Statement of Non-Affiliation.: Not Included in The Play's Score
Statement of Non-Affiliation.: Not Included in The Play's Score
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NARRATOR 1
NARRATOR 2
The Princesses:
SNOW WHITE,* a princess, not the main character
BELLE, the youngest daughter, very nice actually
CINDERELLA, the oldest daughter, not a terribly nice person
ELLIE (SNOW QUEEN), the middle daughter, has superpowers
The Dudes:
KING
PRINCE CHARMING
SMEAGOL
FRENCH PRINCE
ANIMATED SNOWMAN
EXECUTIONER
TALKING CANDLE MAN
BLOOD PACKET GUY
HERALD
DWARF
Cinderella’s Henchmen:
GUARDS 1-3
Team Belle:
FRENCH SOLDIERS 1-3
Other People:
TALKING TEAPOT LADY
CROWD MEMBERS
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Casting Notes
*The actress playing Snow White may play other roles in the show.
Guards, soldiers, etc. may be played by actors of any gender.
Also, this play is ridiculous. There’s no reason a person of any
ethnicity or gender couldn’t play any role. It’s probably funniest if
the princesses resemble their movie or television equivalents, but
not necessary.
Double-casting: just about every role can be double-cast. In particular,
the French soldiers can be guards or soldiers with a few quick
costume changes.
Setting
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Game of Tiaras
(one-act version)
by Don Zolidis
(The castle.)
(Mysterious music like from the prologue for Beauty and the
Beast.)
NARRATOR 1.Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom known as…
England, a mighty king lived in a powerful castle. And although he
had everything he ever wanted, the king was old and pretty stupid.
(Lights up on the KING; perhaps just a silhouette of the KING.)
He had three daughters, all of them really really beautiful—
(BELLE, CINDERELLA, and SNOW QUEEN appear, perhaps
also in silhouette.)
But the king was not satisfied with his super foxy daughters. He
wanted unconditional love, as long as it didn’t require much effort
from him, and as old age began to creep up on him, he began to
think…of a plan. A plan that would have very serious…consequences.
(Lights down on them.)
NARRATOR 2.And so it begins.
(Game of Thrones intro music.
INDERELLA stands dramatically. She raises a sign that says
C
“CINDERELLA.”
ights change to BELLE. She stands in a different dramatic pose.
L
Raises a sign that says “BELLE.”
RENCH SOLDIER 1 stands near her with a portable handheld
F
fan. It blows her hair.)
ights change to SNOW QUEEN. She shakes her hair out. Raises
L
a sign that says “SNOW QUEEN.” Raises a second sign that
says “NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH”— Raises a third sign
that says “COPYRIGHTED CHARACTER FROM RECENT
MOVIE.”
T he music ends dramatically.)
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KING.Welp, I’m done here. I’m going to travel the countryside like
a peasant as the two of you tear apart my kingdom. Somehow I wish
this could’ve all been avoided. But someone—not naming names but
her name rhymes with smell—thought she was just too cool for Dad
today. Oh well—the thousands of senseless deaths that will follow
are on your head. Peace out.
(KING peaces out and leaves with SMEAGOL.)
CINDERELLA.Well uh—this has been great. I’m going to go to my
own castle and raise an army. Just in case. Oh—Belle—maybe we can
have a sleepover tonight?
BELLE.No thanks.
ELLIE. I’m also going to head off for a little while, maybe build an
ice castle, see what shakes out. Probably raise an army. Build some
legions of giant snowmen, you know—some stuff that’s been on my
to-do list for a while.
CINDERELLA.Cool.
ELLIE.Cool.
CINDERELLA.Get her!
(BELLE runs off. The GUARDS chase after her.)
ELLIE.Dad’s birthdays are always so eventful.
(PRINCE CHARMING enters.)
PRINCE CHARMING.Hey I’m late to the party did I miss anything?
CINDERELLA.Oh Prince! Remember when we danced together?
PRINCE CHARMING.Not ringing a bell.
CINDERELLA. You brought a shoe to my house, and then my
sisters tried to trick you before my bird minions clawed out their
eyes?
PRINCE CHARMING.Oh yes. I remember their horrible screams.
CINDERELLA.I’ve got a castle somewhere around here—come on
over, we can have some coffee, join forces to crush my sister—that
sort of thing. Look at her—she says she doesn’t even need a prince.
ELLIE.I don’t need a stupid prince. I could use a prince who comes
complete with his own army. Plus, I totally have magic powers.
CINDERELLA.My fairy godmother would wipe the floor with you.
ELLIE. Where’s your fairy godmother now? You see her? I don’t
see her.
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