Rohit – Roshni!!!.....
Hi Roshni
Roshni – Hi… Sunny
Rohit – I am sorry yaar!!!
Roshni – Tum sorry kyun bol rahe ho??
Rohit – Mujhe tumhe hurt nahi karna tha.
Roshni – Lekin main to hurt ho gayi na..!!
Rohit – Mujhe darr lag raha tha.
Roshni – Kiss baat ka darr?
Rohit – Mujhe laga ki tum mujhse baat karna band kar dogi
Roshni – Wo to abhi waise bhi hone waali hain.
Rohit – Mujhe mere chehre se boht complex hain. Mujhe laga tum meri taraf dekhogi tak nahi. Aur
tumhe Rohit, mera matlab Sunny pasand hain.
Roshni – Tumhe kya pata ki mujhe kaun pasand hain. Mujhe wo Rohit pasand hain jo mere liye gaane
dedicate karta hain. Mujhe wo Rohit pasand hain jo din raat mujhe baatein karta hain. Mujhe wo
Rohit pasand hain. Tum nahi.
Rohit – Yaar Roshni lekin…!!!
Roshni – Mujhe tumse baat hi nahi karni..!!
Rohit - Roshni, social media pe baat karna boht asaan hain, kyunki waha pe wo insaan nahi, uska
photo dikhta hain.Agar wo insaan gussa ho jaata hain, to wo smiley bhej deta hai. Lekin agar wohi
insaan hamare saamne aa jata hain, to uske expressions smiley se kayi jyaada khatarnak hote hain.
Abhi to smiley se baat karne ki aadat ho gayi hai. Maine kuch bola to kya sochenge, yahi sochte
sochte mera din chala jaata hain. Nahi hain mujhme itni himmat. Darr lagta hai mujhe. Nahi hain
mujhme itni himmat. Conductor ko chhutta nahi diya to wo chillayega uska darr. Ghar pe khaana nahi
khaya to maa chillayegi uska darr. Building main lift ka gate nahi band kiya to watchman chillayega
uska darr. Har jagah bass darr. Darpok hun main. Darpok hun main. Mere jaise aur kayi ladke hain
jinhe unke chehre se complex hain. Aur iss duniya main akal nahi log shakal dekhte hain isiliye maine
sunny ko..... ho sake to mujhe maaf kardo...!!
Roshni - Buddhu!!! Pyaar main shakal nahi, mann dekhte hain. Tu boht hi bhola hain. Cute hain. I love
you!!!
Scene 4 - Roshni/Rohit(Ghar ka scene)
Roshni - Kya hua, Itni serious kyu hai ?
Shreya- actually bohot dino se baat karni thi
Par mauka he nhi mila. Aaj Jake waqt
Mila.
Tanushri- wo baat actually aise hai ki..
Shreya- mujhe samaj nhi aaraha hai kaise bolu
Tanushri- tu gussa nhi hogi na
Shreya- Aaj mujhe tumhe batana he hoga
Tanushri- jise tu baat karti hai wo actually
Sunny hai aur sunny he Rohit hai
Unhone apne naam exchange kiye
Hai
GOLMAAL
Rohit- Bhale he humne naam exchange kiye
Hai but mujhe dar lag raha tha ki
Agar usne baat karna band kar diya
Toh
Roshni- main confuse ho rahi hu. Tu kya keh
Kya keh rahi hai?
Tanushri- are Rohit, Rohit nhi hai aur sunny,
Sunny nhi hai
Roshni- are tu kya keh rahi hai?
Tanushri- unhone apne naam exchange kiye
Hai
Roshni- What? Are you kidding me?
Shreya- kidding, tujhe kya lagta hai sunny ke
Ye sab karnese tujhe Roshni mil
Jayegi. Never. Wo Roshni ko leke
Chala jayega aur tu bas andhere mein
He reh jayega. You have known him for
What, 5 yrs? I have known him since
My school time.
Tanushri- mein use bachpan se janti hu humara
Affair the
Shreya- wo Mera ex hai
Both(rosh and Roh) - Kyaaa!!!!!
SEEDHE RASTE KI YE, TEDI HE CHAK HAI ...
(swaps places Shreya with rosh & tanushri with roh)
Roshni- mujhe laga sunny acha ladka hai
Tanushri- sunny acha ladka hai (smerk) tu
