Brain Bafflers
Brain Bafflers
Robert Steinwachs
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BRAIN
BAFFLERS
Robert Steinwachs
Illustrated by Myron Miller
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Eccentric Equations 35
Silly Sequences 45
More Sequences 58
More Bafflers 62
The Answers 77
Index 96
INTRODUCTION
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4. Gus and Joe are raising pigs. Gus said that if Joe would
give him two pigs they would have an equal number, but
if Gus gave Joe two of his, Joe would have twice as many
10. Counting one number per second twenty- four hours per
day, how long would it take to count to a billion? A
trillion? (Solution on page 92)
12. What is it you sit on, sleep in, and brush your teeth with?
(Solution on page 89)
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Just for Your Information
you would only gamble with 10% of your money and
Let's say
would win just as many times as you lose. Would you break
even?
For example: Start with $100 and gamble with $10. You
lose, leaving $90. Now bet 10% ($9) and win. You are left with
$99! Or start with $100, gamble with $10, and win, giving you
$110. Bet 10% ($11), lose, and you end up again with $99!
16. Unscramble these letters and make one word from them,
using all letters once: oerwndo
(Solution on page 88)
18. Read this aloud and see if you can decipher the con-
versation:
FUNEM?
SVFM
FUNEX?
SVFX
OKMNX
(Solution on page 83)
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20. If you had a piece of paper that was 0.001 inch thick, how
would it make
tall a pile if it was doubled fifty times?
(Solution on page 88)
12
23. Two cities are exactly one hundred miles apart. Charlie
leaves City A driving at thirty m.p.h.and Joe leaves City
B a half an hour later driving sixty m.p.h. Who will be
closer to City A when they meet?
(Solution on page 90)
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25. The score of the baseball game is five to four, in favor of
the home team. It is the last of the seventh inning and
not one man on either side even reached second base.
Can you explain why? (Solution on page 91)
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26. A poor man can make one cigarette from six butts. How
many cigarettes can he make from thirty-six butts?
(Solution on page 86)
27. A man walked into a bar in a resort area and said to the
bartender, "Water, water." The bartender immediately
pulled a gun out from under the bar and shot it. The man
said,"Thank you," and left. Why?
(Solution on page 94)
28. A man home one day and made three left turns and
left
met a man with a mask on. What was the first man's
profession? (Solution on page 94)
31. Name ten cities starting with the letter "M" which have
over a million people living in them, only one city per
country. (Solution on page 81)
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36. A man can paint room in four hours, and another man
a
can paint the same room in two hours. How long would
it take to paint the room if they worked together?
37. Can you make four equilateral triangles with six tooth-
picks? (Solution on page 87)
16
39. A microbe doubles itself every second, and in one minute
it fills a jar. How long would it take to the same jar if
fill
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1 2 3 4
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43. Across
1) What dogs do
2) What fish do
3) What you do when you eat
4) What you'll want to do when you solve this
Down
1) Insects
2) Optical organs
3) Pester
4) Comfort (Solution on page 87)
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44. Five men checked into a hotel with a bag of peanuts and
a monkey. They planned on dividing the peanuts evenly
the following morning. However, during the night, one
of the men got up, divided the peanuts into five equal
parts, took his fifth and had one leftover peanut which he
gave to the monkey. He put the other shares of peanuts
back into the bag and returned to bed.
A little later, a second man (who did not know that
thefirst man had been up) divided the peanuts five ways
and took his fifth. He also had one peanut left over,
which he gave to the monkey, and he returned the rest of
the peanuts to the bag.
Likewise, during the night the third, fourth and fifth
men got up and divided the peanuts, and each had one
left over for the monkey. The next morning they divided
the remaining peanuts equally five ways. How many
peanuts were originally in the bag?
(Solution on page 84)
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47. What is the least number of queens that could be used to
command an entire chessboard?
(Solution on page 86)
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48. Is the Great Wall of China ten miles long? One hundred
miles long? A thousand miles long? Two thousand
miles? More? (Solution on page 89)
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49. Will and Jim were practising shooting, and each scored
seventy-five hits out of a hundred. After a little break,
Will tried again and hit thirty-five out of fifty shots. Jim
did not do any more shooting. Who had the best average
for the day? (Solution on page 91)
51. ERGRO
If you use the same three letters in the same order before
and after the given letters, you will get a very dirty word!
What is the word? (Solution on page 86)
Letters used
1st dial: qbprxlt
2nd dial: mtscfdy
3rd dial: hjsxfgw (Solution on page 88)
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54. A young lady looked at a picture and said, "This person's
mother was my mother's mother-in-law." Who was in
the picture? (Solution on page 85)
of the small cubes will have three black faces, some will
have two black faces, some one, and some none. How
many will there be of each?
(Solution on page 91)
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57. GHOTI
Broken down phonetically, the above word will be
pronounced "fish." How? (Solution on page 94)
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61. If your peacock laid an egg just six inches across your
neighbor's property line, who would legally own the
egg? (Solution on page 90)
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Now, go back and count number of times the
the
letter "E" appears in the sentence. Count them only
once and do not go back and count them again. How
many "E"s did you count? (Solution on page 89)
63. The Sheriff and his posse, while looking for some
outlaws in the woods, came upon what they thought
were old Indian signs. Can you read them?
(Solution on page 88)
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64. Fill in the numbers:
Just sure as and are
The Wonders of the World
Friday the (Solution on page 80)
14 6 8 11
16 3 9 5
12 4 7
k
2
10 13 1 15
(Solution on page 79)
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69. Name the offspring of:
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70. Answer the following with parts of the body (no slang).
Example: Heard in Congress while voting Answer: eyes
& nose
A strong box
Two baby cows
A shellfish
Two measures
Two places of worship
Scholars
Part of a shoe
What every builder must have
Something made by whips
What the soldier carries (Solution on page 84)
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Can You Decipher These Famous
Nursery Rhymes and Fables?
72. A female of the Homo sapiens species was the possessor of
a small immature ruminant of the genus Ovis, whose
outermost covering reflected all wavelengths of visible
light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of
naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water.
Regardless of the translational pathway chosen by the
Homo sapiens female, there was a 100% probability that
the aforementioned ruminant would select the same
pathway. (Solution on page 93)
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73. A research team proceeded toward the apex of a natural
geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition
being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of
oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was
unspecified. One member of the team precipitously
descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial
portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently the
second member of the team performed a self-rotational
translation oriented in the direction taken by the first
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species of oceanic growth, and pulchritudinous young
females situated in a linear orientation.
(Solution on page 93)
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78. A triumvirate of murine rodents totally devoid of oph-
thalmic acuity was observed in a state of rapid locomo-
tion in pursuit of an agriculturalist's uxorial adjunct. Said
adjunct then performed a triple caudectomy utilizing an
acutely honed bladed instrument generally used for
subdivision of edible tissue.
(Solution on page 91)
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For more eccentric equations, see pages 35 —41
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Can You Decipher These
Famous Sayings?
79. A mass of concentrated earthly material perennially
rotatingon its axis will not accumulate an accretion of
bryophytic vegetation. (Solution on page 90)
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Eccentric Equations
See how many of these equations you can solve without
looking up the answers. The first one is free!
35
93. 54=C in a D (with the J) (Solution on page 81)
36
101. 3=B M (S H T R) (Solution on page 90)
37
109. 101=D (Solution on page 89)
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For more eccentric equations, see pages 35-41
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The Delivery Route
139. How could you take one from nineteen and leave
twenty? (Solution on page 87)
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140. Three men were selling melons at $1.00 each at a
market. One started with 33 melons, the second with 29
melons, and the third man with only 27. They each sold
only a few until one man dropped his price to 3/$ 1.00.
The other two did likewise, and at this price they all soon
Comparing their business later, they found
sold out. that
each took in the same amount of money. How did this
happen? (Solution on page 88)
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Silly Sequences
142. 1 2 5 10 13 26 29? (Solution on page 90)
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• • • • • •
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• • • • • =0
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=6
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=2
Study the above samples and see if you can break the
code. (Solution on page 85)
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145. How many holes are there in a "Chinese Checkers"
board? (Solution on page 88)
146. In which war did the first jet airplane combat take place?
(Solution on page 87)
10°/<
15%
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151. Which word has three pairs of letters?
(Solution on page 90)
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155. Multiply the number of letters in the sign of the lion by
the number of letters in the sign of the bull. Subtract the
number of letters in the sign of the fish. Divide by the
number of letters in the sign of the crab. Multiply by
the number of letters in the sign of the twins. What is
the answer? (Solution on page 93)
156. Tom is older than Sue, and Sue is younger than Mary,
who is older than Tom. Who is the oldest of the three?
(Solution on page 92)
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158. In grid A below,
the circles have been placed so that no
circle is same row or in the same column as any
in the
other circle. However, two circles are on the same
diagonal (the one shown with the arrow). Place four
circles on grid B so that no circles are in the same row,
column, or diagonal. (Solution on page 95)
B
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160. Alex played a game of darts. He made throws and hit
five
the target each time. His total score was sixty points.
Where on the target did his darts land?
(Solution on page 88)
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162. How many shots are necessary to score exactly 100 on
the target below? (Solution on page 92)
165. Answer this one quickly. After a gas tank of a car is filled,
168. What beast of burden can carry more on its back than an
elephant? (Solution on page 90)
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169. In a small town, was found that ninety percent of the
it
170. A man istwenty years old plus half his age. How old is
171. Name thirty parts of the body spelled with five letters.
No plurals, no abbreviations, and no slang.
(Solution on page 83)
other six?
Y E N F H A Z
(Solution on page 87)
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1 76. The first day Tony put a new display of apples in his fruit
them and gave two to the local
stand, he sold half of
policeman. The next day he removed three bruised
apples and sold one-third of the remainder. The third
day he ate three, gave two more away, and sold one-
fourth of what was left. The last day he sold one-fifth of
the remainder, threw five rotten ones away, and had
enough left for an average-size apple pie. How many
apples did he start with? (Solution on page 87)
177. How long would it take a half-mile train going one mile
a minute to go through a two-mile tunnel?
(Solution on page 88)
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178. How many minutes would it be before six o'clock if fifty
minutes earlier it had been four times as many minutes
after three o'clock? (Solution on page 93)
179. Using the following sequence, where would 13 fit in, and
why?
8 11 5 4 9 1 7 6 10 3 12 2
(Solution on page 89)
180. Alex, twelve years old, is three times as old as his sister.
(Solution
ADGIJMPS
on page 92)
letters fit
183. Make a path from start to finish that does not cross itself
Start 7 9 13
3 5 / 15
16 4 7 11
15 1 3 Finish
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185. What number is divisible by any number from two to
nine, and will always have one number left for a remain-
der? Hint:The number is less than 3,000!
(Solution on page 93)
186. If the car rental agency charges $35.00 per day and $0.45
per mile to rent their cars, how many miles can you drive
and still keep the cost under $125.00 per day?
(Solution on page 92)
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188. If $3,600.00 was invested at 15% interest compounded
how much money would there be in seven years?
daily,
(Solution on page 89)
More Sequences .
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To Find the Meanings, Think of
Music
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194. Creator, cool you kooky
it, cats.
(Solution on page 91)
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More Bafflers
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111 ——
217. Above are twenty- five squares. Take the twenty-six letter
alphabet, cross out any one of the letters and fill the
squares with the remaining letters. See how many words
you can form by joining letters horizontally, vertically, or
diagonally. You may go backwards and use a letter in
more than one place. By putting the vowels in choice
places, the letters were arranged so that I was able to
build 104 words. Can you beat that record?
(Solution on page 81)
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218. One summer, two high school athletes decided to walk
117 miles along a mountain trail. They started out early
220. Slippery Joe ran against Sneaky Pete, Big Looie the Con,
and Dragnet Doug for the mayor's job in a small town.
Out of 1,648 total votes, Joe beat Pete by 8 votes, Looie
by 76 votes, and Doug by 187 votes. How many votes did
each of these stalwart gentlemen receive?
(Solution on page 78)
221. Just for fun, how many different ways is the word "shot"
used in our modern-day language? I found at least
222. June 2 1 has been called the longest day of the year. What
day of the year is longer than that day?
(Solution on page 91)
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223. A bridge was built in a perfect arch across a river. A man
walked out on the bridge twenty-seven feet from the
shore and determined that the water level of the river
was just nine feet below the bridge. When he got to the
center of the bridge, he measured again and the distance
from the bridge to the water level was ten feet. How wide
was the river? (Solution on page 93)
225. Unscramble the following and, using all the letters, make
a ten-letter word that a four-year-old child would rec-
ognize. Very possibly you have never had occasion to
write the word, but it's likely that you've spoken it
several times:
ROAST MULES
(Solution on page 89)
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230. In which country are the following:
Stonehenge
Alhambra
Parthenon
Eiffel Tower
Colosseum
Piccadilly Circus
Big Ben
Leaning Tower
Blarney Stone
Bridge of Sighs
Black Forest
Kremlin
Matterhorn
Monte Carlo
Little Mermaid
Louvre
Great Pyramid
Mozart's Birthplace
Tivoli Gardens
(Solutions on page 84)
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A Good Card Trick
231. Shuffle a deck of cards well, and then spread them face
down on the table. Have a friend pick three cards, one at
a time. The friend hands you the cards face down
without looking at them. You will be able to tell him
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232. A grocery clerk must stack thirty cases of canned vege-
tables. Each case contains twenty-four cans. He wants to
display them in a pyramid, with each row containing one
less can than the row below it. Is it possible to use up all
the cans and have a top row with only one can? How
many rows of cans would he have?
(Solution on page 91)
using the nine digits. The numbers form the correct sum
as they stand or rotated 90 degrees to the right. Can you
make another similar pattern using the nine digits?
(Solution on page 95)
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1 5
+6 3
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234. My next door neighbor rotated the tires on his car every
5,000 miles. When he had 10,000 miles of use, one of the
tires was damaged and replaced. He continued rotating
the tires every 5,000 miles but did not use the new tire as
a spare until all five tires had worn equally. When the
new tire first became a spare, how many miles had he
added on his odometer? (Solution on page 94)
57 49 42 36 ?
5 8 6 9?
1 3 6 10 ?
1 3 6 11 13 16 18 20 ?
238. If you had $10,000 in the bank and would like it to grow
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239. A farmer butchered twenty-pigs in six days. He butch-
ered on every one of the six days and an odd number of
How many were butchered on each
pigs each time. day?
(Solution on page 89)
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241. A small town, in an effort to raise money, hired a
well-known country band to play in its civic stadium.
The band offered to give one concert for $10,000 and
20% of the gate receipts. It is assumed that 10,000
people will attend. What admission price would the town
have to charge just to break even? What admission price
would it have to charge to earn a profit of $25,000?
242. —
Some gentlemen Sneaky Pete, Looie the Con, and
—
Dragnet Doug met parolee Bad Bob. Bob told them
about a shrine in the Shamir Desert in which there was
an idol adorned with jewels. To reach the shrine would
take ten days' travel time. A man would need one gallon
of water a day to travel and could carry no more than ten
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gallons on his back. They each had four two-and-a-half-
gallon cans of water with no place available to get more.
It would be possible to cache cans of water along the
route. They decided to pool their supply and to place it
246. A E HIKLMNOP UW
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248. A man obtained a job in a factory with $20,000 as his
starting salary. If he received an 8% raise every year,
what would his salary be in ten years?
(Solution on page 81)
249. Two planes took off from an airport just thirty minutes
apart. The first headed'due and the second flew due
east,
west. In seventy- five minutes they were exactly 700 miles
apart. How fast was each plane flying?
(Solution on page 95)
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251. Many years ago, an eccentric woman named Lucy King
wrote this riddle. A wealthy manufacturer offered her a
which he could not solve,
prize if she could write a riddle
and her subject was to be from the Bible. Following is
Lucy's riddle. Can you solve it?
Adam, God made out of dust, And when from me that soul
But thought it best to make me had fled,
first. I was the same as when first
again. speed.
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For that my name's recorded I honestly to you declare,
there,
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THE ANSWERS
Introduction: Out of several hundred puzzles collected in the
past fifty years these are the ones I have not been able to find
published anywhere. They are the type of puzzle that makes its
164. 520
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32. nose hair neck
vein skin heel
palm \C0T
brow calf
nail bone pore
drum jowl iris
245. 674 x 676 length and width would give the most square
footage.
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65. resting
feasting
dusting
jesting
roasting
rusting
interesting
fasting
tasting
toasting
66. 1 11 6 16
8 14 3 9
15 5 12 2
10 4 13 7
231. Shuffle the cards until you get a chance to see what the
bottom card is. Let's say the bottom card is the Jack of
Spades. Spread cards on the table face down and remem-
ber where you put the Jack of Spades, even if it is partially
now your turn. You pick up that Jack of Spades you had
planted and call out the last card your friend gave you
before you even turn it over or look at it. Turn over all
the called cards at the same time and let your friends
check with the written answers. They will be amazed and
baffled! Practise this a few times before you try it on
someone.
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214. We Wish You a Merry Christmas
1. Two apples, of course.
64. 2, 2, 4
7
13
129. 7 Dwarfs
71. Take one bill from the envelope marked $15 (which is a
wrong marking). Say it would be a $5 bill. Now you
know the other left in the envelope is also a $5 bill. You
also know now that the envelope labelled $20, since it is
labelled wrong, cannot contain $20. You already know
which is the correct $10 envelope, hence the one labelled
$20 has to contain $15. The remaining envelope has to
be the one with $20 in it. Use the same procedure if you
should pick the one with the two $10 bills in it.
46. Several balloons were filled with helium and guided with
linesfrom the ground. The hay wagon was made as light
as possible. When the wagon was directly over the
chimney, the balloons were punctured from the ground,
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or unhooked from the wagon from the ground and
released.
Using the formula to determine the volume of a sphere
4/3xcR3, a six-foot weather balloon with a radius of 3 feet
15. Anything other than the words "y our name" is wrong.
217. b C D F G
N A P U R
W Y E Q Z
s O T I V
H J K L M
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ANY AD AYE ANYWAY
AWN AN AWAY DAY
APE
KILT TO LIE
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171. Brain
Navel Sinus
Cheek
Groin Trunk
Heart
Thigh Skull
Liver
Blood Mouth
Elbow
Femur Flesh
Wrist
Ankle Anvil
Thumb
Pupil Uvula
Tooth
Nerve Joint
Scalp
Aorta Gland
Chest
19. Translation:
"Have you any ham?"
"Yes,we have ham."
"Have you any eggs?"
"Yes, we have eggs."
"OK, ham and eggs."
69. Clare
Matt
Jim
Dick
Hy
Hal
Chris
Sally
Dinah
174. First cut the cheese in half (like a layer cake). Now cut it
in four equal pieces from the top. Take three of the four
quarters, which are already cut in half, stack them on top
of the fourth quarter, and make your fourth cut, making
16 pieces.
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2. Moses? Noah was the captain of the Ark.
35. 1 9 2 10 I 5" .2 (c
3 11 4 12 9 /3 to N
5 13 6 14 7 3 # H
7 15 8 16 IS
// J2 lie
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England Italy Monaco
Spain Ireland Denmark
Greece Italy France
France Germany Egypt
Italy Russia Austria
England Switzerland Denmark
England
70. chest
calves
muscle
feet
temples
pupils
heel
nails
lashes
arms
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144. The middle spot on the dice is the "rose," so therefore
the "petals" are the spots around the rose. 3 is 2 petals
173. Sam would still win. He would run the extra ten yards in
less time than Jake.
137. PFIGJLNMEKP
81. People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
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18. Translation:
"Say, Willie, there they go,
Thousand buses in a row."
"No, Joe, them is trucks,
Some with cows in,
Some with ducks."
200. Silent Night
51. undERGROltnd
189. International Nickel Co. stack in New Jersey is 1,251 ft.
138. 12 Letters
26. Seven. He makes six cigarettes, smokes them, and has six
148 Dice.
.
43. BITE
BITE
BITE *
BITE
220. Slippery got 479 votes, Pete 471, Looie 403, and Doug
295.
36. 80 minutes
176. 88 Apples
238. 7 /2 1
% to 8%
3. One trillion and one.
160.9 11 9 11 20 = 60 ffd
219. Since the earth rotates from west to east, the plane would
have to fly farther to get to New York.
29. The man who walked into the restaurant was a sailor who
had been shipwrecked with his best buddy and another
man for a month. One morning, the other man said that
the best buddy had left during the night to go for help.
The man then fed the sailor what he called "albatross
soup" for a whole month.
88
42. There is at least an inch of dirt under the chair a person
is sitting on (it may be under the floorboards, but it's
there).
62. If you said 19, chalk one on your score. Your eyes are
good!
188. $10,285.33
157. $0.20
228. 7 days
247. 5,050
225. SOMERSAULT
165. B
213. Frostie the Snowman
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246. xyz goes below the line because above the line is the
entire Hawaiian alphabet!
141. First day sales were 2 subscriptions, then 5, 8, 11, 14, 17,
187. $4,250.00
233. 5 8 3
+ 14 6
7 2 9
151. Bookkeeper
226. 9 5 7 4 3 6 6 5 4 2
5 2 8 5 6 4 2 4 5 6
14 8 5 10 8 9 9 8
168. Camel
142. 58 (times 2 plus 3)
41. 43
11. 12,111.
90
56. 8 will have 3 black faces
24 will have 2 black faces
24 will have 1 black face
8 will be white
161.7 7 7 5 = 26
7 7 5 10 = 29
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186. 200 miles a day
60. 48 miles per hour. Let us say the distance was 60 miles
(120 miles round trip). Travelling 60 m.p.h. it would take
60 minutes. Travelling 40 m.p.h. it would take 90
minutes. Total 150 minutes or 2 h
x
hours. Averaging a
speed of 48 m.p.h. for 2 x
h hours, you would cover 120
miles.
156. Mary
162.15 15 17 17 18 18=100 # lb
fa
203. I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
8. Friday
39. 58 seconds
235. 3% is more.
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205. The Little Drummer Boy
184. 3 hours, 45 minutes
38. "What"
234. 3 5, 000 miles
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224. 50 ft. approximately
243. 1 got as far as 31 years and still had around $10 equity
left.
233. 5 8 3
+ 14 6
7 2 9
236.15 31 7 15 23
183.
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3 5 7 15
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1 1
16 4 7 .
15 1 J7 Finish
158.
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Index
Age relationships, 48, Fables, 29-32 Measurements, 12, 20-
54,56 Family relationships, 8, 21,47,58,65,73
Animals, 7, 9, 46, 52, 66 17, 22, 27, 66 Money, 28, 54, 72-73
Arrangement, 14, 49, 69, Music, 59-61
73 Geography, 14, 20, 47,
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