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Hopcrofts’ eyes. Some are more important and respectable Related Characters: Jane Hopcroft, Marion Brewster-
than others. The Brewster-Wrights, in particular, are people Wright (speaker)
who Jane and Sidney see as very important.
The passage establishes one of the key themes of the play: Related Themes:
there’s an intricate social hierarchy, and every one of the
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Hopcrofts’ friends belongs in a different place in this
hierarchy. However, different people, including the Explanation and Analysis
Hopcrofts themselves, are always rising and falling—such is
In this brief scene, the Hopcrofts give Marion a tour of their
the nature of English middle-class life in the 1970s.
house and point out their washing machine. Marion notices
that the machine has a colored / white setting, and makes a
feeble joke about apartheid. (The idea being that apartheid,
MARION: Just look at these working surfaces and you the South African system of racial segregation, involved
must have a gorgeous view from that window, I imagine. separating human beings into white and black, or “colored,”
SIDNEY: Well… groups. It’s really not a funny joke.)
MARION: It must be stunning. You must look right over the It’s notable that this is one of the only times in the play when
fields at the back. the characters discuss politics, culture, or “the world at
SIDNEY: No—no. large.” And it’s no coincidence that Jane doesn’t get the joke,
JANE: No, we just look into next door's fence. either. The characters are so obsessed with their own feeble
MARION: Well, which way are the fields? little lives that they have little to no awareness of what
JANE: I've no idea. people in other parts of the world are going through—yet
MARION: How extraordinary. I must be thinking of somewhere another sign of the characters’ callousness and indifference
else. to suffering.
characters in the play seem so hopeless lost in their Jane goes out to buy tonic waters and, through a series of
delusions—greed, superficiality, jealousy, etc.—that they farcical mishaps, winds up having to trudge through the
don’t even realize that they have a problem. front door in a soaking wet raincoat, leading Ronald to
believe that a strange little man has intruded on the
Hopcrofts’ party. When he points this out to Sidney, Sidney
MARION: Oh, that's lovely. Just that teeny bit stronger. improvises and claims that the “man” was really a
You know what I mean. Not too much tonic . . . deliveryman from the shop around the corner, a lie that
Ronald finds perfectly plausible.
SIDNEY: No, well . . .
MARION: Perfect. First, note that Ronald obviously doesn’t know either of his
SIDNEY: Actually, that's neat gin, that is. hosts too well, or he would’ve recognized Jane when she
was wearing her husband’s raincoat. Second, Sidney is so
desperate to impress Ronald (and then ask him for a bank
Related Characters: Sidney Hopcroft, Marion Brewster-
loan) that he tells a silly lie about Jane. Telling the truth
Wright (speaker)
wouldn’t be all that embarrassing—but Sidney has been so
set on talking to Ronald, and is so hell-bent on keeping up
Related Themes:
appearances, that he chooses to lie.
Related Symbols:
Page Number: 33 GEOFFREY: Oh now, come off it. Nonsense. She chooses
to live with me, she lives by my rules. I mean we've always
Explanation and Analysis made that perfectly clear. She lives her life to a certain extent; I
Marion complains that her gin and tonic doesn’t have live mine, do what I like within reason. It's the only way to do it...
enough tonic (in fact, it doesn’t have any). Then, Sidney goes SIDNEY: Good gracious.
to find some tonic water to add to her beverage. A moment RONALD: I wish you'd have a chat with Marion. Convince her.
later, he returns to Marion, without having done anything to
the drink. Marion sips the drink and claims that it now has
Related Characters: Ronald Brewster-Wright, Sidney
the perfect amount of tonic water in it.
Hopcroft, Geoffrey Jackson (speaker), Eva Jackson, Marion
The exchange isn’t just a perfect example of the “placebo Brewster-Wright
effect.” It’s also a sign that the characters are out of touch
with reality. The mere power of suggestion—the fact that Related Themes:
Marion thinks Sidney has added tonic to her gin—is enough
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different than she actually is. The scene also foreshadows
Explanation and Analysis
Marion’s alcoholism later in the play.
Geoffrey Jackson, another one of the guests at the
Hopcrofts’ party, is a charismatic, handsome man who likes
to brag to his male friends about his sexual conquests. In
RONALD: Ah. Well, as long as you know about him. Might
oblique terms, Geoffrey suggests that he cheats on his wife
have been after your silver. I mean, you never know. Not
all the time, but adds that she’s learned to “play by his rules.”
these days.
In other words, Geoffrey uses adultery to assert his
SIDNEY : No, indeed. No, he—he was from the off-licence.
authority over Eva: he’s the “king of the castle,” and Eva has
to support him in whatever he does.
Related Characters: Sidney Hopcroft, Ronald Brewster- The passage is a grating, satirical example of “guy talk.” The
Wright (speaker), Jane Hopcroft three male characters crack little jokes about adultery, at
least partly to fit in with the group. Sidney in particular
Related Themes: seems uneasy having such a discussion, but he thinks that
he has a social obligation to join in.
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Related Characters: Geoffrey Jackson (speaker), Eva JANE: Shall I tell you something—Sidney would get so
Jackson angry if he heard me saying this—but I'd far sooner be
down here on the floor, on my knees in the oven—than out
Related Themes: there, talking. Isn't that terrible. But I’m never at ease, really, at
parties. I don't enjoy drinking, you see.
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Related Symbols:
RONALD: Both my wives, God bless them, they've given
Page Number: 73 me a great deal of pleasure over the years but, by God,
they've cost me a fortune in fixtures and fittings. All the same.
Explanation and Analysis Couldn't do without them, could we?
As Act Three begins, another year has gone by. Ronald’s
wife Marion has become bedridden for vaguely-defined Related Characters: Ronald Brewster-Wright (speaker),
reasons. Eva suggests that Marion is an alcoholic, while Marion Brewster-Wright
Ronald refuses to believe this. However, as the act goes on,
it becomes clear that Eva is exactly right. Ronald’s refusal to Related Themes:
believe the obvious truth about Marion is a form of denial:
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alcohol (even though he begins to admit that she is, and
Explanation and Analysis
then cuts himself off). The passage is a telling example of the
way Ronald—and all the other characters—hide their Ronald delivers a long monologue about his marriages, and
problems from view rather than discussing them candidly. about his relationships with women in general. He mentions
Because their social milieu places so much stock in having been married once before marrying Marion, his
appearances, the characters repress their serious problems. current wife. However, his way of discussing his two wives is
surprisingly clinical and bloodless. He shows no real
affection for either woman; instead, he speaks about
women as if they’re investments, measuring the risks
EVA: Darling, I hate to remind you but ever since the against the rewards and coming to the bland conclusion
ceiling of the Harrison building caved in and nearly killed that he can’t do without them.
the Manager, Sidney Hopcroft is about your only hope of
surviving as an architect in this city. Ronald, no less than the other characters in the play, is a
vulgar materialist, somebody who measures everything in
life—even other people—based on how useful they might be
Related Characters: Eva Jackson (speaker), Walter for him.
Harrison, Geoffrey Jackson, Sidney Hopcroft
Related Themes:
RONALD: Nobody wants your damn picture, now shut up.
Related Symbols:
Related Characters: Ronald Brewster-Wright (speaker),
Page Number: 76 Marion Brewster-Wright
Explanation and Analysis
Related Themes:
In this expository line of dialogue, it’s revealed that
Geoffrey Jackson’s career is in crisis. He designed and built Page Number: 82
a shopping complex, but the building collapsed, nearly killing
a few people. Now, nobody in town will hire Geoffrey, with Explanation and Analysis
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object that makes it harder for them to continue dancing. Ayckbourn has been ruthless in exposing the various ways
None of the characters wants to play this game. But that middle-class people sacrifice their humanity in order to
because Sidney (who’s tried and failed to introduce party gain material wealth and social status. And the dance-game
games in each of the last two acts) is now such a powerful is the ultimate symbol of this idea. The characters sacrifice
businessman, the characters feel that they must play along their own dignity just so that they can impress Sidney, a man
in the hopes of staying in his good graces. whose name they could barely remember two years ago.
In all, the dance is a fitting way to bring the play to an end.
ACT ONE
The play begins “last Christmas” in the kitchen of the suburban Take careful note of the setting, not just the characters. First, it’s
home of Sidney Hopcroft and Jane Hopcroft, both in their suburban. This was a time when the British middle class was
thirties. Their home is modest, but it has modern appliances, expanding and moving out of cities and into suburbia. Note, also,
such as a fridge and a washing machine. Jane busily scrubs the the modern appliances—familiar signifiers of a bourgeois, middle-
floor with a cloth, singing as she works. Sidney walks cheerily class, materialistic environment. Meanwhile, Jane and Sidney both
into the room, wearing fancy, somewhat old-fashioned clothes. seem blandly happy in their respective gender roles. Altogether, it
seems like the kind of scene you’d find in an ad.
As Jane scrubs, Sidney notes that he has “a few games lined up We get a lot of information here. Jane and Sidney are planning a
.... just in case.” He also points out that Jane doesn’t really need party, and Jane sees to be more invested in keeping up appearances
to scrub the kitchen, since their guests that night won’t be than Sidney—in fact, she seems to be interested in cleaning, just for
standing there. Jane points out that some of the women might the sake of cleaning. Also notice that Sidney seems highly attuned to
want to look at the kitchen, but Sidney argues that bankers’ his guests’ social status: his goal this evening, it can be assumed,
wives won’t care about someone else’s kitchen. He mentions isn’t just to have fun; it’s to do some networking.
that he spilled something on a sideboard, and Jane, agitated,
immediately goes to clean the spillage, complaining that now
the house will smell of polish.
Sidney asks Jane for a “Christmas kiss,” but Jane instead says Sidney and Jane are neurotically, but also comically, interested in
that Sidney’s tie smells like fly spray. Then Sidney notes that it’s the tiny details of their party, right down to the number of minutes
8:28, meaning that the party officially starts in two minutes. until it starts. Also, Ayckbourn lets readers know upfront that the
Suddenly, the bell rings. Frantically, Jane says that she hasn’t Potters will never be seen. This is interesting because it might
sprayed the kitchen yet, and pulls out a spray canister. Sidney suggest that the entire act will be set in the kitchen, away from the
goes to let the first two guests, the Potters, into the house. guests and “behind the scenes” of this ordinary, banal Christmas.
These guests, Dick and Lottie Potter, are never seen, but their And in a way, that’s exactly what the play is: a behind-the-scenes
loud, braying laughs now fill the house. look at what it means to live an ordinary middle-class life.
Sidney ducks back into the kitchen, where Jane is still spraying. Sidney ranks his guests into a very clear hierarchy. Dick and Lottie
Jane remembers that she’s been wearing slippers—she’s left are just bodies in the room—he doesn’t particularly care about
her dress shoes by the fireplace, and begs Sidney to go get impressing them (which may be why he rudely left them alone). The
them at once. Sidney retreats back into the room with the Brewster-Wrights (even their last name sounds pompous and
Potters, and there is a sudden bellow of laughter. Then, Sidney fancy), however, are people whose favor Sidney is trying to win.
returns to the kitchen, carrying Jane’s shoes. He notes that it’s
lucky “it’s only Dick and Lottie” in the other room, rather than
the Brewster-Wrights.
A moment later, Jane, Sidney, and Ronald Brewster-Wright—a Ayckbourn’s description of Ronald is worth keeping in mind.
man in his mid-forties who is “impressive without being Nothing in this play, when it comes down to it, is particularly
distinguished”—burst into the kitchen. Ronald’s trousers are distinguished: the characters and setting and dialogue are all mostly
wet, and Jane is apologizing profusely for spilling on him. She tawdry and banal. By spilling a drink of Ronald’s trousers, Jane sets
offers him a tea towel, which he uses to dry his trousers. a more plainly comic, slapstick-y tone.
Marion Brewster-Wright, Ronald’s wife, enters the kitchen. Jane was right after all—bankers’ wives would want to see the
She praises the kitchen, especially the shiny “working surfaces” kitchen (and Ronald is, in fact, a banker, though we don’t know this
and the cupboard drawers, which can be filled with “all sorts of yet). So far, there hasn’t been any really substantive conversation:
things” and then shut and forgotten about. Marion also notices the guests are just making chit-chat about appliances and other
the washing machine, which was Sidney’s Christmas present to material things. Even when Marion tries to allude to politics and
Jane. She notices the dial that reads, “Whites-coloreds” and current events, however loosely, Jane has no idea what she’s talking
jokes, “it’s apartheid,” a comment that Jane doesn’t understand. about. (The apartheid system of racial segregation was still in effect
in South Africa when this play was released.)
The doorbell rings, and Jane leaves the room to greet the The characters keep harping on about the washing machine, almost
guests. Marion asks Sidney, who she calls “Mr. Hopcraft,” how as if they’re incapable of talking about anything else. By this point,
he managed to “squeeze” the washing machine into the kitchen. audiences are starting to get a sense for the “rhythm” of the
Sidney explains that he’s built all the shelves in the kitchen and play—every few minutes, somebody walks in or out of the kitchen,
measured the washing machine to fit underneath the shelves. and sometimes, there’s nobody in the kitchen at all.
Jane pokes her head into the kitchen and announces that the
Jacksons, Eva and Geoffrey, have arrived. Jane and Sidney walk
out of the kitchen.
Marion and Ronald stay in the kitchen, studying the washing Marion and Ronald don’t want to be at this party: they don’t seem
machine. Marion tells her husband to “make our excuses quite to take Sidney and Jane seriously, and dislike the other guests. It’s
shortly,” since she wants to get home to her children, finds Dick clear that they consider themselves to be superior to the others.
Potter’s jokes horrible, and doesn’t like the drinks. Ronald
complains that Jane spilled soda on his trousers while pouring
him a drink.
Sidney returns to the kitchen to summon the Brewster- Just a second after bad-mouthing the hosts, Marion flatters them
Wrights into the drawing room. Marion tells him, “we can’t tear for having a nice kitchen. So far, it’s worth noting, a decent chunk of
ourselves away from your divine kitchen,” but she and Ronald the conversation has been about the kitchen, suggesting that Jane
follow Sidney out. A moment later, Jane returns with an empty was right after all (and also that these guests aren’t very imaginative
bowl, which she fills with chips. Sidney follows her, explaining in their conversation).
that they’re out of tonic water. Jane asks him to tell Lottie to
stop eating so many chips.
Sidney returns to the kitchen, carrying Marion’s glass, which In contrast to the other guests, Eva is comically frank in her
needs tonic water. Then, Eva walks in. She’s in her thirties and conversation—instead of making idle chitchat about washing
“makes no concessions in either manner or appearance.” Eva machines, she “goes for it” and talks about her depression (or other,
explains that she needs some water so that she can take her unnamed mental illness). In a way, all the characters structure their
pills and avoid “turning into a raving lunatic.” She’s been taking existences around material things, on which they’re completely
pills since the age of eight, she claims, and finds it disturbing dependent—Eva with her pills, Jane with her appliances, etc. Yet Eva
that her existence is “geared round swallowing tablets every is the only character who seems not to like this state of affairs.
three hours,” including in the middle of the night. She accepts a
glass of water, drinks from it, and then throws it in the garbage
can.
Eva, speaking half to herself, goes on to explain that she and her Even though Eva in some ways seems more mentally unstable than
husband, Geoffrey, have left their dog, George, in the car so the other characters, she is also more self-aware. At least she’s not
that it won’t get too restless. However, the dog has a habit of obsessed with cleaning, like Jane, or currying favor, like Sidney.
sounding the car horn with its nose. As she speaks, Sidney
retrieves the glass from the trash. Eva, noticing him, says, “My
God was that me?” and says, “I am finally going mad.” She leaves
the kitchen.
Marion enters the kitchen, asking about her glass. She sips Marion is so out of touch with her senses, and reality, that she
from it and claims that it’s much better now that it has a little doesn’t even realize what she’s drinking (and this also foreshadows
tonic water—however, Sidney points out that it’s pure gin. her later alcoholism). There’s also some awkward flirting between
Marion teases Sidney, “what are you trying to do to me?” Sidney Marion and Sidney, even though Marion clearly isn’t interested in
points out that the mistletoe is in another room, and Marion the conversation (she can’t even remember Sidney’s name) and is
says, “Lead on,” though she can’t remember Sidney’s name. just going through the motions.
Sidney absent-mindedly closes the back door.
A moment later, Jane arrives at the back door, soaking wet, Even though viewers can’t see the living-room of the Hopcrofts’
with a carton of tonic waters. She finds that the door is locked. apartment, they can hear the squelching of the boots, symbolically
She knocks gently, then louder, but nobody hears. She decides undermining all the time that Jane presumably spent cleaning the
to try the front door. Sidney comes back into the kitchen, floors. Jane is doubly humiliated, first because she has to walk
carrying an empty chip-bowl. He sees the back door, realizes around in a man’s raincoat at her own party and second because
his mistake, and runs out into the rain. A moment later, he she hates dirtiness.
rushes back inside, and Jane comes in through the front door,
her boots squelching on the floor.
Just then, Ronald enters the kitchen, and Jane rushes out the Sidney keeps up the charade and tells a bizarre lie about having an
back door rather than face her guest. Ronald explains that he “off-license” deliveryman, so that he can ask Ronald for a loan.
just let in a “little short chap.” Sidney hesitates, then says, “He Readers don’t really know what Sidney does for a living (something
was from the off-license” and brought some tonic water. Ronald with general stores, but that’s it). This, it’s suggested, is the
and Sidney discuss Sidney’s general store business, and Sidney conversation Sidney has been waiting all night to have: he’s
brings up a “chat” the two of them had the other day. Ronald desperate for that loan.
hesitates and then says, “I think the bank could probably see
their way to helping you out.”
Geoffrey Jackson, a handsome, confident man in his mid- Geoffrey is more comfortable talking about sex than the other
thirties, enters and asks, “Is there a chance of sanctuary here?” characters in the play, and here he introduces some “guy talk.”
He complains that Dick Potter is telling the women annoying Sidney joins in, sensing that that’s what he’s supposed to do, but he
jokes. Sidney claims that Dick is a “fascinating character,” a also gives the sense of being out of his element.
teacher who works with young people most of the time.
Geoffrey notes that Dick’s wife Lottie has sexy legs, especially
for a woman of her age. Sidney agrees, but then says he hasn’t
really seen Lottie’s legs.
Suddenly, Jane appears outside the back door. Sidney waves In this farcical section, Sidney manages to stop his guests from
her away, without his guests seeing him. Meanwhile, Ronald seeing Jane—it would seem that Ronald and Geoffrey are too busy
asks Geoffrey about a party the two of them went to, during talking about women to notice the actual woman standing by the
which Geoffrey flirted with a blonde. Geoffrey brags, “You have back door. Notice that Geoffrey never explicitly talks about sex or
no idea,” and Sidney tries to laugh along and give “noises of adultery, but gives the impression of having cheated on his wife. He
sexual approval.” Geoffrey complains that he wishes he could also boasts that he’s in charge in his household: his wife Eva has to
“bury” his wife sometimes. Ronald points out that Geoffrey is accept his infidelities. It’s unclear if Geoffrey really is the playboy he
lucky to have Eva, since she probably has a “jolly good idea” by claims to be, or if he’s only bragging. The mention of “burying” Eva is
now, but still lives with Geoffrey. Geoffrey says that Eva has also a dark joke foreshadowing her later attempts at suicide.
learned to live by his rules. He adds that there’s too much “good
stuff wandering around.”
Eva strolls into the kitchen and claims that the men have The “guy talk” comes to an abrupt end when Eva walks into the
“abandoned” the ladies at the party. Sidney leaves the kitchen. room. Ronald, who’d seemed to admire Geoffrey for cheating on his
Eva tells Geoffrey that they should get going, since their dog wife, is now reminded of his own spouse.
needs to go home and eat its dinner. She also tells Ronald, “Your
wife is looking slightly less than pleased.”
As Eva leaves, Geoffrey brings up a business deal with Geoffrey, it turns out, is just as eager as Sidney to get in Ronald’s
Ronald—he wants to know if Walter Harrison’s new shopping good graces: he needs Ronald to recommend him as an architect.
complex in the area has an architect yet. When Ronald says no, Ronald clearly has a lot of influence in his community, but it’s never
Geoffrey asks Ronald to put in a word with the owner of the fully explained why, beyond the fact that he’s a banker.
complex, and Ronald promises he will.
Sidney and Ronald, now wearing his overcoat, come back into Notice that Marion invites Sidney and Jane to visit (whereas she
the kitchen. Marion thanks Sidney and tells him that he and extended this invitation to Geoffrey but not Eva). Sidney is clearly
Jane should visit them sometime—assuming he can ever find overjoyed to have extracted a promise of money from the powerful,
Jane. Alone in the kitchen, Sidney smiles and rubs his hands well-connected Ronald.
together.
Jane knocks on the back door and Sidney lets her in. Jane is a Sidney is so pleased with his agreement with Ronald that he’s
“sodden mess”—she explains that she stayed outside until all oblivious to Jane’s sadness and humiliation. He sees his guests as
the guests had left. Sidney claims that there was nothing he means to an end—financial success—rather than as interesting
could have said to the guests that would’ve explained Jane’s human beings.
bizarre behavior. The guests, he adds, are people “who can be
very, very useful to us.”
Sidney tells Jane that he’ll watch some television now—since Sidney’s obliviousness and lack of feeling for his wife suggests that
it’s Christmas Eve, there should be something good on. Sidney he’s single-mindedly focused on becoming rich. The act ends with
walks out, leaving Jane along in the kitchen. She stares at the the poignant image of Jane cleaning the same room she’d been
dirty things scattered around the room. She picks up a damp cleaning earlier in the day. This could be interpreted as a symbol for
cloth and begins to clean the room, singing happily to herself. the Sisyphean repetitiveness of Jane’s life. But at the same time,
Jane seems more content than the other characters in the play:
she’s the only one of them who seems to take genuine pleasure in
something, however superficial it might seem (whereas the other
characters seem more restless and uneasy).
ACT TWO
Act Two takes place “This Christmas” in the kitchen of Act Two takes place in a very different kind of middle-class home,
Geoffrey and Eva’s fourth-floor flat (apartment). The kitchen that of Geoffrey and Eva. Unlike Sidney and Jane, this couple
seems untidy—the appliances “have seen better days” and the doesn’t seem to place too much stock in appearances. Notice that
furniture is plain. Eva sits at the kitchen table, writing the act opens with another image of repetition, echoing the end of
something in a notepad. After a few moments of frustration, the previous act.
she tears up the page and starts again.
Geoffrey notices that Eva seems distracted. He points out that Though never mentioned again, Geoffrey seems to be
she’s still in her dressing gown. Then, he mentions the contemplating running away with a woman named Sally, with
conversation they had last night. As they’d discussed, Geoffrey whom, it’s implied, he’s been having an affair. However, Geoffrey
will go and live with Sally. He hopes that Eva isn’t bitter about discusses the matter obliquely, so it’s unclear exactly what has
what’s happened, and promises that eventually he’ll want to see happened.
Eva again. Finally, he claims that he’ll be moved out by Boxing
Day.
Geoffrey recalls that some friends will be coming by soon and Bizarrely, Geoffrey and Eva are having a Christmas party, even
realizes that there’s only a little bit of liquor in the flat. As he though Geoffrey is apparently on the verge of leaving his wife
rummages through the drawers looking for alcohol, he reminds altogether. Sidney Hopcroft, a pathetic, struggling businessman in
Eva that the people coming to the flat that night are really Eva’s the previous act, is rapidly becoming a successful, respected figure,
friends, not his. One of these is “the up and coming Mr. though why this has happened is never explained.
Hopcroft,” and Geoffrey has no intention of being polite to him,
even though Mr. Hopcroft wants Geoffrey to come work for
him. Eva says nothing.
Geoffrey picks up a dishcloth and carries it around with him. He Geoffrey alludes to having hit Eva in the past. He’s a contemptible
turns to Eva and claims, “I’m being very patient,” and then says character: someone who seemingly takes out his frustration with his
that he might lose his temper, in which case he’ll probably hit job and his marriage by bullying his wife in various ways. Notice
Eva and she’ll “smash everything in the flat.” Just then, the bell that Eva, in contrast to her persona in the previous act, has yet to
rings. Geoffrey goes to answer the door and tells Eva to go to speak. However, the ominous way she attaches her note to the table
bed, so that things will be easier. Alone in the kitchen, Eva alerts the audience that something isn’t right.
finishes writing her note. She pins it to the table with a kitchen
knife.
Eva immediately turns to the window. She opens it and stands Eva is trying to commit suicide: she’s alluded to her problems with
on the ledge. Geoffrey comes back into the kitchen, explaining mental illness in Act One, and now her pills seem unable to improve
that the “bloody Hopcrofts” have arrived. He cleans some her mood. The passage sets up a contrast between the pettiness of
glasses and complains that Jane Hopcroft is too fussy about Geoffrey’s concerns about the party and the deep seriousness of
cleanliness. Just then, he notices that Eva is standing by the Eva’s suicide attempt—Ayckbourn will riff on this contrast for the
window. He pulls her back inside, and she begins to moan and rest of the act.
wail.
Geoffrey notices Eva’s note on the table and reads it. He asks Geoffrey recognizes that Eva has left a suicide note on the kitchen
Eva, “what do you mean, a burden to everyone?” Suddenly, Eva table. But despite this—whether because of his obliviousness, the
stands up and tries to cut herself with a bread knife. Geoffrey absurdity of the play’s world, or, more darkly, because he wants her
stops her and says he needs to call a doctor, who’ll probably be to kill herself—he leaves her alone.
able to “calm you down a bit.” He tells Eva to wait in the kitchen
while he makes the call.
Geoffrey walks back into the room, and Jane asks him if she Geoffrey’s time estimate seems pretty low (and, as it turns out, he’s
could borrow an apron. Geoffrey nods and explains that he’s gone for much longer than ten minutes). Also, his allusion to the
called a doctor, who’s out on another call. He decides to go out Muslim party downstairs is interesting, because in the 1970s
and find the doctor, which he claims should take no more than immigrants from Muslim countries began to come to the U.K. in
ten minutes. Jane promises to keep an eye on Eva while greater numbers than ever before. Jane, oblivious as ever, doesn’t
Geoffrey is gone. Geoffrey removes the knives from the room, question Geoffrey’s bizarre explanation for removing the knives
and then walks out. He claims that he’s taking the knives from the room.
downstairs to the group of Muslims having a big party. As
Geoffrey walks out, the bell rings.
Alone with Eva, Jane tells her that George is getting big. She Jane makes idle chitchat, of the kind she and her husband made in
adds that Dick Potter is very good with dogs. She also tells Eva the previous chapter. Viewers can deduce that Eva is trying to kill
that she usually prefers cleaning to socializing at parties—she’s herself by overdosing on pills (since, if she were merely taking her
never enjoyed drinking and chatting. As Jane talks, Eva finds a prescription, as she alluded to in Act One, she’d only take one pill).
small pillbox and swallows a pill, then another. Then she spills
the pills, and they disappear down the drain.
Sidney enters the room and sees Eva and Jane. He explains that Sidney, no less than his wife, is unable to recognize that Eva is
the Brewster-Wrights have arrived. Seeing that Eva is trying to suicidal. He’s so obsessed with material things, especially bourgeois
fish something out of the sink, she tells her, “You’ll never get a household appliances, that he has no understanding of people’s
sink unblocked that way.” He looks under the cupboard and feelings. The passage becomes even more darkly comic when Sidney
promises to fix the sink with a wrench. To explain things to Eva, ignores Eva’s suicide note and writes on the back. Eva’s “friends,”
he picks up Eva’s suicide note, glances at it, and then turns it contrary to what Jane suggests, pay almost no attention to her.
over and draws a diagram of the sink and pipe. Jane smiles and
tells Eva, “It’s at times like this you’re glad of your friends, aren’t
you?”
Sidney steps out of the room, and Eva finds a piece of rope, The farce expands as Eva tries other ways of killing herself, and is
climbs up on a chair, and begins to tie the rope around a ceiling foiled again and again. Notice, also, that the characters believe
light. She tears out the bulb and the fitting, and begins to yawn they’re giving Eva valuable help by repairing her kitchen, to the
as a result of taking two sleeping pills. Suddenly, Ronald enters point where they feel they have the right to repair her appliances in
the kitchen, and behind him Lottie Potter’s laughter can be the middle of a Christmas party. Appliances, it sometimes seems,
heard. He notices Eva standing on the table, and Jane tells him, are the only things they understand.
“Bulb’s gone.” Ronald offers to fix the bulb for Eva. Meanwhile,
Sidney has retrieved a heavy bag of tools, including a wrench,
from his car, and begins fixing the pipes.
Sidney checks to make sure the light is turned off, and tells In this passage, we get a very small amount of information about
Ronald that it’s safe to touch the wires. While Ronald and how the different characters view one another. Sidney, no longer a
Sidney perform their respective jobs, Sidney asks what Marion struggling, pathetic businessman, has had a good year—but readers
is up to, and Ronald explains that she’s probably in the living- still don’t fully understand why, or even what Sidney’s job consists
room, talking to the Potters, adding that Marion’s been “on her of. There’s an interesting contrast between the concrete, literal
pins” lately. Ronald praises Sidney for having had a good year, nature of the characters’ “work” in this scene, and the ambiguity
and Sidney admits he’s had some “lucky hunches.” surrounding what the characters “do for work.”
While Jane, Sidney, and Ronald work, Eva writes yet another Marion’s exclamation is another good example of dramatic irony:
suicide note, and then finds a tin of paint stripper. She tries to audiences recognize that the real “ghastly” event, Eva’s attempted
pry open the tin, but can’t. Just then, Marion enters the room suicide, is taking place right in the kitchen. Also, notice that George
and says that something “ghastly” has happened—George has has bitten Dick, even though Dick is supposed to be good with
bitten Dick Potter’s leg. Meanwhile, Eva rummages through the animals. This could symbolize the heightening menace and internal
bag and finds a screwdriver. Marion asks, “How’s the invalid?” strife of the British middle-class household. Finally, notice that
and Ronald replies, “Very groggy.” Marion shrugs and offers Marion carelessly gives Eva a drink, even though Eva has already
everyone a drink. She gives a drink to Eva, just as she’s used the overdosed on sleeping pills.
screwdriver to open the tin.
Sidney suggests that the guests play a party game. Just then, In each of the three acts, Sidney suggests that the guests play a
Ronald drops a small “thing” that’s a part of the ceiling lights. game (but they only play in Act Three). Ronald’s electrocution is
Sidney crawls around on his hands and knees, trying to find the sickening but also darkly hilarious—almost like a gag in an old
“thing.” Ronald decides he doesn’t need the “thing”—a Charlie Chaplin or Jerry Lewis movie. The pile of male and female
nut—after all—he wants a screw instead. Marion puts the light clothes has been interpreted as a symbol of the scrambled gender
on so make easier to see; just then Ronald, who’s touching the roles of the English middle class, and the emasculation of the
wires in the ceiling, begins to “vibrate” and moan. Marion turns middle-class man.
off the light, and Sidney and Jane carry Ronald down. The
guests cover Ronald, who seems cold and weak, in “an
assortment of laundry, both male and female.”
Marion offers Ronald a drink, and Ronald replies, in a strained Notice that Marion’s solution to every problem is to offer someone a
voice, “I feel very peculiar.” Jane goes to wash her hands in the drink—this’ll become important, and rather tragic, in Act Three. The
sink, and when she turns on the sink, water drips down the pipe slapstick-y tone of the scene builds when Sidney gets doused with a
and onto Sidney, who’s still underneath the sink. Sidney, sink-full of dirty water. Again, the characters all complain about
irritated, tells Marion that she’s ruined a new shirt, and that comically trivial matters, even as their “friend” Eva contemplates
he’s going to get his overcoat before he freezes. He angrily tells ending her life.
Eva, “That dog of yours is a liability,” and adds, “This is the last
time I accept hospitality in this household.”
ACT THREE
Act Three takes place “next Christmas” in the kitchen of the Ayckbourn first introduced the Brewster-Wrights as an impressive
Brewster-Wrights’ old Victorian house. The kitchen has many couple with a lot of social status, and their house would seem to
modern appliances, but also the “flavor” of the original support such an interpretation. Victorian architecture still signifies
Victorian design. Ronald sits in an armchair, wearing a scarf and wealth and prestige. However, the chilliness of the house (signaled
listening to the radio. He reads a book, and laughs out loud by Ronald’s scarf) might also symbolize the couple’s cold,
every couple seconds. emotionless life together.
Eva walks into the rom, wearing a winter coat. She complains Eva has come by to take care of Ronald’s wife, Marion. Eva—quite
that the house is very cold, and Ronald asks her if “her room’s reasonably, given her earlier behavior—suggests that Marion is an
all right.” Eva tells Ronald that “she” would like a sandwich, and alcoholic, something which Ronald (who appears to be in denial
adds that “she” is doing much better. Ronald thanks Eva for about his wife) won’t acknowledge.
dropping by, and assures her that Marion appreciates it, too.
Marion, he explains, has been living “on her nerves” lately, since
she’s very insecure. Eva suggests that this may be because she
drinks too much, but Ronald denies this, claiming that she
hasn’t been drinking at all, lately.
Ronald offers Eva a drink, and she accepts after turning it Even after they discuss alcoholism, the characters continue to drink,
down the first time. Just then, the bell rings, and Eva says that suggesting that they’re all highly dependent on alcohol (if not
it’s probably Geoffrey. Ronald walks off to answer the door. A actually alcoholics). Eva, not Geoffrey, takes an active role in her
moment later, Geoffrey walks into the kitchen and asks Eva, family’s finances, while her husband (charismatic and active in the
“How is she?” Eva replies, “drunk.” Eva asks Geoffrey if he asked previous acts) is now more passive and laconic. No explanation is
Ronald for money, and Geoffrey says he hasn’t. Eva points out offered for why Eva, suicidal in the previous section, seems so much
that Ronald owes Geoffrey the money, and claims that she’ll calmer here. The implication is that Eva’s stability and mental
bring it up with Ronald after Christmas. health is outside her own control.
Ronald returns with the drinks, and the three of them toast Ronald is reading a child’s book, suggesting his infantilism (much
and drink. Geoffrey notes, “Bit quieter than last Christmas, like in the previous act). Ronald’s fortunes, just like Geoffrey’s, are
eh?” He notices the book Ronald was reading—a “saucy” thing, plummeting: that’s why he’s pleased simply because he’s not losing
Ronald explains, which he found under “one of the boys’ money.
mattresses.” He tells Geoffrey that he was sorry to hear about
the collapsed shopping complex. Geoffrey asks Ronald how his
bank is doing, and Ronald explains, “We’re not in the red, yet.”
The bell rings, and Ronald explains that it’s Marion upstairs. Eva This is one of the few times in the play when a male character
goes to attend to Marion. With Geoffrey, Ronald reminisces explicitly voices his feelings about women. Ronald sees his
about his first wife, a woman who left him abruptly and wrote relationships with women as being unpredictable and beyond his
him a letter saying, “she’d had enough.” Ronald next married own control. He’s alienated from everything and everyone, even his
Marion, but he still thinks about his first wife sometimes. He own wife (who, one would think, he’d understand pretty well).
adds that he still has no idea “what most women think about
anything.”
Eva enters the room again. Ronald asks her how their dog is The characters often describe Dick as an annoying, bothersome
doing, and Eva tells him, “We had to … give him away.” Ronald character, but they also seem lonely without Dick in the picture.
remembers that Dick Potter had to have three stitches Also, Eva’s comments could be interpreted to mean that she and
because of his dog bite. Dick Potter is mountain-climbing in Geoffrey had to have George put down because he bit somebody, or
Switzerland this Christmas, meaning “We’ll have to do without that they had to give the dog away because they could no longer
old Dick to jolly us up this year.” afford to take care of him.
Suddenly, Marion walks into the room. She greets the guests To Marion, Christmas is an excuse to get drunk (as it is for plenty of
and thanks them for coming. Ronald warns her that she needs people). And yet she’s drinking not for its own sake, but because
to put on warmer clothing. After Marion asks him for a drink, she’s miserable. She’s dissatisfied with the direction her life has
Ronald starts to say, “The doctor said very plainly …” Marion gone. Obsessed with appearances, she hates herself for having lost
cuts him off, saying, “For the love of God, Ronnie, it’s her looks as she’s grown older. Ronald, as unfeeling as ever, offer
Christmas.” Then, she begins to weep. She tells the guests that Marion no sympathy and simply silences her.
she used to be a very beautiful woman. Ronald cries, “Nobody
wants your damn picture, now shut up.”
Sidney opens the back door, even though Jane tells him not to. This is another good example of the play’s tragicomic tone. It’s
He shoots back, “I haven’t yet forgiven you for that business at hilarious, and almost like something out of a sitcom, that the guests
the party. How did you manage to drop a whole plate of trifle?” are caught in the act of trying to hide from Sidney and Jane. Yet it’s
Sidney and Jane walk into the kitchen and turn on the light, to also horribly sad: whatever community these six “friends” once had
find Ronald, Marion, Geoffrey, and Eva trying to hide in various has been torn apart as their fortunes have veered in wildly different
spaces. There’s a pause, and then Marion says, “Boo.” directions.
Ronald offers Sidney and Jane drinks, and Sidney mentions Sidney has evidently become a powerful member of the community
that he’s just come from Walter Harrison’s party. He turns to (signaled by the fact that he knows Harrison, the owner of the
Geoffrey and says, “You’ll know him, won't you?” He mentions shopping complex). While it’s difficult to know how to interpret
that he and Jane went to the party partly for pleasure, but adds, Sidney’s character (and this is largely up to the actors and directors,
“You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours.” not just Ayckbourn), Ayckbourn suggests that Sidney, for all his new
wealth, is still a rather petty, pathetic character. He thinks in empty
clichés, and doesn’t seem to understand the source of his own
fortune.
Jane offers Ronald and Marion their presents, which they open, Sidney’s present for Ronald is pricey, a signifier of his new social
confused. Jane and Sidney explain that the presents are a set of status. But it’s also impersonal—nothing in the play so far suggests
electrical screwdrivers for Ronald and a bottle of gin for that Ronald would particularly enjoy receiving screwdrivers for
Marion. Jane also gives Ronald two “rather ghastly woolly toys” Christmas. Even more impersonal is Marion’s bottle of gin:
for Ronald and Marion’s children. Finally, Jane produces a tiny apparently, the Hopcrofts don’t realize Marion is an alcoholic (or
bell, which she gives to Geoffrey, saying that he can put it on don’t care, or are even trying to mock her for her addiction). The
George’s collar. She apologizes for not bringing any presents Hopcrofts are so obsessed with material things that they lack any
for Geoffrey and Eva—she didn’t know they’d be there. sense of empathy or compassion for others.
Ronald tells Sidney and Jane, “You’ll have to excuse us if we’re This is a good example of a place where the actors and director can
not our usual cheery selves.” However, Marion says, “I’m choose how to interpret Ayckbourn’s dialogue. Marion could be
perfectly cheery.” Eva mentions that Geoffrey is “dying” to do speaking sarcastically, or not. And depending on how Sidney delivers
jobs for Sidney, and Sidney replies, “I’ll certainly keep him in his line, he could be dangling his new wealth in front of Geoffrey, or
mind. Really rather depends.” he could be genuinely clueless.
Sidney explains that they’ll be playing a game called Musical The game is a sly parody of the different characters’ struggles for
Dancing. The point of the game is to stop dancing at the exact material success. In a way, they’ve been “dancing” for prizes all
moment when the music stops. The person who’s caught along: Geoffrey tries to charm Ronald into giving him an
dancing after the music stops will get a forfeit (an item they architectural contract, for example. Thus, the game is a microcosm
must carry), and at the end of the game, the person with the for the middle-class world the characters inhabit.
least forfeits gets a chocolate Father Christmas (i.e., Santa
Claus).
The game begins, and everyone but Jane and Sidney begins It’s perfectly obvious that none of the characters (except perhaps
dancing. Marion dances in a shaky “classical ballet style,” while Marion) want to play the game, but they play along anyway in an
the others dance “sheepishly and reluctantly.” Ronald gets the effort to stay in Sidney’s good graces. The game, much like the
first forfeit, an apple under the chin, followed by Eva, who gets Hopcrofts’ gifts, is absurd and impersonal: again, Marion is made to
an orange between the knees. The rest of the game proceeds drink. Finally, notice that neither of the Hopcrofts is playing the
more quickly, with the characters all getting forfeits. Marion’s game: as the organizers (and, as we’ve seen, the people with the
forfeit is to drink a shot of gin, which Ronald tries to most social clout), they have the privilege of watching everyone else
protect—but when he does so, he drops his own forfeit, a spoon humiliating themselves for the sake of potential money or status.
in the mouth. Thus, Jane gives him another forfeit, a pear on
the spoon in his mouth.
The game proceeds, with the characters “accumulating bizarre The play ends with a tragicomic image of the characters dancing.
appendages.” Eventually, Sidney no longer stops the music at The sight is funny, but also disturbing, since it suggests that the
all: he just yells out, “Dance. Dance. Dance. Keep dancing. characters are so desperate to succeed that they’re willing to throw
Dance …” And the curtain falls. away all dignity. For now, Sidney and Jane seem to be on top, but
there’s no guarantee that they’ll stay there. In the unstable middle-
class world in which this play takes place, everything is in a state of
flux.