The-Frogs-Play-Script SIMPLIFIED
The-Frogs-Play-Script SIMPLIFIED
A comedy by Aristophanes
(Simplified Version)
Check the students know what the difference between a comedy and a tragedy is…
Characters:
- Set in Athens. It is a bad time for Greek plays. Tragedies just aren’t tragic enough,
comedies just aren’t funny enough. The audiences are crying at the bad jokes in the
comedies and laughing at the bad acting in the tragedies. The god of wine and
entertainment, Dionysus, has had enough. He wants to fix things and make plays
good again. So he has a little think (scratch beard), and, because he is the god of
wine, a little drink (drink wine), and then he comes up with a CUNNING PLAN…
- Dionysus decides… to go to Hades (land of the dead). Why? Because all the good
writers of plays are dead, and he wants to go and find a good writer, bring them back
and get them to write some really good plays.
- Can anyone think of a good way to go to the land of the dead? (Apart from actually
dying!) Does anyone know another Greek story where someone went to Hades and
came back alive?
- Heracles (Dionysus’s brother) had already been to the land of the dead. He went
there to steal Cerberus, the three-headed guard dog of Hades. He’s a big strong hero
(make big strong hero muscles). He knows all about it. You have to find Charon (big
scary ferryman) and he will row you across the lake and drop you off at the other
side.
- So Dionysus and Heracles go to the boat and find Charon and ask him to take them
across. Now, it’s a looooooong way to Hades, and the two brothers start to get bored
(yawn)
- Suddenly, they hear a noise. “What is that noise?” asks Dionysus. “Oh it’s just the
frogs” says Charon (enter frog chorus)
- These aren’t just any frogs. They think they’re funny. And they like to sing about it. A
lot.
- Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn’t, he jumped!
- Not ‘ribbit’ but "brek-kek-kek-koax-koax" (get students to chorus this) And they also
burp quite a lot, if anyone wants to do that too.
- Just to add to the confusion, Dionysus and Heracles decide to play a trick on the King
and Queen of the underworld by swapping clothes. When they get to the shore the
king and queen, Pluto and Persephone, come to greet them. Now, can you remember
what Heracles did last time he was in the underworld? He stole Cerberus, the three
headed dog. Are Pluto and Persephone happy about this? No they aren’t! As soon as
they see Dionysus, who they think is Heracles (because they swapped clothes), they
send him to be whipped as a punishment! Go on Dionysus, off to be whipped!
- Poor Dionysus comes back with a very sore behind, and not surprisingly wants to
swap clothes so he won’t get any more punishments that are supposed to be for
Heracles. So they swap clothes again.
- But right at that moment one of Persephone’s maids recognises Heracles and invites
him to an amazing party she is having – a big feast with lots of dancing. So off they
go! Poor Dionysus, missing out on all the fun! But he has an important job to do – do
you remember why he came to the underworld in the first place? To find a good
writer!
- There are two really good writers in Hades. One called Aeschylus (esk-a-lus), who had
died many many years ago, and one called Euripides, who died less than a year ago.
As soon as they hear that one of them is going to come back from the dead they start
to fight: “I’m the best writer!” , “No, I’M the best writer!”
- What’s the best way to find out who writes the best plays? A poetry competition, of
course! (give poems below to Aeschylus and Euripides, and get them to read them ).
Best poet wins. Frogs get to vote. (In the actual story, Aeschylus wins, the moral of
the play is that the old ways are the best ways). Frogs escort the winner off the stage.
Everyone take a bow.
Aeschylus
POEM 1
POEM 2
Euripides
POEM 1
POEM 2