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Title The Interview Disaster

The document is a comedic script about a disastrous job interview between Bob, a nervous applicant, and Mr. Johnson, the interviewer. Bob experiences a series of embarrassing mishaps, including a collapsing chair, a loud ringtone, and forgetting the company he is interviewing for. Ultimately, the interview ends awkwardly, with Mr. Johnson deciding not to hire Bob.

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Title The Interview Disaster

The document is a comedic script about a disastrous job interview between Bob, a nervous applicant, and Mr. Johnson, the interviewer. Bob experiences a series of embarrassing mishaps, including a collapsing chair, a loud ringtone, and forgetting the company he is interviewing for. Ultimately, the interview ends awkwardly, with Mr. Johnson deciding not to hire Bob.

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Title: The Interview Disaster

Characters:

 Mr. Johnson (Interviewer)

 Bob (Job Applicant)

 Receptionist

Scene: A corporate office. Bob walks in nervously and approaches the receptionist.

Receptionist: Good morning! How can I help you?


Bob: Hi, I’m Bob. I have an interview with Mr. Johnson.
Receptionist: Ah, yes. Please have a seat. He’ll be with you shortly.

(Bob sits down but suddenly his chair collapses. He quickly gets up, pretending nothing happened. The
receptionist stares but says nothing.)

Mr. Johnson: (Walking in) Bob?


Bob: (Standing awkwardly) Yes, sir! Nice to meet you!
Mr. Johnson: Great! Let’s head to my office.

(They walk into the office. Bob tries to sit, but accidentally sits on the floor instead of the chair.)

Bob: (Laughing nervously) Just testing the carpet! Feels great.


Mr. Johnson: (Chuckles) Alright, let’s get started. Tell me about yourself.
Bob: Well, I’m very detail-oriented, punctual, and… uh… (pauses, checking his notes)… Oh! A fast
learner!

(Mr. Johnson nods. Suddenly, Bob’s phone starts ringing loudly. The ringtone is a baby crying.)

Bob: (Panicking) Oh no! Sorry, sorry! (Tries to turn it off but accidentally puts it on speaker.)
Phone: (Loud voice) “YOUR FREE TRIAL HAS ENDED!”
Mr. Johnson: (Raises eyebrow) Interesting choice of ringtone.
Bob: (Sweating) I like to stay informed… about things… and stuff.

Mr. Johnson: Right… So, why do you want this job?


Bob: Well, I’ve always dreamed of working at—wait, what company is this again?
Mr. Johnson: (Stares blankly)

(A long awkward silence. Suddenly, Bob’s stomach growls loudly.)

Bob: (Laughing nervously) I skipped breakfast… You wouldn’t happen to have a sandwich, would you?
Mr. Johnson: (Sighs) Bob, I think we’re done here.
Bob: Great! So, when do I start?
Mr. Johnson: (Shakes head) We’ll be in touch…
(Bob walks out, bumps into the doorframe, and then leaves with confidence. The receptionist watches
and shakes her head.)

Receptionist: Another one bites the dust.

(End Scene)

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