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Title: Short Stories, Vol. V., No. 2, Mar. 1891

A Magazine of Select Fiction

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 SHORT STORIES
A MAGAZINE OF FACT AND FICTION

Vol V. No. 2
This magazine is planned to cover the story-telling field of the world. Its
selections will be of the best procurable in all the languages.

MAR. 1891
 CONTENTS
PAGE
Deceptions: A Matrimonial Study 129
Etchings: Frozen 137
A Deputy Governor’s Wooing 138
Etchings: the Sad Hour 147
Abrum, Ca’line and Asphalt 148
Etchings: Afterward 159
The Man Who Never Was Found 160
Etchings: the Old Violinist 168
The Devils in Heaven 169
The Races on the Neva 172
Etchings: The Ferryman 178
The Players at the Chess 179
Etchings: Go Lead the Horse In! 190
Two Afternoons 191
Following the Sea 197
Etchings: Jeannette 200
In the House of Suddhoo 201
Etchings: the Husking Bee 208
My Baboon Bedfellow 209
Professor Jovanny’s Funeral 215
Etchings: That Door 227
Among the Aoulâd Naîel 228
Etchings: Comfort 235
Timmy Mulligan’s Rally 236
The Goblin Barber 240
 DECEPTIONS: A MATRIMONIAL STUDY
(Italian of Haydée: Translated for Short Stories by E. Cavazza.)

When, before the altar, the priest asked her, “are you content?” it was with
all her soul Gemma had responded, “Yes!”
Oh, yes; she was content indeed. Through the cloud of costly lace which
enwrapped her in its snowy transparence, she saw the vast church all dotted with
lights, resplendent in the dark gleam of mosaics upon golden backgrounds,
animated by the slight movement of the very elegant crowd that filled it; lighted
by oblique rays descending from the nave, all a glitter of gold, silks and
brilliants; and it was her own future that she seemed to see thus—the years of
luxury and wealth which her rich marriage was preparing for her. And had it not
been the dream for which she sighed? She, the ideal blonde, of eighteen years,
with the tall and proud figure; the pure, disdainful profile under heavy curls like
those of an archangel; with haughty eyes sparkling like blue gems under the
golden fringes of her long eyelashes.
She had been for a long time a poor girl, the daughter of citizens who had
seen better days, that marvelous human lily. She had experienced all the petty
troubles, all the cruel daily sufferings of misery that conceals itself. The poor and
inelegant gowns, painfully remodeled every year; the insolence of creditors;
humiliations; continual and tormenting thoughts of money—she had experienced
them all, and in her little heart, eager for pleasure and enjoyment, swollen with
unsatisfied longings, a dream was arisen little by little, occupying all the room,
rendering her insensible to all the rest: the dream of at last becoming rich.
She wanted it, absolutely; she was born for it; she was rich, now. That “yes,”
which she had just pronounced, had, by its three magic letters, changed her
destiny; and she was so content, so happy, that it appeared to her it was all a
dream, that her Mechlin veil was a cloud that transported her into the realms of
the impossible, across a sidereal heaven, of which the diamond pins thrust
among her laces formed the flaming stars; and, in order to return to reality, she
must cast her eyes toward her husband, Luigo Marchis, kneeling beside her, in
the mystic, velvety shade of the altar, lit by the tremulous brightness of the
candles.
Ah, there was nothing ideal about him, poor fellow! In vain he straightened
his correct person of an elegant man, with his accurately shaven face, with
slender brown moustaches, and a still fresh color that gave him something the
look of an actor; he remained none the less old, with his powerful shoulders a
little bent, with his eyelids grown heavy, and crow’s feet toward his temples,
with the gray locks that appeared here and there among his brown hair, with his
forty-seven years, of which the weariness was more conspicuous beside that
radiant and blonde Spring.
Forty-seven years! How was it possible? He felt his heart so palpitating, full
of tears as in youth! And he could not comprehend how so much time had
passed, he could not persuade himself of the incredible fact—forty-seven years
passed without knowing Gemma.
For they had been acquainted with each other only two months. Marchis,
however much he had frequented society, drawn there by his banking
connections, had never let himself be talked to of marriage. What! A wife,
children, troubles, cares, disappointments ... not even by idea!
And at forty-seven years, one evening, present from motives of curiosity at a
ball to which the employees of his bank had invited him, he must needs be
smitten by the exquisite, vaporous grace of that blonde girl, dressed simply in
white, entering on the arm of a funny little man with a baby-face and a big,
silvery beard, her father, a modest clerk in the bank, a rather ridiculous little old
man who, beside that divine apparition, slender in her robes of snow, made one
think of the gnomes of folk-tales, always crouching at the feet of the fairies.
Ah, weakness of hearts growing old! That apparition was enough to shake
all the ideas of Luigo Marchis concerning matrimony, and as the old gnome,
despite his absolute nullity, was an honest citizen, incapable of resisting the
assiduities of the Director to his pretty daughter, the suitor had been greatly
pleased with the consent of that little maiden of eighteen, that beautiful creature,
that blonde being, to become his wife. Now he trembled with joy; his eyes were
misty with vivid emotion—not perceiving that that too was a sign of old age—
and it was a voice choked with joy that to the question of the priest, “Are you
content?” replied: “Oh, yes.”
Now, it is done. United, forever united. Having arisen to their feet, she with
an elegant and light impulse, like a lily, wind-lifted on its stem; he with a little
effort and difficulty, wearied by emotion, they go down from the altar arm-in-
arm. Now they pass through the church amid the murmurs of compliments
which arise amid the shadows of the aisles, among the dull scraping of feet and
the rustle of gowns; there on the peristyle, among the white columns, is a living
wave of sun and air which comes to meet them, like a recall to real life, outside
of the mystic dream of the church, the creaking of the line of carriages that
advanced, the slow descent of the steps, with the white train of the bride
spreading and dragging upon the stairs, in folds like snow, soft and light; then
the carriages depart; they are alone for the first time, in the narrow space of the
carriage, which the bridal dress fills with its whiteness, and the bouquet of
orange-blossoms with its acute perfume of intoxicating virginity; and it is then
that, conquered by the charm of that face, so delicate and proud amid its large
pallid curls, by the splendor of those blue eyes, the elderly bridegroom bends
over her to kiss her—
“Dear me, dear me....”
And to see the tranquility with which those finely cut, rose-colored lips
return the kisses, through the veil, the question arises whether it is the
bridegroom that she kisses, or the Mechlin lace, at five hundred the metre.

* * * * *
Ah! there were adorers around that beautiful signora Marchis, so lovely and
so young, married to an old man! It was expected that this fortress would be an
easy one to conquer. Precisely on her wedding day, Vico Molise, the most
elegant and skeptical of the journalists of Upper Italy, had propounded to his
friends this theorem:
“Given a beautiful girl, very poor; given that she marries a rich old man;
divide the number of his years by that of the hundreds of thousands of lire of
which she becomes mistress, and you will have the number of months necessary
for her to take a lover.”
And as soon as he could, he began, with many others, to attempt the
demonstration of that theorem.
Well, this time the impeccable psychological diagnosis of Vico Molise had
been found to fail. Not only, after some months, the beautiful signora Marchis
had no lover, but it appeared also that she never was to have one.
Always dressed with an adorable elegance, with a luxury full of good taste,
the beautiful Gemma loved to amuse herself, moving freely in that society new
for her, finding herself in her right place as a marvelous plant in a vase of
valuable porcelain, developing itself in all its splendor. She went to dances, to
the theatre, enjoying the plebiscite of admiration provoked by her beauty,
coquetting a little with her adorers, fluttering about the fire in order to make
them sparkle, her wings of a golden butterfly; but never letting herself be
burned.
In the very moment of a declaration, in the midst of one of those waltzes
whose notes seem made on purpose to stifle expiring virtue in their serpentine
spirals, she cut short her adorer by turning her angelic head, and saying serenely:
“I don’t see my husband.... Look a little where my husband is, if you will be
so kind.”
And it was known that her greatest delight was to relate, precisely to her
husband, the declarations which she had received. When she came home with
him from a ball, all wrapped in the white silken folds of her sortie du bal, with
her pure throat, her snowy shoulders that blossomed still more fair from her
swansdown boa; when in the evening she met him in the dining-room, still in
visiting costume, with her slim waist tightly compressed by an exquisitely
elegant gown, with her face animated by the slight excitement which elegant
conversation always produces in a young woman, she amused herself immensely
in addressing to her husband some of these provoking and roguish phrases:
“You know, I was at Countess Foschis’.... Molise was there, you know....
Always faithful and always in despair.... And also Comelli, he that has such
lugubrious gallantry.... He has promised to kill himself for my sake, within a
month, we shall see.... Ah! Ah!”
And sitting opposite to him, in a rustle of satin and jet, making shine like
two stars the brilliants, large as hazelnuts, which adorned her small ears, she
continued to laugh, with her elastic laughter, full of mischief and full of
tenderness.
Ah, indeed, old Marchis could call himself a fortunate man!
Fortunate? Yes, he ought to have considered himself so. When he set
himself to reason about it, to describe mentally his conjugal situation, he had to
conclude that he would have done wrong to complain of his destiny. And yet....
What of the terribly unexpected had he now discovered in the depths of the
pure sapphire of Gemma’s eyes? Was there arisen in his soul the doubt that that
faithfulness against every trial, that coldness toward her admirers was nothing
but the wish to preserve intact a position acquired with difficulty, and that
precisely to that position was directed all the tenderness shown toward himself! I
do not know; but the vivid and impetuous joy of the wedding was no longer in
him, although his love remained the same; and a painful doubt thrilled in his
voice when he replied to the playful confidence of Gemma, forcing himself to
laugh too:
“Take care, now, take care.... The vengeance of the tyrant hangs over you....”
Ah, the poor tyrant, how he loved her! How she had known how to bind him
with her little hands, white and perfumed as two lilies. For nothing in the world
would he have discovered the truth, changed into certainty his fomenting doubt;
so, she had only to ask in order to obtain; for now for him that love of which he
doubted, had become his life; and he felt a painful stricture at his heart at the
mere thought that a day might come when he would be obliged to refuse her
something. Yet that day came. Suddenly, by one of those mysterious
complications of business his bank, which until then had gone from triumph to
triumph, underwent a violent shock. Not a noisy downfall, one of those open,
public ruins, which produce great failures; but one of those deep, intimate secret
crises, that must be borne without a word, a lament, under penalty of death; that
can be overcome only by force of small privations, little hidden savings; it is
then that strict economy in the family becomes necessary. The luxury of Gemma,
in those moments, became absolutely ruinous for her husband; he ought to have
warned her, sought to check her; he dared not; and continued to content her, but
very soon came the time when he could do so no more.
It was on the occasion of a great ball to which she was to go; she had
ordered from Paris a marvelous gown that became her to perfection; still she was
not satisfied. Some days before, in the showcase of the most fashionable jeweler
of the city, a diadem had set in revolution all the feminine imaginations; a superb
jewel, of antique style, set in silver gilt, of a starry pallor, where the brilliants
seemed drops of flame. Gemma wished to have it and indeed it would be
difficult to find a face adapted to the almost religious richness of that jewel,
more than her snowy profile of an angel in ecstacy.
Ten thousand francs was the price of that jewel; and Marchis did not have
them. Mute, immovable, his heart oppressed, he listened to Gemma’s words as
she described it to him. How could he tell her, how could he even tell her that he
had not the ten thousand francs. It was terrible. To another woman who should
have had that caprice, one might have proposed to have her own diamonds reset
after that model or perhaps even to have an imitation diadem made; no one
would have suspected it; but he felt that the danger lay in confessing his
powerlessness. Yet, it must be done.... And he made an effort at courage.
Gemma had seated herself beside him, throwing back and bending a little to
one side her blonde head, with that irresistible feminine movement which
displays the white throat, the pure line descending from the slender neck to the
full-bloomed bust down to the round and flexible waist.
“I would like to have it, it seems to me that I should look well.... Don’t you
think so? I have a great wish to be beautiful.... If you knew why?”
She laughed, now, deliciously, with the air of her roguish hours. He was
silent for a moment; then, fixing a vague look upon the delicate designs of the
oriental carpet, paling as if from an inward wound, he murmured:
“The fact is that I do not know.... I do not really know whether ... whether I
shall be able to buy it for you....”
“Why?”
She had quickly raised her head, much surprised, uneasy, looking at him.
Such a thing had never happened to her.
Marchis wiped his forehead and resumed his discourse.
“The fact is ... you see, in a bank like ours, there are moments that ... certain
moments in which one cannot ... in which it is impossible.”
What was impossible for him, in that moment, was to finish the phrase. He
stopped, and lifted his eyes timidly to her, desolately, as if to beg her to help him.
She was very pale, with a sudden hardness in all her features, in her compressed
mouth, in her knit brows, in her sparkling eyes.
“Have you not ten thousand francs? Is it possible?”
And her voice was hard as her look ... a profound hardness that startled him.
But all at once her face changed expression, she recovered her fresh, tuneful
laugh, the sweet and limpid ray was rekindled in her blue eyes.
“Come you want to tell me stories, so as not to buy me anything....
Deceiver! I that wished to be beautiful in order to drive Vico Molise a little
crazy; he has declared to me that he is tired of my perfidy.... See, you deserve....
Do you know that I am becoming angry with you?”
She really believed that she had hit the truth, with her words. Indeed, he had
so well kept up the illusion with her, he had hidden so jealously his
embarrassment, that she did not know how to explain this sudden restriction. But
meanwhile, every word of hers was a blow to the heart of Marchis; he saw her
already at the ball, passing from arm to arm with her step like a flying angel;
listening to the insidious compliments of Vico Molise and his kind, and keeping
meantime in her heart that leaven of rancor against him because of his refusal;
and he saw himself again, as he had seen himself a little while before in the
mirror, old, weary, worn, beside her so fresh, young, with eyes sparkling from
the cruel scorn of one who has made an unequal bargain.
Suddenly he rose, like one who has taken a decision, passed his hand across
his brow, and without replying, went away to go out of the house. She believed
that she had conquered, and let him go without moving herself, only with a flash
of cunning in her eyes; but when he was on the stairs the door opened, a blonde
head appeared between the folding-doors—
“We are agreed, then?”
He did not reply; and she heard his step down the stairway, slow, heavy,
weary.

* * * * *
The evening of the ball, Marchis knocked at the door of his wife’s dressing-
room. “Come in,” and he entered.
In the little dressing-room so illumined as to seem on fire, with the air filled
with fragrance from the little unstoppered bottle of perfume, all gleaming white
with the disorder of feminine apparel scattered about, Gemma stood erect before
the mirror, between two kneeling maids, ready dressed for the ball. She was truly
radiant in her gown of white satin with almond blossoms, with fresh sprays of
almond flowers around the neck of the dress, at the waist, among the waving
folds of the train, issuing from that covering of delicate, pale, dawn-tinted
flowers, she too was fresh as they, with her faintly rosy complexion, as if she
were one of those flowers become a person. But under her lashes gleamed anon
the flash of cold and cruel rancor.
Her husband had not given her the diadem!
But hearing him enter, she turned, and seeing that he held a casket in his
hands, she comprehended everything. With a bound, she was beside him, her
arms twined around his neck.
“Oh, how good you are! How good you are! How I love you!” He trembled
all over, and was very pale. Gemma did not even perceive it. All at once, with
one of her irresistible movements, she loosened her arms from his neck, took
with one hand the casket and with the other holding her husband’s hand, she led
him after her to the mirror. She seated herself and opened the casket. Among
puffs of red plush, under the burning light, the diadem sent forth sparks like a
flame. She had a new outburst of joy, took the husband’s head between her
hands, drew it down, and kissed his forehead—oh! the forehead of a corpse, icy
and livid; then without looking at his features, his wandering gaze, she offered
him the diadem and bent before him her blonde head, which was so well suited
to that mystical jewel.
“Come sir, crown me!”
And while he sought to unite with trembling hands the clasp of the gems
among those marvelous blonde curls, waving and breaking into ripples of gold at
every movement, she, still with bent head, lifted her smiling eyes to meet his
look. And he answered with a resigned gentleness to the smile of those perilous
blue eyes; he, the poor man who deceived for the sake of desire to be deceived,
and who bought for himself a little mock love with ... mock diamonds.
 ETCHINGS: FROZEN
(E. Henderson: For Short Stories.)

A bleak afternoon in Dakota ... a sledge containing two women and several
men is driven rapidly across the prairie.
Alighting at a “shanty,” the women and one of the men enter. The rest of the
men immediately begin digging, or rather “chopping” a grave in the frozen
ground. They work silently and unceasingly, by turns, for the short winter
afternoon already shows signs of merging into night.
The three that entered the house are standing, nervously looking on the
scene before them. A fireless stove, unmade beds, everything desolate and
untidy. In the middle of the room, a table; on it a motionless form, covered with
a coarse gray blanket; on the bed a much smaller, shrouded, form.
One of the women advances to the table, and summoning all her fortitude,
throws aside the blanket, and looks on the face of the frozen woman ... frozen
solid as a block of ice, the clenched hands, filled with fine, dry snow, fine as
sand, sifted into every tress of hair, into her eyes, her ears, down into her bosom,
that lay bare, showing how she had tried to nourish her babe, in the face of that
pitiless storm ... what availed the warmest mother love, against that relentless
cold ... frozen with the blood still in her cheeks and lips ... no time for the
crimson stream of life to leave the face.
Bare and comfortless as their home was, no one knows what tempted them
to leave it that terrible day. They were bound for a neighbor’s house half a mile
distant but had not gone quarter the way when they turned in the wrong
direction. They struggled on, husband and wife, carrying the babe less than a
year old, until the woman could go no further, and throwing up her hands, fell
down. Laying the now stiffening form of the child beside its mother, the
bewildered father wandered on, on, until he reached by chance, miles distant, a
place to incoherently tell his story and—perish.
The family belonged to the poor “dumb driven cattle” class of Russian Jews.
Their own kind had left them to their fate. So the settlers had turned out to give
them Christian burial. When the desolate funeral was over the party drove
rapidly home again, with the picture before them, of what might be their own
fate, if night overtook them on the prairies.
 A DEPUTY GOVERNOR’S WOOING
(French of Andre Theuriet: Isabel Smithson: For Short Stories.)

“Can you receive Madame Blouet, sir?” asked an attendant, as he opened

the door of the deputy governor’s office.
It was a large, severe-looking apartment, with a very high ceiling, two
windows draped with green damask curtains, walls and arm-chairs of the same
color, and heavy bookcases of mahogany. The highly waxed floor reflected the
cold symmetry of the official furniture, and the mirror over the mantel-piece
reproduced with exactness a black marble clock, two bronze lamps and a pair of
gilt candlesticks.
Hubert Boinville, the deputy governor, was seated, with his back to the fire-
place, at a large mahogany desk which was littered over with deeds and various
papers. He raised his grave, melancholy face which was framed in a brown
beard, tinged with a few gray hairs, and his black eyes, with tired-looking lids,
glanced at the card which the solemn usher handed to him.
On this card was written in a trembling hand, Veuve Blouet (widow Blouet),
but the name conveyed no information to him and he put it down impatiently.
“It is an old lady, sir,” said the attendant, in explanation, “shall I send her
away?”
“No, let her come in,” replied the deputy governor in a tone of resignation.
The usher straightened himself up in his uniform, bowed, and disappeared,
returning the next minute to show in the visitor, who stopped on the threshold
and dropped an old-fashioned courtesy.
Hubert Boinville half rose from his chair, and with cold politeness signed
her to a seat, which she took, after making another courtesy.
She was a little old lady, dressed in shabby mourning. Her black merino
gown had a greenish tinge, and was wrinkled and darned; a limp crape veil,
which had evidently served through more than one period of mourning, hung
down on each side from an old-fashioned bonnet, and beneath a front of false
brown hair was a round, wrinkled face with bright little eyes, a small mouth, and
no teeth.
“Sir,” she began, in a somewhat breathless voice, “I am the daughter, sister
and widow, of men who served their country. I applied some time ago to the
Department for help, and I have come to see whether there is any hope.”
The deputy governor listened without moving a muscle of his face. He had
heard so many supplications of this kind!
“Have you ever received any assistance!” he asked, coldly. “No, sir,” she
replied. “I have managed to get on until now without asking. I have a small
pension.”
“Ah!” he interrupted in a dry tone, “in that case I am afraid we can do
nothing for you. We have a great many applicants who have no pension to rely
upon.”
“Ah, listen, sir!” she cried despairingly, “I have not explained everything. I
had three sons and they are all dead. The last one taught mathematics, and one
day during the winter, when he was going from the Pantheon to Chaptal College
he caught a violent cold which settled on his lungs and carried him off in two
weeks. He had supported me and his child by teaching; the expenses of his
illness and death used up all our little savings, and I had to raise money on my
pension. Now I am alone in the world with my grandchild, and we have nothing.
I am eighty-two years old, sir.”
Tears had gathered under her wrinkled eyelids as she spoke, and the deputy
governor was listening more attentively than he had done at first. A peculiar
singing intonation of the speaker’s voice, and the sound of certain provincial
expressions seemed to his ears like once familiar music; the old lady’s way of
speaking had for him a flavor of home which produced a most singular sensation
in his mind. He rang his bell and sent for Madame Blouet’s “papers,” and when
the sedate usher had laid a thin package before him, he examined the yellow
pages with evident interest.
“You are from Lorraine, I see, Madame,” he said at last, turning toward her
a face less stern, and on which a faint smile was seen, “I suspected it from your
accent.”
“Yes, Sir, I am from Argonne,” she answered, “and you recognized my
accent! I thought I had long singe lost it—I have been knocking about France
like a flying camp.”
The deputy governor looked with increasing compassion at this poor widow
whom a harsh wind had torn from her native forest, and cast into Paris like a
withered leaf. He felt his official heart growing softer, and smiling again, he
said:
“I also am from Argonne. I lived near your village for a long time, at
Clermont,” and then he added gaily, “keep up your courage, Madame Blouet, I
hope we shall be able to help you. Will you give me your address?”
“Number 12, Rue de la Sante, near the Capuchin convent. Thank you, Sir,
for your kindness. I am very glad to have found a fellow countryman,” and after
repeated courtesies the widow took her departure.
As soon as she was gone M. Boinville rose, and going to the window stood
looking down into the garden with his face against the glass. But he was not
looking at the tops of the half leafless chestnut trees; his dreamy gaze wandered
far off toward the East, beyond the plains and the chalky hills of Champagne,
past a large forest, to a valley where a quiet river flowed between two rows of
poplar trees, to a little old town with tile-roofed houses. There his early
childhood had been passed, and later, his vacations. His father, who was registrar
in the office of the Chief Justice, led a narrow, monotonous life, and he himself
was early accustomed to hard work and strict discipline. He had left home when
in his twenty-first year and had returned only to attend his father’s funeral.
Possessing a superior intellect and an iron will, and being an indefatigable
worker he had risen rapidly on the official ladder, and at thirty-eight years of age
was made deputy governor. Austere, punctual, reserved, and coldly polite, he
arrived at his office every morning at exactly ten o’clock and remained there
until six, taking work with him when he went home. Although he was possessed
of keen sensibilities, his bearing was so reserved and undemonstrative that he
was thought cold and stern; he saw very little of society, his life being devoted to
business, and he had never had enough leisure to think of marrying. His heart
indeed, had once asserted itself, before he had left home, but as he then had
neither position nor fortune, the girl he loved had refused him in order to marry a
rich tradesman. This early disappointment had left in Hubert Boinville a feeling
of bitterness which even the other successes of his life could not wholly efface,
and there was still a tinge of melancholy in his being. The old lady’s voice and
accent had recalled the thought of the past, and his quiet was overwhelmed by a
flood of recollections. While he stood there motionless, with his forehead
pressing against the window-pane, he was stirring, as one would a heap of dead
leaves, the long slumbering memories of his youth, and like a sweet delicate
perfume, rose the thoughts of by-gone scenes and days.
Suddenly he returned to his chair, drew Madame Blouet’s petition to him,
and wrote upon it the words, very deserving case. Then he rang his bell, and sent
the document to the clerk in charge of the relief fund.
On the day of the official assent to Madame Blouet’s petition, Mr. Boinville
left his office earlier than usual, for the idea had occurred to him, to announce
the good news himself to his aged countrywoman.
Three hundred francs. The sum was but a drop in the enormous reservoir of
the ministerial fund, but to the poor widow it would be as a beneficent dew!
Although it was December, the weather was mild, so Hubert Boinville
walked all the way to the Rue de la Sante, and by the time he reached his
destination, that lonely neighborhood was wrapped in gloom. By the light of a
gas lamp near the Capuchin convent, he saw “Number 12” over a half-open door
in a rough stone wall, and on entering, found himself in a large market garden.
He could just distinguish in the darkness, square plots of vegetables, some
groups of rose bushes and here and there the silhouettes of fruit trees. At the
other end of the garden, two or three dim lights showed the front of a plain,
square building, and to this the deputy governor made his way and had the good
luck to run against the gardener, who directed him to the widow Blouet’s
lodgings upstairs. After twice stumbling on the muddy steps, M. Boinville
knocked at a door under which a line of light was to be seen, and great was his
surprise when, the door being opened, he saw before him a girl of about twenty
years, holding up a lighted lamp and looking at him with astonished eyes. She
was dressed in black, and had a fair, fresh face, and the lamp light was shining
on her wavy chestnut hair, round dimpled cheeks, smiling mouth, and limpid
blue eyes.
“Is this where Madame Blouet lives?” asked M. Boinville after a moment’s
hesitation, and the girl replied, “Yes, sir. Be kind enough to walk in.
Grandmother, here is a gentleman who wants to see you.”
“I am coming,” cried a thin, piping voice from the next room, and the next
minute the old lady came trotting out, with her false front all awry under her
black cap, and trying to untie the strings of a blue apron which she wore.
“Holy mother!” she cried in amazement on recognizing the deputy governor,
“is it possible, sir? Excuse my appearance, I was not expecting the honor of a
visit from you. Claudette, give M. Boinville a chair. This is my grandchild, sir.
She is all I have in the world.”
The gentleman seated himself in an antique arm-chair covered with Utrecht
velvet, and cast a rapid glance round the room, which evidently served as both
parlor and dining-room. It contained very little furniture; a small stove of white
delft-ware, next to which stood an old-fashioned oaken clothes-press; a round
table covered with oil-cloth and some rush-bottom chairs, while on the wall
hung two old colored lithographs. Everything was very neat, and the place had
an old-time air of comfort and rusticity. M. Boinville explained the object of his
visit in a few words, and the widow exclaimed:
“Oh, thank you, sir! How good you are. It is quite true that pleasant
surprises never come singly; my grandchild has passed an examination in
telegraphy, and while she is waiting for a position she is doing a little painting
for one and another. Only to-day she has been paid for a large order, and so we
made up our minds,” said the grandmother, “to celebrate the event by having
only old home dishes for dinner. The gardener down stairs gave us a cabbage,
some turnips and potatoes to make a potée; we bought a Lorraine sausage, and
when you came in I had just made a tôt-fait.”
“Oh, a tôt-fait!” cried Boinville. “That is a sort of cake made of eggs, milk
and farina; it is twenty years since I heard its name and more than that since I
tasted it.”
His face became strangely animated, and the young girl, who was watching
him curiously, saw a look of actual greediness in his brown eyes. While he was
lost in a reverie of the tôt-fait, Claudette and her grandmother turned away and
began discussing, and at last the girl whispered:
“I am afraid it would not do.”
“Why not?” returned the old lady, “I think it would please him.” And then,
seeing that he was looking at them wonderingly, she went toward him, saying:
“M. Boinville, you have already been so kind to us that I am going to ask of
you another favor. It is late, and you have a long way to go—we should be so
glad if you would stay here and taste our tôt-fait—should we not, Claudette?”
“Certainly,” said the girl, “but M. Boinville will have a plain dinner, and
besides, he is, no doubt, expected at home.”
“No one is waiting for me,” answered the gentleman, thinking of his usual
dull, solitary meals in the restaurant. “I have no engagement, but—” he
hesitated, looked at Claudette’s smiling eyes, and suddenly exclaimed:—
 “I accept, with pleasure.”
“That is right!” said the old lady, briskly. “What did I tell you, Claudette?
Quick, my pet, set the table and run for the wine, while I go back to my tôt-fait.”
The girl had already opened the press and taken out a striped table-cloth and
three napkins, and in the twinkling of an eye the table was ready. Then she
lighted a candle and went down stairs to fetch the wine, while the old dame sat
down with her lap full of chestnuts, which she proceeded to crack and place
upon the stove.
“Is not that a bright, lively girl?” she said, “she is my consolation; she
cheers me like a linnet on an old roof.”
Here the speaker rattled the chestnuts on the stove, and then Claudette
reappeared, a little flushed and out of breath, and the old woman went and
brought in the potée and set it steaming and fragrant on the table.
Seated between the cheery octogenarian and the artless, smiling girl, and in
the midst of half-rural surroundings which constantly recalled the memory of his
youth, Hubert Boinville, the deputy governor, did honor to the potée. His grave,
cold manner thawed out rapidly and he conversed familiarly with his new
friends, returning the gay sallies of Claudette and shouting with merriment at the
sound of the patois words and phrases which the old lady used.
From time to time the widow would rise and go to attend to her cookery, and
at last she returned triumphant, bringing in an iron baking-dish in which rose the
gently swelling golden-brown tôt-fait, smelling of orange-flower water.
Then came the roasted chestnuts in their brown, crisped shells, and the old
lady brought from her press a bottle of fignolette, a liquor made of brandy and
sweet wine.
When Claudette had cleared the table, the grandmother took up her knitting
mechanically and sat near the stove, chatting gaily at first, but she now yielded
to the combined effects of the warmth and the fignolette and fell asleep.
Claudette put the lamp on the table, and she and the visitor were left to entertain
each other. The girl, sprightly and light-hearted, did nearly all the talking. She
had been brought up at Argonne, and described the neighborhood with such
exactness that Boinville seemed to be carried back to his native place; as the
room was warm Claudette had opened a window, and the fresh air came in laden
with the odors of the market-garden, and the gurgling sound of a fountain, while
farther off was heard the bell of the Capuchin convent.
 Hubert Boinville had an hallucination, for which the fignolette, and the blue
eyes of his young countrywoman were responsible. It seemed as if twenty years
had rolled backward and that he was still in his native village. The wind in the
fruit trees was the rustling of the Argonne forest, the soft murmur of running
water was the caressing voice of the river Aire. His youth, which for twenty
years had been buried under old papers and deeds was now revived, and before
him were the blue laughing eyes of Claudette, looking at him so artlessly that his
long torpid heart awoke suddenly and beat a delightful pit-a-pat against his
breast.
Suddenly the old lady awoke with a start and stammered an apology. M.
Boinville rose, for it was time to go, and after thanking the widow warmly for
her hospitality and promising to come again, he extended his hand to Claudette.
Their eyes met, and the deputy governor’s glance was so earnest that the young
girl’s eyelids drooped suddenly. She accompanied him down stairs, and when
they reached the house door he clasped her hand again, but without knowing
what to say to her. And yet his heart was full.

* * * * *
Hubert Boinville continued to give, as is said in official language, “active
and brilliant impulse to the Department.” The ministerial machine went on
heaping up on his desk the daily grist of reports and papers, and the sittings of
the Council, audiences, commissions and other official duties kept him so busy
that he could not find a spare hour in which to go to the humble lodgings near
the Capuchin convent. In the midst of his work, however, his thoughts often
wandered back to the humble little dinner, and several times his attention was
distracted from an official document by a vision of Claudette’s bright azure eyes,
which seemed to flutter about on the paper like a pair of blue butterflies. When
he returned to his gloomy bachelor apartment, those eyes went before him, and
seemed to laugh merrily as he stirred his dull fire, and then he thought again of
the dinner in the cheerful room, of the fire blazing up gaily in the delft stove, and
of the young girl’s merry prattle, which had temporarily resuscitated the
sensation of his twenty-first year. More than once he went to his mirror and
looked gloomily at his gray-streaked beard, thought of his loveless youth, and of
his increasing years, and said with La Fontaine:
“Have I passed the time for loving?”
Then he would be seized with a sort of tender homesickness which filled
him with dismay, and made him regret that he had never married.
 One cloudy afternoon toward the end of December, the solemn usher opened
the door and announced:
“Madame Blouet, sir.”
Boinville rose eagerly to greet his visitor, and inquired, with a slight blush,
for her granddaughter.
“She is very well, sir,” was the answer, “and your visit brought her luck; she
received an appointment yesterday in a telegraph office. I could not think of
leaving Paris without again thanking you, sir, for your kindness to us.”
Boinville’s heart sank.
“You are to leave Paris; is this position in the provinces?”
“Yes, in the Vosges. Of course I shall go with Claudette; I am eighty years
old, and cannot have much longer to live; we shall never part, in this world.”
“Do you go soon?”
“In January. Good-bye, sir; you have been very kind to us, and Claudette
begged me to thank you in her name.”
The deputy governor was thunderstruck, and answered only in
monosyllables, and when the good woman had left him he sat motionless for a
long time with his head in his hands.
That night he slept badly, and the next day was very taciturn with his
employes.
Toward three o’clock he brushed his hat, left the office, and jumped into a
cab that was passing, and half an hour later he hurried through the market garden
of Number 12, Rue de la Santé, and knocked tremblingly at Madame Blouet’s
door. Claudette answered the knock, and on seeing the deputy governor, she
started and blushed.
“Grandmother is out,” she said, “but she will soon be home and will be so
glad to see you.”
“I have come to see, not your grandmother, but yourself, Mademoiselle
Claudette,” he returned.
“Me?” she exclaimed anxiously, and he repeated, “Yes, you,” in an abrupt
tone, and then his throat seemed to close and he could hardly speak.
“You are going away next month?” he asked at last.
 The girl nodded assent.
“Are you not sorry to leave Paris?”
“Yes indeed I am. It grieves me to think of it, but then, this position is a
fortune to us, and grandmother will be able to live in peace for the rest of her
days.”
“Suppose I should offer you the means of remaining in Paris, at the same
time assuring comfort to Madame Blouet?”
“Oh, sir!” exclaimed the young girl, her face brightening.
“It is rather a violent remedy,” he said, hesitating again, “perhaps you would
think it too great an effort.”
“Oh no, I am very resolute—only tell me what it is.”
He took a long breath, and then said quietly, almost harshly,
“Will you marry me?”
“Heaven!” she gasped, in a voice of deep emotion; but although her face
expressed the deepest surprise, there was no sign of repugnance or alarm. Her
bosom heaved, her lips parted, and her eyes became moist with tender
brightness.
Boinville dared not look at her, lest he should read refusal in her face, but at
last, alarmed by her long silence, he raised his head, saying, “You think me too
old—you are frightened—”
“Not frightened,” she answered, simply, “but surprised, and—glad. It is too
good. I can hardly believe it.”
“My darling!” he cried, taking both her hands “you must believe it. I am the
one to be glad, for I love you.”
She was silent, but there was no mistaking the tenderness and gratitude that
were shining in her eyes, and Hubert Boinville must have read them aright, for
he drew her closely to him, and meeting with no resistance, raised her hands to
his lips and kissed them with youthful fervor.
“Holy Mother!” cried the old lady, appearing on the scene at that instant,
and the others turned round, he a little confused; the girl blushing, but radiant.
“Do not be shocked, Madame Blouet,” said the deputy governor. “The
evening that I dined here I found a wife; the ceremony will take place next
month—with your permission.”
 ETCHINGS: THE SAD HOUR
(H. A. Grace: For Short Stories.)

A florist-shop in the city of Philadelphia.

A lady, apparently about thirty years of age, dressed somberly in black,
enters, and approaching the proprietor, who is behind the counter, demurely
asks:
“Does anyone ever use those floral pieces that I see in the window, as
wedding presents?”—at the same time indicating by a gesture that she referred to
mementoes of immortelles there conspicuously displayed.
“Well,” answered the florist, somewhat astonished, “that is a use to which I
have never before heard of their being put; still I know of no reason why they
could not be so used, if one desired to give such an emblem as a token of esteem
at such a time. What design would you think of using?” setting on the counter
such emblems as Gates Ajar, a harp, and a lyre.
“I hardly know,” continued the lady, “still, I think possibly this one might
answer,” picking up the lyre.
“What inscription would you wish on it?” asked the florist.
“The sad hour.”
“Is not that rather sombre for such a joyous occasion?”
“Well, it might be ordinarily, but the fact is simply this: the gentleman to
whom I wish to send it and myself were engaged to be married, and he is now
about to marry another lady; so if you think the immortelles that you put in it
will last a long time, I will take this lyre, and have the motto—

THE SAD HOUR

—just as large and prominent as ever you can make it.”
To this the polite florist replies that he had no doubt but that the immortelles
would last as long as could be desired.
The lady left, composed and satisfied.
The emblem was finished in strict accordance with the order and promptly
delivered to the address given.

* * * * *
What the recipient said may be recorded in heaven, but is not known on
earth, and the florist and his customer still live.
 ABRUM, CA’LINE AND ASPHALT
(W. N. Harben: The Round Table.)

Upon the church, the negro denizens of Crippletown focused their opinions.
They were about equally divided between the Methodist and Baptist
denominations, and no matter how much sociability existed among the men as
they went to work together, or among the women as they chatted or sang over
their wash-tubs, when Sunday came with its suggestive clangor of church bells,
friendliness drew itself into its shell of finery, and only protruded its head to cast
depreciative glances at members of any church save its own.
Squads of people bound for the Baptist church, passed squads of people
bound for the Methodist church without exchanging even nods of greeting.
Extreme reserve and solemnity characterized the general religious bearing.
It is Sunday evening in the cottage of Abraham Wilson, a most devout
Methodist of the blackest physical type. He had talked Methodism to his young
wife until her brain and tongue were in a tangle. He made it the theme of his
evening and morning discourses, and threw in foot-notes at all possible
opportunities. He, as well as his neighbors, were curious to know which
denomination Caroline would finally join, especially as it had been whispered
for some time that she was “on the fence” owing to the fact that her parents had
been Baptists and her husband a Methodist.
Few doubted that Abraham’s powers of argument would in time bring her
wavering mind to his views. But it seemed that Caroline’s besetting sin, vanity,
and love of display, linked with the persuasive powers of the Baptist minister,
who called on her often through the day while Abraham was away, were to
bulwark the latter’s earnest endeavors.
She had ever looked with charmed eyes on the baptismal ceremonies, which
usually took place in a neighboring creek, and her heart had suffered frequent
pangs at thinking that she was hindered from being the cynosure of the
thousands that sung and shouted on the shore as the dripping candidates were led
from the stream. From childhood up she had looked forward to immersion with
as much anticipation as she had to marriage. Regardless of this she had married a
Methodist, because she had loved him.
“Abrum,” said she, after listening to him in silence for an hour, “Abrum, I
know you think you is right, en ev’ybody kin hat der own way er thinkin’ ’bout
chu’ches, but ez fur me, I know I’s hat my min’ set on ’mersion in runnin’ water
ev’y since I know my min’. I’s been puttin’ it off frum summer ter summer, en
now you gwine to disagree wid me.”
Abraham’s surprise rendered him almost speechless. He had felt intuitively
that Caroline did not agree with him for a long time, but had nursed the belief
that his arguments would wear away her objections ere she gave them voice.
“You ever let me yer er you gwine wadin’ in ’at creek en I swear ’fo’ God
I’ll trash you ev’y step frum deh home.”
“Huh!” his wife grunted defiantly. “Shuh, Abrum Wilson! you ain’t man
enough; your feared to tech me. I don’t want none er yo’ ol’ ’ligion. ’Sides
anything ’at’s good ’nough for Jesus Christ certney is good ’nough fer me. De
bible seh He went down into de water; now, Abrum, I can’t go down into de
water en hat de preacher des sprinkle my haid out’n er gravy bowl, same as I
does w’en I’s ironin’. Now w’t’s de use in talkin’ dat way. Whyn’t Christ des ax
um fer er lil in er goa’d dipper? Seem lak dat enough ’cordin’ ter yo all’s way.”
Abraham had exhausted every argument in his brain already, so he could
formulate no reply, but inflated almost to explosion with turbulent spleen, he
resumed his seat in the door, while she, momentarily triumphant, bustled round
the cottage to put their only child, little Asphalt, to bed. The latter two-year old
innocent owed its name to the fact that he happened to be born one day while
Abram was employed in laying asphalt pavement in the city. He was struck with
the high-sounding name and told Caroline that the mixture had “des enough
pitch in it fer er nigger child’s name.”
When she had put Asphalt to bed, Caroline timidly drew her chair near to
his. He did not look at her.
“Now, Abrum,” said she, pacifically, “you is hat yo’ way, en I hain’t seh
nothin’ ergin it all ’long sence we is married.” She waited a moment for him to
speak, but as he was stubbornly silent she went on with growing firmness, as she
slily eyed him askance: “I ’low ter jine de Baptist chu’ch, de Lawd willin’, en git
my ’mersion ’long wid Sallie en Lindy. Brer Brown was here yistiddy en I done
give ’im my promise; an he give me lessons w’en ter hol’ my bref ter keep from
stranglin’.”
 Abraham turned upon her with such suddenness that she shrank back into
her chair as if smitten.
“You seh you is hehn? You seh you is?” he growled. “Well, we gwine see.
You seh you is gwine wade out in dat creek lak er crippled duck. Le’ me des see
it en I’ll git er divo’ce sho en never put my foot in dis house ergin.
“You go git yo’ divo’ce,” she said sullenly, “I’s got er right ter my side same
ez you.”
“Look yer, Ca’line!” he snapped out, rising clumsily to his feet, “you des
seh ernurr word en I’ll pick up dat plank deh en ’fo’ God I’ll split it over yo’
haid. Huh!”
He waited a moment for the silenced woman to speak, but she did not
answer him in words. She angered him more than ever by stealthily regarding
him from the corner of her eye and humming, with as much gusto as her caution
would allow, a hymn that was usually sung by the Baptists during their baptismal
ceremonies.
To this Abraham had no reply, save to look at the offender as if he would
thus scorch her with the volcanic heat of his supreme contempt, and walked
away into the darkness.
Caroline’s song dwindled into a murmur as he vanished. She went to the
door and peered after him as he receded in the misty moonlight, with a look of
deep concern upon her.
Abraham went on until he came to the cottage of his widowed sister, Martha
Todd. Here he took a seat on the doorstep. A woman came out of the unlighted
room.
“Dat you, Abrum?” she grunted in surprise. “Well, well; I do know you
skeered me, sho, kase I ain’t ’spectin’ you. What kin er happen ter tek you off
frum home dis time er night; I des fixin’ ter go ter baid?”
“Marfy,” said the visitor, in a deeply pained voice, “de storm has riz in my
own home at las’. I reckon me en Ca’line done bust up fer good.”
“Why, Abrum; whut’s de matter? How come you seh dat? My!”
“Sister Marfy, you know Ca’line. You know how she is w’en she set ’er
haid. She is sho’ nough set on ’mersion en de Baptist chu’ch. You know how I is
on dat subjec’.”
 “Brer Abrum, dis done come on us at las’.” The woman seemed to filter her
tones through a mixture of resignation and satisfaction. “I been hat my eye open
fer er long time. I ain’t seh nothin’ kase it no business er mine, en I ’low it bes’
ter wait. Ev’y day while you hard at wuk de Baptist preacher is been er buzzin’
in Ca’line’s ear. I don’t see no way out’n it. It sholly is too bad; Asphy is so
young; you is sech er big Mephodis’ an’ er deacon, too. I do know how you
feel.”
“Marfy,” said the ebon devotee, sternly, as he evoked a dull thud from his
knee onto which his broad hand descended; “Marfy, me en Ca’line gwine be
divo’ced, ’at’s de end.”
“Too bad she tuk dat way,” sighed Martha Todd, more deeply than she was
given to over her own misfortunes.
The truth was that nothing could have pleased the widowed and childless
woman more than to have her brother, who was such a prominent Methodist, and
a steady laborer, a member of her own household, which would be, she knew, in
case of a separation between the couple.
“Women is er caution, sho, brer,” she went on, “I do know Ca’line is haid-
strong. Mighty bad fer bofe, dis disagreement. ’Tain’t ’cordin’ ter scriptur’.”
Silence fell upon the pair, save for the sound of Martha’s breath as it
contended with the nicotine in her uncleanly pipe-stem. The hours passed until
the clock within struck twelve jingling strokes. Abraham rose stiffly, lingered,
stretched himself, for he felt that he needed to apologize for going back.
“Yer gwine back ter ’er, brer?” Martha Todd asked significantly. “May de
Lo’d be ’long wid you den.”
“I wouldn’t go er step, but I hatter git my clothes frum ’er’,” said he
sheepishly. “You reckon I gwine ’low dat gal ter keep my clothes? Huh! Marfy,
w’at you rekon I is?”
“Once you git back she gwine ’suade you ter let ’er be ’mersed. Who knows,
we may see Deacon Abrum wid wet clothes on, too. Some women is too sly
——”
“You go ’long, sister, I tell you too much is done pass twixt me en Ca’line. I
des gwine atter my things, den I’ll come live wid you—I’ll be yer in de
mornin’.”
Thus speaking, Abraham turned slowly homeward. Late as it was he found
Caroline sitting in the door smoking her pipe. She had a sulky mien on her bent,
portly form. She drew her feet under her chair as her liege lord passed wordless
into the cottage. He turned up the wick of the low-burning lamp, and as its feeble
rays struggled through the room his glance fell on the features of sleeping
Asphalt, and a lump rose in his throat.
A crude wardrobe stood against the wall. Through its open door he caught a
glimpse of his clothing crowded into the piece of furniture with Caroline’s
finery. Therein was his long-tailed broadcloth coat, his bell-shaped silk hat, his
shining doeskin trousers, and an overcoat.
He had magnanimously made up his mind that he would demand nothing of
the domestic wreck except his own clothing. The furniture of the cottage, all
other belongings of him and his wife, should remain with her, even little Asphalt.
While he was looking under the child’s bed for his best boots, which he
remembered casting off there a few hours previous, Caroline, with a meaning
smile playing round her lips, as if she had divined his plans, rose automatically,
walked with a well-assumed air of sleepiness to the wardrobe, and locking it, put
the key in her pocket. Then, as if unaware that his startled orbs were on her, she
went to the clock on the mantelpiece and began to wind it, singing the while a
little air which she often sung when wholly at ease with herself and all the rest of
the world.
Abraham stood behind her rigid form, boots in hand, in silence. Something
in Caroline’s prompt flank movement gave him a thrill of vague pleasure, while
it aroused his aggressiveness. She had thwarted him, it was true, but in doing so
had of her own will raised a hindrance to his quitting the place. Abraham had a
struggle with himself. Somehow the room seemed to be more cozy than ever
before, while Martha Todd’s house rose bleak and dreary before his mental sight.
How amicably all might be arranged if Caroline would only relinquish her dream
of “runnin’ water.”
Then it occurred to him that, in justice to his usual sternness of manner, he
must say something hard to her, must force the key of the wardrobe from her,
and secure his clothing, but he could not do it; he was softened by her quiet mien
as she stood in the door and looked out at the night. But if he did not take his
clothing to his sister in the morning what excuse could he offer for having failed
so ignominiously? He decided that he would wait until the next day and see what
could be done; so he went into the adjoining room, the “guest-room,” and
retired.
 He lay in bed with his eyes open, reflecting over the ridiculous position
Caroline had placed him in before his fellow churchmen, and smarting over the
knowledge that the Baptists were enjoying his discomfiture.
After a while the lamp was extinguished in Caroline’s room, and by her
snoring he knew that she was sound asleep. He knew that it would be an easy
matter for him to steal into her room and take the wardrobe key from her gown
pocket and get possession of his guarded property, but he shrank from hastening
matters in any such way. After a while he slept and snored in harmony with his
estranged wife.
When he awoke in the morning a most tempting breakfast was waiting him
on the table, and Caroline and little Asphalt were looking neat and interesting.
He took his accustomed seat glumly and ate his breakfast with a good relish. His
pride prevented him from speaking to the woman from whom he was to be
divorced, though it did not in any wise interfere with his partaking of the food
she had cooked before he was awake. By his wounded taciturnity he would have
her comprehend that his day in the cottage was over, that he only delayed to get
a chance to lessen the overpacked wardrobe.
So far, it was true, he had made little headway, but then Rome was not built
in a day, and he could afford to abide his time, especially as the immersion
season had not yet arrived. But he remembered, with a chill, that on his way to
work that morning he would be obliged to pass Martha Todd’s house. She would
be expecting him to bring along an armful of clothing. What could he do to
excuse his delay? He bethought himself all at once of his Sunday boots and the
blacking and blacking-brush, still under Asphalt’s little bed. With them he could
pay an installment on his sister’s hopes and also shield himself from the
appearance of defeat.
Rising from the table, he reached under the bed, and securing the articles in
question he tucked them under his arm and sailed forth without looking at
Caroline or Asphalt.
Martha Todd was on the lookout, pacing up and down her front yard. She
vanquished a rather open look of curiosity as he sauntered down the sidewalk,
and gave her face an expression of absolute vacancy of thought.
“Good mornin’, Abrum?” said she.
“Good-mornin’, sister,” he replied, in a sigh, as he passed her into the
cottage, “kin I ax yer ter save dese yer boots en blackin’-bresh fer me. It’s all my
things I kin git my han’s on now. Ca’line is de beatenes’ woman in dis wull I do
know. She’s locked um all up in de wa’drobe en hid de key som’rs. But I gwine
back ter night en watch my chances. She ’low she mighty sharp, but you gwine
see. You gwine hear supin drap; now min’ whut I seh. She hatter git up ’fo’ day
to haid me off. De minute I git my han’s on any er my things I gwine fetch um
right ter you, en w’en I got um all frum ’er she kin des go, now you min’ whut I
seh. She kin des go ’long en wade en swim tell she tek er tail lak er tadpole fer
all I keer. All I want is whut b’longs ter me. I gwine hat um, too, en not many
words be passed nurr.”
Discerning Martha began to place a small value on her prospect of gaining
her point, but in the sweet delight of being a partner in a family disagreement she
did not make her fears known, and pretended to think that he was in the right to a
final separation from Caroline.
That day Abraham’s companions wondered at his moods. He was very
absent-minded, and seemed extremely nervous and ill at ease. As the hour for
dinner arrived he remembered that he would be obliged to go home for a small
piece of plug tobacco which he had forgotten.
“My lord, Abrum!” exclaimed a dusky companion in surprise, “whyn’t you
step er crost ter de sto’ en buy a piece. It’s er mile, en’ll push you lak smoke ter
git back.”
“No use,” said Abraham, taking his luncheon in his hands and eating it as he
started off. “No use; I des got ter hat it. It’s my sweet navy, en deh ain’t non er
dat kin’ in dat sto’. I cay’nt do er lick dis evenin’ less’n I got it.”
He found it necessary to avoid passing in view of Martha Todd’s house, so
his distance was a trifle longer than usual.
He stood in the door in surprise. Caroline and Asphalt were seated at the
dining table, and on it for that midday repast was only some bread and water. His
heart smote him suddenly as he remembered what a delightful luncheon she had
always put up in his pail of mornings. But he must not weaken. He remembered
that the desired piece of tobacco was in the pocket of a pair of trousers now
locked in the wardrobe. Notwithstanding this knowledge, he went to the
mantelpiece, looked in the clock, turned over papers, and ran his hands over the
covering of Asphalt’s bed.
Then feeling that some explanation was due Caroline, who was regarding
him surreptitiously, he said to Asphalt, whose lack of comprehension was as
positive as his blackness:
 “Asphy, honey, has you seed yo’ papa’s piece er terbaccer? Seem lak I lef’ it
in my blue check pants.”
Caroline, however, as if taking the remark to herself, without deigning to
look at him, went to the wardrobe, unlocked it, and threw the pair of trousers
referred to on the bed, and placidly resumed her work over the fire-place.
With marked eagerness Abraham ran his hand into a pocket of the garment,
and finding the tobacco, he forthwith partook of a quid, as if he were unable to
stay his desire for another moment. Then he stood and gazed at his wife steadily
for a minute with a mingled look of embarrassment and resentment.
But she took not the slightest notice of him. She did not move save to reach
over and fan the flies from Asphalt’s face.
Abraham was in hasty argument with himself in regard to the disposal of the
trousers lying before him. He did not like to take them away, for he would be
obliged to go to Martha Todd’s house to leave them in her care. If the trousers
had been his best he might have thought differently, but as fate would have it
they were of the very least value of any of his clothes. They were adorned with
vari-colored patches, and fringed badly at the knees.
On the other hand, Caroline, he feared, would consider his failing to take
them as an evidence that he was weakening from the rigorous course he was
pursuing toward a divorce. He decided upon an exhibition of contempt for the
trousers, and again brought his child into diplomatic service.
“Asphy,” said he ruefully, holding the trousers out at arm’s length, while the
child was most desperately chewing his cheek to dislocate the colony of flies
from the Oklahoma below a wildly rolling orb, “Asphy, yo’ papa has certney got
all de use out’n dese yer pants. Some tramp kin hat um. ’Sides I mus’ git er lots
er new things ter wear in Texas.” With those words, the last of which caused
Caroline to start, he threw the trousers into a corner and left the cottage.
As night after night passed the breach seemed to be widening between the
couple. Morning after morning Abraham emerged from his house bearing some
article of clothing he had managed to secure. He took them to Martha Todd. She
smiled, and shed some crocodile tears over the coat, vest, or trousers, as the case
might be, cast depreciating looks at certain grease spots or rents, with a sigh that
too plainly suggested her opinion of Caroline’s domestic negligence.
One night while Abraham was sedulously searching under the beds, behind
trunks, and everywhere for something belonging to him, he was deeply surprised
to detect a loud grunt, indicating a burthen of both defiance and disgust, in the
bosom of his hitherto wordless wife. He was even more surprised to see her go
with a hasty shuffle to the wardrobe and show him that it had not been locked by
throwing the door of it wide open.
With another most contemptuous grunt she resumed her seat and began to
pat her foot on the floor vigorously, as if to vent her boiling spleen.
Abraham felt cold to his very marrow. She was then willing to remove every
hinderance to his leaving, had, indeed, made an opening by which he could
hasten his departure.
He approached the wardrobe slowly, casting helpless glances at Caroline’s
heaving back. There among her gowns hung naught he could call his own save a
soiled linen duster and his overcoat. With trembling fingers he took the duster
from its hook, and stalked out into the night. Slowly he glided with bowed head
toward his sister’s house. She sat in the doorway behind a cloud of tobacco
smoke.
“Well,” said he almost in a whisper, “well, Marfy, dis trouble is mos’ over
wid now. ’Twon’t be long ’fo’ I’ll come, now. I think I got de las’ thing ’cep’ er
overcoat. Wid good luck I think I kin git dat ter-morrer night. Ter-night I hope
you’ll ’low me ter sleep in yo’ company-room. I want ter let Ca’line en Asphy
git use’n ter stayin’ in dat house alone.”
Martha rose and moved into the adjoining room to arrange his bed. Her
movements betrayed high elation. Things had taken a shape at last that she had
hardly hoped for. She lay awake until past midnight listening to Abraham’s
creaking bedstead and gloating over the prospective triumph over her heretical
sister-in-law.
The next morning Abraham ate his breakfast at Martha’s and went to work
without going home. He thought that an additional twelve hours to Caroline’s
suspense would do much toward showing her how desirable it was to have a man
around the house. The ensuing day, be it said, was a long one to him, and he
suffered more than he thought she did.
When he slouched into his cottage at dusk that day, he was shocked to see
the inevitable wardrobe open. Indeed the door of that receptacle was frowningly
held ajar by means of a stick of stovewood.
Abraham, however, had arranged a grand coup d’ etat for this last visit to his
home. It remained to be seen how the enemy would receive the movement.
 It was Saturday. He had his entire earnings of the week—twelve silver
dollars—in his pocket. He wondered whether twenty-four halves or twelve
whole dollars would make the biggest display, and had finally decided on the
latter.
Drawing his hand from his pocket to scratch his head he contrived to evoke
quite a merry jingle of coin as he stepped across the room to a small table.
Caroline’s face flushed and she followed his movements with a mien of deep
interest. Not since their marriage had he failed to divide his week’s wages with
her. He did not, as she feared, hand it to her on this momentous occasion.
Instead, he sat down at the table, after he had dusted and carefully rolled up his
overcoat in a newspaper and began to arrange his money in divers piles and
positions by the light of a small piece of candle which he had taken from his
pocket and lighted to show Caroline that he was not obliged to call for the lamp,
which shone on the supper table.
Then he drew forth a soiled piece of writing paper, a small stub of a pencil,
and seemed to be engrossed in a deep calculation, as he scratched down some
strange hieroglyphics and lines, as if they marked out his course in the future.
“Asphy,” said he, dreamily, the better to assume utter unconsciousness of the
fact that the child was asleep on its bed. “Asphy, honey, you ain’t never yer
anybody seh how fur ’tis ter Texas, has you? De boss ’low it’s er long way off
frum Atlanta, but I reckon I kin git deh—de train starts at twelve ter-night.”
Caroline was so excited that her trembling hands made the dishes in the
cupboard rattle as she was putting away the supper, which he had refused to
touch, although she had kept it waiting for his arrival. She took a seat in the
doorway and turned her dusky face out toward the night in order that he might
not see her tear-dimmed eyes.
At the table he sat over his coin chessmen and figures until the far-away
strokes of a clock-bell rang the hour of ten out to them from the heart of the
sleeping city. As if to answer the bell came a rasping, labored cough from
slumbering Asphalt, a disconnected jargon murmured as from a breast of pain,
half subdued by sleep.
Two pairs of eyes were raised suddenly; one from the coin-strewn table, the
other from the long rows of lights which mark out a street on the blackness far
away, between long lines of tall buildings. Two hearts quickened their beatings
simultaneously. Two minds were focused on one idea.
The mother rose quickly and with a cat-like tread went to the child and bent
over him. Abraham all at once had eyes for aught besides his gains. His mouth
relaxed from its drawn sternness and fell open as he watched Caroline’s anxious
posture at the bed. He went to her side.
They looked like a pair of ebony statues. The light of the lamp and candle
seemed to be struggling to produce shadows of the couple on the wall, but the
rays of one lessened the power of the other, so that four dim contortions in shade
took the place of two. The mother’s hand was on the brow of the sleeper; her
breath was held in suspense.
“Ca’line,” more in a rasping gasp was the name pronounced than in
Abraham’s usual tones; “Ca’line, dat child has got ’is feet wet somewhar’. Dis
typhoid fever is all roun’ dis settlement en pow’ful bad wid chillun. You look
atter him honey; I gwine fur er doctor. I’ll be back ez soon ez I kin git yer.” He
left his money on the table, without giving it a thought or glance, and darted
hurriedly from the room.
Day after day the troubled pair watched over their sick child, hoping and
praying for its life to be spared to them.
“Ef it had en’ er been fur dis yer divo’ce we hat up ’twix us, Ca’line, it
wouldn’t er come, I know,” said Abraham, in sackcloth and ashes one night. “It’s
mighty bad ter tamper wid whut de Lo’d have done jined tergerr, en all ’bout His
Own Son, too; better not hat no chu’ches en dat. Sister done gwine sen’ me my
things back.”
Caroline was husky of voice when she replied, dampening a towel to cool
Asphalt’s hot brow: “Abrum, I’m willin’, en only too willin’ ter go wid you in
yo’ chu’ch. I don’t know no diffunce ’twix de two; I des hat my min’ sot on
foolish showin’ off. En if God will only spar dis one child, I’ll never open my
mouf ergin. Who knows but er gwine in der water wid wet clothes might er been
my regular death? Mebby dis spell er Asphy’s is er warnin’ ergin it.”
Slowly Asphalt passed the dread climax, and began to grow better, and to-
day Crippletown does not contain a more happy couple than Abraham and
Caroline.
 ETCHINGS: AFTERWARD
(Annie Reeve Aldrich: For Short Stories.)

It is deep winter. A fierce storm shakes the windows in their casement.

Melting flakes were in his beard when he entered.
Within is no light save from the fire; a dull, steady glow that bathes the
room in soft rose. There are lordly furnishings; about the floor great cushions;
skins of the leopard and lion.
There is a screen.
My God, do not let me look behind that screen!
Hush! Where was I? Yes, on the furs before the fire, my head, with loosened
hair, pillowed on the rug at his feet.
It was pleasant to listen to the raging of the wind.
He had come to tell me of his approaching marriage—a marriage of love, he
said, and laughed.
It was then all the room seemed to burst into a firelight of blood; all the
sounds of hell rang in my ears; and my wrist had the sudden strength of ten men
to drive the blade in his breast. His great muscles and firm flesh gave momentary
resistance to the point, and then, what joy to feel them yield, and the steel slip
deftly in!
The wet crimson poured over my fingers into the creases of the palms he
had kissed, and the dimples he had counted.
He rolled, so much clay, onto the white furs, and see, I have drawn the
screen in front of him ... for he is still laughing ... the happy bridegroom.
I wish the bride might see that smile!
There is a dark stream crawling through the fur, meandering and choosing
its crooked way like a little brook in the summer grasses, and it creeps on and on
lazily toward the polished hearth. It will run on until the flames drink it ... and
when it reaches them I must get some snow at the window and wash my hands ...
but just now I can think of nothing but how long it will be by the tick of the
carved clock against the wall before it reaches its goal ... of nothing but that, and
how, when the fire sinks and crumbles to ashes the waiting shadows will steal
from the corners where they hide and gather closer around me ... and I shall have
to sit motionless until the dawn, lest by chance I should set my foot in that black
little brook ... it is quiet ... but those shadows are only waiting ... waiting in the
corners!
 THE MAN WHO NEVER WAS FOUND
(Edmond Spencer: Parisian Police Archives.)

M. Scipion Desruelles kept a small shop in the Rue de Seine, Paris. He had a
wife, but no children.
He was a small tradesman, and his wife a large, coarse-looking woman,
quite capable of taking care of shop and Scipion.
Scipion’s past life had been singularly uneventful.
One single circumstance had ruffled it, and that he used often to relate to his
gossips, in proof that a hero was spoiled in the making when Scipion became a
shopkeeper.
One night, ten years before the time of his introduction to the reader, Scipion
had gone to the theatre, and after the performance had taken Madame to a
restaurant and treated her to a little supper. Returning home, after he was in bed
Scipion heard a noise in the shop. He armed himself with a bootjack, went down,
and, with the assistance of the hastily summoned police, captured a burglar.
The man, who said he was an Italian, named Vedova, disclaimed earnestly
all felonious intentions, but could give no good account of himself. Scipion
prosecuted him vigorously, and he was convicted and sent to Brest.
Two years later Scipion met Vedova in a café and had him arrested as an
escaped convict.
In the early part of 1852 Scipion received official notification from
Martinique that a bachelor cousin of his on the island, whose name was Pache,
was dead and had left him heir to all his property which was large, and included
a valuable sugar plantation. Desruelles was further informed by the notary at St.
Jean, that it would be necessary for him to come out in person and administer on
the estate in order to save himself great loss and inconvenience and many delays.
The bourgeois of Paris is not a traveling character, but neither is he willing
to lose money if he can help it. Scipion bought himself a trunk, committed the
little boutique in the Rue de Seine to Madame’s charge—she was quite as
competent to take care of it as he—made a deed of all his property in Paris to
Madame as a preventive of accidents, and then bidding her the most tender
adieu, sailed for Martinique, via Bourdeaux, in a brig which took out a cargo of
claret and oil for the French islands and New Orleans.
When Desruelles reached Martinique and went to St. Jean, he was simply
struck dumb to find his cousin alive and well, and all the notarial papers he had
received forgeries!
There was nothing for him to do but go back again.
The brig was to sail in a day for New Orleans, and Scipion determined to go
thither in her, take the cars to New York and the steamer thence to Havre, in
order to get home again as speedily as possible. He was burning to send the
police in search of the rascals who had hoaxed him and made him spend his
money and suffer sea-sickness in a wild-goose chase. He was armed with all the
preliminary depositions and statements necessary to open the case, duplicates of
which were to be forwarded by the authorities from Martinique.
Arrived in New Orleans, Scipion determined to spend a day or two in the
city before taking the cars for New York. He put up at a boarding house in the
French quarter, and devoted himself to sight-seeing with great assiduity.
While at breakfast the second morning after his arrival he was warmly
greeted by a stranger, who took his hand and said: “I am truly delighted to see
you, Monsieur Quentineau! When did you arrive?”
Scipion gently informed the man that he was not Quentineau, but Scipion
Desruelles.
The stranger with great violence said that the dodge wouldn’t go down
there! Next thing he’d want to repudiate that bill of $725 he owed Marais &
Hughes.
Scipion said he had only been in the city a day, had never seen the stranger
before, nor knew he who or what Marais & Hughes were—consequently could
not possibly owe them or anybody else anything.
An hour later Scipion was arrested on a warrant taken out by Marais &
Hughes, liquor dealers in Canal street, against Pierre Quentineau, an absconding
debtor.
Scipion Desruelles, alias Quentineau, was cast into prison. He found a
lawyer, and with great difficulty, and at the cost of half his money, proved that he
was not Quentineau, but Scipion Desruelles, a passenger aboard the brig
Braganza, of Bordeaux. But for the captain he would have been convicted, for
several witnesses swore that he was Quentineau.
As soon as Scipion was released he went to the levee and embarked on a
steamer for Memphis, intending to make his way thence by rail to New York.
At Memphis he was misdirected, enticed into a low groggery under the
bluffs and robbed of every cent he had left. Scipion found his way to the mayor
of the city, who promised to write to the French Consul at New Orleans about it
and to send the police in search of the thieves.
Scipion meantime wrote to Paris to Madame for a remittance, and went
about in search of a situation. A cotton broker gave him some correspondence
with Louisiana Creole planters to look after, and he was thus enabled to earn
enough to eat. But no answer nor remittance came from Madame, and our poor
exile could not make money enough to take him home. At last he wrote to his
cousin in Martinique, stating his circumstances, and received shortly after in
reply a draft for 2,500 francs.
Scipion immediately bought himself some clothes and necessaries, took the
cars and started for New York.
Here, while waiting for the sailing of the Havre steamer, he was again
arrested as being Pierre Quentineau a fugitive from justice and a bond-forger.
By the merest good luck the cotton-broker in whose employ he had been in
Memphis happened to be in the city, and Scipion was able to establish an alibi.
His passport was stolen from him on the Memphis steamer, and he had to get
another one in New York, being thus delayed a week.
Finally, to his intense joy, he was outside Sandy Hook on his return voyage.
Arrived at Havre, he was accosted on the quay by a customs officer with,
“Eh bien! Monsieur Quentineau! What have you to declare at this time?”
“Sacre bete de Quentineau!” cried the exasperated boutiquier; “I am Scipion
Desruelles, marchand, numero 79 bis rue de Seine.”
“Then, sir, you must be detained,” said the officer.
While he was waiting in the customs office a man came behind him, slipped
something in his hand, and whispered: “Don’t be afraid, Quentineau! They have
nothing whatever against you! Here’s what I owe you!”
 Desruelles turned quickly, but the man who had spoken to him was already
lost in the crowd, and Scipion found eight gold Napoleons in his hand.
Mechanically he put the money in his pocket, cursing this Quentineau whom
everybody persisted in mistaking him for.
His baggage proving all right, and his passport not objectionable, Scipion
was after some delay permitted to start for Paris, but still under the suspicion of
the authorities that he was not Desruelles, but Quentineau. At Rouen, in the
railroad restaurant, he changed a Napoleon to buy a bottle of wine and half a
chicken. As soon as he reached Paris he took a fiacre and drove to numero 79
Rue de Seine. His modest sign was no longer there, but instead of it one of:
“Lamballe, coiffeur et parfumeur.”
Astounded, he rushed into the little shop; “Madame Desruelles,” he said,
“where is she?”
The attendant answered, “In America. It is four months since she went—at
the summons of her husband!”
“At the summons of me!” cried Scipion, sitting down abruptly. “This is all a
dream!”
Before he could say another word, a sergeant de ville entered the shop and
laid hands upon him. “You are wanted, Quentineau.”
“I am not Quentineau—I am Desruelles!” shouted the unhappy man, but the
officer of the law was incredulous, and bore Scipion off to prison.
He was examined on a charge of coining and of passing counterfeit
Napoleons upon the dame du comptoir of the railroad restaurant at Rouen, and
fully committed for trial as Quentineau, alias Desruelles, faussaire.
Desruelles employed an able advocate, and laid all the facts before him. “It
is a mere question of mistaken identity,” said the lawyer, “and of course there
will be no difficulty in proving who you really are—a boutiquier of the Rue de
Seine, of twenty years’ standing.”
But the advocate reckoned rather too hastily. One of the most interesting
trials that ever came off in Paris, now ensued. The advocate employed by
Desruelles was thoroughly persuaded of his client’s innocence and good
character, but the Procureur Imperial was of a different opinion. The case was
sent before the Court d’Assises, and was tried by the president. A great number
of witnesses were called, and the whole question turned upon the identity of the
prisoner, by the mutual agreement of parties, for the reason that if the accused
were Desruelles his account of how he received the gold Napoleons (admitted to
be counterfeit) was probable; but if he were Quentineau, no defense was
possible. Quentineau was established to be a desperate character, who had been
several times convicted of minor offenses, such as smuggling, and was more
than suspected of being a criminal of much deeper dye—a counterfeiter and
forger.
The testimony of the customs officers at Havre and of the dame du comptoir
at Rouen was first taken, and then a mass of police testimony to prove that
Desruelles was unquestionably Quentineau. This was chiefly from the provinces,
Quentineau having apparently operated very little in the capital. At the outset the
defense experienced an unexpected difficulty. There were some hundreds of
witnesses willing to swear that they knew Desruelles perfectly well, but not
nearly so many who were satisfied that the prisoner was that person. His
hardships, his voyages, his poverty had told upon Desruelles. He was deeply
sunburnt, his hair was grizzled, his hand was hard, his manner nervous and
excited—as little like as possible to the placid shopkeeper of the Rue de Seine.
Unquestionably the accused resembled Desruelles remarkably, and knew as
much about that person’s antecedents as if he were really himself, but then—. In
short, Desruelles’ neighbors were exceedingly conscientious, and the police
exceedingly positive, and the unfortunate shop keeper was convicted of being
not himself at all, but Pierre Quentineau, faussaire et faux monnayeur.
The rebutting testimony adduced by the advocate general not only
convinced the jury but overwhelmed Desruelles. It was a letter which one of his
neighbors, a woman, testified she had received from Desruelles’ wife, from New
York, that she and her Scipion were happily accommodated with a shop and a
thriving custom in Broadway in that great city! Desruelles admitted that the
handwriting was his wife’s, but the statement impossible, for the reason that he
was in the Palais de Justice, and consequently could not be in New York.
Pierre Quentineau, calling himself Scipion Desruelles was sentenced to ten
years’ close imprisonment.
The unhappy convict was moved by his sense of injustice to carry himself
with unexpected dignity. He shed no tears, but said he felt certain that time
would remove the evils that now bore upon him so heavily. He was sent to Brest,
and set to learn the trade of shoe-making. He was one of the most tractable
prisoners ever confined at the bagnes.
 When Scipion had served out three years of his sentence, an unexpected
episode occurred in his history. Visitors were announced to Quentineau. He went
to the office of the prison and found his Martinique cousin, Pache, and—his
wife! He attempted to throw himself into the arms of the latter, but was repulsed
with severe dignity.
“We know you are not Quentineau, but Desruelles,” she said; “but there are
crimes charged against Desruelles.”
Scipion demanded an explanation and his release, but Madame was
inexorable.
M. Pache then told him to wait. Through influence, and the facts presented
by the Martinique cousin, the Court of Cassation had consented to re-examine
the question as to his identity. “Of course you are Desruelles,” said M. Pache,
confidently, “and I mean to prove it, if it costs me a million.” After you are
shown to be not Quentineau but Desruelles, it will be time enough to go into
Madame’s grievances.
Desruelles was now brought back to Paris, and M. Pache set to work to
establish his cousin’s identity.
The notary he employed suggested that M. Jules Favre be retained as
advocate and that eminent lawyer consented to take the case, but two days later
sent a note declining to serve on account of the pressure of uncontrollable
circumstances. M. Plongoulm, was consequently retained.
After various delays, the case of Desruelles or Quentineau was again called
up, this time not before a jury, but before the first President of the Court of
Cassation. The array of witnesses was formidable, and the testimony of the most
conflicting character. For the Procureur’s side a great number of witnesses were
brought who positively identified Desruelles as Quentineau. In addition to this,
substantial proof was brought to the fact that Desruelles himself was dead. One
of the sailors of the brig Braganza was produced, who had made the Martinique
voyage with Desruelles. This man testified that after cargo was discharged at
New Orleans the brig took on cotton and was towed down the river on her return
voyage. Off Chandeleur Bay the brig was boarded by a tug from Lake Bargne,
and Desruelles came aboard from her. Three days out Desruelles was taken with
yellow fever, and died just as the brig dropped anchor in the harbor of Basse
Terre, Gaudeloupe. He was buried on the extreme eastern point of the island
after a considerable difficulty with the authorities, who deeply resented the brig’s
anchoring at the island with such a fatal disease aboard. The log of the Braganza
and the burial record from Guadeloupe were presented in court in corroboration
of the sailor’s testimony, which made a deep impression.
For the side of the defense Mme. Desruelles positively identified her
husband, naming marks and peculiarities upon his person which were found to
be singularly identical with those on the prisoner’s person. An amusing colloquy
between her and the prisoner was permitted, in which both were seen to be
mutually so intimate with all the details of a domestic life together of twenty
year’s standing that nothing short of a miracle could suppose the privity of a
third party. The books of the shop were produced and the two went over them
together, witnesses being called to corroborate these minutiæ whenever they
concerned a third party, and it was thus shown by a mass of particulars that if the
prisoner were really Quentineau, he must likewise be Desruelles. Having gone
so far, the ingenious advocate proved, by an accumulation of circumstances that
Desruelles could not be Quentineau.
The President of the Court, who seemed to take a great interest in the
problem on trial before him, questioned Mme. Desruelles as to the cause of her
sudden trip to New York.
She pointed to Desruelles with a scornful finger. “Ca!” she cried, “he had a
mistress; he wished to abandon me; he called me Cosaque! He appointed to meet
her in New York after settling up his cousin’s estate. I determined to make his
amours uncomfortable. I pursued the woman to New York. I pulled her hair; I
boxed her ears; I made her flee in dismay to California; then, my mission
performed, I returned to Paris.”
The unhappy Scipion, in utter prostration of astonished protest, lifted his
helpless hands and denied the mistress, the assignation—everything.
His wife turned away with an incredulous, scornful shrug.
“I have your letters, Monsieur. I compelled the creature to surrender them to
me.”
The President ordered Mme. Desruelles to produce the letters, and while the
huissier was gone examined M. Pache.
The latter gentleman testified as to the facts of Desruelles’ visit to
Martinique, the false will, etc., and positively identified Desruelles.
“Have you ever seen that will?” asked the President.
“No,” said Pache.
 “I have it here,” said the President. “It is duly authenticated, signed and
sealed—look at it!”
“Mon Dieu! that is my own signature, and that notarial signature I would
swear to as Alphonse Domairon’s!”
At this moment the huissier came into court with the package of letters,
which he handed to the president. That officer looked over them, with Pache still
upon the stand.
“M. Pache,” said the president, handing a letter to the witness, “do you
identify that handwriting?”
“I do; it is undoubtedly Desruelles’.”
“Be kind enough to read that letter aloud to the Court.”
M. Pache, adjusting his eye glasses, read, “Ma Mignon: The will is all
perfect. The Cosaque totally deceived. I sail for Martinique to-morrow, and ma
poudre de succession will make short work of my stumbling-block of a cousin!”
He turned severely upon Desruelles: “Atrocious wretch! You plotted to
poison me, then! I abandon the case.”
Desruelles fell back fainting. Mme. Desruelles eagerly came forward. “I
swear, Judge, that letter was not in the parcel I received from Mlle. Tolly! I never
saw it before!”
The president turned from her coldly. “The handwriting is precisely the
same.”
The prisoner, reviving, stared around him with a ghastly face, and the
president looked down upon him gloomily.
“The Court,” he said, “is not able to determine with satisfaction whether the
prisoner is Desruelles or Quentineau. The evidence preponderates in favor of
Desruelles. But, so far as the ends of justice are concerned, it does not matter.
Quentineau was a bad man, but Desruelles is evidently a man much worse. The
prisoner is remanded to serve out his sentence, and at the expiration of his full
term is doomed to transportation to New Caledonia for fifteen years.”
Desruelles fainted once more and was removed. That afternoon, waiting
wearily in the salle des gardes, a man came and stood before him, looking at him
fixedly, then turning away. Everybody paid him the utmost respect. Desruelles
asked the sergeant by his side who that personage was.
 “It is M. M——, chief of the secret police.”
“Good God!” cried Desruelles—“Vedova!”
He fell in an apoplectic fit, and before morning brought the question of his
identity to the tribunal of a higher court.
 ETCHINGS: THE OLD VIOLINIST
(Emma Churchman Hewitt: For Short Stories.)

The chorus has just ended and the conductor has acknowledged the plaudits
of an enthusiastic audience.
Waiting in the side wings is a little bent old man, his silvery hair lying
across his violin as he murmurs to it loving words.
At last! at last he will be heard in solo!
What matter all the weary years without recognition? He will be heard!
What matter that it is only a charity concert and he has proffered his services?
He will be heard! and the appreciation of the audience will testify to his genius.
But hark!
There has been some mistake!
That should have been his number, not the tenor solo!
Never mind, it is all right! What matters a few moments more or less, when
one is about to reach one’s soul’s desire?
So he sits and listens, his heart beating loudly with suppressed but
consuming excitement.
At last! At last!
But what is that?
The audience is leaving!
Why he hasn’t played yet!
He looks around in a dazed way. Moritz will explain it, he tells himself
wearily, Moritz always understands everything, and he lays his head down on the
table beside him.

* * * * *
 A young man hastens from among the orchestra players, his face pale and
his teeth set, as he thinks of the disappointed old man behind the scenes. He
thinks his father is weeping over his disappointment. “Father,” he cries, a sob in
his voice, “it is all right, it shall be all right! There were so many encores, you
see there was not time for all. The manager didn’t know and he left out the
wrong thing. But you are to play to-morrow night, father, so it will be all right,
you see,” and he smiles as he raises the dear old face, as he would have done that
of a child. Upon the furrowed cheeks there are no tears, but on the face, chiseled
by the stern hand of death ... a look of pained surprise ... bewildered
disappointment ... the old man’s heart is broken.
 THE DEVILS IN HEAVEN
(A legend of the Origin of the Daisy: German of Rudolf Baumbach: Translated for Short Stories by Albert
Gleaves.)

It is usually thought that when good children die they go to heaven and
become angels. But if anyone imagines that they live there with nothing to do
but fly around, and play hide-and-seek in the clouds, he is very much mistaken.
The angel children have to go to school every day like the boys and girls on
earth, three hours in the forenoon and two hours in the afternoon. They write
with gold pencils on silver slates, and instead of the A B C books, they have
story books with all sorts of gay-colored pictures. They do not study geography,
for a knowledge of the earth would be of no use in heaven, neither do they learn
the long and terrible multiplication table, because they live in Eternity.
The school teacher is Doctor Faust. He was a magistrate on earth, but on
account of certain affairs that caused him a good deal of trouble and were very
much talked about, he was required to teach school for three thousand years
before he can have a vacation. On Wednesday and Saturday afternoon there is no
school, and the children are permitted to play by themselves in the Milky Way;
but on Sunday, which is the grand holiday, they can go outside of heaven and
play in the big meadow. There they enjoy themselves more than all the rest of
the week put together.
The meadow is not green but blue, and thousands and tens of thousands of
silver and golden flowers are all aglow with light and men call them stars.
In the afternoon of the great holiday, St. Peter takes care of the children,
while Dr. Faust rests and recuperates from his labors during school-hours. St.
Peter, who is always on guard at the gate of heaven, sees that there is no
boisterous playing, and no running away or flying off too far; if he discovers any
straying or wandering, he at once blows on his golden whistle the call to “come
back.”

* * * * *
 One Wednesday afternoon it was very warm in heaven and St. Peter fell
asleep, tired out with watching. The children noticed this and took advantage of
it to steal by the old man and spread themselves over the entire meadow. The
most enterprising ventured out to explore the extent of their play-ground, and
discovered that it was abruptly ended by a high board fence. This they examined
carefully for cracks to look through, but finding none flew to the top of the fence
and commenced shouting across the space beyond.
Now hell was on the other side of the fence, and a multitude of little devils
had just been driven out of the door. They were coal-black, with horns on their
heads and long tails behind. Soon they looked up and saw the angels above them
fluttering around the top of the fence, and at once they began to beg that they
might be allowed to come up into heaven, promising faithfully to behave, if only
the angels could let them in for “just a little while.”
Moved with pity, the innocent angels decided to get the Jacobs’ ladder out of
the garret and let the little imps come up. Fortunately St. Peter was still asleep
and they managed to drag the ladder out without disturbing him. After a good
many efforts they succeeded in raising it up against the fence and then lowering
it into hell. It scarcely touched the ground before the long-tailed little varlets
were swarming up the rounds like monkeys.
When they got near the top the angels took them by the hand and helped
them over the fence.
This is how the devils got into heaven.
At first they behaved very well, tiptoeing here and there, and carrying their
tails under their arms like a lady’s trail, as they had often seen the big devil
grandmothers do. But this didn’t last long, and in a few minutes they began to let
themselves out and give full vent to their feelings. They turned hand-springs and
somersaults, and growled and yelled like veritable imps. They mocked the good
and happy people who were dreamily looking out of the windows of heaven;
they stuck out their tongues and made faces at them.
Finally they began to tear up the flowers and throw them down on the earth.
In the meantime the little angels had become very much frightened and
bitterly they repented their rashness in letting such unmannerly guests into
heaven. In vain they pleaded with the rascals to be quiet and go back to hell, but
the devils only laughed at them.
At last, in despair, they awakened St. Peter and tearfully told him what they
had done.
He clasped his hands over his head, as he always did when angry, and
thundered, “Come in.”
And the little angels went sneaking through the gates, very crestfallen, with
wings drooping and trailing on the floor. Then St. Peter called for the sleeping
angel policemen, and when all the devils were caught, they were hand-cuffed
and taken back where they belonged.
But this was not the end of the matter. For two consecutive Sundays the
angels were not allowed to leave heaven, and when they were permitted to play
they had to take off their wings and halo; this was the severest of all punishments
for it is considered a great shame for an angel to be seen without his wings or his
nimbus.

* * * * *
It is an ill-wind that blows no good. The flowers that the devils threw out of
heaven, took root in the earth and grew from year to year. To be sure these star-
flowers have lost much of their heavenly brightness, but they are still lovely to
look at with their great hearts of gold and silver glory.
And because of this heavenly birth they do indeed possess a hidden power
of their own.
When a maiden with doubt in her soul plucks off the white petals of the
flower one by one, singing at the same time a certain song, she knows by the
token of the last little petal the answer to the question of her heart.
 THE RACES ON THE NEVA
(French of Iola Dorian: Nita Fitch: New York Saturday Review.)

It is the morning of the Epiphany.

The intense cold of the night has moderated, but the barometer still marks
fifteen degrees below zero. From the tall steeples of innumerable churches the
bells of St. Petersburg ring in the sacred feast. In an exquisitely appointed room
of a palace, where tender lights filter through the golden shadows of silken
hangings, sits a woman. Her attitude is one of repose, deep, unruffled. From the
crown of her little flame colored head, to the tip of her dainty shoe, she is a
perfect bit of dame Nature’s art. If she were standing we should call her tall, but
she sits crouching in her chair with all the abandon of a dozing tigress. She gives
a little yawn.
“Ah! late as usual,” she says aloud.
As she speaks the door opens and a servant enters.
“Captain Repine,” he announces.
He follows quickly on the man’s heels, short, thickset, with a dull Cossack
face and kindly smile, wearing the uniform of an officer of the Imperial body-
guard.
“Pardon, my dear Elisaveta. Have I made you wait?”
She gives her shapely shoulders a slight shrug, but watches him with
contemplative eyes as he rattles on.
“Imagine, my beloved, I thought that I should not be able to take you to the
races. I was so rushed at the last moment. Oh! but they will be superb! Never has
the track been more perfect; hard as a rock and not a flake of snow.”
“Indeed,” says the lady languidly. Putting out a lazy, be-ringed hand she
draws back the curtain that hides her window. “It is superb,” she assents.
“You know how difficult it is to accomplish that,” continues the young
officer, “with this cursed wind drifting the Ladoga snow. Still I must tell you that
five hundred men have worked all night at it. Brave fellows!
“The journals say something of a three-horse-race.”
“Yes; the event of the day. But come—”
“We have still an hour,” she answers, and motions him to a seat beside her.
“No, no, at your feet, always at your feet, Princess Veta,” says the young
man gayly, flinging his head back to better look into the opal-tinted eyes above
him. Keeping time with a heavy finger, he sings in a not unmusical baritone, two
lines from a French love song:
“Quand tu seras ma femme
M’obeiras—tu mieux?”

But the fair Elisaveta is oblivious to the importance of his melody’s burthen.
With her little pointed chin against the rose of her palm she sits lost in a world of
reverie.
“Do you remember Sergius Hotzka?” she asks suddenly.
He shrugs his shoulders, accustomed to the willful wanderings of the great
city’s petted belle.
“How could I ever forget him,” he says in turn. “Was there ever a man who
left more ineffaceable traces behind him? He was an original madman.”
“Original!” echoes Elisaveta. “Ah! what a cowardly word. Original?” she
repeats, as though interrogating her own thought. The young man frowns
slightly, but she goes on with calm retrospection. “Only three years ago,” she
said, “and he appeared among us like some brilliant meteor; fabulously rich;
astonishing the world with his eccentric prodigalities. Then all those clod rooting
swine, they deserted him when he was no longer wealthy.”
Her lover’s white teeth are like a wolfish danger signal as he turns to look at
her.
“My dear,” he says coldly, “you can’t expect the world to be faithful to a
proscript.”
“Proscript?”
“Exactly. They say that political complications were his ruin. At any rate he
is banished from St. Petersburg.”
 “Then he is in Siberia?”
With all a soldier’s diplomacy he says indifferently: “I believe not. The
peasants tell a story of a hermit of the Steppes, who mends kettles, and plows for
the farmers. Many believe it to be Hotzka with the remains of his own famous
stud.”
“Farmers,—Kettles,” echoes Elisaveta, absently.
Suddenly she turns on her moody swain.
“Come, Alexander,” she cries; “I can see the crowds gather from here.
Quick—we must hurry.”
It is scarcely a half-hour later and the race course presents a brilliant
spectacle. The river Neva is now only a colossal roadway, between two walls of
splendid rose granite that line its quays. It is a mirror of polished steel. Stands,
richly decorated with flags, occupy at least a quarter of the inclosure, and over a
hundred thousand spectators surround the arena. In the center of everything, a
great pavilion draped in purple and gold shows that royalty is expected to take
part in the city’s festival. A huge figure in a white uniform shows itself. The
impassiveness of this countenance, with its eagle profile and small glittering
eyes, is unmistakable.
’Tis he, the Autocrat—the Emperor of all the Russias.
From the human hive mounts and swells a growing noise; cries, oaths, calls
from the Kras senders, all blend themselves in a formidable roar: “Long live the
Tzar!”
At this moment a rosewood sled, drawn by white horses, stops in front of
the box nearest the royal pavilion; the president of the jury precipitates himself
at the horses feet and aids a young woman to descend. The tall figure, with its
long, loose wrap of priceless blue fox and its aureole of wonderful red hair, is
well-known in St. Petersburg. She is the Princess Elisaveta Palorna, the beauty
of three seasons. Repine follows her. Under her little fur cap, with its jeweled
fez, Veta’s eyes look out, serene, impenetrable. A bell sounds and silence falls on
the waiting multitude. From open gates stream a dozen or more horses harnessed
to light sleds of gilded osier. They are pure blooded Arabians, thickset mustangs
from the Steppes, and highly bred Orloffs with sweeping manes white and shiny
as spun glass.
The people watch these preliminaries apathetically. They are waiting for the
piece de resistance, the three-horse-race with princes as drivers. Already four
races have been run, the track is cleared and the five hundred workers take up
their task of sweeping away the powdered ice beaten up by the iron hoofs. Once
more the gates open and three splendid bays appear with the same sled of gilded
osier, but larger and more elegant; they are followed by three black Finlanders,
with shaggy coats and tails that sweep the ground. The last comers are Orloff
stallions, white and dazzling as the snow itself. Their short hair glistens as
though oiled, and silver reflections shadow their smooth flanks and elegant
necks; their mouths are black and their nostrils immense, quivering and rose-
lined; their eyes, tender, yet prominent and full of fire, are circled by a sooty ring
like those of the Asiatic women. They are the pets of the hour. There they stand,
the nine superb creatures, controlled by a splendid discipline that does not permit
the most timid pawing of their impatient hoofs, and with over two hundred
thousand eyes admiring their matchless perfection.
Three sorry horses, emaciated and sad, splashed with mud, and covered with
a ragged harness, half string, half leather, advance slowly into the arena; behind
them trails a clumsy vehicle, made from the bark of the Russian fir tree, and
shaped like the Laplander’s hunting sled. With drooping heads and dragging
limbs the weary beasts come forward and place themselves beside their
aristocratic predecessors. A cry of horror rises up from the crowd. Leaning back
in her box, Veta watches the late arrivals with fixed intentness.
The bell rings noisily. The race commences.
The bays lead by several lengths. The middle horse, an old favorite, lifts his
feet with all the alluring charm of a star of the nation’s hippodrome; his
companions, brothers from the Don, thin and ardent, run without effort. After
them come the Finlanders tearing furiously on the reins. Sufficiently in the rear
to astonish their backers, are the Orloff stallions veritable wonders of beauty and
breed.
Finally, following at a long distance behind their royal leaders, are the three
strange beasts with their Laplandish sled. They run irregularly, and their little
thin bells give out a melancholy sound. It is in this order that the sleds pass for
the first time in front of the judges’ stand.
Half way on the second round the Finlanders fling out their sturdy heels
with such velocity that they look like the half circle of a bounding hoop. They
pass the bays. A quick swelling of their massive chests and they forge ahead.
“Hurrah!” shriek the people, ravished with the success of their favorites. At
this moment the unknown peasant straightens up his giant frame. Pushing back
the heavy hat drawn down to his eyes, he grips the reins with an iron hand and
gives a curious prolonged whistle. His skeleton horses are strangely
metamorphosed. As though in answer to some superhuman command, they give
one gigantic leap and fairly fly. For a moment they run beside the white stallions.
“The Orloffs lead!” screams the multitude, then shudders.
Beyond the shapely heads of the city’s favorites stretch six dark, pointed
ears, to be followed by three heads with glaring eyes, and foaming, blood-
flecked jaws.
With her body stretched half out of her box, Veta watches them with
fascinated eyes. Her chest heaves, her limbs tremble, and her face takes on the
anguish of the laboring brutes.
“Don’t worry,” whispers Repine. “They will lose.”
“They will win!” she answers hoarsely. “I know them.”
“The Orloffs gain,” says somebody in the next box.
“Ah!” groans Veta and bites her lip to the blood.
Once more the peasant’s whistle startles the still air, and with a prodigious
effort his horses leave the others behind. Transfigured by the waking of their
unknown blood, carried away by a secret ecstacy, with floating manes and
sonorous breath, they rush on toward the expected goal.
They reach it—victorious—winners by three lengths.
For one long moment the people rest mute with stupefaction, literally
incapable of applause. They stare open-mouthed at the sordid beasts that have
beaten the noblest blood of the land, then like one man they dash forward to look
at them, to ask their race, and the name of their uncouth driver.
As the victors pass Veta leans out to look at them. “I must see them,” she
says aloud.
At the sound of that voice, the peasant starts. Lifting his head their eyes
meet. She pales but that is all.
Months have passed, and the extraordinary event that astonished the
Peterbourgeois is no more than ancient history. Nobody has learned the identity
of the mysterious peasant. Many believed him a sorcerer. Others thought him a
great doctor of some unknown science, whose powerful potion had galvanized
the exhausted beasts. But it is all only a memory now. A new sensation is on the
tapis.
All St. Petersburg is talking of the marriage of Prince Alexander Repine to
Princess Elisaveta Palorna.
It is evening, and Veta stands for the first time in her husband’s home. She is
alone, on a great veranda that half circles the palace. She still wears her wedding
dress, and the stones of a diamond tiara sparkle in her hair.
“Mistress,” says a voice behind her. She turns to confront her husband’s
faithful old servant. “Mistress, a present awaits you at the palace gate. Shall I
lead you thither?”
“Yes.”
She follows him down the steps with all the lazy insolence of a fine lady
who grants a favor; her long gown sweeps the dew off the grass, and the
moonlight mirrors itself in the soft curves of her naked arms and shoulders.
Presently she stops, stricken by a mysterious influence.
A moment more and a strange sight meets her view.
They are the winners of the Neva.
With a wave from her hand, Ivan goes.
The horses whinny softly at the sound of her voice, and nose her hair and
face with dog-like gentleness.
“Why are you here?” she whispers, a sudden catch in her throat that she
stifles against the emaciated cheek nearest her.
From out of the deep shadow comes a trembling voice. “Why do you weep,
Princess?” it says.
She sees him now for the first time, still in his peasant’s garb and with head
uncovered, low before her. It is a noble head, with splendid lines and a beautiful
mouth, but worn and shadowed as those of the famished beasts beside him.
“Why are they like this, Sergius? The best racers in the kingdom could have
brought their price; there certainly was no need to starve them.”
“We have starved together, Princess,” he answers gently.
“Then the story that the people tell is true?”
“Quite true.”
 With the skeleton creatures between them they are silent a wavering
moment. Then with a mute caress of their unkempt necks he says: “Be kind to
Sergius Hotzka’s only friends. Good-night, Elizaveta Repine.”
“Repine!” she had forgotten that.
“Is it farewell?” she asks him blindly.
“Farewell!” he repeats.
The horses whinny piteously as the gates close behind him; then turn with
dumb, questioning eyes to the pallid woman beside them.
Brutes that they are they tremble at the sight of that countenance, quivering
and terrible.
“Wait,” is her husky whisper.
With her face pressed tight to the iron bars, she watches him turn an angle in
the roadway; his footsteps die away in the distance; he is gone.
Flinging the gates wide open she says one word:
“Go.”
A sudden rush, and they are swallowed up in the night.
The next day the newspapers contain a sensation.
Three wild horses have killed a prince’s bride.
 ETCHINGS: THE FERRYMAN
(Opie Read: “The Kentucky Colonel.”)

I followed, as nearly as possible, the roads I had pursued upon coming into
the country, and reached the ferry where the peculiar old fellow had asked me to
pray with him.
He still wore an expression of dejection, but, as we were crossing, a
mischievous light of recognition shone in his eyes.
“Wall, parson,” said he, “I have had a mighty tough time sence you was
along here—have had a powerful fight.”
“Whom did you fight?”
“A feller knowed in this here neighborhood as Satan.”
“Did you whip him?”
“Wall, kain’t say that I did. Choked him putty well one time, thought I had
him foul, but he riz with me and used me powerful rough. I tried agin the next
day, but he jumped straddle uv me, hooked his fingers in my mouth, socked his
spurs in my flanks ’an rid me all over the cermunity.”
“You have decided, I suppose, not to fight him again?”
“Wall, I ain’t lookin’ for him. Ef he comes my way an’ tromps’ on me I’ll hit
him, but I ain’t goin’ out on narry nuther still hunt atter him. Have you drawed
many folks inter the church sence you went by here?”
“Not many.”
“Don’t reckon they are ripe enough ter be shuck offen the trees down whar
you was.”
“Hardly.”
“Tell you what you mout do. You might pray with me a little jest fur luck.”
“No, I’m still in a hurry.”
 “You won’t git another chance ter pray with as lively a man as I am.”
“I suppose not.”
“Ain’t you got a bottle in that kyarpet-bag?”
“No.”
“Look an’ see.”
“I know I haven’t.”
“Wall” (with a disappointed sigh, as we touched the other side), “here we
air. I oughter charge you double price.”
“Why so?”
“Becaze you ain’t got no fun in you. Good-by.”
 THE PLAYERS AT THE CHESS
(Sebastian Evans: Longmans.)

King Solomon ben David, the Wise, on whom be peace, was a mighty
player at the chess before the Lord. And he sent unto Vaphres, King of Egypt,
and Nabonassar, King of Babylon, and Shalmaneser, King of Assyria, and unto
others of the Kings round about, whether they were friends or whether they were
enemies; Hadad, King of Edom; Hiram, King of Tyre; and Reson, King of
Damascus, who alone of the princes of Syria refused to bend the knee to the
King of Israel, saying: “Greeting from my lord Solomon, King of Israel, who
desireth to play with thee at the chess. And whosoever among ye is minded to
play with me at the chess, either I will come unto him, or otherwise, if he will,
he shall come to me at the House of Millo, in Jerusalem; and if he win of me a
game he shall have ten of the cities of Israel of them that are nighest his own
borders; but an if he lose, he shall forfeit me ten cities of those of his own
country that are nighest the land of Israel.” And King Vaphres, which is Pharaoh,
and the other Kings played with King Solomon, and the Lord gave King
Solomon the upperhand of them all, so that he gat fifty walled cities beyond the
borders of Israel, and made broad the borders of Israel from the River Euphrates
unto the land of Egypt, so that he ruled all the kingdoms, as it is written, even
from Tiphsah unto Uzzah.
And it came to pass after a time that there was no man so bold that he durst
adventure to play King Solomon at the chess unless he should give him the
advantage, as three of the foot soldiers, or an elephant, or a camel of the right
hand and a knight of the left, or the like. And all of his viziers and all the poets
and musicians of the Temple he made a-weary of their lives because of
disappointment. For he would say, “O, such an one, do thou play me at the chess,
and I will give thee three or four, as it might be, of my fighting men; and if thou
win the game of me I will give thee a garment of broidered work of Hind worth
a thousand pieces of gold, or a sword of the steel of Cathay with a hilt wrought
of a single emerald, such as no King hath in his treasury, or a charger of the colts
of the dams of Arabia by the steeds of the sea.” So they played at the chess with
the King, and when he had won the game of any of them, then would he laugh
and say: “Behold, I leave thee thy robe, for it is not meet for a King to take aught
of his servants,” and he bade them fill him wine that he might forget the
bitterness of his heart.
But after a time it came to pass that the King was weary of playing with his
viziers and the poets and musicians of the Temple, and his Judges, and the
Captains of his guard, and would fain find out others, whose manner of play he
knew not, to play against him at the chess. But the dread of the King was sore in
the hearts of them that he called to play against him, and he said, “Behold, they
are all daunted by the terror of my wisdom, and I have no glory of all my skill;
for though the gazelle be fleeter of foot than the leopard, yet ever the leopard
leapeth on to the neck of the gazelle. Now therefore will I disguise me and they
that play against me shall not know that they play against King Solomon.”
So he called unto him his chief vizier, Zabud ben Na, the King’s friend, and
at eventide they stained their faces and put on garments as they had been
merchants from Ophir, and went forth into the streets of the city. And at the
corner of the King’s-avenue, which is before the House of Millo, they met a
stranger clad in a rich garment of Baalbek, walking slowly as one perplexed, not
lifting his eyes from the ground. And Solomon said, “Peace be upon thee, O
brother.”
And the stranger answered, “Peace be upon thee, O brother, from the Lord
of Peace, the One, the Merciful.”
And Solomon said, “Who art thou, and whither goest thou, for meseemeth
thou art a stranger in the city?”
And the stranger said, “Men call me Jareb ben Othniel, and Vaphres, King
of Egypt, this long time hath entertained me in his palace as one of his boon
companions, for I am a poet and musician after his own heart; and even now am
I come into Jerusalem as a messenger unto Jehoshaphat ben Abiud, King
Solomon’s remembrancer, with whom I must needs be before midnight.”
Then said Solomon, “It wanteth yet some hours of midnight; come with us
in the meanwhile to our lodging, and let us pass the time with wine and music.”
“I will well,” said Jareb. And when they came into the lodging King
Solomon had prepared, Zabud let call for wine, and they made merry.
Then said King Solomon, “Let bring the tables, that thou and I may play a
bout at the chess, and then shalt thou sing us a song of them that delight the heart
of King Pharaoh.”
Then Jareb said, “Sweet is the song that closeth the eyes in sleep and giveth
ease to the sick man who crieth aloud for the soreness of his pain. When he
heareth my voice, the slave remembereth not his chain nor the outcast his
poverty; the toiler layeth aside his work and the angry man his wrath. But as for
playing at the chess at this time, I pray thee hold thy servant excused, for the
One Merciful, to whom be glory, hath laid a burden on thy servant, so that he
cannot lose a game at the chess even if he so would, and haply if he win a game
of thee thou wilt be an-angered, and he should seem ungrateful in thine eyes for
this grace thou has shown him.”
Then Solomon laughed, and spake within himself, “This minstrel is of the
children of Eblis, the braggart, and the Lord hath given him into my hands that I
may put his boasting to shame. Surely I shall win a game of him and pull his
robe over his head, and then shall be given him a lute wherewith to comfort the
sadness of his spirit.”
But the King’s lips spake otherwise than the thought that was in his heart,
and he said, “Blessed be thou, Jareb ben Othniel! I would fain lose a game unto
thee, and behold, I give thee this cloak of mine own in earnest of thy victory.”
And therewithal he set upon him his cloak, which was of stuff of Tyre, with
lynx’s fur, worth a hundred pieces of gold.
Then Zabud let call for tables, and King Solomon played at the chess with
Jareb ben Othniel; and King Solomon’s men were of the white and Jareb’s of the
black. And Jareb played without thought, as one that could but little of the chess,
so that in a brief space King Solomon had taken prisoner both his elephants and
a knight and a camel, besides four of his foot soldiers, while Jareb had taken but
one foot soldier of King Solomon.
And Solomon said, within himself, “There is no glory in playing with a
foolish lutanist such as this. Shall leviathan put forth his strength against the
gadfly? I will contrive a combination and make an end of him.” So he made a
combination and took his captain.
Then Jareb rose up and made as though he would go. And Solomon said
unto him, “Whither away? for the game is not yet played out.”
Then Jareb said, “O, my lord King Solomon, when thou walkest abroad the
herbs of the field, from the cedar of Lebanon to the hyssop on the wall, find
themselves a tongue to tell thee of their several virtues, yet hast thou not heard
the voice of these chess men. See now and behold if thy servant should move
yonder foot soldier on to the next square, where would my lord the King be
then?”
And Solomon looked at the tables, and behold if his adversary should play
his foot soldier on to the next square the King was checkmated without redress.
And when he understood that his name was known of Jareb and that he was
defeated, a mighty wrath gat hold upon King Solomon, and the world was
straitened upon him. And the blackness of the tempest was in his forehead, and
his voice was as the thunder in the hills. And he drew his sword and smote off
the head of Jareb as he stood.
Then said he to Zabud, “Cast me this dog’s carrion into the ditch without the
city, that the fowls of uncleanness may feast themselves therewithal.”
But behold there was no dead body, neither any blood; and Zabud said,
“May God, to whom be glory, preserve my lord the King. Verily this man was a
sorcerer.”
“Nay,” said King Solomon, “he was no sorcerer, for always the jewel of my
girdle warneth me so often as one who useth witchcraft cometh into my
presence; yet as at this time it spake not. But said he not that he was bound unto
the house of Jehoshaphat, our remembrancer? Haste thee thither and bring
tidings whether thou hear of him.”
So Zabud went to the house of Jehoshaphat, and asked at the gate whether
such an one had been there. And the master of the gate made answer and said,
“O my lord, of a truth such an one hath been here but even now, and he went in
unto my lord, and even as he bowed his head to salute him my lord groaned
thrice and gave up the ghost.”
So Zabud returned to King Solomon and told him all the tidings. And King
Solomon rent his garments for the death of Jehoshaphat and said, “See now, this
dog hath told me I know less than naught, yet knew he less than naught himself,
otherwise would he never have thought to bear a message to a dead man. May
God not have mercy on his soul.”
Now, it was about a seven years’ space, and King Solomon again disguised
his countenance and went forth with his chief vizier to seek one to play at chess
with the King. And as they walked along the covered way of the Thousand
Fountains that leadeth to the House of Lebanon, at the corner of the street called
Yellow there met them a damsel, as it were a moon, and her countenance was as
a treasure house of the beauty of the elements. Her hair was golden as the flames
in the circle of fire that is the uttermost girdle of the world; her eyebrows were as
rainbows and her eyes as the stars of the air; her nose and cheeks were as flowers
of the earth, white and red as roses in the rose gardens of Sharon, and the mole
thereon of the color of the soil of Eden; her lips were as the coral of the Seven
Seas, and her teeth as pearls of the waters of El Kerker; her garments were as the
Milky Way for the glitter of jewels, and as the nest of the Phœnix for sweet smell
of musk and myrrh and frankincense; and the swaying of her body as she walked
was as the bending of the willow withes on the banks of Jordan when the wind
of sundown reveals the inward whiteness of their leaves.
And King Solomon’s eyes waxed swollen for gladness to look upon her, and
he said, “Peace be unto thee, O daughter of mine uncle.” And she answered,
“Peace be unto thee, O my lord, and the mercy of the One Merciful.”
And Solomon said, “O, damsel, who art thou and whither goest thou?” And
she said, “Thy servant is a slave girl of the household of Ahimaaz, to whom thy
lord and mine, King Solomon, on whom be peace, hath given his daughter
Basmath in marriage; and even now am I bound to the house of Ben Abinadab,
to whom our lord King Solomon hath given his daughter Taphath in marriage,
for there is a feast there toward this night, and thy slave hath been sent for to
sing. And men call me Admatha, the daughter of Adaiah.”
And the King said, “What songs canst thou sing?” And she said, “O my
lord, thy slave girl hath but little skill, and her voice to the many soundeth harsh
and untuneable; yet the lover, when he swooneth in the extremity of his passion,
is fain to hearken unto me, and my song is blessed of the wise man to whom the
vanity of all things hath been revealed.”
And Solomon said, “O Admatha, it is not yet the hour of the feast; come
with us awhile to our lodging that we have prepared, and let us pass the time
with wine and music until it behoveth thee to depart.” And she answered, “Peace
be upon ye; I will well.” So they came into the lodging, and Zabud let call for
wine and they made merry.
Then King Solomon said, “Let bring tables, that thou and I may play a bout
at the chess, and then shalt thou sing us a song to the lover in the torment of his
passion.”
But Admatha said, “O my Lord, as for playing at the chess at this time, I
pray thee hold thy slave excused.”
“Wherefore so?” exclaimed King Solomon; “for my heart is set to play with
thee at the chess.”
Then said Admatha, “O my lord, the One Merciful, to whom be all glory,
hath laid a burden on thy slave, forasmuch as she may in no wise lose a game at
the chess, strive she never so sore; and if she play with thee and win her game,
thou wilt haply be an-angered with her, and she should seem ungrateful to thee
for this grace that thou hast shown her.”
And Solomon said within himself, “I have held converse with this damsel
aforetime, for of a surety I do remember this word she hath spoken that none
may have the upper hand of her at the chess.” And he looked upon her straitly
for a long time, yet could he call nothing to mind as of her face or favor. And he
said within himself, “Behold, that which is, that which hath been, and that which
shall be, shall be even as that which is. Belike it was one of them I have defeated
of old who boasted himself thus.”
But he spake with his lips and said, “O Admatha, even to lose a game at thy
hands were sweeter than to overcome the King of Damascus, and, behold, I give
thee this cloak in earnest of thy victory.”
Then Zabud let call for tables, and Solomon the King played at the chess
with Admatha the slave girl; and Solomon’s men were of the white and
Admatha’s men of the black. And Admatha played without thought, as one that
could but little of the chess, so that in a brief space King Solomon had taken
prisoner both her elephants and a knight of the right hand and a camel of the left,
besides four of her foot soldiers, while Admatha had taken but one foot soldier
of King Solomon. And Solomon said within himself, “What glory is it unto me
to win at the chess of this music girl? Shall I lift a cimeter of the steel of Cathay
to crop a flower of the balsam? I will contrive a combination and make an end of
her.” So he made a combination and took her captain.
Then Admatha rose up and made as though she would go. But Solomon
said, “Whither away, O Admatha? for the game is not yet played out.”
Then Admatha turned about and said, “O my lord King Solomon, when it
listeth thee to sit on thy carpet the winds become thy chariot, and all the beasts
of the field fare under thee to subdue thine enemies; and the fowls of the air fly
overhead to shield thee from the sun; yet these chess men, that are but of ebony
wood and the tusk of behemoth, refuse to obey thee. See now and behold; if thy
slave should move yonder foot soldier on to the next square, where would my
lord the King be then? As for playing at chess, thy slave girl knoweth naught, yet
knoweth she more withal than my lord King Solomon.”
 And when Solomon looked at the tables, behold if his adversary should
move the foot soldier on to the next square the King was checkmated without
redress.
And when he understood that he was known of Admatha and that he was
defeated, a mighty wrath gat hold upon King Solomon, and the world was
straitened upon him; the vein of fury stood out between his eyebrows, and the
fire flashed from his eyes as the blaze leaps from a burning mountain, and the
darkness which gathered on his brow was as the smoke thereof, and his words
rolled forth even as the molten stone from the mouth of the caldrons of Eblis in
the hills of Sikkel. And he drew his sword and smote off the head of Admatha as
she stood.
And he cried aloud to Zabud, “Cast me this swine’s carcas into the ditch
without the city, that the fowls of uncleanness may feast themselves
therewithal.”
But, behold, there was no dead body, neither was there any blood; and
Zabud said, “God preserve my lord the King! this damsel was a sorceress.”
“Nay,” said King Solomon, “for my ring spake no word of warning. But said
she not that she was bound to the feast at the house of Ben Abinadab? Now,
therefore, go straightway thither and bring me tidings.”
And as Zabud went toward the house he met a great company of men and
women weeping and wailing and rending their garments; and when they saw
Zabud they cried: “O my lord, mayst thou survive my lord Ben Abinadab! for,
behold, as we all were feasting and making merry a certain slave girl came into
the company whom my lord bade sing to her lute. And when she had tuned her
lute she began to sing, and before ever she had sung two words my lord turned
his face to the wall and died. Now, therefore, bear the tidings to King Solomon
with haste, for our lady Taphath, the widow of Ben Abinadab, is a daughter of
my lord the King.”
Then Solomon was sore troubled, and rent his garments and cast ashes upon
his head, and the days were darkened upon him. And he said: “Who is this slave
girl? for of a surety I do remember all these things of aforetime.” Howbeit he
remembered not Jareb ben Othniel, and he said: “I am as one that resteth on his
oar when the image of his oar is bent awry by reason of the water that is over it,
so that he seeth not aright that which he seemeth to see. O! the waters! the
waters! They have covered the whole world, so that no man seeth truly the
things that have been for the waters that are above them.”
 And about a space of one-and-twenty years, yet once more King Solomon
and his chief vizier disguised themselves and went forth into the city, if haply
they might find one to play at the chess with the King. And as they came nigh
unto the Water Gate of the Temple, behold there stood at the bottom of the steps
an old man, as it were a sheikh of the Sons of the Desert, and his hair was white
as the water courses of the hills in winter, and his beard flowed down to his
knees, as it were icicles of stone in the caverns of Hermon, and his eyebrows
were as the snow on the branches of the cedars of the forest, and his eyes as the
torches of them that seek for Thammuz on Lebanon.
And Solomon said unto him, “Peace be unto thee, O mine uncle.” And the
old man answered, “Peace be unto thee and mercy from the One Merciful.” And
Solomon said, “By what name shall I speak to my father’s brother, and
whitherward shall we bear him company?”
And the old man said, “I am Habakkuk ben Methusael, the chief of the
Benou Methusael, children of the Great Desert, and I have come hither to
Jerusalem that I may play a game at the chess with my lord King Solomon.”
And Solomon said, “O Habakkuk, is there any of the Sons of the Desert who
is the equal of my lord King Solomon?”
And Habakkuk said, “Nay, my son, there is none among the Kings of the
earth who may be compared with my lord King Solomon in riches, or in majesty,
or in wisdom; yet haply in this matter of playing at the chess, the Lord, to whom
be all the glory, hath been minded not to lay up the whole of his treasure in a
single treasure house; for thy servant hath played with men of understanding as
well as with others these two hundred years and more, yet hath he never lost a
game to any of the children of men.”
And Solomon said within himself, “Now will I win a game of this patriarch
of the Desert, and afterward we will bring him to the palace, and when he seeth
that it was none other than King Solomon himself who hath defeated him his
shame shall be the less.”
So he spake to the old man and said, “Behold, as at this time my lord King
Solomon hath gone to sup with the daughter of Pharoah, in the House of
Lebanon, and of a surety he will not return till after midnight, for thy servants
but even now met the bearers returning with his litter. Wherefore do thou come
with us to our lodging, and if it irk thee not, win a game at the chess of thy
servant.”
And Habakkuk said, “I will well.”
 So they came into the lodging, and Zabud let call for wine and they made
merry; howbeit Habakkuk excused himself as for drinking of the wine for that he
was of kindred with Hammath of the tribe of Rechab.
And Zabud let call for tables, and Solomon the King played at the chess
with Habakkuk the Son of the Desert, and Solomon’s men were of the white and
Habakkuk’s of the black. And Habakkuk played without thought as one that
could but little of the chess, so that in a brief space King Solomon had taken
prisoner both his elephants and a knight of the right hand and a camel of the left,
besides four of his foot soldiers, while Habakkuk had taken but one foot soldier
of King Solomon. And Solomon said within himself, “What glory is it to win at
the chess of a dog of the desert such as this? Doth the lightning make boast of
slaying the frog that croaketh in the marsh? I will contrive a combination and
make an end of him.” So he made a combination and took his captain.
Then Habakkuk laid hold on one of his ebony foot soldiers, and said: “O,
my lord King Solomon, the One Merciful hath given thee dominion over all
ghouls and afrits and jina and marids of the jinn, them that inhabit the houses of
the fire and them that walk on the earth or creep within its bowels, them that
dwell within the deep waters and them that fly upon the wings of the air; yea, all
them that durst disobey thy behests, hast thou imprisoned against the Day of
Judgment in vessels of copper, sealed in lead with thine own seal, and hast cast
them into the sea of El Kerker. Yet hath not the One Merciful, to whom be glory,
given thee lordship over these bits of ebony and ivory that they should do thy
will; for lo, when I shall set down this foot soldier on yonder next square, where
will my lord the King be then?”
And Solomon looked at the tables, and behold when his adversary should set
down the foot soldier he was checkmated without redress. And when he
understood that he was known of the Son of the Desert and had been defeated by
him, a mighty wrath gat hold upon King Solomon and the world was straitened
upon him; and his forehead waxed dark as the Night of Retribution, and his eyes
flashed thereunder as it were the burning of the two Cities of the Plain, and his
voice was as the roaring of the fire wherewith they were consumed. And he leapt
to his feet and would have drawn his sword to smite off the head of Habakkuk.
But Habakkuk abode still and lifted up the ebony foot soldier in his right hand,
and the King was as one striken with a sudden palsy; and there came upon him a
great whiteness and trembling, and his tongue clave to the roof of his mouth, and
the sword dropped from his right hand.
And Habakkuk said unto him, “O my lord King Solomon, where is the
wisdom wherewith the One Merciful hath gifted thee beyond all others of the
sons of men? Behold now these three times hast thou gone about to slay the
servant of the living God. How is it that thou hast not known me?”
And as Solomon looked straitly at Habakkuk the snow of his hair and his
beard was melted away, and the manner of his garments were changed, and even
while Solomon was yet marveling at the change, behold it was the slave girl,
Admatha, who held up the ebony foot soldier against the King.
And the waters of forgetfulness were rolled back from the King’s memory,
and he said: “Verily I should have remembered and repented, for lo this game is
the very game, move for move, that I played with thee, O, Admatha, what time
thou wert sent for to sing in the house of Ben Abinadab my son.”
And Admatha said, “O my lord King Solomon, of a truth this is even so, but
where is the wisdom wherewith the One Merciful hath gifted thee beyond all
others of the children of men? How is it thou hast not known me?”
And as Solomon looked straitly at Admatha her countenance and the manner
of her garments were changed, and even while the King was yet marveling at the
change behold it was Jareb ben Othniel who held up the ebony foot soldier
against the King.
And the things which had been were lifted above the waters of forgetfulness,
and Solomon saw them even as they were. And he said, “Verily I should have
remembered and repented, for lo these two games are the very same, move for
move, and combination for combination, with the game I played aforetime with
thee, O Jareb ben Othniel, when thou didst bear a message to Jehoshaphat my
remembrancer.”
And Jareb said, “Oh, my lord King Solomon, of a truth this is even so, but
where is the wisdom wherewith the One Merciful hath gifted thee above all thy
fellows? How is it that thou hast not known me?”
And as Solomon looked straitly at Jareb his countenance and the manner of
his garments were changed, and even while the King was yet marveling at the
change a glory as of the unspoken Name lighted his face, and his hair was as the
rays of the sun at noonday, and his raiment was as a flame of fire, and from his
shoulders came forth wings, whereof every feather was as a rainbow after the
storm.
And the Angel said, “O, King Solomon, where is the wisdom wherewith the
One Merciful hath gifted thee above thy brethern? Even yet hast thou not known
me.” And the Angel still held up the ebony foot soldier against the King.
And Solomon said, “Verily long since should I have known thee and
repented, O Azrael, angel of death, for none save the brother of the Four who
uphold the throne of God, to whom be glory, could have played this game at the
chess that thou hast played against me, lo these three times.”
And Azrael said, “Oh King Solomon, may the One Merciful have much
mercy upon thee, for thou needest much!”
And he set down the ebony foot soldier.
And King Solomon was dead.
 ETCHINGS: GO LEAD THE HORSE IN!
(From the Silician Folk Lore Dialect: E. C.: For Short Stories.)

Once upon a time there was a carter; he married, and took to wife a pretty
girl. The wedding over, and the newly married pair alone, the carter turned and
said to the bride:
“See, Rusidda (says he) now we are husband and wife. What happiness!
Now I will buy me a horse, I will make me a cart, and so I will go with loads and
we shall get bread. But there is this about it: When I come home, I will not work
any more. Then, see, my little Rusidda, from now henceforth when I come
home, you take the horse, unharness him from the cart, lead him in and water
him; in short, care for him, for I am tired.” The girl began to shrug her shoulders
and says, “I won’t do it!” “What do you mean? Then who is to lead the horse in,
I?” “I don’t know how to do such things.” “Well,” says the young man, “I will
teach you.” “No, I am not used to such things. At my home I was not taught in
that way.” “Well, I will teach you now, little by little.” “No, I won’t lead the
horse in!” “But what is to be done if you must lead him in?” “And I won’t lead
him and I won’t lead him in!” “And I tell you, either you will lead him or you
will come out badly.” “No, no; neither now or ever!” At this the young man
arose in a rage, and unbuckled his leather belt. “Now I tell you either you lead
the horse in, or I will set on you with my hands.... Go lead the horse in!” “No, I
will not lead him in!”—“Ah, what is that?... Go lead the horse in” ... and he took
her with a great blow of the strap on her shoulders. What would you expect of
the girl? She began to scream like one burnt. “Alas, I’m dying ... I won’t lead the
horse in! I won’t lead him in!” “Go, lead the horse in, I told you!...” and here
blows with the strap that took off the skin. And “Go, lead the horse in,” and “I
won’t lead him in!” The neighbors came running. “Children, children, what is it?
You are just married and begin the quarrels! What is it? About the horse? Come
off, we will lead him in.... Where is the horse?” “But,” says the young man, “It
was talk ... we have yet to buy the horse.” “An apoplexy take you! For a talk,
you make all this disturbance!” And the whole village fell upon them.
 TWO AFTERNOONS
(Buckey O’Neill: San Francisco Chronicle.)

A hot day. The sun directly overhead, glowing with a fire that made the air
in the shadeless canyon quiver as if heated in an oven. Not a tree in sight, not a
bush—everything brown and barren. Everywhere boulders of lava immense in
size and sometimes split in twain, as if in rapid cooling from the intense heat
which gave them birth. Here and there between the gray-green of the giant cacti,
raising their thorny forms fifty and sixty feet in the air, assuming with their
strangely formed limbs the shapes of immense crosses or trunks of trees from
which all leaves and smaller branches have been torn. Between the black and
brown of the sunburnt lava an occasional tuft of tall, almost colorless grass. Over
all a stillness that to one unaccustomed to the land would seem strange and
oppressive. Not a bird to break it with its song. Even the lizards sought out what
shade they could, making with their green, red and variegated coats, almost the
only dash of color to relieve the monotony of the all-prevailing brown and black
lava that each moment grew more oppressive to look at under the glow of the
fierce heat.
Save these not a living thing was in sight except where off to the west a
buzzard floated high in the air, and two men, with a burro lazily following,
passing down the canyon.
Prospectors and their outfit.
Opened shirts, showing red, hairy breasts, while their loosely buckled belts,
heavy with long, bright cartridges, whose tarnished surfaces, made doubly bright
from the rays of the hot sun, seemed strangely out of place in such quietude.
Neither spoke. Each walked along as if alone, looking for the “float” that
might indicate the presence of some mineral ledge higher up, more from habit
than from hope, as the “formation” gave but little indication of treasure.
How hot the sun. The burro, patient-eyed, forgot his old trick of nipping the
tops of the long gaete grass, and contented himself with keeping closely in the
trail of the two men, whose worldly possessions of blankets, cooking utensils
and tools, capped with an enormous canteen of water, he so patiently bore. Not a
breath of air stirring. Only the quivering heat that made the eyes burn and ache.
The men shifted their rifles constantly from one hand to another, as if to avoid
getting blisters from the places where they touched the highly heated metallic
parts of their guns.
Crack! crack! crack!
Not fifty yards ahead from behind a dozen boulders leap out as many jets of
fire, while the snowy white puffs of smoke float up a few feet and disappear in
the quivering air.
One of the men stops for an almost imperceptible instant, as if to brace
himself. His hands rise to the level of his chest as if to bring his rifle to his
shoulder and then—down he falls headlong to the ground in a limp mass. Dead!
Shot through the head. Not a quiver; not a motion; without a sound, were it not
for that made by his falling rifle.
As he falls his companion staggers back a pace or two, catches himself, and
then, half crouching, half falling, drops behind one of the many boulders. “Hit!”
he thinks to himself, “but, thank God! not fatally; only a scratch.” Life seems a
new thing; to live, a new joy.
Only a scratch. “Where?” He hardly has time to think as he places his gun
across the boulder and fires at a figure, naked, dark, clothed only in a breech
clout and with a red scarf wound around the head. He notes almost
unconsciously how pronounced its color is against the dark face and darker hair
of its wearer. “A miss!” he mentally remarks, as the figure disappears. “But
better luck next time,” he thinks, as he pushes down the lever of his gun and
throws out the empty shell, replacing it with a cartridge. “Short range;” he
should have hit. It can’t be that he was losing his old cunning; that his aim was
bad. “No;” he fired in haste and was “rattled.” “Another shot and he will show
them” are the thoughts that flash through his mind as he peers cautiously ahead
to discover his enemies.
None in sight.
For the first time he feels pain. Half numbness, half fire; how it tears as he
raises his shirt and looks at a little blue hole hardly larger than a pea near the
right side in the short ribs. “Only a scratch or it would bleed worse. Did it go
through?” he asks himself, as he passes his hand up his back to find if there be
an orifice of exit. “No.” “That is bad, for there is no surgeon to be had to cut the
missile out. Pshaw, what matters it? Other men have lived with bullets in them—
why could not he? Night would soon come and then with darkness he would go.
He was not losing blood sufficient to weaken him much, and by morning he
would be far away. After all, it would only be a close call, something to tell
about. But poor Tom! he was gone,” and as he looked at the lifeless form of his
partner he could hardly keep back the tears.
Crack! crack! go a couple of shots off to his left, and he sees the dust flying
up from near his feet. He tries to draw his limbs up to get them in a safer
position. Tries again, and the cold sweat breaks from him. He cannot move
them!
They are dead—paralyzed!
Something like a sob breaks from him. It is all over. In the first flush of
possible escape he had not thought of the spine being injured. He knew it now.
The game was played. A few hours longer at the best. To-morrow and the next
day, and the days and the years to come would find him there. The end was only
a question of a short time. Yet he had only thought it a scratch.
With his arms he drags himself into a safer position. This done, he
unbuckles his belt, and as he lays it before him to have it handier he thinks of the
time away back on the Platte when he had first put one on. How proud he then
felt, as a stripling boy, of the outfit. How bright the future had looked, and now it
was all to end. After all, life with him had been a hard one. It had brought to him
few of the treasures for which he had longed. For an instant he thought “why not
take the sixshooter and end it all?”
“Suicide?”
“No,” he would die fighting.
He would take some of them with him. Yet, why kill at all. They were but
savages—Apaches. Their deaths would mean nothing, would gain nothing.
Better to kill himself and keep from them the satisfaction of doing it. No; relief
might come. Some of the many scouting parties of cavalry always in the field,
or, perhaps, a party of prospectors might hear the firing, and then with a good
doctor all would yet be well. He could find one at any of the military posts.
All these thoughts and a thousand others crowded through his brain while he
was placing himself in a better position for defense. Cautiously raising himself
he glanced over the boulder in the direction from whence the last shots came.
Crack! crack! crack! the bullets whiz surlily around him.
 Bang! bang! bang! goes the rifle.
A new feeling takes possession of him. His nerves tighten like steel, and he
pumps empty shells out of the rifle’s chamber and cartridges in with a fierce
speed. Kill! kill! let him take one of those howling murderers with him, and he
doesn’t care how soon after death comes. But what is the matter with his aim?
He has not yet killed one, not even wounded one that he knows of. He refills the
magazine of his rifle in nervous, feverish haste, and then peeps through the
crevices of the boulders to see if there is an enemy in sight. None. They are
there, though. They are waiting and he is dying. How hot it is! He is burning up
with thirst and heat. How “it” hurts. He has got so that he thinks of his wound
only as “it,” as if it were some terrible monster that he could not escape. The
blood—small as the quantity—that flows from his wound has formed a pool,
clotted and coagulated. It adds to his discomfort by its stickiness. He thinks, how
strange that one’s own blood should annoy one so, and then wonders where so
many flies could have come from, as he raises a swarm by the movement of his
body. He looks across to where the burro has fallen with the canteen and sees
that the vessel has been jammed by coming in contact with the boulder, and that
the precious fluid has nearly all run out. How much he would give to have what
little water remains! He feels almost tempted to try to reach it, but no; that would
mean throwing his life away without a chance for revenge. Revenge. He will
have it. Thirst is nothing; death is nothing now if he can only kill, kill!
If he could only kill them all, how happy he would die!
He looks over the boulder. Nothing in sight but boulders, lava, cacti, sand
and gaete grass. “They are there, though.” He almost laughs in sarcasm as he
catches himself scanning the horizon to see if any relief were in sight. Relief?
For days he and the man that laid dead there had traveled without finding a trail
made by a shod horse—without finding a trail of any kind. How childish to
expect any help. Better brace up and die like a man.
He looked at the body of the dead man. How hideous the face looked with
its swollen lips, open mouth, staring eyes. How black it had grown. What a vast
quantity of blood had come from the wound in the head. His eye catches a
movement in the tuft of grass to his left. Bang! bang! goes his rifle. “Nothing
there,” he thinks, as he crouches closer to the ground to escape the shots that
come in return.
So the hours go, but he hardly marks their flight. The sun is getting lower in
the west, and the white heat of day gives way to the yellowish-purple haze that
in Apache land is always the forerunner of night. How when he was first hit he
had longed for night; how little he cared for it now. He could feel himself
growing weaker. His Winchester was heavier than any he had ever before lifted.
Even “it,” that terrible thing that chained him there, pained him less, but the
thirst grew horrible. Anyhow night would give him a chance to reach the
canteen. At times he felt almost drowsy, but fought off the feeling. He was
merely waiting for the end. He thought it strange that he could face it so
complacently. He hardly cared now how soon it came. Would he shoot all his
cartridges away before it reached him? He would not waste them though. If he
could only reach Tom’s gun and revolver and destroy them it would make those
that killed him angry. It was for these things, worth perhaps $50, that he and
Tom had been murdered. He was beginning to think of himself as already dead.
At least how easy to ruin Tom’s rifle. It was only two or three paces away. He
took his revolver and fired at it, aiming to hit it just in front and below the
hammer, its most vulnerable part. Instead, the bullet hits the ground and
ricocheting enters the breast of the dead man. He shudders as the body stirs from
the force of the shot, although he knows that life has been gone for hours.
Everything is plain to him now why his other shots had not taken effect. He was
unnerved. How could a man with a hole through his body hope to hit anything.
He had heard of men shot through the heart killing their assailants, and had often
wondered if he could do it. Could Tom have done it? How far off and yet how
short seemed the years that he and Tom had been together. How little there had
been in them that seemed worth now recalling. Crack! a single shot off to the
right, and he fires where he sees the smoke curling upward. Fires again. Nothing.
He counts his cartridges and is astonished that he has fired so many. He must
have lost some. No, there are the empty shells.
Another shot off to the right. One to the front. He fires at both. He feels that
he is growing nervous, and brings all his remaining powers into play to secure
better control of himself. He will put away the idea of death, of his wound, of
everything but revenge. Only one and he will be satisfied, and for the first time
in years he prays, prays without words though, that he may kill but one.
The sun is sinking lower, it has almost reached the far off western mountain
tops. It would soon be night, and then what would “they” do? Steal up under
cover of the darkness and shoot him from behind some boulder before he would
be aware of it. He would keep a close lookout, and perhaps he might after all
“get” one of them.
Crack! crack! to the right and left, and he glances in both directions, firing at
each; and then right over him takes place a terrible explosion, and he feels as if
something heavy and blunt had struck him in the back. He half raises himself,
just enough to turn his face upward. Another explosion, another heavy, blunt
blow, and through the smoke from a revolver he sees a dark young face, with
black, glittering eyes, white teeth, across which the lips are tightly drawn. The
face and the form of one almost a boy, and then he falls back while a dark hand
and arm snatches his gun from his half-clinging clasp. He hears wild shouting
and through his glazing eyes sees dark forms scrambling for his arms, for Tom’s.
They are even quarreling in their eagerness to tear the pack from the dead burro,
and then instinctively he sees one raise something in the air ... and when it falls
there is no longer anything human in the face or the head of the man who has
spent the afternoon in fight. Nothing but a bloody pulp of skull, hair, brains,
broken teeth, crushed into a misshapen mass by the boulder cast upon it by an
Apache.

* * * * *
Another afternoon, years after, a tall sergeant and his detail of cavalry
escorting through the canyon a party locating a road, looks down on the
whitened bones of two men and a burro scattered by coyotes and bleached by the
winds and rains, and as he, with the toe of his boot, pushes to one side the ribs of
one of the skeletons, his eyes mark the many empty cartridge shells. He looks up
and sees that his comrades have already noted them, while some one remarks:
“By——, he stayed with them while he lasted.”
 FOLLOWING THE SEA
(Ambrose Bierce: Collected Sketches.)

At the time of “the great earthquake of ’68,” said Mr. Swiddler—William

Swiddler; of Calaveras—I was at Arica, Peru. I have not a map by me, and am
not certain that Arica is not in Chili, but it can’t make much difference; there was
earthquake all along there.
Sam Baxter was with us; I think he had gone from San Francisco to make a
railway, or something. On the morning of the ’quake, Sam and I had gone down
to the beach to bathe. We had shed our boots, and begun to moult, when there
was a slight tremor of the earth, as if the elephant who supports it was pushing
upward, or lying down and getting up again. Next, the surges, which were
flattening themselves upon the sand and dragging away such small trifles as they
could lay hold of, began racing out seaward, as if they had received a dispatch
that somebody was not expected to live. This was needless, for we did not expect
to live.
When the sea had receded entirely out of sight, we started after it; for, it will
be remembered, we had come to bathe; and bathing without some kind of water
is not refreshing in a hot climate.
For the first four or five miles the walking was very difficult, although the
grade was tolerably steep. The ground was soft, there were tangled forests of
sea-weed, old rotten ships, rusty anchors, human skeletons, and a multitude of
things to impede the pedestrian. The floundering sharks bit our legs as we toiled
past them, and we were constantly slipping down upon the flat fish strewn about
like orange peel on a sidewalk. Sam, too, had stuffed his shirt front with such a
weight of doubloons from the wreck of an old galleon, that I had to help him
across all the worst places. It was very dispiriting.
Presently, away on the western horizon, I saw the sea coming back. It
occurred to me then that I did not wish it to come back. A tidal wave is nearly
always wet, and I was now a good way from home, with no means of making a
fire.
 The same was true of Sam, but he did not appear to think of it in that way.
He stood quite still a moment with his eyes fixed on the advancing line of water;
then turned to me, saying, very earnestly:
“Tell you what, William; I never wanted a ship so bad from the cradle to the
grave! I would give m-o-r-e for a ship!—More than for all the railways and
turnpikes you could scare up! I’d give more than a hundred, thousand, million
dollars! I would—I’d give all I’m worth, for—just—one—little—ship!”
To show how lightly he could part with his wealth, he lifted his shirt out of
his trousers, unbosoming himself of his doubloons, which tumbled about his
feet, a golden storm.
By this time the tidal wave was close upon us. Call that a wave! It was one
solid green wall of water, higher than Niagara Falls, stretching as far as we could
see to right and left, without a break in its towering front! It was by no means
clear what we ought to do. The moving wall showed no projections by means of
which the most daring climber could hope to reach the top. There was no ivy;
there were no window-ledges. Stay!—there was the lightning rod! No, there
wasn’t any lightning rod. Of course, not!
Looking despairingly upward, I made a tolerably good beginning at thinking
of all the mean actions I had wrought in the flesh, when I saw projecting beyond
the crest of the wave a ship’s bowsprit, with a man sitting on it reading a
newspaper! Thank fortune, we were saved!
Falling upon our knees with tearful gratitude, we got up again and ran—ran
as fast as we could, I suspect; for now the whole fore-part of the ship budged
through the water just above our heads, and might lose its balance any moment.
If we had only brought along our umbrellas!
I shouted to the man on the bowsprit to drop us a line. He merely replied
that his correspondence was already very onerous, and he hadn’t any pen and
ink.
Then I told him I wanted to get aboard. He said I would find one on the
beach, about three leagues to the south’ard, where the “Nancy Tucker” went
ashore.
At these replies I was disheartened. It was not so much that the man
withheld assistance, as that he made puns. Presently, however, he folded his
newspaper, put it carefully away in his pocket, went and got a line, and let it
down to us just as we were about to give up the race. Sam made a lunge at it, and
got it. I laid hold of his legs, the end of the rope was passed about the capstan,
and as soon as the men on board had had a little grog, we were hauled up. I can
assure you that it was no fine experience to go up in that way, close to the
smooth, vertical front of water, with the whales tumbling out all round and above
us, and the sword-fishes nosing us pointedly with vulgar curiosity.
We had no sooner set foot on deck, and got Sam disengaged from the hook,
than the purser stepped up with book and pencil—“Tickets, gentlemen.”
We told him we hadn’t any tickets, and he ordered us to be set ashore in a
boat. It was represented to him that this was quite impossible under the
circumstances; but he replied that he had nothing to do with circumstances—did
not know anything about circumstances. Nothing would move him till the
captain, who was really a kind-hearted man, came on deck and knocked him
overboard. We were now stripped of our clothing, chafed all over with stiff
brushes, rolled on our stomachs, wrapped in flannels, laid before a hot stove in
the saloon, and strangled with scalding brandy. We had not been wet, nor had we
swallowed any sea-water, but the surgeon said this was the proper treatment. It is
uncertain what he might have done to us if the tender-hearted captain had not
thrashed him into his cabin, and told us to go on deck.
By this time the ship was passing the town of Arica, and we were about to
go astern and fish a little, when she grounded on a hill-top. The captain hove out
all the anchors he had about him; and when the water went swirling back to its
legal level, taking the town along for company, there we were, in the midst of a
charming agricultural country, but at some distance from any seaport.
At sunrise next morning we were all on deck. Sam sauntered aft to the
binnacle, cast his eye carelessly upon the compass, and uttered an ejaculation of
astonishment.
“Tell you, captain,” he called out, “this has been a direr convulsion of nature
than you have any idea. Everythin’s been screwed right round. Needle points due
south!”
“Why, you lubber!” growled the skipper, taking a look, “it p’ints d’rectly to
labbard, an’ there’s the sun, dead ahead!”
Sam turned and confronted him, with a steady gaze of ineffable contempt.
“Now, who said it wasn’t dead ahead?—tell me that. Shows how much you
know about earthquakes. ’Course, I didn’t mean just this continent, nor just this
earth: I tell you, the whole thing’s turned!”
 ETCHINGS: JEANNETTE
(French of George Le Faure: I. S: For Short Stories.)

Every day there came down to the long stone wharf a smiling fair-haired girl
of seven, followed by an old, old man.
The child carried a spy-glass, hugging it in her arms as if it were a doll, and
she skipped along gaily till she reached the end of the pier. Then she handed the
long glass to her companion, and resting her chubby little hands on the cold
stone coping, looked wistfully out to sea.
With the soft breeze blowing her hair about her shoulders, and her eyes
fixed searchingly on the horizon she stood perfectly silent until a tiny white
speck appeared in the far distance where sea and sky seemed to mingle.
“A sail, a sail!” she cried, and the old man sat down and laid the spy-glass
upon his arm.
Breathless and eager, the child grasped the brass tube with both hands and
peered through it without speaking. After a few minutes, however, she said with
a sigh of disappointment: “Not yet, grandpa,” and returning patiently to her post
resumed the watch until another sail appeared.
This was kept up hour after hour, and when the sun, a golden ball, had
slipped behind the rising billows, and a soft mist rose from the sea, the child
turned round, her little face saddened, and walked away slowly at the old man’s
side.
One day I spoke to an old sailor and asked about the child.
“That is Jeannette,” he said, taking his short clay pipe out of his mouth, “her
father was killed eighteen months ago; the mast of his boat fell on him, and since
the day his body was carried home, she has never been the same. She does not
think that he is dead, and every afternoon her grandfather has to bring her down
here to watch for him.”
He tapped his head expressively, and, as a merry laugh sounded, a smile of
tenderness softened his rugged features.
I looked up and saw Jeannette coming as usual, carrying the telescope, and
skipping gleefully before the old man.
“How sad, how sad!” I murmured with a sigh, but the old sailor shook his
head; putting his pipe into his mouth hastily he puffed out a cloud of smoke to
hide the tears that had gathered in his eyes, and answered softly—“God is good.
She will never know, and so she will never cease to hope.”
 IN THE HOUSE OF SUDDHOO
(Rudyard Kipling: Collected Sketches.)

A stone’s throw out on either hand

From that well-ordered road we tread,
And all the world is wild and strange;
Churel and ghoul and Djinn and sprite
Shall bear us company to-night,
Wherein the Powers of Darkness range,
—From the Dusk to the Dawn.

The house of Suddhoo, near the Taksali Gate, is two-storied, with four
carved windows of old, brown wood, and a flat roof. You may recognize it by
five red handprints arranged like the Five of Diamonds on the whitewash
between the upper windows. Bhagwan Dass, the bunnia, and a man who says he
gets his living by seal-cutting, live in the lower story with a troop of wives,
servants, friends, and retainers. The two upper rooms used to be occupied by
Janoo and Azizun and a little black-and-tan terrier that was stolen from an
Englishman’s house and given to Janoo by a soldier. To-day, only Janoo lives in
the upper rooms. Suddhoo sleeps on the roof generally, except when he sleeps in
the street. He used to go to Peshawar in the cold weather to visit his son, who
sells curiosities near the Edwards’ Gate, and then he slept under a real mud roof.
Suddhoo is a great friend of mine, because his cousin had a son who secured,
thanks to my recommendation, the post of head messenger to a big firm in the
Station. Suddhoo says that God will make me a Lieutenant-Governor one of
these days. I daresay his prophecy will come true. He is very, very old, with
white hair and no teeth worth showing, and he has outlived his wits—outlived
nearly everything except his fondness for his son at Peshawar. Janoo and Azizun
are Kashmiris, Ladies of the City, and theirs was an ancient and more or less
honorable profession; but Azizun has since married a medical student from the
Northwest and has settled down to a most respectable life somewhere near
Bareilly. Bhagwan Dass is an extortionate and an adulterator. He is very rich.
The man who is supposed to get his living by seal-cutting pretends to be very
poor. This lets you know as much as is necessary of the four principal tenants in
the house of Suddhoo. Then there is Me, of course; but I am only the chorus that
comes in at the end to explain things. So I do not count.
Suddhoo was not clever. The man who pretended to cut seals was the
cleverest of them all—Bhagwan Dass only knew how to lie—except Janoo. She
was also beautiful, but that was her own affair.
Suddhoo’s son at Peshawar was attacked by pleurisy, and old Suddhoo was
troubled. The seal-cutter man heard of Suddhoo’s anxiety and made capital out
of it. He was abreast of the times. He got a friend in Peshawar to telegraph daily
accounts of the son’s health. And here the story begins.
Suddhoo’s cousin’s son told me, one evening, that Suddhoo wanted to see
me; that he was too old and feeble to come personally, and that I should be
conferring an everlasting honor on the House of Suddhoo if I went to him. I
went; but I think, seeing how well-off Suddhoo was then, that he might have sent
something better than an ekka, which jolted fearfully, to haul out a future
Lieutenant-Governor to the City on a muggy April evening. The ekka did not run
quickly. It was full dark when we pulled up opposite the door of Ranjit Singh’s
Tomb near the main gate of the Fort. Here was Suddhoo and he said that, by
reason of my condescension, it was absolutely certain that I should become a
Lieutenant-Governor while my hair was yet black. Then we talked about the
weather, and the state of my health, for fifteen minutes, in the Huzuri Bagh,
under the stars.
Suddhoo came to the point at last. He said that Janoo had told him that there
was an order of the Sirkar against magic, because it was feared that magic might
one day kill the Empress of India. I didn’t know anything about the state of the
law; but I fancied that something interesting was going to happen. I said that so
far from magic being discouraged by the Government, it was highly
commended. The greatest officials of the State practised it themselves. (If the
Financial Statement isn’t magic, I don’t know what is.) Then, to encourage him
further, I said that, if there was any jadoo afoot, I had not the least objection to
giving it my countenance and sanction, and to seeing that it was clean jadoo—
white magic, as distinguished from the unclean jadoo which kills folk. It took a
long time before Suddhoo admitted that this was just what he had asked me to
come for. Then he told me, in jerks and quavers, that the man who said he cut
seals was a sorcerer of the cleanest kind; that every day he gave Suddhoo news
of the sick son in Peshawar more quickly than the lightning could fly, and that
this news was always corroborated by the letters. Further, that he had told
Suddhoo how a great danger was threatening his son, which could be removed
by clean jadoo; and, of course, heavy payment. I began to see exactly how the
land lay, and told Suddhoo that I also understood a little jadoo in the Western
line, and would go to his house to see that everything was done decently and in
order. We set off together; and on the way Suddhoo told me that he had paid the
seal-cutter between one hundred and two hundred rupees already; and the jadoo
of that night would cost two hundred more, which was cheap, he said,
considering the greatness of his son’s danger; but I do not think he meant it.
The lights were all cloaked in the front of the house when we arrived. I
could hear awful noises from behind the seal-cutter’s shop-front, as if some one
were groaning his soul out. Suddhoo shook all over, and while we groped our
way up stairs told me that the jadoo had begun. Janoo and Azizun met us at the
stair-head, and told us that the jadoo-work was coming off in their rooms,
because there was more space there. Janoo is a lady of a freethinking turn of
mind. She whispered that the jadoo was an invention to get money out of
Suddhoo, and that the seal-cutter would go to a hot place when he died. Suddhoo
was nearly crying with fear and old age. He kept walking up and down the room
in the half light, repeating his son’s name over and over again, and asking
Azizun if the seal-cutter ought not to make a reduction in the case of his own
landlord. Janoo pulled me over to the shadow in the recess of the bow-windows.
The boards were up, and the rooms were only lit by one tiny oil-lamp. There was
no chance of my being seen if I stayed still.
Presently, the groans below ceased, and we heard steps on the staircase. That
was the seal-cutter. He stopped outside the door as the terrier barked and Azizun
fumbled at the chain, and he told Suddhoo to blow out the lamp. This left the
place in jet darkness, except for the red glow from the two huqas that belonged
to Janoo and Azizun. The seal-cutter came in, and I heard Suddhoo throw
himself down on the floor and groan. Azizun caught her breath, and Janoo
backed on to one of the beds with a shudder. There was a clink of something
metallic, and then shot up a pale, blue-green flame near the ground. The light
was just enough to show Azizun, pressed against one corner of the room with the
terrier between her knees; Janoo, with her hands clasped, leaning forward as she
sat on the bed; Suddhoo, face down, quivering—and the seal-cutter?
I hope I may never see another man like that seal-cutter. He was stripped to
the waist, with a wreath of white jasmine as thick as my wrist around his
forehead, a salmon colored loin-cloth round his middle, and a steel bangle on
each ankle. This was not awe-inspiring. It was the face of the man that turned me
cold. It was blue-gray in the first place. In the second, the eyes were rolled back
till you could only see the whites of them; and, in the third, the face was the face
of a demon—a ghoul—anything you please except of the sleek, oily old ruffian
who sat in the day time over his turning lathe downstairs. He was lying on his
stomach with his arms turned and crossed behind him, as if he had been thrown
down pinioned. His head and neck were the only parts of him off the floor. They
were nearly at right angles to the body, like the head of a cobra at spring. It was
ghastly. In the center of the room, on the bare earth floor, stood a big, deep, brass
basin, with a pale blue-green light floating in the center like a night light. Round
that basin the man on the floor wriggled himself three times. How he did it I do
not know. I could see the muscles ripple along his spine and fall smooth again;
but I could not see any other motion. The head seemed the only thing alive about
him, except that slow curl and uncurl of the laboring back muscles. Janoo from
the bed was breathing seventy to the minute; Azizun held her hands before her
eyes; and old Suddhoo, fingering at the dirt that had got into his white beard,
was crying to himself. The horror of it was that the creeping, crawly thing made
no sound—only crawled; and, remember, this lasted for ten minutes, while the
terrier whined, and Azizun shuddered, and Janoo gasped, and Suddhoo cried.
I felt the hair lift at the back of my head, and my heart thump like a
thermantidote paddle. Luckily, the seal-cutter betrayed himself by his most
impressive trick and made me calm again. After he had finished that
unspeakable crawl, he stretched his head away from the floor as high as he
could, and sent out a jet of fire from his nostrils. Now I know how fire-spouting
is done—I can do it myself—so I felt at ease. The business was a fraud. If he had
only kept to that crawl without trying to raise the effect, goodness knows what I
might not have thought. Both the girls shrieked at the jet of fire and the head
dropped, chin down on the floor, with a thud; the whole body lying then like a
corpse with its arms trussed. There was a pause of five full minutes after this,
and the blue-green flame died down. Janoo stooped to settle one of her anklets,
while Azizun turned her face to the wall and took the terrier in her arms.
Suddhoo put out an arm mechanically to Janoo’s huqa, and she slid it across the
floor with her foot. Directly above the body and on the wall, were a couple of
flaming portraits, in stamped paper frames, of the Queen and the Prince of
Wales. They looked down on the performance, and, to my thinking, seemed to
heighten the grotesqueness of it all.
Just when the silence was getting unendurable, the body turned over and
rolled away from the basin to the side of the room, where it lay stomach up.
There was a faint “plop” from the basin—exactly like the noise a fish makes
when it takes a fly—and the green light in the center revived.
I looked at the basin, and saw, bobbing in the water the dried, shrivelled,
black head of a native baby—open eyes, open mouth and shaved scalp. It was
worse, being so very sudden, than the crawling exhibition. We had no time to say
anything before it began to speak.
Read Poe’s account of the voice that came from the mesmerized dying man,
and you will realize less than one-half the horror of that head’s voice.
There was an interval of a second or two between each word, and a sort of
“ring, ring, ring,” in the note of the voice like the timbre of a bell. It pealed
slowly, as if talking to itself, for several minutes before I got rid of my cold
sweat. Then the blessed solution struck me. I looked at the body lying near the
doorway, and saw, just where the hollow of the throat joins on the shoulders, a
muscle that had nothing to do with any man’s regular breathing, twitching away
steadily. The whole thing was a careful reproduction of the Egyptian teraphim
that one reads about sometimes; and the voice was as clever and as appalling a
piece of ventriloquism as one could wish to hear. All this time the head was “lip-
lip-lapping” against the side of the basin, and speaking. It told Suddhoo, on his
face again whining, of his son’s illness, and of the state of the illness up to the
evening of that very night. I always shall respect the seal-cutter for keeping so
faithfully to the time of the Peshawar telegrams. It went on to say that skilled
doctors were night and day watching over the man’s life, and that he would
eventually recover if the fee to the potent sorcerer, whose servant was the head
in the basin, was doubled.
Here the mistake from the artistic point of view came in. To ask for twice
your stipulated fee in a voice that Lazarus might have used when he rose from
the dead, is absurd. Janoo, who is really a woman of masculine intellect, saw this
as quickly as I did. I heard her say “Asli nahin! Fareib!” scornfully under her
breath; and just as she said so, the light in the basin died out, the head stopped
talking, and we heard the room door creak on its hinges. Then Janoo struck a
match, lit the lamp, and we saw that head, basin and seal-cutter were gone.
Suddhoo was wringing his hands and explaining to anyone who cared to listen,
that if his chances of eternal salvation depended on it, he could not raise another
200 rupees. Azizun was nearly in hysterics in the corner; while Janoo sat down
on one of the beds to discuss the probabilities of the whole thing being a bunao,
or “make-up.”
 I explained as much as I knew of the seal-cutter’s way of jadoo; but her
argument was much more simple: “The magic that is always demanding gifts is
no true magic,” said she. “My mother told me that the only potent love-spells are
those which are told you for love. This seal-cutter man is a liar and a devil. I
dare not tell, do anything or get anything done, because I am in debt to Bhagwan
Dass, the bunnia, for two gold rings and a heavy anklet. I must get my food from
his shop. The seal-cutter is the friend of Bhagwan Dass, and he would poison my
food. A fool’s jadoo has been going on for ten days, and has cost Suddhoo many
rupees each night. The seal-cutter used black hens and lemons and mantras
before. He never showed us anything like this till to-night. Azizun is a fool, and
will be a purdahnashin soon. Suddhoo has lost his strength and his wits. See
now! I had hoped to get from Suddhoo many rupees while he lived, and many
more after his death; and behold, he is spending everything on that offspring of a
devil and a she-ass, the seal-cutter!”
Here I said: “But what induced Suddhoo to drag me into the business? Of
course I can speak to the seal-cutter, and he shall refund. The whole thing is
child’s talk—shameful—senseless.”
“Suddhoo is an old child,” said Janoo. “He has lived on the roofs these
seventy years and is as senseless as a milch-goat. He brought you here to assure
himself that he was not breaking any law of Sirkar, whose salt he ate many years
ago. He worships the dust off the feet of the seal-cutter, and that cow-devourer
has forbidden him to go and see his son. What does Suddhoo know of your laws
or the lightning-post? I have to watch his money going day by day to that lying
beast below.”
Janoo stamped her foot and nearly cried with vexation; while Suddhoo was
whimpering under a blanket, and Azizun was trying to guide the pipe-stem to his
foolish old mouth.

* * * * *
Now the case stands thus. Unthinkingly, I have laid myself open to the
charge of aiding and abetting the seal-cutter in obtaining money under false
pretenses, which is forbidden by Section 420 of the Indian Penal Code. I am
helpless in the matter for these reasons. I cannot inform the police. What
witnesses would support my statement? Janoo refuses flatly, and Azizun is a
veiled woman somewhere near Bareilly—lost in this big India of ours. I dare not
again take the law into my own hands, and speak to the seal-cutter; for certain
am I that not only would Suddhoo disbelieve me, but this step would end in the
poisoning of Janoo, who is bound hand and foot by her debt to the bunnia.
Suddhoo is an old dotard; and whenever we meet mumbles my idiotic joke that
the Sirkar rather patronizes the Black Art than otherwise. His son is well now;
but Suddhoo is completely under the influence of the seal-cutter, by whose
advice he regulates the affairs of his life. Janoo watches daily the money that she
hoped to weedle out of Suddhoo taken by the seal-cutter, and becomes daily
more furious and sullen.
She will never tell, because she dare not; but I am afraid—unless something
happens to prevent her—that the seal-cutter will die of cholera—the white
arsenic kind—about the middle of May. And thus I shall have to be privy to a
murder in the House of Suddhoo.
 ETCHINGS: THE HUSKING BEE
(R. L. Ketchum: For Short Stories.)

The great farm-house is ablaze with lights twinkling from every room. Long
tables groan beneath the loads of good things the busy housewife has been days
preparing.
From the barn come merry voices; joyous laughter.
Let us stand, unobserved, in the open door.
What a happy, merry lot of young folks—stalwart, handsome young men
and healthy maidens!
They are ranged around the walls with rapidly-diminishing piles of corn
before them, which they husk and throw upon the golden heap which is growing
up rapidly in the center.
Ah! That young man has found a red ear in his pile! He leaps to his feet and
dashes at one of the prettiest girls! A short chase—a struggle—a resounding
smack—and it is over. He has kissed her—maybe on her collar, or her back hair;
but that doesn’t matter; she counts it all the same.
How happy they all seem.
But no. Over there in a dark corner sits a tall, powerful, handsome young
fellow all alone. He speaks to nobody unless addressed, and then his answers are
short and sullen.
Ever and anon he casts a piercing glance at a young man of about his own
age who sits at the end of the row opposite, chatting with a pretty young girl. His
face darkens. There is murder in his eye. He is in love, perhaps, and jealous.
The bell rings for supper just as the husking is done, and the huskers jump
up and scamper pell-mell toward the house, but the tall, handsome young man
remains seated and drops his face in his hands with something that sounds like a
sob.
 For a long time he sits thus alone, then a light, hurried step is heard and a
sweet-voiced girl asks:
“Joe, what’s the matter? Had trouble with Mary? You haven’t spoken to her
to-night, hardly. Sick? Better come into supper. It will do you good, maybe.”
“No, Sis, it ain’t that.”
“Tell me, Joe,” says his sister kindly.
“Well,” he answers, “I’ve got on my thin pants ... I rid Dobbin over ... thar
wuz a nail or a chafe in th’ saddle....”
And the stalwart young hayseed Adonis broke down and shed a drenching
shower of salt and bitter tears.
 MY BABOON BEDFELLOW
(Belgravia.)

It has been said by the wise man of old that “there is no new thing under the
sun.” If this means that the adventure I am about to relate was only a repetition
of something that occurred to some other hapless damsel in the pre-historic ages,
I herewith accord her my sincerest sympathies.
The intelligent reader must be kind enough to understand, as a preliminary,
that I am impulsive, and apt to embrace opinions with a degree of enthusiasm
and a total disregard of all adverse arguments, however weighty, that is truly
feminine. When, therefore, shortly after leaving school, I, as my brother says,
“took up” evolution, and read various abstruse treatises upon the “development
of species” and the “descent of man,” it was in no half-hearted manner that I
rode my hobby, but so thoroughly that I became a thorn in the flesh to most of
my relations and friends, and my schoolboy brothers, denouncing the theory
laconically, but forcibly, as “awful bosh,” bestowed upon me the contemptuous
appellation of the “baboon,” and made unkind allusions to my frequent visits to
the Regent’s Park Gardens as being paid to “next of kin.”
Certainly I did resort often, almost every day, to the monkey house to study
the attributes of its interesting occupants. Perhaps some lingering, infatuated idea
possessed me that it might be my brilliant mission to discover the “missing
link;” at any rate, my note-book of that period contains many finely worded
desires to “watch the agile monkey in its native habitat,” and to “trace the simian
likeness to the human amid the primeval forests of another hemisphere.”
At length I was enabled to partially fulfill my dreams.
Having received a warm invitation from an old school friend to spend some
weeks with her at her home in the West of Ireland, I started, with my maid as
escort, for Ballynaghader. My friend, Marian Edwards, had married three years
before, an Irish gentleman of some property, and I had never seen either her
husband or herself since her marriage; so that it was with delightful anticipations
of renewing an old friendship, and forming a new one, that I set out on my
journey. My brothers accompanied me to the station, and sped me on my way
with a unanimous wish that I might meet a gorilla or a chimpanze while taking
my walks abroad in what they persisted in calling the “wilds.”
My maid, Hannah, was an estimable woman, very much privileged by
reason of her long and faithful service; and as we neared our destination after a
long and fatiguing journey, the details of which would be as tiresome as
unnecessary, became overwhelmed with dismay, falling into tears, alleging
between her sobs that P. C. B. 192 had told her the day before we started that
Ireland was a country where nobody cared for the police. This was, in my
worthy Hannah’s eyes, the climax of barbarism; and when she proceeded to state
from “information received”—presumably from the same reliable source—“that
being murdered in one’s bed” was considered in Ireland quite an ordinary and
peaceful way of departing this life, I felt that it behooved me to assert myself,
and, finding all soothing arguments of no avail, I administered a sharp scolding,
which had the desired effect, and induced my abigail to dry her eyes, while she
“hoped” with an incredulous snort and desponding shake of her head, “that
things would turn out better than she expected.”
The prospective pleasure of my visit was largely enhanced by the discovery
that Mr. Ardagh, whom I liked directly I saw him, was a great lover and student
of zoölogy, and had quite a menagerie of tame and wild animals, to which he
was constantly adding interesting specimens. I promised myself great pleasure in
inspecting the animals and cultivating their acquaintance on the morrow, but was
recalled from my pleasurable anticipations to devote all my attention to an
account Marian was giving me of the mysterious loss of a very handsome and
much-valued bracelet which had occurred that very day. Some hours before my
arrival her maid had informed her that this bracelet, which had been recently
under repair and had been returned that morning from the jeweler, was missing.
It had been laid carelessly on the dressing-table when it arrived, and had
disappeared. Search had been made in every likely and unlikely spot, servants
had been questioned, and, as usual, under such circumstances, had all
indignantly, and some tearfully, denied any knowledge of the missing trinket,
which, apart from its intrinsic value, was dear to Marian from associations
connected with it. I could suggest no steps for its recovery beyond the ordinary
English alternative of communicating with the police. This, I found, had been
already done, though evidently my friends had small hope of any good results
following upon the exertions of that estimable force, of whom, according to
Hannah, no one in Ireland stood in awe. Altogether it was an uncomfortable state
of things; and although we discussed the subject in all its bearings, entering into
the most minute details of any burglaries we had previously heard of or read
about, we only succeeded in making ourselves distinctly uneasy, and had to
decide at last, as at first, that it was most mysterious.
Directly after dinner I begged that I might be allowed to retire for the night,
as my journey had thoroughly tired me. Marian took me to my room, and,
wishing me a good night’s rest, left me to the ministrations of Hannah, whose
equanimity was thoroughly restored, and who was in a state of discursive
contentment, very trying to the patience of one whose eyes were closing fast
under the soothing process of hair brushing, and whose sole idea was “bed,” and
that speedily. But at last I got rid of my talkative attendant; and having as a last
precaution looked under my bed (my constant practice, though if for one
moment I had supposed there could be anything there, nothing would have
induced me to look), I retired to rest, and was soon wrapped in dreamless
slumber.
After, I suppose, some hours, I was awakened by a loud noise close to my
bed, as of some heavy body falling on the floor from a height; but being only
partially roused, I drowsily conjectured it was fancy on my part, and turned over
on my side, preparatory to again composing myself to sleep. This movement
brought my face opposite the window, the blind of which I had desired Hannah
to draw up the last thing at night, that I might enjoy the sight of the sunrise, if by
some untoward and unusual event I should not sleep as late as usual. The room
was flooded with bright moonlight, and I had an uneasy feeling as I gazed at the
white expanse of toilet-cover on the dressing-table before the window that there
was something wrong about its appearance. Suddenly I remembered that I had
certainly placed my watch and chain on the corner of the table after winding it
up the night before. It was no longer there. Trying to persuade myself that I was
mistaken, I raised myself on my elbow to look more carefully after my missing
watch, when I distinctly felt the bed-clothes, which my movement had a little
displaced, tugged toward the foot of the bed. Instinctively I clutched my
retreating coverings, and in spite of some unseen opposing agency, succeeded in
restoring them to their former position, only to feel them again slowly drawn
away. Three times this agitating phenomenon occurred. At last I determined to
abandon some portion of the bed-clothes, retaining only the sheet, in which I
wrapped myself tightly, and watched the blankets, etc., pulled to the floor and
slowly dragged under the bed. Motionless with terror, I lay scarcely daring to
breathe, while numerous and dire possibilities occurred to my distracted
imagination. Was my unseen visitor a moonlighter? Was this a preliminary
measure to the “murdering in one’s bed,” so graphically quoted by Hannah from
the P. C.—. 192, the well informed? Certainly I was not in favor of home rule.
Could the Land League be about to make an example of so insignificant a unit as
myself.
After a space which seemed to me interminable, although it could have been
only of a few minutes’ duration, my nocturnal visitant, who had been emitting
sundry very terrifying snorts and suppressed demoniacal cackles, put out a hairy
hand, and grasped the edge of the bedstead furthest from me, slowly drawing to
its full height the body of a large baboon, clad in a species of loose tunic. Round
its neck was suspended my chain; while the watch, still attached to the chain,
was held in its hand. I gazed horror-stricken upon this fearful sight, recalling in a
kind of agony all the stories I had heard and read of the extreme ferocity of the
baboon, remembering, too, that my door was locked, and that I was entirely at
the mercy of a brute almost as large as, and infinitely more powerful than
myself.
It was not in this way that I had so ardently desired to study the fascinating
ways of the Simiæ, and as I thought of my brothers’ laughing wishes at parting
with me. I was struck with a sense of the grim humor of the situation. But the
humorous aspect did not appeal to me for long, as I watched with fascinating
eagerness the movements of my terrible visitor. With uncouth, shambling steps
the creature walked to the window, and by the light of the moon examined my
unfortunate watch. Its glittering case evidently delighted the baboon, as it
stroked it repeatedly with one finger; but the ticking, of which it could not
discover the cause or the whereabouts, appeared to exasperate it, and it tossed
the watch contemptuously aside, though it remained dangling from its chain
down the animal’s back. Once I made a slight sound; but my undesirable visitor
resented it by so savage a spring in my direction that I feigned profound slumber,
and only ventured to open my eyes after several minutes of strained expectation
that I was about to receive practical illustration of that which I had so often
carelessly spoken about—the extraordinary physical force in the fore limbs of
the Quadrumana. When I did dare to look again, I saw that the baboon had
seated itself before the toilet glass, and, by the aid of my brushes and combs, was
attempting to reduce its bushy locks to some order. Finding this task a fruitless
one, it proceeded to ransack my jewel-case, which Hannah had carelessly left
open, and one by one examined various articles it contained. Rings and brooches
and bracelets the creature appeared to approve of, but a jewel comb for the hair
and a diamond star it evidently did not at all appreciate, flinging them down and
snarling at them savagely.
 I dared not attract the creature’s attention to myself by making any sound,
and had to watch in silent agony this rifling and appropriation of my most
cherished possessions by an unappreciative baboon! At last it turned away from
the window, and came in a leisurely manner toward the bed, eyeing me stealthily
while it advanced; and having reached the bedside, stooped down and proceeded
to draw out from under the bed the blankets of which it had despoiled me at a
very early stage of the operations. Upon these blankets it tried to find a
comfortable resting-place, but after turning and twisting uneasily for some
minutes, emitting short grunts of ill-temper and dissatisfaction, it got up and, to
my horror lay down on the bed across my feet! The discomfort and pain were
almost unbearable; but fortunately after a short time the baboon rolled further
down the bed, and lay at the very foot with its face turned in my direction. Its
regular breathing soon showed if was asleep; but I remained in an agony of fear
least some movement of mine should awaken the brute.
How the remaining hours of the night wore away I knew not—to me they
seemed interminable. But when the sounds of the awakened household made
themselves heard my terror increased, for I feared that the baboon would
certainly be roused and attack me. Still it slept, and still I lay and watched it,
until Hannah’s knock at my door awakened me to the consciousness that this
could not go on forever.
In a very low voice I bade my maid call Mrs. Ardagh; and when Marian’s
voice was heard outside demanding anxiously what had happened, I hurriedly
explained the dreadful situation. To my surprise she exclaimed in what sounded
almost a tone of relief, “Why, that must be Molly! Oh, how pleased Tom will be!
Please lie quite still until I fetch him.” My feelings, while I lay and awaited the
end of this most unpleasant adventure, may be better imagined than described,
but at last Mr. Ardagh’s voice was heard outside the door calling in tones of
authority, “Molly, Molly, come here!” The baboon sprang to her feet, gave a
startled glance round the room, and, rushing to the fireplace, made its exit, as it
had made its entrance, by the chimney. When the extreme tension was relaxed
my nerves gave way and I fainted. Mrs. Ardagh and Hannah, having forced the
lock off my door, applied restoratives, and, after some time, I regained
consciousness, and was able to hear a detailed account of the capture of the
baboon, which Mr. Ardagh accomplished with much difficulty. Her escape had
not been discovered until late on the night of my arrival, and the idea of her
being in the house had never occurred to him, as all the doors and windows were
carefully fastened, and the chimney never suggested itself to him as a mode of
ingress, though it had evidently appeared to the fancy of Molly.
 Many of my possessions which had been appropriated by this kleptomaniac
baboon were restored to me; but my watch was hopelessly damaged in Molly’s
ascent of the chimney. In the pocket of her tunic was discovered with my trinkets
Marian’s bracelet, which had so mysteriously disappeared, proving, beyond a
doubt, that Molly had made her escape much earlier than was at first supposed.
I stayed at Ballynaghader only long enough to recruit my strength
sufficiently to travel, and then started for home, accompanied by Marian. For a
long while my nerves did not recover from the shock they had sustained. Every
one was very considerate about it; even my brothers did not chaff me as I had
dreaded they would, and made very few remarks anent my want of
“philoprogenitiveness” when I begged to be excused from accompanying them
to the Zoo.
 PROFESSOR JOVANNY’S FUNERAL
(Edward Iraneus Stephenson: The Manhattan.)

Unaffected was the regret in Yellow Bear City, Storey County, Nevada,
when, upon a certain January evening in the year 187—, the news spread that
Professor Jovanny was dead. Professor Jovanny had been a long time (as time
runs in communities like Yellow Bear City) piano-player in ordinary to the
“Cosmopolitan Hotel and Dancing Pavilion—Ladies Free.” Yellow Bear was yet
something uncultivated. It was true that its small population found advantage in
pursuing the study of geology, after the methods advocated by Mr. Squeers, and
that tons of gold-hiding quartz were daily crushed through their energies; but, in
spite of a weekly newspaper, thirteen saloons (where discussion upon our
national policy not unfrequently led to—lead), an unfinished Methodist mission
chapel and six dance-houses (including the Cosmopolitan), the advances of art
and sentiment within Yellow Bear’s straggling limits had been coy. The dint of
pity was quite a different matter. It was genuinely felt now. All was excitement
at “Cosmopolitan End,” where a notice, nailed above the bar of the popular
resort, apprised patrons, first, of the sad event, and, second, of the omission of
the usual evening dance, which Professor Jovanny’s untimely taking-off
rendered impracticable. The street-corner next the Cosmopolitan, just around
which stood the house of mourning, was the rallying-spot for groups of
sympathizing Yellow Bear citizens. “Poor old One-Two-Three!”—“Handlin’ a
golden harp, mebbe, by this, think?” and many other more potent and entirely
unquotable remarks and testimonials to the virtuoso’s virtues were plentiful and
loud. The old and cracked piano itself, at the upper end of the long dance-room,
was already draped with sundry torn strips of bombazine and white cambric. A
yellow and scarcely relevant engraving of Abraham Lincoln, which the Yellow
Bear flies seemed to have visited with cruel pertinacity, had been propped
upright upon its cover. Its legend, “We Mourn our Loss,” struck the barkeeper as
an appropriate and delicate expression of personal grief, under the
circumstances. San Monito street was unanimous in confessing that Yellow Bear
could well have spared a better man; thereby signifying a man who could drink
deep, swing a pick long and shoot informally—in none of which
accomplishments the dead musician had been versed. The editor of the Weekly
Intelligencer was, during the last moments of the waning twilight, correcting in
proof an obituary headed in his heaviest-faced capitals, “Muses in the Mud.
Death of our Talented Fellow-Citizen, Professor Jovanny.” In short, as Rioba
Jack expressed it to the crowd of choice spirits hanging about the Cosmopolitan
bar, Professor Jovanny’s decease was “a suc—cess.”
And as to this dead Nevada Orpheus who lay white and rigid around the
corner, and whose name, when pronounced nearer to the Atlantic, must have
been Giovanni something, or something Giovanni, what was now to him the
petty bustle of Yellow Bear City—or what the scarcely more important bustle
that the whole round earth makes as it spins. Six months back the “Professor”
had landed in this rude mining-town of the Sierras. Gaunt, middle-aged, travel-
stained and timid was this waif and stray of art, blown by some ironical wind
hither. Under one arm was a music portfolio; hanging to the other, a daughter.
Nevertheless, Professor Jovanny made his advent in a smiling hour for his
fortunes. Between Dennison, proprietor of the Cosmopolitan, and the newcomer
an out-of-hand bargain was struck in very Western English and very badly
mangled Italian ditto that was satisfactory to both parties. Professor Jovanny
abode in Yellow Bear and won reputation. Whether he had ever tried his hand at
other music than the festive waltz, jig and walk-around is open to doubt. But
certain it was that he played everything of that stamp with such irresistible vigor
and spirit that the Cosmopolitan outrivaled all its compeers apace, and the mirth
and fun of its nightly revels (termed upon Sundays, out of deference to religious
scruples, “grand sacred concerts”) waxed nightly more fast and furious. As for
the daughter, one single relic of her father’s early refinement asserted itself on
her behalf, namely, that not one of the Yellow Bear species-male could truly say
that he knew her. Rioba Jack, Dennison of the Cosmopolitan, “Mister” (whose
sobriquet was the derisive contraction of one lone visiting card unfortunately
discovered among the effects of Mr. James Thornborough Harrington, formerly
of the State of Maine), nor any of their fraternity, had been able to get the
advantage of this mortifying dilemma. The girl was hardly ever seen upon the
street, so jealous was her father’s watchfulness. In time Rioba Jack and the rest
of them came to respect this position. That is, they ceased to combat it actively.
“After all,” remarked some one, during a discussion of the topic, “it ain’t a bad
idea to have one real woman in this here town.” There happened to be a
considerable female contingent already in Yellow Bear society, so the remark
last quoted evinced a good deal of nice discrimination on the speaker’s part.
It was not until evening that, with the session of the wonted parliament
around the Cosmopolitan bar, the proposition to inter Professor Jovanny with
civic honors took shape. The full quorum was present in that hospitable retreat.
Distilled liquors flowed, albeit no dance was forthcoming. Rioba Jack rose to
address the company. “It appears to me,” said that gentleman, covering both his
awkwardness as orator and his mouth with a tumbler, when desirable—“it
appears to me that we had ought—that in view of his position in Yellow Bear—
that we had ought to give Professor Jovanny his funeral.” “My sentiments,”
interrupted an approving voice, promptly. Rioba Jack continued: “He hain’t left
nothin’ worth chattering about, except the gal, and all gals ain’t cash. Jovanny
was a artist way above tide-level—there ain’t no mistake about that. Talk about
your celluloid-clawyers! Talk about your Dumb Toms! Talk of your—of your
scales,” the Rioba concluded hastily, suddenly realizing that he was drifting
among breakers in any rash employment of technical terms, “unless a man had
heerd Jovanny rattlin’ ‘Where was Moses,’ in this here hotel, he hadn’t never
heerd no genuine tunin’ up at all. I say, we had ought to give Jovanny a big
time.”
The chorus of approval came fortissimo.
“I move that Rioba Jack be app’inted a committee of one to wait on
deceased and ask his gal if the notion jumps with her feelin’s, like as it were.”
This suggestion from a distant quarter, however mixed, was to the point. It was
carried. Every man present felt equal to himself undertaking this preliminary; but
this was no time for permitting personal interests to dam the current of popular
feeling. Rioba Jack strode from the barroom. Applause and suggestion swelled
behind his back. “Make it a square out-and-out show.” “Borry the Methodist’s
gospel stamp.” “Pay an entrance fee for the benefit of the gal.” “Embalm the
corpse!” and the like, were distinguishable among these. High over all the tumult
broke the stentorian voice of Dennison of the Cosmopolitan, commanding order
and enforcing the same by the handle of his knife applied vigorously to a
tumbler. Finally some settled plan of action crystalized. A “square funeral”
Professor Jovanny should have. His body should “lay in state” for the whole of
the ensuing day—on the piano in the adjoining dance-room—that piano which
had so often been shaken to its center beneath the defunct’s nimble fingers.
“Mister’s” proposal of an admission fee—for gentlemen only—was accepted.
The entire male population of Yellow Bear City was to be duly invited to appear
and “view the remains” for the modest sum of one dollar, during any hour of the
morrow’s daylight most suited to individual convenience. A brass band had not
yet been organised in Yellow Bear, or it would unquestionably have been
provided. A free bar was—of course. At nightfall Professor Jovanny should be
buried with all the mortuary pomp practicable.
Rioba Jack was greeted eagerly upon his return. “It’s all right,” responded
that worthy, composedly resuming his seat. “Go ahead, all hands! I didn’t see the
gal, but Big Jinny and Pearl Kate are settin’ round with her, and they give her the
message. Jinny says its all right. We can go ahead.”
The Rioba was fully posted on the progress of affairs during his absence.
The idea of Professor Jovanny’s “laying in state” upon the old piano alone drew
forth his contempt in round terms; which, although they betrayed surprising
acquaintance with scriptural phraseology, were by no means pious. “D—— any
such half-way style as that,” he ended, explosively; “What I say is, buy the old
tune-box from Dennison and bury Jovanny in it!” The uproar that greeted this
novel proposal, like Prospero’s tale, might have cured deafness. Naturally, each
person present promptly claimed to have thought of it himself—and rejected it
unuttered. Dennison announced his entire willingness to dispose of the widowed
instrument at a reasonable figure. There was a unanimous rush into the long
dance-room adjoining. Away flew the emblems of grief dangling about the
object of special inspection. Its cover was laid off, bodily, in a twinkling. Its
length, its depth, its available breadth and strength of bottom were excitedly
ascertained. It was bought within ten minutes by a lavish collection, Dennison
mentioning a price that certainly showed him to be an astute man in recognizing
a commercial opportunity. Thereupon did the whole roomful resolve itself into a
committee on destruction. Alas! what soft-hearted story-teller can dwell upon
the unholy hammering and cleaving, the ruthless hacking and smashing which
ended in making visible for weeks thereafter in the back yard of the
Cosmopolitan a hideous wreck of tangled steel wire, white and black keys and
splinters of sounding-board—in a word, the entrails of the murdered piano?
By ten o’clock the work was fairly done. The crowd had departed, and only
Dennison, Rioba Jack and “Mister” now remained in the long dance-room.
Dennison was smoking, as he leaned against one end of his late piece of
property. “Mister,” with bared arms, diligently rubbed oil over sundry scratches
upon its case. Rioba Jack was strengthening with hammer and nails some weak
spot beneath. The flaring light from a couple of oil lamps on the side of the wall
brought out strong shadows on the three dark, heavily-mustached faces. Neither
of the trio broke the silence for a few moments. Presently the Rioba emerged
from his close quarters and began hammering at the end opposite to Dennison.
He looked up. “What’s goin’ to become of the gal?” he queried, abruptly;
“Yellow Bear ain’t no place for a decent one like her, ’specially if she’s left alone
in it.”
“Oh, I’ve fixed that,” replied Dennison, leisurely, “Mother Sal’s a-goin’ to
take keer of her till she can do for herself.”
The Rioba dropped his lathe-nail and stopped his pounding. “Mother Sal,”
he repeated—“Mother Sal around on San Monito street?”
“Yes! who else?”
Rioba Jack quietly turned and slipped on his coat.
“Dennison,” he said, with an unwonted accent of expostulation lurking in
his voice, “don’t do this thing. Keep your hand out of deviltry for once—
leastways such deviltry as this. I don’t know Jovanny’s gal. I hain’t hardly ever
seen her. ’Taint for myself I’m askin’ it—but just you let her alone. Won’t you?”
Dennison had removed his pipe from his mouth for good now. He stood
staring angrily at the Rioba, whose clear, dark eyes under their bushy brows
were fixed with unwonted brilliancy upon his own. The proprietor of the
Cosmopolitan burst into a rude laugh. “What’s the matter with the man?” he
ejaculated. Then returning the Rioba’s steadfast gaze with an equally
pertinacious and meaning one, he answered with much deliberateness, “Look-a-
here, Rioba, I suppose I can take a hint if I must—especially when it’s rammed
down into my skull as this one appears to be. You and me has got along without
trouble for ever since we come to Yellow Bear. I should be sorry, very sorry, to
be obleeged to have any unpleasantness between us now. I always feel bound to
have unpleasantness with any man, partner or stranger, who interferes with my
own partic’ler concerns. Do you take?”
The Rioba made no direct reply. He stood with his eyes bent upon the floor
abstractedly. Nevertheless he “took.” “Good-night, Dennison—good-night,
‘Mister,’” he suddenly said, and turning abruptly upon his heel he quitted the
Cosmopolitan without another syllable.
The gray Nevada dawn was beginning to filter between the sharp Sierra
peaks. Yellow Bear looked like a sketch in India-ink on gray paper. Around the
corner of the Cosmopolitan came a little procession not irreverently conveying
upon a shutter something over which a sheet had been loosely spread. The air
was raw and cold. “Careful—that’s it—steady now,” cautioned Dennison in a
low voice as they mounted the Cosmopolitan doorstep. “Mister,” Rioba Jack,
Big Jinny, and Pearl Kate set down their burden at the upper end of the dance-
room. “Come gals, fly round,” exhorted Dennison, “there’s all the bar to be set
up across there—them windows has got to be darkened up—there ain’t no time
to waste. ‘Mister’ and me’ll tend to our share of the performance.” “I say, Jinny,”
questioned the Rioba sotto voce to that Paphian nymph a moment later, when
Dennison and “Mister” were engaged at a distance, “you left her asleep, eh?”
(There had, by the way, been no allusion from either party concerned as to the
embryo “unpleasantness” of the preceding night—again to “Mister’s” secret
regret). “Sound, Jack—just like she was dead drunk,” responded Big Jinny,
cheerfully, pounding away with her hammer at the window-sash. Her
interrogator frowned. The answer somehow gritted against his dormant sense of
the fitting. Big Jinny drove another tack and began to whistle.
A little later a magnificent eastern flare of pink and gold fell through the one
window yet undarkened upon the face of Professor Jovanny, peacefully upturned
from his last pillow—a roll of his own thumbed dance-music wrapped about
with a white bar napkin. A moth-eaten knitted lap-robe was thrown across his
feet. Dressed in his one threadbare black suit—a pile of his own music beneath
the forlorn gray head—truly here went one to the grave with all that he
possessed—except a daughter.
Dennison, the Rioba, “Mister” and the women stood for a moment
motionless beside the body—their tasks completed.
“A becomin’ caskit, altogether,” exclaimed the proprietor of the
Cosmopolitan, eyeing it critically.
“There’s somethin’ wanting all the same,” quoth “Mister,” after the
continued pause had grown oppressive.
“Wantin’,” retorted Dennison; “I’d like to know what it is. Look at them
there flags over the windows! Look at that there bar, where all that a man’s got
to do is to walk up, after he’s paid his dollar, and help himself or let Pearl and
Jinny here help him! Look at this here coffin—solid rosewood, round corners,
carved legs and ag-graffe treble,” he went on, with a grin at his own wit. “Come,
now, ‘Mister,’ what more could Jovanny or anybody else want?”
But “Mister” was paying no attention to this sally or the mirth it had
provoked. “Flowers—flowers and fruit—fruit and flowers,” he was muttering to
himself, apparently confounding a conventional Eastern attention from the
friends of an afflicted family with the catalogue of some Maine county-fair.
“Must come to the same thing—of course,” he exclaimed, conclusively, striding
away from the de facto coffin and his companions. He disappeared within the
barroom. “I’ve made free with them new stores of yourn, Dennison,” he called
out presently, staggering down the room toward the expectant party, weighted
with an awkward load—two stems of bananas and four spiky pineapples. “It
won’t hurt their sellin’,” he apologized, as with a dexterous balancing and tying
he disposed of the two first-named decorations upright, one upon either side of
poor Professor Jovanny’s perpendicular feet—vegetable obelisks. A pineapple
stood upon each one of the “round corners.” Dennison and the rest were hearty
in commendations of their friend’s thoughtfulness and taste. “That just fixes her
off too slick!” exclaimed Big Jinny, in high delight.
The sun mounted; the barkeeper appeared in the adjoining room. First
stragglers, curious to learn the truth of any rumors concerning the day’s novelties
at the Cosmopolitan, strolled across the threshold. Dennison put “Mister” and a
table on which was deposited a loaded revolver and an empty biscuit-tin, with a
slit in its cover, over against the door; Big Jinny and the Pearl, he posted at the
special bar for the day, which he had by no means ungenerously furnished forth;
himself, he stationed in an arm-chair, without the dance-room, to advertise the
obsequies, urge entrance into the penetralia of the dance-room, as a matter of
duty and pleasure, and act as master of ceremonies generally.
It will be remarked that, designedly or accidentally, Rioba Jack was
appointed unto no prominent function in these festivities of grief, so he dropped
an eagle into “Mister’s” resonant receptacle and walked out of the
Cosmopolitan. The street was sparsely peopled at that early hour. He turned the
corner of the hotel and halted abruptly to avoid collision with a figure—a girl
standing motionless, and leaning against the wall, as if summoning up the
courage to advance further. What told the Rioba instantly that it was Professor
Jovanny’s daughter, was not difficult to appreciate. The set young face, tear-
stained and pallid, but independent of a pair of dark, mournful eyes for its
beauty, the slender form not ungracefully draped by the scanty, black-stuff dress;
the head bared to the sharp morning wind—it was a vignette of young grief,
passive, despairing, solitary, that the Rioba gazed at pityingly.
“Good—good-day,” he said, awkwardly. “You’re—his gal, I take it. Can I—
might I help you, Miss?” The last word in respectful salute to the unmarried,
weaker sex, had been a stranger to the Rioba’s lips for a dozen years.
“I am going to my father,” the girl replied, in a curiously abstracted fashion
of speech; one wherein lay just a shadow of foreign accent. She looked away
from the Rioba’s clear gaze, and continued, as if partly speaking to herself, “I
wish to see where they have put my father. I must sit by him. He will need me.”
 “But,” began the Rioba, in distressed perplexity, as she wrapped her shawl
closer about her exposed throat (it was a beautiful throat), and made a motion to
pass him, “yer father’s dead, Miss. Poor, old Jovanny’s dead. He’s layin’ in state
in his pianny—coffin, I mean—round to the Cosmopolitan here. You wouldn’t
like to be a sittin’ alone there all day ’side the coffin, and everybody starin’ at
you. ’Twouldn’t do.”
“I want to sit by my father,” the girl answered more decidedly. “Take me to
him.”
The Rioba was mute. He saw that his new protégée (for such he instinctively
recognized her), was in that state of mind that the eyes of all the universe were
as naught to her. Extremity of sorrow had taken hold upon her, and to reason
with her would be like reasoning with the clouded mind. He looked again down
upon her white, pathetic face. Its innocence awoke a new emotion in the Rioba’s
heart.
“Come along,” he ejaculated, not unkindly. He turned and led the way to the
Cosmopolitan. His companion followed mutely with bowed head. The gathering
crowd in the dance-room stared as the two entered. The girl heeded the whispers
not a whit. She uttered a low exclamation and walked quickly across to the
“caskit.” “He is here, you see,” she said slowly, half turning to the Rioba with a
recognizing smile whose transforming effect upon her wan face, utterly
obliterated from his mind any further sense of the awkwardness of his position.
Some one pushed a chair forward. She seated herself beside the coffin and fixed
her eyes upon the marble face within it—a statue gazing upon a statue. The room
was hushed. Suddenly some human vermin, audibly of the feminine gender,
laughed from a far corner. The girl raised her head and looked fixedly whence
the sound had proceeded. A troubled expression came over her countenance. But
at the same moment she caught sight of the Rioba standing not distant, his face
flushed with wrath at the insult, his eyes brimming with compassion
encountering her own. Some shadowy, tardy sense of her utterly unprotected
situation must have tinged that brief look of hers with an unconscious appeal.
The effect upon the Rioba was electric. Leisurely drawing his pistol from its belt,
the stalwart cavalier of the Sierras, whose education in chivalry had been
intuitive, stepped quietly toward the coffin of Professor Jovanny, against the
edge of which that loneliest of mourners had rested her forehead. The Rioba laid
his hand gently upon her shoulder, and drew himself up. “Friends and feller-
citizens,” he said, running his eye comprehensively round the room as he spoke,
“this here young woman and this here corpse is under my protection. Look at
that there comb in Big Jinny’s head!” Before any one in the room had discovered
the gaudy ornament in question it was smashed to atoms by the bullet from the
revolver discharged by the Rioba as a period to his sentence. Big Jinny uttered
one single staccato screech (to which luxury she was certainly entitled), not
much relishing being made a target of; and then became in common with the
entire company, significantly silent.
Dennison’s startled face appeared at the door outside; he had listened to
speech and shot. The Rioba caught his eye and smiled. It was a smile of
wholesale defiance!
The morning wore on—noon came—afternoon. Professor Jovanny’s “laying
in state” had been, in the language of “Mister,” “a big go.” Within its allotted
limits of time, wellnigh the entire male and female population of Yellow Bear
City had one by one entered the door of the Cosmopolitan dance-room,
contributed (so far as concerned the male proportion), inspected, imbibed at
discretion, departed. The “heft” of “Mister’s” biscuit-tin was something to excite
the dormant cupidity of anyone. All day long that ill-sorted pathetic tableau in
the center of the place had remained changeless—the voiceless, motionless
watcher; the tranquil tenant of that uncouth coffin; the Rioba standing beside
both, erect, attentive, grave. The room was scarcely entirely still; even the Rioba
had not expected that. There was some shuffling of feet, subdued commenting
and query. Big Jinny and the Pearl exchanged pleasantries of a more or less
Doric character with passing acquaintances. Glasses clinked and coin jingled.
But no word, no ejaculation was let fall that could reflect upon or annoy her who
sat in the midst of the staring, sluggishly revolving whirlpool. Big Jinny had
stuck sundry disconnected fragments of her unlucky adornment in her ropy locks
—a laconic hint. More than once did some acquaintance offer to relieve the
Rioba on guard; but that gentleman only smiled and said, in an offhand fashion,
“I guess I’ll finish.”
Darkness had set in as the funeral procession took order before the
Cosmopolitan door. The majority of the sterner sex in Yellow Bear seemed
disposed to swell it. “Mister’s” mule-cart preceded, whereon, amputated as to its
legs and with its cover nailed fast, was placed the coffin. Dennison and “Mister”
drove the hearse slowly. Immediately in its rear walked, bareheaded still, and as
walks the somnambulist, Professor Jovanny’s daughter. The instant that the
Rioba had said, “You shall go with it,” she had not offered to interfere with the
shutting up, at last, from view of her dead father’s body, or the removal of the
dismembered piano itself to the cart. The Rioba himself walked a pace to the
right, very much with the air of a young man who was dimly aware that he was
moving toward an emergency. A miscellaneous crowd lengthened out in the rear.
The pitchy flame of the pine-wood torches filled the evening air and played
strange tricks with the tree shadows. Professor Jovanny’s funeral cortège began
to get straggling and unsteady. In fact the liberty of outside locomotion and
potations of strong waters had begun to battle against further decorum.
Fragments of ribald songs, unseemly pranks and hilarities broke out behind
intermittently. At one stage of the progress a good part of the procession seceded
to witness (and assist at) the settlement of a “melancholy dispute for precedence
between two of Yellow Bear’s foremost citizens”—as their obituaries in the next
Intelligencer recorded. Nevertheless, the cavernous hole dug for the reception of
poor Professor Jovanny, or, rather for his bulky sarcophagus, yawned at last
down a little declivity under a clump of firs.
“Dig her big enough for a hoss,” had been Dennison’s prudential injunction
to the “committee” of grave-diggers. In their zeal they had excavated a pit that
was fearful. The crowd gathered about, holding up the torches. Dennison and
“Mister” superintended carefully the lowering of the coffin, a feat accomplished
not without difficulty. Yellow Bear was, by this time, too weary of affliction,
and, it is only veracious to add, too inebriated to think of carrying out any of the
quasi religious or municipal ceremonies discussed. The first shovels of clay were
discharged into the black depth. Then all at once, with this most merciless of
earthly sounds suddenly breaking the stillness, the desolate mourner’s soul
awoke from its long lethargy to active grief. The girl uttered an exceedingly
bitter cry. “My father!—O God, my father!” came from her white lips again and
again, interrupted by a tempest of sobs and tears under which she bowed,
crouching down upon the earth in an agony of loss and loneliness. The Rioba
stood with his head bent suspiciously near to her side. Dennison stood opposite.
The crowd had dispersed before the work of “filling in” was ended. The girl
would not be moved until all was over. Rioba Jack did not shift from his own
station. At last, however, the shovels were thrown aside and the few men left,
beside the Rioba and Dennison, began relieving each other of the torches, or
collecting the tools.
“Come, my gal,” said the Rioba, with unconscious but wondrous tenderness.
The sound of his voice seemed to give the kneeling one strength. She nodded her
bowed head, checked her sobs piteously and presently rose. Still keeping her wet
eyes averted from the flaring lights, she half-turned toward him and—put out her
hand.
 The Rioba took it as if it had been an angel’s. Suddenly Dennison, who had
been the most attentive of spectators, approached. The Rioba looked and
discerned at his back, holding a torch, the swart, greasy face of Mother Sal,
whom the other man had selected as consignee of the orphan.
“Look-a-here, Rioba,” exclaimed the proprietor of the Cosmopolitan,
abruptly, and standing squarely a couple of yards in front of him, “it strikes me
as it’s about time now for you and me to turn over Jovanny’s gal here to one of
her own sect. She needs a mother’s care now—a mother’s, not a father’s, except
her own; nor yit a—a brother’s.”
The Rioba quite understood the situation. He changed his position, looked
Dennison squarely in the eye, and with great coolness drew the young girl’s arm
through his own—He had settled upon this course of action while walking with
the procession. He baulked not. Pointing straight at Mother Sal’s puffy, oily
countenance, he ejaculated, “A mother!” with ineffable scorn—and then added
concisely: “Dennison, I p’rpose to be responsible henceforth for this here young
woman. You are a liar—a thief—and—”
With a face whereon flashed out in a second all his pent-up wrath Dennison
brought his pistol from behind his back and fired, but passion made his aim less
true than that of the unscathed Rioba; who, entirely on his guard to meet what he
had designedly provoked, fired almost simultaneously, and laid Dennison dead at
his feet.
 ETCHINGS: THAT DOOR
(French of Lermina: E. C. Waggener: For Short Stories.)

More nervous than drunk, he closed and locked the door, and by the light of
a taper went to bed. Profound silence! Then, on his ear-drums tinkled a sound,
crystalline, swelling to a vibration, like the notes of a hautboy interspersed with
trumpet calls. The pillow, too, rose and fell under his head, sucking the brain like
an exhauster, to eject it like a pump.
He opened his eyes. The light hushed the symphony; constrained the pillow
to immobility. The taper flickered and leaped. Then, in the aureole of light,
something black appeared, big, sprawling, with great antennæ. Ugh! he hated
beasts! A beast? No. His arm hung from the bed; it was the shadow of his hand
he saw, thrown by the taper. He turned on his back, seeing and not seeing; a
misty film stretching across the sclerotic like the nyctoloptic membrane of birds.
Fiery atoms danced in the darkness; his palate like a stopper closed his throat
and gummed it with saliva. Then, in that obscurity, he was conscious of a slow
gliding. It was the door, which he had locked, opening with wing-like sweeps,
uncovering a hole long, narrow, always broader, never longer, showing black and
always blacker.
He stared, lips puffed, parched and parted. But from that hole, that abyss of
nothingness, nothing issued. He waited; a locked door would never thus open
without something coming! He waited; still nothing; more and more feebly the
taper danced; soon it would fall, splutter, drown in oil. He quickly decided. That
something that did not come should not come! Doubling like a serpent he slipped
to the floor, threw himself forward, seized, slammed the door, braced it with one
hand, turned the key with the other. It was done! Breathless, panting, he returned
to bed; not to sleep. His hot skin pricked and stung him; that devilish symphony,
with the roar of a torrent, had recommenced. And that door, which a second time
he had closed, was a second time reopening, swinging itself back like a vertical
sepulchre. The wing-like sweeps began anew; the black hole widened, blacker
always blacker, then—the taper fell, flashed, died to ember....
 He was dead when they found him. The door? Both locked and bolted; but
neither lock nor bolt had caught the socket.
 AMONG THE AOULÂD NAÎEL
(Algerian Sketches: Emile Masqueray: Le Figaro: Translated for Short Stories by Eleanor Moore Hiestand.)

For two wearisome days I had been journeying back and forth in the country
of the Aoulâd Naîel. I was still far from my tent when I threw myself prone upon
the sands, worn out with fatigue. On the previous afternoon, my guide and I had
made a little excursion to a neighboring douar, and I could still hear echoes of
the singular greetings showered upon me by my entertainers:
“Our father! Thy tent is blessed! Thy spurs are strong!”
Suddenly, as I lay there, the clouds seemed to lower above my head; they
grew strangely dense and shone like brass. The manes and tails of our horses
bristled with apprehension. I felt a prolonged shiver pass over me. A powerful
hand seemed to press its weight upon my temples. Now the frozen sky was
streaked with white; now it settled into oppressive darkness again; and with no
living thing in sight upon the dry and barren plain, we felt utterly alone and at
the mercy of some awful power. Presently a veil seemed to be thrown over our
heads, and night came upon us as suddenly as when a lamp is extinguished in an
otherwise unlighted room.
My guide shouted. We leaped upon our horses who galloped away with
winged feet, trembling with fear, away into the fathomless shadows. In vain I
tried to check this mad pace. I felt like throwing myself face downward upon the
ground, for I thought death awaited us in the saddle; but my guide spurred on,
quite oblivious of me, murmuring:
“There is no God! but God!”
A moment more and the clouds were cleft in twain with an awful crash. The
sky was spread with a sheet of darting flame, and the earth became so bright that
I saw quite plainly the gray lizards crawling in a tuft of chih. Our horses wheeled
about, but we used our spurs, and, giving them the rein, we fled on, not knowing
whither we went. We were quite beside ourselves; we no longer knew what
danger it was that lashed us on. My guide urged on my horse with a hempen
whip; I shouted to his. Again and again lurid flashes of lightning diffused about
as dazzling circles which we traversed with a bound only to enter again into the
terrible darkness. How long had we been flying? How many times had we barely
escaped those awful thunderbolts? I knew only that we sped like bullets till we
struck suddenly against a black cone which loomed up in our course.
Human cries rent the air, mingled with the howls of dogs.
We were trampling down somebody’s tent.
“Have a care, friend!” cried a voice from the darkness. “Thou art welcome. I
would that thy countenance were known—that thou hadst come while it was yet
day, but praised be God who sent thee to thy servants to herald the rain.”
We leaped from our saddles and sprang under cover just in time to escape a
cascade from the clouds that would have drenched our very bones.

* * * * *
My host told me in the morning that he was about setting out in company
with all the men of the douar to meet a distinguished hadj who had just made his
third pilgrimage to the Kaaba and Medina, one of the Brotherhood of Lidi-Abd-
el-Kader-el-Djilani, who was now regarded as almost a saint.
Upon their return, there was to be a festival. In the afternoon, a banquet of
cuckoos, several roast sheep and honey-cakes would be served; this would be
followed by target-practice and dancing—that is, there would be dancing-girls to
entertain us. The tent occupied by these girls was in the remotest part of the
semi-circle which the douar described. I could see it at a distance; the borders
were drawn up and something red showed from beneath.
I was talking to a youth who asked me in good faith whether I believed in
God and whether it were true that the Europeans married their sisters. He was
evidently studying me as a kind of savage beyond the reach of Mohammed.
Several young women passed by us, bending beneath the weight of black
leathern bottles. The water glued their thin robes to their skin. They wore no
undergarments, and the wind which tossed their torn clothing, revealed their
whole figures in clear profile. Some were bearing on their heads bundles of
briars which they steadied with their hands. Their arms were long and well
shaped; their throats had no voluptuous fullness; their figures were almost
straight up and down. They looked to me like primitive caryatids of Asia.
My host had a daughter who was barely sixteen; his niece was about twenty.
These girls were eyeing me from afar and could not resist their curiosity to see
and speak to the Roumi, who was evidently bored by the youth talking to him.
Under the pretext of bringing me some water, they came up, one behind the
other. They looked very pretty with their abundant hair intertwined with coral
and their smooth cheeks mingling the hues of amber and rose. The Roumi took
the bowl and drank with his eyes on his pretty servitors. As the eldest seemed
surprised at this impertinence, he apologized for daring to drink in her presence,
and, the ice being broken, they chatted freely. They sank their dark eyes into the
depths of mine, and smiled till their beautiful teeth dazzled me.
“Why do you not cut off your moustache up to your lip? Why don’t you
shave half of your head? you look like a monkey with all that hair falling over
your face! Of what kind of cloth are your clothes made? Let us see, please, how
it is sewed together. Did your wife make it? Tell us now—won’t you?—if your
wives look like us?”
The elder who plied all these questions was half reclining in the sand,
resting her body on her right hand and leaning forward so as to gain my ear. I
answered her with the first lines of a song:
“Thy eyes are black without kohol,
Thy cheeks are red without fard!”

She completed the stanza:

“’Tis thou who hast given me the fever,
Thou who hast hurled me upon the mountain!”

Then she turned her face toward the furthest tent, through whose lifted borders
something red shone, and said, abruptly:
“Dost thou know Khamissa?”
“What Khamissa?”
“The dancer.”
“No!”
“Then give us something right away, because, as soon as thou hast seen her,
thy heart will burn itself out, and then wilt thou have nothing to do with us!”
I had in my pocket a little mirror which I gave her. The younger girl took my
silk handkerchief and begged also for a red girdle I wore. So they plundered me
outright—the little savages—and I was obliged to smile.
Fortunately for me, some shots were heard; sharp you-yous echoed along
the line of the tents. The hadj was approaching from the depth of a ravine. There
were at least thirty cavaliers attending him, all mounted on spirited horses which
galloped over the brow of the hill, their tails flying. More than one of these
horsemen wore only a shirt, a shabby sort of a burnous over his shoulders, a rag
twisted around his head, and was mounted on a wooden saddle with no covering,
and only two ends of rope for a bridle! I cannot describe the effect as they came
riding over the hill, their bronzed legs pressing the flanks of their steeds. What a
superb poverty it was! What wonderful bandits these men were!
The holy pilgrim permitted himself to be borne on a mule’s back. His eyes
were half closed, his cheeks looked pale beneath a large turban of white muslin.
He trembled a little as he set foot upon the ground, and still more when he seated
himself in the midst of a group of young people, who looked at him with
profound awe. I suggested giving him some quinine, but I was informed that it
was the fear of God which caused him to tremble; the hadj thanked me with a
glance which said I was only a pagan, or else I was a terrible blunderer! The
women of the douar had hidden themselves. They dared not appear before this
holy man, perhaps for fear his sanctity should suffer. Angels have fallen for love
of women.

* * * * *
Powder was flashing from noonday till sunset. The women emerged from
their tents, clad in their best. They wore long veils, white or flowered, which fell
from the summit of their lofty head-dresses to the ground. Their faces were
uncovered and quite brilliant with ochre and vermillion. The horses went
prancing by them, and the cavaliers, in their honor, rode so close that the flaming
wads from their guns burned the women’s red robes. They were intoxicated by
the acid odor of smoke, they cried out like birds of prey, but kept waving
handkerchiefs in the air. A cavalier seized one and galloped away with it. Several
shots were fired after him across the plain. He wheeled about and rode back to
his elected mistress. We grew excited. A breath of anger and combat blew over
us, but, at a sign from the senior cavalier, every gun was discharged at once, and
the noise of this fusillade rose to the very skies. It was not long ere we were
gathered around the roast sheep, whose savory flanks were decorated with gold,
white cuckoos surmounted by pats of butter and bathed in red sauce. We praised
God and their was no one who complained of being slighted. The holy pilgrim
was not with us. The wife of my host had served him apart with a young lamb, a
huge bowl of sour milk, a fine cake of dates and semoule. Several piles of
shining pieces were also given him in a kerchief and he was now reciting his
litanies in honor of God and of his patron, dead to all the world but living in
celestial councils, Sidi-Aba-el-Kader-el-Ghilâni-el-Baghdâdi. Khamissa had not
yet shown herself. Only her two companions, Fatma and Zeineb appeared. They
wore blue robes and golden diadems. They said that Khamissa must be either ill
or praying.

* * * * *
At last the moon rose and in the open space in the center of the douar, I saw
some tapers placed in parallel lines forming a sort of avenue of light. On either
side the women scooped out little holes in the sand, and executed a few dancing
steps. The men squatted alongside of the rows of tapers, but the women stood in
the background, looking like dark phantoms. I sat with my host and some
persons of distinction at the end and in the middle of the road. Opposite us sat
Fatma and Zeineb, half-reclining in a group of halfa; beyond them a royal profile
was visible. It was she! The words I had heard in the morning rang in my ears:
“Thy heart will be burnt out!” Already the fires kindled as I looked at her. The
flutes discoursed a tender strain. Zenieb and Fatma were whirling about each
other, blue as the sky, shining with golden stars. Only in the shadow could I see
her form outlined softly beneath the folds of a great piece of white silk which
enveloped her.
What said the flutes now? The space was empty. The crackling briars shot
flames up higher than the tents. The flutes called with imperious vibrating
accents, in sad supplications, in wild outbursts, while the dull thud of the drums
in the interval seemed to fire the soul with a holy enthusiasm.
Khamissa lifted her arms, tossed aside the haïk which enveloped her and
slowly rose. She took several steps and then paused, her elbows pressed to her
sides, her two hands folded against her cheeks, her head inclining somewhat to
the left, her eyes half-closed—it was the attitude of prayer. She sparkled from
head to foot, and, in her attitude of absolute repose, she looked like a splendid
idol.
Her robes were of red, silver and gold. The scarlet drapery, cunningly drawn
about her in thick folds, reached all the way to the ground. A belt of embossed
silver, high under the breasts but low at the sides, encompassed her like a piece
of armor. Upon her bosom lay numerous golden chains dependant from both
sides of her head, which was crowned by a lofty headdress. This coiffure was
made of a black silk turban and tresses of wool, over which were worn two
diadems of gold with pendants that twinkled upon her forehead. A long white
veil parted at her temples and fell backward over her shoulders to the ground.
Neither her hair nor her ears nor her neck were visible. The perfect oval of her
face, her beautiful cheeks and her long eyes were framed in gold. Her lips were
painted red, her cheeks were touched with saffron and with rose, her eyelids
were colored blue. It was only when she held out her arms that I saw the velvet
whiteness of her flesh, and yet these arms were laden to the elbows with huge
bracelets of silver that bristled with points.
Was it Pallas-Athene? Was it a Byzantine madonna? Was it a painted statue
from the Acropolis? Who was this coming toward us with slow steps that glided
softly over the sand keeping time with the thunder of the gongs and the wild
flutes that rent the air? She swayed gently and turned her hands reddened with
henna, now holding her head to the right while her wide-open eyes shone like
stars. Her tall and supple body was invisible, but its movements communicated a
divine grace and harmony to the garments she wore. She swayed to and fro by an
insensible movement. To the young men who gazed upon her, she seemed a
goddess! She advanced in this way till she stood within a few steps of my
fascinated eyes; then she paused and fell back into her first attitude, the pose of a
Virgin in a cathedral window. I watched her deliberately. The pendant of her
diadems were golden fish, the symbols of Jesus Christ, our Saviour; in the center
of her forehead hung the Christian cross; on her chin which was sculptured out
of purest marble, the cross of Buddha lay; on her blood-colored hands were the
seven darts of Solomon’s candlestick; around her thumbs were two blue threads,
the Egyptian symbol of eternal life. This marvelous creature was unconsciously
consecrated to all religions of the world.
She turned about to retire as slowly as she had advanced. Her long white
veil trailed on the ground. Then she came back with a new rhythm in her
movements, yet still gliding quickly, softly, subtly like a ray of sunlight. Her
steps were longer now. Her lips parted in a charming smile; her head was half-
turned to one side; now the right, now the left arm was extended to give a
playful little tap to some lover or adorer as she advanced in the midst of
beseeching shadows. Again she paused before the group of which I was a part,
turned with suspended motion and then retreated. As yet not an Arab had stirred.
They were squatting there with their knees pressed against their chins, half-
hidden by their barnous. When she advanced for the third time, the scene
changed. Then she was truly superb!
 “O, Heaven! Wonderful! May God bless thy mother! God keep misery from
all who belong to thee!”
Thus the men exclaimed as they pressed each other for a better view, and the
women stifled the you-yous in their throats, pressing their hands to their eyes.
With a backward motion, she drew off her veil; a quick movement
unfastened the first row of chains from her breast. She turned her head, spread
her arms in a semi-circle, bent her round bust upon her body, and, as though
inspired by the beating of the drums, she tapped the earth with her naked feet.
She came forward with a simple movement, with no seductive oscillation of the
body, yet perfectly intoxicating! Her eyes shot sparks which fell to her very
ankles where circlets of gold were flashing. It would not have surprised me, had
some one of the young brigands who watched her, snatched her up in his iron
grasp, swung her into his saddle and galloped away. But they seemed content
simply to foreswear and ruin themselves for her. They tossed under her feet
every bit of silver the holy pilgrim had left them; the sand shone with coins—
five franc pieces, the boudjous of Tunis, and old Spanish douros. Now and then,
she would pause and start anew, smiling more radiantly each time she threw out
her arms. I shut my eyes for a moment; I felt she was before me. I saw her
kneeling, her breast swelling beneath the golden chains, raising her blue eyelids,
showing her white teeth set in coral. I leaned toward her; I felt her warm breath
fan my cheek. I laid three gold pieces on her brow and one on either cheek.
“Khamissa!” I murmured. “Lovely one! Leave me not!”
She smiled her alluring smile. The flutes burst forth in a passionate appeal. I
held out my arms, but she was gone!
 ETCHINGS: COMFORT
(Edward Marshall: For Short Stories.)

She was not a pretty sight ... an old woman tottering under sixty years of
poverty ... and now was the worst poverty of all. Her hand, which gathered a
grimy plaid shawl at her throat, trembled ceaselessly from privation, and the vile
liquor privation had brought. She was hungry; it seemed to her that she had
never eaten. She was cold; it seemed to her that she had never known warmth.
She crept into a little hallway on the water front. The breeze from the river
was not a strong one; but to her it was a hurricane. The drizzling rain hurt her.
The minor tones of a bell from a ship at the near-by docks told that it was
midnight. With inarticulate moans she crouched down in a corner, closing the
door to keep out the wind and rain.
Something was in the corner, she felt it with her benumbed hands. It was
soft and warm to her touch. A plaintive mew followed. The something was a cat.
At first she rather resented its presence. Then she gathered it up in her arms and
pressed it against the bosom of her ragged old dress. Here was a creature as
miserable as she. It was only a cat, but she felt less lonely with it in her arms.
When she had been a little girl she had had a pet kitten.
Each was cold—the cat and the woman—but each found some warmth in
the other. The cat stopped mewing and the woman stopped moaning. The wind
had shifted and the rain had ceased. The door swung open again and the moon
hanging calmly beautiful among the clouds, shone through the tangle of masts
and cordage and into the hallway.
The woman, crouched in the corner, held the cat as she would have held a
child. By-and-by she began to rock slowly to and fro. The clouds drifted away,
and the stars joined the moon in peeping through the door.
The woman’s eyes were closed and she was crooning an old-fashioned
lullaby. The cat was very faintly purring and one of its paws rested on her bare
neck. The moon sank slowly out of sight and new clouds obscured the stars.
 When the policeman peered in the hallway just before daybreak, the woman
and the cat were asleep.
And they are still sleeping.
 TIMMY MULLIGAN’S RALLY
(James E. Kinsella: Chicago News.)

Little Timmy Mulligan was very sick. Some of his chums said in an awed
whisper: “He is dyin’ dis time, sure pop.”
No more would his 9-year-old war-whoop resound around the corner. No
more would the lake front know Timmy, his bare feet, and his stone bruises.
Never again would he occupy the pitcher’s box and captain the “Red Hots, de
champeens uv all de 9-year-olds on de wes’-side”—a nine which, through Capt.
Timmy’s masterly inshoots, had attained proud preëminence. Never again would
Timmy refresh his jaded spirits by throwing rocks at the Italian on the corner,
who had incurred his enmity by once refusing him a banana.
Timmy was as sturdy a youngster as ever the west side turned out; he was as
manly and self-reliant as the average Chicago 9-year-old. He was the cock of the
walk among all his companions—the best swimmer, the best fighter, and the best
pitcher in the ward. The neighborhood was lonesome without Timmy. People
could not imagine “what was on the boy,” once so hearty and vigorous, to keep
to his bed.
The little invalid lay stretched out on his couch as flat and as pallid as a
pancake, in the front room away up in Sylvester Mulligan’s ten-story flat
building. The neighbors were coming in droves to cheer up the ailing youngster.
“You’re not goan to lave me, yer poor ould mither, are ye, Timmy asthore?”
wailed his mother, rocking from side to side in her frenzy of grief, like a ship in
a storm, her voice choked with grief, her eyes drowned in tears.
“Ye were allus a dutiful child to me, Timmy alanna, and ye wud not be
afther lavin’ yer poor old mither to fight the wurld alone, now wud ye? You’re
the only boy I have left, Timmy, and ye’ll not lave me now afther raisin’ ye as
long as I have. Sphake to him, Father Murphy; plase do, yer Rivirince—he’ll
moind you; he wuz allus a good-hearted boy, though a thrifle wild. Rayson wid
him, father; the fayver has rached his brain, and he turns his face to the wall
from me. He won’t sphake to me. Oh, it’s heart-scalded I am!”
“What’s this I hear, Timmy, about your talking of dying,” cheerfully sung
out the good Father Murphy, approaching the bedside of the little sufferer, and
taking the boy’s wasted hand in his own. “Why, your worth a dozen dead men,
yet. I could never spare you in the world. Who could I put in your place as
monitor in the school; who else could I get to run my errands and to bring me
my Evening News, eh? Why, Timmy, my boy, you are indispensable to the
parish—you’re a little pillar of the church—all by yourself. You’re only
pretending to be sick—you who were always so strong and hearty, with the
rosiest cheeks and the brightest eye of all the lads for squares around. Brace up,
and leave all thoughts of dying to old folks like your mother and myself. Do you
hear, Tim?”
Tim did hear, nodding his head feverishly upon his clammy pillow. His eyes
burned with an unnatural fire. They had the appealing glance of a wounded deer;
it would melt your heart but to look at them.
The little invalid tossed uneasily upon the bed; his curling hair, damp with
perspiration and pain, strayed uneasily o’er the pillow; his thin hands beat the
coverlid with the petulance of a sturdy youngster unused to such close
confinement. Yet he spoke not a word.
“Haven’t you a word for your old teacher, Tim, my boy?” asked Father
Murphy, softly.
“Where’s Corkey O’Neill?” yelled out Timmy, suddenly, heedless of the
worthy priest’s entreaty. “I wanter see Corkey; bring ’im up ’ere immejiate.”
Corkey was instantly produced, shuffling shamefacedly across the room to
the bedside of his stricken comrade. Tim’s brow was knitted in meditation. His
fingers played a tattoo on the blanket. He had a load on his mind he wanted to
dump. Turning restlessly, he unburdened himself thus:
“I done ye up two weeks ter day, Corkey.”
Corkey admitted the “doing up.”
“But I fout ye fair, Corkey; I didn’t use brass knuckles?”
Corkey was forced to declare that brass knuckles took no active part in the
youthful encounter.
“Ye sed I wuz a ’snide,’ Corkey, didn’t ye?”
 It appeared that Corkey had said so.
“I t’umped ye pretty hard. I blacked both o’ yer eyes—or wuz it ony one?”
It was “ony one,” for Corkey still bore the echo of it on his tinted left optic.
“Well, wot I wanter say, Corkey, is I’m sorry I bunged you up so bad. I don’t
believe I could whip you the way I am here, but ef you want satisfaction ye can
take it out o’ me now—if you bear enny hard feelings.”
“I wouldn’t hit a dying kid, not fur de hull west side,” cried out Corkey,
sobbing as if his heart would break, “ye only guv me wot I deserved, Timmy; I
had no right roastin’ you de way I did.”
“Who duz the Red Hots play a Sunday?”
“We wuz a goan to play de Hard Times, Timmy, but now dat you’re sick an’
can’t pitch we’ve declared the match off—we’d git skunked.”
“Wot did ye do dat for?” savagely exclaimed Timmy. “I’ve a good mind to
black yer other eye for ye.”
“Well, we all made up we wudn’t play till ye got well, Tim; it’s no use going
out on de dimund unless you’re pitchin’.”
Mr. Mulligan appeared to see matters in the proper light.
“Well, I guess you’re about right, Corkey,” he was moved to admit. “I guess
I’ll hav ter get well. I wanter skunk dat crowd of Hard Times wid me in-shoots
and me new snake curve that I’ve been studying out here the last two weeks
while I’ve been rastlin’ wid de blankets. Wot duz de gang say about me, Corkey,
layin’ here in me bed on the flat o’ me back, like an old granny—me who wuz
never sick before?”
“Say, Tim, dey’re orful sorry; they’d cum up here themselves to see ye, ony
yer ole ’ooman wudn’t let ’em.”
“Stick yer hed out uv the windy and yell for ’em to come up,” commanded
the prostrate pitcher.
Corkey thrust his Bulwer Lytton brow out of the window emitting a yell that
caused all the members of the Red Hots to file into the room on tiptoe, wiping
their mouths with their coat sleeves, and hanging their heads.
“Hello, fellers!”
“Hello, Tim!”
 “Wot’s de matter wid ye, Philly Burke? Wot are ye snivellin’ for? Didn’t ye
ever see a sick kid before? An’ you, too, Patsy Carroll—why, I nivir see sich
weakeners as you kids before in all me life. You’re a nice gang to let yourself be
bluffed by them Hard Times crowd. Ye have no more sand in yer craw than a
chicken. I’ve a good notion to sick me poodle on de hull gang o’ ye. Cum up
yere, Danger!”
The little black-and-tan that had retreated under the bureau, where he kept
up growling and showing his teeth at the crowd of strange visitors, jumped up on
the bed and began licking his youthful master’s hand. Then, turning round, he
glared fiercely at the roomful of sympathizers, his tail lashing the bed, his little
black nose uplifted defiantly. He showed his teeth in a subdued and dangerous
snarl, as if looking out for the shins of the undertaker. All through little Tim’s
sickness the dog had hung around his master’s room in a subdued and listless
manner. When not squatting on the sick boy’s pillow, licking Tim’s hot and
feverish hand, and vigilantly guarding his restless slumber, the dog would slink
away under the bed, as if the boy’s illness had affected him, also, and had cowed
his honest bark and native pluck into a cowardly snarling and showing of his
vicious teeth.
“If that dood of a doctor comes a-monkeying around here enny more a-
pizening me with the medicines he makes me swaller, we’ll giv him hydrophoby
—won’t we, Danger?”
Danger showed his red gums in fierce assent.
“Where’s me ould woman?”
“Here I am, Timmy asthore; what is it?”
“Sind out the kittle for a quart o’ beer. I wanter do the right thing and treat
de gang as has called on me. I guess it’ll be about square. Whin ye go over with
the growler to Danny Shay’s, Corkey, mind ye scoop in all the free lunch as ye
can crib. I guess I could go a little cheese sandwich meself. Be sure you tell
Danny Shay to pack the growler as tight as he can, Corkey,” was the latter part
of the languid yet hospitable injunction of the stricken Timmy, as he turned over
on his side for a refreshing slumber, the vigilant Danger snugly perched on his
fifth rib.
Mr. Mulligan, I am pleased to state, recovered in time to give the Hard
Times the worst skunking they ever got.
In that match, digging his toenails in the pitcher’s box, his cap cocked
rakishly over his left eye, and Danger coaching “on de side” and howling like a
demon when his master struck out any of the opposing batsmen, Timmy ladled
out to the demoralized Hard Times those justly celebrated curves of his,
reinforced with the famous snake shoot which he had acquired while tossing
oranges on a feverish bed.
Timmy was carried home to the 19th ward in triumph, Danger bringing up
the rear, leaving in his trail the vibrating air churned to a white heat by his
wagging tail.
 THE GOBLIN BARBER
Famous Stories—The Old-time Favorites

(By Johann Musäus. This writer, little known save to scholars, enjoyed a great
reputation during his life—1733 to 1787—as a collector of his native folk lore. The
Goblin Barber is founded on an old German legend. Franz Melcherson, a good-for-
nothing, squanders a fortune; becomes beggared; falls in love with his landlady’s
daughter, Meta; tramps to Antwerp to recover money due him; fails to collect, and on
his way back asks shelter at an inn; is refused; curses the landlord, who, to be
revenged, calls him back and lodges him in the haunted castle where the incidents of
this story befall him.)

The castle lay hard by the hamlet, on a steep rock, right opposite the inn,
from which it was divided merely by the highway and a little gurgling brook.
The situation being so agreeable, the edifice was still kept in repair, and well
provided with all sorts of house-gear; for it served the owner as a hunting-lodge,
where he frequently caroused all day; and so soon as the stars began to twinkle
in the sky, retired with his whole retinue, to escape the mischief of the ghost,
who rioted about in it the whole night over, but by day gave no disturbance.
Unpleasant as the owner felt this spoiling of his mansion by a bugbear, the
nocturnal sprite was not without advantages, for the great security it gave from
thieves. The count could have appointed no trustier or more watchful keeper
over the castle than this same spectre, for the rashest troop of robbers never
ventured to approach this old tower in the hamlet of Rummelsburg, near
Rheinberg.
The sunshine had sunk, the dark night was coming heavily on, when Franz,
with a lantern in his hand, proceeded to the castle-gate, under the guidance of
mine host, who carried in his hand a basket of victuals, with a flask of wine,
which he said should not be marked against him. He had also taken along with
him a pair of candlesticks and two wax-lights; for in the whole castle there was
neither lamp nor taper, as no one ever stayed in it after twilight. On the way,
Franz noticed the creaking, heavy-laden basket, and the wax-lights, which he
thought he should not need, and yet must pay for. Therefore he said: “What is
this superfluity and waste, as at a banquet? The light in the lantern is enough to
see with till I go to bed; and when I awake the sun will be high enough, for I am
tired, and shall sleep with both eyes.”
“I will not hide from you,” replied the landlord, “that a story runs of there
being mischief in the castle, and a goblin that frequents it. You, however, need
not let the thing disturb you; we are near enough, you see, for you to call us;
should you meet with aught unnatural I and my folks will be at your hand in a
twinkling to assist you. Down in the house there we keep astir all night through,
some one is always moving. I have lived here these thirty years, yet I cannot say
that I have ever seen aught. If there be now and then a little hurly-burlying at
nights, it is nothing but cats and martens rummaging about the granary. As a
precaution I have provided you with candles; the night is no friend of man; and
the tapers are consecrated, so that sprites, if there be such in the castle, will avoid
their shine.”
It was no lying in mine host to say that he had never seen anything of
spectres in the castle; for by night he had taken special care not once to set foot
in it; and by day, the goblin did not come to sight. In the present case, too, the
traitor would not risk himself across the border. After opening the door he
handed Franz the basket, directed him what way to go, and wished him good-
night. Franz entered the lobby without anxiety or fear, believing the ghost story
to be empty tattle, or a tradition of some real occurrence in the place, which idle
fancy had shaped into an unnatural adventure. He had laid it down as a rule
deduced from experiences, when he heard any rumor, to believe exactly the
reverse, and left the grain of truth which, in the opinion of the wise knight,
always lies in such reports, entirely out of sight.
Pursuant to mine host’s direction, he ascended the winding stone stair; and
reached a bolted door, which he opened with his key. A long, dark gallery, where
his footsteps resounded, led him into a large hall, and from this, a side-door, into
a suite of apartments, richly provided with all furniture for decoration or
convenience. Out of these he chose the room which had the friendliest aspect,
where he found a well-pillowed bed, and from the window could look right
down upon the inn, and catch every loud word that was spoken there. He lit his
wax-tapers, furnished his table, and feasted with the commodiousness and relish
of an Otaheitean noble. The big-bellied flask was an antidote to thirst. So long as
his teeth were in full occupation, he had no time to think of the reported devilry
in the castle. If aught now and then made a stir in the distance, and Fear called to
him, “Hark! hark! There comes the goblin;” Courage answered: “Stuff! it is cats
and martens bickering and caterwauling.” But in the digestive half-hour after
meat, when the sixth sense, that of hunger and thirst, no longer occupied the
soul, she directed her attention from the other five exclusively upon the sense of
hearing; and already Fear was whispering three timid thoughts into the listener’s
ear, before Courage had time to answer once.
As the first resource, he locked the door, bolted it, and made his retreat to
the walled seat in the vault of the window. He opened this, and to dissipate his
thoughts a little, looked out on the spangled sky, gazed at the corroded moon,
and counted how often the stars snuffed themselves. On the road beneath him all
was void; and in spite of the pretended nightly bustle in the inn, the doors were
shut, the lights out, and everything as still as in a sepulchre. On the other hand,
the watchman blew his horn, making his “List, gentlemen!” sound over all the
hamlet; and for the composure of the timorous astronomer, who still kept
feasting his eyes on the splendor of the stars, uplifted a rusty evening hymn right
under his window; so that Franz might easily have carried on a conversation
with him, which, for the sake of company, he would willingly have done, had he
in the least expected that the watchman would make answer to him.
In a populous city, in the middle of a numerous household, where there is a
hubbub equal to that of a bee-hive, it may form a pleasant entertainment for the
thinker to philosophize on solitude, to decorate her as the loveliest playmate of
the human spirit, to view her under all her advantageous aspects, and long for
her enjoyment as for hidden treasure. But in scenes where she is no exotic, in the
isle of Juan Fernandez, where a solitary eremite, escaped from shipwreck, lives
with her through long years; or in the dreary nighttime, in a deep wood, or in an
old uninhabited castle, where empty walls and vaults awaken horror, and nothing
breathes of life but the moping owl in the ruinous turret; there, in good sooth,
she is not the most agreeable companion for the timid anchorite that has to pass
his time in her abode, especially if he is every moment looking for the entrance
of a spectre to augment the party. In such a case it may easily chance that a
window conversation with the watchman shall afford a richer entertainment for
the spirit and the heart, than a reading of the most attractive eulogy on solitude.
If Ritter Zimmerman had been in Franz’s place, in the castle of Rummelsburg,
on the Westphalian marches, he would doubtless in this position have struck out
the fundamental topics of as interesting a treatise on Society, as, inspired to all
appearances by the irksomeness of some ceremonious assembly, he has poured
out from the fullness of his heart in praise of Solitude.
Midnight is the hour at which the world of spirits acquires activity and life,
when hebetated animal nature lies entombed in deep slumber. Franz inclined
getting through this critical hour in sleep rather than awake; so he closed his
window, went the round of his rooms once more, spying every nook and crevice,
to see whether all was safe and earthly; snuffed the lights to make them burn
clearer; and without undressing or delaying, threw himself upon his bed, with
which his wearied person felt unusual satisfaction. Yet he could not get asleep so
fast as he wished. A slight palpitation at the heart, which he ascribed to a tumult
in the blood, arising from the sultriness of the day, kept him waking for a while;
and he failed not to employ this respite in offering up such a pithy prayer as he
had not prayed for many years. This produced the usual effect, and he softly fell
asleep while saying it.
After about an hour, as he supposed, he started up with a sudden terror; a
thing not at all surprising when there is tumult in the blood. He was broad
awake; he listened whether all was quiet, and heard nothing but the clock strike
twelve; a piece of news which the watchman forthwith communicated to the
hamlet in doleful recitative. Franz listened for a while, turned on the other side,
and was again about to sleep, when he caught, as it were, the sound of a door
grating in the distance, and immediately it shut with a stifled bang. “Alack!
alack!” bawled Fright into his ear; “this is the ghost in very deed!” “’Tis nothing
but the wind,” said Courage manfully. But quickly it came nearer, nearer, like the
sound of heavy footsteps. Clink here, clink there, as if a criminal were rattling
his irons, or as if the porter were walking about the castle with his bunch of keys.
Alas, here was no wind business! Courage held his peace; and quaking Fear
drove all the blood to the heart, and made it thump like a smith’s forehammer.
The thing was now beyond jesting. If Fear would still have let Courage get a
word, the latter would have put the terror-struck watcher in mind of his
subsidiary treaty with mine host, and incited him to claim the stipulated
assistance loudly from the window; but for this there was a want of proper
resolution. The quaking Franz had recourse to the bedclothes, the last fortress of
the timorous, and drew them close over his ears, as bird-ostrich sticks his head in
the grass when he can no longer escape the huntsman. Outside it came along,
door up, door to, with hideous uproar; and at last it reached the bedroom. It
jerked sharply at the lock, tried several keys till it found the right one; yet the bar
still held the door, till a bounce like a thunderclap made bolt and rivet start, and
threw it wide open. Now stalked in a long, lean man, with a black beard, in
ancient garb, and with a gloomy countenance, his eyebrows hanging down in
deep earnestness from his brow. Over his right shoulder he had a scarlet cloak,
and on his head he wore a peaked hat. With a heavy step he walked thrice in
silence up and down the chamber; looked at the consecrated tapers, and snuffed
them that they might burn brighter. Then he drew aside his cloak, girded on a
scissor pouch which he had under it, produced a set of shaving tackle, and
immediately began to whet a sharp razor on the broad strap which he wore at his
girdle.
Franz perspired in mortal agony under his coverlet; recommended himself to
the keeping of the Virgin; and anxiously speculated on the object of this
manœuvre, not knowing whether it was meant for his throat or his beard. To his
comfort, the goblin poured some water from a silver flask into a basin of silver,
and with his skinny hand lathered the soap into a light foam; then set a chair, and
beckoned with a solemn look to the quaking looker-on to come forth from
among the quivering bedclothes.
Against so pertinent a sign remonstrance was as bootless as against the
rigorous commands of the Grand Turk when he transmits an exiled vizier to the
angel of death, the Capichi Bashi with the silken cord, to take delivery of his
head. The most rational procedure that can be adopted in this critical case is to
comply with necessity, put a good face on a bad business, and with stoical
composure let one’s throat be noosed. Franz honored the spectre’s order; the
coverlet began to move, he sprang sharply from his couch, and took the place
pointed out to him. However strange this quick transition from the uttermost
terror to the boldest resolution may appear, I doubt not but Moritz in his
Psychological Journal could explain the matter till it seemed quite natural.
Immediately the goblin barber tied the towel about the shivering customer,
seized the comb and scissors, and clipped off his hair and beard. Then he soaped
him scientifically; first the beard, next the eyebrows, at last the temples and the
hind-head; and shaved him from throat to nape, as smooth and bald as a death’s-
head. This operation finished, he washed his head, dried it clean, made his bow,
and buttoned up his scissor pouch, wrapped himself in his scarlet mantle, and
made for departing. The consecrated tapers had burned with an exquisite
brightness through the whole transaction; and Franz, by the light of them,
perceived in the mirror that the shaver had changed him into a Chinese pagoda.
In secret he heartily deplored the loss of his fair brown locks; yet took fresh
breath as he observed that with this sacrifice the account was settled, and the
ghost had no more power over him.
So it was in fact; Redcloak went toward the door, silently as he had entered,
without salutation or good-bye, and seemed entirely the contrast of his talkative
guild-brethern. But scarcely was he gone three steps when he paused, looked
round with a mournful expression at his well-served customer, and stroked the
flat of his hand over his black, bushy beard. He did the same a second time, and
again just as he was in the act of stepping out at the door. A thought struck Franz
that the spectre wanted something, and a rapid combination of ideas suggested
that perhaps he was expecting the very service he himself had just performed.
As the ghost, notwithstanding his rueful look, seemed more disposed for
banter than for seriousness, and had played his guest a scurvy trick—not done
him any real injury, the panic of the latter had now almost subsided. So he
ventured the experiment, and beckoned to the ghost to take the seat from which
he had himself just risen. The goblin instantly obeyed, threw off his coat, laid his
barber tackle on the table, and placed himself in the chair, in the posture of a
man that wishes to be shaved. Franz carefully observed the same procedure
which the spectre had observed to him; clipped his beard with the scissors,
cropped away his hair, lathered his whole scalp, and the ghost all the while sat
steady as a wig-block. The awkward journeyman came ill at handling the razor;
he had never had another in his hand, and he shore the beard right against the
grain, whereat the goblin made as strange grimaces as Erasmus’s ape when
imitating its master’s shaving. Nor was the unpracticed bungler himself well at
ease, and he thought more than once of the sage aphorism, “What is not thy trade
make not thy business;” yet he struggled through the task the best way he could,
and scraped the ghost as bald as he himself had been scraped.
Hitherto the scene between the spectre and the traveler had been played
pantomimically; the action now became dramatic. “Stranger,” said the ghost,
“accept my thanks for the service thou hast done me. By thee I am delivered
from the long imprisonment which has chained me for three hundred years
within these walls, to which my departed soul was doomed, till a mortal hand
should consent to retaliate on me what I practiced on others in my lifetime.
“Know that of old a reckless scorner dwelt within this tower, who took his
sport on priests as well as laics. Count Hardman, such his name, was no
philanthropist, acknowledged no superior, and no law, but practiced vain caprice
and waggery, regarding not the sacredness of hospitable rights; the wanderer
who came beneath his roof, the needy man who asked a charitable alms of him,
he never sent away unvisited by wicked joke. I was his castle barber, still a
willing instrument, and did whatever pleased him. Many a pious pilgrim,
journeying past us, I allured with friendly speeches to the hall; prepared the bath
for him, and when he thought to take good comfort, shaved him smooth and
bald, and packed him out of doors. Then would Count Hardman, looking from
the window, see with pleasure how the foxes’ whelps of children gathered from
the hamlet to assail the outcast, and to cry, as once their fellows to Elijah:
“‘Baldhead! Baldhead!’
“In this the scoffer took pleasure, laughing with a devilish joy till he would
hold his pot-paunch, and his eyes ran down with water.
“Once came a saintly man from foreign lands; he carried, like a penitent, a
heavy cross upon his shoulder, and had stamped five nail marks on his hands and
feet and side; upon his head there was a ring of hair like to the crown of thorns.
He called upon us here, requested water for his feet and a small crust of bread.
Immediately I took him to the bath to serve him in my common way; respected
not the sacred ring, but shore it clean from off him. Then the pious pilgrim spoke
a heavy malison upon me: ‘Know, accursed man, that when thou diest, heaven,
and hell, and purgatory’s iron gate are shut against thy soul. As goblin it shall
rage within these walls, till unrequired, unbid, a traveler come and exercise
retaliation on thee.’
“That hour I sickened, and the marrow in my bones dried up; I faded like a
shadow. My spirit left the wasted carcass, and was exiled to this castle, as the
saint had doomed it. In vain I struggled for deliverance from the torturing bonds
that fettered me to earth; for thou must know that when the soul forsakes her
clay she panteth for her place of rest, and this sick longing spins her years to
aeons, while in foreign elements she languishes for home. Now self-tormenting,
I pursued the mournful occupation I had followed in my lifetime. Alas! my
uproar soon made desolate this house. But seldom came a pilgrim here to lodge.
And though I treated all like thee, no one would understand me, and perform, as
thou, the service which has freed my soul from bondage. Henceforth shall no
hobgoblin wander in this castle; I return to my long-wished-for rest. And now,
young stranger, once again my thanks that thou hast loosed me! Were I keeper of
deep-hidden treasures, they were thine; but wealth in life was not my lot, nor in
this castle lies there any cash entombed. Yet mark my counsel. Tarry here till
beard and locks again shall cover chin and scalp; then turn thee homeward to thy
native town; and on the Weser-bridge of Bremen, at the time when day and night
in autumn are alike, wait for a friend who there will meet thee, who will tell thee
what to do, that it be well with thee on earth. If from the golden horn of plenty
blessing and abundance flow to thee, then think of me; and ever as the day thou
freedst me from the curse comes round, cause for my soul’s repose three masses
to be said. Now fare thee well. I go, no more returning.”
With these words the ghost, having by his copiousness of talk satisfactorily
attested his former existence as court-barber in the castle of Rummelsburg,
vanished into air, and left his deliverer full of wonder at the strange adventure.
He stood for a long while motionless, in doubt whether the whole matter had
actually happened, or an unquiet dream had deluded his senses; but his bald head
convinced him that there had been a real occurrence. He returned to bed, and
slept, after the fright he had undergone, till the hour of noon. The treacherous
landlord had been watching since morning, when the traveler with the scalp was
to come forth, that he might receive him with jibing speeches under pretext of
astonishment at his nocturnal adventure. But as the stranger loitered too long,
and midday was approaching, the affair became serious; and mine host began to
dread that the goblin might have treated his guest a little harshly, have beaten
him to a jelly perhaps, or so frightened him that he had died of terror; and to
carry his wanton revenge to such a length as this had not been his intention. He
therefore rung his people together, hastened out with man and maid to the tower,
and reached the door of the apartment where he had observed the light on the
previous evening. He found an unknown key in the lock; but the door was barred
within, for after the disappearance of the goblin, Franz had again secured it. He
knocked with a perturbed violence, till the Seven Sleepers themselves would
have awoke at the din. Franz started up, and thought in his first confusion that
the ghost was again standing at the door to favor him with another call. But
hearing mine host’s voice, who required nothing more but that his guest would
give some sign of life, he gathered himself up and opened the door.
With seeming horror at the sight of him, mine host, striking his hands
together, exclaimed, “By heaven and all the saints! Redcloak” (by this name the
ghost was known among them) “has been here, and has shaved you bald as a
block! Now, it is clear as day that the old story is no fable. But tell me, how
looked the goblin; what did he say to you? what did he do?”
Franz, who had now seen through the questioner, made answer: “The goblin
looked like a man in a red cloak; what he did is not hidden from you, and what
he said I well remember: ‘Stranger,’ said he, ‘trust no innkeeper who is a Turk in
grain. What would befall thee here he knew. Be wise and happy. I withdraw from
this my ancient dwelling, for my time is run. Henceforth no goblin riots here; I
now become a silent incubus to plague the landlord; nip him, tweak him, harrass
him, unless the Turk do expiate his sin; do freely give thee food and lodging till
brown locks again shall cluster round thy head.’”
The landlord shuddered at these words, cut a large cross in the air before
him, vowed by the Holy Virgin to give the traveler free board so long as he liked
to continue, led him over to his house and treated him with the best. By this
adventure Franz had well-nigh got the reputation of a conjurer, as the spirit
thenceforth never once showed face. He often passed the night in the tower; and
a desperado of the village once kept him company, without having beard or scalp
disturbed. The owner of the place, having learned that Redcloak no longer
walked in Rummelsburg, was delighted at the news, and ordered that the
stranger, who, as he supposed, had laid him, should be well taken care of.
By the time when the clusters were beginning to be colored on the vine, and
the advancing autumn reddened the apples, Franz’s brown locks were again
curling over his temples, and he girded up his knapsack; for all thoughts and
meditations were turned upon the Weser-bridge, to seek the friend, who, at the
behest of the goblin barber, was to direct him how to make his fortune. When
about taking leave of mine host, that charitable person led from his stable a horse
well saddled and equipped, which the owner of the castle had presented to the
stranger, for having made his house again habitable; nor had the count forgot to
send a sufficient purse along with it to bear his traveling charges; and so Franz
came riding back into his native city, brisk and light of heart. He sought out his
old quarters, but kept himself quite retired, only inquiring underhand how
matters stood with the fair Meta, whether she was still alive and unwedded. To
this inquiry he received a satisfactory answer, and contented himself with it in
the meanwhile; for, till his fate was decided, he would not risk appearing in her
sight, or making known to her his arrival in Bremen.
With unspeakable longing he waited the equinox; his impatience made every
intervening day a year. At last the long-wished-for term appeared. The night
before he could not close an eye for thinking of the wonders that were coming.
The blood was whirling and beating in his arteries, as it had done at the Castle of
Rummelsburg, when he lay in expectation of his spectre visitant. To be sure of
not missing his expected friend, he rose by daybreak, and proceeded with the
earliest dawn to the Weser-bridge, which as yet stood empty, and untrod by
passengers. He walked along it several times in solitude, with that presentiment
of coming gladness which includes in it the real enjoyment of all terrestrial
felicity; for it is not the attainment of our wishes, but the undoubted hope of
attaining them, which offers to the human soul the full measure of highest and
most heartfelt satisfaction. He formed many projects as to how he should present
himself to his beloved Meta, when his looked-for happiness should have arrived;
whether it would be better to appear before her in full splendor, or to mount from
his former darkness with the first gleam of morning radiance, and discover to her
by degrees the change in his condition. Curiosity, moreover, put a thousand
questions to Reason in regard to the adventure. Who can the friend be that is to
meet me on the Weser-bridge? Will it be one of my old acquaintances, by whom,
since my ruin, I have been entirely forgotten? How will he pave the way to me
for happiness? And will this way be short or long, easy or toilsome? To the
whole of which Reason, in spite of her thinking, answered not a word.
In about an hour the bridge began to get awake; there was riding, driving,
walking to and fro on it, and much commercial ware passing this way and that.
The usual dayguard of beggars and importunate persons also by degrees took up
this post, so favorable for their trade, to levy contributions on the public
benevolence; for of poorhouses and workhouses the wisdom of legislators had as
yet formed no scheme. The first of the tattered cohort that applied for alms to the
jovial promenader, from whose eyes gay hope laughed forth, was a discharged
soldier, provided with the military badge of a timber leg, which had been lent
him, seeing he had fought so stoutly in former days for his native country, as the
recompense of his valor, with the privilege of begging where he pleased; and
who now, in the capacity of physiognomist, pursued the study of man upon the
Weser-bridge, with such success, that he very seldom failed in his attempts for
charity. Nor did his exploratory glance mislead him in the present instance; for
Franz, in the joy of his heart, threw a white engelgroshen into the cripple’s hat.
During the morning hours, when none but the laborious artisan is busy, and
the more exalted townsmen still lie in sluggish rest, he scarcely looked for his
promised friend; he expected him in the higher classes, and took little notice of
the present passengers. About the council-hour, however, when the proceres of
Bremen were driving past to the hall, in their gorgeous robes of office, and about
exchange time, he was all eye and ear; he spied the passengers from afar, and
when a right man came along the bridge his blood began to flutter, and he
thought here was the creator of his fortune. Meanwhile hour after hour passed
on; the sun rose high; ere long the noontide brought a pause in business; the
rushing crowd faded away, and still the expected friend appeared not. Franz now
walked up and down the bridge quite alone; had no society in view but the
beggars, who were serving out their cold collations without moving from the
place. He made no scruple to do the same; purchased some fruit, and took his
dinner inter ambulandum.
The whole club that was dining on the Weser-bridge had remarked the
young man watching here from early morning till noon, without addressing any
one or doing any sort of business. They held him to be a lounger; and though all
of them had tasted his bounty, he did not escape their critical remarks. In jest
they had named him the bridge-bailiff. The physiognomist with the timber-toe,
however, noticed that his countenance was not now so gay as in the morning; he
appeared to be reflecting earnestly on something; he had drawn his hat close
over his face; his movement was slow and thoughtful; he had nibbled at an apple
rind for some time, without seeming to be conscious that he was doing so. From
this appearance of affairs the man-spier thought he might extract some profit;
therefore he put his wooden and his living leg in motion, and stilted off to the
other end of the bridge, and lay in wait for the thinker, that he might assail him,
under the appearance of a new arrival, for a fresh alms. This invention prospered
to the full; the musing philosopher gave no heed to the mendicant, put his hand
into his pocket mechanically, and threw a six-groat piece into the fellow’s hat, to
be rid of him.
In the afternoon a thousand new faces once more came abroad. The watcher
was now tired of his unknown friend’s delaying, yet hope still kept his attention
on the stretch. He stepped into the view of every passenger, hoped that one of
them would clasp him in his arms; but all proceeded coldly on their way, the
most did not observe him at all, and few returned his salute with a slight nod.
The sun was already verging to decline, the shadows were becoming longer, the
crowd upon the bridge diminished; and the beggar-brigade by degrees drew back
into their barracks in the Mattenburg. A deep sadness sank upon the hopeless
Franz when he saw his expectation mocked, and the lordly prospect which had
lain before him in the morning vanish from his eyes at evening. He fell into a
sort of sulky desperation; was on the point of springing over the parapet, and
dashing himself down from the bridge into the river. But the thought of Meta
kept him back, and induced him to postpone his purpose till he had seen her yet
once more. He resolved to watch her next day when she should go to church, for
the last time to drink delight from her looks, and then forthwith to still his warm
love forever in the cold stream of the Weser.
While about to leave the bridge he was met by the invalided pikeman with
the wooden leg, who, for pastime, had been making many speculations as to
what could be the young man’s object, that had made him watch upon the bridge
from dawn to darkness. He himself had lingered beyond his usual time, that he
might wait him out; but as the matter hung too long upon the pegs, curiosity
incited him to turn to the youth himself, and question him respecting it.
“No offence, young gentleman,” said he, “allow me to ask you a question.”
Franz, who was not in a talking humor, and was meeting, from the mouth of
a cripple, the address which he had looked for with such longing from a friend,
answered rather testily, “Well, then, what is it? Speak, old graybeard.”
“We two,” said the other, “were the first upon the bridge to-day, and now,
you see, we are the last. As to me and others of my kidney, it is our vocation
brings us hither, our trade of alms-gathering; but for you, in sooth you are not of
our guild; yet you have watched here the whole blessed day. Now I pray you, tell
me, if it is not a secret, what is it that brings you hither, or what stone is lying on
your heart.”
“What good were it to thee, old blade,” said Franz, bitterly, “to know where
the shoe pinches me, or what concern is lying on my heart? It will give thee
small care.”
“Sir, I have a kind wish toward you, because you opened your hand and
gave me alms; but your countenance at night is not so cheerful as in the morning,
and that grieves my heart.”
The kindly sympathy of this old warrior pleased the misanthrope, so that he
willingly pursued the conversation.
“Why, then,” answered he, “if thou wouldst know what has made me battle
here all day with tedium, thou must understand that I was waiting for a friend,
who appointed me hither, and now leaves me to expect in vain.”
“Under favor,” answered Timbertoe, “if I might speak my mind, this friend
of yours, be he who he like, is little better than a rogue, to lead you such a dance.
If he treated me so, by my faith, his crown should get acquainted with my crutch
next time we met. If he could not keep his word he should have let you know,
and not thus bamboozle you as if you were a child.”
“Yet I cannot altogether blame this friend,” said Franz, “for being absent; he
did not promise; it was but a dream that told me I should meet him here.”
The goblin tale was too long for him to tell, so he veiled it under cover of a
dream.
“Ah! that is another story,” said the beggar; “if you build on dreams it is
little wonder that your hope deceives you. I myself have dreamed much foolish
stuff in my time, but I was never such a madman as to heed it. Had I all the
treasures that have been allotted to me in dreams, I might buy the city of
Bremen, were it sold by auction. But I never credited a jot of them, or stirred
hand or foot to prove their worth or worthlessness. I knew well it would be lost.
Ha! I must really laugh in your face, to think that, on the order of an empty
dream, you have squandered a fair day of your life, which you might have spent
better at a merry banquet.”
“The issue shows that thou art right, old man, and that dreams many times
deceive. But,” continued Franz, defensively, “I dreamed so vividly and
circumstantially, above three months ago, that on this very day, in this very
place, I should meet a friend, who would tell me things of the deepest
importance, that it was well worth while to come and see if it would come to
pass.”
“O, as for vividness,” said Timbertoe, “no man can dream more vividly than
I. There is one dream I had, which I shall never in my life forget. I dreamed, who
knows how many years ago, that my guardian angel stood before my bed in the
figure of a youth, with golden hair, and two silver wings on his back, and said to
me: ‘Berthold, listen to the words of my mouth, that none of them be lost from
thy heart. There is a treasure appointed thee which thou shalt dig, to comfort thy
heart withal for the remaining days of thy life. To-morrow, about evening, when
the sun is going down, take spade and shovel upon thy shoulder; go forth from
the Mattenburg on the right, across the Tieber, by the Balkenbrücke, past the
cloister of St. John’s, and on to the Great Roland. Then take thy way over the
court of the cathedral, through the Schüsselkorb, till thou arrive without the city
at a garden, which has this mark, that a stair of three stone steps leads down from
the highway to its gate. Wait by a side, in secret, till the sickle of the moon shall
shine on thee, then push with the strength of a man against the weak-barred gate,
which will resist thee little. Enter boldly into the garden, and turn thee to the
vine trellises which overhang the covered walk; behind this, on the left, a tall
apple tree overtops the lowly shrubs. Go to the trunk of this tree, thy face turned
right against the moon; look three ells before thee on the ground, thou shalt see
two cinnamon rose bushes; there strike in and dig three spans deep, till thou find
a stone plate; under this lies the treasure, buried in an iron chest, full of money
and money’s worth. Though the chest be heavy and clumsy, avoid not the labor
of lifting it from its bed; it will reward thy trouble well, if thou seek the key
which lies hid beneath it.’”
In astonishment at what he heard, Franz stared and gazed upon the dreamer,
and could not have concealed his amazement had not the dusk of night been on
his side. By every mark in the description he had recognized his own garden, left
him by his father, and which in the days of his extravagance, he had sold for an
old song.
To Franz the pikeman had at once become extremely interesting, as he
perceived that this was the very friend to whom the goblin in the castle of
Rummelsburg had consigned him. Gladly could he have embraced the veteran,
and in the first rapture called him friend and father; but he restrained himself,
and found it more advisable to keep his thoughts about this piece of news to
himself. So he said, “Well, this is what I call a circumstantial dream. But what
didst thou do, old master, in the morning, on awakening? Didst thou not follow
whither thy guardian angel beckoned thee?”
“Pooh,” said the dreamer, “why should I toil, and have my labor for my
pain? It was nothing, after all, but a mere dream. My guardian angel takes little
charge of me, I think, else I should not, to his shame, be going hitching about
here on a wooden leg.”
Franz took out the last piece of silver he had on him: “There,” said he, “old
father, take this other gift from me, to get thee a pint of wine for evening-cup;
thy talk has driven away my ill humor. Neglect not diligently to frequent this
bridge; we shall see each other here, I hope, again.”
The lame old man had not gathered so rich a stock of alms for many a day as
he was now possessed off; he blessed his benefactor for his kindness, hopped
away into a drinking shop to do himself a good turn; while Franz, enlivened with
new hope, hastened off to his lodging in the alley.
Next day he got in readiness everything that is required for treasure-digging.
The unessential equipments, conjurations, magic formulas, magic girdles,
hieroglyphic characters, and such like, were entirely wanting; but these are not
indispensable, provided there be no failure in the three main requisites—shovel,
spade, and, before all, a treasure underground. The necessary implements he
carried to the place a little before sunset, and hid them for the meanwhile in a
hedge; and as to the treasure itself, he had the firm conviction that the goblin in
the castle and the friend on the bridge would prove no liars to him. With longing
impatience he expected the rising of the moon, and no sooner did she stretch her
silver horns over the bushes than he briskly set to work, observing exactly
everything the old man had taught him; and happily raised the treasure without
meeting any adventure in the process, without any black dog having frightened
him, or any bluish flame having lighted him to the spot.
Father Melchior, in burying this penny for a rainy day, had nowise meant
that his son should be deprived of so considerable part of his inheritance. The
mistake lay in this, that death had escorted the testator out of the world in
another way than said testator had expected. He had been completely convinced
that he should take his journey, old and full of days, after regulating his temporal
concerns with all the formalities of an ordinary sick-bed; for so it had been
prophesied to him in his youth. In consequence he purposed, when, according to
the usage of the church, extreme unction should have been dispensed to him, to
call his beloved son to his bedside, having previously dismissed all bystanders,
there to give him the paternal blessing, and by way of farewell memorial direct
him to this treasure buried in the garden. All this, too, would have happened in
just order, if the light of the old man had departed like that of a wick whose oil is
done; but as death had privily snuffed him out at a feast, he undesignedly took
along with him his secret to the grave.
With immeasurable joy the treasure-digger took possession of the shapeless
Spanish pieces, which, with a vast multitude of other finer coins the old chest
had faithfully preserved. When the first intoxication of delight had in some
degree evaporated, he bethought him how the treasure was to be transported,
safe and unobserved into the narrow alley. The burden was too heavy to be
carried without help; thus, with the possession of riches, all the cares attendant
on them were awakened. The new Crœsus found no better plan than to intrust his
capital to the hollow trunk of a tree that stood behind the garden, in a meadow;
the empty chest he again buried under the rose-bush, and smoothed the place as
well as possible. In the space of three days the treasure had been faithfully
transmitted by instalments from the hollow tree into the narrow alley; and now
the owner of it thought he might with honor lay aside his strict incognito. He
dressed himself with the finest; had his prayer displaced from the church, and
required, instead of it, “A Christian thanksgiving for a traveler on returning to
his native town, after happily arranging his affairs.” He hid himself in a corner of
the church, where he could observe the fair Meta, without himself being seen; he
turned not his eye from the maiden, and drank from her looks the actual rapture
which in foretaste had restrained him from suicide on the bridge of the Weser.
When the thanksgiving came in hand, a glad sympathy shone from all her
features and the cheeks of the virgin glowed with joy.
Franz now appeared once more on the Exchange; began a branch of trade
which in a few weeks extended to a great scale; and as his wealth became daily
more apparent, Neighbor Grudge, the scandal-chewer, was obliged to conclude,
that in the cashing of his old debts he must have had more luck than sense. He
hired a large house, fronting the Roland, in the market-place; engaged clerks and
warehousemen; carried on his trade unweariedly; married Meta; provided for old
Timbertoe; lived happily with his wife; and found the most tolerable mother-in-
law that has ever been discovered.
 Transcriber’s Notes
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were not changed. Inconsistent hyphenation was not changed.
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changed here.
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here.
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Page 210: “chimpanze” was printed that way.
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