Friends Monica : No, I just talked to them.

Ross : I'm calling Mom.

S01 X E09
Joey : Hey, hey.
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Chandler : Hey.
Phoebe : Hey.

Rachel : Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't Chandler : And this from the cry-for-help
worked here very long, but I was wondering, department. Are you wearing makeup?
do you think it would be possible if I got a Joey : Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially
$100 advance in my salary? Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
Terry : An advance? Chandler : That's so funny, 'cause I was
Rachel : It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man
with my family. See, every year we go skiing in slash woman.
Vail, and normally my father pays for my ticket, Phoebe : What were you modeling for?
but I sort of started the whole independent Joey : You know those posters for the city free
thing, you know, which is actually why I took clinic?
this job. Monica : Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of
Terry : Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You're a those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful. Phoebe : You know, the asthma guy was really
Rachel : Ok, I, I hear what you're saying. I'm cute.
with you. Um… but I, but I'm trying really hard. Chandler : Do you know which one you're
And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does gonna be?
anybody need coffee? Oh, look at that. Joey : No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so...
Chandler : Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Rachel : Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here Joey : Thanks.
all the time. I was just wondering, do you think Ross : Well, you were right. How can they do
there's a possibility that you could give me an this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
advance on my tips? Monica : Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I
Guy : Huh? No. cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like
Rachel : Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry Mom's.
about that spill before. Only $98.50 to go. Ross : Will you make the mashed potatoes
Monica : Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and with the lumps?
Dad are going to Puerto Rico for Thanksgiving? Monica : You know, they're not actually
Ross : No, they're not. supposed to have... I'll work on the lumps.
Monica : Yes, they are. The Blymens invited Joey, you're going home, right?
them. Joey : Yeah.
Ross : You're wrong. Monica : And I assume, Chandler, you are still
Monica : I am not wrong. boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
Ross : You're wrong. Chandler : Yes, every single one of them.

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Monica : Phoebe, you're gonna be with your Susan : What, you don't think they can hear
grandma? sounds in there?
Phoebe : Yeah, and her boyfriend. But we're Ross : You're not serious, I mean, you really...
celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he you really talk to it?
is lunar. Susan : Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to
Monica : So you're free Thursday, then. know my voice.
Phoebe : Yeah. Oh, can I come? Ross : Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Monica : (Yeah)… Rach, are you still thinking Susan : Yeah, yeah, all the time.
you're gonna make it to Vail? Ross : Really?
Rachel : Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only Susan : But, um… we just refer to you as Bobo
a hundred and two dollars to go. the Sperm Guy.
Chandler : I thought it was $98.50.
Rachel : Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup. Ross : Look, if she's talking to it, I just think
Ross : Well, I'm off to Carol's. that I should get some belly time too. Not that
Phoebe : Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her? I believe any of this.
Ross : Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and Phoebe : Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can
will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, totally hear everything. I can show you. Okay,
lesbian life partner. this will seem a little weird, but you put your
head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk,

Ross : Hi, is uh, is Carol here? and you'll hear everything we say.

Susan : No, she's at a faculty meeting. Chandler : I'd just like to say I'm… I'm totally

Ross : Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my behind this experiment. In fact, I'd… I'd very

skull. Well, not mine, but… much like to butter your head.

Susan : Come in. Monica : Hey, Rach, did you make your

Ross : Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a money?

class, and I have to get it back to the museum. Rachel : No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget

Susan : What's it look like? seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.

Ross : Kinda like a big face without skin. Monica : Rach, here's your mail.

Susan : Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We Rachel : Thanks, you can just put it on the

can just look for it. table.

Ross : Ok. (…) Wow, you guys… sure have a lot Monica : No, here's your mail.

of books about being a lesbian. Rachel : Thanks, you can just put it on the

Susan : Well, you know, you have to take a table.

course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it. Monica : Would you just open it?

Ross : Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle. A classic. Rachel : Oh, my god! Oh, you guys are great.

Susan : Actually, I'm reading it to the baby. Monica : We all chipped in.

Ross : The uh, the baby that hasn't been born Ross : We did?

yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy? Monica : You owe me 20 bucks.

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Rachel : Thank you. Thank you so much! Girl : Nothing.
Monica : Chandler, here you go, got your Joey : Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or
traditional holiday feast, you got your tomato something?
soup, your grilled cheese fixins, and your family Girl : Yeah. That’d be… Oh.
sized bag of Funyuns. Joey : What's wrong?
Rachel : Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what Girl : I just remembered, I have to do
you're having for Thanksgiving dinner? What, something.
what, what is it with you and this holiday? Joey : Oh. What?
Chandler : All right, I'm nine years old. Girl : Um… leave.
Ross : Oh, I hate this story. Joey : Wait, wait, wait!
Chandler : We just finished this magnificent
Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember Joey : So I guess you all saw it.
this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, Rachel : Saw what?
and this is the moment my parents choose to
Phoebe : No, we’re just laughing. You know,
tell me they're getting divorced.
how laughter can be infectious.
Rachel : Oh my god.
Chandler : Yes. yes, very difficult to enjoy
Monica : Hey.
Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in
Joey : Set another place for Thanksgiving. My
reverse.
entire family thinks I have VD.
Chandler : Tonight, on a very special Blossom…
Joey : Uh, hi. We uh… we used to work
together.
Monica : Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's
Girl : We did?
mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming.
Joey : Yeah, at Macy's. You were the
What?
‘Obsession girl’, right?
Ross : I don't know. It's just not the same
Girl : Yes.
without Mom in the kitchen.
Joey : I was the ‘Aramis guy’. “Aramis? Aramis?
Monica : Oh, all right, that's it. You know
Aramis?”
what? Just get out of my way and stop
Girl : Yeah, right.
annoying me.
Joey : I gotta tell you. You're the best in the
Ross : That's closer.
business.
Girl : Get out.
Rachel : I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five
Joey : I'm serious. You're amazing. You know
hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.
when to spritz, you know when to lay back.
Chandler : Oh, you must stop shooping.
Girl : Really? You don't know what that means
Rachel : Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.
to me.
Joey : Chandler, will you just come in already?
Joey : Ooh, you smell great tonight. What are
Chandler : Oh, no thank you. I prefer to keep
you wearing?

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a safe distance from all this merriment. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news.
Phoebe : Look out, incoming pumpkin pie! Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free
Chandler : Ok, we all laughed when you did it and was spotted flying over Washington Square
with the stuffing, but that's not funny anymore. Park. I'm going to the roof, who's with me?

Joey : Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't Rachel : I can't, I gotta go.
see any tater tots. Chandler : Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog
Monica : That's not a question. let loose over the city. How often does that

Joey : But my mom always makes them. It's happen?

like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey Phoebe : Almost never.
on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! Monica : Got the keys?
It's bad enough I can't be with my family Rachel : Okay.
because of my disease.
Monica : All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will Carol : Anytime you're ready.
be both mashed with lumps, and in the form Ross : Ok… Ok! here we go. Okay, where am I
of tots. talking to here? I mean, uh, well, there is one
Ross : All right. I'm off to talk to my unborn way that seems to offer a certain acoustical
child. advantage, but...
Monica : Ah! Carol : Just aim for the bump.
Ross : Ok, Mom never hit. Ross : Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I,
you know, I can't do this. Uh, this is… it’s too
Phoebe : Ok, all done. weird. I feel stupid.
Monica : What, Phoebe, did you whip the Carol : So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have
potat… Ah, Ross needs lumps! to do it just because Susan does it.
Phoebe : Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we Ross : Hello, baby. Hello, hello.
could have them whipped and then add some
peas and onions. Rachel : I loved the moment when you first
Monica : Why would we do that? saw the giant dog shadow all over the park.
Phoebe : Well, 'cause then they'd be just like Phoebe : Yeah, but did they have to shoot him
the way my mom used to make it, you know, down? I mean, that was just mean.
before she died. Monica : Ok, right about now the turkey
Monica : Okay, three kinds of potatoes coming should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the
up. inside. Why are we standing here?
Rachel : Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for Rachel : We're waiting for you to open the
everything. Oh, God!... Oh, sorry! door. You got the keys.
Chandler : The most unbelievable thing has Monica : No, I don't.
happened. Underdog has gotten away. Rachel : Yes, you do. When we left, you said,
Joey : The balloon? "got the keys."
Chandler : No, no, the actual cartoon character. Monica : No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?"

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Rachel : No, no, no, you said, "got the keys". Joey : Nope, not that one.
Chandler : Either of you have the ke-eys? Monica : Can you go any faster with that?
Monica : The oven is on. Joey : Hey, I got one keyhole and about a
Rachel : Oh, I’ve gotta get my ticket! zillion keys. You do the math.
Joey : Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key. Monica : Why do you guys have so many keys
Monica : Well then get it, get it! in there anyway?

Joey : That tone won’t make me go any faster. Chandler : For an emergency just like this.

Monica : Joey! Rachel : All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for

Joey : That one will. you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a
plane watching a woman do this right now. But
I'm not.
Ross : And everyone's telling me, you gotta
pick a major, you gotta pick a major. So, on a Monica : I swear you said you had the keys.

dare, I picked paleontology. And you have no Rachel : No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the

idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously

you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't didn't have the keys.

have gills anymore. Phoebe : Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the

Carol : Look, you don't have to talk to it. You keys. No one say keys.

can sing to it if you want. Monica : Why would I have the keys?

Ross : Oh, please. I am not singing to your Rachel : Aside from the fact that you said you
stomach, ok? had them?

Susan : Hi, how's it going? Monica : But I didn't.

Ross : Shh! ♪ Here we come, walking down the Rachel : Well, you should have.
street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we Monica : Why?
meet. ♪ Hey, hey! Hey, uh, did you just feel Rachel : Because!
that? Monica : Why?
Carol : I did. Rachel : Because!
Ross : Does it always, uh? Monica : Why? Because everything is my
Carol : No, no that was the first. responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making
Susan : Keep singing! Keep singing! Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know,
Ross : ♪ Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so
wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does
you a bagel, and then we'll go to the zoo. ♪ anybody care what kind of potatoes I want?

Susan : I felt it! Nooooo, no, no! You know, Just as long as

Ross : ♪ Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario

without any breasts. ♪ gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and
it's all burned, and, and I... I...
Chandler : Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you
now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.

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Monica : Oh, God. Joey : Oh, I will.
Monica : Well, the turkey's burnt. Potatoes are Phoebe : Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
ruined, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are Monica : Make a wish?
ruined. Phoebe : Come on, you know, Thanksgiving.
Ross : ♪ Here we come, walking down the…♪ Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish
This doesn't smell like Mom's. for?
Monica : No, it doesn't, does it? But you Joey : The bigger half.
wanted lumps, Ross? Well, here you go, buddy, Chandler : All right. I'd like to propose a toast.
you got one. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't
Rachel : Oh, god, this is great! The plane is exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you
gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys. planned, but for me, this has been really great,
Joey : Hey, we all had better plans, okay? This you know, I think because it didn't involve
was nobody's first choice. divorce or projectile vomiting.
Monica : Oh, really? So why was I busting my Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd
ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner? gone to Vail, or if you guys'd been with your
Joey : You call that delicious? family, or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff,
Monica : Stop it, stop it, stop it! we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I

Chandler : Now this feels like Thanksgiving. guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very
thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.

Phoebe : Ooh. All : That's so sweet.

Rachel : What? Ross : And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.

Phoebe : Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey Rachel : And a crappy New Year.

out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Chandler : Here, here!

Ugly Naked Guy is having Thanksgiving dinner

with Ugly Naked Gal.
* 비격식 줄임말
Joey : I've got to see this. All right Ugly Naked
gonna = going to
Guy!
wanna = want to
Monica : Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
gotta = got to / got a
Phoebe : It's nice that he has someone.
kinda = kind of
alright = all right
Chandler : Shall I carve?
Rachel : By all means. * 해당 대본은 넷플릭스 프렌즈(friends) 영상 기준입니다.
Chandler : All right. (…) Ok, who wants light (= 편집된 부분이 존재할 수 있습니다)
cheese, and who wants dark cheese? * 오타가 존재할 수 있습니다.

Ross : I don't even wanna know about the

dark cheese. 양갱(gang) 화이팅!
Monica : Does anybody wanna split this with
Youtube유튜브‘양킹’
me?

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