500daysofsummer - PDF 20231208 225226 0000
500daysofsummer - PDF 20231208 225226 0000
500daysofsummer - PDF 20231208 225226 0000
by
Scott Neustadter
&
Michael H. Weber
First Draft
2006
3.
(478)
EXT. PARK - DAY
CUT TO:
(1)
INT CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
NARRATOR
This belief stemmed from early
exposure to sad British pop music
and a total misreading of the
movie, “The Graduate.”
CUT TO:
NARRATOR
Tom meets Summer on January 8th in
a San Francisco office building. In
an instant, he will know she’s the
one he’s been looking for.
CUT TO:
BLACK.
NARRATOR
You should know up front, this is
not a love story.
(240)
EXT STREETS OF SAN FRAN - NIGHT
A 12 year old GIRL rides her bicycle down the block. She
arrives at an apartment complex, jumps off the bike and races
up the front stairs. She rings the doorbell.
GIRL
Thomas.
Tom freezes.
TOM
Rachel? What are you doing here?
GIRL (RACHEL)
I’m here to help you.
TOM
Help me how?
RACHEL
First, put down the plate.
Tom slowly obliges.
RACHEL
Now come here and sit down.
Tom sits next to the young girl. Paul and Mckenzie sit on
either side of them.
RACHEL
The key is not to panic.
TOM
I think I’m gonna be sick.
RACHEL
Drink this.
She hands him a glass of water. Tom drinks it down.
MCKENZIE
What is that?
RACHEL
Vodka.
TOM
(grimacing at the taste)
More.
He gulps another down.
TOM
Does Mom know you’re here? It’s
gotta be past 10.
7.
RACHEL
Don’t worry about it. Start from
the beginning. Tell us what
happened...
Tom takes a deep breath.
TOM (V.O.)
We spent the whole day together.
TOM (V.O.)
We saw a film.
TOM
I thought it was a great day.
RACHEL
And then what happened?
TOM
(to WAITRESS)
Um...you know what...let’s go
crazy, I’ll have BOTH.
(to Summer)
God, I love eating pancakes at
night. It’s like the greatest thing
ever. How great is this?
SUMMER
I think we should stop seeing each
other.
PAUL
Did she say why?
SUMMER
You’re happy?
TOM
You’re not?
SUMMER
All we do is argue!
TOM
That is such a lie!
RACHEL
Maybe she was just in a bad mood.
PAUL
A hormonal thing.
RACHEL
P.M.S.?
TOM
(to Rachel)
What do you know about PMS?
RACHEL
More than you.
TOM
Oh my god.
MCKENZIE
Please continue.
TOM
(beat)
So I’m Nancy?!
The Waitress comes out with the food. Tom and Summer stop
their discussion until the meal is served and the Waitress
leaves. Summer starts to eat.
SUMMER
Let’s just eat and we’ll talk about
it after. I’m starving.
Without another word she goes back to her pancakes. Tom
watches her eat like this is the worst travesty in the
history of mankind.
SUMMER
(mouth full)
Mmm, you’re so right. These are
great!
Tom looks at his food in disgust. He may never eat again.
SUMMER
(innocent)
What?
PAUL
(beat)
For real?
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CU - SUMMER’S SMILE
TOM (V.O.)
I love her smile.
CU - SUMMER’S HAIR
TOM (V.O.)
I love her hair.
CU - SUMMER’S KNEES
TOM (V.O.)
I love her knees.
CU - SUMMER’S EYES
TOM (V.O.)
I love how one eye is higher up on
her face than the other eye.
CU - SUMMER’S NECK
TOM (V.O.)
I love the scar on her neck from
this operation she had as a kid.
CU - SUMMER’S BREASTS (UNDER A BLACK T-SHIRT)
TOM (V.O.)
I love how she looks in my Clash T-
shirt.
CU - SUMMER ASLEEP
TOM (V.O.)
I love how she looks when she’s
sleeping.
CU - SUMMER’S LAUGH
TOM (V.O.)
I love the sound of her laugh.
OVER BLACK, play the middle 8 of “Every Little Thing She Does
is Magic” by The Police.
13.
TOM (V.O.)
I love how I hear this song every
time I think of her.
CUT TO:
(1)
INT CONFERENCE ROOM - DAY
MCKENZIE
May 21st. Other Mother’s Day.
The co-workers nod and digest this idea. VANCE is the head of
the department.
VANCE
Hmmm. That’s an intriguing idea
McKenzie. Along with Grossman’s
“Magellan Day” I’d say we’ve got
some potential here. What do you
think Hansen? Could you write up
some prototypes for these?
(3, 4, 5)
INT. OFFICE - DAY
TOM
What do we know about this new
girl?
MCKENZIE
Who?
TOM
The new girl. Summer. In Vance’s
office.
MCKENZIE
Dude. I hear she’s a bitch from
hell!
TOM
(disappointed)
Really?
MCKENZIE
Patel tried to talk to her in the
copy room. She was totally not
having it.
TOM
Maybe she was just in a hurry.
MCKENZIE
And maybe she’s some uppity, better
than everyone, superskank.
TOM
Damn.
MCKENZIE
I know. She’s pretty hot.
TOM
That makes me so mad! Why is it
pretty girls always think they can
treat people like crap and get away
with it?
16.
MCKENZIE
Dunno.
TOM
Like, just cause she has high
cheekbones and soft skin...
MCKENZIE
...and really good teeth.
TOM
And maybe the world’s most perfect
breasts...Just cause of that stuff,
she can walk around like she’s
center of the universe?
MCKENZIE
(as explanation)
Women.
TOM
Ugh. You know what? Screw her! We
haven’t even met and I can’t stand
her already.
SUMMER
I love The Smiths.
Tom, still pretending, takes off his headphones.
TOM
Sorry?
SUMMER
I said. I love The Smiths. You have
good taste in music.
A beat as Tom processes this information.
17.
TOM
(amazed)
You like the Smiths?
SUMMER
(singing)
“To die by your side is such a
heavenly way to die.” Love it.
The elevator doors open and she gets off.
TOM
(accidentally out loud)
Oh my god.
(8)
INT OFFICE LOBBY - DAY
SUMMER
I mean, who are you? They’re happy.
Just mind your own business.
(31)
INT RESTAURANT - NIGHT
TOM
9, 9.5?
SUMMER
Too soon to say. It’s all in the
dismount.
TOM
If we’re lucky, there won’t be a
dismount.
Summer, her cheeks flushed already from laughing, loses it
again. They are having a great night.
SUMMER
I can’t believe them. I have like
zero patience for PDA.
TOM
I hear ya. If I want to watch
people make out, I have big windows
and binoculars at home.
SUMMER
Yeah?
TOM
(beat)
No. That would be wrong.
They laugh some more. She is in hysterics.
SUMMER
This is fun. You’re fun.
43.
TOM
Thanks.
SUMMER
I mean, I just want to say, up
front, I’m not looking for anything
serious.
Tom is a little surprised.
SUMMER
Are you cool with that?
TOM
(unconvincing)
Sure.
SUMMER
It freaks some guys out when I say
that.
TOM
(still confused)
Not me.
SUMMER
Let’s just have fun. Let’s
just...hang out, no pressure, no
labels, no obligations.
(beat)
Ok?
Tom is visibly disappointed by this but he tries to hide it.
TOM
Sure.
SUMMER
(beat)
Wanna hold my hand under the table?
A beat.
TOM
Yeah.
TOM
I, uh, don’t know. I don't think
so.
GIRL
Do you go to St. Patrick’s? Not to
pray or anything but to stand
outside?
TOM
I do! I love that church. It’s like
my favorite structure in the city.
GIRL
If only it wasn’t near that
horrible mirrored thing...
TOM
Yes! Exactly. I totally agree!
GIRL
Yeah.
(beat)
I think I’ve seen you there.
TOM
You have? Really? Hmm. I didn’t see
you.
GIRL
It happens. You probably weren’t
looking.
A MAN comes out.
MAN
Tom Hansen?
TOM
Yes.
MAN
Come on back.
TOM
Thank you.
He starts to go. But halfway through the doorway, he pauses
and looks back at the girl.
117.
NARRATOR
If Tom had learned anything... it
was that you can’t ascribe great
cosmic significance to a simple
earthly event. Coincidence. That’s
all anything ever is. Nothing more
than coincidence.
ANIMATION. 1 second clip of the colored sequence. Real fast.
Hardly noticeable. But it’s there.
NARRATOR
It took a long time but Tom had
finally learned. There are no
miracles. There’s no such thing as
fate. Nothing is meant to be. He
knew. He was sure of it now.
(beat)
Tom was...
Tom turns back around.
NARRATOR
...pretty sure.
TOM
(to Girl)
Excuse me.
GIRL
Hello stranger.
TOM
When this is over... uh... would
you like to maybe...grab a cup of
coffee or something?
GIRL
Oh. I’m sorta supposed to meet
someone.
TOM
(deflated)
Oh. Got it... No problem.
He turns back around and shakes that off, tries to refocus on
the task at hand. A job interview. And then he hears.
GIRL
Ok.
Tom turns back around.
118.
TOM
What’s that?
GIRL
Why not?
TOM
Yeah?
GIRL
Yeah.
TOM
Great! So... I’ll wait for you
here, or you wait for me
or...something.
She laughs. She’s cute when she laughs.
GIRL
We’ll figure it out.
TOM
Ok!
(extends hand to shake)
My name’s Tom.
GIRL
Nice to meet you...
She puts out her hand to meet his. They shake.
GIRL
I’m Autumn.
And on his face...
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(1)
THE END.