T A R T R ULEZ

S ICK-S
everything you need to jump into being a
certified scumdog.

hit points
NEON
LORDS EACH SCUMDOG STARTS OUT WITH X
AMOUNT OF HIT POINTS. (SEE THE CLASS
USES DESCRIPTION PAGE OF THE CLASS YOU
THESE LIKE,)
DICE: WHEN A SCUMDOG REACHES ZERO
s.t.a.t.s. HP THEY MAKE THEIR DEATH SAVING
THROW. IF FAILED THEY ARE DEAD. IF
BURLINESS-how swole a Scumdog is, how THE SAVE IS PASSED THE SCUMDOG
well they pick heavy things up and put them GOES TO 1HP INSTEAD.
down.

PROWESS- measures coordination, how rulez to live by

good one is with their hands, and the ability to 1. Each scumdog as a
throw and shoot. base ac of 9.
2. Unarmed strikes
ENDURANCE- measures overall health and deal 1 damage.
resistance to pain, disease, and poison.
3. Chugging is always
BRAINS- Brains measures the ability to dis- a bonus action.
cern information, retain knowledge, and read
and write. Pretty much how big of a square you
are. surge/sludge

ATTITUDE- measures how cool, cocky, and SURGE- ROLL TWO DICE TAKE THE
persuasive the scumdog is. BETTER OUTCOME.
SLEAZE- measures your overall likability SLUDGE- ROLL TWO DICE TAKE THE
and credibility. The Sleaze modifier is added to
any rolls in situations where Sleaze would be WORST OUTCOME.
a factor.

FORUNE- POINTS THE SCUMDOG CAN ADD TO MOST S!

OF THEIR ROLLS. +1 OR -1 TO THE ROLL PER POINT S TY L E M A TT E R
SPENT.

Attitude is everything!
class points your hairstyle gives you
Each scumdog can spend a class some bonuses! check the core
point to use one of their rad rulez for more info!
abilities or towards class specific
rolls.

when a scumdog has 5 or less class This Sick-Start Rulez is just the
points, they roll on the class start on your Neon Lords of the
abilty table. Toxic Wasteland journey. Scan
the code to learn more!
for more info on class points, be
sure to check out the core rulez!

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 LOOT THE DEAD DUDE
classes Initiative
neon lord rolls 1d6.
Brutacorn- biomechanical bi-corn that
have been exiled from their society. Likes the warparty rolls 1d6.
Lots of junk can be found on these dead bros. Wasteland muties like to hoard junk, but a sweet piece of rich stuff or an actual
shotguns and things that go boom. High roll goes 1st reroll ties. good item can be found from time to time. 1D66 will tell you if you are swimming in gold or sucking down the freshly found
high octane freedom potion!
Cosmic Barbarian- dual weapon-wielding
maniac who snort cosmic stardust to fuel COMBAT ROLL RESULT
their rage.
11 Booby Trapped!!!! Roll On The Traps Table Below
Want to HIT SOMETHING?
Cyberskin- bio-engineered clones of Ex- MEET OR BEAT THEIR AC. ROLL 12 1D4 Dusty Vials Of A Murky Brown Liquid
President Ronald Reagan. Machine Masters of
mayhem.
SAME WITH SPELL CHECKS. OVER 13 A Metallic Puzzle Cube
14 A Small Finger-Shaped Sponge Cake With A White Synthetic
Death Bringer- master of melee carnage Cream Filling
SKILL CHECKS
who can take on multiple baddies at once. ROLL 15 Can Of Meat Treet Brand Jellied Meat
want to do something cool UNDER 16 A Bottle Of Milk (Laced With Combat Enhancement Drugs)
Dwarfling- Interstellar immigrants outside of combat? roll
who utilize their luck to gain an edge in any
under THAT s.t.a.t.s. SCORE. 21 1D4 Gold Pieces
perilous engagement.
22 Haphazardly Built Lazer Pistol (Breaks After 1st Shot)
H.E.A.T.H.E.R- Super Serum Warriors that SPELL CHECKS 23 Small Baggie Of Rainbow Powder
have been revived from Vietnam 2: The Revenge. 24 Random 1st Level War Wizard Spell Inscribed On A Chunk Of
want to cast a spell?
roll 1D20 and meet or Humanoid Skin
Holy Smiter- Mankind’s champions against
all that is chaotic and Xeno who use holy
beat the speck check. 25 4 Human Teeth
this number is found
powers granted by a God. 26 1D4 Vitality Sticks
in the class’s level
advancement table. 31 1D3 Ninja Throwing Stars
Night Stalker- deadly martial artists
who use stealth and shadows to strike hard this applies to hacks, 32 A Pair Of Big Fuzzy Dice BOOBY TRAPPED DEAD DUDE
and strike fast from. prayers, riffs, Well the unthinkable happened. You got
33 Booby Trapped!! Roll On The Traps Table Below out smarted by a filthy mutie, monster,or
manifestations, or
34 2D4 Gold Pieces worse a crooked NPC!
NOISE THRASHER- Wastland bard shredding any other casting
Roll below to see how many fingers you
away on mustical instruments casting riffs! class. 35 1D6 Death Sticks will walk away with.

Skull Jammer- Tape Deck jockeys who can ROLL 36 Trucker Hat With A Mudflap Girl Patch
Stitched On
hack their way through dungeons. OVER
41 Brass Knuckles
Star Spawn- Strange psychic aliens whose 42 A Mix-Tape Called “Mutated Mash-Up”
purpose on the planet is unknown. ROLL RESULT
43 Mummified Finger
1 Finger popper takes off 1
War Wizard- Humanoids who sold their fortune points 44 Booby Trapped!!Roll On The Traps Table Below finger.
souls to Demonlords in exchange for the
A Player can spend fortune 45 Trash Water, Flask 2 Toe popper takes off 1 toe.
ability to cast dark magic.
points to add to any of their 46 Yellow Key Card 3 Dud! Re-gain 1 fortune point.
Plus the core rulez has a Super Secret Class;
Good luck in finding it! own rolls. 51 1x Can Of Glug-Ghug Zero 4 Glitter Bomb! Covers you and
anyone within 5 ft in glitter
52 1x Sluggo Brand Neon Apple Snack Fruit Pie
until your next long rest.
ARMOR CLASS 53 1x Smoke ‘Nade You cannot surprise anyone
Fortune points don’t 54 1x Mega Fizz 3 Liter (Flavor Blast Extreme) or be stealthy in that time.
ALL SCUMDOGS HAVE A BASE AC OF 9. regenerate. 55 Booby Trapped!!!! Roll On The Traps Table Below 5 Drug Bomb! Goes off in your
9+ + = Refer to this
56 Lord Randy Action Figure
face causing you to roll on
the drug effects table.
section on the
Armor
BONUS
PROWESS
BONUS
certified scumdog
Can’t make crits or be added 61 1x Can Of Sprayed Stiff; Unisex Hairspray 6 Suicide Vest. Everyone within
to death saving throws. 5ft of the body must make
Total Character sheet 62 2D8 Gold Pieces
an Agility Saving Throw vs
63 Lazer Lance taking 1D6! Damage from
need help? Can only be added to 64 Sick Shades the exploding carcass you
Whats the matter nerd, still cant win? thought would be filled
Call 1-900-neon-lordz for up to date
your own rolls. 65 Lightning Brass Knuckles
like a pinata, but instead of
Hints and tricks to help you take your 66 A Can Of High Octane Freedom Potion candy, it was death.
game to the next level!

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 COMBAT cheat sheet
ORDER OF COMBAT Initiative
1 Check if either side is surprised.
neon lord rolls 1d6.
2 Each side rolls initiative. the warparty rolls 1d6.
3 Highest initiative side goes 1st. High roll goes 1st reroll ties.
4 Conditions check phase.
5 Movement phase. READING OUT LOUD IN NEO-TERRAXX
6 Missile attack phase.
ROLL RESULT
7 Spell phase.
1-7 Nothing Happens.
8 Melee attack phase.
8 Out of the reader’s fingers Magic
8A Single handed. Missile is cast hitting a random
8B Two handed. target.

9 Once each side has resolved all move- 9 Reader rolls on the Minor Mutation
Table.
ment and actions the round is over and
the process restarts at step 2. 10 Reader gains a Madness Point.
11 1D4+Readers Brain Mod Other Worldly
Spawns are summoned.
BREAKING DOWN DOORS 12 A Mammoth Space God is summoned.
Brutacorn Can Kick Down Any Door Appease the god or they will devour
the planet.
Cosmic Barbarian 50% +Burliness Modifier
Cyberskin 20% +Burliness Modifier
ULTIMATE CHEAT CODES
Death Bringer
Dwarfling
40% +Burliness Modifier
30% +Burliness Modifier ROLL CHEAT Ah, ah, ah!
H.E.A.T.H.E.R 30% +Burliness Modifier 1 OFF u didn’t say
CLIPPINGYo

the magic word!

Holy Smiter 40% +Burliness Modifier 2 ALL DOORS UNLOCKED
Night Stalker 20% +Burliness Modifier 3 MAX HEALTH
Noise Thrasher -20%+Attitude Modifier 4 MAX AMMOnext time just
Skull Jammer -10%+Burliness Modifier 5 ALL WEAPONS UNLOCKED
Star Spawn 20% +Burliness Modifier 6
ask!
GOD MODE!
War Wizard -10% +Burliness Modifier - Rude rob-e
TO THE MAX! WITH FIREARMS
Due to the lethality of guns and
FIREARMS TOTAL BUMMER! CHART
other firearms, they do not have a
corresponding TO THE MAX! Chart for ROLL RESULT
critical hits. 1-2 Ignore the fumble, just a miss.
Instead, a 20 is always a head shot 3 Drop weapon.
that deals double damage. A roll of 1
4 Jams, spend next round unjamming.
is still a fumble and requires a roll
on the firearms Total Bummer” Table 5-6 Near-miss roll to hit random tar-
below (1D10). get.
Ignore for classes with firearm- 7 Recoil knocks weapon out of your
specific To the Max! Tables, but they hands in a random direction 15ft.
still roll on the Firearms Total 8-9 Auto hits a random target.
Bummer Table. H.E.A.T.H.E.R Class, for 10 You shoot yourself for normal
example. damage.

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