Romance & Flirting

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Don't Do Dull Dinner Dates by Michael Webb In my observations of the dating scene (both singles and married couples) the most common date is the dinner date. It's a natural fit as we all need to eat and no one really enjoys eating alone. Also, going out for dinner takes much less effort than cooking at home. If you are getting a little bored with the typical dinner date, there are some ways of livening things up. In most mid-sized to large cities there are places where you can go for dinner and enjoy entertainment at the same time. An example of a unique dining experience is a Mystery Dinner. Some restaurants invite local actors to perform a murder mystery play in the midst of diners who are supposed to guess "who done it" by the time dessert is served. Cigar/wine dinners are becoming a booming industry. Some of the finer restaurants are having several course pre-planned dinners with different exotic cigars/wines served throughout the evening. You will have to lay out a bit more cash than the average dinner but they make a wonderful special occasion. How about eating a meal while laughing hysterically? If this sounds like fun to you then you might want to look for a comedy club nearby that serves meals. I would recommend knowing a little about the comedian before you make reservations. Some can be extremely crude, which might not be the type of humor you or your date would enjoy. Dinner and a movie seem to go hand in hand so dinner theaters are a natural fit. These movie houses usually show second-run films while you are enjoying your meal. The price of admission is usually much lower than what you would pay to see a newly released film so it is even less expensive than your average "dinner and a movie" date. Dinner dates are great -- as long as they aren't dull. Why She Has To "Show Me Something"? by: John Alanis When most men set out to attract a woman, the first thing they want to do is "impress her." They may show up in a fancy car (rented, sometimes) take her to a 5 star restaurant, and "flash the cash" all in the hopes that she'll like him. One of two things usually happens here. If he flashes enough cash, she'll hang around to spend it all, sucking him dry while she plays around with men she's really attracted to. Or, more likely, she'll just dismiss him as another waldo with more money than brains, and a small self image.

Guys who set out to "impress women" are done before they even start. Why? Because the desire to impress someone is a way of giving authority in the relationship to them, a sure attraction killer with women. Guys who are successful with women take the opposite viewpoint: if he's going to allow her to spend time with him, she has to impress him. And, she has to continue to impress him. That's my attitude. If a woman wants to spend time with me, she has to show me something, has to prove to me she's got more going for her than all the ordinary women I could attract. And, once she's spending time with me, she has to continue to show me something, because I'm always "churning the bottom of the roster" looking for a gem. Is this attitude arrogant? Depends on who you ask. Many guys who are not successful would say it is. People who are successful, however, recognize it as time management, pure and simple. See, when you have the ability to create attraction, you're in demand. If your not careful, you can waste a lot of time with women who are not suited for you. But if you have the attitude that she must impress you, you'll quickly remove those who are just time wasters, replacing them with those who are worth your time. Remember, she must impress YOU, not the other way around. 10 Ways to Find Out If You're in Love Whenever you think about the future she is in it. She becomes the most important part of your life. You enjoy letting her get her way a lot of the time. You love spending time with her no matter where it is. You don't notice other women as much or at all. You've don't think about your ex. You can't stop thinking about being with her. You care about her. You find her imperfections perfect. You are comfortable telling her anything Y Guys like Gals?
Thread Started on Dec 7, 2005, 7:16am

WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls... 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder 3. How cute they look when they sleep 4. the ease in which they fit into our arms 5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world 6. How cute they are when they eat 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while 8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side 9. the way they look good no matter what they wear 10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue 12. the way her hand always finds yours 13. the way they smile 14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later you will be arguing about something 16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you' 18. Actually ... ! ! ju! ! st the way they kiss you... 19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry 20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (Even though we don't admit it)! 23. the way they say "I miss you" 24. the way you miss them 25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. Romantic countries in the world
Thread Started on Dec 6, 2005, 11:39pm

ROMANTIC COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD These are some of the romantic countries in the world. H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection. B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always. N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers. I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration. K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity.

E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always. P.E.R.U. - Phorget Everyone... Remember Us. T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull

Your Guide to Kissing by the Signs Kissing by the Signs Wondering how to satisfy your lover's ardent feelings? Keep reading for insight into the passionate nature of the Signs and then take the Kissing Style Quiz to discover what your liplocks reveal about you and your romantic destiny! Aries Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone. Taurus Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on... Gemini Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations. Cancer Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go. Leo Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance. Virgo Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished. Libra You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses. Scorpio You skip the kiss and get to straight to whatever comes next for you. Sagittarius Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more. Capricorn Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.

Aquarius Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open. Pisces Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.

LovE tiPs 4 girLs Do something he would probably never expect - Send "Him" flowers! Spend intimate time with him. No television, no telephone, no computer, just you and him. Always respect him. Respect is one of the things men treasure the most in relationships. Touch him affectionately: put your hand on the small of his back, run your fingers through his hair, using your fingertips, lightly trace the inside of his forearm. Tell him he is "handsome," "rugged," and "strong", try not to use "cute." Surprise him with a candle-lit dinner. Tell him that you feel safe when you're in his arms. Encourage him in whatever he does--sports, work, whatever. Watch sports with him, even if it isn't your thing. Forgive him when he messes up.

LovE tiPs 4 boYs Make a cassette tape of your and her favorite love songs, then record (in your voice) a special, romantic message at the end! Write her a poem. Leave little notes around telling her things you love about her. Let her rest her head in your lap. If she's feeling stressed out, give her a massage and help her work out a better way to do things. If she makes dinner, offer to do the dishes. Always be a gentleman--hold the door for her.

Give her the same respect you enjoy from her. Make an effort to get to know (and if you can, love) her family.

LovE tiPs 4 botH Take time to enjoy each other's company. Make every effort to become each other's best friend. Share your dreams with each other. Don't keep them to yourselves, thinking your partner should know them. I know of very few, if any, people that are mind readers. Forgive each other quickly of their mistakes. NEVER go to bed mad. Regardless of how angry you are, forgive quickly, and never sleep apart. Tell your partner, "Drive safely please. I love you!." Give each other hugs at least twice a day. Take time to meditate and/or pray together. Spend time with other happy couples - it might just rub off on you. Go to a dance instructor and take dance lessons together. Be the first one to say "I'm sorry" after a disagreement. Respect each other's need for quiet private time. Take long moon-lit walks on the beach, or through the park, while holding hands. Make your anniversary celebration an all day event. If possible take the day off from work, and celebrate your love all day.

Guidelines of Love

Thread Started on Dec 6, 2005, 7:29am

"LOVE" is Musical, Romantic & Poetic, provided you know how to establish it.Following are the most essential guidelines that should be maintained to achieve the "LOVE OF YOUR LIFE".Please don't take it as a joke because the guidelines are provided by one of the leading Psychiatrist. 1. Be true & reliable to the person whom you love. 2. First know the "Love of your life" & then proceed. 3. Be confident, free, frank, bold, liberal, generous, responsible & dignified in making "The

relationship of lifetime".These qualities remove suspicion, jealousy, fear, anger, hatred, inferiority/superiority complex & obsession.That is, build up your own personality & be matured enough to carry out the relationship with honor. 4. Make the love-relationship interesting & humorous, but definitely not boring, monotonous & disturbing.Do something new & different.Keep the charm intact. 5. Have patience & proceed slowly but steadily.You'll surely win the race. 6. First deserve then desire...if you've an ambition to establish this sweet relationship with somebody very special & dear to your heart, then get yourself wholly accomplished (physically & mentally) so as to get a permanent position & acknowledgement from your beloved's side.Create a deep, non-erasable impression in the heart of your "Love", keeping in mind his/her own attitude (sometimes in the zest of creating impression, without knowing the temperament of that "Special Person", people create negative impression...be very perticular about this thing).So, mutual understanding is quite essential.For that, first be good friends....chat, roam, have party, stay as close as possible (ofcourse don't intrude), think whether both of you can adjust with one another or not, slowly get intimated & if everything goes correctly, then CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU!!...as you're the ultimate winner of the heart of your "LOVE". 7. Honor the sentiment & feelings of your "love".Share ideas, try to solve his/her problems in a diplomatic way so that your "Love" doesn't have the feeling in mind that you're dominating or dictating him/her.Be friend...not dictator. 8. Love deeply & passionately.Although speechless love is far more deep & true than those with too much negotiation, but still some talks are essential before final conclusion.Always provide that time & chance.Never lose hope or get depressed.Life is ever-changing.Believe in LOVE...Trust in LOVE. 9. Never ever impose your own thoughts, mentality & decision.Never put restriction & snatch away freedom from your "Love's" life, as love is not imprisonment, love is vast & free.Don't ever treat your love as your own personal property & make him/her isolated from everything or everybody.In that case, you'll never be able to get the golden touch of pure love & will finally get the tag of a "Murderer".Love cannot be achieved by force.If you're facing some kind of problem, then discuss it with your "Love" & solve it peacefully, but never get desperate & your attitude will lead to cruelty & ultimate destruction of this "Divine Relationship".Initiate this relationship with "Love" & not with false"Hatred" or "Rivalry". 10. Always keep your love-relationship a private & personal one.Never give over-exposure as then your "Love" can feel that you're scandalizing him/her & thus feel humiliated.Don't ever offend your love in that way.Then your own "Love" will never be free & comfortable with your company & will always feel that you'll disclose everything to everybody.First take the consent of your "Love" & then give publicity of this "Priceless Relationship of your Life". 11. Don't hesitate or hide to express your feelings to your "Love".Don't ever try to deliver your own feelings towards the person whom you love through somebody else.Be straightforward, nice & dignified in expressing yourself.Always be in your original self & use your original name while expressing your own deep feelings.If you cannot reach to this level, this shows your own weakness & unability to establish this "Responsible Relationship" by yourself; also it is an exposure to your very own private feelings towards your "Love", which is quite objectionable & matter of ridicule. 12. No matter how close you are in your personal life but still, both of you should have your own independent identity in the professional life.Both of you should have that mutual understanding between yourselves that never ever in your life, you'll get these two lives clashed with one another.This is the most serious issue that both of you have to deal with.Your personal relationship should be healthy enough so as to prevent all the hazards arising in professional life from effecting the "Lovely most personal Relationship". So, these are basic guidelines that should always be kept in mind before starting a " Sweet & Serious " Relationship of "LOVE".LOVE is fun....LOVE is life....LOVE is the most expensive

gift in someones life....these are all very common & justified quotation, but as a result of small miscalculation, LOVE can make or break a whole life.Obviously, it is not a child's play.Thus, a person should have some seriousness before establishing it. Forward it to the person whom you think to be "LOVE OF YOUR LIFE" & just say those words that you cannot express still now & see what response comes!!May be it is your first step or last chance, doesn't matter...but be brave enough to deliver your own feelings. DON'T USE ANY NICK NAMES OR SHORT SWEET NAMES, JUST COME UP IN YOUR ORIGINAL FORM!! Note for Boys: Girls, no matter how strong & steady in personality they are, still they expect boys to approach first & express themselves.So....BOYS, please show that much chivalry towards the "Most Important Goal" that you want to achieve.The circuit will be completed if you can provide a gift of HASEEN DARD :' (" to your " SAATHIYA " ).

Learning to Walk Away by El Perro Okay, so you've read and re-read the articles at SoSuave, you've improved your wardrobe, grooming, skills, etc., and you've built up the confidence to talk to women -- you are ready! But what happens when you get that first rejection, or get dissed by that 10 that you really wanted? What if you are in a slump and get rejected one time too many? Don't laugh -- I've personally seen this situation too many times. There's only one way to handle something like this: LEARN TO WALK AWAY! You see, you need to realize that no matter how hard you try, no matter how wonderful you are, you will not appeal to everyone you meet. That's okay - their loss, right? But, as everyone here already knows, one shot to your self-esteem can lead you down that slippery slope toward Wussland - BUT ONLY IF YOU LET IT! Yeah, it takes balls to get a number from a girl, but it also takes balls to throw it away if she's playing with you. It takes balls to initiate a conversation with a total stranger, but it also takes balls to break it off if you see that you're wasting your time. What I'm trying to say is, if you break it off first you won't feel like such a chump, you won't seem so needy, and she won't get the chance to dive-bomb your ego -- you've made it clear that SHE is wasting YOUR time, not the other way around. This is the Don Juan Way Jump Start the Romance by Michael Webb

Do you have a garage with an automatic door opener? Have I got a clever idea for you. The next time you really want to surprise your husband/wife as they come home, go into the garage and tie a three foot string onto the bottom handle of the garage door. On the other end of the string attach a card or lightweight (non-breakable) gift. When they hit the opener, the card will magically rise from the floor to greet them as they arrive. Now, if you would like to go over the top with this idea, tie balloons, streamers and other festive items to the bottom of the door too. You could even create a banner that would run the entire length of the garage if you were up to it.

Why People Should Date after Marriage by Michael Webb

One of the biggest complaints from men and women about their spouses is how much they have changed since they were first dating. We tend to put our best foot forward during the courting ritual, doing our utmost to impress our dates. We try to be polite, courteous, caring, giving, sensitive, well-groomed and wellmannered. Then we get married (or engaged or move in together) and revert back to our old, self-centered, slovenly tendencies. If you feel that your relationship may have lost some of its 'spark,' ask yourself if you are acting the same way as when you went out on those first few dates. Can you imagine how different our relationships would be if we always behaved as though we were wooing our significant other? We would belch, complain, argue, curse, whine and nag less. We would bathe, smile, caress, encourage, give, clean and communicate more. If you desire to keep (or renew) that first date spark, you should never stop dating and courting the one you love, no matter how long you have been together.

33 Facts about Guyz 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. they prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate flirts. 3.When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is.

4. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 5. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. 6. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 7. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. 8. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. 9. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as " try again tomorrow". ......so true. 10. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. 11. Guys love their moms. 12. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses . 13. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. 14. You can never understand him unless you listen to him. 15. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. 16. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. 17. Like Eve, girls are guys weaknesses.

18. Guys are very open about themselves. 19. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long. 20. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. 21. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty. 22. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.......very true. 23. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 24. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. 25. Guys think too much. 26. Guys' fantasies are unlimited. 27. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does!......very true.

28. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!! 29. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls. 30. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. 31. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you. 32. Guys hate girls who overreact. ......sumtimes. 33. Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.

Interesting Letter to the Sweetheart...!

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda) , after WIPRO (Applying Thought) so much, I dare to say that You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don't worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let's Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone's Invited) and after marriage we'll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME - The World's best homemakers)

Trust in God who's always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other) . Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life) , SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!!!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil maange more)...!

LG (Digitally Yours)...!

Something really very emotional u will end up tear

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers. One day a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years, tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to the court. The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment. He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. After a few months, this time, a good looking middle aged woman tried to board the bus but the conductor didn't stop the bus. Unfortunately, this time also,the good looking middle aged woman came under the bus and died on the spot. Again angry passengers took him to the police station, who in turn took him to the court The judge took one look at the conductor and gave him capital punishment.! The Bus conductor was taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time also to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession. A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus. This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experiences, stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to the court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment. The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room and a single banana peel at one corner of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. This time he died instantly!!!!!!!!!!! The question is why didn't he die on the first two occasions, but died instantly the third time?? Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again. Still you couldn't, then see below......... . . . . .

. think hard . . . . . dont give up!!! . . . . . . . Whack your brain... . . . . . ! tired....???? . . . Answer : During the first two times, the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the third time, he was a good conductor, electricity passed through him freely and he died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha Ha Ha ha !!!!!!!! Obviously you gotta revise your science chapter on Electricity

Advice for the guys

Thread Started on Nov 21, 2005, 7:13am

I won't get into many details about myself on this one. I am 39-years-old, and well, let's just say that I have been around the block a few times. I love women. I love the way they look, the way they smell, and everything else about them. There are times when I think I know a lot about women, but then I remember that they are complicated creatures that can be hard for men to figure out. One thing that I have learned is that women love romance. They love it when I guy buys them flowers, for no particular reason. They love the silly little romantic things that guys sometimes do to win a woman's heart while dating. I think the tick is to keep doing those silly little romantic things even after you won her heart. Most women put a lot of time and effort into the way they look. They like to hear that they are beautiful. Don't just assume that they know it; tell them. Whisper "sweet nothings" in their ear and forever stay on that romantic level. I think it is easy to forget just how much they want, and need that.

99 Secrets about Guys that every girl should know.

Dear Friends, Make each moment your life. Life enought today insted of bother about part and planning about future and that will lead to live a successful life. Here is a very nice stuff I m posting for to u guys, I m sure both girl n guys will like this. Enjoy! 1. Guys don't actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls. 2. Guys hate flirts. 3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards. 4. When a guy says he doesn't understand you, it simply means you're not thinking the way he is. 5. "Are you doing something?" or "Have you eaten already?" are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering. 6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about. 7. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics. 8. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile. 9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention. 10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend. 11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them. 12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can't. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is drinking! 13. Guys cry!!! 14. Don't provoke the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will. 15. Guys can never dream and hope too much. 16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat. 17. When you touch a guy's heart, there's no turning back. 18. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind!" would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands. 20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like. 21. When a guy makes a prolonged "umm" or makes any excuses when you're asking him to do you a favor, he's actually saying that he doesn't like you and he can't lay down the card for you. 22. When a girl says "no", a guy hears it as "try again tomorrow." 23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly. 24. Guys hate gays! 25. Guys love their moms. 26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses. 27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her. 28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him. 29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does. 30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can. 31. Like Eve, girls are guys' weaknesses. 32. Guys are very open about themselves. 33. It's good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don't let him wait that long. 34. No guy is bad when he is courting 35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot. 36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they're not that much pretty. 37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend. 38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice. 39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you. 40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts. 42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one. 43. Guys virtually brag about anything. 44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them. 45. Guys think too much. 46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited. 47. Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! 48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too possessive. So watch out girls!!! 49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl. 50. It's not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially when they've been together for 3 years or more. 51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting involved with that guy. 52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be matured and grow up. 53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically. 54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power. 55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed girl thingycats with their girlfriends. 56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he's sweating. You'll probably see that he is nervous. 57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is. 58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me" 59. Guys don't really have final decisions. 60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him. 61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something. 63. Guys believe that there's no such thing as love at first sight, but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is wrong. 64. Guys like femininity not feebleness. 65. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do. 66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him. 67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups. 68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake. 69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding! 70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes. 71. A guy's friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage. 72. Don't be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejection. 73. Don't be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you'll be surprised. 74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than attracting guys. 75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls. 76. Guys don't comprehend the statement "Get lost" too well. 77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them more. 78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tries to be polite. 79. Guys don't care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls. 80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them,they'll realize they're wrong. 81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He's just too stubborn to deal with it. 82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears. 83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee. 84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a

way out. 85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at fixing things. 86. When a guy looks at you, either he's amazed of you or he's criticizing you. 87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance, ignore him. 88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you. 89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you're with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does. 90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience. 91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in front of you! 92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why. 93. When a guy says he can't sleep if he doesn't hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you. 94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him praying sometimes. 95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl. 96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things. Not their hair! 97. If a guy says you're beautiful, that guy likes you. 98. Guys hate girls who overreact. 99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships. I hope you guys liked this.

For Girls Only!!! How to know he Likes You! These are some of the more subtle clues - keep your eyes open - you may have more guys flirting with you than you realize!!! He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation. It may take you by surprise. You might have been talking when he was around and two

weeks later he'll say, "Well, you like orange fizz..." His voice changes when he talks to you in a group. He may say "Hey." to everyone with you, but the "Hey." to you is a little different. His voice gets softer when the two of you talk. Sometimes he stares straight into your eyes. His eyes get 'soft' when he looks at you. They change slightly or get relaxed around the edges. It's subtle, but you can tell if you watch... (You may already be aware of it at a subconscious level - that's what made you start wondering if he likes you...) When he's near you or talking with you, his eyes travel in a little circle around your face and land back on your eyes. (Like he's looking at your whole face - then back to your eyes.) He watches your lips. (Dead give away.) His friends start asking you questions - if you haven't met him yet - they may ask what your name is. Or may ask you what you think about 'him.' If his friends are paying attention to you after he's been staring at you - it can mean that he's been talking about you. He tells you that you smell nice... (No hidden meaning here - it's a good thing.) He might act weird around you or seem very nervous. His behavior may just plain change when you're around. If he's normally quiet, he may get louder, or vice versa. It's the difference in behavior that's the clue.

Flirt Messages [SMS] Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you? If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together. What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you. Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ? Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had. You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body! Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ... The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! Are you free for the rest of your life? I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together! Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart! Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB! Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel! I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend! If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream. Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken. God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "f**kable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. * Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back... Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say? Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds ! You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth! You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!! There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!! I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.

Do your feet never hurt ? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long.... Love is in the air... nuts if only I had a plane right now ... When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes! You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me. If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever. Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart! If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich! Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire! Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you. Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry! Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...

What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight. At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you... Life is much brighter with you around ! Don't let your mind rule over your heart. You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ... Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind! Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile. If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever ....... I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me. It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...! The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell ! Where ever you're going, I'm going your way ! Are you free for the rest of your life?

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ? During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love! Love is...looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!! Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them. I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking? If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together! Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart! Your daddy must be a terrorist 'cus you're DA BOMB! Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again? I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promise forever to be my friend! Ferrari's are red, Lambo's are blue... but I am as happy in a mini with you. Every man dreams of a beautiful woman, so do I ... I dream of you. If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me . In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream. Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken. Have you drilled the butterflies in your stomach gedresseerd? I haven't! I saw you at a distance but you never approached, but that what did never happen, never passes! If love is blind, how will she find me ? Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbours not! The less you open up to others, the more you will suffer. Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!! There is a clown in my heart. Small and very special, he can dance and jump, laugh and sing ... are you sad and crying, you can borrow him. I love the spring mornings, the afternoons in autumn, the winter evenings and the summer nights....but you I love more ! I would have answered your letter soonerb but you did not write me one. I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.. Nice Ass!!!!!!! I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so everytime you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration? I like your style- I like your class- but most of all i like your arse! Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!

I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins! Of all the babes ur my selection.please dont giv me a rejection.my teeth are clean for ur Inspection so giv my mouth a tongue injection! If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?

Can Men Ever Win? Can Men Ever Win? # If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. # If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy. # If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. # If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. # If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. # If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better. # If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. # If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. # If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. # If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. # If you cry, you're a wimp. # If you don't, you're an insensitive @#$%. # If you thump her, it's wife bashing. # If she thumps you, it's self defense. # If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. # If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. # If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. # If she asks you, it's a favor. # If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape,you're sexist. # If you don't, you're unromantic. # If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. # If you don't, you're a slob. # If you buy her flowers, you're after something. # If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

# If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. # If not, you're not ambitious. # If she has a headache, she's tired. # If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore Diff b/w North and South Indian Girl.. ********* U have to think twice b4 committing to a North IndianGirl********** 1. At the time of marriage, a north Indian girl has more boyfriends than her age. 2. Before marriage, she looks almost like a bollywood heroine and after marriage you have to go around her twice to completely hug her. 3. By the time she professes her undevoted love to you, you are bankrupt because of the number of times you had to take her out to movie theatres and restaurants. And you wait longingly for her dowry. 4. The only dishes she can think of to cook is paneer butter masala, aloo sabji, aloo gobi sabji, aloo matar, aloo paneer, that after eating all those paneer and aloos you are either in the bed with chronic cholestrol or chronic gas disorder. 5. The only growth that you see later in your career is the rise in your monthly phone bill. 6. You are blinded by her love that you think that she is a blonde. Only later do you come to know that it is because of the mehandhi that she applies to cover her gray hair. 7. When you come home from office she is very busy watching "Kyonki saas bi kabi bahu thi" that you either end up eating outside or cooking yourself. 8. You are a very "ESpecial" person to her. 9. She always thought that Madras is a state and covers the whole of south india until she met you. 10. When she says she is going to "work out" she means she is going to "walk out" 11. She has greater number of relatives than the number of people you have in your home town. 12. The only two sentences in English that she knows are "Thank you" and "How are you" 13. She thinks Govinda can dance better than Michael Jackson. ******WHAT IT MEANS TO HAVE A South indian GIRL-FRIEND***********

Her mother looks down at you because you didn't study in IIT or Madras /Anna University. Her father starts or ends every conversation with " ... I say..." She shudders if you use four letter words. She has long hair, neatly oiled and braided (The Dubai based Oil Well Company will negotiate with her on a 25 year contract to extract coconutoil from her hair.) She uses the word 'Super' as her only superlative. Her name is another name for a Goddess or a flower. Her first name is longer than your first name, middle name and surname combined When she mixes milk and rice you are never sure whether it is for the Dog or for herself. For weddings, she sports a mini jasmine garden on her head and wears silk saris in the Madras heat without looking too uncomfortablewhile you are melting in your singlet. She thinks Mohan Lal is the sexiest man alive. Her favourite cricketer is Krishnamachari Srikkanth. Her favourite food is dosa though she has tried North Indian snacks like Chats (pronounced like the slang for 'conversation') She bursts into songs with her cousins in every movie. She bores you by telling you which raaga each song you hear is based on. You have to give her jewellery, though she has already got plenty of it . Her thali (Mangal Sutra) weighs more than the championship belts worn by WWF wrestlers. She is more educated than you. Her father thinks she is much smarter than you...TEXT Men: How to tell if she . . . . If one of the first things she does when noticing that you notice her, is to use her LEFT hand to brush her hair away from her face, then she may be interested. With her left hand she is displaying her "player status". If she has on no ring, she may be a player. But especially if she HAS on a ring and continues to stroke her hair away from her face, she is definitely a "player". I have found that often enough, the wedding-ring is not a hazard, but a bait. It could be a fake. It usually is if on the finger of a painfully divorced woman. If you can be sincere and patient, a hurting woman is an incredible, long-term treasure. While usually not wanting to re-marry quickly, there still are feelings which must be expressed. Be kind and be richly rewarded. Watch her eyes. At a moment when you are sure she will keep looking at you for a moment, caress her breasts with your eyes. Be obvious but not leering or slow.

Just sort of identifying her as a definite woman. Then "adjust yourself" but without using your hands. Let her know that you've just felt the first gonad rush of your encounter. (I have found later on in the evening she will ask what was going on with the little "Tango move" that I made. I say it was an uncontrollable reflex. It always comes across as a compliment. ) At this point she will begin to maneuver into a spot where she can see your other side, and can show you hers. If she is with female friends she will move to separate from them. The degree of separation may determined her "Player" status. Independent females are the most fun, and it may serve us guys right, to be put in the role of "hunted" occasionaly. Next she will arrange clothing to show her strong points and to veil her weak parts. Your response here is crucial. Try to identify what she may feel are her weaker points, and DO EVERYTHING you can to remove her shyness or allay her insecurities about them. For instance, if she is self-conscious about her tummy or waist or derriere, just say (keying onto her dress, or whatever), "There's just something about a little blue dress that makes all bodies equal - - - and your body is sure more than equal to anyone here tonight. Let's dance." Then touch her everywhere she will let you. Gentlemen, I assume you know how to be sincere. If she is lucky, this little creation will be the only life in your life for at least 24 hours. It won't hurt you to make believe it could be much longer. If YOU are lucky, it might be. Pick up lines * A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" * Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend. * God must be in a very good mood today, he made us meet . * Help the homeless. Take me home with you. * Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption. * There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. * Does God know you've escaped from Heaven? Here, come with me to my place. You can stay there until he calls looking for you. * Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! * Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here * Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. * As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! * Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! * Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. * How was heaven when you left it? * I didn't know that angels could fly so low! * If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. * If I followed you home, would you keep me? * If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. * Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! * What time do you have to be back in heaven? * Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. * Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea. * Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers. * You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! * Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Chirstmas. * Are we related? Do you want to be? * All those curves, and me with no brakes. * Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

* Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? * Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it? * I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. * I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! * If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? * Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? * Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. * You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad. * You're ugly but you intrigue me. * I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. * If god made any thing better than you he keep it for him self. * d**n, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle! * Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good? * If beauty were time, you'd be eternity. * Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are." * When God made you, he was showing off. * Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic I'm good at math, U+I=69 I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. Please help the homeless. Take me home with you... Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you. Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square? Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Baicarumba...are those real? Be unique and different, just say yes. Can I flirt with you? Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track. Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin. Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position. Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? Greetings and salivations Honey, I'm new in this town - dya think I could have directions to your house. I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away! I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night? I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list. If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice? Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before? That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate. I wonder what our children will look like. I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off? If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?

Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy? That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass. There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself. Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? You're so hot, your ass is on fire. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend? I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled... I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. What time do you have to be back in heaven? Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime? Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. Got two nipples for a dime?

Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back? I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you. Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you! You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Do you want to see something swell? Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. Have I seen you before? Oh, yeah, I remember - it was in the dictionary under the word FANBLEEDINGTASTIC! Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest? Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn". If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head? If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie. Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts. The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word. You've been a bad, bad girl (boy). Now go to my room! Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cos he sure made me horny! Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down. I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking? I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. I'm betting that you cannot wait until tomorrow, because I bet that you get more and more beautiful every day. Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Seriously honey, sex is like Pizza. Even if it bad, it still pretty darn good. When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. You know the Power company is looking for you coz you're so electrifying. You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet. You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch I disagree? No. Damn! I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Do you have any Irish in you? (if no) Would you like some? (if yes) Want some more? Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number? Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch? Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend? For a fat chick, you sure have small tits. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk" Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart." I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated. I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! If a women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You should answer: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?" The only thing that matters is that we're together. I'msorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start. . Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? Is you father a lumberjack Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here. Say, did we go to different schools together? The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." You see my friend over there? He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. You know, you're very easy on the eyes...and very hard on my erection. Want to come into the garden see my big juicy tomatoes? Want to come into the garden see my big hard cucumbers? You are so beautiful that I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees through broken glass just to jerk off in your shadow. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic I'm good at maths, U+I=69 I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. Please help the homeless. Take me home with you... Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you. Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed? You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me. You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square? Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle. Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled... I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. What time do you have to be back in heaven? Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel? You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise! You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast Be unique and different, say yes. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Hi. Are you cute? I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. I'm easy. Are you? I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. So....How am I doin'? Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one? I think about you when I masturbate.

Are we related? Do you want to be? Can you say constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask. Can you spell ICUP. I-C-U-P. You saw me pee. Do you know how to use a whip? Excuse me, do you live around here often? Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart." I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'... I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate. I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. Like the look of your crotch. Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree. Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met. Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. How was Heaven when you left it? You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine. Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good. You should be someone's wife. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine. You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. Is your name Gillette? ...coz you're the best a man can get. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever. It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

SLOGANS FOR WOMEN'S T-SHIRT 1. So many men, so few who can afford me. 2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends. 3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going. 4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all. 5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips. 6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog. 7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich. 8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen. 9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. 10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. 11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. 12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun. 13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares? 14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. 15. I hate everybody...and you're next. 16. And your point is...? 17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now. 18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time. 20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win. 21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP. 22. All stressed out and no one to choke. 23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people. 24. How can I miss you if you won't go away? 25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not. 26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy. 27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Love Chemistry WHAT EXACTLY IS THIS 'CHEMISTRY' THAT PEOPLE IN LOVE SHARE? Throughout history, mankind has deemed the heart the center of love. But scientists tell us love is all in our mind or brain. And fueled by chemicals and chemistry. Infatuation When two people are attracted to each other, a virtual explosion of adrenaline-like nuerochemicals gush forth. Fireworks explode and we see stars. PEA or phenylethylamine is a chemical that speeds up the flow of information between nerve cells. Also, involved in chemistry are dopamine and norepinephrine, chemical cousins of amphetamines. Dopamine makes us feel good and norepinephrine stimulates the production of adrenaline. It makes our heart race! These three chemicals combine to give us infatuation or "chemistry." It is why new lovers feel euphoric and energized, and float on air. It is also why new lovers can make love for hours and talk all night for weeks on end. This is the chemistry or the love sparks we all seek. Actually when we have chemistry with someone, it's not exactly flattering. In fact, some might call it insulting. Why? According to Harville Hendrix our brain dumps PEA when we identify someone who can: 1. Finish our childhood business. 2. Give us back what we lost to the socialization process of growing up. Singles search for love armed with a list of qualities desired in a mate/lover, such as honesty, fidelity, loyalty, sense of humor, intelligence, warmth, etc. Yet when that person appears they say, He/she is a really nice person, but nothing clicked, just no "chemistry." Unfortunately, we hear that click when we recognize our original parent/child situation. That's when our brain really gets those phenylethylamines and other chemicals moving. Some people become veritable love junkies. They need chemistry or this chemical excitement to feel happy about and intoxicated by life. Once this initial rush of chemicals wanes (inevitable after six months to three years, depending on the individual and the circumstances), their relationship crumbles. They're soon off again, detectives seeking a quick fix to their forlorn feelings: another chemical high from infatuation. These love junkies also have one other problem. The body builds up a tolerance to these chemicals. Then it takes more and more chemistry to bring that special feeling of love. They crave the intoxication of chemistry and infatuation. Many adults go through life in a series of six-month to three-year relationships. If these love junkies stay married, they are likely to seek affairs to fuel their chemical highs. Monogamy Only about three percent of mammals are monogamous, mating and bonding with one partner for life. Unfortunately, scientists tell us humans are not one of these naturally monogamous mammals. Maybe a few injections of vasopressin would help us. It has been called the monogamy chemical. By isolating male voles before and after mating, scientists found that lifelong mating could be linked to the action of vasopressin. Before mating, the male vole is friendly to male and female voles alike. Within 24 hours after mating, the male vole is hooked for life. W hen the chemical vasopressin kicks in, he is indifferent to all females but one. He is also totally aggressive to other males with a classic exhibition of the jealous husband syndrome.

Cuddling The chemical oxytocin has been termed the cuddling chemical. Linked to milk production in women, oxytocin makes women and men calmer and more sensitive to the feelings of others. It plays an important role in romantic love as a sexual arousal hormone that signals orgasm and prompts cuddling between lovers before, during, and after lovemaking. Oxytocin production is derived from both emotional and physical cues. A lover's voice, his/her certain look, or even a sexual fantasy can trigger the release of oxytocin. Attachment When infatuation subsides, a new group of chemicals takes over. This new type of chemical reward is created by endorphins. These morphine-like opiates calm and reassure with intimacy, dependability, warmth, and shared experiences. Not as exciting or as stressful as PEA, but steadier and more addictive. The longer two people have been married, the more likely it is that they'll stay married. In part, they become addicted to the endorphins and marital serenity. It is the absence of endorphins that make long-time partners yearn for each other when apart. Absent endorphins also play a part in grief from the death of a spouse. According to Mark Goulston, M.D., professor of psychiatry at the University of California at Los Angeles, "Adrenaline-based love is all about ourselves, we like being in love. With endorphins, we like loving." Chocolate What does chocolate have to do with love and chemistry? Actually, chocolate is full of phenylethylamine, that chemical cousin of amphetamine. So, when we say we are in love with chocolate, there is a certain chemistry there! Only Males Reading her Body Language Well who cares whether she is interested in you or not? You will soon get her interested in you! But why not have fun along the way? Watch her body reveal her thoughts as she moves from indifference towards affection. Here are some of the most obvious things you could be looking for! Her lips: * Big smiles with upper and lower teeth showing with a relaxed face. * Biting of the lips or showing of the tongue, licking her lips or touching of her front teeth. * She wets her lips, some women use only a single-lip lick, wetting the upper or lower lip, while others run the tongue around the entire lip area. * She puts her fingernail between her teeth. * She protrudes her lips and thrust her breasts forward. Her eyes: * She gazes in your eyes with deep interest and her pupils are dilated. * She raises both eyebrows exaggeratedly for a couple of seconds, this is often combined with a smile and some eye contact. * She winks at you while talking to you or winks at you from a distance.

* While talking to you, she blinks more than usual, fluttering her eyelashes. * Eyebrows raised and then lowered, then a smile indicates interest in you. Her hair: * She pushes her fingers through her hair. This can be one hand movement or more of a stroking motion. * She twirls her hair around her fingers while she is looking at you. * She is throwing her hair back off her shoulders. Her clothing: * If she is wearing clothes that show her nipples underneath and you notice they are getting perky and erect. * The hem goes up to expose a little more leg. * She is fixing, patting or smoothing her outfit to make herself look better. While she is seated: * She moves in time to the music, with her eyes on you. * She starts sitting straight up and her muscles appear to be firm. * She is sitting with her legs open. * She sits with her legs crossed in a manner to reveal her thigh. * Her legs are rubbing against each other. * Her legs are rubbing against the leg of the table. * Her crossed leg is pointed towards you or if that same leg is rocking back and forth towards you. Her hands: * She exposes the palms of her hand facing you. * While talking to you, she rests an elbow in the palm of one hand, while holding out her other hand, palm up. * She rubs her wrists up and down. * She sits with one hand touching one of her breasts. * She rubs her chin or touches her cheek. This indicates that she's thinking about you and her relating in some way * She is fondling keys, sliding hands up and down a glass, playing with toys or other things on the table. * She plays with her jewellery, especially with stroking and pulling motions. * She touches your arm, shoulder, thigh, or hand while talking to you (in case you already haven't started yourself, dumbass). * She is pretending to look at her watch as you pass her. Her voice * * * * She raises or lowers the volume of her voice to match yours. She speeds up or slows down her speaking to match yours. She laughs in unison with you. In a crowd she speaks only to you and focuses all of her undivided attention on you.

Micellaneous:

* She mirrors your body language and body positions. * Her skin tone becomes red while being around you. * She blows smoke straight out from between her lips and toward you. * She leans over and speaks into her friend's ear, just like in junior high school. * She is standing with her head thingyed slightly at an angle, one foot behind the other, hips slightly thrust forward. * At a party - every once in a while she seems to appear out of nowhere in your vicinity and if you move to another spot, soon she appears out of nowhere again, you catch her glancing in your general direction (actually, glancing at YOU dummy!:), she bumps into you. accidentally, touches you. accidentally etc:) When talking to a girl, these are some of the more important signs to watch for: * Can you keep conversation going with her? * Does she react well to Does she touch you? * Does she laugh? Well if the answers to most or all of these questions is "YES" you really don't need further guidance. do you?

KISSING THE BABE . ON THE FIRST DATE! KISSING THE BABE . ON THE FIRST DATE! THE 5 STEPS TO SUCCESS Want to make her keep coming back for more ?? Well you turned to the right place for help! Your date has been exceptionally great. All through the date you have received subtle hints to take that one step to let the hearts merge through the lips. And boy oh boy! Do you want to follow that lead or what? Don't know if you kiss great? If you are a success at working up the chemistry that makes every kiss feel so great? Would she want to go on a date with you again and wish that it ended once more one a kiss and more? Slay your doubts and read on, you are just about to let your babe experience the mindblowing kiss she has otherwise just heard and read of! 1. The first and the most important step is to test the grounds you are venturing into. Lean close to her, bordering just those couple of inches away form the kissing paradise, both of you have been conjuring in your minds. And if her attention does not seem to deviate from your lips, go guy go! 2. Moisten your lips with a casual flick of your tongue over them. Be careful that you don't make it look sleazy and obscene. 3. Brush your lips casually over hers. Attention: Avoid any other form of body contact at this point. 4. If you find her eyes closing in response. now is the right time to deepen you kiss. Open your lips inviting a sensuous exploration. Remember this your first date, allow her to take control so that you know what is really expected of you! 5. Encourage her, by pulling her ever so slightly closer. Return a kiss for a kiss, a caress for

a caress. .. And you are on the right path from here on! Where the date leads to from here on is entirely your doing! THE 5 STEPS TO SUCCESSFUL NO-RETURNS Well sometimes there are those tricky situations where you know a kiss in unavoidable, but you just don't want to go for it. Try some of the following and we guarantee your date is not going to turn around and look a second time! 1. Drooling all over her mouth while kissing. Women don't like wet or sloppy kisses. 2. While kissing, you keep your lips stiff and rigid. If they are hard as a rock it will feel like kissing a rock to her. 3. Keeping your lips closed. Women don't enjoy kissing just a slit on a guys face. 4. Keeping your eyes open. Women are ashamed of sensual boldness. 5. Groping around when you kiss. Just don't get too bold. Women don't take to sleazy guys! So guys here is your guide to make or break your date. Go ahead and make the most of it!!! BECOME AN ACCOMPLISHED FLIRT BECOME AN ACCOMPLISHED FLIRT. 10. Flirting is an attitude: A good flirt is self-confident and not afraid to take risks. Be enthusiastic and positive, it works! 9. Flirting is talking: A simple 'hi' is the best way to begin Talk about anything and everything! 8. Flirting is having fun: Be playful, light-hearted and spontaneous. Show your vulnerability. 7. Use props: Never leave home without a prop. Props are natural conversation starters. They encourage conversation and others will be compelled to start talking to you. Great props include: dogs, kids, a, a sweatshirt with your favorite passion, ties, hats, or an interesting book or newspaper. 6. Be the host: Change your behavior from the role of guest to host. You are not the passive person in waiting, but rather the welcome committee. 5. Make the first move: Move closer to the person you want to meet. Say hello!

4. Flirting is listening: You have two ears and one mouth because you should listen twice as much as you speak. Listening is a true art. Your flirting partner will be drawn to you. Everyone loves to be heard. 3. Eye contact: Make eye contact, but please look your partner in the eye gently . Don't stare - it's a turn off. 2.Flirting is falttering: Compliment your flirting partner. The best compliments have the element of surprise. The "flirtee" will know that you really noticed them. Remember, your compliments must be honest, sincere and genuine. When you receive a compliment the best response is merely, Thank You! 1. Smile: It is contagious. It will make you so much more approachable. A smile lights up your face and draws people to you. You will be a people magnet. All The Best!!

Ten Tips for making Valentine day cherish! # Create your own Valentines Day card. Compose a poem or an expression of love that expresses your personality. # Create a recollection collection scrapbook filled with favorite photographs, love letters, keepsakes from special occasions, and cherished mementos. # Make a CD of your favorite songs as a couple including love songs that you both enjoy listening to. Buy some romantic CDs, classic videos or DVDs and wrap them all together with red ribbon. # Jewelry is always a favorite. For the woman in your life, buy a heart-shaped locket and put a picture of yourself in it. Personalize the locket with your loved ones initials so shell have something to wear thats hers alone. Package it in a heart-shaped box or tied to fresh flowers. For your man, a good choice is the classic sterling silver ID bracelet or cuff links with his name or initials custom-engraved. # Give silk or glass flowers, which will last forever. If your beloved has a green thumb, give a flowering plant to put in the garden to enjoy year after year. # Prepare your loved ones favorite dinner and serve it on a romantically set table and dine by candlelight on Valentines Day. For the sweetheart with a sweet tooth, make a decadent

dessert such as a chocolate fondue with melted chocolate mixed with a touch of heavy cream, and serve it with fruit or cookies. # Give the man in your life a personalized gift for his favorite hobby such as personalized golf or tennis balls that say, I love you, Youre a hit! or Be mine, or a monogrammed humidor for cigars. # The gift of togetherness is precious, given todays busy lifestyles. Plan a romantic, surprise getaway. Take lessons together to share in each others interests like dancing, cooking or sailing. Hire a personal trainer to inspire you to exercise together, or visit a spa together. Spend a night out at the theater and have dinner at a quiet and romantic candlelit restaurant. # If you plan to propose on Valentines Day, hide the engagement ring in a box of candy or at the bottom of a heart-shaped flute filled with champagne. Buy a pair of monogrammed champagne flutes and make a toast with your favorite bubbly. # If you want to propose at home, sprinkle rose petals around the house. Place heartshaped candles around your home to create the right mood. Then, enjoy a quiet, romantic evening. Create a banner that says, Will you marry me? and hang it outside her home.