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Say This Out loud!
Would you rather like to:
Recognize Speech?
Or Reck a Nice Beach?

Paradoxes that cause you to

implode:

I don’t want you to die so ill save

those for another day. Otherwise,
here’s some…

Paradoxes to… not implode yourself?

Pinocchio’s lie-
If Pinocchio says “My nose will grow”
will it grow? The answer is no. An
object that has contradicting
properties is impossible to exist,
therefore we cannot have something
that is both a truth and a lie. Think of
it as being unsure. Unless you know
you can agree with something, you
disagree. Even if its just a little bit.
That little bit counts as a
disagreement.

Bartok-Tarski Paradox-

It is impossible to create a duplicate

out of a singular being in real life. Or
is it?
The Bartok-Tarski paradox is a
theoretical thought experiment that
proves this wrong by changing the
look of the object, not the properties
that make it up. Say you draw a
perfect circle. Congrats! Now turn
that circle into a sphere. Now
pinpoint every single possible point
on the circle. Now zoom in. Look
what’s left, MORE POINTS!
This is the idea of Infinity. Infinite
points equal an equal number to 1
object. Or 2 objects, or 3 or 4, and so
on. Now this is a perspective ordeal.
To get into the duplicates we must
point out and label each point into a
group or section.
We have 6.
-Origin (Center/Equator)
-East
-West
-North
-South
-Poles (Top/Bottom)
Say that the relative N, E, S, W are
all the way you are looking and not
from a tool. If we use our
perspective, we can form the exact
same object with half as much as we
had and array it over the same size
circle. So, you take half of the
spheres North Points and add them
to another sphere. But how do we
figure out when north ends on a
sphere? Its mostly our perspective,
right? Well, not really. As you
probably know the Earth has 2
Hemispheres and an Equator. Well,
put these onto the perspective of
just a sphere, not our beloved planet
Earth. It becomes apparent that we
have 4 sections now. Which are all…
the same way. Looking at it head on
staring at the Equator, it is all the
same. There is no definition to our
hemispheres. It isn’t just 2 dilute
halves. Its whatever the Earths
current tilt is. So, we can take from
this that, there is infinite number of
axis points to a sphere, there are an
infinite number of poles possible.
And in every single possible pole
place there also lies, an Origin,
North, South, etc. Well, this means
there is more then one point at each
point. So now guess what, take one
of each different type of point and
we can make a maximum of 6
identical spheres!
Now of course this isn’t possible
because we cannot put many things
into one space without changing the
mass or volume, or that, you know,
infinite doesn’t exist…

Time-
My time could be different from your
time. How do I know that if you are
100 yards away and I see you wave
to me, that you didn’t wave 10
seconds ago. How do I know that
when I move it’s the same thing that
you see. What if I move faster then
you. What if some people don’t know
others exist because in their mind,
we are moving so fast it isn’t
recognized. I call this the Time
Epilate. It is the belief that if you can
move at a certain speed, everybody
else can move at a completely
different speed. Have you ever been
sitting in a car and look down at the
road, and seen it speeding by, like it
never even was seen in the first
place? Well, look up from the road
while driving, and see that the trees
about 50 feet away are moving way
slower, even though they are in the
completely same line of sight. This is
shown to be an illusion of speed and
time. Well, technically, this could
apply to the human brain too. Colors
could be different. Tastes. Sounds.
Feelings. Gravity. Weight. People. It
could all be different, and no one can
prove it…

Beliefs and Ideas

Human Limits
Can you count to 10? How about
100? 1,000? 1,000,000?
1,000,000,000,000? Odds are, no.
But you could do it if you weren’t so
LAZY! The human body can speak
for 500 minutes before dying of
exhaustion, but not using filler words
such as like, umm, hmm, and, etc. It
could be up to 574 minutes, or 11
hours. I did the math. The average
sentence is 11 words long. I believe I
am an average speaker, phrasing at
a speed of 2 words per second on
average. If I can say an 11-word
sentence in 5.5 seconds, I my
human limit for words in the time
frame of 576 minutes is 580.8
words. Now what would the
maximum weight carriable be? How
about food eaten? Temperature
withstood? It is unknown now but
could be solved. Theoretically.

Religion
I don’t talk about religion a lot, but I
will for now. The thing about religion
is, well, we cannot know for sure
that what we believe in is right.
The Christian Faith is based off belief
and acknowledgment of Jesus Christ
and what he did to save our sins.
The Islamic Faith is that Muhammad
was telling the truth about Allah and
his outspoken words to him.
The Jews believe God called down to
Abraham and told him to spread the
gospel.
You see, many religions believe in
similar things. Faith. So how do we
know that what we have faith is is
the right belief?
I am not a pastor, or religious leader
or teacher but I can say from my
experiences that Faith is not just
given, it is taught. Let’s say I walk up
to someone and tell them to believe
that Jesus Christ died for the
forsakenness of their sins, how
would they react.
Well today, I would probably get told
she has a girlfriend, or ignored at the
least, but they probably wouldn’t
believe unless I showed them proof
of that statement.

Belief is a hard subject. It requires

training, like a muscle, to truly
believe in something and to let it be
the thing that runs you every day.
Beliefs are different for all religions
or just people, so I will try my best
not to impose on your beliefs and
not speak from a place of ignorance,
but I will share with you what I know.
I know that everybody has a right to
their body, but do not agree with
abortion.
I know that every woman should be
paid the same as a man in the same
occupation but believe that
scientifically women are more
emotionally subjective.
I know that if I were to shoot
someone, and it just so happen they
were of color, it would have a larger
backlash then if they were white.
This is all just a normal thing people
deal with every day in society. The
backlash of what they believe in. In
the Quran, rape and killing is told to
be ok, and by todays standards it is
by no means ok.
In the Bible, they murder a child.
Once again not cool bro. Back then it
was no big deal. No government, no
problem. The men work, the women
clean and cook. I’m not quite sure
why they killed the baby sooo. hold
up… oh ok! Anyways. It’s just
coexistence. Until it isn’t…
Society is grueling and religion is
one of the things people cannot
agree on most of the time.
Religion ties in with morals.
Morals tie in with beliefs.
Beliefs tie in with society.
Society is the root of hate and, well,
ironically, is where we lead to when
we voice our opinions about a
subject.
With everything voiced by the bad
people of our time and the times
before us, the world has become a
cluttery mess, but I believe that you
all should be able to voice your
opinions. I believe that you should all
have religious freedom. And most of
all, I believe that you should all have
the freedom of your OWN beliefs.
Anyways, to wrap this up I will leave
you with the quote of the day.

“Someone who fights for the biggest

fish, has to be strong enough to reel
it in.”

Thank you for watching, and make

sure to wear a seatbelt.
One Fact for Every Letter of The
Alphabet in Exactly One Minute:
-Episode One-

A- Apples aren’t considered the

opposite of oranges. Its bananas.
B- Modern Baseball is a sport
younger than Nintendo.
C- Cameras are not used in places
like the kitchen in some restaurants
like Burger King or White Castle. Try
to grab a bite!
D- Donuts aren’t a breakfast or
dessert. They are an in-between of
midnight snack and dessert.
E- Eggs can be fertilized by female
chickens too
F-The inventor of the fire hydrant,
lost his trademark in a fire. The
irony, or should I say, FIR-ONY!
G- Gamora from Guardians of a
Galaxy is theorized to still be alive.
Look it up.
H- Being happy is impossible,
according to the Europeans. Most
European countries say gleeful on
the same level as happy, but the
American culture says gleeful is less
then. So, you will never fully equal
happiness in a Europeans eye.
I- Ice cream is not an ice, or a cream.
It is a semi liquid-solid, in-between a
solid ice and a liquid cream.
J- Juice can be made from anything if
you try hard enough… I think.
K- Karl and Carl are 2 different
people, remember that!!
L- The term “Liked A Post” was first
used on Facebook in 2004
M- If you ask your friends for 1 dollar
each you will still be broke…
N- Noodles are technically a bakery
dish. Eggs, flour, water, yeast. Kinda
like sweet bread, right?
O- Openings to songs are awfully
difficult to write, and even harder to
play when we see you sitting in the
front row. Hideous!
P- I probably need to apologize.
Q- Quarries are usually abandoned
but still have lost people in them.
R- Resting too much can kill you.
S- I am sorry for being mean to you.
T- Truly I am Sorry.
U- Urine is not a waste. Both human
body waste and since its drinkable, a
waste of resources. Come on man!
V- Vladimir Putin is the same size as
a Diglett from Pokémon
W- Water is technically poisonous in
94 countries.
X- The xylophone is not the only
instrument to start with an X. When
you look it up let me know what you
find…
Y- Your… A stupid poopy head.
Z- Zygarde is a single cell organism,
alien, dog, serpentine-like creature,
Optimus Prime, and legendary
Pokémon.
And that is fun facts of the week in 2
minutes. This is the first of many so
buckle up! See you next Friday at
4PM.