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Wednesday, Apr

Trees, trees
& more trees!
While the trees should start
popping, the courthouse will soon
be hopping as Valley County
Free Tree Day is right around the
corner. Linda Sibley of the Nashua
Gumbo Gals, and the free tree
originator, former Valley County
Commissioner Dave Pippin, were
making the rounds in Glasgow
hanging up “Proud Sponsor of
Free Tree Day” posters, including
BS Central. While a date has
yet to be set — Dave says they
have a different tree nursery this
year — stay tuned for the date as
1,000 trees will be given away,
including:
• 200 Ohio Buckeye
• 200 Common Lilac
• 100 Saskatoon Berry
• 100 Red Twig Dogwood
• 100 Golden Currant
• 100 Villosa Lilac
A limit of five trees per household,
trees will be given out on a first
come basis, and take it from the
Buzz, they go fast and keep the
Gumbo Gals and MSU Extension
Service busy, busy, busy in
helping make Valley County
greener and cleaner to the tune of
22,000 trees and counting since
this annual free tree giveaway
started.
 Join Ed Buechler BUZZIFIEDS
and his family
as Ed Celebrates his BUZZ

90th
trip around the sun.
HOME CARE MONTANA has a new phone number for the Glasgow Office.
if you are interested in our services, PLEASE CALL 1 (888) 989-3111
BUZZ
AG PARTNERS, LLC FARMERS ELEVATOR: Bag Lawn Fertilizer for sale.
Drinks and food provided. We no longer fill buckets, but we do have plenty of bags. 406-228-4422
Saturday, April 20th BUZZ
3 - 6:00 PM FOR RENT recently remodeled 2 bedroom house. Full basement with
Glasgow Elks Lodge washer & dryer hookups, energy efficient furnace and AC. 1 mile west of

Snow flakes
Glasgow. No pets, no smokers. Deposit and references required. $800/
mo. plus utilities. 406-228-9014
were in the BUZZ

air at 9:30
SPACIOUS APT. FOR RENT: 2 bed, 1½ bath 950 sq. ft. Laundry room, A/C.
QUIET, City of Glasgow. Small pets considered. $750/mo. 360-750-6746

this morning
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HOUSING AUTHORITY OF GLASGOW is looking for families of 3
Today: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 45. Windy, with a or more to qualify for units. Applications available on our website at
housingauthorityofglasgow.com or at our office. Our hours are 8a-4p Mon-
northwest wind 29 to 36 mph, with gusts as high as 48 Thurs and 8a-3p Fridays. CALL FOR DETAILS 406.228.4942
mph. Chance of precipitation is 50%. Total daytime snow BUZZ
accumulation of less than a half inch possible. ST. MARIE CONDO ASSOC. (SMCA) has a job opening for a Maintenance
Tonight: A 30 percent chance of snow showers, mainly Worker. P/T position and wage will depend upon level of experience.
Applicant must be able to use an extension ladder and power tools in a
before 9pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 26. Windy, safe manner, lift up to 50 lbs. unassisted and have a valid driver’s license.
with a northwest wind 26 to 31 mph decreasing to 18 to Generic job application and detailed job duties description is available by
23 mph after midnight. Winds could gust as high as 43 contacting the SMCA office at Town Hall, 521 6th Street, St. Marie, MT
mph. Little or no snow accumulation expected. 59231, (406) 524-3336.
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Thursday: A 20 percent chance of snow showers before
HELP WANTED all shifts housekeeping and clerk positions. APPLY AT
noon. Partly sunny, with a high near 40. Breezy, with a THE CAMPBELL LODGE
northwest wind 18 to 23 mph increasing to 24 to 29 mph BUZZ
in the morning. Winds could gust as high as 34 mph. HELP WANTED Part-time Ranch Work. Mainly working with livestock and
Thursday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 23. other chores as needed. CALL 406-230-4901 OR 406-230-0014
BUZZ
Blustery, with a northwest wind 21 to 26 mph decreasing GRD RECREATION INSTRUCTOR - $11.49/hr. – Teaching youth sport
to 14 to 19 mph after midnight. Winds could gust as high classes from June to August (four two-week sessions) - Please pick up
as 31 mph. and turn in applications at the Glasgow Rec. Dept. on or before May 1st,
Friday: Partly sunny, with a high near 40. North northwest 2024. ANY QUESTIONS CALL 406-228-8341
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wind 14 to 18 mph, with gusts as high as 25 mph. GRD GENERAL LABORER - $14.49/hr. – Will perform duties as directed
Friday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 22. North by the Rec. Dept. Director - Please pick up and turn in applications at the
northeast wind 6 to 15 mph, with gusts as high as 21 Glasgow Rec. Dept. on or before May 1st, 2024. ANY QUESTIONS CALL
mph. 406-228-8341
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Saturday: Sunny, with a high near 48. North northeast THOMPSON & SONS is hiring Mechanic wage is DOE. CALL
wind 6 to 9 mph becoming south in the afternoon. THOMPSON’S 406-228-4801
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Saturday Night: Mostly clear, with a low around 29.
NOW HIRING: Glasgow Irrigation District is hiring a Ditch Rider. Must be
Southeast wind 9 to 11 mph. a responsible, hardworking & honest individual to join our team. We are
Sunday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 61. Southeast looking for a LONG term employee. A positive attitude is a MUST. Training
wind 11 to 16 mph becoming west in the afternoon. is provided. Starting wage $17.00hr. Benefits: Health Insurance, Retirement,
Winds could gust as high as 23 mph. Sick, Holiday, Vacation & Comp time. CALL 228-2346 OR STOP IN FOR
AN APPLICATION
Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 36. West BUZZ
northwest wind around 15 mph, with gusts as high as REYNOLDS MARKET is accepting applications for cashiers, night crew and
24 mph. deli. Competitive pay and benefits after a probationary period. Become a
valued member of the team. CALL 406-228-2633 FOR AN APPLICATION
Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 61. Northwest OR APPLY ONLINE AT www.reynoldsmarket.com (search employment
wind 14 to 16 mph, with gusts as high as 24 mph. application on website).
Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 35. BUZZ
HELP WANTED: Part time, must be able to work nights and weekends.
Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 65. Wage $12+/hr. APPLY AT SUBWAY IN GLASGOW.
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OILFIELD HELP WANTED must have valid drivers license, reliable THE LOADED TOAD is looking to hire part-time baristas for the coffee shop
transportation, must pass a pre-hire drug test and random tests, must be in Glasgow, will be weekdays and weekends, must have good customer
flexible for scheduling and work 12 hour shifts, must work well with others service skills, ability to work with others and have time management
and follow orders, must be able to be away from home for extended periods skills. STOP BY THE LOADED TOAD AT 527 2ND AVE S., TO PICKUP
of time. CONTACT STEVE FOR MORE INFO AND TO APPLY, 406-942- APPLICATION.
0164 SEND RESUME TO [email protected] BUZZ
BUZZ SUNNYSIDE GOLF COURSE is seeking a Bar Manager. Duties include,
PROJECT MANAGER POSITION Valley County Health Department: Work but not limited to, Scheduling of bartenders and clubhouse staff, Ordering
toward a healthier Valley County through disease prevention and health of All Beverages, Beer and Liquor, Ordering of regularly stocked food
promotion. Duties include collaborative planning, organizing, and managing items, Answering phone calls and booking tee times, Keeping the
ongoing grant programs to efficiently meet established program goals and Clubhouse and surroundings neat, clean, and stocked as needed. This is
objectives, evaluating performance, ensuring program compliance with a full time seasonal position wage dependent on experience. CONTACT
applicable public health laws and associated regulations, and related DAN DAUBNER FOR MORE INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION
duties as needed. Strong writing, oral communication skills, and Microsoft 406-230-2539
Office proficiency are essential. Education and experience equivalent BUZZ
to bachelor’s degree AND/OR 5 years’ experience required. This is not SUNNYSIDE GOLF COURSE is seeking Seasonal Bar Help. Day, night,
an entry-level position. Requires a Montana driver’s license. Full time is and weekend shifts available. Duties include, but not limited to, tending bar,
preferred but will consider hiring a candidate for 30-40 hours per week. light cleaning, and some kitchen duties. CONTACT DAN DAUBNER FOR
This position offers a FULL BENEFIT package and $22.50 - $28.50 per MORE INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION 406-230-2539
hour depending on education/experience. Please contact Valley County BUZZ
Health Department at 501 Court Square #11, Glasgow, MT 59230 or SUNNYSIDE GOLF COURSE is seeking a Greenskeeper. Duties include
call 406-228-6261 for a complete job description and application. maintaining fairways, greens, tee boxes, and roughs on a nine-hole golf
BUZZ course. Must be teachable, mechanically inclined, able to operate and
REGISTERED NURSE POSITION Valley County Health Department: Work maintain mid-sized machinery, and able to supervise part-time help.
toward a healthier Valley County through disease prevention and health Knowledge and understanding of sprinkler systems is a plus, but training
promotion. Primary nursing duties will focus on immunizations, reproductive is available. Position would begin April 1 and conclude October 31 yearly.
health, communicable disease surveillance, and other current programs Wages DOE and negotiable. CONTACT DAN DAUBNER FOR MORE
as assigned. Strong written and oral communications skills are necessary, INFORMATION AND AN APPLICATION 406-230-2539
and experience with Microsoft Office is essential for creating and managing BUZZ
professional outreach. Requires a registered nursing license eligible to work BLEND 10 IS HIRING! Pick up application at anytime during business
in Montana and a driver’s license. Full time is preferred but will consider hours! Must be able to work in a fast paced environment, have good
hiring a candidate for 30-40 hours per week. This position offers a FULL customer service, & be a quick learner! Must be able to work week days
BENEFIT package with pay of $28.50 - $33.50 per hour depending on & some weekends! Join our team! 319 KLEIN AVE
experience. Please contact Valley County Health Department at 501 BUZZ
Court Square #11, Glasgow, MT 59230 or call 406-228-6261 for a HI-LINE FORD INC in Glasgow MT is looking for a Diesel Mechanic
complete job description and application. to add to our crew. Diagnose faults in vehicles using diagnostic
BUZZ equipment to successfully repair or replace defective parts. Technical
HINSDALE PUBLIC SCHOOL is looking for the following positions for the and mechanical experience. Be able to use diagnostic equipment. Be a
2024-25 school year. •7-12 science •5th/6th elementary •full time custodial productive team player. Be able to work to meet deadlines and targets.
•elementary paraprofessional. If you are interested in any of these positions, Be self-motivated and organized. Have valid driver’s license. Pay is
please contact Adam Zopp at 406-364-2314 or at superintendent@ competitive with market depending on experience. Benefits available
hinsdale.k12.mt.us. Visit our website, hinsdale.k12.mt.us, for more after probation-401k with match, Optical dental savings with match,
information. Hinsdale is a great place to work and raise a family. Join us!! health insurance partially company paid. 5 day week-weekends off. 8-5
BUZZ workday. Continued training through Ford Motor Company to keep up
VALLEY VIEW HOME is searching for a new full time Ward Clerk. The with the continuous changes in technology. Small town living with many
Ward Clerk diligently works with nursing and social services to meet our outdoor recreational actives. Submit resume to email joshsillerud@
residents needs. Please apply if interested, starting wage DOE and is very hlfmt.net. CALL IN FOR QUESTIONS JOSH AT 406-228-2141 OR
competitive. PLEASE STOP BY VALLEY VIEW HOME ADMIN OFFICE 866-528-2141
FOR AN APPLICATION AND JOIN OUR TEAM! BUZZ
POSITION AVAILABLE Blade Operator Position. The Valley County Road
MILK RIVER DIRT WORKS, LLC Department is looking to hire Permanent Equipment Operator. Information
and details can be obtained stopping by or calling the VALLEY COUNTY
Licensed and Insured
ROAD DEPARTMENT AT 406-228-4233
BUZZ
BACKHOE SERVICE MILK RIVER, INC Has positions open for Day Shift and Night Shift. APPLY
HOURLY/DAILY RATES AT MILK RIVER INC. 406-228-8412
BUZZ
VALLEY VIEW HOME is looking for CNAs for day shift. High paid wage
SERVING VALLEY COUNTY AND for CNAs with long term care experience. We can train and certify anyone
SURROUNDING AREA who wants to become a CNA as well. Starting wage for trainees is $15.00
hourly. PLEASE SWING BY VALLEY VIEW HOME ADMIN OFFICE FOR
(406) 688-9841 AN APPLICATION AND JOIN OUR TEAM!
Waiting for Spring
with my 4-leggeds
By April Wamhoff
I’m a springtime sap. I truly
get into all that spring rebirth and
regrowth thing. Come on, I’m a
northerner. Don’t you just have to.
It’s been a long cold winter. Not
the worst on record, to be sure, but
it’s been grey outside for months.
I’m ready for spring with the four-
leggeds.
Now don’t misunderstand me
here, I love all the seasons. Truly I do.
Take fall for instance. Hard to argue
that it’s not the most beautiful time of
the year. What a spectacular showing
of colors and the temperatures are
just perfect. Just the best time to be
outdoors with the 4-leggeds on a
walk. Grab a backpack full of lunch
food- which is really just snacks that
you love to eat and you can justify eating because, well, got yourself an outdoor, wintery good time. Of course,
you’re on a walk-and off you go. If you’re lucky enough add 3 dogs to the mix, walking on the backs of your
to have dogs that are big enough to pack their own snowshoes, cuz “Geez mom, this snow is deeeep...” or
treats (I do,) and trustworthy enough to not ransack over your tip-ups and the day is set for tons of fun!
the packs (I don’t.) they can carry their own lunch and What about summertime? The gardens are just
maybe even some of yours. Yup, fall is good. starting to produce and Emily the snake and Trevor
Let’s not forget winter though. Even though I’m the toad are hanging out there. Nibs and Luna would
ready for spring, winter does hold it’s own charm. just love to chase them but watching from the fence
Snow, that stuff that I get so tired of shoveling as we get will have to do. Water frisbee is really good summer
to springtime, really is pretty and clean looking. Throw fun for Nibs. Echo would just as soon watch with the
in a little ice fishing, snow shoeing, or skiing and you’ve water at about belly level and Luna is wondering “why

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We have openings for:

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Let’s go over the perks: FIRST AID, AED

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Thursday, April 18 at 5:00pm. Demonstrations
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 THURSDAY
SOUPS: Ham & Bean ∙ Chili
GLASGOW BEWG meeting next week
SCHOOL MENU Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks will host a Breaks
SPECIALS:
Reuben THURSDAY Elk Working Group (BEWG) meeting Wednesday, April
1/2 Crab Salad Breakfast 24 from 6-8 p.m. at the Rancher’s Stewardship Alliance
Egg & Chz Omelet • Muffin
Tri Tater • M. Fruit • Milk office, located across the street from the post office in
Dine at the “O” Lunch Malta.
Italian Dunkers • Breadsticks The BEWG group consists of landowners,
Carrot Sticks • Apples w/
Caramel • Cinnamon Grahams hunters, outfitters, land management agency staff,
228-8006 Milk and local businessmen that meet to discuss and make
recommendations on elk management issues in the
Region 6 portion of the Missouri River Breaks, including
Hunting Districts 621, 622, and 630. This group has
been in existence since 1995. For more information
about the BEWG, please visit fwp.mt.gov/aboutfwp/
breaks-elk-working-group. The meeting is also open to
the public.
Topic to be discussed at this meeting include:
• Results from the most recent elk survey conducted in
February of 2024
• Current elk license and permit quotas, as well as elk
you gotta throw it out so far, Mom?” A quick dunk in harvest estimates
the lake to cool down is good, too. And who knows • Chronic Wasting Disease update
what edibles become available for easy pickin’at a
summertime BBQ or picnic. Good times for sure. • Update on the statewide Elk Management Plan
Here we are, not so patiently, waiting for spring. These topics will be presented for awareness, and
Bring on the mud and the springtime slop. Who cares! any resulting FWP recommendations will be made
Soon, or maybe already, those walks are gonna include available for public comment for the Fish and Wildlife
glimpses of springtime wild flowers, grasses for the Commission to consider in any decision making.
critters and pussy willows. You can still bring a nice FWP ensures that its meetings are fully accessible
lunch on your walks but I recommend carrying it to persons with disabilities. To request special
yourself. Spring seems to be a really good time to roll accommodations for this meeting, or for any questions,
in things. The lakes are open and though Nibs would please contact the FWP Region 6 Headquarters in
be open to early springtime frisbee, we’ll have to settle Glasgow at 406-228-3700.
for land frisbee for while. Cold wet dog is still just a
little too much.
I am grateful to be able to share my life and the
seasons with these three. I think that whatever season
BS
we are in, is my favorite, and maybe theirs, too. Right CENTRAL
now, bring on spring. I’m ready. Home of the BS Buzz

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Call 406-228-6261 or Text 406-263-8194 Mother’s Day • Graduation • Weddings • Father’s Day
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Summer
Sign-ups

Beginning
Wed., May 1st
Starting at 7 am
Programs are
First Come
First Serve
Sports Programs
are $20 per Session
Call the Rec. Dept.
406-228-8341

APRIL 10 - 23, 2024

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Wednesday with Shirley
Wednesday’s Wisdom and Whining
With all the hype about the eclipse changing the
earth, possible grid collapse, and cars not being able to
start, we have forgotten something that did change our
United States.
The “leader” of this country, who claims to be a
Catholic Christian, declared the most Holy Day of the
Christian Church, Easter, as trans visibility day. SAIL Fitness Class
Blasphemy! Stay Active and Independent for Class includes:
Life (SAIL) is a 12 week falls
Easter is the celebration of Christ rising from the prevention fitness program that Balance, strength
dead to fulfill God’s promise for our redemption. I don’t focuses on strength, balance, and & stretching
exercises
mobility.
think God will look kindly on such events. Biden’s only Exercises can
chance is if God will accept Alzheimer’s as an excuse. Registration: be done sitting
Tuesday, April 30 or standing
Those around him writing the script do not have a
10am to 11am Suited for all
reason other than greed, and the power they think they Glasgow Senior Center fitness levels
will have from satan. Make no mistake, they are trying Fitness checks
This class is FREE!
to take all of us to hell with them. at weeks 1 & 12
Schedule & Location:
If the Easter Sunday anti-Christian announcement Checks include:
Class begins Thurs., May 2
did not show those in the Democratic Party that they Every Tues. & Thurs. from 8 ft timed up & go
are following an evil regime, they need to wake up. Just 10am - 11am Bicep curls

because you don’t personally believe that a trans-agenda Glasgow Senior Center Chair sit-to-stand

should not overtake Easter, you are equally responsible FOR MORE INFORMATION:
406-228-3468
for the actions of your party.
You voted in these people, and, this evil didn’t just
start with the current administration. Please change
your mind about the honesty, morals, and intentions of
the Democratic party. You have millions of people’s lives
on your ballot.
No words exist for the darkness and evil being
invited into the United States. We have to come together
as Christians to MAGA -- Make America (under) God
Again.
Some wisdom and not much whining.
~Shirley Siefert
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Wet & Wild T-Shirt Rev
SATURDAY, APRIL 20 AT 9PM
Must Be 21 Years or Older to Attend

Mystery Solved:
Who Is Destroying
Yellowstone Toilets
by Aaron Flint, Montana Talks
Who is destroying the toilets in Yellowstone
National Park? And what’s with the shoe prints left
behind? Mystery solved!
Cowboy State Daily had a report that got picked up
by The Daily Caller:
“Sometimes International Tourists In Yellowstone
Just Don’t Know What They Don’t Know”
I brought this story up with John Jackson, the Joker
from Twitter, on Tuesday morning. We both served
overseas in Afghanistan and this would happen all the
time: you walk into the restroom, and there’s dirty boot
prints on the toilet seat. Come on!
You see, in Afghanistan, the locals don’t typically
have toilets. They just have a hole in the ground (with
sewage that sometimes spills out in the streets through
a pipe). So when some of the Afghan workers would go
in and use the bathrooms, they didn’t know what else to
do other than stand on the seat, hover, and “open fire”.
John Jackson: “As a user of those pit toilets on many
occasions, I’d say they are some nasty places, because
you’ve got international tourists all over the world just
Let’s Feed
go in there, just do whatever, and they don’t care- throw the Need
everything around. It’s nasty.” Help us “break”
So who did the footprints on Yellowstone the scale!
toilets belong to? Our goal is to collect 1,000 pounds of food
Apparently they belong to, as the Cowboy State for the local food bank.
Daily reports, Chinese tourists. I’m with The Daily Bring your donation into the Bank of Glasgow and
Caller’s Kay Smythe, I didn’t know the Chinese do this get entered into a drawing for a $50 gift card.
too. I just remember seeing it in the Middle East and Collecting items until April 30th, 2024.
Afghanistan. Must be 18 or older. Need not be a customer to win.
Apparently similar toilets are used in Italy and
are known as “virtual skiers” for the position one must
assume.