01 Script The Thundermans
01 Script The Thundermans
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Max: What?
Billy: What are we doing next, Max?
Max: Leaving me alone.
Max: Fine. Play with something in here.
Nora: Check it out: Nose Hairalyzer.
Billy: Is that nose hair?!
Billy and Nora: Awesome!
Billy: Can I see it?
[Billy uses the Nose Hairalyer on his chest]
Billy: Today, I am a man.
...
Cherry: Alright, lady, spill it. Who do you have a crush on?
Phoebe: I don’t know. There’s no one really special.
Cherry: Cole Campbell.
Phoebe: Sweet cheese, yes!
Cherry: You should totally call him.
Phoebe: You know I’m too shy for that.
Cherry: Which is why I’m the perfect best friend.
Phoebe: Cherry.. what are you doing? Don’t you look up his number! Don’t you call it–
dont you let it ring– don’t you hand that phone to–
Phoebe: Hey, Cole. Its Phoebe Thunderman, from home room. I was just calling to...
Cherry: See if you want to hang out sometime.
Phoebe: I can’t believe you. You would? Yeah, next weeks great! Ok, bye. He is so cute!
Cherry: Yeah, you might wanna hang that up.
Nora: Give it back.
Billy: No!
Nora: Billy!
Phoebe: What is going on here?
Nora: I saw it first!
Billy: You want it? Here!
Nora: Ha! Missed me!
Phoebe: You guys, stop it right now!
Nora: Billy, cut it out!
Phoebe: That’s it! [Phoebe uses her telekinesis to lift Billy and Nora]
Billy: Whoa!
Cherry: Oh. My. Wow.
Max: So, this is fun.
Cherry: Your siblings are floating in midair!
Phoebe: No they’re not. [Phoebe puts them down]
Cherry: You have superpowers.
Max: You have superpowers and you didn’t tell me?!
Phoebe: Cherry, there is a very simple explanation for all this. And that explanation is…
uh. [Phoebe uses her freeze breath on Cherry]
Max: Um, you froze your friend.
Phoebe: I know I froze my friend! Why are you smiling?
Max: I don’t smile. I smirk. And I'm doing it because you did something bad!
Phoebe: Yeah, and when I tell dad that you’re the one who invited Cherry here, he’ll
make us all move again. Smirk on that, smirky!
Max: OK, this isn't so fun anymore.
Nora: Are we really going to have to move?
Phoebe: Don’t worry, Nora. Max and I will solve this.
Billy: You two are going to work together?
Billy and Nora: Lets get packing!
Max: Guys, guys, guys, wait! There is a very simple solution: I just wipe her memory
with my BrainMelt 3000!
Phoebe: You are not wiping my best friend’s brain.
Max: She’s friends with you and is named after a fruit. There’s probably not much there
to wipe.
Phoebe: No. We just need to thaw Cherry out and give her an explanation for what she
saw.
Max: Hey, I like that.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Max: You’ll fail. It’ll be hilarious. And I still get to wipe her brain. Uh-oh. I feel a smirk
coming on. Oh yeah, there it is.