The Go-Getter

A Story That Tells You

How to be One

By

Peter B. Kyne
 The Go-Getter

The Go-Getter

Copyright 1921 by Peter B. Kyne

Copyright Renewed 1949, by Peter B. Kyne

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DEDICATION

THIS LITTLE BOOK IS DEDICATED TO THE

MEMORY OF MY DEAD CHIEF, BRIGADIER

GENERAL LEROY S. LYON, SOMETIME

COMMANDER OF THE 65TH FIELD

ARTILLERY BRIGADE, 40TH DIVISION,

UNITED STATES ARMY.

HE PRACTICED AND PREACHED A RELIGION

OF LOYALTY TO THE COUNTRY AND THE

APPOINTED TASK, WHATEVER IT MIGHT BE.

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THE GO-GETTER

MR. ALDEN P. RICKS, known in Pacific Coast wholesale lumber

and shipping circles as Cappy Ricks had more troubles than a hen with
ducklings. He remarked as much to Mr. Skinner, president and general
manager of the Ricks Logging & Lumbering Company, the corporate
entity which represented Cappy’s vast lumber interests; and he fairly
barked the information at Captain Matt Peasley, his son-in-law and
also president and manager of the Blue Star Navigation Company,
another corporate entity which represented the Ricks interest in the
American mercantile marine.
Mr. Skinner received this information in silence. He was not
related to Cappy Ricks. But Matt Peasley sat down, crossed his legs and
matched glares with his mercurial father-in-law.
“You have troubles!” he jeered, with emphasis on the pronoun.
“Have you got a misery in your back, or is Herbert Hoover the wrong
man for Secretary of Commerce?”
“Stow your sarcasm, young feller,” Cappy shrilled. “You know dad-
blamed well it isn’t a question of health or politics. It’s the fact that in
my old age I find myself totally surrounded by the choicest aggregation
of mental duds since Ajax defied the lightning.”
“Meaning whom?”
“You and Skinner.”
“Why, what have we done?”
“You argued me into taking on the management of twenty-five of
those infernal Shipping Board freighters, and no sooner do we have
them allocated to us than a near panic hits the country, freight rates go
to glory, marine engineers go on strike and every infernal young whelp
we send out to take charge of one of our offices in the Orient promptly
gets the swelled head and thinks he’s divinely ordained to drink up all
the synthetic Scotch whiskey manufactured in Japan for the benefit of
thirsty Americans. In my old age you two have forced us into the posi-
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game that can’t be played on the home grounds. A lot of our business is
so far away we can’t control it.”
Matt Peasley leveled an accusing finger at Cappy Ricks. “We
never argued you into taking over the management of those Shipping
Board boats. We argued me into it. I’m the goat. You have nothing to do
with it. You retired ten years ago. All the troubles in the marine end of
this shop belong on my capable shoulders, old settler.”
“Theoretically—yes. Actually—no. I hope you do not expect me to
abandon mental as well as physical effort. Great Wampus Cats! Am I to
be denied a sentimental interest in matters where I have a controlling
financial interest? I admit you two boys are running my affairs and
ordinarily you run them rather well, but—but—ahem! Harumph-h-h!
What’s the matter with you, Matt? And you, also, Skinner? If Matt
makes a mistake, it’s your job to remind him of it before the results
manifest themselves, is it not? And vice versa. Have you two boobs lost
your ability to judge men or did you ever have such ability?”
“You’re referring to Henderson, of the Shanghai office, I dare say,”
Mr. Skinner cut in.
“I am, Skinner. And I’m here to remind you that if we’d stuck to
our own game, which is coastwise shipping, and had left the trans-
Pacific field with its general cargoes to others, we wouldn’t have any
Shanghai office at this moment and we would not be pestered by the
Hendersons of this world.”
“He’s the best lumber salesman we’ve ever had,” Mr. Skinner
defended. “I had every hope that he would send us orders for many a
cargo for Asiatic delivery.”
“And he had gone through every job in this office, from office boy
to sales manager in the lumber department and from freight clerk to
passenger agent in the navigation company,” Matt Peasley
supplemented.
“I admit all of that. But did you consult me when you decided to
send him out to China on his own?”
“Of course not. I’m boss of the Blue Star Navigation Company, am
I not? The man was in charge of the Shanghai office before you ever
opened your mouth to discharge your cargo of free advice.”
“I told you then that Henderson wouldn’t make good, didn’t I?”
“You did.”

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“And now I have an opportunity to tell you the little tale you
didn’t give me an opportunity to tell you before you sent him out.
Henderson was a good man—a crackerjack man—when he had a better
man over him. But—I’ve been twenty years reducing a tendency on the
part of that fellow’s head to bust his hat-band. And now he’s gone south
with a hundred and thirty thousand taels of our Shanghai bank
account.”
“Permit me to remind you, Mr. Ricks,” Mr. Skinner cut in coldly,
“that he was bonded to the extent of a quarter of a million dollars.”
“Not a peep out of you, Skinner. Not a peep. Permit me to remind
you that I’m the little genius who placed that insurance unknown to you
and Matt. And I recall now that I was reminded by you, Matthew, my
son that I had retired ten years ago and please, would I quit interfering
in the internal administration of your office.”
“Well, I must admit your far-sightedness in that instance will
keep the Shanghai office out of the red ink this year,” Matt Peasley
replied. “However, we face this situation, Cappy. Henderson has drunk
and gambled and signed chits in excess of his salary. He hasn’t
attended to business and he’s capped his inefficiency by absconding
with our bank account. We couldn’t foresee that. When we send a man
out to the Orient to be our manager there, we have to trust him all the
way or not at all. So there is no use weeping over spilled milk, Cappy.
Our job is to select a successor to Henderson and send him out to
Shanghai on the next boat.”
“Oh, very well, Matt,” Cappy replied magnanimously, “I’ll not rub
it into you. I suppose I’m far from generous, bawling you out like this.
Perhaps, when you’re my age and have a lot of mental and moral
cripples nip you and draw blood as often as they’ve drawn it on me
you’ll be a better judge than I of men worthy of the weight of
responsibility. Skinner, have you got a candidate for this job?”
“I regret to say, sir, I have not. All of the men in my department
are quite young—too young for the responsibility.”
“What do you mean—young?” Cappy blazed.
“Well, the only man I would consider for the job is Andrews and he
is too young—about thirty, I should say.”
“About thirty, eh? Strikes me you were about twenty-eight when I
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dollars’ worth of responsibility.”
“Yes sir, but then Andrews has never been tested
“Skinner,” Cappy interrupted in his most awful voice, “it’s a
constant source of amazement to me why I refrain from firing you. You
say Andrews has never been tested. Why hasn’t he been tested? Why
are we maintaining untested material in this shop, anyhow? Eh?
Answer me that. Tut, tut, tut! Not a peep out of you, sir. If you had done
your Christian duty, you would have taken a year’s vacation when
lumber was selling itself in 1919 and 1920, and you would have left
Andrews sitting in at your desk to see the sort of stuff he’s made of.”
“It’s a mighty lucky thing I didn’t go away for a year,” Skinner
protested respectfully, “because the market broke—like that—and if
you don’t think we have to hustle to sell sufficient lumber to keep our
own ships busy freighting it—”
“Skinner, how dare you contradict me? How old was Matt Peasley
when I turned over the Blue Star Navigation Company to him, lock,
stock and barrel? Why, he wasn’t twenty-six years old. Skinner, you’re a
dodo! The killjoys like you who have straddled the neck of industry and
throttled it with absurd theories that a man’s back must be bent like an
ox-bow and his locks snowy white before he can be entrusted with
responsibility and a living wage, have caused all of our wars and
strikes. This is a young man’s world, Skinner, and don’t you ever forget
it. The go-getters of this world are under thirty years of age. Matt,” he
concluded, turning to his son-in-law, “what do you think of Andrews for
that Shanghai job?”
“I think he’ll do.”
“Why do you think he’ll do?”
“Because he ought to do. He’s been with us long enough to have
acquired sufficient experience to enable him—”
“Has he acquired the courage to tackle the job, Matt?” Cappy
interrupted. “That’s more important than this doggoned experience you
and Skinner prate so much about.”
“I know nothing of his courage. I assume that he has force and
initiative. I know he has a pleasing personality.”
“Well, before we send him out we ought to know whether or not he
has force and initiative.”
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selecting Henderson’s successor. You’ve butted in, so I suggest you
name the lucky man.”
“Yes, indeed,” Skinner agreed. “I’m sure it’s quite beyond my poor
abilities to uncover Andrews’ force and initiative on such notice. He
does possess sufficient force and initiative for his present job, but—”
“But will he possess force and initiative when he has to make a
quick decision six thousand miles from expert advice, and stand or fall
by that decision? That’s what we want to know, Skinner.”
“I suggest, sir,” Mr. Skinner replied with chill politeness, “that you
conduct the examination.”
“I accept the nomination, Skinner. By the Holy Pink-toed Prophet!
The next man we send out to that Shanghai office is going to be a go-
getter. We’ve had three managers go rotten on us and that’s three too
many.”
And without further ado, Cappy swung his aged legs up on to his
desk and slid down in his swivel chair until he rested on his spine. His
head sank on his breast and he closed his eyes.
“He’s framing the examination for Andrews,” Matt Peasley
whispered, as he and Skinner made their exits.

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II

The President emeritus of the Ricks’ interests was not destined to

uninterrupted cogitation, however. Within ten minutes his private
exchange operator called him to the telephone.
“What is it?” Cappy yelled into the transmitter.
“There is a young man in the general office. His name is Mr.
William E. Peck and he desires to see you personally.”
Cappy sighed. “Very well,” he replied. “Have him shown in.
Almost immediately the office boy ushered Mr. Peck into Cappy’s
presence. The moment he was fairly inside the door the visitor halted,
came easily and naturally to “attention” and bowed respectfully, while
the cool glance of his keen blue eyes held steadily the autocrat of the
Blue Star Navigation Company.
“Mr. Ricks, Peck is my name, sir—William E. Peck. Thank you,
sir, for acceding to my request for an interview.”
“Ahem! Hum-m-m!” Cappy looked belligerent. “Sit down, Mr.
Peck.”
Mr. Peck sat down, but as he crossed to the chair beside Cappy’s
desk, the old gentleman noticed that his visitor walked with a slight
limp, and that his left forearm had been amputated half way to the
elbow. To the observant Cappy, the American Legion button in Mr.
Peck’s lapel told the story.
“Well, Mr. Peck,” he queried gently, “what can I do for you?”
“I’ve called for my job,” the veteran replied briefly.
“By the Holy Pink-toed Prophet!” Cappy ejaculated, “You say that
like a man who doesn’t expect to be refused.”
“Quite right, sir. I do not anticipate a refusal.”
“Why?”
Mr. William E. Peck’s engaging but somewhat plain features
rippled into the most compelling smile Cappy Ricks had ever seen. “I
am a salesman, Mr. Ricks,” he replied. “I know that statement to be
true because I have demonstrated, over a period of five years, that I can
sell my share of anything that has a hockable value. I have always
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manufacturer of those goods something, to-wit—myself! I am about to
sell myself to you.”
“Son,” said Cappy smilingly, “you win. You’ve sold me already.
When did they sell you a membership in the military forces of the
United States of America?”
“On the morning of April 7th, 1917, sir.”
“That clinches our sale. I soldiered with the Knights of Columbus
at Camp Kearny myself, but when they refused to let me go abroad with
my division my heart was broken, so I went over the hill.”
That little touch of the language of the line appeared to warm Mr.
Peck’s heart considerably, establishing at once a free masonry between
them.
“I was with the Portland Lumber Company, selling lumber in the
Middle West before the war,” he explained. “Uncle Sam gave me my
sheepskin at Letterman General Hospital last week, with half disability
on my ten thousand dollars’ worth of government insurance. Whittling
my wing was a mere trifle, but my broken leg was a long time mending,
and now it’s shorter than it really ought to be. And I developed
pneumonia with influenza and they found some T.B. indications after
that. I’ve been at the government tuberculosis hospital at Fort Bayard,
New Mexico, for a year. However, what’s left of me is certified to be
sound. I’ve got five inches chest expansion and I feel fine.”
“Not at all blue or discouraged?” Cappy hazarded.
“Oh, I got off easy, Mr. Ricks. I have my head left—and my right
arm. I can think and I can write, and even if one of my wheels is flat, I
can hike longer and faster after an order than most. Got a job for me,
Mr. Ricks?”
“No, I haven’t, Mr. Peck. I’m out of it, you know. Retired ten years
ago. This office is merely a headquarters for social frivolity—a place to
get my mail and mill over the gossip of the street. Our Mr. Skinner is
the chap you should see.”
“I have seen Mr. Skinner, sir,” the erstwhile warrior replied, “but
he wasn’t very sympathetic. I think he jumped to the conclusion that I
was attempting to trade him my empty sleeve. He informed me that
there wasn’t sufficient business to keep his present staff of salesmen
busy, so then I told him I’d take anything, from stenographer up. I’m
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lumber and bill it. I can keep books and answer the telephone.”
“No encouragement, eh?”
“No, sir.”
“Well, now, son,” Cappy informed his cheerful visitor
confidentially, “you take my tip and see my son-in-law, Captain Peasley.
He’s high, low and jack-in-the-game in the shipping end of our business.
“I have also interviewed Captain Peasley. He was very kind. He
said he felt that he owed me a job, but business is so bad he couldn’t
make a place for me. He told me he is now carrying a dozen ex-service
men merely because he hasn’t the heart to let them go. I believe him.”
“Well, my dear boy—my dear young friend! Why do you come to
me?”
“Because,” Mr. Peck replied smilingly, “I want you to go over their
heads and give me a job. I don’t care a hoot what it is, provided I can do
it. If I can do it, I’ll do it better than it was ever done before, and if I
can’t do that I’ll quit to save you the embarrassment of firing me. I’m
not an object of charity, but I’m scarcely the man I used to be and I’m
four years behind the procession and have to catch up. I have the best of
references—”
“I see you have,” Cappy cut in blandly, and pressed the push-
button on his desk. Mr. Skinner entered. He glanced disapprovingly at
William E. Peck and then turned inquiring eyes toward Cappy Ricks.
“Skinner, dear boy,” Cappy purred amiably, “I’ve been thinking
over the proposition to send Andrews out to the Shanghai office, and
I’ve come to this conclusion. We’ll have to take a chance. At the present
time that office is in charge of a stenographer, and we’ve got to get a
manager on the job without further loss of time. So I’ll tell you what
we’ll do. We’ll send Andrews out on the next boat, but inform him that
his position is temporary. Then if be doesn’t make good out there we can
take him back into this office, where he is a most valuable man.
Meanwhile—ahem! hum-m-m! Harumph!—meanwhile, you’d oblige me
greatly, Skinner, my dear boy, if you would consent to take this young
man into your office and give him a good work-out to see the stuff he’s
made of. As a favor to me, Skinner, my dear boy, as a favor to me.”
Mr. Skinner, in the language of the sporting world, was down for
the count—and knew it. Young Mr. Peck knew it too, and smiled
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the army, where one of the first great lessons to be assimilated is this:
that the commanding general’s request is always tantamount to an
order.
“Very well, sir,” Mr. Skinner replied coldly. “Have you arranged
the compensation to be given Mr. Peck?”
Cappy threw up a deprecating hand. “That detail is entirely up to
you, Skinner. Far be it from me to interfere in the internal
administration of your department. Naturally you will pay Mr. Peck
what he is worth and not a cent more.” He turned to the triumphant
Peck. “Now, you listen to me, young feller. If you think you’re slipping
gracefully into a good thing, disabuse your mind of that impression
right now. You’ll step right up to the plate, my son, and you’ll hit the
ball fairly on the nose, and you’ll do it early and often. The first time
you tip a foul, you’ll be warned. The second time you do it you’ll get a
month’s lay-off to think it over, and the third time you’ll be out—for
keeps. Do I make myself clear?”
“You do, sir,” Mr. Peck declared happily. “All I ask is fighting room
and I’ll hack my way into Mr. Skinner’s heart. Thank you, Mr. Skinner,
for consenting to take me on. I appreciate your action very, very much
and shall endeavor to be worthy of your confidence.”
“Young scoundrel! In-fer-nal young scoundrel!” Cappy murmured
to himself. “He has a sense of humor, thank God! Ah, poor old narrow-
gauge Skinner! If that fellow ever gets a new or unconventional thought
in his stodgy head, it’ll kill him overnight. He’s hopping mad right now,
because he can’t say a word in his own defense, but if he doesn’t make
hell look like a summer holiday for Mr. Bill Peck, I’m due to be
mercifully chloroformed. Good Lord, how empty life would be if I
couldn’t butt in and raise a little riot every once in so often.”
Young Mr. Peck had risen and was standing at attention. “When
do I report for duty, sir?” he queried of Mr. Skinner.
“Whenever you’re ready,” Skinner retorted with a wintry smile.
Mr. Peck glanced at a cheap wrist watch. “It’s twelve o’clock now,” he
soliloquized aloud. “I’ll pop out, wrap myself around some rations and
report on the job at one P. M. I might just as well knock out half a day’s
pay.” He glanced at Cappy Ricks and quoted:

“Count that day lost whose low descending run

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Finds prices shot to glory and business done for fun.”

Unable to maintain his composure in the face of such levity during

office hours, Mr. Skinner withdrew, still wrapped in his sub-Antarctic
dignity. As the door closed behind him, Mr. Peck’s eyebrows went up in
a manner indicative of apprehension.
“I’m off to a bad start, Mr. Ricks,” he opined.
“You only asked for a start,” Cappy piped back at him. “I didn’t
guarantee you a good start, and I wouldn’t because I can’t. I can only
drive Skinner and Matt Peasley so far—and no farther. There’s always
a point at which I quit—er—ah—William.”
“More familiarly known as Bill Peck, sir.”
“Very well, Bill.” Cappy slid out to the edge of his chair and peered
at Bill Peck balefully over the top of his spectacles. “I’ll have my eye on
you, young feller,” he shrilled. “I freely acknowledge our indebtedness to
you, but the day you get the notion in your head that this office is an old
soldiers’ home—” He paused thoughtfully. “I wonder what Skinner will
pay you?” he mused. “Oh, well,” he continued, whatever it is, take it and
say nothing and when the moment is propitious—and provided you’ve
earned it—I’ll intercede with the danged old relic and get you a raise.”
“Thank you very much, sir. You are most kind. Good-day, sir.”
And Bill Peck picked up his hat and limped out of The Presence.
Scarcely had the door closed behind him than Mr. Skinner re-entered
Cappy Ricks’ lair. He opened his mouth to speak, but Cappy silenced
him with an imperious finger.
“Not a peep out of you, Skinner, my dear boy,” he chirped amiably.
“I know exactly what you’re going to say and I admit your right to say
it, but—as—ahem! Harumph-h-h!—now, Skinner, listen to reason. How
the devil could you have the heart to reject that crippled ex-soldier?
There he stood, on one sound leg, with his sleeve tucked into his coat
pocket and on his homely face the grin of an unwhipped, unbeatable
man. But you—blast your cold, unfeeling soul, Skinner!—looked him in
the eye and turned him down like a drunkard turns down near-beer.
Skinner, how could you do it?”
Undaunted by Cappy’s admonitory finger, Mr. Skinner struck a
distinctly defiant attitude.
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ago last Thursday the local posts of the American Legion commenced
their organized drive for jobs for their crippled and unemployed com-
rades, and within three days you’ve sawed off two hundred and nine
such jobs on the various corporations that you control. The gang you
shipped up to the mill in Washington has already applied for a charter
for a new post to be known as Cappy Ricks Post No. 534. And you had
experienced men discharged to make room for these ex-soldiers.”
“You bet I did,” Cappy yelled triumphantly. “It’s always Old Home
Week in every logging camp and saw-mill in the Northwest for I. W.
W.’s and revolutionary communists. I’m sick of their unauthorized
strikes and sabotage, and by the Holy Pink-Toed Prophet, Cappy Ricks
Post. No. 534, American Legion, is the only sort of back-fire I can think
of to put the Wobblies on the run.”
“Every office and ship and retail yard could be run by a first-
sergeant,” Skinner complained. “I’m thinking of having reveille and
retreat and bugle calls and Saturday morning inspections. I tell you, sir,
the Ricks interests have absorbed all the old soldiers possible and at the
present moment those interests are overflowing with glory. What we
want are workers, not talkers. These ex-soldiers spend too much time
fighting their battles over again.”
“Well, Comrade Peck is the last one I’ll ask you to absorb,
Skinner,” Cappy promised contritely. “Ever read Kipling’s Barrack
Room Ballads, Skinner?”
“I have no time to read,” Mr. Skinner protested.
“Go up town this minute and buy a copy and read one ballad
entitled ‘Tommy,’ “ Cappy barked. “For the good of your immortal soul,”
he added.
“Well, Comrade Peck doesn’t make a hit with me, Mr. Ricks. He
applied to me for a job and I gave him his answer. Then he went to
Captain Matt and was refused, so, just to demonstrate his bad taste, he
went over our heads and induced you to pitchfork him into a job. He’ll
curse the day he was inspired to do that.”
“Skinner! Skinner! Look me in the eye! Do you know why I asked
you to take on Bill Peck?”
“I do. Because you’re too tender-hearted for your own good.”
“You unimaginative dunderhead! You jibbering jackdaw! How
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ripe peach that Bill Peck was one of the doggondest finest soldiers you
ever saw. He carries his objective. He sized you up just like that,
Skinner. He declined to permit you to block him. Skinner, that Peck
person has been opposed by experts. Yes, sir—experts! What kind of a
job are you going to give him, Skinner, my dear boy?”
“Andrews’ job, of course.”
“Oh, yes, I forgot. Skinner, dear boy, haven’t we got about half a
million feet of skunk spruce to saw off on somebody?” Mr. Skinner
nodded and Cappy continued with all the naive eagerness of one who
has just made a marvelous discovery, which he is confident will
revolutionize science. “Give him that stinking stuff to peddle, Skinner,
and if you can dig up a couple of dozen carloads of red fir or bull pine in
transit, or some short or odd-length stock, or some larch ceiling or
flooring, or some hemlock random stock—in fact, anything the trade
doesn’t want as a gift—you get me, don’t you, Skinner?”
Mr. Skinner smiled his swordfish smile. “And if he fails to make
good—au revoir, eh?”
“Yes, I suppose so, although I hate to think about it. On the other
hand, if he makes good he’s to have Andrews’ salary. We must be fair,
Skinner. Whatever our faults we must always be fair.” He rose and pat-
ted the general manager’s lean shoulder. “There, there, Skinner, my
boy. Forgive me if I’ve been a trifle —ah—ahem!—precipitate and—er—
harumph-h-h! Skinner, if you put a prohibitive price on that skunk fir,
by the Holy Pink-toed Prophet, I’ll fire you! Be fair, boy, be fair. No
dirty work, Skinner. Remember, Comrade Peck has half of his left
forearm buried in France.”

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III

At twelve-thirty, as Cappy was hurrying up California Street to

luncheon at the Commercial Club, he met Bill Peck limping down the
sidewalk. The ex-soldier stopped him and handed him a card.
“What do you think of that, sir?” he queried. “Isn’t it a neat
business card?”
Cappy read:

RICKS LUMBER & LOGGING COMPANY

Lumber and its products
248 California St.
San Francisco.

Represented by
William E. Peck
If you can drive nails in it—we have it!

Cappy Ricks ran a speculative thumb over Comrade Peck’s

business card. It was engraved. And copper plates or steel dies are not
made in half an hour!
“By the Twelve Ragged Apostles!” This was Cappy’s most terrible
oath and he never employed it unless rocked to his very foundations.
“Bill, as one bandit to another—come clean. When did you first make up
your mind to go to work for us?”
“A week ago,” Comrade Peck replied blandly.
“And what was your grade when Kaiser Bill went A.W.0.L.
“I was a buck.”
“I don’t believe you. Didn’t anybody ever offer you something
better?”
“Frequently. However, if I had accepted I would have had to
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was filled with excitement and interesting experiments. I used to
disguise myself as a Christmas tree or a box car and pick off German
sharp-shooters. I was known as Peck’s Bad Boy. I was often tempted to
quit, but whenever I’d reflect on the number of American lives I was
saving daily, a commission was just a scrap of paper to me.”
“If you’d ever started in any other branch of the service you’d have
run John J. Pershing down to lance corporal. Bill, listen! Have you ever
had any experience selling skunk spruce?”
Comrade Peck was plainly puzzled. He shook his head. “What sort
of stock is it?” he asked.
“Humboldt County, California, spruce, and it’s coarse and stringy
and wet and heavy and smells just like a skunk directly after using. I’m
afraid Skinner’s going to start you at the bottom—and skunk spruce is
it.
“Can you drive nails in. it, Mr. Ricks?”
“Oh, yes.”
“Does anybody ever buy skunk spruce, sir?”
“Oh, occasionally one of our bright young men digs up a half-wit
who’s willing to try anything once. Otherwise, of course, we would not
continue to manufacture it. Fortunately, Bill, we have very little of it,
but whenever our woods boss runs across a good tree he hasn’t the
heart to leave it standing, and as a result, we always have enough
skunk spruce on hand to keep our salesmen humble.”
“I can sell anything—at a price,” Comrade Peck replied
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IV

For two months Cappy Ricks saw nothing of Bill Peck. That
enterprising veteran had been sent out into the Utah, Arizona, New
Mexico and Texas territory the moment he had familiarized himself
with the numerous details regarding freight rates, weights and the
mills he represented, all things which a salesman should be familiar
with before he starts out on the road. From Salt Lake City he wired an
order for two carloads of larch rustic and in Ogden he managed to
inveigle a retail yard with which Mr. Skinner had been trying to do
business for years, into sampling a carload of skunk spruce boards,
random lengths and grades, at a dollar above the price given him by
Skinner. In Arizona he worked up some new business in mining
timbers, but it was not until he got into the heart of Texas that
Comrade Peck really commenced to demonstrate his selling ability.
Standard oil derricks were his specialty and he shot the orders in so fast
that Mr. Skinner was forced to wire him for mercy and instruct him to
devote his talent to the disposal of cedar shingles and siding, Douglas
fir and redwood. Eventually he completed his circle and worked his way
home, via Los Angeles, pausing however, in the San Joaquin Valley to
sell two more carloads of skunk spruce. When this order was wired in,
Mr. Skinner came to Cappy Ricks with the telegram.
“Well, I must admit Comrade Peck can sell lumber,” he announced
grudgingly. “He has secured five new accounts and here is an order for
two more carloads of skunk spruce. I’ll have to raise his salary about
the first of the year.
“My dear Skinner, why the devil wait until the first of the year?
Your pernicious habit of deferring the inevitable parting with money
has cost us the services of more than one good man. You know you have
to raise Comrade Peck’s salary sooner or later, so why not do it now and
smile like a dentifrice advertisement while you’re doing it? Comrade
Peck will feel a whole lot better as a result, and who knows? He may
conclude you’re a human being, after all, and learn to love you?”
“Very well, sir. I’ll give him the same salary Andrews was getting
before Peck took over his territory.”
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you who’s boss around here. He’s better than Andrews, isn’t he?”
“I think he is, sir.”
“Well then, for the love of a square deal, pay him more and pay it
to him from the first day he went to work. Get out. You make me
nervous. By the way, how is Andrews getting along in his Shanghai
job?”
“He’s helping the cable company pay its income tax. Cables about
three times a week on matters he should decide for himself. Matt
Peasley is disgusted with him.”
“Ah! Well, I’m not disappointed. And I suppose Matt will be in
here before long to remind me that I was the bright boy who picked
Andrews for the job. Well, I did, but I call upon you to remember, Skin-
ner, when I’m assailed, that Andrews’ appointment was temporary.”
“Yes, sir, it was.”
“Well, I suppose I’ll have to cast about for his successor and beat
Matt out of his cheap ‘I told you so’ triumph. I think Comrade Peck has
some of the earmarks of a good manager for our Shanghai office, but I’ll
have to test him a little further.” He looked up humorously at Mr.
Skinner. “Skinner, my dear boy,” he continued, “I’m going to have him
deliver a blue vase.”
Mr. Skinner’s cold features actually glowed. “Well, tip the chief of
police and the proprietor of the store off this time and save yourself
some money,” he warned Cappy. He walked to the window and looked
down into California Street. He continued to smile.
“Yes,” Cappy continued dreamily, “I think I shall give him the
thirty-third degree. You’ll agree with me, Skinner, that if he delivers
the blue vase he’ll be worth ten thousand dollars a year as our Oriental
manager?”
“I’ll say he will,” Mr. Skinner replied slangily.
“Very well, then. Arrange matters, Skinner, so that he will be
available for me at one o’clock, a week from Sunday. I’ll attend to the
other details.”
Mr. Skinner nodded. He was still chuckling when he departed for
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A week from the succeeding Saturday, Mr. Skinner did not come
down to the office, but a telephone message from his home informed the
chief clerk that Mr. Skinner was at home and somewhat indisposed.
The chief clerk was to advise Mr. Peck that he, Mr. Skinner, had
contemplated having a conference with the latter that day, but that his
indisposition would prevent this. Mr. Skinner hoped to be feeling much
better tomorrow, and since he was very desirous of a conference with
Mr. Peck before the latter should depart on his next selling pilgrimage,
on Monday, would Mr. Peck be good enough to call at Mr. Skinner’s
house at one o’clock Sunday afternoon? Mr. Peck sent back word that he
would be there at the appointed time and was rewarded with Mr. Skin-
ner’s thanks, via the chief clerk.
Promptly at one o’clock the following day, Bill Peck reported at the
general manager’s house. He found Mr. Skinner in bed, reading the
paper and looking surprisingly well. He trusted Mr. Skinner felt better
than he looked. Mr. Skinner did, and at once entered into a discussion
of the new customers, other prospects he particularly desired Mr. Peck
to approach, new business to be investigated, and further details
without end. And in the midst of this conference Cappy Riggs
telephoned.
A portable telephone stood on a commode beside Mr. Skinner’s
bed, so the latter answered immediately. Comrade Peck watched
Skinner listen attentively for fully two minutes, then heard him say:
“Mr. Ricks, I’m terribly sorry. I’d love to do this errand for you, but
really I’m under the weather. In fact, I’m in bed as I speak to you now.
But Mr. Peck is here with me and I’m sure he’ll be very happy to attend
to the matter for you.”
“By all means,” Bill Peck hastened to assure the general manager.
“Who does Mr. Ricks want killed and where will he have the body
delivered?”
“Hah-hah! Hah-Hah!” Mr. Skinner had a singularly annoying,
mirthless laugh, as if he begrudged himself such an unheard-of
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to attend to the matter for you. He wants to know whom you want
killed and where you wish the body delivered. Hah hah! Hah! Peck, Mr.
Ricks will speak to you.”
Bill Peck took the telephone. “Good afternoon, Mr. Ricks.”
“Hello, old soldier. What are you doing this afternoon?
“Nothing--after I conclude my conference with Mr. Skinner. By the
way, he has just given me a most handsome boost in salary, for which I
am most appreciative. I feel, however, despite Mr. Skinner’s gra-
ciousness, that you have put in a kind word for me with him, and I want
to thank you ---”
“Tut, tut. Not a peep out of you, sir. Not a peep. You get nothing
for nothing from Skinner or me. However, in view of the fact that you’re
feeling kindly toward me this afternoon, I wish you’d do a little errand
for me. I can’t send a boy and I hate to make a messenger out of you—
er—ah—ahem! That is harumph-h-h!”
“I have no false pride, Mr. Ricks.”
“Thank you, Bill. Glad you feel that way about it. Bill, I was
prowling around town this forenoon, after church, and down in a store
on Sutter Street, between Stockton and Powell Street, on the right hand
side as you face Market Street, I saw a blue vase in a window. I have a
weakness for vases, Bill. I’m a sharp on them, too. Now, this vase I saw
isn’t very expensive as vases go—in fact, I wouldn’t buy it for my
collection— but one of the finest and sweetest ladies of my acquaintance
has the mate to that blue vase I saw in the window, and I know she’d be
prouder than Punch if she had two of them—one for each side of her
drawing room mantel, understand?
“Now, I’m leaving from the Southern Pacific depot at eight o’clock
tonight, bound for Santa Barbara to attend her wedding anniversary
tomorrow night. I forget what anniversary it is, Bill, but I have been
informed by my daughter that I’ll be very much de trop if I send her any
present other than something in porcelain or China or Cloisonné—well,
Bill, this crazy little blue vase just fills the order. Understand?”
“Yes, sir. You feel that it would be most graceful on your part if
you could bring this little blue vase down to Santa Barbara with you
tonight. You have to have it tonight, because if you wait until the store
opens on Monday the vase will reach your hostess twenty-four hours
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“Exactly, Bill. Now, I’ve simply got to have that vase. If I had
discovered it yesterday I wouldn’t be asking you to get it for me today,
Bill.”
“Please do not make any explanations or apologies, Mr. Ricks. You
have described the vase—no you haven’t. What sort of blue is it, how
tall is it and what is, approximately, its greatest diameter? Does it set
on a base, or does it not? Is it a solid blue, or is it figured?”
It’s a Cloisonné vase, Bill—sort of old Dutch blue, or Delft, with
some Oriental funny-business on it. I couldn’t describe it exactly, but it
has some birds and flowers on it. It’s about a foot tall and four inches in
diameter and sets on a teak-wood base.”
“Very well, sir. You shall have it.”
“And you’ll deliver it to me in stateroom A, car 7, aboard the train
at Third and Townsend Streets, at seven fifty-five tonight?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Thank you, Bill. The expense will be trifling. Collect it from the
cashier in the morning, and tell him to charge it to my account.” And
Cappy hung up.
At once Mr. Skinner took up the thread of the interrupted
conference, and it was not until three o’clock that Bill Peck left his
house and proceeded downtown to locate Cappy Rick’s blue vase.
He proceeded to the block in Sutter Street between Stockton and
Powell Streets, and although he walked patiently up one side of the
street and down the other, not a single vase of any description showed
in any shop window, nor could he find a single shop where such a vase
as Cappy had described might, perchance, be displayed for sale.
“I think the old boy has erred in the coordinates of the target,” Bill
Peck concluded, “or else I misunderstood him. I’ll telephone his house
and ask him to repeat them.”
He did, but nobody was at home except a Swedish maid, and all
she knew was that Mr. Ricks was out and the hour of his return was
unknown. So Mr. Peck went back to Sutter Street and scoured once
more every shop window in the block. Then he scouted two blocks above
Powell and two blocks below Stockton. Still the blue vase remained
invisible.
So he transferred his search to a corresponding area on Bush
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Post Street. He was still without results when he moved one block
further west and one further south and discovered the blue vase in a
huge plate-glass window of a shop on Geary Street near Grant Avenue.
He surveyed it critically and was convinced that it was the object he
sought.
He tried the door, but it was locked, as he had anticipated it would
be. So he kicked the door and raised an infernal racket, hoping against
hope that the noise might bring a watchman from the rear of the
building. In vain. He backed out to the edge of the sidewalk and read
the sign over the door:

B. Cohen’s Art Shop

This was a start, so Mr. Peck limped over to the Palace Hotel and
procured a telephone directory. By actual count there were nineteen B.
Cohens scattered throughout the city, so before commencing to call the
nineteen, Bill Peck borrowed the city directory from the hotel clerk and
scanned it for the particular B. Cohen who owned the art shop. His
search availed him nothing. B. Cohen was listed as an art dealer at the
address where the blue vase reposed in the show window. That was all.
“I suppose he’s a commuter,” Mr. Peck concluded, and at once
proceeded to procure directories of the adjacent cities of Berkeley,
Oakland and Alameda. They were not available, so in despair he
changed a dollar into five cent pieces, sought a telephone booth and
commenced calling up all the B. Cohens in San Francisco. Of the
nineteen, four did not answer, three were temporarily disconnected, six
replied in Yiddish, five were not the B. Cohen he sought, and one swore
he was Irish and that his name was spelled Cohan and pronounced with
an accent on both syllables.
The B. Cohens resident in Berkeley, Oakland, Alameda, San
Rafael, Sausalito, Mill Valley, San Mateo, Redwood City and Palo Alto
were next telephoned to, and when this long and expensive task was
done, ex-private Bill Peck emerged from the telephone booth wringing
wet with perspiration and as irritable as a clucking hen. Once outside
the hotel he raised his haggard face to heaven and dumbly queried of
the Almighty what He meant by saving him from quick death on the
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civil life.
It was now six o’clock. Suddenly Peck had an inspiration. Was the
name spelled Cohen, Cohan, Cohn, Kobn or Coen?
“If I have to take a Jewish census again tonight I’ll die,” he told
himself desperately, and went back to the art shop.
The sign read: B. COHN’S ART SHOP.
“I wish I knew a bootlegger’s joint,” poor Peck complained. “I’m
pretty far gone and a little wood alcohol couldn’t hurt me much now.
Why, I could have sworn that name was spelled with an E. It seems to
me I noted that particularly.”
He went back to the hotel telephone booth and commenced calling
up all the B.Cohns in town. There were eight of them and six of them
were out, one was maudlin with liquor and the other was very deaf and
shouted unintelligibly.
“Peace hath its barbarities no less than war,” Mr. Peck sighed. He
changed a twenty-dollar bill into nickles, dimes and quarters, returned
to the hot, ill smelling telephone booth and proceeded to lay down a
barrage of telephone calls to the B. Cohns of all towns of any
importance contiguous to San Francisco Bay. And he was lucky. On the
sixth call he located the particular B. Cohn in San Rafael, only to be in-
formed by Mr. Cohn’s cook that Mr. Cohn was dining at the home of a
Mr. Simons in Mill Valley.
There were three Mr. Simons in Mill Valley, and Peck called them
all before connecting with the right one. Yes, Mr. B. Cohn was there.
Who wished to speak to him? Mr. Heck? Oh, Mr. Lake! A silence.
Then— Mr. Cohn says he doesn’t know any Mr. Lake and wants to
know the nature of your business. He is dining and doesn’t like to be
disturbed unless the matter is of grave importance.”
“Tell him Mr. Peck wishes to speak to him on a matter of very
great importance,” wailed the ex private.
“Mr. Metz? Mr. Ben Metz?
“No, no, no. Peck—p-e-c-k.”
“D-e-c-k?”
“No, P”
“C?”
“P.”
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“C-K———”
“Oh, yes, Mr. Eckstein.”
“Call Cohn to the ‘phone or I’ll go over there on the next boat and
kill you, you damned idiot,” shrieked Peck. “Tell him his store is on
fire.”
That message was evidently delivered for almost instantly Mr. B.
Cohn was puffing and spluttering into the ‘phone.
“Iss dot der fire marshal?” he managed to articulate.
“Listen, Mr. Cohn. Your store is not on fire, but I had to say so in
order to get you to the telephone. I am Mr. Peck, a total stranger to you.
You have a blue vase in your shop window on Geary Street in San
Francisco. I want to buy it and I want to buy it before seven forty-five
tonight. I want you to come across the bay and open the store and sell
me that vase.”
“Such a business! Vot you think I am? Crazy?”
“No, Mr. Cohn, I do not. I’m the only crazy man talking. I’m crazy
for that vase and I’ve got to have it right away.”
“You know vot dot vase costs?” Mr. B. Cohn’s voice dripped syrup.
“No, and I don’t give a hoot what it costs. I want what I want
when I want it. Do I get it?”
“Ve-ell, lemme see. Vot time iss it?” A silence while B. Cohn
evidently looked at his watch. “It iss now a quarter of seven, Mr.
Eckstein, und der nexd drain from Mill Valley don’t leaf until eight
o’clock. Dot vill get me to San Francisco at eight-fifty—und I am dining
mit friends und haf just finished my soup.”
“To hell with your soup. I want that blue vase.”
“Veil, I tell you, Mr. Eckstein, if you got to have it, call up my head
salesman, Herman Joost, in der Chilton Apartments,-Prospect three-
two-four-nine, und tell him I said he should come down right avay qvick
und sell you dot blue vase. Goodbye, Mr. Eckstein.
And B. Cohn hung up.
Instantly Peck called Prospect 3249 and asked for Herman Joost.
Mr. Joost’s mother answered. She was desolated because Herman was
not at home, but vouchsafed the information that be was dining at the
country club. Which country club? She did not know. So Peck procured
from the hotel clerk a list of the country clubs in and around San
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being informed that Mr. Juice was not a member, that Mr. Luce wasn’t
in, that Mr. Coos had been dead three months and that Mr. Boos had
played but eight holes when he received a telegram calling him back to
New York. At the other clubs Mr. Joust was unknown.
“Licked,” murmured Bill Peck, “but never let it be said that I
didn’t go down fighting. I’m going to heave a brick through that show
window, grab the vase and run with it.”
He engaged a taxicab and instructed the driver to wait for him at
the corner of Geary and Stockton Streets. Also, he borrowed from the
chauffeur a ball peen hammer. When he reached the art shop of B.
Cohn, however, a policeman was standing in the doorway, violating the
general orders of a policeman on duty by surreptitiously smoking a
cigar.
“He’ll nab me if I crack that window,” the desperate Peck decided,
and continued on down the street, crossed to the other side and came
back. It was now dark and over the art shop B. Cohn’s name burned in
small red, white and blue electric lights.
And lo, it was spelled B. Cohen!
Ex-private William E. Peck sat down on a fire hydrant and cursed
with rage. His weak leg hurt him, too, and for some damnable reason,
the stump of his left arm developed the feeling that his missing hand
was itchy.
“The world is filled with idiots,” he raved furiously.
“I’m tired and I’m hungry. I skipped luncheon and I’ve been too
busy to think of dinner.”
He walked back to his taxicab and returned to the hotel where,
hope springing eternal in his breast, he called Prospect 3249 again and
discovered that the missing Herman Joost had returned to the bosom of
his family. To him the frantic Peck delivered the message of B. Cohn,
whereupon the cautious Herman Joost replied that he would confirm
the authenticity of the message by telephoning to Mr. Cohn at Mr.
Simon’s home in Mill Valley. If Mr. B. Cohn or Cohen confirmed Mr.
Kek’s story he, the said Herman Joost would be at the store sometime
before nine o’clock, and if Mr. Kek cared to, he might await him there.
Mr. Kek said he would be delighted to wait for him there.
At nine-fifteen Herman Joost appeared on the scene. On his way
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bring him along with him. The lights were switched on in the store and
Mr. Joost lovingly abstracted the blue vase from the window.
“What’s the cursed thing worth?” Peck demanded.
“Two thousand dollars,” Mr. Joost replied without so much as the
quiver of an eyelash. “Cash,” he added, apparently as an afterthought.
The exhausted Peck leaned against the sturdy guardian of the law
and sighed. This was the final straw.
He had about ten dollars in his possession.
“You refuse, absolutely, to accept my check?” he quavered.
“I don’t know you, Mr. Peck,” Herman Joost replied simply.
“Where’s your telephone?”
Mr. Joost led Peck to the telephone and the latter called up Mr.
Skinner.
“Mr. Skinner,” he announced, “this is all that is mortal of Bill Peck
speaking. I’ve got the store open and for two thousand dollars—cash—I
can buy the blue vase Mr. Ricks has set his heart upon.”
“Oh, Peck, dear fellow,” Mr. Skinner purred sympathetically.
“Have you been all this time on that errand?”
“I have. And I’m going to stick on the job until I deliver the goods.
For God’s sake let me have two thousand dollars and bring it down to
me at B. Cohen’s Art Shop on Geary Street near Grant Avenue. I’m too
utterly exhausted to go up after it.”
“My dear Mr. Peck, I haven’t two thousand dollars in my house.
That is too great a sum of money to keep on hand.”
“Well, then, come downtown, open up the office safe and get the
money for me.”
“Time lock on the office safe, Peck. Impossible.”
“Well then, come downtown and identify me at hotels and cafés
and restaurants so I can cash my own check.”
“Is your check good, Mr. Peck?”
The flood of invective which had been accumulating in Mr. Peck’s
system all the afternoon now broke its bounds. He screamed at Mr.
Skinner a blasphemous invitation to betake himself to the lower
regions.
“Tomorrow morning,” he promised hoarsely, “I’ll beat you to death
with the stump of my left arm, you miserable, cold-blooded, lazy,
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He called up Cappy Ricks’ residence next, and asked for Captain
Matt Peasley, who, he knew, made his home with his father-in-law.
Matt Peasley came to the telephone and listened sympathetically to
Peck’s tale of woe.
“Peck, that’s the worst outrage I ever heard of,” he declared. “The
idea of setting you such a task. You take my advice and forget the blue
vase.”
“I can’t,” Peck panted. “Mr. Ricks will feel mighty chagrined if I
fail to get the vase to him. I wouldn’t disappoint him for my right arm.
He’s been a dead game sport with me, Captain Peasley.”
“But it’s too late to get the vase to him, Peck. He left the city at
eight o’clock and it is now almost half past nine.”
“I know, but if I can secure legal possession of the vase I’ll get it to
him before he leaves the train at Santa Barbara at six o’clock to-morrow
morning.”
“How?”
“There’s a flying school out at the Marina and one of the pilots
there is a friend of mine. He’ll fly to Santa Barbara with me and the
vase.”
“You’re crazy.”
“I know it. Please lend me two thousand dollars.”
“What for?”
“To pay for the vase.”
“Now I know you’re crazy—or drunk. Why if Cappy Ricks ever
forgot himself to the extent of paying two hundred dollars for a vase
he’d bleed to death in an hour.”
“Won’t you let me have two thousand dollars, Captain Peasley?”
“I will not, Peck, old son. Go home and to bed and forget it.”
“Please. You can cash your checks. You’re known so much better
than I, and it’s Sunday night———”
“And it’s a fine way to keep holy the Sabbath day,” Matt Peasley
retorted and hung up.
“Well,” Herman Joost queried, “do we stay here all night?”
Bill Peck bowed his head. “Look here,” he demanded suddenly, “do
you know a good diamond when you see it?”
“I do,” Herman Joost replied.
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“Sure.”
Bill Peck limped painfully away. Forty minutes later he returned
with a platinum ring set with diamonds and sapphires.
“What are they worth?” he demanded.
Herman Joost looked the ring over lovingly and appraised it
conservatively at twenty-five hundred dollars.
“Take it as security for the payment of my check,” Peck pleaded.
“Give me a receipt for it and after my check has gone through clearing
I’ll come back and get the ring.”
Fifteen minutes later, with the blue vase packed in excelsior and
reposing in a stout cardboard box, Bill Peck entered a restaurant and
ordered dinner. When he had dined he engaged a taxi and was driven to
the flying field at the Marina. From the night watchman he ascertained
the address of his pilot friend and at midnight, with his friend at the
wheel, Bill Peck and his blue vase soared up into the moonlight and
headed south.
An hour and a half later they landed in a stubble field in the
Salinas Valley and, bidding his friend good-bye, Bill Peck trudged
across to the railroad track and sat down. When the train bearing
Cappy Ricks came roaring down the valley, Peck twisted a Sunday
paper with which he had provided himself, into an improvised torch,
which he lighted. Standing between the rails he swung the flaming
paper frantically.
The train slid to a halt, a brakeman opened a vestibule door, and
Bill Peck stepped wearily aboard.
“What do you mean by flagging this train?” the brakeman
demanded angrily, as he signaled the engineer to proceed. “Got a
ticket?”
“No, but I’ve got the money to pay my way. And I flagged this
train because I wanted to change my method of travel. I’m looking for a
man in stateroom A of car 7, and if you try to block me there’ll be mur-
der done.”
“That’s right. Take advantage of your half-portion arm and abuse
me,” the brakeman retorted bitterly. “Are you looking for that little old
man with the Henry Clay collar and the white mutton-chop whiskers?”
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“Well, he was looking for you just before we left San Francisco. He
asked me if I had seen a one-armed man with a box under his good arm.
I’ll lead you to him.
A prolonged ringing at Cappy’s stateroom door brought the old
gentleman to the entrance in his nightshirt.
“Very sorry to have to disturb you, Mr. Ricks,” said Bill Peck, “but
the fact is there were so many Cohens and Cohns and Cohans, and it
was such a job to dig up two thousand dollars, that I failed to connect
with you at seven forty-five last night, as per orders. It was absolutely
impossible for me to accomplish the task within the time limit set, but I
was resolved that you should not be disappointed. Here is the vase. The
shop wasn’t within four blocks of where you thought it was, sir, but I’m
sure I found the right vase. It ought to be. It cost enough and was hard
enough to get, so it should be precious enough to form a gift for any
friend of yours.”
Cappy Ricks stared at Bill Peck as if the latter were a wraith.
“By the Twelve Ragged Apostles!” he murmured. “By the Holy
Pink-toed Prophet! We changed the sign on you and we stacked the
Cohens on you and we set a policeman to guard the shop to keep you
from breaking the window, and we made you dig up two thousand
dollars on Sunday night in a town where you are practically unknown,
and while you missed the train at eight o’clock, you overtake it at two
o’clock in the morning and deliver the blue vase. Come in and rest your
poor old game leg, Bill. Brakeman, I’m much obliged to you.”
Bill Peck entered and slumped wearily down on the settee. “So it
was a plant?” he cracked, and his voice trembled with rage. “Well, sir,
you’re an old man and you’ve been good to me, so I do not begrudge you
your little joke, but Mr. Ricks, I can’t stand things like I used to. My leg
hurts and my stump hurts and my heart hurts—”
He paused, choking, and the tears of impotent rage filled his eyes.
“You shouldn’t treat me that way, sir,” he complained presently. “I’ve
been trained not to question orders, even when they seem utterly foolish
to me; I’ve been trained to obey them—on time, if possible, but if
impossible, to obey them anyhow. I’ve been taught loyalty to my chief—
and I’m sorry my chief found it necessary to make a buffoon of me. I
haven’t had a very good time the past three years and—and— you can
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stock to some slacker like Skinner—and you’d better arrange—to
replace—Skinner, because he’s young enough to—take a beating— and
I’m going to—give it to him—and it’ll be a hospital—job—sir—”
Cappy Ricks ruffled Bill Peck’s aching head with a paternal hand.
“Bill, old boy, it was cruel-damnably cruel, but I had a big job for
you and I had to find out a lot of things about you before I entrusted you
with that job. So I arranged to give you the Degree of the Blue Vase,
which is the supreme test of a go-getter. You thought you carried into
this stateroom a two thousand dollar vase, but between ourselves, what
you really carried in was a ten thousand dollar job as our Shanghai
manager.”
“Wha—what!”
“Every time I have to pick out a permanent holder of a job worth
ten thousand dollars, or more, I give the candidate the Degree of the
Blue Vase,” Cappy explained. “I’ve had two men out of a field of fifteen
deliver the vase, Bill.”
Bill Peck had forgotten his rage, but the tears of his recent fury
still glistened in his bold blue eyes. “Thank you, sir. I forgive you—and
I’ll make good in Shanghai.”
“I know you will, Bill. Now, tell me, son, weren’t you tempted to
quit when you discovered the almost insuperable obstacles I’d placed in
your way?”
“Yes, sir, I was. I wanted to commit suicide before I’d finished
telephoning all the C-o-h-e-n-s in the world. And when I started on the
C-o-h-n-s—well, it’s this way, sir. I just couldn’t quit because that would
have been disloyal to a man I once knew.”
“Who was he?” Cappy demanded, and there was awe in his voice.
“He was my brigadier, and he had a brigade motto: It shall be
done. When the divisional commander called him up and told him to
move forward with his brigade and occupy certain territory, our
brigadier would say: ‘Very well, sir. It shall be done.’ If any officer in his
brigade showed signs of flunking his job because it appeared impossible,
the brigadier would just look at him once—and then that officer would
remember the motto and go and do his job or die trying.
“In the army, sir, the esprit de corps doesn’t bubble up from the
bottom. It filters down from the top. An organization is what its
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the top sergeant handed out a week of kitchen police to a buck, that
buck was out of luck if he couldn’t muster a grin and say: ‘All right,
sergeant. It shall be done.’
“The brigadier sent for me once and ordered me to go out and get a
certain German sniper. I’d been pretty lucky—some days I got enough
for a mess—and he’d heard of me. He opened a map and said to me:
‘Here’s about where he holes up. Go get him, Private Peck.’ Well, Mr.
Ricks, I snapped into it and gave him a rifle salute, and said, ‘Sir, it
shall be done’—and I’ll never forget the look that man gave me. He
came down to the field hospital to see me after I’d walked into one of
those Austrian 88’s. I knew my left wing was a total loss and I
suspected my left leg was about to leave me, and I was downhearted
and wanted to die. He came and bucked me up. He said: ‘Why, Private
Peck, you aren’t half dead. In civil life you’re going to be worth half a
dozen live ones—aren’t you?’ But I was pretty far gone and I told him I
didn’t believe it, so he gave me a hard look and said: ‘Private Peck will
do his utmost to recover and as a starter he will smile.’ Of course,
putting it in the form of an order, I had to give him the usual reply, so I
grinned and said: ‘Sir, it shall be done.’ He was quite a man, sir, and his
brigade had a soul—his soul—”
“I see, Bill. And his soul goes marching on, eh? Who was he, Bill?”
Bill Peck named his idol.
“By the Twelve Ragged Apostles!” There was awe in Cappy Ricks’
voice, there was reverence in his faded old eyes. “Son,” he continued
gently, “twenty-five years your brigadier was a candidate for an im-
portant job in my employ—and I gave him the Degree of the Blue Vase.
He couldn’t get the vase legitimately, so he threw a cobble-stone
through the window, grabbed the vase and ran a mile and a half before
the police captured him. Cost me a lot of money to square the case and
keep it quiet. But he was too good, Bill, and I couldn’t stand in his way;
I let him go forward to his destiny. But tell me, Bill. How did you get
the two thousand dollars to pay for this vase?”
“Once,” said ex-Private Peck thoughtfully, “the brigadier and I
were first at a dug-out entrance. It was a headquarters dug-out and
they wouldn’t surrender, so I bombed them and then we went down. I
found a finger with a ring on it—and the brigadier said if I didn’t take
the ring somebody else would. I left that ring as security for my check.”

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“But how could you have the courage to let me in for a two
thousand dollar vase? Didn’t you realize that the price was absurd and
that I might repudiate the transaction?”
“Certainly not. You are responsible for the acts of your servant.
You are a true blue sport and would never repudiate my action. You
told me what to do, but you did not insult my intelligence by telling me
how to do it. When my late brigadier sent me after the German sniper
he didn’t take into consideration the probability that the sniper might
get me. He told me to get the sniper. It was my business to see to it that
I accomplished my mission and carried my objective, which, of course, I
could not have done if I had permitted the German to get me.”
“I see, Bill. Well, give that blue vase to the porter in the morning.
I paid fifteen cents for it in a five, ten and fifteen cent store. Meanwhile,
hop into that upper berth and help yourself to a well-earned rest.”
“But aren’t you going to a wedding anniversary at Santa Barbara,
Mr. Ricks?”
“I am not. Bill, I discovered a long time ago that it’s a good idea for
me to get out of town and play golf as often as I can. Besides which,
prudence dictates that I remain away from the office for a week after
the seeker of blue vases fails to deliver the goods and—by the way, Bill,
what sort of a game do you play? Oh, forgive me, Bill. I forgot about
your left arm.”
“Say, look here, sir,” Bill Peck retorted, “I’m big enough and ugly
enough to play one-handed golf.”
“But, have you ever tried it?”
“No, sir,” Bill Peck replied seriously, “but—it shall be done!”

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