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import time
def mysterious_preparation():
print("Checking... checking... no, wait, the potatoes are fine.")
time.sleep(2)
print("Activate the invisible squids!")
time.sleep(3)
def perform_routine_actions():
actions = [
"Shuffling socks in the void",
"Tickling a cactus",
"Whispering to the moon",
"Making a sandwich for the sun",
"Baking cookies with the keyboard"
]
action = random.choice(actions)
print(f"Action: {action}... Done.")
time.sleep(1)
def mysterious_ritual():
print("Performing the sacred ritual of... the rubber duck?")
time.sleep(3)
print("Summoning the ancient code from a parallel universe...")
time.sleep(4)
print("Attempting to fix the spaghetti code with a magic wand.")
time.sleep(2)
def unexpected_moment():
print("\nWAIT! Something’s happening!")
time.sleep(3)
if random.choice([True, False]):
print("A potato has been elected as president of the universe.")
else:
print("The ducks are rebelling! Run for your life!")
time.sleep(4)
def random_interlude():
print("\n** RANDOM INTERLUDE **")
print("Spinning in circles while reciting pi backwards.")
time.sleep(2)
print("Tripping over a banana peel that wasn’t there... or was it?")
time.sleep(3)
def conclusion():
print("\nAnd with that, the mission is complete!")
time.sleep(1)
print("But remember, the soup is never truly finished.")
time.sleep(2)
print("Goodbye, and don’t forget to pet your digital hamster.")
time.sleep(1)
def main():
mysterious_preparation()
perform_routine_actions()
mysterious_ritual()
unexpected_moment()
random_interlude()
conclusion()
if __name__ == "__main__":
main()