Halloween 666 The Origin by Phil Rosenberg (6 April 1994) (103p) - Text
Halloween 666 The Origin by Phil Rosenberg (6 April 1994) (103p) - Text
Halloween 666 The Origin by Phil Rosenberg (6 April 1994) (103p) - Text
By
Phil Rosenberg
6 APRIL, 1994
FADE IN:
RADIO (O.S.)
... an escaped serial killer,
convicted of the brutal murders of 34
people, was last seen in the vicinity
of - -
A GAS STATION -- !
A MAN
is by her window. He is creepy - long, rain-soaked hair,
mottled skin, eyes aglow with the furies of the insane. He
is clad in a blue jumpsuit, like those worn by both gas
station attendants AND sanitarium patients!
MAN
What'11 it be, sweet thing?
DANA
Uh, four dollars worth, please...
The man pumps the gas, leering at Dana all the while... Dana,
unnerved, attempts to ignore him, plays with the radio.
RADIO (O.S.)
. . . the lunatic, who is described as
a white male--
But all at once, he's wielding his washer like a baseball bat
and SWINGING IT into the car's side window -- !
Dana screams...
Dana makes to flee the car, but the man's attack ceases --
For a KITCHEN KNIFE has CLEAVED him cleanly across the THROAT
Only then does Dana turn around to see, in her back seat,
MICHAEL MYERS,
who, it would seem, has been riding with her the whole time.
CUT TO:
DANA
CUT TO:
DR. WOOLF
... and that's when you wake up?
Between midnight and one -- ?
DANA
Yes. Always --
DR. WOOLF
I see. And the nightmare is just as
vivid each time -- ?
%
DANA
It seems to be becoming even more so.
DR. WOOLF
These dreams you describe - their
frequency and composition - may very
well be rooted in deeper childhood
wishes and fears. This is very
cotnmon, in fact. Sometimes these
dreams fulfill these wishes --
DANA
I have never wished to be attacked
by a vicious serial killer, Dr.
Woolf.
DR. WOOLF
Your obsession with Michael Myers is
curious... It's always Myers -- ?
DANA
Always. 'l mean, if I'm going to have
to have recurring dreams, why
couldn't they involve Mei Gibson and
a desert island?
\ /
DR. WOOLF
Those dreams can be just as traumatic
upon waking, Dana. Trust me. I
know. / \
CUT TO:
CLIFTON
Sorry. Conference time. You ready
to change the world?
DANA
Absolutely. And maybe we could start
with that tie --
BRINKMAN
We've got three Special Assignment
slots for November. Let's see if we
can't make 'em good ones... No more
"Cooking Nonfat Brownies With Uncle
Pete... " Okay?
CLIFTON
Sure. But who's gonna break it to
Uncle Pete -- ?
MONICA
There's a new cancer wing at Memorial
that might be interesting. Some
prominent specialists from Boston are
working there --
BRINKMAN
Forget it. Worrying about cancer
causes cancer spreads. No more
friggin' cancer stories --
CLIFTON
Let's combine them: "The Nonfat
Brownie As Carcinogen..."
BRINKMAN
(to Clifton)
Very funny. What've you got today?
Move me, Geraldo --
CLIFTON
I thought you'd never ask. There's a
doctor in Buffalo Grove that says he
was practicing assisted suicides ten
years before Kevorkian --
BRINKMAN
And, what, now he wants residual
fees?
CLIFTON
It's a good piece --
BRINKMAN
Acch. Suicide, cancer... I want to
be entertained --
(to Dana)
Dana? How about you? Save me from
this morass of mediocrity --
DANA
Uh, up in Haddonfield, they're
celebrating Halloween for the first
time since the last murders in 1989.
BRINKMAN
The Myers murders --
DANA
Right. But it's a story about
recovery, I think. Last month's
MONEY MAGAZINE listed Haddonfield as
one of the most liveable town in
America. But many residents are
strongly opposed to the ruling to
reinstate Halloween --
CLIFTON
Murder. Morality. Civic pride. A
town haunted by its unspeakable past.
Very gothic. Titillating without
being tabloid... I like it...
MONICA
We know what you like --
BRINKMAN
Yeah. Okay. And you take it Dana.
DANA
Me, sir -- ?
BRINKMAN
Why not? Baptism by fire. Are you
up to it -- ?
DANA
Y-yes... Of course --
CLIFTON
I could go with her, boss. Make sure
things run smoothly. Seeing as how
it's her virgin gig in the field --
MONICA
Nice word choice --
BRINKMAN
Sounds like a plan --
BRINKMAN (CONT.)
And you might want to contact a Dr.
Sam Loomis. He was Michael Myers'
doctor when all heil broke loose in
Haddonfield. Spent most of the last
30 years chasing Myers...
MONICA
Really? How'd you like to have that
guys dreams. Ouch.
CUT TO:
A WHITE-ROBED FIGURE
A HIGH PRIEST
A FLASH OF LIGHT
And we SEE the WHITE ROBED FIGURE enter the ceremony hall
again.. A virtual REPLAY of what we've just witnessed...
He's ushered down to the High Priest. And just as the dagger
is raised...
Another FLASH.
VOICE (O.S.)
Goddamitt -- !!
CUT TO:
INT. ATTIC
HACKER
Come on! Let me through... Let me
through -- !
THE HACKER
SCREAMS -- !
v
The hacker howls in terror, ripping off his head-mount --
MICKEY
Hey, Trembling Tommy -- ! We scare
you -- ?
BAD NEWS
Of course we scare him... He's always
scared. That's why he's Trembling
Tommy --
MICKEY
We're having a party tonight, Tom...
Lots of chicks... We'd appreciate it
if you'd just stay the heil up
here... No start ranting and
raving.. .
BAD NEWS
Like the 4th of July party... I'm
this close to taking Kim Kreshkin
into my room... Trembling Tommy
starts going off about Michael Myers
and the Gods of Harvest and then,
bang!, Kimmy's too spooked to give up
any play at all --
The two kids hoot and howl disappear back down the stairs...
WIDER
Mickey and Bad News are getting into a red PICK-UP TRUCK...
BAD NEWS
Halloween's coming, Tommy! Wooo-ooo!
TOMMY
(through megaphone)
... Annie Bracket... Robert
Thornton... Linda Yannick...
CUT TO:
TOMMY (CONT.)
(megaphoned)
... Jamie Lloyd... Emily Meeker...
Brady Johnson...
Up to Tommy...
NORV LITMAN
That's enough, Tommy --
TOMMY
It's not enough... It won't be enough
until you cancel Halloween...
NORV LITMAN
This is the fourth time this week,
Tommy... I don't want to have to lock
you up until November lst...
TOMMY
Lock us all up... Lock the town up...
NORV LITMAN
The neighborhood weirdo shit is
getting old, Tommy... Give it a rest,
huh?
CUT TO:
DANA
(into phone)
... Uh-huh... So no one has heard
from him in three years... Yes...
You're certain he retired? Okay.
Thanks very much for your time...
She shivers...
BRINKMAN
Walk you to your car - - ?
DANA
Sure --
DANA
I tried to reach Dr. Loomis in
Smith's Grove. They said he
retired...
BRINKMAN
Can't blame him for that. The
question is why he waited so long.
Loomis was Jack Ruby to Myers' Lee
Harvey Oswald. The two will be
linked for eternity. He certainly
deserves a peaceful retirement...
DANA
There's nothing much on Michael
Myers' parents. I was surprised...
BRINKMAN
Don't be. His folks skirted the
press for years... Can't blame them
either. After the shitstorm they
went through. Nope. You're chasing
ghosts on this one, Dana. It's
frustrating... But that's half the
fun --
BRINKMAN
You'11 be fine... See the promos --
DANA
They're nice --
BRINKMAN
We're gonna run 'em like mad... Get
you a big share for your coming-out
party. Good night, kid --
DANA v
Good night. And Mr. Brinkman - - ?
BRINKMAN
Yeah -- ?
DANA
Thanks
DANA
Get a grip girl --
DANA (CONT.)
Get a fuckin' grip --
CUT TO:
DROOG #2
How 'bout a little in-out, in-out?
AN ALLEYWAY
DROOG #2
Hold on, mates --
DROOG #2
Well, look what we have here?
DROOG #1
Anyone up for a bit of the old
ultra-violence?
DROOG #3
Cool --
DROOG #1
What was the song they sung?
DROOG #2
I dunno. Something from WEST SIDE
STORY?
DROOG #3
Noooo. It was "Singin' In the Rain!"
DROOG #1
Yes -- !
DROOG #2
Good call --
DROOG #1
(sings)
"I'm singin' in the rain --
And he Iets loose with a furious KICK... Right into the bum's
mid-section...
DROOG #1 (CONT.)
-- just singin' in the rain --
DROOG #2
What a glorious feeling --
DROOG #4
Come on, guys... That's enough --
DROOG #1
... I'm ha-apppy agai--
By a GLOVED HAND... v
As the strange man snatches the cane from Droog #l's grasp..
DROOG #3
You killed them! You fuckin' killed
them -- !
DROOG #4
Let's get outta here, Peter -- !
A RAT
DROOG #4
PETER -- !
Perfect.
Because the derelict JAMS THE RAT into Droog #3's MOUTH...
Forcing it into his throat, masfcing it into his face...
Crushing both the vermin and the victim...
Michael Myers.
CUT TO:
INT. APARTMENT
DANA
It's me... I brought you some stuff.
I brought you some cranberry juice.
Some bread. Rice. And, since you've
been a good girl, some white
chocolate...
DANA (CONT.)
Want a piece?
GRAMMY
No thank-you...
Dana sits by her grandmother. Takes her hand. Grammy
gestures to the TV, to Pat on "The Wheel."
GRAMMY (CONT.)
Mr. Pat Sajak. I teil you. He
really does it for me --
DANA
Grammy -- !
GRAMMY
I'd like to buy him a vowel --
DANA
Are you purposely trying to be
scandalous -- ?
GRAMMY
Oh, poo. You yourself could do with
some scandalous behavior. You should
do a lot less working and a lot more
flirting and maybe you wouldn't have
to spend all your nights sitting with
an old lady...
DANA
I like sitting with you --
GRAMMY
What about the fellow at the station?
Roger?
DANA
Robert.
GRAMMY
What about him?
DANA
I think he's too old --
GRAMMY
Don't think of it as old. Think of
it as well-versed. Seasoned --
DANA
Yeah, well. We're ju§t friends.
GRAMMY
Nothing. Just another bauble. A
gift from one of my gentleman callers
GRAMMY
Put it down now and come over here --
Dana goes back to Grammy. She sighs and opens the bar of
white chocolate. Nibbles a piece. Grammy shouts at the
puzzle on The Wheel: "MD ON A NU " --
GRAMMY
Madison Avenue, you dodo -- !
When it stops at her floor, she slides open the door and
steps in --
She shrieks...
OLD MAN
Did I spook you, love -- ?
CUT TO:
MEN spew gibberish and rock with DTs. Water, trickling into
a drain, is stained with blood. One GUY passes out and fall
forward, his head hitting the floor like a melon. He is
ignored.
An old console TV, its vertical hold broken, broadcasts some
mindless sitcom to an audience of filthy, sleeping men...
NEW ANGLE
ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
... Halloween returns to Haddonfield,
a town whose gaping wounds have
finally healed. The question locals
are asking is, what else will
return with Halloween? All next
week, join Channel 6's Dana
Childress, for a 6-Team Special
Assignment Report from Haddonfield...
ANNOUNCER (O.S.)
... a town where "Fear Has A
Homecoming... "
RAGMAN
Whyn't you have some manners,
pal -- ?
CUT TO:
INT. HOSPITAL - NIGHT
TOMMY
Could you please teil me what floor
Dr. Sam Loomis' office is on -- ?
NURSE
"Office?" I never heard it called
that before --
TOMMY
I'd like to see him, please --
NURSE
Then why don't you check with his
"secretary?"
TOMMY
I need to see the doctor --
NURSE
Don't we all -- ?
TOMMY
Teil me: is "smug" a job requirement
around here?
NURSE
He's on the third floor of the Cox
Wing. Room 345.
TOMMY
Thank-you...
NURSE
(to herselfi,
Smug on that, sucker --
Tommy comes up to
ROOM 345
TOMMY
Dr. Loomis?
TOMMY (CONT.)
I'm sorry to bother you, sir. I know
it's late...
LOOMIS
Who are you?
TOMMY
I, uh, my name is Tommy Doyle, sir.
From Haddonfield --
OLD MAN
Take that, MacGraw... ! Take that,
you foolish fiend... Take that!
TOMMY
What are you doing in here?
LOOMIS
Odd isn't it? I spent nearly all of
my life caring for the insane, only
to join their ranks in the end...
TOMMY
What happened?
LOOMIS
Too many damned demons. This --
(taps his head)
-- become the site of too many damn
coffee klatches for too many damn
demons...
(beat)
Haddonfield, huh?
TOMMY
I - I was the little boy Laurie
Strode saved 16 years ago tomorrow...
Saved from Michael Myers...
LOOMIS
The little Doyle boy. You've grown.
How ever did you find me?
TOMMY
Sheriff Meeker, sir -\
LOOMIS
Of course. Ben has his own damn
demons, doesn't he? Poor bastard's
starting to sound an awful lot like
I used to --
TOMMY
Well, they're bringing Halloween back
to town tomorrow night. I don't know
if you've heard. They voted on it a
couple of weeks ago..
TOMMY (CONT.)
I'm scared, Dr. Loomis. I mean, they
never found the Lloyd girl... Or
Michael's body. Five cops were
blasted to pieces... What if it
happens again?
LOOMIS
Time hasn't healed all your wounds,
has it, Tommy? But the little Lloyd
girl was the last one. The last
living blood relative. Unless
there's another sealed file out there
somewhere - and God knows, the Myers
family has more sealed files than the
damned Warren Commission. Let that
be a lesson to all those new family
value types. Don't ever hide the
truth from your children...
LOOMIS (CONT.)
A fellow could go insane in this
joint
TOMMY
I guess I'm still afraid of the
Boogeyman. All these years later.
LOOMIS,.
Michael's not one of us, Tommy.
Never was, never will be. I put a
half-dozen bullets into him point
blank... Yet still he rosé...
TOMMY
I've been researching the Festival of
Samhain, sir. The Feast of Life In
Death. The Celtic New Year. Death
of Summer. What became Halloween...
I think it's somehow linked...
LOOMIS
The death of summer, indeed. Michael
knows about Samhain... I've always
believed that. But to what end?
TOMMY
Cursed bloodlines, that sort of thing
LOOMIS
It's mere mythology,- I've gone that
route a hundred times over. Michael
kills on Halloween, thus the Samhain
ceremony of All Hallowed Eve is to be
blamed? If Michael carried out his
insane depredations on Thanksgiving,
who would we take to task then? The
Pilgrims?
LOOMIS (CONT.)
Perhaps you should take this --
TOMMY
What is it -- ?
LOOMIS
A talisman. A gris-gris. A charm.
I don't know actually. I just know
that I'm much more comfortable when
I'm in it's presence... And I think
you may be as well...
TOMMY
You could come with me. To town.
Just for tomorrow --
LOOMIS
I'm tired, son. Devoting my life to
the darkness has placed a shroud on
my soul. A shadow. You're on your
way there as well. You're a young
man. Go out and buy some blue jeans.
Meet a girl. Dance on the beach.
Put all this behind you --
Beat.
TOMMY
I can't do that, sir.
LOOMIS
I know you can't, son.
LOOMIS (CONT.)
I'd like to help you. Really, I
would. But the cudgel is just too
damned heavy for this old man. It
needs younger bones to heft it --
CUT TO:
In the rear with the gear, are Dana, Robert Clifton, TONY,
the gonzo sound guy, and BLAKE, tthe wise-ass cameraman...
DANA
A little, yeah --
CLIFTON
You teil your Grandmother about the
assignment?
DANA
I didn't want to worry her...
TONY
If anyone was an argument for the
death penalty, you got to figure it
was this guy --
BLAKE
I'd still like to see Arsenio Hall go
first...
BLAKE (CONT.)
Check this shit out --
TONY
What is that -- ?
BLAKE
A CAT-scan. That's a brain... But
not just any brain...
CLIFTON
Who's brain -- ?
DANA v
It's Michael Myers' brain... Blake,
stop fooling around --
BLAKE
Oh, I'm sorry. I don't mean to make
fun of the whacko --
TONY
What am I seeing -- ?
DANA
Not much. The CAT-scans never
revealed anything - no brain damage
or hormonal imbalances. No genetic
irregularities at all.
BLAKE
Yet he kills at least 44 people along
the way. A world record. No genetic
imbalances... Just a garden variety
nutcase
CUT TO:
The van pulls into HARDY'S, a small Mom & Pop store with a
dirt parking lot...
INT. HARDY'S
CLIFTON
This kook looks like he could give us
sotne killer sound bites, Dana.
Comeon, Blake --
Clifton exits, taking Blake with him. Dana trains her eyes
on the rubber (MICHAEL MYERS) MASKS displayed behind the
counter...
DANA
Excuse me, sir. I'm Dana Childress
from Channel 6, Chicago --
HARDY LOMAX
Hardy Lomax... Owner/operator -
Lomax' Route 15...
DANA
We're in town today for a feature on
Haddonfield and its controversial
decision to celebrate Halloween after
the 5-year respite. Sir, can you
teil us what you are selling behind
the counter there?
DANA
Are you a resident of Haddonfield,
sir?
HARDY LOMAX
32 years now. I've seen it all and
done most of it... We got these
too --
Lomax chortles into his fist, which soon turns into an ugly
COUGH. So Hardy fires up a filterless Lucky...
DANA
Very interesting, sir --
Lomax is shocked -
HARDY LOMAX (CONT.)
That's weird --
BLAKE
Maybe it needs new batteries --
Lomax sticks the knife under the counter, out of harm's way.
DANA
How do you feel about the town
bringing back a holiday that's
associated with so many deadly
memories? Memories of Michael Myers?
Lomax snickers...
HARDY LOMAX
I'm too old to be believing in
ghosts, honey. No offense or
nothin'. But when you get to be my
age, there's only two things that
scare you: the morning movement and
misplacing the TV GUIDE.
HARDY LOMAX
Nope. The only ghosts I believe in,
doll, are the ghosts of Andrew
Jackson, Abe Lincoln, Alexander
Hamilton...
DANA
Thank-you for your time, Mr. Lomax.
HARDY LOMAX
Okee-doke. And Happy Halloween --
EXT. HARDY'S
CUT TO:
They watch as hordes of kids and their folks exit the big
store and trundle out to waiting Volvos, Saabs, Beemers...
BEN MEEKER
It scares me just watching 'em, Norv.
Most of 'em don't know Michael Myers
from Michael Jordan --
NORV LITMAN
But their parents know they've both
retired, Ben. You should've gotten
your worried ass on the Board of
Selectmen. A vote's a vote.
BEN MEEKER
How many members of that board lost
children to Michael Myers? Answer me
that.
NORV LITMAN
True. But most who did left town
long ago. You didn't. I know how
you must feel, Ben, but it's a dead
issue...
NORV LITMAN
It's all in the past now, Ben --
BEN MEEKER
Says you
Litman shakes his head and drives off... Meeker walks toward
Town Hall...
The signs: "LET US PRAY FOR THE VICTIMS" "DON'T LIFT THIS
BAN, T00!" "DEATH LIVES IN HADDONFIELD" "HADDONFIELD'S
FAVORITE SON - A KILLER?" "EXECUTE JUSTICE NOT PEOPLE"
DANA
In Haddonfield, 31 years ago tonight,
Michael Myers scarred the face of
Halloween forever. But three decades
after the trick-or-treating turned
afoul, and five years after Myers'
last murderous visit, this affluent
town of 21,000 is reborn again. And
tonight, after a five year Halloween
hiatus, the trick-or-treating will
begin anew, courtesy of a Town
Council ruling. But, as you can see
behind me, not everyone thinks this
is a very good idea --
QUICK SHOTS OF INTERVIEWS:
HEAVYSET WOMAN
My son Brady was killed 5 years ago
tonight. Out of respect for him and
the others, the ban should remain in
effect.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
MIDDLE-AGED COUPLE
It's these new folks come to town,
with their BMWs and their car phones
and their suspenders. They don't
know what they're doing... What
they're summoning --
CUT TO:
OLD MAN
Halloween, shmalloween. It's all
about candy sales...
CUT TO:
BAD NEWS
It's like "get a life, huh?" Grown
men and women afraid of ghosts?
Maybe Myers is gonna bring Bigfoot,
Nessie and Elvis with him... Now
that'd be rockin' --
TOMMY DOYLE
DANA
Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry --
Dana bends to help him gather his books. She notices their
TITLES - books about cultural mythology, the occult, Celtic
ritual...
TOMMY
You should be careful not to get too
close to your story here. Shit
happens in Haddonfield. I've seen
it.
Dana nods. And walks away... Tommy follows her... Grabs her
shoulder...
TOMMY (CONT.)
I'm Tommy Doyle. I'm the oldest
survivor of Michael Myers. I knew he
was the Boogeyman then. Nothing has
happened since to make me believe
otherwise...
DANA
You want to be on TV? I can arrange
that --
TOMMY
That's not it. .. I just want to live
to see tomorrow --
CLIFTON
Problem, Dana -- ?
DANA
No. Thanks, Robert --
A DISTURBANCE NEARBY
FATHER CARPENTER
Damnation knows no vacation! Is it
safe to babysit in Haddonfield again?
Think again -- !
Ben Meeker and a few other TOWNFOLK hustle the crazy old man
away...
CLIFTON
Old creep thought he knew you --
DANA
I hate this town --
But he is gone.
CLIFTON
We've got what we need here. Meeker
gave me some names of some of the
older survivors. We'11 go talk to
them...
DANA
Does the name Tommy Doyle mean
anything to you?
CLIFTON
Nope. Who's that?
DANA
I don't know --
Dana climbs into the front of the van... The rest of them in
the back. Andy drives off...
. CUT TO:
A residential neighborhood.
A YOUNG GIRL, 11, wheels her INFANT sibling in a BABY
CARRIAGE, up the sidewalk fronting her house.
YOUNG GIRL
Excuse me --
The young girl, a little scared now, guides the carriage out
of the way...
Only he is gone...
CUT TO:
WENDY
This is like so creepy here --
mickey'1
Never got stoned in a graveyard
before? Works every time --
Bad News leaps from the truck and takes one end of the
steel-reinforced winch-cable, bringing it over to a
HEADSTONE
cold blue granite... Bad News secures the cable around the
headstone, cinching tight the metal clasp...
WENDY
This is so wrong --
MICKEY
The key to a good bash is
decorations. Balloons and streamers
just don't cut it on Halloween --
BAD NEWS
Kick it, bro -- !
WENDY
You guys are seriously twisted --
Leaving the GAPING HOLE where the gravestone had been planted
CUT TO:
HARDY LOMAX
We're closed, Mister. Sorry...
With the other, he IMPALES the long BARBECUE FORK all the way
THROUGH THE BACK of Lomax's HEAD, and out his MOUTH --
Casts it aside.
Casts it aside.
He turns to us...
Party time...
CUT TO:
ANDY
Norman Rockwell himself would've
found this town a snooze --
ANDY
I used to love Halloween myself. I'd
trick-or-treat till my ankles were
swollen.... Then go home and watch
old horror flicks with my brother.
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD. You ever
see that one, Dana? A classic.
i
DANA
I missed it
ANDY
Were they better off in the
basement or the upstairs... the
quintessential horror movie
question...
DANA
And maybe a metaphor for something
even larger, don't you think?
ANDY
Uh. I dunno --
Dana smiles.
DANA
So? What was the answer?
ANDY
What was the question?
DANA
Were they better off in the basement
or the upstairs?
ANDY
They were better off dead --
FATHER CARPENTER
Trick or treee-aaatttt... !
ANDY
Dumb prick
DANA
I really hate this to^n...
CUT TO:
THE HEADSTONE
TOMMY
What are you guys doing?
BAD NEWS
What?
TOMMY
What's that doing here -- ?
MICKEY
Decoration, man... Isn't it the tits?
TOMMY
Put it back --
MICKEY
Blow me
TOMMY
Put it back...
BAD NEWS
Yo, Trembling Tommy - go back up to
your hovel and do what you do best:
(mimes masturbatory
gestures)
Yank the crank --
MICKEY
Pull the Chain --
BAD NEWS
Shoot pudding at the moon --
MICKEY ^
Make the bald man puke --
MICKEY (O.S.)
Beat the bishop --
CUT TO:
ANDY
Here we are. The Myers house. Home
of the free and de-praved...
DANA
Lovely...
Startling her... ^
BEN MEEKER
Hullo.
CLIFTON
What are you doing here?
BEN MEEKER
Standing guard. Keeping the watch.
I do it every year. Just in case he
returns...
CUT TO:
FATHER
(into phone)
Hey, hon... Yeah, it's going fine...
Sure...
CUT TO:
INT. MYERS HOME
BEN MEEKER
I lost my daughter to Michael Myers.
Five years ago tonight. My wife and
I... We've got to subject ourselves
to all these little kids running
around town in his mask, for God's
saké. It's like being stabbed in the
back for a second time --
DANA
That was fine, Mr. Meeker. Thank
you. And I'm sorry
Meeker nods...
Blake and Tony load some of their gear into the van
BLAKE
I think I would rather murder my
sister than live in a dump like
this...
TONY
Where to now -- ?
BLAKE
Give you a clue: a creepy place full
of a lot of dead guys --
TONY
Great! We're going to my father's
poker night -- .
CUT TO:
EXT. HADDONFIELD CEMETERY - NIGHT
Dark and silent. The empty space where Judith Myers' marker
stood smiles like the black mouth of doom...
CARETAKER'S HOUSE
CHANNEL 6 VAN
HOPKINS
Bev, I'm goin' out for a sec. I
think we've got some real-life
hobgoblins in the yard.
And then --
MICHAEL MYERS
INT. CEMETERY
DANA
Robert, I don't think this is really
necessary...
BLAKE
Come on, Dana... This is too cool for
school -- !
DANA
This is tabloid territory. Blake, is
what it is. If it were up to you,
we'd be filming re-enactments of the
murders.
BLAKE
That's what the people want to see.
I'm just one of the people --
CLIFTON -
It won't take 5 minutes, Dana. We
don't have to use it. It's still
early. How many of his victims are
buried here, anyway?
DANA
Six.
And counting...
CUT TO:
BEVERLY
You're a little old for this kind of
thing, ain't you, fella -- ?
BEVERLY (CONT.)
Excuse me... Hey -- !
SUGAR DADDY
Beverly SHRIEKS --
CUT TO:
EXT. CEMETERY
CLIFTON (CONT.)
-- here.
BLAKE
Oops...
TONY
Look, Ma, no gravestone -- !
HOPKINS
Why can't you have some goddamn
respect for the dead! This is not a
zoo. Bad enough, that --
HOPKINS (CONT.)
You folks do this?
CLIFTON
Of course not --
HOPKINS
We haven't had a desecration in
years... Got-damn it!
DANA
It's Judith Myers' stone -
HOPKINS
Of course... It's a popular one
around these parts. Shit me
sideways...
CLIFTON
Maybe you should call the Sheriff --
HOPKIN^
Thanks for your expert opinion, Mr.
Haircut. I know my job... Now, you
folks be on your way --
CLIFTON
Perhaps we could just get a few
shots?
HOPKINS
Wrongo. Am I not speaking clearly?
Or are your ears too clogged with
ego?
BLAKE
(to Tony)
I love these old crusty codger
types --
HOPKINS
Love us from somewhere else. Now,
move -- !
CLIFTON
Okay, okay. Relax, friend --
HOPKINS
Move -- !
BLAKE
I don't think we bothered anyone,
pal. Everyone seems pretty content
around here. I didn't hear anyone
bitching, did you, Tony?
DANA
Drop it, Blake. Come on---
AT THE VAN
BLAKE
Miserable old guy, hu£?
TONY
Can you blame him? Look where he
lives? You have the gang over for a
backyard barbecue. And everyone gets
depressed --
HOPKINS
Bev -- ?
Hopkins sees his wife splayed about the linoleum, her face
smeared with eye goo --
HOPKINS (CONT.)
BEV -- !
CUT TO:
Mickey and Bad News are wheeling in TWO kegs for the
Halloween party...
TOMMY
"There exists sacred, enclosed places
designated as holy that become a
focus with the supernatural world on
the 31st of October - Halloween."
CUT TO:
DANA (CONT.)
His apparent desire to kill all
family members and blood relatives
was the key indicator denoting the
pure antisocial behavior
manifestation that was part of his
tnakeup. Myers continues to be the
prototype of everything we still do
not know nor understand about serial
killers in this country.
(Beat)
Or about Halloween, for that matter.
She draws her index finger across her throat in a "kill it"
signal...
CLIFTON
That was great... Okay. Let's get
this over with... You coming,
Andy - ?
ANDY
You can't be serious --
CUT TO:
INT. ATTIC - DOYLE HOUSE - SAME
When he turns around towards us, we see that he's been CUT
across the cheek by something...
CUT TO:
FRANK and JUNE WALLACE, in their 60s, have let Dana and the
crew in the house...
DANA
I promise we'11 make it quick, Mr.
and Mrs. Wallace. I appreciate you
giving us the time. I know this must
be a difficult time for both of you.
From the window, we can clearly see the Doyle house across
the Street... and the KIDS starting to arrivé for the bash.
DANA (CONT.)
Sixteen years ago tonight, 3
Haddonfield teens were killed in this
house - your house. The victims wee
your daughter's babysitter and her
two friends...
JUNE
The Lord forgives but he doesn't
forget. This is a wonderful town
again. Lindsay, our daughter, she's
great. Living in New York. She was
in therapy for years, but she has put
it all behind her.
JUNE (CONT.)
Frank and I... we knew Michael's
parents quite well - though they were
a trifle older. We still have some
old home movies of our picnics
together. Would you be interested in
seeing them?
DANA
If you don't mind --
JUNE
I'll put on some tea...
Frank and June appear upset... Frank gets up off the couch...
FRANK
Excuse me a moment, please. So much
for the candles --
FRANK
Showtime --
Daddy's arm comes into view, and puts a stop to his son's
foolish play...
JTJNE
Kathy Myers' mother... Michael and
Judith's grandmother...
A MOLE
FRANK
First door on the left -- !
FATHER CARPENTER
(on-screen)
Cute as a devil, isn't he -- ?
INT. BATHROOM
DANA v
No way. No fucking way...
FRANK
Those candles mean anything to you,
buster? Please leave us alone, we've
got nothing here for you. 'Night now.
-- Michael JAMS HIS HAND between the door and the doorway.
Crushing it and drawing blood...
But the blood on the side of the door makes him shudder...
The home movie is over, but not without little Michael waving
goodbye to the camera...
JUNE
What's going on, Franfc?
JUNE
Relax, honey. We'11 just call the
police, if we have to. Those kids
over there - they're always so LOUD.
I don't know how Thomas can stand it.
FRANK
They're paying his rent, that's how.
(to Clifton)
The fellow across the Street - he's
25 yet still very much a boy. He's
sure got his share of Halloween
ghosts.
DANA (O.S.)
Tommy Doyle --
FRANK
That's right. If you look out this
window here, you can see his little
attic
Clifton turns in his seat to face out the bay window, and
Michael Myers' MASK greets him --
But they see that it was just another KID playing a joke..
They see the kid scamper ahead to join his friends, who
congratulate him on a trick well-treated...
JUNE
Jerks.
BLAKE
Forget about banning Halloween...
They should just ban l^ids, period --
CLIFTON
You okay, Dana?
DANA
I'd like to talk to Tommy Doyle --
FRANK
He won't talk to you. He's very
shy...
DANA
(to Clifton)
I'd like to talk to him...
CLIFTON
You heard the lady --
They can hear the sounds from the nascent party raging on
inside...
PINHEAD
"Your suffering will be legendary.
Even in Heil... "
PINHEAQ (CONT.)
NO WAY! "CANDID CAMERA!" Come in,
come in... Party hasn't really
started yet, but it'11 rage...
DANA
We're looking for a Thomas Doyle. Is
he around?
PINHEAD
What the heil do you want with
Trembling Tommy -- ?
DANA
Is he in?
PINHEAD
Is he in? He's always in... Yo,
Mickey, this fine thing wants to see
Double-T...
MICKEY
Whyncha interview me? Seventeen
forever -- !
DANA
Please
MICKEY
C'mon, girl... I can teil you about
the time I got backstage passes to a
Van Halen show... Partied with Eddie
and Alex... Hagar was a dick,
though... Oh, can I say "dick" on
TV. . .
CLIFTON
Where's Doyle -- ?
MICKEY
Chili, bro... You'11 muss your
Brylcream. He's up there --
ATTIC ENTRANCE... v
No answer...
VISTA-HADDONFIELD PROGRAM...
CLIFTON
Okay, Andy... Back to the Myers
place.
CLIFTON
(shouts)
Easy, Andy -- !
CLIFTON (CONT.)
You okay?
DANA
I guess...
CLIFTON
Something spooked you back at the
Wallaces.
V
Dana looks at him. Shrugs...
DANA
It was nothing. Just this place.
This town. All of a sudden, I have a
strong desire to do one more story on
Uncle Pete's Nonfat Brownies.. .
CLIFTON
We're all getting a little jazzed.
We'11 do a few quick pick-ups here at
the Myers place... A couple of
drive-bys... Then we're gone. I'm
buying at the diner...
BLAKE
Excellent --
Only they are not in front of the Myers house. No. Rather,
they are in the middle of
A BOG
CLIFTON
What the heil -- ?
BLAKE
Yo, Andy, we said let's go back to
"the Myers" not the mire -- !
No answer...
CLIFTON
Goddammit -- !
No Andy...
CLIFTON (CONT.)
He's gone.
TONY
Gone where?
BLAKE
What the fuck is he thinking?
CLIFTON
At least he left the keys --
DANA
ANDY? ANDY? Where ARE we -- ?
CLIFTON
Get inside, Dana. It's nasty out
here. Go ahead.
DANA
I'm fine
CLIFTON
(shouted)
ANDY -- !
TONY
(shouted)
ANDY, YOU - PRICK! Where are YOU?
This shit ain't funny -- !
BLAKE
(shouted)
Was it something we said -- ?
TONY
Maybe he's pissin' over there
somewhere...
BLAKE
He took us all the way out here so he
could use the bathroom?
TONY
Maybe he's shy --
CLIFTON
Why don't you guys take a quick look
around. I'll wait here with Dana. I
don't know what else to say. He's
gonzo.
TONY
He can't be too far. Dumb ass.
BLAKE
I'll take the camera. Get us some
atmosphere shots...
TONY
We sure got plenty of atmosphere
here.
TONY (More)
Mr. Brinkman, your fat son-in-law is
a bigger asshole than you might've
first imagined. This is his idea
of fun
DANA
Guys, just go already.
CLIFTON
Yeah, move it, guys. I don't want to
be here all fuckin' night.
v
Tony and Blake plod through the mud together...
DANA
Where do you think he is, Robert?
CLIFTON
I don't know. But when he gets back,
I'll teil you where he's gonna be:
he's gonna be in a world of shit.
Trust me on that --
CUT TO:
BLAKE
ANDY -- ! ANDY -- !
TONY
ANDY! DICKHEAD! WE'RE LEAVING
WITHOUT YOU!
BLAKE
He ain't anywhere, man.
TONY
What's the difference between a bog
and a swamp, anyway -- ?
BLAKE
I think the more important question
is: who gives a shit -- ?
TONY
No, really, man. You gotta start
questioning things more often. To
improve yourself --
A NOISE from behind them... A squishing noise...
BLAKE
Okay. Here's a question: what the
fuck was that -- ?
TONY
Andy -- ?
He moves ahead...
BLAKE
Careful, man --
A large shadow...
TONY
Andy -- ?
INT. VAN
CLIFTON
I think it went well today, Dana. No
kidding. I mean, this insane little
mishap aside --
CLIFTON (CONT.)
I think you've got the whole package.
You're smart. You're a heil of an
interviewer. You're sure pretty
enough --
/ \J .
DANA
Thank-you, Robert --
Beat. They hold a gaze. Dana looks like she wants to teil
him something...
But before she can, he flicks his cigarette butt to the bog,
where it THSSSTTTTs in the muck...
CLIFTON
All right, I'm gonna drive around and
look for these guys; it's been, what,
20 minutes already? Hop in...
THE VAN
DANA
Look! What's that -- ?
Blake's CAMERA...
Dana is trembling...
Heading for the copse. For that noise... Where we last saw
him. . .
BLAKE
as he tries to flee...
Though when all is done, Blake, eyes open and unseeing, falls
by the camera's lens...
CLIFTOty
Stay here, Dana... Just stay fuckin'
here --
CLIFTON
We can't stay here... We've got to
move...
Clifton peers out the rear port Windows, seeing if the coast
is clear...
Clifton slogs through the mud to get into the front of the
van...
Dana's delirious...
MICHAEL MYERS
The demon of her nightmares. He's outside the van, his mask
penetrating through the fog...
Trapping Dana...
DANA
ROBERT -- ! ROBERT -- !
Dana sees him advance towards the driver's side of the van,
toward Clifton...
Dana bangs her fists up against the partition separating the
front seats from the back...
She is helpless...
EXT. VAN
CLIFTON
punches at Myers...
She tries to pry the branch loose from the door handles...
On and away...
To Robert Clifton...
CLIFTON
You okay -- ?
DANA
And in some way I think that's why
I've been having the dreams...
Because we're linked... Because...
Because that freak is my older
brother...
CLIFTON
That's absurd, Dana... It's crazy --
DANA
No it's not... Those home movies...
His parents... I have some old
pictures of my real parents...
They're close... And Grammy... That's
my Grammy...
CLIFTON
Maybe you should call your Grammy...
Maybe she could answer some
questions...
Dana considers.
CLIFTON (CONT.)
Go ahead
She dials...
CUT TO:
WE STOP at Grammy...
Grammy's dead...
Standing tough.
CUT TO:
DANA
Where could she be at this time of
night
CLIFTON
Sleeping -- ?
Dana scowls...
FATHER CARPENTER
CLIFTON
Sonuvabitch! I could have killed
you...
FATHER CARPENTER
My whole existence is flawed --
CLIFTON
He's shitfaced --
FATHER CARPENTER
I'm trapped... The insects have won
tonight... The denizens of the
dirt... The intruders in the
deluge...
(to Dana)
Darling girl... Big brother is
watching.
DANA
What do you know about it -- ?
FATHER CARPENTER
(sings)
Twelve to one, baby/One to twelve/No
one here should/Be by themselves...
DANA
Please... Teil us what you know...
FATHER CARPENTER
Oh, dear
And ROBERT CLIFTON IS AIRBORNE i
By Michael Myers...
FATHER CARPENTER
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING -- !
CUT TO:
DOGS bark...
RESIDENTIAL STREET
DANA
Please -- ! Take me with you -- !
Please -- ! Move -- !
She leaps into the back of the van... Slams the sliding door
shut...
KID
Easy, lady --
ANOTHER KID
Really. Lithium-out, babe --
INT. MICROBUS
Dana sits in the back with the kids, staring out the rear
window... Sure they're not being followed...
A joint is being passed...
KID
(to Dana)
Wanna a brew -- ?
DANA
No thanks --
ANOTHER KID
I like your costume --
KID
Really. You're supposed to be a
freaked-out Yuppie chick, right?
THE HEADSTONE
MICKEY
Believe that shit? That chick's got
it goin' on for Trembling Tommy --
To Tommy Doyle...
INT. BEDROOM
One GIRL is TOPLESS, and not shy about it... Another has her
bra on... One of the guys is shirtless...
We watch another KID thrown down his hand in glee.... We see
his cards - TED BUNDY, ALBERT FISH, JEFFREY DAHMER, MICHAEL
MYERS and RICHARD RAMIREZ -- !
KID
Got it - Full death house. Bundy,
Fish, Dahmer, Myers and Ramirez!
Nancy, that would be your bra,
please!
LISA, the other girl, picks up the Albert Fish card, reading
the back of it...
KID
The stats, Lise... Rotisserie us to
death.
LISA
Necrophile, cannibal, murderer...
Cut off a girl's head, dismembered
her, and stewed her flesh and organs
with onions and carrots for a hearty
meal...
KID
Sounds like a better cook than you.
ANOTHER KID
Real nineties guy. Did he sew, too?
Michael Myers . . .
He walks on...
KID
Cool --
CUT TO:
INT. ATTIC
TOMMY
The Boogeyman? I was 9 years-old
when I knew he was after me. I warned
you about him at the Town Hall. No
one listens to me - they just die.
TOMMY (More)
Laurie Strode. She saved my life 16
years ago. You might say I haven't
gotten over it yet. Laurie was
beautiful, but she didn't believe me,
either. About the Boogeyman. But I
knew. Kids always know. It's when
you grow-up, put childish things to
rest - that you stop believing...
Laurie... she had bad dreams about
him up until she died. I owe my life
to her. But yours will have to do.
DANA
That - statue there. My grandmother
has the same one.
(Beat)
She raised me. I-I think she once
lived in Haddonfield... I think she
was her grandmother too --
DANA (CONT.)
And hers.. .
DANA (CONT.)
And his --
TOMMY
Are you sure -- ?
DANA
Yeah... It makes sense doesn't it?
Him coming back after five years...
TOMMY
It's insane --
DANA
The key is, I think, not to ban
Halloween... Just to ban Michael
Myers' relatives...
TOMMY
It's fucking insane --
DANA (CONT.)
It's me he's after, isn't it?
TOMMY
It's just totally fucking insane --
TOMMY
My God... You have... You've led him
back here...
DANA
But what does he want?
TOMMY
Your blood. Every last drop of it.
v CUT TO:
TOMMY (O.S.)
Dana, on Halloween - barriers are
broken. The boundaries of Nature are
temporarily suspended.
(Beat)
The dead - spirits - can walk the
earth living. I've, uh, seen sotne of
them...
Another GIRL bumps into Michael Myers. Only it's not Myers.
It's one more drunken kid...
TOMMY
This is sort of like a high-tech
Ouija board... A conduit... It can
take you places... Places people
aren't supposed to go... It can take
you to where your broth--
(beat)
To where he came from --
Dana glances at all the masked Myers visages along the walls.
TOMMY (CONT.)
The death of summer. It's a
celebration. A festival. A
thousand years ago. A time of
slaughter, mourning, and breeding.
Sorta like Haddonfield, on any given
Halloween night. I've tried to get
there, Dana. To joinvthe party. To
see what I could learn. But I can't
break through --
TOMMY
No, Dana, I can't let you --
DANA
Do it, Tommy
PIRATE (More)
Hey, lose the knife, buddy. You'11
kill someone with that fuckin' thing.
TOMMY
Dana, it's dangerous. PLEASE!
DANA
Excuse me, Tommy. But this is a
family affair --
THE OTHERWORLD...
FIGURINES...
IN A THATCHED DOMECILE --
KING
But I do not want to die --
MINISTER
You must. You are a Sacral King...
You had a year during which all your
earthly pleasures were indulged...
Now you must be sacrified to placate
the Gods of Harvest...
A CEREMONY
is underway...
Entranced...
CUT TO:
THUNDER RUMBLES.
FIGURINES
upon it. TWO of the figurines roll off the table and onto
the dirt: bronze SOLDIERS wielding spears.
HIGH PRIEST
I will curse this man's bloodline...
His family will feel the wrath of the
God's of Harvest. And it will be at
the hand of one of their own that
they shall fall...
CUT TO:
He can hear the sounds of his s\ster and her boyfriend making
out inside...
CUT TO:
JAS ON
Hook me, bro --
Michael uses the KEG TAP to issue forth the beer... PUMPING
the keg at an insane pace...
Jason falls against the back of the house, trying to remove
the funnel's tube from his mouth...
Jason, on his ass now against the house, begins to spasm and
bloat from the beer rushing into his System...
He twitches, convulses...
Vomit and blood spew forth from his nose and down his chin...
Michael yanks the tap from the keg and hurls it. Just as --
DRACULA
Keg's dead already? Shit.
12 T 0 1 BABY...
DANA WATCHES...
Dana screams...
CUT TO:
DANA
The cemetery! We've got to get to
the cemetery -- !
THE FIGURINE...
DANA
We were cursed... Our family was
cursed... Long ago... There was a
ceremony... A sacrifice... And one
of our ancestors defied the Gods...
And this curse was passed into
Michael... That night in 1963...
TOMMY
A curse --
DANA
"At the hand of one of their own that
they shall fall... "
TOMMY
Why the cemetery?
DANA
Judith Myers' grave... It's a
portal... Into the otherworld...
We've got to get him back there.. .
And we have to do it between 12:00
and 1:00. On Halloween night...
KID
Fuck YOU, buddy -- !
INT. ATTIC
DANA
We should take this --
TOMMY
Why -- ?
DANA
I don't know... I just think we
should...
TOMMY
No way --
DANA
Come on, Tommy! Let's go. He'11
follow us there! We don't have much
time!
It won't budge...
Trapping them...
INT. ATTIC
DANA (More)
How are we going to get OUT of here,
Tommy? You live in a fuckin' ATTIC!
What were you ever thinking?
TOMMY
I - T don't know. I guess I was -
THINKING that Michael didn't have
ANOTHER FUCKING SISTER WHO WOULD LEAD
HIM BACK TO TOWN -- !
GIRL
Glad we didn't eat wh^tever he did --
INT. ATTIC
FALLS THROUGH
DANA
TOMMY -- !
TOMMY
Go, Dana! Just go -- !
INT. BATHROOM
TOMMY
C'mon, you bastard... Now that I see
you here - you don't scare me at
all.. .
TOMMY (CONT.)
Well, maybe just a little --
CUT TO:
Dana drives...
VOICE (O.S.)
Big brother is watching, sweet
thing
EXT. CEMETERY
FATHER CARPENTER
Welcome to your nightmare, Missy...
Michael Myers.
She crawls on her belly... Through the mud and sopping sod...
THE PORTAL
Lightning flashes...
Until --
MICHAEL'S HAND
Dana screams...
DANA
Go home, Michael... GO THE FUCK
HOME -- !
And SHE PLUNGES THE FIGURINE INTO HIS MASK... INTO HIS EYE..
v
And, for the first time in our series' storied history, we
HEAR Michael EMIT a deafening, agonized HOWL...
Then silence...
TOMMY
Are you okay -- ?
A MOTOR HUMS...
TOMMY
Dana -- ?
DANA
Goodbye, Tommy...
TOMMY
Where you going -- ?
v
She turns to look back at him... Her eyes resolute...
DANA
I've got a story to file --
And with that, she walks through the graveyard...
He picks it up.
It is the FIGURINE...
TOMMY
Dana -- ?
And Tommy and the two kids climb back into the truck...
The CLOCK.
It is 1:14.
To be replaced by...
THE END