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Poor Gamer’s Almanac Upcoming Releases
Upcoming Granting mercy to a

fallen foe is merely
one way you can
Releases receive honor.
The Art Gallery

This month we are displaying artwork from an upcom-
ing Alea Publishing Group product: Honor and Corrup-
tion. The book features new concrete rules how to han-
dle honor (or the lack thereof) in your campaign. It fea-
tures honor rewards, quests, new feats, races, spells, as
well as other innovative additions to the d20 system.
Honorborn and
tarnishborn are two of the
new races found in Honor
and Corruption.
The honorborn are from
the parental lineage of
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Game Supplement
Preview
The following preview this month is the Troubad’war
class from Unorthodox Bards brought to you by The Le
Games.
Troubad’war
A Troubad’war is the ultimate contradiction to himself,
often referring to himself as a lover and a fighter. While
some Troubad’wars fight for the purity of love or to
prove their worth to a damsel they are eager to impress,
there are those that have also loved and lost. These
Troubad’wars know there is a dark side to love and use
their abilities to gain vengeance against whatever has
caused them to lose their loves, or maybe they are just
itching for a good fight. While most Troubad’wars are
male, it is not unheard of for female Troubad’wars to
exist and they fight just as hard if not harder for the ide-
als of love and war. This irony of love and war does not
elude the Troubad’war.
Adventures: Many Troubad’wars see the adven-
turing life as romantic and daring. They realize that ad-
ventures are the most likely to be heroes and heroes im-
press the fairest of maidens. Others find the chance to

as long as they have the heart to prove themselves val-
iant and pure.
Races: Humans, half-elves and elves have the best
dispositions for this class, embracing both the concept
of love and the nobility required to fight for it. Halflings
and gnomes are also sometimes possessed so deeply by
love that they also take this class. It is the rarest for
dwarves and half-orcs to take this class, dwarves seeing
themselves to practical to act so foolishly, and half-orcs
find their savage nature to be a hindrance.
Other Classes: Troubad’wars get along the best
with paladins as they both know what it is to fight for
something larger than themselves. They get along well
with clerics and druids as well, especially those that re-
vere love, beauty, music, and art. Fighters, rangers, bar-
barians and monks are respected for their fighting abili-
ties. Rogues are seen as usually too selfish and Trou-
bad’wars often hold them in contempt. Sorcerers and
wizards are respected for their power but not held in
either a positive or negative light.
Role: With the combination of their spell casting,
healing spells and combat abilities the Troubad’war can
fill in quite a few gaps in a small party. In larger parties
the Troubad’war can act in a supporting role and his
abilities enhance the other members well.
Game Rule Information

Troubad’wars have the following game statistics.
Abilities: Charisma helps when casting spells
from the Troubad’war’s spell list as it determines how
powerful a spell he can cast, how many spells he can
amass wealth as their main motivator, usually they recast per day, and how hard those spells are to resist.
quire a grand fortune to prove worthy of their lady’s Constitution is also important as it helps the Trou-
love, especially if the lady is noble born. While others bad’war fight longer in the name of love.
still are looking for a good fight and some company of Alignment: Any.
the opposite sex to wind down with. Hit Die: d6.
Characteristics: While not as righteous or zealous
as the paladin, Troubad’wars may have the purest of Class Skills
hearts or an odd infatuation with destruction. This di- The Troubad’war’s class skills (and the key ability for
chotomy gives them great strength in battle especially each skill) Climb (Str), Concentration (Con), Craft (Int),
when defending the virtue of their loved one. Decipher Script (Int), Diplomacy (Cha), Heal (Wis),
Alignment: Even the darkest of hearts can hold Knowledge (Nobility and Royalty, Ancient History, and
some love, but not at the level the Troubad’war must Local History only), Perform (Cha), Profession (Wis),
embrace it. Most Troubad’wars are good and some neu- Sense Motive (Wis), Speak Language (n/a), Spellcraft
tral, while the blackest of hearts are evil. (Int), Swim (Str), and Tumble (Dex).
Religion: Art, Beauty, Light, Music, Poetry are all
great loves of the Troubad’war and he pays respects to Skill Points at 1st Level: (4 + Int modifier) x4.
any gods of these attributes. However love (and war) is Skill Points at Each Additional Level: 4 + Int modi-
the driving force for the Troubad’war and he will choose fier.
a deity that has this as his domain before any other.
Background: Troubad’wars are often of middle or Class Features
high class and tend to be formally schooled. However All of the following are class features of the Trou-
pedigree and background is not a requirement to be bad’war.
Troubad’war and they can come from any background Weapon and Armor Proficiency: A Troubad’war
is proficient with all simple weapons, plus the

longsword, rapier, sap, short sword, shortbow and whip.
Troubad’wars are proficient with light armor, medium
armor, and shields (except tower shields).
Spells: A Troubad’war casts spells as a bard, can
cast spells from the Bard’s spellist and can also spells
from the paladin’s spell list (See APPENDIX B:
SPELL LISTS). However the Troubad’war gains spells
as if he was a bard of one level lower than his actual
level, although his caster level remains at his actual
level. This means that even with a high Charisma score
the Troubad’war will not gain spells until 2nd level. see
APPENDIX A: BARD SPELLCASTING.
Love Domain: The Troubad’war is lover at heart,
and can cast spells from the Love Domain, as well as the
Bard’s spell list and Paladin’s Spell list.
Love Domain Spells:

1 Charm Person
2 Calm Emotions
3 Suggestion
4 Heroism
5 Charm Monster
6 Suggestion, Mass
7 Heroism, Greater
8 Sympathy
9 Infatuation*
ing softly. This shield and weapon must be a weapon

* New Spell - Infatuation that the Troubad’war is proficient in and they last for a
Enchantment number of rounds equal to 5 + Troubad’war’s level –
Level: Love 9, Sor/ Wiz 9 War-song cannot be attempted again until this expires.
Components: V. S At 4th level and every four Troubad’war levels thereaf-
Casting Time: 1 standard action ter, the War-Song weapon gains a +1 bonus, and the
Range: Close (25ft. + 5 ft./ 2 levels) shield gains a +1 bonus to AC. The Troubad’war may
Target: One humanoid creature use War-Song five times per day.
Duration: Permanent True of Heart: At 2nd level the Troubad’war gains a
Saving Throw: Will Negates bonus to his saving throws equal to his charisma modi-
Spell Resistance: Yes fier.
Harmonious Strike (Sp): A Troubad’war of 3rd level
The subject of this spell must make a will save or be- or higher with 6 or more ranks in a Perform skill has
come hopelessly infatuated with the caster. Those af- learned to focus his attacks with the harmony of life
fected will go to great lengths to prevent the caster from around him. He may attempt a Harmonious Strike with
being harmed and will not be able to personally attack his War-Song weapon, adding his charisma bonus (if
the caster by weapon or spell. While the subject still any) to his attack roll and damage roll. This is a standard
possesses free will they will view the caster in the best action and may be attempted 3 times per day. At 10th
possible light in all situations. level and every five levels thereafter, the Troubad’war
War-Song: At 1st level the Troubad’war with 3 or may attempt this one additional time per day. The Trou-
more ranks in a Perform skill has learned to use his bad’war does not need to make a melee attack with Har-
bardic magics to create weapons of war. As a free ac- monious Strike – he may throw this weapon if so de-
tion, he may sing, recite, or perform to summon a magi- sired. A missed strike counts as one usage for the day.
cal weapon and/or shield, which will appear instantly Love’s Defense: At 5th level the Troubad’war is is
and be fully equipped onto the Troubad’war. The more in tune with the musical magics around him, and
weapon and shield are made of physical white light, illu- has become more maneuverable in armor – his Arcane
minating an area of up to 20 feet; and the weapon itself Spell Failure Chance is reduced by 15% if he casts spells
will give out soft sounds as if an entire chorus is chant- in light or medium armor.

Harmonious Karma: A Troubad’war of 6th level use the musical magics around him to move more fluidly
or higher with 9 or more ranks in a Perform skill has be- in armor – his Arcane Spell Failure Chance is reduced
come more in touch with the lines of music around him by 20% if he casts spells in light, medium, or heavy ar-
and is able to use that in times of war. He is now able to mor. This does not stack with Love’s Defense.
enchant his War-Song weapon with Returning whenever Harmonious Invulnerability: A Troubad’war of
he attempts a ranged Harmonious Strike. This enchant- 16th level or higher with 19 or more ranks in a Perform
ment ends after the weapon has returned to his hand or skill gains variable Damage Reduction 4d6/- with his
after 3 rounds (whichever War-Song shield – whenever he would take damage, the
is first). shield will reduce 4d6 of that damage. At 19th level this
A returning weapon flies increases to 4d10.
through the air back to the Undying Love: At 17th level the Troubad’war is
creature that threw it. It able to stay conscious and fight even after reaching 0 hit
returns to the thrower just points, however if he chooses to do this he is unable to
before the creature’s next become stable on his own, continues to lose 1 hit point a
turn (and is therefore ready round, immediately loses his War-Song weapon and
to use again in that turn). shield. As soon as he reaches -10 hit points he is dies.
Catching a returning Harmonious Elements: A Troubad’war of 18th
weapon when it comes level or higher with 21 or more ranks in a Perform skill
back is a free action. If the can use his Harmonious Strike with devastating elemen-
character can’t catch it, tal effects. Whenever he makes a successful Harmonious
the weapon drops to the Strike, if that strike resulted in a critical hit it will deal
ground in the square from it’s normal critical damage +1d6 fire damage, +1d6 cold
which it was thrown. damage, and +1d6 electrical damage. This must be a me-
Love’s Will: At 7th lee attack and will not work with ranged attacks.
level, the Troubad’war has
is able to better read the
music behind his magics,
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1 level higher than normal.
Deharmonizing Strike: A Troubad’war of 9th This month we feature a great site about British castles
level or higher with 12 or more ranks in a Perform skill located at Castles-of-Britain.com. There, you will find
is able to see the musical magics that surround creatures, all sorts of knowledge and pictures pertaining to castle
and can attempt to disrupt them. He may attempt a life that you can integrate into your game to get a real
Deharmonizing Strike with his War-Song weapon as a feel of what life during the Middle Ages was all about.
standard action. A creature struck by this will lose any The website contains nearly 78 different castles in their
enchantment that actively surrounds it. The creature may photo gallery, however it is the Castle Learning Center
prevent this effect by making a successful Will save for that impressed us the most. The Castle Learning Center
each enchantment (DC 18 + Troubad’war Cha modi- contains links where you can learn about medieval jobs,
fier). Deharmonizing Strike may be attempted three building materials, pele towers, and much more.
times per day, and must be a melee attack.
Harmonious Scream: A Troubad’war of 12th Follow the link below:
level or higher with 15 or more ranks in a Perform skill
can use his Harmonious Strikes to deafen creatures. www.castles-of-britain.com
Whenever he makes a ranged attack as part of his Har-
monious Strike, he may enchant his weapon with If there is a place on the web that you want our readers
Screaming. Upon impact, the weapon lets out a loud to investigate, then write a brief description about the
sound as if a hundred souls are screaming all at once. A site and send it to us, along with a link, to
creature struck by this becomes deaf for 1d4 rounds [email protected] or jraynack@aleapublishing.
(Will Save DC 20 for no effect). Furthermore, if this at- com.
tack causes a Critical Hit, the creature that is hit takes an
additional 1d12 sonic damage, and any creature within 5
feet of it takes 1d8 sonic damage and become deaf for
1d4 rounds (Will Save DC 15 to avoid becoming deaf).
Love’s Armor: At 13th level the Troubad’war can

Table: Troubad’war Progression Chart

Base
Attack Fort Ref Will
Level Bonus Save Save Save Special
1st +0 +2 +0 +2 Spellcasting, War-song (no bonus)
2nd +1 +3 +0 +3 True of Heart
3rd +2 +3 +1 +3 Harmonious Strike (3/day)
4th +3 +4 +1 +4 War-song (+1 bonus)
5th +3 +4 +1 +4 Love’s Defense
6th +4 +5 +2 +5 Harmonious Karma
7th +5 +5 +2 +5 Love’s Will
8th +6/+1 +6 +2 +6 War-song (+2 bonus)
9th +6/+1 +6 +3 +6 Deharmonizing Strike (3/day)
10th +7/+2 +7 +3 +7 Harmonious Strike (4/day)
11th +8/+3 +7 +3 +7
12th +9/+4 +8 +4 +8 Harmonious Scream, War-song (+3 bonus)
13th +9/+4 +8 +4 +8 Love’s Armor
14th +10/+5 +9 +4 +9
15th +11/+6/+1 +9 +5 +9 Harmonious Strike (5/day)
16th +12/+7/+2 +10 +5 +10 Harmonious Invulnerability (4d6),
War-song (+4 bonus)
17th +12/+7/+2 +10 +5 +10 Undying Love
18th +13/+8/+3 +11 +6 +11
19th +14/+9/+4 +11 +6 +11 Harmonious Elements,
Harmonious Invulnerability (4d10)

Poor Gamer’s Almanac A Gnome Nose
understood that such mineral resources would be used
A Gnome Nose for good and evil, gnomes could not foresee human ava-
rice.
Soon, human miners clumsily and naïvely de-
stroyed or displaced many gnome colonies due to their
By Joshua Raynack from Aleapublishing.com extensive mining. Some resorted in devious tactics and
contrivances such as diverting underground streams into
In this issue, we take another look into the workings and adits, causing minor collapses, stealing work tools, and
racial characteristics of the gnome and revert it back into pulling away pitdrops. However, most simply resigned
its more mythical image. Gnomes have evolved, within themselves to leaving their beloved homes and ventured
the Player’s Handbook, into a whimsical character bent into deep brooding forests to dwell. These dim forests
over with hysterical jaunts and tomfoolery. In doing so, were found pleasant and similar to their familiar under-
we also step further into the world of Terra, a campaign ground environment and thus began anew within com-
setting first introduced in A Question of Honor: A plex root systems of great trees.
Guidebook to Knights. Needless to say, a tribute to their benign character,
The birth of the gnome first begins with the ento- they ventured into human lands helping kindly peasant
mology of its racial name. Perhaps, from the Greek ge-
nomos, meaning earth-dweller is where the gnome’s
humble beginnings were first realized in describing
these curious creatures. However, some scholars believe
that its from the Greek gignosko, meaning to learn or
understand and, with this insight, they assist mankind in
discovering many natural treasures.
The alchemical magus and occult philosopher,
Paracelsus, have defined them as a being pertaining of
earth as one of their essential elements. This naturally
has led to the notion that gnomes are misshapen and dis-
torted creatures that has placed them in the same lore as
goblins, dwarves, and other greedy denizens of under-
ground, dark places. However, quite the opposite is
true. Michael the Page, an amateur scholar of things
that dwell underground states (somewhat loosely
through a bardic creation): “They resemble the original
people of their host country . . . Apart from their small
size, a notable difference between gnomes and humans
is their expression of ageless good humor. They lack the Subterranean
human facility for worrying, practice therapeutic festiv- gnomes, or “true”
ity, and consequently live for several hundred years.” gnomes as they like
Yet, even many, such as the Rosicrucians, an ar- to be called,
cane and mystical order, have denied their existence to constantly explore
imagination and fanciful stories. Needless to say, the deep depths to
most ardent supporters of these claims have begun to protect Terra’s
take a different opinion as more of these creatures are earthly treasures.
being displaced from their homes and into the light of
day.
Initially born from chaos and those instilled with
the creation of precious minerals, base metals, and
stones, the first of foremost duty of a gnome is to ap-
praise and survey various veins of copper, coal, dia-
monds, and other precious resources. A gnome clan or folk with mending fences, filling milk pails, rounding up
colony takes pride in maintaining the responsibility over sleeping shepherds’ sheep. Although humans try to cap-
a particular naturally rich resource. Over the years they ture these curious creatures, their gignosko or foresight
have guided other races to these sources on behalf of always keep them one step ahead. As time passed and
their innate benign nature, particularly humankind. This humans grew to learn that these were beneficial crea-
is made easy with their ability to seemingly glide tures and not pests, they succumbed to their presence.
through the earth. Though through their foresight they However, as foresters invade the deep wood and

fell mighty trees under their ever-present axes, the forest pating and adapting to human customs.
gnomes find themselves in a similar predicament as they Alignment: Gnomes tend to exude a chaotic nature
did in times past. Some, once again, have begun a loos- as they tend to do what they feel as right at the time
ing battle of wit and trickery against these humans, rather then to succumb to bothersome laws or moral
while others have fled deeper into forgotten regions far codes. Such things lead to worry—a notion completely
from the homes of men. Yet, there are a few that have devoid in a gnomish character.
decided to venture into the vast world of humankind and Gnome Lands: True gnomes, gnomes born from
resign themselves to their fate. the earth, tend to dwell underground and away from the
prying eyes of humankind. As their colony becomes
Gnomes of Terra displaced by extensive human miners, they often settle,
The following represents gnomish social attitudes in the as refugees, with various dwarven clans. Surface
campaign world of Terra. Afterward, there are two gnomes, on the other hand, have adapted well in dark,
gnome variants that can be used to populate the world of thick canopied forests, either dwelling in the complex
Terra or add a different flavor to your already existing root systems of ancient redwoods or within overgrown
campaign world. hillocks occasionally repairing the roof of their abode
from a naïve human’s step.
Personality: Gnomes are benign, pleasurable, and Religion: In taking an interest in histories of other
soft spoken characters bent on curiosities, simple living, creatures, gnomes tend to constantly merge other relig-
an occasional festival, and once accepted: gracious. ions with their own beliefs. These tend to revolve
Gnomes tend to be secretive and intuitive creatures be- around nature and chaos or, depending on the colony,
ing rightly cautious of human influence. they may worship forest or mountain spirits.
They collect or discover discarded treasures of an- Language: Gnomes have their own language of
cient times often guarding their locations. This is occa- whistles, hoots, and clacks of the tongue.
sionally and wrongly seen by many outsiders as avarice, Names: Gnomes have peculiar, and as other hu-
however they tend to garnish such items for the purpose manoids find, strange unpronounceable names due to
of preservation of past history, even though it may not their simple language of natural sounds. However, due
be their own history they preserve. Their curious nature to the extensive human population, when dealing with
succumbs them to wholly understand what they see and other races, gnomes often find it easier to give common
experience often delighting in retelling their discoverers. names in lieu of clicks and whistles. These names have
Forest gnomes, or “superficial gnomes” as de- a sort of an amusing twist such as Tom Bedwillow,
scribed by their underground kin, take pride to have pio- Mary Cornswallow, or Nathaniel Perriwinkle. These
neered in multiple crafts such as weaving and wood- fanciful names often change depending to whom a
working. They contend themselves to simple pleasures gnome addresses, however it is usually something that
and leave the tinkering of machinery to their devious puts the addressee at ease.
cousins: the gremlins. Adventurers: Gnome adventurers, usually brave
Physical Description: Gnomes vary in description surface gnomes, tend to be a valuable resource to a
depending on their environmental surroundings much group as they tend to have extensive knowledge of many
like humans due. They resemble humans of their host different things and acutely understand situations as they
country save for that they do not enrich themselves with truly are. However, some might find these snippets of
ornate clothing, but simple and practical cloth, and eld- information trivial while others often get annoyed at
erly male gnomes tend to be bearded with portly bellies their constant change of names seemingly forgetting
despite being vegetarians. Occasionally, some humans what they called themselves the previous day.
who were fortunate enough to spot a gnome have re- Their benign nature constantly lures them into
ported seeing them don colorful pointed caps of red and shining shoes, polishing armor, mending tears, fetching
green. water, and other simple tasks. However, if these small
Relations: Most gnomes are benign to most other tasks go unrewarded, an adventurer might finds his
races, particularly humans and dwarves. However, boots filled with water, valuable rivets pop off his armor
should they feel their homes threatened, some gnomes during combat, or missing horseshoes that a particular
use their witted genius to reciprocate inventive ways of gnome exchanged for a fine human mead.
seemingly inflict accidental pain upon vagrant trespass-
ers. Most of the gnomes that have chosen to remain un- Below are two gnome variants that dwell within the
derground continue such practices and have diverted world of Terra: Subterranean Gnomes and Surface
their benign nature in helping and befriending dwarven Gnomes.
miners. However, those that have enough courage to
brave human settlements, often find themselves partici- Subterranean Gnome Traits (Ex): Subterranean

gnomes possess the following racial traits.  Low-light vision.
 8 Base Armor Class.  Weapon Familiarity: Gnomes may treat gnome
 +2 Constitution, +2 Charisma, -2 Strength. hooked hammers (see Chapter 7: Equipment of the
 Tiny size. +2 bonus to Armor Class, +2 bonus Player’s Handbook) as martial weapons rather than ex-
on attack rolls, -8 penalty on grapple checks, lifting and otic weapons.
carrying limits ½ those of Medium characters.  +2 racial bonus on Craft (weaving, woodwork-
 A gnome’s base land speed is 20 feet. ing, trapmaking) checks.
 Darkvision out to 60 feet and low-light vision.  +2 racial bonus to Knowledge (nature) checks.
 Weapon Familiarity: Gnomes may treat gnome  +4 racial bonus on Hide checks, which im-
hooked hammers (see Chapter 7: Equipment of the proves to +8 forested areas.
Player’s Handbook) as martial weapons rather than ex-  +4 dodge bonus to Armor Class against all crea-
otic weapons. tures.
 +2 racial bonus on Craft (gemcutting, stonema-  Freedom of Movement (Su): For a total time per
sonry, trapmaking) checks. day of 1 round per character level you possess, you can
 +2 racial bonus to Knowledge (dungeoneering) act normally regardless of magical effects that impede
checks. movement as if you were affected by the spell freedom
 +4 racial bonus on Hide checks, which im- of movement. This effect occurs automatically as soon
proves to +8 underground. as it applies, lasts until it runs out or is no longer needed,
 +4 dodge bonus to Armor Class against all crea- and can operate multiple times per day (up to the daily
tures. limit of rounds). This ability stacks with other super-
 Earthen Stride (Ex): A gnome may move natural abilities of the same type (e.g. the granted
through any sort of underground, rocky terrain at his powerof the Travel domain).
normal speed and without taking damage or suffering  Gignosko (Ex): Gnomes possesses an extraordi-
any other impairment. However, rocky areas that have nary foresight that eludes other creatures. A gnome has
been magically manipulated to impede motion still af- a +2 insight bonus to AC and Reflex saves. This insight
fect him. bonus is lost whenever a gnome would lose a Dexterity
 Gignosko (Ex): Gnomes possesses an extraordi- bonus to AC.
nary foresight that eludes other creatures. A gnome has  Automatic Languages: Common, Gnome. Bo-
a +2 insight bonus to AC and Reflex saves. This insight nus Languages: Draconic, Dwarven, Sylvan, Elven, Gi-
bonus is lost whenever a gnome would lose a Dexterity ant, Goblin, Orc.
bonus to AC.  Spell-Like Abilities: 1/day – speak with animals
 Automatic Languages: Common, Gnome. Bo- (duration 1 minute). A gnome with a Charisma score of
nus Languages: Draconic, Dwarven, Sylvan, Elven, Gi- at least 10 also has the following spell-like abilities: 1/
ant, Goblin, Orc. day – detect animals or plants, detect snares and pits,
 Spell-Like Abilities: 1/day – speak with animals mending. Furthermore, a gnome with a Charisma score
(burrowing mammal only, duration 1 minute). A gnome of at least 16 also has the following spell-like ability: 1/
with a Charisma score of at least 10 also has the follow- day – animate objects (small objects only, duration lasts
ing spell-like abilities: 1/day – detect minerals*, detect a number of rounds equal to a gnome’s Charisma modi-
snares and pits, mending. Furthermore, a gnome with a fier).
Charisma score of at least 16 also has the following  Favored Class: Rogue.
spell-like ability: 1/day – animate objects (small objects
only, duration lasts a number of rounds equal to a
gnome’s Charisma modifier).
 Favored Class: Rogue.
Surface Gnome Traits (Ex): Surface gnomes possess

the following racial traits.
 8 Base Armor Class.
 +2 Constitution, +2 Charisma, -2 Strength.
 Tiny size. +2 bonus to Armor Class, +2 bonus
on attack rolls, -8 penalty on grapple checks, lifting and
carrying limits ½ those of Medium characters.
 A gnome’s base land speed is 20 feet. A
gnome’s burrow speed is 10 feet.

Poor Gamer’s Almanac Encounters of the Malsara: Part I
Encounters of The Claymen (EL 12)

This encounter takes place as the characters travel. This
is pretty much a straightforward encounter, however the
the Malsara:
approaching assailants are following the characters
rather than meeting them head on. The players can
stand and face them or try to outrun them.
Part I Encounter Synopsis

The players must decide to either confront their pursuers
or try to out maneuver them. However, the claymen are
untiring and relentless in their pursuit.
By Joshua Raynack from Aleapublishing.com
Encounter Background
The Malsara Desert once held the glorious kingdoms of As the enemies of Xorn sur- Scaling the Encounter
the Egyus Empire. However, now known as the Waste, rounded the luscious city and You may adjust the encounter to
the heartland of this region is completely devoid of life. prepared for siege, the areas suit lower level parties, however
Although, the borders still harbor enough life to sustain beyond where already rav- due to the damage that a clay go-
the various Turcamen tribes, everyday a few more plants aged by war. The Orc Seer lem can do, these suggestions still
are swallowed by the slowly expanding desert sands. Tree along with the Wizards may prove the encounter difficult.
The following encounter can add an in-depth feel of Hashim, inhabiting Soul 1st - 4th level: This encounter is
to the Malsara Region located in the Hill Lands, featured Keep, used ancient magic to too difficult for parties at this
in A Question of Honor: A Guidebook to Knights, or in bleed the land of life and stage, however groups at this level
any desert region. This is the first part of a four part se- soul. The besieged began to should not be powerful enough to
ries covering the encounters that a party can come across recognize their plight as their venture deep in the Malsara. Using
in the Malsara Desert. city also began to be ravaged the adjustments below, you may
by the same powerful magic. stress this fact to adventurers of
Starting Point Coupled with lack of this level.
You, as Game Master, need the core rules books, pub- food and the relentless on- 5th - 7th level: Use only one of the
lished by Wizards of the Coast, Inc. or the SRD found at slaught of orcs and Hashim claymen. It also should only have
RPGNow.com. Furthermore, knowledge of the Hill knights, the defenders con- 20 hit points. After years of travel,
Lands area featured in A Question of Honor: A Guide- tinually lost warriors. The this particular golem has seen a lot
book to Knights is useful. Although this adventure uses siege, as it seemed, would of action. Reward only 2/3 experi-
the 3.5 format of the d20 game system, it may be easily succeed. However, one of ence.
converted into the 3.0 format. the remaining archmages, 8th - 9th level: Use encounter as
These encounter can fit into any existing campaign Seer Balinor de Carpathos, described except use one of the
without difficulty. Feel free to add to or adjust the mate- used the encroaching desert golems instead of both.
rial within to fit your needs. and the blood of fallen warri-
First, read through each encounter and carefully ors to create magic infused
study the maps so that you are familiar with them. This clay warriors to defend the city. They were instructed
will help you run each encounter smoothly. Also, famil- to attack all the did not bare the colors of Xorn.
iarize yourself with each of the encounters in order to It seemed, at first, the added strength of defenders
utilize them effectively. and the rising morale of their victorious would lift the
Secondly, print out the product, or just run it from siege. However, due to the looting of fallen protectors
your computer. These encounters are filled with numer- of the city by the orcs, they began to realize that the
ous bookmarks and hyperlinks to help you zip from claymen did not fight those wearing captured tabards.
place to place. Soon all the besiegers bore the colors gold and yellow.
Material italicized contains information that can be The siege ended with defeat for the defenders as
read or paraphrased to your players while all other infor- marauding orcs overran the city walls and the claymen
mation is only meant for you. stood still watching the slaughter of those they were cre-
ated to protect. Years afterward, the claymen still stood,
Additional Features however their orders still baked under the towering sun.
In addition to the bookmarks and hyperlinks, there are They began to move from the city in search of those to
round-by-round tactics as well as combat commentary. destroy; those who do not bear the colors gold and yel-
So freely attune yourself to all of the product features low.
available.

SV Fort +3, Ref +2, Will +3; Str 25, Dex 9, Con -, Int -,
Getting Started Wis 11, Cha 1.
Read or paraphrase the following: Berserk (Ex): When a clay golem enters combat,
Howling winds whisper death in your ears as you ven- there is a cumulative 1% chance each round that its ele-
ture the relentless sand dunes of the Malsara. The heat mental spirit breaks free and the golem goes berserk.
of the sun coupled with sand writhing throughout your The uncontrolled golem goes on a rampage, attacking
gear has yet to make this trek nothing but a dangerous the nearest living creature or smashing some object
venture. smaller than itself if no creature is within reach, then
Light: Various; however the first chance to spot the moving on to spread more destruction. Once a clay go-
claymen should be during the day as the characters lem goes berserk, no known method can reestablish con-
travel. trol.
Sight: Spot check (DC d20+1 per 10 feet of the spotting Cursed Wound (Ex): The damage a clay golem
distance). The spotting distance in sandy deserts is deals doesn’t heal naturally and resists healing spells. A
6d6x10 feet: Two humanoids wander slowly the path character attempting to cast a conjuration (healing) spell
you have forged. At this distance it appears they lack on a creature damaged by a clay golem must succeed on
clothing or any other protective gear and also seem de- a DC 26 caster level check, or the spell has no effect on
fenseless. the injured character.
It nearly impossible to make out the large size of these Immunity to Magic (Ex): A clay golem is im-
constructs at this first spotting unless the spotting dis- mune to any spell or spell-like ability that allows spell
tance result was extremely low. Also, should the PCs resistance. In addition, certain spells and effects function
miss the first Spot check, have them check each hour differently against the creature, as noted below.
until they rest. A move earth spell drives the golem back 120 feet and
Sense Motive: Cautious PCs may make a Sense Motive deals 3d12 points of damage to it.
check (DC 20) to realize that they are possibly being A disintegrate spell slows the golem (as the slow spell)
followed. Those that make a 10 or lower on the check for 1d6 rounds and deals 1d12 points of damage.
realize that these are just two unfortunates possible look- An earthquake spell cast directly at a clay golem stops it
ing for food or clothing. from moving on its next turn and deals 5d10 points of
Encounter Distance: The encounter will begin if either damage. The golem gets no saving throw against any of
the PCs or the claymen are within reasonable distance to these effects.
begin combat. Should the PCs ignore or fail to see the Any magical attack against a clay golem that deals acid
claymen approach the encounter will most likely begin damage heals 1 point of damage for every 3 points of
at night as the PCs settle and make camp. damage it would otherwise deal. If the amount of heal-
Hints: Characters that are shrewd enough to rely on the ing would cause the golem to exceed its full normal hit
knowledge of the locals may ask to roll a Knowledge points, it gains any excess as temporary hit points. For
(local) check. A Knowledge (local) check (DC 20) re- example, a clay golem hit by the breath weapon of a
veals that the local Turcamen tribesmen, when wander- black dragon heals 7 points of damage if the attack
ing deep in the desert wear robes of gold and yellow. A would have dealt 22 points of damage. A clay golem
Knowledge (local) check (DC 25) also reveals that the gets no saving throw against magical attacks that deal
Turcamen do this in fear of the clay warriors that serve acid damage.
the Sun Gods that bake the desert. Haste (Su): After it has engaged in at least 1 round
of combat, a clay golem can haste itself once per day as
This golem has a humanoid body made from clay. A a free action. The effect lasts 3 rounds and is otherwise
clay golem wears no clothing except for a metal or stiff the same as the spell.
leather garment around its hips. A clay golem cannot
speak or make any vocal noise. It walks and moves with Afterward
a slow, clumsy gait. It weighs around 600 pounds. Examining the remains of the clay golems, PCs can de-
termine the following:
Claymen (Clay Golem): CR 10; Large Construct; HD • A Search check (DC 10): A sigil or arcane mark is
11d10+30; HP 101, 92; Init -1 (Dex); Spd 20 ft.; AC 22 found on one of the broken bits of clay. It is a symbol of
(-1 size, -1 Dex, +14 natural), touch 8, flat-footed 22; two trees with a towering sun in between. A Knowledge
Base Atk +8; Grp +19; Atk +14 melee (2d10+7 plus (arcana) check (DC 25) reveals this the mark of Seer
cursed wound, 2 slams); Space/Reach 10 ft./10 ft.; SA Balinor de Carpathos.
Beserk, cursed wound; SQ Construct traits, damage re- • A Knowledge (History) check (DC 15) discerns the
duction 10/admantine and bludgeoning, darkvision 60 origin of these claymen.
ft., haste, immunity to magic, low-light vision; AL N;

Although there is no treasure found among the clay rub-
ble of the defeated golems, the potential knowledge of
how to avoid them may help PCs should they encounter
more of these beings. There are hundreds that still roam
the Malsara.

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Poor Gamer’s Almanac Pirates!
often have military information and training, making
them much more likely to succeed in raids.
The merchants are the ones who know how to best
hide what they do. Often they will set sail with little or
no cargo, raid a competitor's vessel, continue to their
destination, and sell the competitor's cargo as their own.
They frequently spread tales of awful pirates, seen in the
distance sinking someone else's ship. They tell tales of
their own heroics; how they outran this pirate or fended
off that pirate. Almost always, lies.
Becoming a pirate is easy. You either join
willingly or they force you into service. Each group has
their own name for these acts, reflecting their
“personality”. True pirates recruit and capture,
merchants hire crew (seldom using unwilling personnel),
and raiders enlist or conscript. It is all the same, either
join willingly or be forced into service. Needless to say,
one thing links all of three of these groups together:
knowing that capture means the gallows.
Prerequisites:
Alignment: Any non-lawful alignment.
Base Attack Bonus: 5+.
Feats: Weapon Finesse (rapier) or Weapon Focus (any
one handed slashing or piercing).
Skills: Climb 5 ranks, Profession(Sailor) 4 ranks, Swim
5 ranks.
Other: Must have been a member of a pirating crew at
least twice (need not have been voluntary).
Pirates! Class Skills

Skills: Balance (Dex), Bluff (Cha), Climb (Str), Gather
Information (Cha), Intimidate (Cha), Knowledge
By Cameron Guill from Aleapublishing.com (Boating), Knowledge (Cartography), Knowledge
(Nature; as related to water and water creatures),
"Merchant and pirate were for a long period one and Profession (Sailor) (Int), Spot (Wis), Survival (Wis),
the same person. Swim (Str), Tumble (Dex), Use Rope (Dex).
Even today mercantile morality is really nothing but a
refinement of piratical morality." Skill Points per Level: 4 + Int Modifier.
-Friedrich Nietzsche Hit Dice: d8.
There are three common types of pirates. Those who rob Class Features
and steal for greed, thwarting the laws, those who raid Armor and Weapons: A pirate gains no new ar-
an enemy country's trading ships, and those merchants mor proficiencies. A pirate gains weapon proficiency in
who wish to see their competition disappear. belaying pin, bows, club, crossbows, cutlass, dagger,
The first group are the true pirates. They are dirk, gaff hook, harpoon, knife, muskets (or any powder
usually romanticized in books and bards' tales. While the based weapon), one handed axes, one handed double
second group, often called raiders or buccaneers, are the edged swords, pike, rapier, saber, and short spear.
ones whose tales live on long after they are dead. Rope Expertise: A pirate must learn to fight while
Usually, the two are joined into one in stories. True climbing the riggings. When climbing a rope, rigging,
pirates are often killed or captured early in their careers, or net, the pirate may fight as if he were on the deck of
as it is difficult to hide from everyone with no friendly the ship. He may only fight like this while wielding a
ports available. Raiders on the other hand, are much one-handed weapon and may not climb while fighting in
more difficult to capture since they have sympathetic this manner.
ports to dock in, sell their goods, and re-supply. Raiders Sea Legs: A pirate gains a +2 dodge bonus to his

Level Base Fort Reflex Will Special

Attack Save Save Save
Bonus
1st +1 +0 +2 +0 Rope Expertise, Dodge
2nd +2 +0 +3 +0 Sea Legs, Swinging Charge
3rd +3 +1 +3 +1 Off-Hand Parry
4th +4 +1 +4 +1 Melee Ranged
5th +5 +1 +4 +1 Charging Ranged
6th +6 +2 +5 +2 Death From Above
7th +7 +2 +5 +2 Counter Tumble
8th +8 +2 +6 +2 Fearsome Persona
9th +9 +3 +6 +3
10th +10 +3 +7 +3 Pirate's Curse
AC when fighting aboard a moving vessel. Note: A he hits deals normal charging damage. In addition
water vessel is always considered moving, but a cart or to the normal charge damage, a pirate also deals damage
wagon must be in motion. to his charge target as if the target had fallen the
Swinging Charge: A pirate's life is on a rope or same distance as the pirate as long as he at least made a
plank. A pirate of 2nd level or higher may make a successful touch attack (even if the normal attack
charge attack while moving across a plank (or beam) or missed, as long as he hit the touch AC, the death from
while swinging on a rope. Ignore any low obstacles above attack hits). The target does not get the benefit of
such as a ship's rail or barrels when determining the making a Jump or Tumble check to reduce the damage
straight line for the charge. as from a normal fall. If the attack succeeds, the target
Off-Hand Parry: At 3rd level, when wielding a
light melee weapon in his off-hand and not attacking
with it, a pirate gains a +2 shield bonus to his AC. Start- Pirates in the Hill Lands
ing at 6th level, he also gains one-half (½) of the
enhancement bonus of the off-hand weapon as a defend- There are many tales spreading like wildfire of
ing bonus to his AC as well. dreaded pirates raiding ships that pass though
Melee Ranged: A pirate learns to fire when fight- the Shadow Sea . The most likely scenario,
ing in close-quarters. At 5th level or higher, a pirate however, is that the raided ships were Darca-
may use a one-handed ranged weapon in his off-hand dian and the “pirates” were actually Knight
while fighting in melee without provoking an attack of Templars interfering with those who would
opportunity. supply the orc tribes with goods and means to
Charging Ranged: A pirate learns to fire while prolong the siege of Argos. Unfortunately,
closing. At 6th level or higher, a pirate may fire a one- tales of the valiant knights preventing the vile
handed ranged weapon while moving during a charge orcs from re-supplying their hordes does not
attack. This attack may only be made against the target make a good yarn.
of the charge. The ranged attack does not count as the
pirate’s charge attack. For more about the Hill Lands, Darcadia, and
Death From Above: A pirate must learn to strike the Knights Templar, check out:
when the opportunity presents itself. A pirate, starting at
6th level, may make a charge attack as part of a Jump A Question of Honor: A Guidebook to Knights
check from a height of at least 10 feet. He must make an
attack against his opponent for the charge attack and if

must make a reflex save equal to the falling damage killers or those who stole his treasure and curse may be
dealt, or be knocked prone. Regardless of the success or given a trigger (“May my curse strike down the first
failure of the attack, the pirate must make a Reflex save scurvy dog to wield my cutlass in battle.”). Game Mas-
(DC equal to the falling damage that he takes) or be ters should feel free to make up curse effects other than
knocked prone once the attack is resolved. those listed in the Player’s Handbook. Curses should be
both vengeful and appropriate to the crime. The dead
pirate’s ghost haunting the family of his killer for three
generations, for instance, has a lot more flavor than a
simple die roll penalty.
Dirk: Similar to a dagger, but without a crossguard. Primarily de-

signed for throwing.
Pike: A long spear of at least 15 feet in length. A boarding pike is a
shorter pike, similar to a spear, used for boarding ships and is a mere
4 to 6 feet in length.
Gaff Hook: A handle with large hook on the end of it, often used for
pulling fish from the water. The gaff hook may be as simple as a
small piece of wood for holding with a hook attached to the end,
used for picking up fish at close range or be as elaborate as a long
pole with two or more hooks
Harpoon: Similar to a spear in concept but it consists of a wooden
haft with a steel neck, split about 50/50 on the length, with a barbed
head and a place on the butt of the haft to attach a rope or chain.
Most often used in whaling. Some weigh as little as 150-200 pounds
and measure between 5 and 7 feet in length. For more information
on harpoons and their use see Makah.com the Official Site of the
Makah Tribe makah.com/whaling.htm
Cutlass: Similar to a shortsword, but with a wide, heavy, curving
blade ideal for fighting below decks and in cramped quarters. Treat it
as a shortsword that is type slashing.
Saber: A slashing weapon used in fencing similar to the rapier. It
may be used with weapon finesse.
Belaying Pin: These were used in securing running gear. Often a
Starting at 8th level, the pirate's death from above small removable wooden or metal pin, they proved useful in impro-
falling damage affects a 10 foot square below him. All vised combat. Similar to a club in combat.
people within the affected area take the falling damage
and must make a Reflex save, as above, or be knocked
prone. The death from above falling attack does not
provoke an attack of opportunity.
Counter Tumble: An opponent attempting to tum-
ble through one of your threatened squares automatically
fails, provoking an attack of opportunity.
Fearsome Persona: Even land lubbers fear a pi-
rate. At 8th level, a pirate may make an Intimidate
check against any humanoid as a standard action and
gains a bonus to his check equal to his level. The pirate
need only announce who he is.
Pirate’s Curse: At 10th level the Pirate gains his
most feared ability: the Pirate’s Curse. In his last mo-
ments of life the pirate can pronounce a curse on a per-
son or small group of people (no more than 1d4+1).
This is a supernatural ability that has the same effect as a
bestow curse spell cast by a 20th level sorcerer (DC 14 +
Charisma modifier). Typical targets include the pirate’s

Poor Gamer’s Almanac In a Pirate’s Hands
following enchantments, the wearer gains a +2 DC ad-
In a Pirate’s justment for all enchantment spells the wearer casts and
+2 insight bonus to all ranged attacks, to include ray
based spells.
Hands
The eye patch loves the sound of a good scream
and to hear and see people cowering in fear; AL NE; Int
13, Wis 15, Cha 13; Speech, 60 ft. darkvision and hear-
ing; Ego score 8.
By David J. Jones from RPGAttitude.com Languages: Common, infernal. Item can read any
language it can speak.
Pirates of any ocean or sea all have something in com- Lesser Powers: Item has 11 ranks in Search, item
mon: they are in a position to acquire untold fortunes has 12 ranks in Spot and item has 11 ranks in Intimidate.
and wealth. At some point in time all of the world’s Moderate divination, enchantment; CL 15th; Craft
most precious and prized Wondrous Item, Spell
possessions have been Focus (enchantment),
stored on sea-going vessels fear, alter self, must
and with this comes the know 3 divination spells,
risk of those valued posses- 1 of which
sions falling into the hands must be at least 6th level;
of pirates. It is very sel- Price 131,000 gp.
dom that a pirate actually Saber of the Sea:
creates something himself, Though has been re-
in most occurrences the ferred to as a saber in
item or treasure belonged stories and legends, in
to someone else and in the fact it is actually a cut-
pirates hands, stories and lass and this inaccuracy
legends take birth. has been the leading
Skull's Eye: This cause for it to slip in and
eye patch appears to be old, out of history and lore
worn and frayed on some more then a dozen times
of the edges. It has a half in the past century. At
inch leather band that se- present it is in the hands
cures a hardened leather of Maliro, a notorious
disc that covers over a sin- pirate who is responsible
gle eye; it can be worn over for many missing ships
either eye. The leather is and blood spilled at sea.
black with worn spots of a Maliro's favorite tactic is
brown color, though it is the very fabric of legend
not known if this is from for it has been said he
neglect or the original color jumps off his own ship
Many pirate treasure caves might be the location of as they close with an op-
pattern. At first glance, it
some of the items in this article, especially those that posing ship, then runs
would appear to be worth-
do not necessarily allude to further powers. across the ocean and
less. If a daring person
puts on the eye patch, the leaps on board, this tactic
wearer realizes instantly it wasn't meant to come off eas- though seemingly foolhardy has landed him and his
ily as he feels it attaching itself to skin and eye it covers. crew many wealthy cargoes and spoils.
Only a limited wish or miracle is enough to pull it free Though no one is sure how, there have been
without harm, anything short will cause 6d6 of damage enough accounts of this pirate's tactic to hold it with
as the skin and eye is removed. The eye can be replaced some truth. What is known, the cutlass does grant the
by regeneration or equivalent magic. wielder the ability to walk on water. This +3 Cutlass of
At anytime the wearer can shift his facial appear- Water Walking craves the chaotic nature of the sea and
ance to that of a skull wearing the eye patch. Those who at least once a month it will strive to walk on the water
see the skull and are within 30 feet feel the effects of and feel the spray of ocean waves; AL CN; Int 11, Wis
fear and need to make a Will save (DC 16). While the 14, Cha 11; Empathy, 30 ft. vision and hearing; Ego
wearer's head is that of a skull, the eye patch confers the score 3.

Lesser Powers: Item has deathwatch continually Armor, mage's sword, haste; Price 153,500 gp.
active. The original weapon was a +5 Twin-Bladed Sword
Moderate transmutation; CL 15th; Craft magic of Speed and Wounding. In its current state with the im-
arms and armor, water walking; Price 39,500 gp. prisoned fiend the weapon is considered a miner artifact
Twin blades of Delaskus: A pair of short swords even when in the form of two short swords.
crafted in a strange black metal with blood red streaks
along the blade. The pummels appear to be longer then Each of these items were created using the
needed for the size of a hand and wrapped in black random intelligent item generator at David
leather of what is thought to be of fiendish origin. Not
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magical +2 short swords that, when placed in water, it
remains on the surface floating. It can hold up to 200 or use this direct link:
lbs. before sinking. What is unknown is if the sword is
left untouched for a full minute, it will turn and point
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by the name Rolkinge luckily didn't have knowledge of
this, for fate placed both blades in his hand and blood
has spilled into the seas for years afterward. This pirate Salibar's Razor: This fanged-tipped mithral dag-
has been a force of evil unlike anyone else who sails the ger shines as bright as a torch extending twice the nor-
sea. If the two blades are wielded at the same time and mal distance at the command of the wielder. Along the
he is proficient with two weapon fighting, they are spine of the blade one can note four runes on each side.
heightened to magical +4 short swords of speed. The guard of the dagger is in the form of two serpents
The true power behind the twin blades does not extending outward and the pummel is wrapped in snake
unfold until the pummels of the blades are touched and a skin with the design of a black diamond spiraling as if a
mend spell cast by a 20th level spell caster has occurred. snake had coiled along the grip.
The weapon returns to its original form of a two bladed Though lost in history, the original name of this
sword. This twin-bladed sword was once the primary blade was Vril's Bite, perhaps it has had more names in
weapon of the balor, Delaskus, and is an item of fiendish the past, however how many and the nature of them are
legends and is rumored Delaskus had slain his former unknown. What is known, it is in the hands of the very
superior and imprisoned him inside the weapon. How it capable first mate Salibar on the pirate ship Mariner's
was broke into two pieces is unknown but their may be Tear.
some truth to the story of how the weapon was struck in This dagger can poison anyone successfully struck
battle. This This weapon is fueled with bloodlust, the by it up. This power can be used up to three times each
blood of just about anyone or thing moving. day. The poison attack can even be used when the dag-
+5 Twin-Bladed Sword of Speed and Wounding: ger is thrown, afterward it returns to the owner. This is a
Thought it may love to slay anything it can sink it's +4 Dagger of Venom and Returning; AL LE; Int 17,
blades into, it does have a specific goal in mind, to re- Wis 12, Cha 9; Empathy, 30 ft. vision and hearing; Ego
turn to power in the abyss; AL CE; Int 23, Wis 22, Cha score 5.
7; Speech, telepathy, 120 ft. darkvision, blindsense, and Lesser Powers: Item can use detect magic at will.
hearing; Ego score 39. Strong necromancy; CL 15th; Craft Magic Arms
Languages: Common, beholder, ethereal marauder, and Armor, poison, telekinesis; Price 79,600 gp.
blink dog, aquan, sylvan, abyssal. Item can read any Robe of Tarchil (Robe of the Pirate Mage): The
language it can speak and read magic. robe is an almost eerie color of deep green and made
Lesser Powers: Item has 16 ranks in Spot, Item can from the soft leather hide of a green dragon. The 10 but-
cast minor image 1/day, item can use detect magic at tons are evenly spaced and, along the front, they are
will and item has 9 ranks in Bluff. seemingly crafted from dragon teeth. When the wearer
Greater Powers: Item has status effect, usable at speaks the command word, dragon wings extend from
will, item can use quench on fires 3/day and item can the back of the robe that empower the caster to fly with a
use fear against foes 3/day. speed of 60 feet (good maneuverability). An unknown
Dedicated Purpose: Slay all. power is if the wearer casts a fly spell while wearing the
Dedicated Power: Wielder gets +2 luck bonus on robes the speed is increased to 90 feet for the duration of
attacks, saves, and checks the spell. The robes also confer damage reduction 10/
Strong evocation; CL 16th; Craft Magic Arms and magic against ranged weapons; AL N; Int 12, Wis 16,

Cha 15; Speech, 60 ft. darkvision and hearing; Ego score
10.
Languages: Common, draconic. Item can read any
language it can speak.
Lesser Powers: Item has 12 ranks in Diplomacy,
item has 12 ranks in Bluff and item can bless its allies 3/
day.
Moderate transmutation; CL 15th; Craft Wondrous
Item, fly, protection from arrows; Price 106,000 gp

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