Hey Kid (If-Then)
Hey Kid (If-Then)
Hey Kid (If-Then)
HEY, KID
Music by TOM KITT
Lyrics by BRIAN YORKEY
Colla voce
B¨sus2,#4 F(add2)/A C7(add4)/G F6/9/A
JOSH:
Hey, kid. Ev -’ry - one’s wait - ing on you, kid. Ev -’ry - one’s won - d’ring what you’ll
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do, kid. It’s true, kid. Me too, kid.
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legato throughout
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Fmaj9 Fsus2,4 Fmaj9
Hey, kid, we’re so ex - cit - ed just to
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know you’ll soon be here. Say— kid— we’re both de -light - ed— though that
may not seem so clear. But I did my O. B. ro - ta- tion, so I know the ins and
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outs. And you’re an act of God’s cre - a - tion, so I’m fine with all the
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doubts. I’m a doc - tor and a
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sol - dier, I’ve been shelled, and un - der fire... but kid— if I
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say that you don’t scare me, I’m a liar.
dim.
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Now, kid— you did sur - prise me, though I know the facts of life.
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Wow, kid— it ter - ri - fies me just to say, “my preg - nant wife.” ’Cause
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kid, I got - ta tell ya, I’m not read - y—not a bit. There’s this
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ma - cho act I’ll sell ya— while in - side I lose my shit. It’s
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not that I don’t want you, ’cause I do, des - pite my
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fears, but kid— is it true you’ll stick a - round for eigh - teen
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years? Then the
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Patter, in tempo
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call comes on the i - Phone, I grab a cab cross town, I
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find her on the fourth floor, and they’ve got her in the gown. She’s
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nev - er looked less love - ly— she’s a grump and she’s got gas. And the
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A¨13¨9
la - bor’s eigh - teen hou - rs— oh my God, kid— move your ass. Then at
cresc.
Am7
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Am7/D
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last you make your en - trance and, well, kid, you’re quite a sight. I’ll be
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Am9
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D7sus D9
hon - est— you’re dis - gust - ing— but I know that you’re all right. Though you’re
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Gm7 Am7
scream - ing and you’re spit - ting and I can’t quite see your charms, they
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cresc.
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clean you and they clothe you and they put you in my arms... And I
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dim.
C7sus
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real - lize, in an in - stant that I’ve known you all a - long, that I’ve
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want - ed you for - ev - er, that I’ll nev - er do you wrong. And what
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ev - er this world comes to, and what - ev - er comes our way— I will
cresc. poco a poco
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watch you, and pro - tect you, I prom - ise, kid, we’ll be o -
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C7sus E¨6/9
kay... We’ll be o - kay... We’ll be o -
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A¨maj9 E¨/G E¨sus/G E¨/G
kay... Hey...
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kid. I feel like yell - ing— ring the bell and bang the drum. Say,
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kid, there’s just no tell-ing all the things that you’ll be - come. And I
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think we’ll have some fun here, your mom, and you, and me. And be-
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fore your time is done here, kid of mine, I hope
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Dm9
you’ll see that this
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life is what you make it— it’s cli - ché, which means it’s
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C7sus
true. And kid, it makes my life to know I helped make
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you. As a
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fath - er, kid, I may not have a clue, but your mom and me will some - how mud - dle through. If my
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ass - hole dad could do it, I can too— in
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fact, I’ll do bet - ter, I’ll start new. ’Cause
rall. dim.
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C7
kid, our kid, my kid— I love
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a tempo
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you.
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rall.