Whisky Advocate - March 2020 (MagazinePUB - Com)
Whisky Advocate - March 2020 (MagazinePUB - Com)
Whisky Advocate - March 2020 (MagazinePUB - Com)
SPECIAL REPORT
VOLUME 29, NUMBER 1 SPRING 2020
102
F EAT UR ES
18 Event Report
WhiskyFest New York served
up whisky and education in
spades on December 3, 2019.
21 Distillations
MEANDER through charming
Baltimore, BET ON whisky lists
CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: DAVID YELLEN; JEFF HARRIS / DRINK STYLING BY TYNA HOANG; GLENN MILLER; MICHAEL G. PRINCE
at casino bars, PAIR a dram
with pickles, ADD some fizz to
your cocktails, RELISH bakery
flavors, VENTURE into rum
49 Straight Talk
by Charles K. Cowdery
The line between innovation and
authenticity isn’t always so clear, but
35 36 it’s also not cause for concern.
T
he single most common com- tified for obvious reasons. and Buying Guide reviewer David Flem-
plaint we hear from readers is His 41,000 words of transcripts are dis- ing traveled to Ireland to offer a thorough
that they can’t find a particular tilled in our cover story, Flipping Whiskey lesson in this historic whiskey style. You’ll
whisky at their local retailer— (page 56). It presents a fascinating dive into find distillation details and superb whiskey
especially when it comes to the thriving, generally illegal secondary mar- recommendations in his feature story, Back
bourbon and other American whiskeys. ket for desirable whiskeys, and the complex From the Brink (page 76), chronicling the
Many of you write us asking where to locate forces that shape it. Whisky lovers who have welcome return of Irish pot still whiskey.
a particular bottle, or why you can’t find it, struggled to locate that special bottle will find And over in Scotland, Gavin D Smith ven-
or expressing frustration because a coveted some answers, and even more questions. tures to the popular Isle of Skye—home to
whisky is available, but priced many times Keep your inquisitive hat on as contributor Talisker Distillery—to take in the sights on
higher than expected. Charles K. Cowdery explores whiskeys that this stunning island and offer insider tips to
Unfortunately, there is no simple expla- aren’t always what they seem. His feature beat the crowds.
nation. So in this issue, writer Sean Evans on page 85 pulls back the curtain on familiar I hope you enjoy this issue and share it
illuminates the unusual times in which we brands that aren’t technically whiskey at all, with your friends.
are living, where American whiskey, and to explaining their legal classifications and why My best,
some extent Japanese and other whiskies as you may not even realize there’s a difference.
PORTRAIT: JOE MCKENDRY
well, disappear from the shelves of licensed Irish whiskey lovers have surely noticed
retailers almost instantly. In chasing down the proliferation of Irish whiskeys in our
the whereabouts of these rare whiskeys pages, including the rise of small craft dis-
Evans spent over three months interviewing tillers and impressive scores from veteran
more than two dozen sources including law producers. Many of the best share a common
enforcement, distillers, retailers, and illicit lineage, crafted in the uniquely Irish single Marvin R. Shanken
resellers, some of whom declined to be iden- pot still style. Veteran M. Shanken editor Editor & Publisher
A
lthough he doesn’t “It was just pure happenstance,” refined whisky I’ve ever had,” he 13 year old Bottled in Bond. “I
necessarily consider Vnek says, adding that he entered says. Although scotch ignited his think all three were obviously
himself unlucky, Norbert the sweepstakes on a spontane- whisky journey, Vnek’s now refers very strong in their flavor
“Norb” Vnek says he has never ous whim. And while winning may to himself as “almost exclusively profiles.” he says.
won a contest. That unfortunate be new for the 53 year old an American whiskey drinker.” Whisky Advocate congratu-
streak came to a surprising end Montclair, N.J. resident, his Currently, he is especially fond of lates Vnek on his good fortune
when his name was drawn at appreciation for whisky dates Stranahan’s from Colorado, an and commends him for sharing
random from 12,947 entries in back decades. “I’m not a casual American single malt with a the joy of whisky. “I thought it’d
Whisky Advocate’s 2019 Top 20 drinker,” he declares. “I’m defi- flavor profile that he describes as be cool to share them with my
Sweepstakes, awarding him the nitely an ardent whisky advocate.” “fantastic in its spiciness.” coworkers,” he says. “They
top three whiskies, including the By Vnek’s recollection, his love In addition to 2019 Whisky of deserve it.”
Whisky of the Year. for the spirit blossomed in the Year, George Dickel 13 year —Sam Stone
Dear Whisky Advocate, attention one that I recently sampled during Shalom Matt,
We were so inspired by the party ideas in the a trip to Israel. It’s wonderful to hear about new whiskies
Fall edition that we hosted a Robbie Burns The whisky industry in Israel is still very from our readers as we continue to monitor the
night with an Old Fashioned bar. We also new. Of the only two distilleries that I am expansion of single malts around the world.
made the Single Barrel Bacon Whiskey Jam aware of, the oldest, Golan Heights Distill- As whiskies become more available in the U.S.,
and the Whisky Cheese Ball. The jam paired ery, was founded in 2014. The other, Milk we will put them to the taste test in our Buying
very well with the haggis! Throw in a Scot- & Honey, still only has a new-make and a Guide. It’s interesting to see how different cli-
tish trifle and some shortbread, and it was a young single malt available…they haven’t even mates impact the aging of single malts. Thanks
huge success. reached the 3-year point in aging their whisky. for bringing this one to our attention.
Cheers, It is about the Golan Heights Distillery, and
Phil and Suzanne Thorpe their Israeli Single Malt Single Cask Edition, Dear Whisky Advocate,
that I wanted to write to you. In doing my re- Fantastic special issue on “Starting Your
Greetings Phil and Suzanne, search in advance of the trip, finding a place Own Tasting Club.” I suggest adding a step
It’s so kind of you to write and share how you to buy Cuban cigars and Israeli whisky was to tasting: “Shut your trap.” After sipping,
were inspired by our suggestions for entertain- top on my list. Thanks to Porto Vino in Tel one enjoys the flavors and finish more fully
ing with whisky. It sounds like an incredible Aviv, I was able to get both. I bought a bottle by keeping one’s mouth closed for at least 30
night you put together for your very lucky that was aged 3 years. To say that this whisky seconds, sometimes longer with great whis-
guests! surprised me would be an understatement. kies that have a long finish.
For being only 3 years old, I thought it had Steve Sapp
WHISKY FROM THE HOLY LAND the mellow sweetness of a 15 year old scotch.
Dear Whisky Advocate, I hope that you and your staff can find a way Hi Steve,
RACHEL VANNI
I enjoy your magazine very much, and have to start including Israel in your reviews of Glad you enjoyed the special clubs issue. Your
particularly come to appreciate the knowl- world whiskies. point is well taken! It’s a notable moment when
edge that I’ve gained about whiskies from L’Chaim! you encounter that spellbinding whisky with an
around the world. I’d like to bring to your Matt Harper amazing finish that begs to be quietly savored.
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EVENT REPORT
L
egions of whisky fans flooded the Norte, plus a smorgasbord of offerings from whisky luminaries like Suntory chief blender
Marriott Marquis in Times Square pioneering craft distillers, and even some Shinji Fukuyo, who led a seminar celebrating
on December 3, 2019 for Whisky- elusive age-statement Japanese whiskies. the brand’s 30th anniversary with a number of
Fest New York, thirsting for whisky, WhiskyFest New York is “undoubtedly the rare whiskies—including single malts from
knowledge, and kindred spirits. And they biggest event of the year in the whisky Yamazaki and Hakushu Distilleries—that
found all three in abundance thanks to calendar in the U.S.,” said Glenmorangie and each contribute unique flavor characteristics
distillers, blenders, and experts pouring more Ardbeg global brand ambassador David to the final blend of Hibiki Japanese Har-
than 425 whiskies from around the world, Blackmore, who estimates he’s attended mony. Fittingly, the tasting culminated with a
in-depth seminars, and fellow whisky more than a dozen WhiskyFests. “What’s pour of the exquisite Hibiki 30 year old.
enthusiasts who’d flocked from near and far. great is you see a lot of old friends, but every Fukuyo’s seminar—and the entire evening—
Many of the 2019 and past years’ Top 20 year you see a lot of new people as well.” Yet made first-time WhiskyFest attendee Jason
whiskies—including Whisky Advocate’s 2019 it’s the crowd’s curiosity that makes the night Ford glad he bought a ticket. “I’ve been able to
Whisky of the Year, George Dickel 13 year old even richer. “You are meeting people that sample a huge range of [whiskies],” Ford said,
Bottled in Bond—flowed throughout the genuinely care about the brands, the history noting Bruichladdich’s Octomore 10.1 and
night, alongside drams from producers from of [the whisky], how it’s made, why it’s made, 10.3, and Tobermory 21 year old. “And then to
around the globe: single malt scotch titans where it’s made,” said Beam Suntory east hear the chief blender of Suntory talking
DAPHNEE YOUREE
such as Glenmorangie and Laphroaig; coast American whiskey ambassador Tim about all his whiskies is pretty amazing.”
American whiskey heavyweights, including Heuisler between straight-from-the-barrel WhiskyFest returns to New York on
Jim Beam and Jack Daniel’s; and innovative pours of Knob Creek Cask Strength Rye. October 29, 2020 and closes out the year in
distillers from less-heralded whisky regions, Perhaps such enthusiasm shouldn’t come San Francisco on December 4th. Order your
like France’s Brenne and Mexico’s Sierra as a surprise, however, given the presence of tickets today at whiskyfest.com.
Old favorites and new discoveries abounded. Whisky clubs gathered for an extra-special meeting. George Dickel distiller Nicole Austin
Sierra Norte distiller Douglas French Whisky enthusiasts geared up for tasting and education. Couples found whiskies to enjoy together.
Distillations
LEAD A MORE SPIRITED LIFE
48 HOURS
Harboring Charm
Baltimore's whiskey status is on the rise
Inner Harbor
N Day One
o city shares a greater affinity
with rye whiskey than Balti-
more. Locals remained loyal to During your Baltimore stay, consider
Maryland’s Pikesville rye even anchoring yourself at one of the fine
long after the brand moved hotels near Inner Harbor. Four Seasons
to Kentucky’s Heaven Hill Distillery in 1982. and Royal Sonesta put you right on the
The city is also the epicenter for the revival water, while the Hampton Inn and Hotel
of Maryland-style rye, which is distinguished Indigo place you closer to non-harbor
by a significant portion of corn, anywhere attractions Oriole Park and the Walters Old Line Spirits
from 15% to 45% of the mashbill, giving it a Art Museum, respectively.
lighter, sweeter taste. Its reemergence is a Wherever you stay, you’ll want to seek out central business district until midnight on
proper in at least half a century and is released other reasonably priced drams, some starting Ward Distilling Company in nearby Freder-
in batches throughout the year, only at the at just $5. The barbecue includes a brisket ick is mixed with Catoctin Creek rye (from
distillery. Other spirits on offer include gins, rubbed with local favorite Zeke’s Coffee, neighboring Virginia), Chapman’s apple
apple brandy, a trio of amari, and more. The and bourbon-glazed St. Louis pork ribs. Since brandy (made in D.C.), and Don Ciccio & Figli
tasting room is open Wednesday to Saturday you’re in the northern part of the city, hit up finochietto for the Home by Toni Morrison.
from noon to 8 p.m., and Sunday from noon to The Wine Source, about a five-minute drive Finish your night with drinks near the
6 p.m. Free tours are available every hour on away, touted for its overall selection of spirits, harbor, where a number of bars offer plenty
Saturdays from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m., with a cocktail wine, and beer and knowledgeable staff. of great whisky, like Barfly’s list of more than
program on the horizon. “To our mind, we’re Fueled up on barbecue, grab a rideshare to 400. The Elk Room puts a modern spin on the
creating the spirit that Baltimore deserves and Old Line Spirits, where two Navy vets are speakeasy concept with a scannable cocktail
one it can be proud of,” Lents says. making American single malt and sourcing soundtrack. And the plainly named Rye—its
Blue Pit BBQ & Whiskey Bar is less than Caribbean rum. The Ready Room doubles as neon sign a beacon for whiskey-seeking night
Day Two
Begin your second day by fueling up at Blue
Moon Café, known for serving a hearty
breakfast with a rock and roll attitude, or
HandleBar Café, a bike shop and eatery
where you and your wheels can get a fix.
Feeling revived, it’s time to pay a visit to
Sagamore Spirit, the biggest kid on the
The Elk Room Baltimore distilling block, with a shiny new
distillery that opened in the Port Covington
neighborhood in 2017. “Our mission is to
inspire a global passion for Maryland rye
whiskey, and we built our Baltimore distillery
to do just that,” President Brian Treacy says.
Tour the 22,000-square-foot facility Sunday
through Tuesday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. or Wednes-
day to Saturday 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. for $15 and
taste the range of rye whiskeys on offer, from
Signature and Cask Strength to one of the
cask-finished products. The brand started
sourcing rye exclusively from Indiana’s MGP
in 2012, barreling its own distillate upon
opening the distillery in early 2017. Sagamore
is waiting for its stocks to age at least 4 years
before blending into the four core products.
You won’t have to go far for lunch, as the
Sagamore property has its own restaurant,
Rye Street Tavern, opposite the stillhouse
and adjacent to the visitor center. The menu
Sagamore Pendry Baltimore Hotel skews Southern (gumbo, fried chicken, shrimp
and grits), with all cocktails priced at $15.
If that’s not enough, Sagamore owner and
Under Armour founder Kevin Plank, a Mary-
land native, intends to further develop the
Port Covington area with new offices, homes,
stores, restaurants, and parks on 160 acres of
Sagamore-owned property, targeting comple-
tion of the first phase by 2022.
TASTING LESSON
Fresh Baked
Tasting Lesson is a drink hack to help sponsible for the complex aromas and flavors and toasty notes. Malty notes from maltol, 2–
you better identify common whisky of baked goods that often span sweetness, and 3–methyl butanal and other compounds,
flavors and their origins cereal notes, toast, and spices. buttery or butterscotch flavors from diacetyl,
As with bread, the cereal variety weighs vanilla notes from vanillin, and coconut fla-
Cinnamon bread, silky texture, vanilla extract, cocoa reminisce about licking a spoon thick with
toasted oak, rich sweetness cake or cookie batter; satisfying and comfort-
chocolate
ing tasting experiences that leave you hungry
for more.
BREAD WINNERS: Delicious whiskies that smell fresh from the oven —Jonny McCormick
FRIENDS
W HI S KY + A BS I N THE
Beyond the
Sazerac
A
bsinthe is known to whiskey drinkers
for the distinctive anise flavor it lends
to a classic Sazerac cocktail, which
blends the botanical green spirit with rye
whiskey, Peychaud’s bitters, and sugar. “It’s
not really meant to make a big, complicated
cocktail as much as it is just dressing up that
little bit of whiskey in the glass,” says Brent
Rosen, president of the Museum of the Ameri-
can Cocktail in New Orleans. Like a flower on
a lapel, a little absinthe adds a lot of flair.
Traditionally made from wormwood—a
plant that contains the mind-altering sub-
stance thujone—absinthe gained a notably
naughty reputation; it was (largely spuriously)
blamed for a litany of social ills, and banned
in the U.S. and much of Europe by the early
1900s. Sazerac drinkers made do with Herb-
saint, a legal anise-flavored liqueur. And, even
with absinthe legalized in the U.S. since 2007,
Herbsaint remains a popular substitute.
Rye isn’t the only whiskey that stands up
well to absinthe’s potent flavor, however.
“Bourbon, with its sweetness, its kind of cara-
mel flavor, can take some herbal notes, which
you get from the anise,” says Erik Adkins, bar
director at San Francisco’s Hard Water. And
while absinthe is a powerful spirit on its own,
it adds a lovely accent when used sparingly in A little absinthe adds a lot of
a whiskey cocktail. "It seems to just open up flair to whiskey cocktails like
flavors," says Joe Tangney, bartender at Bayou the Cocktail à la Louisiane.
Bar in New Orleans. —Zak Kostro
Sazerac 1 1⁄2 oz. rye 1⁄4oz. 1 sugar 3 dashes lemon peel Muddle sugar and bitters. Add rye,
whiskey absinthe cube Peychaud’s for garnish stir with ice. Strain into chilled Old-
or bitters Fashioned glass rinsed with absinthe
Herbsaint or Herbsaint. Garnish with expressed
JEFF HARRIS / DRINK STYLING: TYNA HOANG
lemon twist.
Improved 2 oz. 1 dash 1 sugar 1 barspoon 2 dashes lemon twist Muddle sugar, maraschino, bitters, and
Whiskey Cocktail bourbon absinthe cube maraschino Angostura for garnish absinthe. Add whiskey, stir with ice.
Adapted from Jerry or rye liqueur bitters Garnish with expressed lemon twist.
Thomas’s Bar-Tender’s Guide
WHISKY WITH...
Arguably, a good fermented
dill offers the greatest flavor
complexity among pickles. On the
pairing front, any number of modern
American single malt whiskeys prove an
excellent partner for this traditional pickle,
brawnier than their Scottish counterparts
and often with a woody reticence that suits
them more to sour flavors than their bourbon
Bread and Butter Pickles with Sour (Fermented) Dills with Garlic Dills with Bowmore
Jameson Black Barrel Stranahan’s Diamond Peak 12 year old
The “twice charred” vanilla-y The contrast of dry, oaky malt and The naturally briny nature of the
sweetness and body complement sour fermented flavors proves a Islay whisky combines superbly
the sweetness of the pickle while stellar marriage, one made even with the pickle, and the garlic and
also taming whatever sugary over- better with a cube or two of ice. smoke provide further compatible
load it may offer. complexity.
SPIRIT GUIDE
an initial burst of borrowed flavor. All this is good news for the whisky rich with vanilla and cigar.
All of this is to say that if you’ve walked drinker looking to expand their repertoire IF YOU LIKE Irish blended whiskey
briskly through your liquor store’s rum aisles of well-aged spirits. Because no matter your TRY Santa Teresa 1796 40% • $45
en route to the whisky, you might want to preference in whisky, there’s a reasonably This Venezuelan rum is like a cocktail, with a
slow your step and scope out a few bottles. good chance you’ll find an aged rum to match creamy texture on entry, followed by mocha
When exploring rum, it’s good to remem- your palate. and root beer, and capped with a strikingly
ber that this is a spirit category that knows —Wayne Curtis dry finish.
Brut Force
¾ oz. Giffard crème de banane
½ oz. Lustau oloroso sherry
½ oz. lemon juice
½ oz. rich demerara syrup (recipe below)
3 oz. brut champagne
The fizz of champagne makes whisky Lemon twist for garnish
flavors pop in these decadent drinks Rinse a stemmed red wine glass with
Talisker. Add all other ingredients, except
champagne, to a shaker, add ice, and shake.
Pour into the rinsed glass and top with cham-
pagne. Garnish with lemon twist.
Rich Demerara Syrup
C
1 cup demerara sugar
hampagne features in some of the finest classic cocktails, like the French 75 and
½ cup water
the eponymous Champagne Cocktail. Whisky, however, has rarely been part of
such spirited liaisons. Modern bartenders have discovered that the bright acidity Combine sugar and water in a saucepan.
of champagne plays well with whiskies, and “the yeast build in the champagne bal- Place over medium heat and whisk constant-
ances the sweetness found in whisky,” explains bar consultant and educator Tiffanie Barriere, ly until sugar is dissolved. Let syrup cool and
aka The Drinking Coach. So, uncork some bubbles and add effervescence to your whisky. transfer into a bottle. Store refrigerated for
up to six weeks.
Irish Rover
Created by Adam Robinson, owner of Dead-
Royal St. Rye Cocktail
Combine the first six ingredients in a shaker.
shot, Portland, Oregon Add ice and shake until cold. Add champagne Created by Lu Brow, head bartender at Bren-
“The floral notes of the chamomile syrup to the shaker, then strain into an ice-filled nan’s, New Orleans, Louisiana
complement the robust Irish whiskey, while double Old-Fashioned glass. Spritz the “This beautiful cocktail is approachable
the bright acidity of the sparkling wine along surface with peated scotch and garnish with because it’s not overly strong or sweet,” says
with the lemon juice makes for a very well- lemon slice. Brow, who recommends serving it as an
balanced cocktail,” Robinson says. aperitif.
April Showers
Created by bar consultant and educator Tif-
fanie Barriere, aka The Drinking Coach
A play on the Seelbach cocktail, with cham-
pagne acting to balance sweet vanilla syrup.
“The bourbon adds the right amount of spice,
while the vanilla curves well through the dry-
ness of the brut,” Barriere says.
1 ½ oz. Maker’s Mark (or other wheated
bourbon)
½ oz. butterfly pea-infused vanilla syrup
(recipe below)
¼ oz. oloroso sherry
4 dashes Angostura bitters
1 oz. brut champagne
Baby’s breath for garnish (optional)
Combine first four ingredients in a shaker.
Add ice and shake until cold. Strain into a
coupe and top with champagne. Garnish with
baby’s breath.
Butterfly Pea-Infused Vanilla Syrup
1 cup water
½ cup sugar
3-4 butterfly pea buds (amazon.com)
1 vanilla bean, halved
Combine all ingredients in a saucepan and
bring to a low simmer. Once the liquid turns
purplish-blue in color, remove from heat and
JEFF HARRIS / DRINK STYLING: TYNA HOANG; CORK: ISTOCK
Pop a Couple of These 91 Lanson Brut 91 Moët & 90 Pol Roger 90 Pommery 90 Veuve
Champagne Chandon Brut Brut Champagne Brut Champagne Clicquot Brut
Kicking off, or finishing, a bottle of champagne
Black Label NV Champagne Réserve NV Royal NV Champagne NV
by mixing a cocktail can add a tasty twist to
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the experience. While we don’t suggest mixing
Bright, accessible $40 Flavors of Fresh accents of Fresh and lightly
the finest vintage champagne or tête de cuvée
version, with Grilled nut nectarine, pink spring blossom toasty, with
in a cocktail, these solid-scoring and afford-
well-cut citrus meets flavors of grapefruit pith, and chalk; ripe red- snappy acidity;
able non-vintage selec-
acidity; flavors Asian pear and oyster shell, and currant and pine- flavors of white
tions, as reviewed by Wine
of grainy green preserved lemon; ground ginger apple fruit; framed cherry, pickled
Spectator senior editor
pear and ripe creamy, driven by ride a creamy by racy acidity and ginger, and Mar-
Alison Napjus, make good
raspberry. refreshing acidity. mousse. zesty mousse. cona almond.
candidates.
BARS
Rising Sun ($40, for Toki, Hibiki Harmony,
and Yamazaki 12 year old) and Round of 18
($99, for three 18 year old whiskies includ-
ing Glenmorangie, Macallan Triple Cask,
and Bowmore Manzanilla Cask The Vintners
Trilogy). The menu includes Puck’s signature
dishes alongside specialty whisky cocktails,
like Good Ol’ Wolf (house-infused “brown
butter” Knob Creek, pear nectar, spiced burnt
orange syrup) and Hipster’s Paradise (Book-
er’s, Sandeman Don Fino sherry, Cointreau,
chocolate bitters). theborgata.com
Rare Steakhouse
Encore Boston Harbor, Mass.
Opened in June 2019, this steakhouse flaunts
Whiskey Down offers a a high-end whisky list of about five-dozen
great selection of whiskies labels, including several Pappy Van Winkles,
in a relaxed atmosphere. Macallans, Highland Parks, and Japanese
whiskies including
Yamazaki, Hibiki, and
Nikka Taketsuru. There’s a
Biloxi, Miss. Puck’s Atlantic City outpost celebrates whisky fans can select from Pappy Van Winkle 23 year
Even for this high-end prime steakhouse with nearly 60 scotch, Irish, Canadian, Ameri- old, a single-barrel bottled in bond E.H. Tay-
chain its beachfront location goes above and can, and Japanese bottlings. Themed flights lor, Jr. , and single-barrel W.L. Weller.
beyond. About 75 whiskies from around the of three one-ounce pours include Land of the emerilsrestaurants.com —Larry Olmsted
ICON
I
n liquor and in life, Matt Rehwoldt via his YouTube channel Barrel and a can of Diet
is all about balance. and social media accounts I C O N I N S I D E R Coke, sipping then chasing.
“To me, balance is key to just that combine his passions, “And I would do that every
WHO Matt Rehwoldt,
everything you do, whether it’s aptly titled Wrestling With other night,” he says. “Until
aka WWE’s Aiden English
fitness, whether it’s work,” he says, Whiskey. I didn’t need the chaser.
sipping a glass of bourbon at The “I thought the only reason INSTAGRAM HANDLES Then, eventually, I was sip-
@WrestlingWithWhiskey;
Shanty, New York Distilling Co.’s adjoining I would ever have any suc- ping whisky neat and then
@DramaKingWWE
cocktail bar. “I try to be balanced in everything cess was because of the I started trying different
I can because I think that’s where peace lies wrestling stuff,” he says. But FAVORITE STYLES things.”
Bourbon and rye
and understanding lies. While passion might in the two-plus years since From there, Rehwoldt be-
lie in the extremes, so does trouble.” starting Wrestling With HOME BAR FIXTURES gan honing his tasting skills,
For a guy with multiple pursuits, and Whiskey, Rehwoldt has seen Knob Creek Single Barrel, reading whisky books, and
Evan Williams Bottled in
personas, it’s an appropriate mantra. World his knowledge and fan base studying maturation and dis-
Bond, Eagle Rare
Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) fans know expand. “It’s the first thing tillation. About six to eight
Rehwoldt better as Aiden English, aka The I’ve been truly interested in SLEEPER SHOPPING CITIES months later, he launched
Sioux Falls, S.D.; Hartford
Drama King, antagonistic wrestler turned actively pursuing outside Wrestling With Whiskey in
Conn.
sharp-dressed announcer. The whisky world of wrestling since I was 18. 2017. “I’m so used to trying
is getting to know the bearded Chicagoan It’s fun to have something I HOW HE DRINKS “There to have a social media brand
are some things that benefit
actually want to delve into and presence, I was like,
from water, but I don’t care if
and do homework on.” ‘Well if I’m really getting
Matt Rehwoldt's alter ego: it’s 150 proof. I want to know
And part of the work for what it’s like as it is.”
into this hobby, let’s delve
WWE wrestler and announcer
Aiden English, The Drama King. Rehwoldt is maintaining into it in that platform as
balance. Whisky tasting nev- well,’” he says.
er gets in the way of his WWE duties, which Rehwoldt has been ramping up his whisky
often require traveling to arena shows across activity ever since, especially with his transi-
the country (he has a special foam-lined tion to color commentary for WWE’s cruiser-
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Pelican case for taking his tasting to-go). Nor weight show “205 Live” in 2019 lessening his
does it deter his commitment to the fitness time on the road. “I’m home a bit more often
required for the extreme physical demands of so now I can do Wrestling With Whiskey
professional wrestling. He frequently advises with a little bit more regularity and a little bit
his followers with the catchphrase “Earn more attention,” he says. That has included
Your Bourbon,” encouraging others with a move to subscription content platform
instructional workout videos. Patreon, the creation of Earn Your Bourbon
“I never imagined incorporating fitness merchandise, and live events in Chicago.
into my bourbon hobby, but I actually am As Rehwoldt’s online work becomes more
kind of proud of it,” he says. “One of the main robust, it’s clear he loves sharing the joy of
reasons I started it was to promote the idea whiskey with his viewers, and even his fellow
of responsible appreciation and enjoyment, WWE stars (“Sheamus, he loves Irish whis-
because drinking is not just about drinking. key,” he says of Stephen Farrelly).
It’s about enjoying.” Much like learning and practicing a new
It’s clear that Rehwoldt enjoys whisky, in-ring maneuver, Rehwoldt is pushing him-
primarily bourbon and rye, and discussing it, self and his repertoire of spirits outside the
though that wasn’t always the case. While his ring. “As much as I love bourbon and Ameri-
dad was a scotch drinker, it wasn’t until seeing can whiskey and I think that will always be
characters on “Mad Men” sip whisky neat my heart, I want to be a well-rounded spirits
that he thought about developing a taste for it. persona.” As always, it comes back to balance.
He started with a bottle of Knob Creek Single —Ted Simmons
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But Is It Whiskey?
by CHARLES K. COWDERY
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hiskey labels are might harm whiskey’s overall image, which ally include less and younger whiskey than
prohibited from using relies so much on the aura of authenticity. the pure products, so they can relieve supply
the expression “pure Part of this is regulatory. After Prohibi- pressure when well-aged whiskey is scarce.
whiskey,” but I am not tion, mature whiskey was in short supply, but Some of these new products are very
so constrained. What people wanted whiskey, so rules were written innovative. I like that. Innovation is good.
I call pure whiskey is distillate made from to allow many products to be labeled as such. Complementing whiskey with other flavors
a mash of grain, distilled below neutrality, Whiskey was defined as I outlined above; has been a key driver in the cocktail boom,
and matured in oak, specifically oak contain- variations required a modifier. Blended whis- so why not bottle it? Unlike vodka, whiskey
ers untouched by anything except whiskey. key made in the U.S. can be up to 80% neutral contributes both alcohol and flavor to
Everything else is something else. spirit, i.e., vodka. (For imported blends, their a drink.
With the massive success of products country of origin’s rules apply.) Spirit whiskey To succeed in the marketplace, you need a
such as Jack Daniel’s Honey and Sazerac’s can be up to 95% vodka. Flavored whiskey is good product and a good story. Most people
Fireball, we’ve seen a lot of these something- whiskey to which flavors have been added. would prefer the story be true. Policing that
elses recently. They’re commonly referred Whiskey that has touched wood in any form is up to all of us. “Truth Well Told” is the
to as flavored whiskey, even though few are other than its original barrel, or a secondary longtime motto of McCann, an advertising
classified as such by the U.S. Department barrel of the same type, is a whiskey specialty. agency. It should guide everyone who is into
of Treasury’s Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Spirit whiskey is an abomination that whiskey. The “well told” part lends itself to
Trade Bureau (TTB). should be stricken from the books. The rest creativity, but you must start with truth.
They range from whiskeys that have spent
time finishing in other casks to sweetened
liqueurs, and everything in between. More Some of these new products are very innovative.
and more bourbons are finished in barrels
that previously held something other than
I like that. Innovation is good. Complementing
whiskey, which in turn makes them some- whiskey with other flavors has been a key driver
thing other than bourbon. A feature article
about this subject appears on page 85.
in the cocktail boom, so why not bottle it?
The marketplace can be messy. Clear delin-
eations as to a whiskey’s type can be elusive. are a closer call. If you like Fireball you prob- Distillers and bottlers who exploit ambigu-
Many scotches are matured in barrels that ably are not reading this magazine, but Fire- ity in the regulations to deliberately mislead
have been seasoned first with sherry. The ball drinkers have as much right to like what consumers may help themselves in the short-
use of sherried barrels which impart flavor is they like as we do. The fact that they think term, but if their product doesn’t deliver on
a traditional practice in Scotland; however, they are drinking whiskey may even tempt their brand promise, they won’t last long. I
I wouldn’t dare call Macallan a flavored whis- them to try a more whiskey-forward drink at am happy to speed that process by calling
ky for their use of sherry barrels. The use of some point, and that’s good for whiskey. them out.
peated malt is another example of a tradi- Often the challenge is to educate without This problem won’t be solved because it
tional scotch flavoring. But tradition aside, is insulting the person you’re trying to en- isn’t a problem. When whiskey was in the
PORTRAIT: JOE MCKENDRY
flavoring whiskey with coffee or cherry juice lighten. doldrums, 40 years ago, many worried it was
so different? All these products, no matter how loaded dying because it was old and tired, stuck in
Whiskey is hot right now, so many bever- up they are with neutral spirits, flavorings, the past. It wasn’t attracting young drink-
age marketers will push the rules to put the or sweeteners, contain at least some actual ers and would die out when the last current
word “whiskey” on their labels. One can whiskey. Most of the companies make pure whiskey drinkers did. So while purists may
generally have a live-and-let-live attitude whiskey too. The money all goes into the pine for “pure whiskey” at least no one is
about these products and still worry that they same pockets. The flavored products gener- worried about that now.
Little Boxes
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by JONNY MCCORMICK
hen the Scotch Whisky Outside of champagne, the world’s greatest follow their example. On a recent visit to a
Industry Environmental wines are not sold in individual boxes, yet a well-stocked wine and spirits store in Nash-
Strategy was first premium product like whisky is coddled in ville, the ample number of unboxed Tennes-
published in 2009, the heavy, custom-molded glass bottles with see whiskeys and bourbons on the shelves
Scotch Whisky Associa- elaborate stoppers, mounted into bespoke impressed me greatly. But in the current race
tion (SWA) outlined targets for its members wooden boxes and slipped into a protective for premiumization, I fear American whiskey
to achieve by 2020 and 2050. Judging from cocoon of Styrofoam and reinforced card- is vulnerable to the lure of premium packag-
the regular SWA updates, a lot of progress board. The issue with the conveyer belt of ing as distillers strive to convey their luxury
has been made already. Years before 2020, new premium whiskies aimed squarely at credentials to attract discerning drinkers and
the industry had already surpassed its target collectors is that many are never opened and astute collectors. Collectible whiskeys such
of using recycled materials in over 40% of never consumed, and the only thing recycled as Parker’s Heritage Collection, Buffalo Trace
packaging, a 10% improvement in water is their ownership through the auction house. Antique Collection, and limited-edition Four
efficiency, and using non-fossil fuels for a If we’re not careful, we risk becoming depen- Roses all remain admiringly box-free, but one
fifth of its primary energy needs. For packag- dent on extravagant packaging for our value look at the shelves will show you how this
ing weight, the stated goal was a reduction by judgments about Scotch whisky. Innovations phenomenon is stealthily creeping into cer-
an average of 10%, the equivalent of making that reduce packaging weight need to be tain American whiskey ranges.
every case around 1 ½ pounds lighter. But for balanced against expectations of prestige, “Little Boxes,” the protest song that inspires
this particular weighty 2020 objective, it’s status, and durability. Glass bottles can be non-conformity by Malvina Reynolds and
not just that the pounds aren’t falling off fast made lighter yet resilient enough to with- made famous by Pete Seeger, acts as a rallying
enough, they’ve actually become heavier by stand the rigors of global export, but with cry for breaking out of life’s perpetual cycles.
2.4% since 2012. glass, you can only go so far. Bartenders pre- We know younger consumers are choosing to
Over 1.2 billion bottles of scotch are ex-
ported from Scotland every year, the equiva-
lent of 41 bottles per second. Nearly all scotch I doubt many of us would forego buying a favorite sipper
exported to the U.S. leaves England’s deep- if we discovered that it no longer came in a box. What if
sea ports in shipping containers to cross the
Atlantic, although some single malt ship- that box was optional, or available for a few extra dollars?
ments were hastily air freighted to the U.S. to
beat the introduction of last October’s trade fer to display their selection of bottles to their drink less, and their greater environmental
tariffs. Shipping whisky by sea creates fewer clientele, not slip them out of sight into consciousness means they are looking to
greenhouse gas emissions than flying pallets boxes, so the superfluous cartons go straight brands to provide them with experiences that
of whisky around in cargo aircraft, but below into the trash or recycling. I doubt many of us align with their beliefs, including a shift to
the surface, there is still plenty of work to do would forego buying a favorite sipper if we companies who put sustainability and envi-
to improve the sustainability of the ocean discovered that it no longer came in a box. ronmental responsibility first. Later this year,
freight industry. Heavier, bulkier cargo in- What if that box was optional, or available for we will discover whether the SWA has met
creases the costs and greenhouse gas emis- a few extra dollars? We have yet to see a every one of its 2020 environmental targets,
PORTRAIT: JOE MCKENDRY
sions associated with transportation, major brand of scotch lead with a commit- but with so much progress made to date, it
underlining why it’s an important issue for ment to ditching boxes and cartons as a show would be regrettable if the vogue of consum-
both whisky producers and drinkers alike. So of strength, but we live in hope. ers was the reason behind why the packaging
why is this issue getting worse rather than Comparatively speaking, scotch has the weight-reduction target has slid further be-
better? The main driver, according to the furthest to go in terms of unboxing, but when yond reach than when they began. Because if
SWA, is the consumer trend for more pre- scotch sets the standard, other nations, espe- consumer demand is the problem, isn’t it time
mium products. cially those making world whiskies, often we started demanding something else?
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by STEPHEN BEAUMONT
here bars are concerned, Which is not to suggest that the Oud Arse- self-evident. For a new generation of bever-
I consider myself to be a naal is filled with Barcaloungers or that the age-room owners, apparently it is not.
bit of an aficionado. Toronado professes a spa-like ambiance. No, Principally, I speak here of the wave of
I can’t say when I first here I am talking more about a level of comfort brewery taprooms and distillery tasting
visited one, but I can befitting a good bar, such as stools and chairs a rooms-cum-cocktail bars that has swept
report that by my late teens, I was a more-or- person might actually enjoy sitting upon, a across most of North America over the past
less regular at the Duke of Bedford, the faux- bartop that’s not so high the average drinker few years. I’ve visited more than my fair
British pub that my friends and I would has to stretch to get an elbow on it, and tables share of them, and even discounting the
frequent after and sometimes during school. sturdy enough that there’s no need to worry certain sameness that many possess—indus-
The Duke wasn’t much to look at, but it was about losing your drink even in the middle of a trial chic, exposed building materials, sparse
convenient, friendly, and perhaps most decoration—it seems to me that many
importantly, comfortable. are a wee bit too dependent on the
It’s been more than a couple of de- novelty of drinking in a production
cades since those halcyon days of space to keep butts in the seats.
drinking at the Duke, but since then I You know those metal barstools with
have been fortunate enough to visit the hand-hold slot in the center of the
literally hundreds of bars, pubs, cafés, seat? Of course you do, because they are
and taverns, all over the world. And as ubiquitous as they are uncomfort-
among a certain class of such premises, able. And their metal chair equivalents,
call them the hip or fashionable spots, or perhaps even worse, plastic garden
that final element—comfort—seems to chairs? Yep, those too are pretty much
be a vanishing attribute. everywhere, and universally unpleasant
Which is not to say that I’m an en- to use. Clunky glassware, drafty con-
thusiastic patron of only the poshest of fines, and unyielding concrete floor-
watering holes. I am not. In fact, three ing—pick two of the three and chances
of my favorite bars—San Francisco’s are you’ll find them at your local tap-
Toronado, the Oud Arsenaal in Ant- room or tasting bar.
werp, and FrangÓ in São Paulo, Bra- I realize, of course, why these places
zil—are hardly places that could be are built this way: it’s cheap and, when
described as upscale. They, and many Antwerp’s comfortable Oud extra production space is required, such
Arsenaal begs one to linger.
other bars I enjoy, are best described furniture is easily stacked and stored.
as ‘basic,’ or perhaps more generously But with a growing number of brewer-
‘rustic,’ although definitely a step up from heated discussion. The atmosphere should be ies and distilleries increasingly reliant upon
‘dive-y.’ ‘Elegant,’ they are not. casual and welcoming, and designed in a way in-house sales to make ends meet, I wonder if
The thing that endears them to me are that demonstrates an appreciation of the real- it might also be somewhat short-sighted.
some of the same attributes I enjoyed at the ity that, while drink selection matters, ambi- Because right now brewery and distillery
Duke, although being scattered around the ance and vibe matter even more. bars are largely novelties, and draw good
world as they are, convenience is much less In short, a place where, as my wife likes to crowds for precisely that reason. But like all
a factor. And to be honest, neither is friend- put it, you can get easily ‘stuck in.’ novelties, eventually this will wear off and
liness, necessarily, since at least one of my To someone like myself, who has been these businesses will need to come up with
BETH DRUCE
favorites is renowned for its grumpy bar- drinking in bars for a good while, has had a new ideas to keep their premises full. I would
tenders. But comfort, well, they all boast hand in designing a few, and even was for a suggest that catering at least a bit to the com-
that in spades. time a part-owner of one, this is all pretty fort of guests is a very good place to start.
“T
HE TERM ‘FLIPPER’ SOUNDS SO BAD,”
Paul H.* groans after I casually refer to him as
such. As the midday sun streams in through his
kitchen window, he leans back against a folding
table that’s overflowing with whiskey-shipping
supplies, running a hand through his bed-head
hair. “I sell high-end whiskey as a middleman,” he
clarifies. My eyes drift to ogle another table full of
enviable whiskies—Hirsch Select 25, Sazerac 18, and
Hibiki 21 year olds. Paul’s makeshift processing
center is not what you’d call tidy. Children’s books,
plastic bags, and crumpled cash fill the occasional
voids between the rare bottles packed upon the
stained table.
“But I never feel bad about selling whiskey,” Paul
admits. “It’s like walking into a store, seeing ten lotto
tickets, one of which is a winner, and taking any of
the nine losers. You don’t leave winners on the
shelves. I’m not ruining whiskey. I’m not the reason
people can’t get Van Winkle. I’m one f******* person.
I don’t have that much power.”
I’m in Paul’s home, just outside New York City. We
connected with each other via a Facebook bourbon
group and I’ve come, as agreed, with cash to buy a
store-pick Four Roses Single Barrel. Downstairs in
his ramshackle basement, Paul’s bunker of 300-plus
bottles is divided between two shelving units, one
containing every coveted bourbon and rye you’ve
dreamt of owning and the other containing rare
scotch—holy grail whiskies like Brora 25 and 37 year
olds—and Japanese whisky, including Yamazaki
Mizunara Oak from 1984. These are the same
whiskies that appear in glossy international string of questions surrounding his sourcing blame the allocation system of control states;
auction catalogs. Paul yanks out various bot- of vintage whiskeys. His suspicion aroused, I blame the distillers for poor allotment of lim-
tles he calls “fire,” including Willett 12 year tell him I’m both a whiskey lover and a jour- ited releases; blame the likes of the Wall Street
old, 2007 Hirsch, and 2006 Van Winkle. nalist investigating the state of the bourbon Journal and other media outlets for declaring
“There used to be a lot more,” Paul gestures secondary market. “I don’t know how I feel that bourbon was a winning investment that
to his prized collection. “But a lot of it was about being included,” replies Paul. would only appreciate in value. One fact was
sold to buy this house.” Up until the fall of 2019, the bourbon sec- crystalline: the bourbon secondary market had
For all his proclamations to the contrary, ondary market was a seemingly unstoppable reached fever pitch.
most whiskey lovers would call Paul a flipper. wave. Some groups on Facebook dedicated to
He doesn’t drink. He doesn’t have another reselling bourbon had surpassed 50,000 mem- Skirting the Rules
As I continued to uncover and gain acceptance
in more Facebook groups, the bourbon
For all his proclamations to the contrary, most whiskey lovers secondary tsunami made landfall. All hell
broke loose. eBay started yanking down
would call Paul a flipper. He doesn’t drink. He doesn’t have “Blanton’s topper, sealed!” posts, knowing full
another job. He sells and ships 30 bottles “in a good week.” well they were illicit sales of unopened bottles.
Facebook began feverishly shutting down
groups, especially those with obvious names,
job. He sells and ships 30 bottles “in a good bers, turning the social network into a venera- like Bourbon Secondary Market. I had just
week.” He boasts that he can get you any ble bazaar, rife with unicorn bottles rarely been accepted into one group and was smack
bottle you want within 24 hours—any bottle. glimpsed in the wild. Unfathomable pricing in the middle of making my first purchase
He claims he’s the first call most retailers abounded, largely propagated by instaflippers: when the page simply disappeared as I typed,
make when their allotment of allocated whis- people who brazenly post snapshots of bottles obliterated by Facebook’s watchdogs. Their
keys arrives. He has spent fifteen hours a day for sale from the driver’s seat of their car, assault on the secondary market groups was
driving around, hitting up scores of liquor listing them at inflated prices before they’ve met with equal parts ire and panic from the
stores across multiple states. He’s braggado- even left the store parking lot. Oftentimes the besieged denizens. Complaints and rebukes
cious until pressed on the intimate details of bottles were snapped up within minutes by toward the social media platform and Mark
his operation. “Man, you’re not the IRS, eager buyers. Blame the taters (slang for a Zuckerberg himself ran the gamut from witty
right?” he nervously chuckles in reply to my whiskey drinker with more money than taste); GIFs to churlish name-calling.
VAN WINKLE SPECIAL RESERVE W. L. WELLER 12 YEAR OLD BLANTON’S SINGLE BARREL OLD FITZGERALD 15 YEAR OLD
12 YEAR OLD BOURBON BOURBON BOURBON BOTTLED IN BOND BOURBON
(LOT B) $99 MSRP $60 MSRP $150 MSRP (Fall 2019 Release)
$80 MSRP $150 Secondary Market Price $120+ Secondary Market Price $300 Secondary Market Price
$525 Secondary Market Price The potential margins on this Depending on the date it was This decadent wheated sipper
The poster child for whiskey bottle are generous and, given the dumped from the barrel, as stated from Heaven Hill is its oldest
flipping due to its rarity and high scattered national allocation, on the label, this whiskey’s prices release yet, contributing to high
demand. The prevalence of people in some regions where it can fluctuate immensely. People demand on the secondary market.
counterfeits often requires isn’t distributed will pay as much searching for specific dates to Semi-annual releases create more
multiple photos, showcasing fill as $200. commemorate anniversaries or opportunities to buy, but also
level, laser code, and foil seals. birthdates will pay $300 or more. seem to increase demand.
groups were freaking out because I hit 5,000 Antique Collection, sometimes at ludicrous that Pappy Van Winkle was the hardest bour-
members very quickly. They were concerned prices. Bottles of Weller Antique picked up bon to find. I started thinking that I’ve got
the whole market would explode and every- for $30 were tossed out like chum for $299 time and the internet; I can turn a cat into a
one would lose,” Powell says. At the time it just to see if anyone might bite. As the mem- dog if I tried hard enough. So I went out to
was shuttered by Facebook last summer, his bership bourgeoned, the steady flow of avail- get all of the Van Winkle I could.” Back in
group exceeded 55,000 members. able bottles became mesmerizing, like 2011, Paul spent days hunting, coming up
The composition of Powell’s group was a watching a stock market ticker. Wait a few with several bottles of Van Winkle, all ac-
mixed bag. Profiteers mingled alongside minutes, hit refresh on your web browser, quired for $50 a pop. “I put it up on Craigslist
bourbon lovers. The big-money spenders and there’d be a dozen new options. and within a few hours, some guy calls me
shelled out top dollar for rarities like Twisted The ease of selling, buying, and trading on and wants it all at $150 per bottle. I’ve now
Spoke (made at Stitzel-Weller), red wax clo- a proven platform with an active and ad- made $1,200, more money in one day than
sure Van Winkle, 1970s Rebel Yell, and more. dicted fan base like Facebook was alluring to I’ve ever made in my life.” But Craigslist
Nascent bourbon sellers were trying to folks like Paul. “I got into whiskey for straight could be hit or miss, given the broad array of
offload anything from the Buffalo Trace profit,” he says. “My dad and I read in Maxim items for sale on the site. The efficacy of a
dedicated, captive Facebook group like Pow- Folks who’d obtained bottles at regular but after inspecting the laser code, the foil, and
ell’s would ensure Paul’s money spigot would prices years ago found profits far easier. Louis the fill level, the Van Winkle proved authentic
never stop flowing. D. had been collecting for 30 years when he and he completed the purchase.
Other sellers utilized the expanding mar- came across a known big spender willing to
ket as a double means to an end. Texan Mark shell out $35,000 for seven bottles he’d bought Ferreting Out Fakes
S. saw plenty of Weller on his local stores’ for around $100, including rare Willett 17 year Counterfeiting is trotted out by legislators
shelves and a demand for it on the secondary old, Eagle Rare 17 year old, Black Maple Hill and distillers alike as a chief reason the
market. “Stores down here use a point system bourbon, and others. This enormous upside secondary market should be shuttered. At a
based on your annual spends,” he explains. was too tempting. After checking on the buy- public roundtable last September, Preston
“If I can buy enough to up my profile to be er’s reputation within the resale community, Van Winkle of the eponymous bourbon brand
offered the big-dog bottles, and make a little Louis invited him to a face-to-face transaction. revealed to a gathered crowd that there were
money in the short-term, why shouldn’t I?” “This was my first sale and the guy FedExed a “a lot of dollars being thrown [by themselves
He works two full-time jobs, and considered bunch of cash initially to prove this was legiti- and distiller Buffalo Trace] from a legal
selling whiskey to be a side hustle over a mate, then he came down with the remainder standpoint to getting Facebook groups shut
two-year period, earning him about $5,000 in of the cash in person,” he says. down.” This came after his remark that “it’s
profit the first year and $10,000 in profit the For deals of this magnitude, people prefer to the a******* in the retail shops and on
second year. It wasn’t exactly easy money: he meet in person for obvious reasons. I spoke Craigslist that are making all that money; not
sold and shipped around 700 bottles, laying with one physician from Illinois who bought a us. First, it’s illegal. Second, there are tons of
out $23,000 to make his first $5,000. Many bottle of Van Winkle Special Reserve 12 year counterfeiters. There are countless instances
retailers now elect to maximize their own old (Lot B) for $400 off Craigslist and drove an where people are selling empty bottles on
profit by marking up their rare bottles close hour to meet the seller at a gas station. His eBay and then it reappears full.” Preston then
to the secondary-market price. concern was that it was a fraudulent bottle, continued on page 67
Speak in Circles Whiskey hunters and traders have their own lingo, including some terms
created to elude computer algorithms that could thwart online transactions.
C+S Cost plus shipping. a love of whiskey. good juice, but is it SHELF TURD A perpetuates the hype of
A seller is stating they FT For trade. really worth $500?” whiskey that has no a whiskey’s rarity. “Have
are making no profit on POOR MAN’S PAPPY secondary market value, you seen the price
a bottle. IN THE WILD An usually because it is increase on the newest
A homemade blend of
instance when a bottle retail-priced at or above release? Haha. I’ll leave
CAMP OUT The act of more affordable wheated
is found on a retail shelf its actual quality. Savvy that one for the taters.”
waiting outside a retail bourbons attempting to
rather than through a buyers pass these
store for a whiskey, private or secondary
replicate the Van Winkle UNICORN A rarely
flavor profile. bottles by, leaving them seen whiskey.
often overnight. market sale. to sit on the shelf.
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to contiguous 48 states. and Family only. This SLEEPER A whiskey A collector’s single most
that frequently offers that is underappreciated
avoids raising red flags wanted bottle. “I have a
DOLL HAIRS Dollars. rare whiskies. “I visited and sits on the shelf or
within PayPal. shelf full of unicorn
my family upstate this fails to get its due
DUSTY A vintage bottle bottles, but the hunt for
weekend and you won’t POPCORN AUCTION respect.
no longer in production, my white whale goes on.”
believe what I picked up An auction where the
sometimes found TATER Disparaging
at my favorite honey bid close is automati- YOUR LABEL The
dust-covered on shelves. term for a buyer who
hole.” cally extended to buyer provides a paid
FLIPPER One who prevent last-minute pays inflated prices for a shipping label to the
JUICE Slang for the whiskey or generally
resells whiskey purely bids, or sniping. seller. Upon receipt, the
liquid in the bottle. “It’s
for profit, as opposed to seller ships the bottle.
tossed out a disturbing kicker when asked spending big money on bourbon. counterfeiting measures than anyone else.”
how he’d handle a counterfeiter: “I’d make Of the nearly 150,000 bottles moved on Buffalo Trace declined to answer questions
him or her drink whatever rotgut they put in Bourbon Secondary Market, Powell can’t or comment for this story.
the bottle and hope it was poisonous.” estimate what percentage might have been Sealed bottles are the domain of collectors,
Kenny Coleman, host of the Bourbon Pur- illegitimate. “Potentially there are thousands but the secondary market also deals in sam-
suit podcast, who was there recording the of fakes out there, many due to the Buffalo ples for true whiskey lovers who simply want
Van Winkles’ comments for an episode, was Trace and [parent company] Sazerac employ- to try a fine whiskey without purchasing a
flabbergasted. “That put Preston in a negative ees,” he bellows, referring to “Pappygate,” a full bottle. Sellers take a 750 ml bottle and
light with the consumer market. I don’t see 2015 case involving nine individuals, includ- divide it into 100 ml samples for resale, mak-
what they were trying to accomplish in tak- ing one Buffalo Trace employee, who stole ing their authenticity a matter of pure faith.
ing down the secondary market. It’s hard to more than $100,000 worth of Pappy, Weller, “You lose the paper trail in the secondary
make a good counterfeit,” he says. and Eagle Rare. “Last year, secondary market market,” says Josh Hafer, senior manager of
For a global brand that’s been built on the policing found a refilled bottle of Pappy 23 corporate communications and community
affairs at Heaven Hill Brands. “I would be
heartbroken for someone to think they’re
Counterfeiting is trotted out by legislators and distillers alike getting a Parker’s Heritage Collection, either
as a chief reason the secondary market should be shuttered. a full bottle or a sample, and have it not be
what they were expecting it to be.”
back of infamous secondary pricing, the Van and traced the serial number back to a guy in The Long Arm of the Law
Winkles’ stance seems somewhat incongru- Elizabethtown, Kentucky who bought it off Regardless of the authenticity of the liquid,
ous. “Secondary groups are fantastic at de- Craigslist from a Buffalo Trace employee selling alcohol without a license is illegal in
WILLIAM DESHAZER
tective work,” Colwell notes. “They keep stealing the Van Winkle shrink caps. If Buf- all states. (Kentucky permits resale of vintage
databases of serial numbers and tax stamps falo Trace wants to say they’re the reason the bottles under certain circumstances.) Getting
and can find refill bottles from eBay and secondary market got shut down, good for caught is of little concern to most sellers. The
alert group admins.” No one has more incen- them. But they should look at how their own serious ones have adroitly ascertained how to
tive to ferret out fakes than the people employees contributed more to circumvent the system.
Distribution Tactics
The Van Winkles’ answer to desperate buyers
like Neil is they should seek out the whiskeys
at a bar. This misses the point that many bars
also acquire rare whiskeys through illegal
back channels. Michael V. owns a Baltimore
restaurant and has been collecting bourbon
for years. The bulk of the rare offerings on his
menu were purchased from secondary
market groups because “my distributor is
garbage,” says Michael. “Instead of Mr. Van
Winkle mouthing off about the market, how
about he fixes the distributor issues and talks Sellers include props with the botlle they’re selling to
to whoever in his distillery is allocating those If you’re wondering how a bar ends up avoid detection by authorities. Buyers ask to buy the
bottles? Distilleries have a responsibility to with an unexpected bottle of Pappy, the an-
help if they want to complain,” he suggests. swer may again lie with distributors. “In
baseball instead of requesting the whiskey by name.
“One of my groups shared that there are ten Kentucky, Republic National [Distributing
cases of Weller 12 down in a Texas liquor Company] distributes Sazerac products,” says Kentucky, as well as other markets, has not
store. I’ve never seen that in the wild up here. Powell. “They were allocating Van Winkle been able to keep up with demand for these
I have to beg and cajole just to get Blanton’s, products as rewards for selling cases of wine. products.”
which rarely comes.” Admittedly, distillers Sazerac found out and got upset, demanding Retailers who practice fair pricing and sell-
and other producers have limited influence that Republic base allocations on sales of ing are clamoring for a change in the distribu-
on where their products end up at retail due Sazerac products, like its popular Fireball tion model. Colwell, whose store is inside the
to the well-entrenched U.S. three-tier system cinnamon whisky,” Powell goes on to explain, new billion-dollar Hudson Yards complex,
(see page 72). “Now you have a drive-through liquor store hides the good stuff to avoid what he calls
Even for fortunate bars that do get rare moving tons of Fireball whisky minis which “Blanton’s zombies” from meandering in and
bottles directly, it’s sometimes questionable can net them a bottle of Pappy. If a bar had a snapping it up for the reasonable $65 that he
charges.
His most important call of the year is in the
“It gives me great pain to know these bottles are being poured fall when he’s trying to get allocated prod-
ucts. “Everyone in the city dials up Empire
down the drain. We’d prefer to educate the public that this is Distributors and we’re all trying to get
—Captain Jamie Jones, Pennsylvania State Police
illegal so it stops altogether.” Bureau of Liquor Control Enforcement
through. I spent an hour on hold last year and
when someone picked up, they claimed they
couldn’t hear me and told me to call back and
whether the bottle will ever reach the back- Fireball machine, they’d have more Sazerac hung up,” Colwell says. “I’m one guy trying to
bar. There’s too much risk: staff might over- sales than another bar moving the right prod- place my order and I couldn’t get anything.
pour, drink it themselves, or steal it. So the ucts. These places didn’t have a need for it, so Other stores in the city are using relatives in
bar owner might decide to get rid of it at the out the back door it went and the owners and other countries, armed with their account
point of sale. “Sales reps from the distributor sales reps got a huge profit.” When contacted code, to have 40 chances to get through and
would call me saying they’d convinced a bar about these allegations, Buffalo Trace and get it ordered. That’s not how it should be.”
owner that didn’t normally get Pappy to sell Sazerac declined to comment. Republic Na- Other retailers play the hand they’re dealt
them back a Pappy 23 for $800,” says Powell. tional declined to answer direct questions, and attempt to reap the market price. “If
“The sales reps would then sell it to me for but stated, “The demand for bourbon has you’re willing to pay $700 for a Weller Full
$1,500 and I’d put it on the secondary market reached all-time highs in the United States Proof, why not have that money come to me?”
and take a cut.” and around the world. Unfortunately posits Mark B., owner of an East Coast liquor
I Find Weller
know I’ll have buyers no matter what.” justify increasing the price of a $100 bottle to
Counter to the Van Winkle response, some $500 because you need customer loyalty. The
whiskey makers embrace the secondary mar- Van Winkles and the other manufacturers
(or Pappy, or
ket. “You can’t fight the marketplace,” says should work with distributors to find the bad
Ken Lewis, owner and founder of New Riff actors out there.” To their credit, the Van
in My State?
it’s flattering to see who we’re alongside.” increases for themselves despite the second-
Plus, Lewis believes there’s marketing data to ary market escalation. Some of the rarest
be found there. “We look at what appears—al- Buffalo Trace bottles, including 1980, 1982,
most exclusively single barrels—and note and 1983 vintages under the O.F.C. label, went
I
we’ll need to make some more single barrels straight to auctions when released in 2016,
and not all bottled in bond when we launch a raising $1.2 million for a host of charities f you’ve ever looked with envy at a
new product in a few years’ time. However, it including cancer services, animal rights, and photo of a faraway liquor store,
would be anathema to price New Riff at what military veterans. In April 2018, bourbon packed with shelves full of coveted
the secondary market will bear.” bottled from Buffalo Trace’s six millionth whiskeys like Blanton’s, Four Roses
When PM Spirits launched Mic Drop, barrel only went to nonprofits to help with Limited Edition, or Weller 12 year
owner Nicolas Palazzi, who’d cut his teeth in fundraising efforts. old, and wondered why your local selec-
brandy and cognac, was blown away by how It’s impossible to separate the secondary tion appears so bleak in comparison, the
fast the $100 bourbon sourced from Indiana’s market from the maelstrom of negativity that answer may simply be that you’re in the
MGP Distillery sold out. After the second hovers over it, but redeeming tales of camara- wrong place. Each state determines how
edition—several years older and priced at derie, benevolence, and sacrifice are also to handle its own alcohol sales, often
$450—was released, “I got screenshots of omnipresent. Many whiskey lovers have creating huge disparities in whiskey
crazy prices on Facebook,” Palazzi says. “I forged lasting friendships with secondary- selection, availability, and prices.
found it funny. We just needed to add a bour- market strangers from other states, some of The United States has one of the most
bon to the lineup and here we are.” The in- whom began traveling to meet in person for complicated systems of alcohol sale in
clusion of Mic Drop in the secondary circles bottle shares. Others have established symbi- the world, and it all goes back to Prohibi-
makes Palazzi wonder how successful the otic “cost plus shipping” relationships where tion. Before the Noble Experiment that
product really is. “Am I selling 1,000 bottles allocated bottles common in one region are outlawed the manufacturing, transporta-
to 100 guys who are waiting to flip it? Or is it swapped, without profit. “There are plenty of tion, and sale of “intoxicating liquors,”
five bottles to 2,000 people who are opening good folks in these groups,” says Michael V. producers of alcohol, usually brewers,
it? I don’t know which, and I don’t know if “People in it are just trying to help each other often owned the places where alcohol
the brand is successful as a result.” Palazzi find great whiskey.” was sold, such as saloons. This arrange-
isn’t at all opposed to buyers flipping Mic Whether we’re talking weapons or bour- ment, known as a “tied house,” often led
Drop. “We work hard to sell it and after we bon, black markets are adept at survival, and to unfair competition and harmful pro-
do, I don’t care what happens next.” His the secondary market will evolve to meet motion and consumption of alcohol.
pricing is based on his cost—Mic Drop’s most the times. With eBay and Facebook cooper- When Prohibition was repealed in
recent release was $60 for a 4 year old bour- ating with law enforcement, established 1933, the federal government reverted to
bon—and he intends for it to remain that way. whiskey sellers will resort to email newslet- allowing states to regulate alcohol within
ters, privately hosted websites, or WhatsApp their borders. Most states sought to elim-
A Broken System Still Works chats—far harder to dismantle. Some move inate tied houses, increase public safety,
“Bourbon has become a commodity,” Paul on; Powell recently launched Fern Creek, his and collect tax revenue by introducing a
surmises. “Some of us choose to use it, own whiskey brand. Others are lifers. Guys compulsory separation of the three tiers:
whereas other people stockpile 900 bottles in like Paul will always exist, living for the alcohol production, distribution, and
their basement, like that’s a normal thing to thrill of the hunt and the resulting profit. retail. No entity may occupy more than
do. Everyone started getting upset like it I snagged that Four Roses bottle from Paul to one tier, meaning a brewery can’t own a
wasn’t a commodity.” The real question is if gift to a friend, a big Four Roses fan, to cele- bar, and a distillery isn’t allowed to sell
you’ve got a $300 bottle that can easily brate his engagement. This single barrel recipe directly to a liquor store. The federal
command $2,000, who should be making that (OESQ) was the only one he hadn’t been able government licenses producers and im-
money? The distiller? The distributor? The to sample yet. Upon presentation, his eyes porters (the top tier), as well as distribu-
retailer? Flippers? And should they be widened with excitement. “I’ve been hunting tors and wholesalers (the middle tier),
required to do it legally? in stores for a while and never found this,” he but leaves licensing of retailers (the bot-
“When I look at the Buffalo Trace and beamed as we poured a dram. Eyes closed, as tom tier) up to the states. States may also
Sazerac portfolio, they’re not doing anything he savored the first sip, a broad grin crept decide exactly how they want to regulate
to create crazy prices or bump up MSRP across his face. “This is better than I imagined. distribution (most impose additional
because they look at this as the long game,” I can’t believe you found a bottle.” The system licensing on distributors and wholesal-
says Coleman. “The short game of trying to may be broken, but the system still works. ers), local taxation, and sales of
Tier 1
in the U.S., encompassing about one-quarter of
the nation’s population.
What does all this have to do with your
hunt for a bottle of whiskey? It means that
instead of a single marketplace, the United
Manufacturer
Distillery produces a
States functions as 50 different markets. Dis- limited number of bottles
tillers have to work with each state on an of a desirable whisky.
individual basis in order to sell their whiskey
there. Getting set up to sell in 50 markets
Tier 2
takes a lot of time and money; for smaller EAST COAST WEST COAST CONTROL
distillers or those with limited amounts of
whiskey, it’s often not worth it to go through
the process in every single state, especially in
states where the system is onerous or product
Wholesalers
Licensed importers,
demand is not promising. New brands typi- distributors, and state
cally choose to establish themselves in their control boards receive a
home state, or begin by focusing on the largest portion of whisky for their EUROPE JAPAN
markets, like New York and California. markets. Other bottles may
When it comes to limited-edition whis- go to export markets.
keys, distillers may decide how to allocate
them to various states—for example, New
Tier 3
York might get more bottles than Illinois
because the distiller anticipates higher de-
mand there. But the distiller loses control
once the bottles are in the hands of the dis-
tributor, who makes the call about which
Retailers
Liquor stores, bars,
stores and bars get bottles, and how many and restaurants far
they receive. outnumber the
Allocation decisions are rarely discussed available bottles, so
publicly, leaving whiskey lovers in the dark as the regional whole-
to exactly how or where these bottles might saler or control board
appear. The decision might factor in demo- allocates them.
graphics, location, or a store’s sales record;
distributors may elect to reward stores that
have sold large volumes of completely unre-
lated products by allocating coveted whis-
keys to them.
And if you think you can simply order the Exceptions to the Rule Although the separation of the three tiers is fairly
whiskey you desire online, you’re in for more standard across the country, some states make exceptions for small craft producers.
For example, many states allow craft breweries to operate brewpubs and taprooms
disappointment. Because of the separation of
where they can sell their beer without going through a distributor. This type of conces-
the tiers, most states don’t allow distillers—in-
sion has increasingly been extended to craft distilleries as well. In some states, craft
state or out—to sell and ship you a bottle. And producers are allowed to self-distribute their products up to a capped number of cases.
because each state has its own system, few On the other end of the size spectrum, large producers and retailers are often able to
allow out-of-state retailers to ship spirits across establish distributorships under a linked or subsidiary enterprise. These partner
state lines. You might be able to order whiskey businesses—which can improve efficiencies and save money—are technically following
from an in-state store, however, and have it the letter, if not the spirit, of the law.
brought to you via their delivery service.
—Susannah Skiver Barton
O Back
N IRELAND’S windswept
southwest coast, the Galley
Head Lighthouse sits high
above the rocky cliffs at the
edge of the Atlantic. The fields
around the lighthouse are filled
with sea air and mist, and are
planted with barley. The Scully
family has owned this farmland for three
centuries. “It’s a special place to grow barley,”
says Michael Scully, who represents the
eighth generation of family leadership. “The
maritime air permeates right to the grain.”
Scully’s passion for farming extends to a
love of whiskey, and he saw the farm’s seaside
location as an ideal place for making and
maturing it. In 2016, he took the plunge, and
scouted a distillery location in the town of
Clonakilty, about five miles down the road.
Scully’s mission: to make single pot still whis-
key. “The very best single pot still expres-
sions are among the very best exemplars of
whiskey in the world, and our goal is to make
world-class whiskeys,” he says. Clonakilty
Distillery, a modern glass building that once
housed a local bank, began laying down whis-
key in March of last year. Small amounts of
single malt will be produced, but the predom-
inant expression will be single pot still.
In the capital city of Dublin, ancestral home
of the single pot still whiskey style, Teeling
Distillery opened its doors five years ago in
the Liberties district, a neighborhood that
teemed with distilleries in the 18th and 19th
centuries. The Teeling company symbol is a
phoenix, meant to represent the restoration of
Dublin distilling to its former glory. Much of
that history surrounds the making of single
pot still whiskey. Just over a year ago, Teeling
proudly released its first single pot still ex-
pression—and the first made in Dublin in over
40 years. Admiring the whiskey’s sky blue
label, whose color represents the city’s tradi-
tional “Dublin blue,” master distiller Alex
Chasko leaves no doubt about its importance.
“This whiskey is why we built the distillery,
and why we built it in Dublin,” Chasko says.
“This is the future personification of Teeling.”
Ireland recently witnessed the opening of its
st
31 distillery—up from only four a decade ago—
and 20 of those are now making single pot still
whiskey. This uniquely Irish style ruled the
world in the 19th century, and then nearly van-
ished into history in the 20th. It may now repre-
sent the bright future of Irish whiskey.
from the
now become part of Irish Distillers, and began devoting more attention to single
in an effort to bring all whiskey develop-
ment in-house, Irish Distillers decided to
In its origins, the creation pot still. Since 2011, it has released at
least one new expression every year from
terminate all sales to bonders. Mitchell &
Son, now faced with a finite supply, dis-
of single pot still whiskey its Redbreast, Powers, Spot, or Midleton
single pot still labels.
continued the Yellow Spot and Red Spot
labels. But Jonathan Mitchell, the sixth-
was an accident of history, All of them offer signature pot still
creaminess and spice, but are distin-
generation owner who still leads the
company today, managed to strike an
brought on by the taxman. guished by the differences in their distil-
lation and wood maturation. Redbreast is
agreement whereby Irish Distillers the most sherry-driven of the bunch,
would continue supplying Green Spot, taking Distillers master distiller Brian Nation, who matured in a combination of first-fill Ameri-
ownership of the brand’s global rights while succeeded Barry Crockett in 2013. “It’s only can oak and sherry casks but with the sherry
leaving Mitchell & Son in charge of Ireland. thanks to Barry and his father before him side in command, delivering notes of dried
Redbreast, meanwhile, kept going for a time, that we were able to release the whiskeys we fruit, Christmas cake, and spiced complexity.
but finally went off the market in 1985. At have today. In 1981 when Barry took over, The Spot range has a slightly different distil-
that point, Green Spot became the last sur- there were stocks, but by the mid-’80s we had late, enhanced by the vanilla sweetness from
viving single pot still whiskey. much more in our inventory. We had some its toasted American oak barrels. But the Spots
visionary innovators who saw the future differ vastly from one another. Green Spot, at 6
Modern Masters potential of single pot still.” to 10 years old, is matured mainly in American
In the 1980s, only one person in all of Ireland Irish Distillers in the meantime had acquired oak barrels with a small contribution from
was making single pot still whiskey—Midle- the Redbreast trademark from Gilbey, and it sherry casks, and sits in the fruity quadrant,
ton’s legendary master distiller Barry Crockett. relaunched the brand in 1991. Redbreast’s with notes of orchard fruits, freshly mown
Born in the Distillers Cottage on the grounds of return received some high-profile praise from grass, and toasted oak. Yellow Spot, a 12 year
Midleton, Crockett assumed the master Michael Jackson, the most influential whiskey old, is different altogether—thanks to the
distiller position in 1981, a role once held by his writer of the time. Single pot still remained influence of malaga wine casks. It contains
father, Max, who had retired in 1974. elusive even within Ireland, but this signaled whiskey that isn’t merely finished in malaga
“Back in the 1980s, the easiest option hope for its long road to restoration. casks, but aged there a full 12 years. That liq-
would have been to shut the distillery for half With the commercial success of Jameson uid is then added in measured amounts to the
the year and make only the blended volume in export markets and tastes returning to bourbon and sherry-cask aged components to
required at the time,” says current Irish more complex whiskeys, Irish Distillers create a delightfully chewy whiskey, with
an eye toward new possibilities. We’ve been to mature, it’s offering Slane whiskey, a Cooked apple and blackberry with brown
sugar, cherry, hazelnut, and allspice.
trying different things every year, and we’ll sourced blend. But founder Alex Conyngham
start working with the inventory over the is a true believer in single pot still. “Give us 91 Teeling Single Pot Still
next few years to create potential new expres- time, and single pot still will become the Irish 46% • $65
sions.” Those most probably will include a equivalent of Scottish single malt,” he says. Apple, pear, cinnamon, nutmeg, pepper,
Tullamore D.EW. single pot still whiskey. Conyngham understands that whiskey time ground almond, and caramel.
Just a fifteen-minute drive from Tullamore is very different from real time. It could take a 90 Glendalough Single Cask Pot
D.E.W. is Kilbeggan Distillery, which recently few more years to fully blossom, and it’s un- Still (Batch 1) 43% • $55
released a single pot still expression—its first likely that single pot still Irish whiskey will Creamy, with caramel, dried apple, clove,
since the place was shuttered in 1953 and then ever resume its once-overwhelming domi- and pepper.
revived in 2007. Inspiration was taken from nance of the whisky world. But from a place of 89 Yellow Spot 46% • $105
an old book dating back to the 19th century, near extinction, it appears ready to thrive, and Sweet, with nutmeg, clove, bitter nut oils,
which offers more than 100 recipes. As with delight whiskey drinkers once again. and burnt toast.
But Is It Whiskey? styles and categories to discern. Bourbon is in the whisky. It’s a flavor component.”
According to the law that governs spirits different from rye. Blended scotch is different Julio’s has created a flavored whiskey sec-
labeling, no, Johnny Smoking Gun is not from single malt scotch. Bourbon is different tion, adjacent to the flavored vodka aisle and
whiskey. It, and other products you might from straight bourbon, which is different from around the corner from the whiskey section.
perceive as whiskey can be thought of more bottled in bond bourbon. Some styles of whis- “We set ourselves up as a whiskey store,” says
accurately as beverages that contain whis- key, like non-straight rye, wheat, malt, and Maloney. “Plenty of stuff we sell is not my
key—along with something else. Depending corn whiskeys, are allowed to include a small cup of tea. That’s why we do a lot of tastings
on the product’s exact composition, it may be amount of added flavoring and/or coloring. here, so the consumer can decide what they
Everyone says whiskey is popular again want to spend their money on.” With its clear
because drinkers crave authenticity, but areas for different whiskey styles, as well as
We want innovation and we many whiskey-esque products can be confus-
ing to the point of deception. Will all these
flavored whiskey, Julio’s is helping its cus-
tomers more easily explore their preferences.
want authenticity. Don’t tell us new whiskey variations prove overwhelming, “I was a purist, a curmudgeon, when this
or displace traditional products on the shelf? [flavored whiskey trend] all started,” says
we can’t have both. What happens to authenticity when whiskey Larry Rice, owner of Louisville’s Silver Dol-
products are loaded up with added flavors lar, a bar and restaurant that specializes in
deemed a liqueur, a flavored whiskey, a and sweeteners? bourbon and other Kentucky whiskeys. It has
distilled spirits specialty, or one of several We want innovation and we want authen- about 600 in stock, including vintage prod-
other official classifications. But the label can ticity. Don’t tell us we can’t have both. ucts that are no longer being made. Rice
prove confusing. A distilled spirits specialty doesn’t think finished and flavored whiskeys
made using “rye whiskey” might list those Blurred Lines are good for the category, even if they are
words prominently, landing the bottle on the “My main view is, we’re trying to get more getting more people to drink whiskey. “It’s a
shelf among other whiskeys, even if it’s not people to the category, so we’re blurring the bit disingenuous,” he says. “The consumer
technically qualified as one at all. lines,” says Ryan Maloney, owner of Julio’s isn’t going to learn the nuances. I think it
One of the key promises of the craft spirits Liquors in Westborough, Massachusetts. dilutes the category,” meaning the drinker
movement is innovation: new ideas, new “Whiskey is hot so producers use the word to may not understand the difference between
flavors, and new methods. Drinkers must like get more attention.” As Maloney points out, whiskey and whiskey with something else
ERIKA RICE
all this innovation. The products are selling, flavoring whiskey is not new. “Scotch has added. “Then again, if you make cocktails, it’s
and large distillers are copying them. been using barrel finishes for years. Also a little hypocritical to say you can’t add any-
Whiskey is already complicated, with many peat—it’s a way to get a different flavor going thing to bourbon. Maybe [these
T
flavoring/blending materials”
hese products
without disclosing it on the
use words like
label. Beyond those designa-
whiskey,
tions, however, there are
bourbon, and rye
additional types that often
prominently on
look like whiskey on the shelf.
their labels. Some
Liqueur
Flavored spirits containing
not less than 2.5% by weight
sugar, dextrose, levulose Heritage Distilling Oak & Eden Southern Comfort Tommy Bahama Two James Spirits
(fructose), or a combination. Co. BSB (Brown Bourbon & Spire LOOKS LIKE
American whiskey
Rye Johnny Smoking
It’s made by mixing or
redistilling any type of spirits
Sugar Bourbon) LOOKS LIKE
Bourbon IT’S REALLY
LOOKS LIKE
Rye whiskey
Gun
LOOKS LIKE Whiskey specialty LOOKS LIKE
with fruits, flowers, plants (or Bourbon IT’S REALLY IT’S REALLY American whiskey
their pure juices), or other Whiskey specialty Spirit whiskey with Whiskey specialty
IT’S REALLY added natural IT’S REALLY
natural flavoring materials, or Flavored whiskey Bourbon finished Rye whiskey Flavored whiskey
flavors and caramel
with extracts derived from Bourbon with “in bottle” with a blended with A blend of corn
spiral-cut piece of color. Tommy Bahama
infusions, percolation, or natural brown and rye whiskeys
maceration of such materials. sugar and cinna- toasted oak. rum. infused with Asian
mon flavors added. teas.
doesn’t have to only be a bourbon. It can be a key drinker is purchasing a bottle, they ought lot of classifications already.”
platform for other interesting, unique expres- to get what they think they’re getting.” Cold Then he puts on his artist hat. “But variety
sions that live up to the spirit of the brand.” Cut is described on the label as “FEW bourbon is the spice of life, right?”
Of
BY GAVIN D SM IT H
Must-See on Skye sidebar), Talisker is Skye’s Taliskers are also on offer, and even Talisker
most popular paid attraction, welcoming “It really is incredible truffles, if your tooth is sweet.
75,000 to 90,000 people each year according
to senior site manager Diane Farrell.
to see people making Although the distillery was established by
brothers Hugh and Kenneth MacAskill in
“It really is incredible to see people mak- pilgrimages from all 1830, most of the present production build-
ing pilgrimages from all over the world to ings were erected following a serious fire in
over the world to come
BOTTOM LEFT: ANGUS MCCOMISKEY / ALAMY
come here,” says Farrell. Booking tours in November 1960. The replacement stillhouse—
advance is essential, except at the quietest
here.” —Diane Farrell, Talisker now capable of turning out 3.3 million liters of
TOP LEFT: LOOP IMAGES LTD / ALAMY;
times during winter. As long as you’ve made pure alcohol (lpa) per year—was equipped
the trek, we suggest opting for the Talisker with five stills that were exact replicas of the
Masterclass Tour ($58, two hours) which new expressions released during the past few originals, and these stills give an insight into
includes a tasting of six expressions. years (see Taste of Talisker sidebar). the character of the single malt once referred
More than three million bottles of Talisker Talisker boasts a stylish tasting bar, where to as “the lava of the Cuillins.” Farrell ex-
were sold in 2018, making it among the most you can sample their full range of single plains: “Our wash stills are tall, with a unique
popular single malts from international spir- malts, including the current distillery exclu- bend in the lyne arm used to reflux heavier
its producer Diageo, second only to Single- sive bottling, selected by the staff and avail- elements back into the still, and the way in
ton. Talisker enjoys a devoted following, and able for purchase only at the distillery. Do which we run our worm tubs ensures that
the whisky has seen a significant number of grab one, or two. Two different flights of there is minimal copper contact.”
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peated to 48 ppm, and we took a narrow
beled as distilled in 2017. Peating levels have spirit cut. We filled it into bourbon barrels,
subsequently been increased from 55-60 and it’s being finished in Bordeaux wine
phenol parts per million (ppm) to 70-80 casks. We’ve put 40 casks aside, and advance
Cars jam the parking area for the Fairy Pools. ppm, and spirit is being filled into a wider sales are going very well. It will be in the
range of cask types. Mathieson intends to States soon after its Christmas 2020 launch.”
the Gaelic language, identified the dilapi- bottle such batches of the most precocious As at Torabhaig, the distillery provides a
dated farm dating from the 1820s as the ideal casks until the time arrives for the initial valuable opportunity for local employment.
site for his proposed “Gaelic-speaking” dis- age-statement release: a Torabhaig 10 year According to Day, “More than 20 of the is-
tillery; sadly he died in 2010, before the proj- old single malt. land’s 160 inhabitants are employed here. It’s
ect could come to fruition. Starting in 2020, Torabhaig also plans to had a hugely positive impact on the place.”
With planning permission in place, Moss- offer a more in-depth tour in addition to the Last fall, Isle of Raasay Distillery was
burn Distillers Ltd. grabbed the baton and current standard version ($13), along with awarded Tourism Destination of The Year at
committed to seeing Torabhaig to comple- whisky dinners. Keep an eye on their website the inaugural Scottish Whisky Awards, in rec-
tion. Starting in 2013, the derelict property for details. ognition of the way it cares for visitors. Distill-
was revived with new buildings and a visitor To reach the third and final distillery you ery tours ($13) and Whisky and Chocolate tours
center in the original style, along with distill- must cross Skye to the east coast and the tiny ($19) are available, and pre-booking is essential
ing equipment—including a 1.5-ton semi- crofting community of Sconser, located at the for Sundays, but advisable regardless.
lauter mashtun, eight Douglas fir washbacks, head of Loch Sligachan. From here, it’s a In Raasay, Torabhaig, and Talisker, the
and a pair of Forsyths stills, named for origi- 25-minute car ferry crossing to the neighbor- Hebrides has a cluster of three excellent
nal visionaries Sir Iain and Lady Noble. ing small island of Raasay, where illicit distill- distillery experiences to offer: an iconic vet-
The first spirit from Torabhaig flowed in ing tool place until around 1850. Today it is eran, and the optimism of youth, as the two
January 2017 and Mossburn CEO Neil Ma- home to legal whisky making at Isle of Raa- newcomers step up. Blend this with superb
thieson says, “I had an idea of what a non-Is- say Distillery, constructed adjoining the for- scenery, historic attractions, and great places
lay ‘island’ whisky should be. We didn’t want mer Borodale House, which now serves as a to eat and drink, and you appreciate the old
to try to be Talisker, so went for a higher visitor center and provides bed & breakfast island saying that “Skye is conclusive proof
peating level than Talisker, and it’s an earthy accommodations. that, sometimes, God was just showing off.”
Fly-fishing
Portree
Fairy Pools
BOTTOM BENNY MARTY / ALAMY
TORABHAIG
DISTILLERY
INVERNESS
GLASGOW
Dunvegan Castle
It Takes
patented Honey Comb stave. His Honey
Comb Barrels and Honey Comb Barrel
Alternative, a wood insert, are imprinted
with a honeycomb pattern that increases the
wood’s surface area, thus facilitating wood
extraction and accelerating maturation. Even
a
Black Swan’s standard barrel is impressed
Village
with a cross-groove for similar effect.
Tattersall Distilling in Minneapolis, Wiggly
Bridge Distillery in Maine, and Far North
Spirits in Minnesota are distillers taking
advantage of Karasch’s invention.
Now, with the proliferation of the industry
and the ensuing, much-talked-about barrel
shortages over the past few years, more coo-
perages have opened in the U.S. to serve the
growing boutique distilling industry. Mem-
bership in the Associated Cooperage
core skills. “Mechanical operators are versed in way, way back,” he says with a hint of mis- heirloom rye that he cultivated from a small
running systems that can do things like heat a chief in his voice. “I was making alcohol fuels envelope of seeds from Cornell’s College of
hospital,” Parks explains. “Selling a complete in high school. It was a result of my desire to Agriculture and Life Sciences for a project
system requires a thorough knowledge of do drag racing.” continued on page 109
distilleries, equally adept at oak-toasting and charring the many house-malted grains
building brand-new spaces or combinations. It also sells freshly from regional farms this malt
retrofitting a distillery into an emptied wine and bourbon house produces, along with
existing space. barrels. smoked malts.
with New York Distilling Company in Brook- Pedersen traffics in heritage grains—variet- Horton rye proves, can take years. Like the
lyn. Co-owners Allen Katz and Tom Potter ies that are not commodity products. They distiller waiting for his whiskey to age, the
approached Pedersen, seeking an heirloom rye provide him an opportunity to play historian, farmer waits for his grain to grow.
with New York ties for their rye whiskey. From forensic detective, and geneticist all at once. Cornell University professor of plant
that first contact to mashing took seven years, Pedersen Farms, the 1,200-acre property he breeding Mark Sorrells also runs the Cornell
as the few seeds they started with had to be owns in Seneca Castle in New York’s Finger Small Grains Breeding and Genetics Pro-
planted, harvested, and repopulated over and Lakes region, is essentially a sanctuary dedi- gram; he worked with Pedersen on the Hor-
over to obtain enough grain to mash and distill. cated to resurrecting long overlooked grains ton project. Sorrells says the last five years
Katz and Potter wanted an organic rye from around the world to determine if have been a grain renaissance. Until recently,
according to Pedersen, “[They] wanted to see they’re viable for whiskey making. not a single acre was dedicated to growing
what we could do that might be unique. I What makes a particular grain a good con- barley in the Northeast since before Prohibi-
contacted the [National Small Grains Collec- tender for distilling is based on various bio- tion, whereas now he estimates that barley
tion] seed repository in Idaho, for every class logical factors, like growing conditions. A grows on 6,000 to 7,000 acres. The cost is a
PETER GARRITANO
of commercial crop plant.” Seed repositories grain’s reaction to the climate, seasonal bit higher than commodity grain from the
stockpile seeds from around the globe, dating changes, even length of daylight will deter- Midwest because of land availability and
back centuries, in order to preserve their mine its health and yield. But before Peder- labor issues, but it’s a price distillers (and
genetic material until someone like Pedersen sen can test a specimen’s viability, he needs to brewers and bakers) are willing to pay for
offers them a new lease on life. grow enough for a mash, a task that, as locally grown heritage grains.
BUYING GUIDE
I
f you’ve read Chuck Cowdery’s Whiskey profile of this whiskey—a bourbon finished in port 113 WA Selections
Imposters (page 85), you already appreci- barrels—clearly appeals to bourbon drinkers.
ate that not every bottle of whiskey is We’ve decided to group it and other bourbons
114 Scotland
what it appears to be. In sorting our that are finished, but have no added flavorings, 116 United States
Buying Guide reviews, where to place such with traditional bourbon for that reason. 119 Canada
whiskeys is often a topic of debate. For instance, Federal law, distiller creativity, and consumer
120 Ireland
SO-PHOTOGRAPHY / ALAMY
there is no legal definition of American single tastes rarely evolve in close alignment, so we will
malt, yet most whiskey drinkers recognize the continue to reconcile these considerations using 121 Japan
style, so it felt like a disservice to readers to lump our best judgment, always with fairness and
them into “Other American.” service to our readers in mind. Categorizing and 121 World Whiskies
Similarly, the new release of Angel’s Envy Cask reviewing whiskies is an imperfect science to be 121 International
Strength Port Barrel-Finished (93 points) is not sure, but one aspect that cannot be debated is the Market Highlights
classified as bourbon by the distillery in their abundance of high-quality bottlings lurking
filing with federal regulators. However, the flavor throughout this Buying Guide.
wine on the palate, with vanilla and dried fruits, 91 Bowmore 12 year old, 40%, $52 BLENDED SCOTCH
against a backdrop of singed woodsmoke. A great introduction to Bowmore’s single 91 Chivas Regal 13 year old Manchester
Nutty and oaky in the slightly oily finish. malts, and one of the best 12 year old single United Limited Edition, 40%, $35
(10,000 bottles)—GS malt scotches around. The nose offers tropical See Best Values, page 113
fruit, sweet smoke, a hint of brine, new leather,
ISLAY SINGLE MALTS and floral notes. Peaches, honey, vanilla, and 91 Johnnie Walker A Song
94 Bowmore 18 year old, 43%, $130 more full-on smoke on the rounded palate. of Ice, 40.2%, $36
This 18 year old is aged in a mix of bourbon Brine, cocoa powder, citrus fruits, and fading This pale gold, limited-edition dram is named
barrels and oloroso sherry casks. The nose is woodsmoke in the finish.—GS in honor of House Stark from the Song of Ice
redolent of a damped-down bonfire, with and Fire book series, better known by its
stewed fruit, wood spice, and pipe tobacco. 90 Bunnahabhain Toiteach television name, Game of Thrones. Designed
There are red berries, subtle peat, a hint of A Dhà, 46.3%, $75 for Highballs or pouring over ice, it offers a
iodine, and soft oak on the complex palate. Toiteach A Dhà means ‘smoky two’ in Gaelic nose of vanilla sponge cake sweetness, dried
The finish yields more tobacco, oak, rich peat, and follows the previously released Toiteach. grasses, green melon, spring blossoms, white
and spicy dark chocolate.—GS The nose opens with aromatic smoke and pepper, and a faint trace of peppermint. It has
brine, while red berries, caramel, nutmeg, and a soft, caressing character, with melon, pulpy
94 Laphroaig 10 year old Cask Strength cloves develop. Significantly greater sherry summer fruits, sour lemon, butterscotch,
(Batch 011), 58.6%, $70 wood influence on the palate compared to the barley sugar, vanilla caramel, and a later
See Editors’ Choice, page 113 last version, plus Jaffa oranges, pipe tobacco, supportive fizzle of spice. It concludes with a
nougat, cloves, black pepper, and smoked fish. finish of sweet vanilla and fruits.—JM
93 Lagavulin 16 year old, 43%, $65 Medium to long in the finish, with drying
This has been Lagavulin’s principal expression sherry, oak, pepper, salt, and dark 89 Johnnie Walker A Song
for more than 30 years. Iodine, rich peat, and chocolate.—GS of Fire, 40.8%, $36
caramel on the early nose, with sherry, sea Named for House Targaryen from Game of
salt, and charcuterie. The oily, briny palate 90 Caol Ila 12 year old, 43%, $65 Thrones. Aromas of malt, peppercorn, dry
offers peat and a medicinal note, along with On the nose, fresh fish wrapped in bacon with chile flakes, spicy nachos, sliced red apples,
black tea, Seville orange, toffee, cinnamon, a squeeze of lemon, cooked at a beach roasted whole spices, and soft smoke from
and a hint of smoked fish. Peat embers and barbecue. Floral and allspice notes emerge. snuffed candles. On the palate, this has a
hot tar in the lengthy, spicy finish. Deeply The palate is lightly oily, medium-peated, light, floaty texture with flavors of red apple
satisfying!—GS meaty, and softly spiced, with pineapple and at its core, followed by a roar of spice, citrus
melon. The finish dries, with more fruit and peel, lemon, sharp fruity acidity, vanilla pod,
92 Bowmore 15 year old, 43%, $76 peppery peat. Balanced and inviting.—GS and a touch of walnut. The finish is lengthy
Formerly known as Darkest, this expression and spicy.—JM
was given a secondary maturation for 3 years 89 Lagavulin 11 year old
in oloroso sherry casks. The nose features Offerman Edition, 46%, $75 BLENDED MALT SCOTCH
smoky caramel, dates, citrus fruits, and quite Saline, smoke, seaweed, and iodine mingle 90 Chivas Regal 20 year old Ultis
dry sherry. Dark chocolate and cocktail with biscuity shortbread, lemon, bubble gum, 1999 Victory Edition, 40%, $189
cherries on the rich malty palate, with peat bright berry fruit, and wafting floral aromas. Blended from 20 year old Strathisla, Long-
smoke and a hint of dry oak balancing the The palate glides silkily from lemon, orange, morn, and Braeval whiskies to mark
sweet fruitiness. Sherry, brine, soft peat, oak, and soapy-floral flavors to almonds, hazelnuts, Manchester United’s treble—triple trophy
and allspice in the lingering finish.—GS drying oak, and hints of ginger, with peat win—in 1999, this is a drink of understated
smoke and salt weaving throughout. Sweet, elegance. Orange peel, toffee, fine-roasted
91 Kilchoman 100% Islay then bitter on the finish, showcasing cigar ash, spices, vanilla extract, with hints of cocoa and
(2019 Release), 50%, $110 leather, and polished oak. Actor Nick Offer- malt on the nose. Creamy palate with
This expression was distilled from barley man, who collaborated with the distillery on Whoppers, candied orange peel, orange
harvested on Islay in 2007 and 2009, and this single malt, could hardly be described as sherbet crystals, and mild spices, with a later
combines whisky aged in 43 bourbon barrels. reticent, but his whisky has a sweet shyness phase of baked orange and butterscotch, it
Sweet peat, lemon juice, and sea salt on the that works well in the glass.—SSB remains creamy and soothing to the
nose, with honey, vanilla, and an herbal note. finish.—JM
The palate opens with overt peatiness,
LOWLAND
followed by brine and lemon, plus vanilla and a 90 Daftmill 12 year old (Summer BLENDED GRAIN SCOTCH
hint of charcoal. Long in the finish, with ashy 2006 Batch), 46%, $250 91 Royal Salute 21 year old Snow
peat and sea salt. (1,440 bottles for U.S.)—GS Pure, clean malt shines throughout this whisky, Polo Edition, 46.5%, $155
the first Daftmill bottling for sale in the U.S. With its inventive limited editions and contem-
91 Ardbeg Supernova (2019 Shortbread, candle wax, Golden Delicious porary design, it’s worth paying attention to
Release), 53.8%, $180 apple, rose garden, apricot, ginger, and Royal Salute these days. Its first blend of aged
This is the fifth release of Ardbeg’s most cinnamon on the nose. The palate is biscuity grain whisky has aromas of peanut, caramel,
heavily peated expression. The bold nose and sweet, with vanilla, shortbread cookies, ground pepper, rye crackers, vanilla pod, fresh
yields ashy peat, fish oil, hot lemon juice, black candied pistachios, and crushed almonds; oak, and stewed fruits. A rapid turnover of
pepper, asphalt, and antiseptic cream. Oily and lemon and orange peel and lively rose oil perk flavors: tangy orange shifts quickly to bitter
voluptuous on the sweet palate, with orchard things up once water is added. Tobacco, orange, followed by clove, pepper, chocolate,
fruits, honey, seaweed, and lots of moist peat. cinnamon, and toasted almonds and hazelnuts and honeycomb, then chocolate orange,
The finish is lengthy and very smoky, with fade like a whisper on the gentle, soft finish. nougat, and marzipan. It’s an even better dram
chile, cinnamon, and barbecued meat.—GS (1,260 bottles)—SSB over ice.—JM
clay and tea leaves. The palate has loads of notes of new oak, baked apple, sassafras, 89 High West A Midwinter Nights
spice, black tea, and a subtle earthiness. The spice, and old leather. The palate is earthy and Dram (Act 7, Scene 6), 49.3%, $100
finish brings on chile-pepper heat, bitter herbal, with pulling oak tannins, while water A finish in port casks imparts plenty of dark
chocolate, burnt walnut, cooked cherries, and smooths out the heat and coaxes out more fruit and rich flavor throughout this blend of
light herbaceousness. Very unusual, successfully spice. The finish offers some classic bourbon ryes, which includes some of High West’s
venturing outside the box, with a deft mix of notes, but is somewhat lacking in balance. own make. The nose is leathery, with plums,
sweetness, chocolate, earthiness, and spice.—DF There are some youthful notes in the blend cherries, dark chocolate, brown sugar,
that don’t seem to offer much depth and orange pekoe tea, and blueberry jam. More
88 High West American Prairie complexity. (12,000 bottles)—DF fruit on the palate, including black cherry,
Blend of Straight Bourbons orange marmalade, and raisin, as well as
(Batch 19A23), 46%, $35 86 Pinhook Bourbon Country cacao nibs, baking spice, cola, and rich oak.
Minty and herbal on the nose, with notes of Straight, 47.75%, $37 The finish is lengthy and layered, with cough
fresh oak, licorice, apricots, brown sugar, dried The nose is a medley of bananas and cream, syrup, dark berries, chocolate, and
apples, orange peel, peaches, light coconut, cinnamon-covered apples, and saltwater taffy, cola.—SSB
ginger, and dried leaves. The palate is sweet with an undernote of new wood. A rich,
up front, with a complex melding of butter- creamy palate offers dried orange slices, 88 Blaum Bros. Straight, 50%, $50
scotch, spicy oak, orange slices, and chocolate marmalade, dried figs, mince pie, and vanilla Rose petal, orange pekoe tea, and grandma’s
fudge. The finish offers lots of spice, black cream. The finish has notes of baking spice, perfume earmark this as a somewhat youthful
pepper, bitter chocolate, and a pleasant note vanilla, more dried fruit, and a peppery back rye, with white pepper and cinnamon Trident
of almond nuttiness. A well-textured whiskey, note. Delightfully sweet and with good texture gum accompanying the floral aromas. The
with lots of spice and heat.—DF following through nicely on the finish. Youth- palate weaves together heaps of cinnamon,
ful, but balanced and enjoyable.—DF clove, sandalwood spice, dried flower sachet,
87 FEW Alice in Chains All Secrets and chamomile, with generous oak balancing
Known Tequila Barrel-Finished 86 Pinhook 4 year old Bourbon the confectionary notes of circus peanuts
(Batch 19H19), 50.5%, $75 War Straight, 49%, $45 candies and Pixy Stix. Quite distinctive—and
A fragrant, mellow nose of vanilla cream and A rather innocuous bourbon, it shows some likely divisive.—JL
root beer, with hints of lime, wood char, and of the pep that its namesake racehorse
oak. The palate offers racy red fruit, berry surely shares, with aromas of banana 88 Redemption Straight
skins, desert herbs, chocolate, licorice, and oak pudding, banana peel, lemon, vanilla, cloves, (Batch 259), 46%, $30
tannins, with a minty, peppery note. The finish licorice, cherry hard candy, and cornbread. At first the nose is dominated by wood—pen-
presents a new round of dry oak, peanuts, rich There’s zingy lemon and orange, rose oil, cil shavings and Popsicle sticks—but it soon
chocolate, cracked pepper, cedar, and red fruit. vanilla, cherry, and some herbal flavors on reveals violets, blueberries, grape Kool-Aid,
The tequila-barrel finishing creates an almost the palate, with more banana peel, candied and peppery spice. The palate is dry, with
rye-like spiciness in this unusual, creative fruit, and lemon oil on the finish.—SSB nuts, herbs and spices, mocha, and semi-
offering. (900 bottles)—DF sweet chocolate; a few drops of water help
84 Chicken Cock Kentucky with integration and bring out more fruit,
87 Frey Ranch Straight Straight, 45%, $60 including lemon meringue pie. It finishes
(Batch 1), 45%, $50 Banana peel, pencil shavings, florist’s shop, nutty and dry, with coffee beans and a touch
Certainly one for the oak lover, the nose is and rose garden lined with herb beds on the of lemon.—SSB
dominated by fresh lumber, dusty floorboard, nose. Oak takes the lead on the palate, but is
and toasty wood notes, with sweet vanilla, tempered by lemon and orange zest, sweet 88 Templeton Maple Cask-
hazelnut, cedar, and dark berry buried black licorice, chocolate, peanuts, and Finished, 46%, $35
beneath. The palate is similarly oak-driven, popcorn. Crushed peanuts, milk chocolate, A pleasant, honeyed nose of brown sugar,
with grape skins, tea leaves, and robust wood and pencil shavings persist on the finish, lemon peel, candied clementine, cherry hard
tannins leading to a finish that is dry and although it’s fairly short.—SSB candy, and light notes of herbs. The palate is
somewhat austere, with bitter chocolate and liltingly sweet with an overlay of spice, as
modest spice flavors.—JL
RYE well as flavors of orange peel and marma-
92 New Riff Kentucky Straight Single lade. Water brings out notes of vanilla wafer,
87 Middle West Spirits 5 year old Barrel (No. 15-5356), 58.2%, $56 orange, spice, licorice, and black pepper. The
OYO Double Cask Sherry Cask- This presents a pleasant nose of fresh-baked finish is spicy but sweet, with hints of
Finished (Batch 11), 43.25%, $70 muffins, honey-dipped apples, powdered candied orange and vanilla cream, all
Delicate and dessert-like on the nose: pista- sugar, raisin bread, baking spice, and cooked punctuated by a spice-note finale. (24,000
chio and vanilla rice pudding, milk chocolate, black cherries. Big and spicy, but smooth on bottles)—DF
cherry pie filling, grape soda, honey-roasted the palate, with flavors of dark fruit and bitter
peanuts, and iced tea. Naturally, it’s very sweet chocolate, grape jam, blackcurrants, herbs, 87 Templeton 6 year old, 45.75%, $50
and almost syrupy at times, with powdered cola, and dark berries. The finish offers A burst of orange on the nose: orange blos-
sugar, orange, cherry, rose water, milk choco- richness and length, with vanilla notes, spice, som, orange peel, orange pekoe tea, candied
late, and cinnamon; the mouthfeel is silky, and freshly baked apple pie. This is a big, orange slices. It also has sweet licorice, sage,
bordering on light. It finishes simply, with milk solid whiskey, beautifully structured, and honey, and blueberry. Light-bodied in the
chocolate, candied nuts, and vanilla.—SSB carries its proof superbly.—DF mouth with a bit of astringency; the flavors run
to berry, orange, spearmint, and cinnamon,
86 Barrell Bourbon (Batch 22), 91 Old Pepper Finest Kentucky Oak with gentle spice. On the finish, more fruit and
58.3%, $90 Straight (Batch K02), 58%, $70 cinnamon prevail, along with nuttiness and an
Initially, the nose is herbal, with emerging See Editors’ Choice, page 113 undercurrent of herbal pine.—SSB
AMERICAN WHISKEY
FOCUS ON
Buffalo Trace Antique
Collection
Every year, the Buffalo Trace Antique Collec-
tion metaphorically hits shelves to great
anticipation. In reality, these trophy bottles are
near impossible to find—unless, perhaps,
you’re willing to pay a hefty markup over the
$99 list price.
The 2019 lineup was blind-tasted and scored
by multiple Whisky Advocate reviewers (with
another Buffalo Trace bourbon mixed in with
the range). In general, scores were consistent
among reviewers; as usual, George T. Stagg
and William Larue Weller commanded the
highest praise. But with everything at 90
points and above, there are no duds to be
found.
86 High West Rendezvous menthol, licorice, Pine-Sol—intertwine with citrus flavors, orange peel, pepper, and tingly
(Batch 18426), 46%, $70 kiwi, green banana, and blackberries on the spice. Water brings out guava, lemon iced tea,
This blend of straight ryes is fruit-forward on nose. It remains consistent on the palate, with and mocha. The finish offers loads of spice,
the nose, with red berries, grape Pixy Stix, mint, bay leaf, eucalyptus, Szechuan pepper- with drying oak tannin and more orange peel,
sweet orange, canned pineapple, and shred- corn, licorice, dark berries, and dry oak; with contrasting with a hint of vanilla sweetness.
ded coconut, along with almond extract, water, lemon oil and hints of tropical fruit (10,000 bottles)—DF
baking spice, and herbs. There’s more fruit on emerge. The finish is oak-driven and peppery,
the palate—strawberry, orange, lemon, with the sweet medicinal quality of cherry
TENNESSEE
pomegranate—and a full panoply of baking cough syrup.—SSB 91 George Dickel Barrel
spices and black pepper. Fragrant nuttiness Select, 43%, $46
extends into the somewhat short finish, 85 WhistlePig 18 year old Double Malt See Best Values, page 113
supported by oak and bitter chocolate.—SSB Straight (2019 Release), 46%, $400
The age is readily apparent on the nose, which
AMERICAN SINGLE MALT
86 Pinhook Rye Humor offers notes of chamomile tea, spice cabinet, 92 Old Line 8 year old
Straight, 48.5%, $37 antique store, grape jam, candied orange, and Golden Edition, 50%, $95
Herbal and medicinal aromas—eucalyptus, balanced oak. The palate is spicy, with bright Bitter and dry with a hint of charred oak on
the nose, along with dried apricots, lemon flavors. Chocolate-covered candied orange
iced tea, and candied orange slices. The peel and roasted nuts mingle with cigar on
palate starts with drying oak tannins but is the finish.—SSB
balanced, offering black cherry pie, mint,
cloves, baked apple, spiced chocolate, and 85 High West High Country
cinnamon. The finish has hints of oak char, (Batch 19I04), 44%, $80
chocolate, caramel, dark fruit, and a burst Earthy, phenolic, and herbaceous with a
of baking spice at the end. A delicious wisp of smoke and seaweed, this is
sipping whiskey. (200 bottles)—DF certainly characterful. The flavor marries
malty sweetness, red fruits, and a peculiar
91 Grand Canyon Distillery Star smoke, like a distant burning leaf pile or
Shine (Batch 001), 46%, $49 smoldering smoked jalapeños. While it
This whiskey shows no reticence in assert- tastes a bit young, and it’s certainly
ing a unique and frankly thrilling personality unconventional, this is a very intriguing
from first sniff: tea leaves, coconut, brown whiskey, with an ashy finish delivering
sugar, saline, raspberry, plum, cinnamon, cocoa and nutty notes. (9,600 bottles)—JL
incense, and the freshness of a cedar-filled
forest rush out of the glass. Such layered 85 Rogue Rolling Thunder
complexity—belying its 18-month age Stouted, 48.5%, $80
statement—carries ably into the palate, Partial maturation in barrels that held
which is fruit-filled with dark plums and Rogue’s Rolling Thunder imperial stout lends
berries, lush with dark chocolate and this whiskey aromas of hops, dry coffee
baking spice, and tannic with oak and tea grounds, cocoa powder, and vegetal
leaves. The well-balanced finish showcases earthiness; there’s also mesquite barbecue
dark chocolate, sandalwood, subtle spices, chips, vanilla, and amaretto. More beer-for-
and cigar wrapper. Very approachable. ward flavors on the palate, along with spice
(600 bottles)—SSB and chocolate, some dry nuttiness, and
citrus oil. It’s consistent from start to finish,
89 Whiskey Del Bac Distiller’s ending with piney hops, oily citrus, drying
Cut Cask Strength, 58.15%, $85 oak, white pepper, and roasted nuts.—SSB
Dark tobacco, horehound, saddle leather,
mesquite smoke, and dried fruits rightly
OTHER
suggest the intensity to come from this 91 Manatawny Still Works Small
Arizona malt. The robust palate features Batch Port Barrel-Finished
grilled corn, heaps of char, and savory (Batch 19), 47%, $45
smoked meats, with a burnt-sugar note Made with a mashbill of malted barley,
that is both bitter and sweet. This is bold malted wheat, oats, and rye, aged in new
and flavor-packed, like drinking a glass of charred oak, and finished in a port-style
brisket. The no-holds-barred finish displays wine cask. The result of this complex recipe
campfire smoke, milk chocolate, and is an equally complex sensory experience,
burning citrus oil. (1,650 bottles)—JL with tropical and candied fruit on the nose,
including dried mango slices, pineapple
87 St. George (Lot 19), 43%, $100 chunks, raspberry and blackberry jelly
The nose is light, floral, and hoppy; sweet on candies, and grape jam, as well as matcha,
top, with hints of licorice, stone fruit, bubble rose petals, and dark chocolate. Floral
gum, and honeydew. The palate is also light, flavors run almost to soapy, but are
with a silky texture that offers notes of tempered by cedar, layered spice, nuts,
chocolate-covered marshmallows, plums, chocolate, and tobacco. A lovely finish, with
nectarines, and hot cocoa with whipped persistent dark fruit, spices, and lengthy
cream. Smooth and balanced on the finish, if bitter-sweetness.—SSB
perhaps a bit light, with lingering hoppiness,
toasted grain, and cigar wrapper, sweetened 89 Heaven’s Door 26 year old
by vanilla and tropical fruit notes. (3,300 Mizunara Cask-Finished (Bootleg
bottles)—DF Series Vol. 1), 55.75%, $500
The nose is minty and herbal, with a fragrant
86 10th Street STR Cask, 46%, $65 note of potpourri. It’s powerful on the
Cooked malt, roasted chestnuts, and cigar palate, with honey, coconut shavings, vanilla
box aromas mingle with caramel-nut frosting, and spice. Lots of robust age on
clusters, brown sugar, grilled fruit, and new this one, with a finish that offers almonds,
oak. It’s rich and roasty, with a velvety dark chocolate, vanilla cream, oak char, and
texture on the palate; the malt takes center good length. The barrel influence is strong,
stage, highlighted by bright citrus and as would be expected from a whiskey of this
herbaceous pine, as well as cooked fruit age, but is restrained enough to let the
and hints of tobacco, with prominent oak flavors emerge.—DF
BUYING GUIDE
89 Wolves Winter Run, 52%, $185 warm spicy glow. The softness of barley sugar with dark toffee and roasted nuts. (750
An eclectic blend of whiskey distilled from lends a creaminess to this mouth-filling, bottles for U.S.)—JM
beer, as well as rye and malt whiskeys; it middle-aged gem before it resolves in a long
proved divisive among Whisky Advocate’s spicy finish with baking spices and slightly
IRISH SINGLE POT STILL
blind tasters. The nose is resinous, with pine pulling barrel tones. A Canadian classic.—DdeK 93 Kilbeggan Single Pot Still, 43%, $45
needles, biscuity malt, macadamia nuts, See Best Values, page 113
grapefruit oil, and tropical fruit. Oily on the 85 Crown Royal Texas
palate, with assertive hops, pineapple, brown Mesquite, 40%, $25 93 Redbreast Small Batch Cask
sugar, nuts, bread dough, and reticent spice. Appealing notes of sweet mesquite, barbecue, Strength (Batch A), 58.6%, $100
The finish is floral, hoppy, and pleasantly butterscotch, candied nuts, warm cookies, and Prominent red apple, tropical fruits, pot still
savory, with nuts, grapefruit, and lemon. This a very pleasant Southwest smokiness. The spices, and oloroso sherry notes; this shows
whiskey knows exactly what it is—unconven- palate is light in body, offering notes of bitter great balance. The spices are powerful, with a
tional—and it’s not afraid to show it. (1,338 chocolate, herbs, and spice, with the mesquite roasted aroma like a crooked burnt match. The
bottles)—SSB note lingering. There’s more sweetness and palate is gripped by the high alcohol as pepper
chocolate on the finish; a tasty profile but and clove break open over the tongue into a
88 Dogfish Head Alternate somewhat light-bodied. The nose is the best bed of red apple, baked citrus, and caramel.
Takes Vol. 2: Palo Santo Marron part. The palate and finish are balanced, but Unquenchable layers of flavor usher in a
Ale Cask-Finished, 45%, $50 it’s a bit light and lacking in depth.—DF likable, bubble gum finish. (252 bottles)—JM
The nose is herbal, with notes of bitter lime,
92 Redbreast Small Batch Cask
lemon peel, hops, peppermint, green apple,
and hints of salinity. The mouthfeel is smooth,
Ireland Strength (Batch B), 57.2%, $100
with flavors of honey, chocolate cake, and A bold and expressive single pot still with a nose
cinnamon, plus notes of lemon blossom,
IRISH SINGLE MALT of fudge, vanilla, plummy sherry notes, bramble,
confectioners’ sugar, and baking spice. A long 92 Glendalough 17 year old Mizunara aromatic spices, and dried orange peel. Sweet
finish offers vanilla cream and crackling bitter Cask-Finished, 46%, $299 sherry, nutty, with a slow build-up of spice to a
herbs. Light and fruity—sometimes almost Beginning with more mature whiskey than concentrated peak of clove and peppercorns;
tropical—with a grip of appealing spice on the Glendalough’s Japanese oak-finished debut, then there’s red apple, caramel, and vanilla as
finish. (6,000 bottles)—DF which was 13 years old, this has all the aro- the spices keep going into the dry finish. This
matic hallmarks of mizunara, as well as golden one has a lot to say. (252 bottles)—JM
87 FEW Cold Cut Bourbon with pastry, cooked peach, heather honey, light
Cold Brew Coffee, 46.5%, $45 malt, baguette, and white pepper. A honeyed 91 Teeling Single Pot Still, 46%, $65
Not a whiskey: FEW Spirits cut its bourbon dram of melon, white grape, and clementine With a delicacy often missing from single pot
with cold-brew coffee instead of water, but the peel, with sparkling spices of black pepper and still, this shows melon fruitiness, white grape,
effect is subtle and surprising. There’s sweet ginger root. It concludes with notes of and rose water, with spice markets, cinnamon
green tea, spearmint gum, marzipan, coconut, gingerbread through to a spicy finish, though breakfast cereals, and wafting barbecue scents.
caraway, and toasted oak on the nose. the sweetness remains a constant. (3,000 Apple, pear, cinnamon, nutmeg, pepper, and
Mint-chocolate candy, licorice, blueberry, and bottles for U.S.)—JM ground almond mingle with velvety smooth
black pepper vie with oak on the palate; caramels. An impressive Dublin-distilled pot
adding water, a juicy, fruity strain of raspberry 92 Teeling Chestnut Cask-Finished still debut from Teeling, with its diverse cask
and pomegranate emerges. The finish is dry, Single Cask (No. 29555), 55.1%, $100 mix for the 1:1 ratio of unmalted and malted
peppery, and herbal; water brings out fruit to Teeling has cleverly exploited Ireland’s whiskey barley to develop texture and complexity.
balance.—SSB regulations that specify maturation in wooden (6,000 bottles for U.S.)—JM
casks, not just oak, to release the first chest-
90 Glendalough Single Cask
Canada nut-cask Irish whiskey in the U.S. Crushed
cloves, wet rocks, mint chocolate, vanilla Pot Still (Batch 1), 43%, $55
seeds, dark roast coffee beans, Brazil nut, and Hawthorn, apple, caramel, ground almond,
92 Forty Creek Confederation antique leather on the nose. Partaking shortbread, and finely ground pepper on an
Oak Reserve Small Batch unshackles gingerbread, treacle, clove, black alluring nose. Gentle, creamy mouthfeel with
(Lot 1867 L), 40%, $65 coffee, black fruits, and plain chocolate. Dark, caramel, dried apple, a moderate attack of clove
A complex nose with citrus fruits, hints of gothic whiskey from a shadowy part of the and pepper, and a finish of mild spices and
sultanas, barrel tones, mild vanilla, butter- warehouse to devour at midnight. (846 bottles bakery treats. Irish oak-finished whiskeys are a
scotch, and manuka honey. The sweetish for U.S.)—JM rare occurrence, making this a good stepping-
palate is rich in stone fruits—peaches and stone into the category, though it’s mellow by
apricots that merge into a vaguely pithy 90 Glendalough 25 year old pot still standards. (10,500 bottles for U.S.)—JM
nuttiness, then dried Mediterranean fruits: Irish Oak-Finished, 46%, $499
dates and figs. Classic slippery corn sweetness Taking a leaf from other successful virgin Irish 88 Redbreast Small Batch Cask
complements hot, sweet rye spices. Ends in a oak finishes, Glendalough is the first to Strength (Batch D), 58.9%, $100
medium, vaguely oaky, smoky finish.—DdeK deploy this powerful tool on aged Irish single An appealing nose, as an unrestrained
malt. Dark gold with complex aromas: treacle, spiciness surges out of the glass, uncovering
89 Gibson’s 12 year old toffee apple, walnut shells, new leather boots, notes of rowan jelly, baked pear, date, and
Finest Rare, 40%, $28 hints of blackcurrant, bramble, prune, whole lively sherry notes. Slightly sour baked
Fruit, grape skins, high esters, and oiliness on spices, and roasted meat juices. Sour plum, Bramley apple flavors are sideswiped by a rush
the nose yield to sweet fruits on the palate, 100% cacao, peppercorn, cassis, and slight of spices on a wave of high-strength alcohol,
with mild white pepper broadening into a bitter tannic notes, becoming liqueur-like somewhat anticlimactically suspending further
flavor development. Water rescues, coaxing MEXICO Light smoke, wood polish, mixed nuts, and
out lemon and gooseberry, with spice-flecked 88 Sierra Norte Native Oaxacan Red licorice in the lengthy finish. Pleasing balance of
vanilla toffee to finish. (252 bottles)—JM Corn Single Barrel (No. 67), sweet, savory, and smoky notes.—GS
45%, $45/375 ml
87 Redbreast Small Batch Cask Master distiller Douglas French unveils the
ISLAND SINGLE MALTS à
Strength (Batch C), 59.1%, $100 single-barrel results of his latest heritage corn 90 Talisker Distillery Exclusive
Cherry, raisin, aniseed, ground pepper, and experiments: a dry and spicy nose with graham (2019 Release), 48%, £95
fruitcake on the nose. The taste experience cracker, cornbread, red licorice, buttered Initial maturation of this expression took place
builds to a spicy clove and pepper fistfight, corncobs, and a cloud of spices. It’s a big in refill casks, followed by heavily charred
and while there are glimpses of red apple, it mouthful with flavors of fruit concentrate, red American oak hogsheads, and finally Euro-
takes time for the spiciness to subside and the bell pepper, baked orange, clove, star anise, pean oak puncheons. The nose is relatively
other flavors don’t ever really get a chance. peppercorn, and toffee, with the spices light, fruit-forward, slightly floral, spicy, and
Even the chocolate notes on the finish are congregating around the tip of the tongue, mildly ashy. Citrus fruits and sweet peat
harried by the spices. Dilution delivers much then a slightly vegetal finish.—JM smoke on the palate, with fruit and oak spices.
more enjoyable flavors. (252 bottles)—JM Orchard fruits in the finish, with just a hint of
87 Sierra Norte Native Oaxacan Green classic Talisker pepper. (6,000 bottles;
IRISH BLENDED Corn Single Barrel (No. 224), distillery only)—GS
94 Midleton Very Rare 2019, 40%, $220 45%, $75/375 ml
See Collectibles, page 113 This single-barrel release made from an
BLENDED SCOTCH à
attractive heritage corn has herbal notes of 93 Ballantine’s 21 year old
89 Jameson Triple Triple, 40%, $36/liter dill, cilantro stalks, and hints of tarragon, with Golden Zest, 40%, $151
Named because it’s triple-distilled and matured green melon, boiled corn, and dried apple. Perhaps the most alluring name ever given to
in sherry, bourbon, and malaga casks, this has Sipping it begins with a fruity palate of citrus, a whisky, this has a nose of bright, zesty,
a syrupy, fruity sweetness with notes of red raspberry, and green fruits, which are joined potent clementine with vanilla sponge cake,
cherry, green apple, pear, peeled clementine, by dill, ginger root, pepper, and a touch of fudge, heady floral scents, toasted coriander
vanilla toffee, and a generous helping of pot bitterness. A hot and spicy finish with rem- seeds, and peppercorn. Citrus drives the
still spiciness. Orange and lemon segments, red nants of unsweetened fruit.—JM palate, but it’s sweet and tangy, and arrives
apple, caramel, Jell-O cubes tossed in pow- with vanilla, fudge, toffee, and twinkling little
dered sugar, and background spices make this
WELSH SINGLE MALT flights of spice. Brilliant blending and the
sweeter and fruitier than regular Jameson, 93 Penderyn 12 year old tastiest exploration of Ballantine’s signature
though the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Portwood Cask-Matured Single notes to date. (Travel Retail exclusive)—JM
(U.S. Travel Retail exclusive)—JM Cask (No. PT113), 60.4%, $140
Rosy red apples, damson jam, quince jelly,
IRISH SINGLE POT STILL à
93 Method & Madness Acacia
Japan piquant spices, pomegranate juice, and cracked
black pepper on the nose. The palate dutifully Wood-Finished, 46%, ¤92
follows suit with cherry, red apple, cranberry, Equal parts fascinating and delicious, this has a
91 Kaiyo- The Sheri Mizunara Oak blackberry, and raspberry until overwhelmed by clean and creamy nose with notes of Golden
Finished (First Edition), 46%, $129 high-strength alcohol, bristling with clove, Delicious apples, vanilla, golden sugar, snuff,
Don’t get me wrong, this is delicious, but while pepper, and ginger spices. Lastly, a vanilla-cup- and a sprinkle of lime zest. Brown sugar, praline
the mizunara oak subtleties cannot match the cake sweetness is enhanced by cooked apple, edging on chocolate flavors, stone and orchard
intensity of the sherry influence on the nose, its while water conjures up a delicious watermelon fruits, vanilla, light toffee, and a late sensation
flavor contribution to this multidimensional note, with a finish of overbaked deep-dish of spices nipping the tongue. Dark toffee,
whisky is rather wonderful. Strawberry, sherry, apple pie. (251 bottles)—JM coffee grounds, and bitter chocolate join the
fig, prune, and nuts on the nose and palate, spices in the finish (2,500 bottles).—JM
enriched with fragrant spices, millionaire’s
shortbread, vanilla tablet, base notes of pepper, International 91 Method & Madness Wild Cherry
and a finish of sherry, fig, and spice.—JM
Market Wood-Finished, 46%, ¤92
This pale-gold whiskey has a bright and
Madeline Monahan
of Pittsburgh and
her father enjoyed a
taste of Talisker 25
year old at a holiday The O’Connors celebrated David O’Connor’s (center) 80th
gathering. Cheers! birthday with a trip to Louisville and distillery visits on the
Kentucky Bourbon Trail. Happy birthday, David!
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by TERRY SULLIVAN
picture is worth a thousand there are tiki cocktails worth drinking. Make addition of…a tumbler containing a dram of
words! No, sorry, it’s not. that sixteen. There are now over 350 million dark liquid—in the latest Unicode Version
A picture isn’t even worth of those Martini-glass emojis, or the same 9.0 update, has finally lead [sic] to equality
seven words, and if you number as cat videos on middle-schoolers’ among drink icon choices.”
disagree, try expressing that Facebook pages. Well, thank the shade of Elijah Craig for
notion—that a picture is worth a thousand And then one day I got an emoji of a dou- that. Free at last. No longer will people be
words—with a picture. ble Old-Fashioned glass, which the Unicode forced to send pictures of the bone-in rib eye
Which is why I deleted the gazillion emojis community thinks is a tumbler, with brown they’re eating at Peter Luger without being
that my phone thought I needed. I ignored allowed to add a cartoon of their pre-pran-
them until they (whoever they are) added dial pop in the subject line. (Alongside a
pictures of faces expressing emotions I steak emoji, of which there are twelve,
couldn’t identify. It was then that I realized which is ten more than the steaks on
emojis are an attempt to return to the days offer at Peter Luger.)
of ideograms, to ignore the progress of And I don’t want or need any of
written English from Beowulf to Eric them. Most of all, I don’t want or
Blair, Milton to Mark Twain, and need—and here please accept my
revert to hieroglyphics. To pitch W. apologies for causing this to ap-
H. Auden down the drain in favor of pear in print—a poop emoji. There
the Tutankhamun cartoons. are dozens of poop piles out there
But people of course still sent for your enjoyment: smiling, sad,
them to me. I was awash in and dancing. In an inspiration I
thumbs, all of them up, and faces can’t even conceive of, there is
happy, sad, nauseated, and what I now a mason-jar beer-mug emoji
think is semi-bemused with a head- with an added poop emoji on it.
ache, although I can’t be sure. Last I’ll admit to linguistic codger-
week Jeff Bezos, whom careful read- hood, even syntactic curmud-
ers will remember from a previous geonry, but what I could use is a