Address To A Haggis
Address To A Haggis
By Robert Burns
Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Is there that owre his French ragout
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race! Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Aboon them a' yet tak your place, Or fricassee wad make her spew
Painch, tripe, or thairm: Wi' perfect sconner,
Weel are ye wordy o'a grace Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
As lang's my arm. On sic a dinner?
The groaning trencher there ye fill, Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
Your hurdies like a distant hill, As feckles as wither'd rash,
Your pin was help to mend a mill His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash;
In time o'need, His nieve a nit;
While thro' your pores the dews distil Thro' blody flood or field to dash,
Like amber bead. O how unfit!
His knife see rustic Labour dight, But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight, The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Trenching your gushing entrails bright, Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
Like ony ditch; He'll mak it whissle;
And then, O what a glorious sight, An' legs an' arms, an' hands will sned,
Warm-reekin', rich! Like taps o' trissle.
Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive: Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive, And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
Are bent like drums; That jaups in luggies;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive, But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer
Bethankit! hums. Gie her a haggis!
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