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1. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.

2. Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.


3. He shaved the peach to prove a point.
4. The teens wondered what was kept in the red shed on the far edge
of the school grounds.
5. A kangaroo is really just a rabbit on steroids.
6. He always wore his sunglasses at night.
7. Too many prisons have become early coffins.
8. Two seats were vacant.
9. He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found
there.
10.When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I
still remember it quite vividly.
11.It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an
elephant.
12.The crowd yells and screams for more memes.
13.There's a message for you if you look up.
14.He appeared to be confusingly perplexed.
15.The hummingbird's wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar
water from the feeder.
16.I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was
thinking.
17.The near-death experience brought new ideas to light.
18.Poison ivy grew through the fence they said was impenetrable.
19.Having no hair made him look even hairier.
20.Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she
can be.
21.The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of
the neighborhood.
22.Plans for this weekend include turning wine into water.
23.Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes
backward.
24.Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories
of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.
25.Yeah, I think it's a good environment for learning English.
26.As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the
world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.
27.Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar.
28.Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume.
29.The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up.
30.She had convinced her kids that any mushroom found on the ground
would kill them if they touched it.
31.When money was tight, he'd get his lunch money from the local
wishing well.
32.The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor.
33.Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same.
34.He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a
virus, but to keep people away from him.
35.There's a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-
cart wheels.
36.I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining
bowling balls.
37.She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to
what I have to say.
38.Erin accidentally created a new universe.
39.We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for
various reasons including clowns in the closet.
40.Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
41.He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old
enough to buy cigarettes.
42.The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling.
43.I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but
stopped because I didn't want to die alone.
44.She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made things all the
worse.
45.He drank life before spitting it out.
46.There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn't it.
47.She had the gift of being able to paint songs.
48.Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
49.Please wait outside of the house.
50.Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession.

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