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10 Tech Commands For DBA

The document presents ten tech-inspired commands that offer life advice for personal relationships and mental well-being. It emphasizes the importance of filtering meaningful connections, maintaining love, setting boundaries, and prioritizing joy over stress. The overall message encourages readers to embrace life's messiness while maintaining a sense of humor and connection.

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10 Tech Commands For DBA

The document presents ten tech-inspired commands that offer life advice for personal relationships and mental well-being. It emphasizes the importance of filtering meaningful connections, maintaining love, setting boundaries, and prioritizing joy over stress. The overall message encourages readers to embrace life's messiness while maintaining a sense of humor and connection.

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10 Tech Commands

for Life, Love, and


Letting Go

(a post every dev, DBA, and IT soul


needs to read before they timeout)
Life.exe: Rebooting
Humanity with Humor
and SQL
ping partner_IP -t -w
1️⃣ until_emotional_responsiveness

Translation:

Check in often.
But set a timeout , not everyone is on the same
emotional bandwidth.

(And definitely not everyone supports ICMP...)


2️⃣ SELECT * FROM life WHERE
priority = 'people' AND
noise_level < 50;

Wisdom:

Filter what truly matters.

Don’t let meaningless pings from Slack,


Twitter, or old trauma steal your
bandwidth.
3️⃣ UPDATE love SET status = 'nurtured'
WHERE last_quality_time >= NOW() -
INTERVAL 1 DAY;

Reminder:

Love is a stateful object, not a stateless


function.

Update it regularly or risk data decay.


4️⃣ DELETE FROM mental_load
WHERE source =
'others_opinions';

Liberation:

Clear your cache.

Free up memory.

Not every external input deserves to live in


your internal database.
5️⃣ Ctrl + C

If you’re in a toxic loop, just stop.

Interrupt the cycle.

You are not a background process that


has to run forever.
6️⃣ exit 0

The clean exit.

Sometimes, relationships, jobs, or phases end.

Not with drama, but with dignity.

Graceful shutdowns > forced terminations.


SELECT SUM(time), AVG(joy)
7️⃣ FROM memories GROUP BY
person HAVING joy > stress;

Audit your circle.

Keep those who bring laughter, growth, and a


bit of beautiful chaos.

Archive the rest.


8️⃣ echo "I’m proud of you." >>
self.log

Self-talk matters.

Append positive logs.

When the system crashes, you’ll have


records worth restoring from.
9️⃣ chmod +x boundaries.sh

Execute your boundaries.

Don’t just define them in theory.

Run them. Enforce them. Debug as needed.


cronjob: breathe.sh →
schedule: * * * * *

Breathe. Regularly.

Even root users need air.

Even superusers forget to rest.


Bonus Command

SELECT meaning FROM life


WHERE gratitude IS NOT NULL
AND regrets < 5
LIMIT 1;
You’re not here to optimize to death.
You’re here to connect. To experience.

To write messy code, love


deeply, crash sometimes ,

and still show up for the next commit.


Tagline

If relationships but hey , at least


were code, most of we’re not legacy
us need a patch... systems.
echo "Still alive." | wall
TL;DR for the TL;DR People:
Command Real-life meaning
ping -t Show you care, but don’t flood
the connection
SELECT * FROM life Filter for what truly matters
UPDATE love Love needs maintenance, not
just creation
DELETE FROM mental_load Clear others’ baggage from
your system
ctrl + C Walk away from draining loops
exit 0 Graceful goodbyes > ghosting
HAVING joy > stress Prioritize joy, not just uptime
>> self.log Log your wins, not just your
bugs
chmod +x boundaries.sh Make your limits executable
cron: breathe.sh Breathe. Daily. Like, on
purpose.
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