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This document appears to be the script from the musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It contains dialogue and song lyrics from various scenes in the film involving characters such as Brad, Janet, Frank N Furter, Riff Raff, Magenta, Rocky, and others.

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Script

This document appears to be the script from the musical The Rocky Horror Picture Show. It contains dialogue and song lyrics from various scenes in the film involving characters such as Brad, Janet, Frank N Furter, Riff Raff, Magenta, Rocky, and others.

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Welcome, were so glad you could come tonight

Addams family snaps over lay


Code CB Presents ________

I would like- if I may- to take you on a very strange journey.


Little Shop Do Whap
It seemed like a fairly ordinary night when Brad Majors, and his fiancé Janet
Weiss left Denton the late November evening to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. It
was a night they were to remember
Hold
for a very- long- time.
Oh oh oh ohhh
Opening “Ahhh’s” from fandango of Addams
Gomez: Once a year when the last leaf of autumn falls, we gather to honor the great cycle life
and death. Come, every member of our clan - living, dead- and undecided and let us celebrate
what is to be an
Addams.
All: When you're an Addams
Gomez & Morticia: The standard answers don't apply
All: When you're and Addams
Gomez& Morticia: You do what Addams do or-
Lurch:
Ughhh
All:
Die!
Audrey: Good morning Mr. Mushnik.
Mushnik: Audrey! Where’d you get that shiner? That greasy boy friend of yours? I’m beginning
to think maybe he’s not such a nice boy.
Audrey: You don’t meet nice boys when you live on Skid Row, Mr. Mushnik.
Seymour: Hi, Audrey- you look radiant today. Is the new eye make up?
Audrey: I’ll clean it up before any of the customers get here
Downtown
Where the guys are drips
Downtown
Where they rip your slips
Downtown
Where relationships are no-go
Gee, it sure would be swell to get outa here
Downtown where the sun don’t shine
I’d move heaven and hell to get outa here
Downtown go ask any wino, He’ll know
Believe me I’ve just gota get outa
Skid Row

Riff Raff: hello


Brad: oh uh ahh Hi there, were in a bit of a spot, I wonder could you help us? Do you have a
phone we might use?
Riff raff: You’re wet
Janet: Yes
Riff Raff: yes
Janet: the rain has been very heavy
Brad: yes
Riff Raff: yes- I think you both better come inside
Janet: you’re too kind
Riff Raff: you’re too kind/ yes?
Janet: oh brad, what sort of place is this?
Brad: its probably just some sort of hunting lodge for rich weirdos- you’re shivering
Janet: yes I’m wet
Riff Raff: yes
Brad: If I could just use you’re phone-I’m sure you’ve got a great evening planned
Riff Raff: Oh yes, you’ve arrived on a very special evening. The master is having one of his
affairs
Frank:
How do you do
I see you’ve met my faithful handyman
He’s a little brought down
Because when you knocked
he thought you were the candy man
didn’t you freaky?
Don’t get strung out by the way that I look
Don’t judge a book by its cover
I’m not much of a man
By the light of day
But by night I’m one hell of a lover

She said You’ll be a dentist


You have a talent for causing things pain
Son, be a dentist
You’ll be a success!

Girl: Here he is girl the leader of the plaque


Dentist: Audrey!!!!

Gomez: Until next year my beloved ancestors!


Uncle Fester: Not so fast! You’re not going anywhere! We have a problem
Wednesday: His name is Lucas. Lucas Beniky. And I’m in love.
All: Awwwwww

Fester: That’s right, our little Wednesday Addams has grown up and found love. Ill tell you the
problem he’s from Ohio. So here’s the deal. You know the family rule, no one sleeps until love
triumphs. Who is this Lucas? Is he worthy of her? Do they really love each other? What is love
anyway? Does this rash look serious to you? So many questions about love!
Lets not talk about anything else but love
Lets not talk about anything else but love
Cant we talk about lofty notes
Fleeting souls
Lets not talk about anything else but love

Brad: hey Janet


Janet: yes brad
Brad: I really loved the skillful way you beat the other girls to the brides bouquet
I’ve got one thing to say and that
Damn it Janet
I love you
Damn it Janet
Oh brad Oh! I’m mad
Damn it Janet
I love you

Mortitia: Have you been a good little mousy? Would you be willing to make the ultimate sacrifice
just for the sake of love? You would? Well, this is your lucky day.
Drops mouse into plant]
I’m being pulled in a new direction
A matchbox of our own
But I think I like it
A fence of real chain link,
I think I like it
I'm being pulled in a new direction,
A grill out on the patio
But this feeling, I know is impossible,
Disposal in the sink
So I'll confide that I've tried but I can't let it go.
A washer and a dryer and an ironing machine
It's disgustingly true!
In a tract house that we share
Pulled, pulled, pulled!
Somewhere that's green. I'm pulled in a new direction!

Mushnik: what Kind of weirdo plant is that Seymour?


Seymour: It looks like some kind of flytrap, but I haven’t been able to identify it in any of my
books. I call it Audrey Two.

I’ve given you sunshine I’ve given you dirt You’ve given me nothing But heartache and hurt! I’m
beggin’ you sweetly I’m down on my knees Oh please- Grow for me.

Do pay attention. There are those who say life is and illusion- and reality as we know it, is
merely a figment of our imaginations. If so, our friends are quite safe. But, there are those who
would stop at nothing to satisfy their base desires

Wednesday: I wanna treasure you in death as well as life


I wanna cut you with my love and with my knife
But can i live as your tormentor and your wife
When i am crazier than you
I'm crazier than you So say you love me too From here on in you're singing to my
soul

My soul!

Janet: Brad!

Scotty: Janet!

Frank: Rocky!

Janet: Dr. Scott! Brad!

Scotty: Janet!

Frank: Rocky!

Janet: Dr. Scott!

Frank: You are the result of my many hours of toil- and now my beautiful creature, you’re ready
to face the ultimate test!

He’ll eat nutritious high protein/ And swallow raw eggs /Try to build up his shoulders /Chest,
arms and legs/ Such an effort/ If only he knew of my plan /When in just seven days/ I can make
you a man

Plant: Feed me!


Seymour: I beg your pardon?

Plant: Must be blood!

Seymour: Maybe I can get a little more blood out of this cut. I haven’t got any more, what do you want
me to do, slit my wrists?

I’m you’re genie, I’m your friend

I’m your willing slave

Take a chance, just feed me and

Y’know the kind of eat, the kinda red hot treats,

The kinda sticky, licky sweets I craaaave!

If you want a rational it isn’t very hard to see-

Stop and think it over pal, the guy sure looks like plant food to me!

The guys sure looks like plant food to me!

Janet: toucha toucha toucha touch me

I want to feel dirty

Thrill me chill me fulfill me

Creature of the night

Seymour: I’m innocent, I’m innocent!

Plant: He knows just what he’s done/ He’s got no place to hide /You’ve got no where to run/ I think its
supper time! Come on come on / You’re future with Audrey! Come on come one I swear on all my
spores-When he’s gone the world will be yours.

Seymour: Don’t you want to collect the day’s receipts so you deposit them in the morning?

Mushnik: you put them in the safe didn’t you?

Girls: Come on Come on


Seymour: no…I forgot the combination

Mushnik: where is it?

Girls: Come on Come on

Seymour: in the plant

Mushnik: the plant?

Girls: Supper time!

Mushnik: so how am I supposed to get it?

Seymour: just knock

Mushnik: knock?

Girls: supper timeeee

Plant swallows Mushnik

(Over lay--- Columbia: It was great when It all began./ I was a regular Franky fan/. But it was over when
he had the plan/ To start working on a muscle man. /Now the only thing that gives he hope/ Is my love of
a certain dope. /Rose tints my world /keeps me Safe from my trouble and pain)

And crawling on the planet’s face/ Some insects called the human race/ Lost in time/ And lost in space/
And meaning.

Audrey: Suddenly Seymour/ Is standing beside me/ He don’t give me orders, /he don’t condescend
/Suddenly Seymour /Is here to provide me /With sweet understanding /Seymour’s my friend.

Riff Raff: Our noble mission is almost completed my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall return to
our beloved planet.

Magenta: ahhh to sing and dance once more to your dark refrain, to take that step… to the RIGHT

Lets do the time warp again! It’s just a step to the left /And then a step to the right /Put your hands on
your hips/ And bring your knees in tight/ Do the pelvic thrust /That starts to drive you insane/
Lets do the time warp again!

(Hold)

At the late night double feature picture show

shhhhhh

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