The Other Woman (2014)

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Where you going?
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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What? Sorry, sorry, sorry.
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You're right, you're right.
We barely know each other.
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Maybe we should have
a-a drink and talk?
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Actually...
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my zipper just got
caught on my necklace,
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but if you want to talk,
we totally can.
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- Sure.
- Oh.
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Okay, great.
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Or we can talk after.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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♪ I want a
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♪ Sunday kind of love
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♪ A love to last
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♪ Past Saturday night
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♪ And I'd like to know
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♪ It's more than love
at first sight
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♪ And I want a Sunday kind of love
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah
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♪ I want a,
a love that's on the square
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♪ Can't seem to find somebody
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♪ Someone to care
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♪ And I'm on a lonely road
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♪ That leads to nowhere
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♪ Oh, and I want a Sunday
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♪ Kind of love
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
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♪ I don't want a Monday
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♪ Tuesday or Wednesday
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♪ Or Thursday
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♪ Friday or Saturday
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♪ Oh, nothing but Sunday
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♪ Oh, yeah, yeah
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♪ I want a Sunday, Sunday
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♪ I want a Sunday kind of love
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♪ Oh, yeah
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♪ Sunday, Sunday, Sunday
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♪ Kind of love.
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- Come on.
- No.
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Just let me tag along for a drink.
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You said I'd like him.
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- It's too soon.
- No.
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Yes, it is.
Once you meet my dad,
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and I meet your friends,
they become a part of this,
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and I just-just want to stay
in our bubble
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just a little longer.
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It's been eight weeks.
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You keeping track?
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Happy anniversary.
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I saw it, and I...
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and I thought of you.
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Open it.
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Good morning.
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Why do I schedule
breakfast meetings?
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Mostly for the bacon, I think.
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But you need to lay off of that
until we get your cholesterol down.
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Why not try turkey?
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Screw turkey.
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I like pig.
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Okay, well, I heard
a story on the news
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about a guy who ate an
undercooked pork chop...
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- Mm-hmm.
-...and he ended up
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with a worm
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that made his brain
swell up super-fast...
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- Uh-huh.
-...and then, to relieve the pressure,
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they had to cut out
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a chunk of his skull.
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Oh, wow.
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Like, a triangle of his skull,
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they cut it right out of his head,
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and they had to
implant it in his groin...
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- Mm-hmm.
-...so that it wouldn't die...
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otherwise, his brain would've
literally, like, just...
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he would, like,
his head would've exploded.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Like, it would...
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'Cause the skull was holding his brain, which
was swelling, and his head would've just...
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exploded.
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I don't know.
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Just think of that
next time you eat pig bacon.
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I will.
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- Here you go.
- Oh, thanks, sweetie.
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Thunder!
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He's got to get trained, Kate.
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I know. I'm taking him
to obedience school today.
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- Good.
- Oh, and we need a check
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because the painter's
coming today, too.
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Reminds me, I need you
to sign these, honey.
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What are they?
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Oh, just some stuff
for the accountant.
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I don't even understand this.
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Well...
- I can't even read these anymore.
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You don't have to.
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I already read it for us.
You just have to sign.
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No, I really don't understand this.
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Like, I feel like I need to go
to brain camp or something.
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- What?
- Like, a brain camp.
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You know,
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where they make you do
exercises for your brain.
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You know, when people
who have lazy eyes go...
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- Oh.
-...and get their eyes worked out,
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so that they don't have
to wear glasses anymore.
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- Mm-hmm.
- They should have that for your brain.
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Like a brain camp.
No, really.
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And you could go, and you lay
on a beach and get tan
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and drink gingko balboa all day,
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and then you come back,
and you're super smart.
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It's gingko biloba.
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Balboa was Rocky.
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Right. See?
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See?
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That's why I need
to go to brain camp.
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Any messages?
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I don't think so.
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But I've kind of been
in the zone here.
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You weren't gonna mention these?
Why would I need to mention them?
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They're the first things you see.
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Micromacks?
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I thought that Dave Cohen
was handling this merger.
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No. The client said
he was too emotional.
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They wanted a ruthless
law robot, so...
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Micromacks.
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All right, get Dave on the phone.
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I'm gonna need all materials,
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and I want to set up
dates for deposition.
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I don't know why you work so hard.
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The best part about being pretty
is that you don't have to.
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I mean, you don't see me walking
around here
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worrying about my job, do you?
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Unfortunately, no.
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That's because I have a Stan, okay?
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He works.
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I come here because it's like
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having a hobby that pays well.
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- Hmm.
- Oh, and by the way,
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your dad called to confirm
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that you and he were still on
for drinks with Mark.
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Who's Mark?
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He's the guy I'm seeing.
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Obviously, but which one?
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The only one.
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There's one guy?
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And you're calling him "Mark"?
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You never use their names.
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What happened to Model Man Boy
and Dr. Not-So-Smart?
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- Gone.
- And the hot rabbi?
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- And the hot rabbi's hot cousin?
- Cut 'em loose.
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You cleared the whole roster.
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I cleared the bench.
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Wow.
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You haven't dated just one guy
in a long time.
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It's not that big of a deal.
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- It's very new.
- Okay, okay.
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No-no jinxies. I get it.
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I mean, it's good that Mark
doesn't have a nickname, though.
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It means he's still viable.
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You haven't rejected him yet.
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He's not a donor kidney.
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That's not the organ
I was thinking of.
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Hello?
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Hi. Red or white?
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Red or white? Red or white what?
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Wine!
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You didn't forget, did you?
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- Forget what?
- Dinner with Phil.
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Oh, yeah, but you told me
that was next week.
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No, I said it was
next week last week,
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- which means it's this week.
- I'm sorry, honey.
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Tonight's not good;
I gotta work.
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What? Again?
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But this is the third night
this week.
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The guys on the Canadian deal
want to do dinner,
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so I'm just gonna stay
in the city tonight.
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You know what?
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Why don't I meet you
after your meeting?
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What?
- I'll drive in to meet you in the city,
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and I'll be there for you
after your meeting.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
you don't want to do that.
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That... I mean,
it's sweet of you, but...
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I don't mind.
We could have so much fun.
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We'll go to that little
hot chocolate place
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in the morning, and we can
just cuddle and sleep in.
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- That sounds so nice.
- You know what?
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Screw it, I'm coming home.
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- Really?
- Really.
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Aw!
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- Family comes first, okay?
- Yay!
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- I'll see you when I get back.
- I'm gonna make steak
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and salad and then...
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Shit.
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Wow, look at you.
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Hey.
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- How are you?
- Not too great, baby.
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Oh, what's wrong?
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The housekeeper called.
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A pipe burst in the bathroom;
I gotta go handle it.
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Oh, no.
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You're going to Connecticut now?
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I gotta; there's two feet
of water in my basement.
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Do you want me to go with you?
That'll be fun.
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It's fine.
You-you go see your dad.
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Well, I'll just see if he can
do drinks tomorrow night.
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I won't be back tomorrow night.
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And what about meeting my dad?
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I'm sorry, baby,
I gotta take a rain check.
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Yeah, that's okay.
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Well, don't be mad.
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I'm not being anything.
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What do you want me to do?
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I want you to go to Connecticut.
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- Really?
- Yeah, really.
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All right.
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Call me when you're
done being pissed.
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That might be a while.
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Great! That sounds good.
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Hi, hon.
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Here, you want this?
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Oh, yes.
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I'm switching to vodka.
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Who orders gin?
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Uh, well, I couldn't read the menu
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because I left my glasses
at Nina's.
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Want to know who Nina is?
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- Not really.
- Indian girl.
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- Oh.
- Beautiful.
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Very soft skin.
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We met at Trader Joe's,
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and she told me
about this naan bread.
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When did you start eating naan?
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She's 24 and a dance major.
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I eat anything she tells me to.
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Ew.
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Where's your guy?
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I think we just broke up.
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- No.
- Yeah.
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- How come?
- A pipe burst at his house,
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and he went back to Connecticut.
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And is there a part of this story
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where he acts like a jerk?
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It's the way he handled it.
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- You're just being paranoid.
- No, I'm telling you.
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Something feels off,
and when I get this feeling,
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- I'm usually always right.
- Oh, please.
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Every relationship I've ever had,
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something felt off.
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Well, that's probably why
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you're wrapping up
divorce number five
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with one of my sorority sisters.
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You really like this guy, huh?
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So forget about all the bullshit
and go surprise him.
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- It's not bullshit.
- It is.
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Put on something sexy,
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get your ass out to Connecticut,
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and fix that young man's plumbing.
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♪ Close the door
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♪ Turn the light off,
switch your mind off
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♪ Make it right for me
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♪ Pull the blind down,
try to wind down
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♪ Take the liberty
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Don't worry.
You look good.
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- Thanks.
- He'll love it.
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- Who?
- Whoever.
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Here you go.
Thanks for the ride.
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00:10:51,650 --> 00:10:54,540
- You need me to wait?
- No, I think I got it.
265
00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:55,940
♪ We're gonna feel alive
266
00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,440
♪ Come and give me your love
267
00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:01,410
♪ Give your love,
we're gonna feel alive
268
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:02,880
269
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:07,480
♪ Give your love,
270
00:11:07,530 --> 00:11:08,750
271
00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:11,950
♪ Give your love,
272
00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,850
273
00:11:13,900 --> 00:11:15,760
♪ Give me your love
274
00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:17,330
♪ We're gonna feel alive
275
00:11:17,380 --> 00:11:21,800
♪ Come and give me your love,
give me your love...
276
00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:23,070
- Hi.
- Hi.
277
00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:25,030
I'm... looking for Mark.
278
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,970
Oh. What's this about?
279
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,300
I'm Carly.
280
00:11:28,350 --> 00:11:30,070
You must be his housekeeper.
281
00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:31,520
No, I'm his wife Kate.
282
00:11:36,590 --> 00:11:40,210
Is this some kind
of stripper-gram or something?
283
00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:42,020
Oh.
284
00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:43,950
No. No.
285
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,450
You know,
I have the wrong address.
286
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:48,320
I'm looking for a different Mark.
287
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:49,460
Mark Kink.
288
00:11:49,510 --> 00:11:50,390
Mark King?
289
00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:52,130
No, no, no, no, no.
No, it's...
290
00:11:52,180 --> 00:11:54,400
Do you know...
he's the short guy, bald,
291
00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:55,930
uh, lives a couple streets over,
292
00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,570
one or two streets over, on Clark.
293
00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,970
There is no Clark Street.
294
00:11:59,020 --> 00:12:00,580
Anyway, I-I...
295
00:12:01,990 --> 00:12:03,040
Oh, my God!
296
00:12:03,090 --> 00:12:04,820
Shit.
297
00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:11,830
Um, I'll send you a check
for your urn.
298
00:12:22,470 --> 00:12:24,710
Can't forget this.
299
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:12,740
What happened?
300
00:13:12,790 --> 00:13:13,840
It's got to be something big.
301
00:13:13,890 --> 00:13:15,680
You were crazy about him
two days ago.
302
00:13:15,730 --> 00:13:18,080
And it can't be the sex,
because you were a lot nicer
303
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,750
and your hair was way more shiny.
304
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,020
He's got a wife, okay?
He's married.
305
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:24,050
And you don't think
you can take her?
306
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:26,590
That's not the point.
I don't do married guys.
307
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:29,420
I don't need to wreck
someone's home for a date.
308
00:13:29,470 --> 00:13:30,090
Not always a wreck.
309
00:13:30,140 --> 00:13:31,930
Stan and I were married
when we met.
310
00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:33,430
We weren't happy.
Now we are.
311
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,760
You wrecked two marriages.
312
00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:37,770
First of all, one of them
was mine, so that doesn't count.
313
00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:38,630
Second of all,
314
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:40,940
Stan's wife was a fat Canadian
with no sexual charisma.
315
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:42,640
That marriage was doomed
from the beginning.
316
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:43,870
It doesn't even count as cheating.
317
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,510
I don't think that's how it works.
318
00:13:45,560 --> 00:13:46,410
All I'm saying
319
00:13:46,460 --> 00:13:48,610
is that I think married guys would
be the perfect fit for you.
320
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:52,050
I mean, Mark was able to lead
a whole other life
321
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,150
without you even noticing.
322
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:54,720
I think you need someone
with something
323
00:13:54,770 --> 00:13:56,150
that's gonna keep them busy.
324
00:13:56,200 --> 00:13:57,020
Not a wife!
325
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,490
I don't do this.
326
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:00,720
I'm too old for this shit.
327
00:14:00,770 --> 00:14:02,020
I've been dating for decades.
328
00:14:02,070 --> 00:14:04,630
I'm over it.
I don't need this anymore.
329
00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,830
Okay. Somebody's being negative.
330
00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:07,760
I'm gonna go.
331
00:14:07,810 --> 00:14:10,170
But I'll tell you
what my mother told me,
332
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,100
and these are words to live by:
333
00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:13,630
"Selfish people
334
00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,980
live longer."
335
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:17,150
I'm just saying.
336
00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,040
- Miss Whitten?
- Yeah?
337
00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:24,780
There's someone here to see you.
338
00:14:24,830 --> 00:14:26,330
Kate King.
339
00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:38,030
- Hi.
- Hey.
340
00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,230
I'm Kate. I met you on Friday.
341
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,560
Yeah, I remember.
342
00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:43,880
Sorry about your urn.
343
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,070
What are you doing here?
344
00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:48,840
Um, well, I found your number
in my husband's phone.
345
00:14:48,890 --> 00:14:49,600
Um...
346
00:14:49,650 --> 00:14:50,970
Well, actually, the phone bill.
347
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:51,870
I saw the...
348
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:53,640
'Cause I couldn't crack the code
on his password,
349
00:14:53,690 --> 00:14:56,680
which is fitting, because
obviously I don't know anything
350
00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:58,010
that's going on in his life.
351
00:14:58,060 --> 00:15:01,480
But, um, anyhow, so I'm here.
352
00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:04,050
Um, I thought maybe we could talk?
353
00:15:04,100 --> 00:15:04,650
No, we can't.
354
00:15:04,700 --> 00:15:07,290
If you have any questions
about your husband,
355
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,590
you should ask him.
356
00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:11,690
Oh, well, well, I would,
357
00:15:11,740 --> 00:15:13,660
but I'm pretty sure
he's lying to me
358
00:15:13,710 --> 00:15:17,180
and sleeping with you.
359
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,050
So...
360
00:15:23,850 --> 00:15:25,670
Am I right?
361
00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,010
Oh.
362
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,710
Am I right?
363
00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,180
You're sleeping with my husband?
364
00:15:31,230 --> 00:15:32,610
Sorry, I had no idea, I swear.
365
00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,520
You're sleeping with my husband?
366
00:15:34,570 --> 00:15:36,280
Could you please keep it down?
367
00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,690
Oh, gosh.
368
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:39,950
Okay.
369
00:15:40,000 --> 00:15:42,590
Oh... oh...
370
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,630
Whoo...
371
00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:45,260
I did not expect this
372
00:15:45,310 --> 00:15:46,030
at all.
373
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,800
I thought that I would
come down here
374
00:15:47,850 --> 00:15:50,300
and you would tell me
that I was crazy.
375
00:15:50,350 --> 00:15:51,170
I did not think
376
00:15:51,220 --> 00:15:53,000
- that I would be right...
- Do you...?
377
00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,940
at all.
378
00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:55,970
I mean, maybe a little.
379
00:15:56,020 --> 00:15:58,140
In that too-horrible-
to-be-true kind of way.
380
00:15:58,190 --> 00:15:59,770
You know, when you
say-the-awful-thing-
381
00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:02,080
so-that-the-awful-thing-
doesn't-happen thing?
382
00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:04,350
Whoo... oh...
383
00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,180
Does this, um...
384
00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:07,310
Does this open?
385
00:16:07,360 --> 00:16:09,480
This window? Anywhere?
386
00:16:09,530 --> 00:16:11,350
This... There's got to be a...
387
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,790
little latch or something.
388
00:16:13,840 --> 00:16:14,860
Does this window open?
389
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:16,420
No, it doesn't and for good reason.
390
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,760
If you're having a panic attack, you
should go outside and get some fresh air.
391
00:16:19,810 --> 00:16:21,100
- You're gonna be fine.
- I'm gonna just
392
00:16:21,150 --> 00:16:22,100
lay down for a minute.
393
00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:24,230
Are you sure this window
doesn't open?
394
00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,770
No, and you're gonna be fine.
395
00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:26,770
Listen...
This window.
396
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,970
Just... just open it a little.
Crack it.
397
00:16:29,020 --> 00:16:31,140
Just crack it.
If you don't mind...
398
00:16:31,190 --> 00:16:33,210
'Cause the br... air.
399
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,310
It's hot in here.
400
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:35,180
Just crack the window.
401
00:16:35,230 --> 00:16:36,310
Okay, I'll tell you anything
402
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,780
you want to know
if you just get up and leave.
403
00:16:39,830 --> 00:16:41,650
Anything?
404
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,620
Anything.
405
00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:46,270
Okay.
Here, help me up.
406
00:16:56,650 --> 00:16:57,530
So, how long have you
407
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,400
and my husband
been seeing each other?
408
00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:01,370
I don't know; a couple months.
409
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:04,610
So when... Did you
just start sleeping together?
410
00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:07,140
Well, we were gonna try
to hold off for prom,
411
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,480
but we kind of got carried away.
412
00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:11,050
We're adults. We had sex.
413
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,880
- Okay.
- I really don't think that the details matter.
414
00:17:12,930 --> 00:17:16,020
The details do matter
because there's a difference
415
00:17:16,070 --> 00:17:17,920
between having sex one time
416
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:21,590
and having sex ten times.
417
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:22,690
Oh, my God.
418
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,590
Did you do it more than ten times?
419
00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,680
I think specifics are a bad idea.
420
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,170
Okay, fine.
421
00:17:31,220 --> 00:17:33,730
Gun to my head,
422
00:17:33,780 --> 00:17:34,740
fifty.
423
00:17:34,790 --> 00:17:36,200
50 times?!
424
00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,770
Jesus Christ.
425
00:17:37,820 --> 00:17:39,740
- 50 times?!
- Just...
426
00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:42,180
You had sex with my husband
50 times?
427
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,850
Don't you have a job?
428
00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:45,410
Or hobbies?
429
00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:47,810
What is wrong with you?
430
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:51,950
Does this mean he's not training
for the marathon?
431
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,090
Yeah, no.
432
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,290
This is not okay.
433
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,690
I am part of Team King.
434
00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,160
I quit my job so that
we could focus on his job.
435
00:17:59,210 --> 00:18:00,830
I put off having kids
436
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,760
because he wasn't ready.
437
00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:03,970
I went to China.
438
00:18:04,020 --> 00:18:05,470
Do you have any idea
439
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,900
how far away China is?
440
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:08,970
- Yeah.
- And it's not all Hong Kong either.
441
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,240
Lots of pollution.
442
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:11,270
So what do I do now?
443
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,870
So I'm, now I'm Barb Melman?
444
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,580
Barb Melman got divorced
and now she has cheek implants
445
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:19,080
and lives in a condo in Norwalk
446
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,510
and has to go on dates.
447
00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:22,120
I am not equipped
448
00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,220
to go on dates.
449
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,420
The last time I was single,
I was 24
450
00:18:25,470 --> 00:18:27,820
and the dating pool was everyone.
451
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:30,490
And now it's like a shallow puddle
452
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,890
of age-appropriate men
453
00:18:32,940 --> 00:18:34,900
who are old and gross
454
00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,360
and I don't want to do that.
455
00:18:36,410 --> 00:18:39,230
I know that you think
that it's that bad,
456
00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:40,330
but honestly,
457
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,940
it's a lot worse.
458
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:42,740
You know why?
459
00:18:42,790 --> 00:18:44,310
Because even
if you meet a nice guy...
460
00:18:44,360 --> 00:18:45,310
and when I mean "nice,"
461
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,080
I mean that he's, like,
not an obvious sociopath...
462
00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:50,650
you can't even actually
get excited about it.
463
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:51,550
You know why?
464
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:55,120
Because it's just a matter of time
before someone gets bored and unhappy
465
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,950
and is saying that it's over,
and that's a happy ending.
466
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:01,960
A shitty ending is that
there's lying and cheating
467
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,360
and you ambush
468
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,460
Prince Charming's wife.
469
00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,360
So you're saying
I should stay with him?
470
00:19:06,410 --> 00:19:09,100
I'm saying that
everything fails eventually,
471
00:19:09,150 --> 00:19:10,930
and monogamy is not natural.
472
00:19:10,980 --> 00:19:13,300
If you can live with that, like the
French, then go ahead and stay put,
473
00:19:13,350 --> 00:19:16,100
but if you can't, then I suggest
that you get a game plan
474
00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:17,410
- and you leave.
- But what about
475
00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:19,310
the people who try to work it out?
476
00:19:19,360 --> 00:19:22,180
Maybe that would be an option.
477
00:19:22,230 --> 00:19:24,150
Cheaters don't change.
478
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,550
And if you work it out,
479
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:26,850
he's just gonna do it again,
480
00:19:26,900 --> 00:19:28,850
and you're gonna end up
right back where you started,
481
00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:31,920
wishing that you had left
the first time around.
482
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,120
But that's just me.
483
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:34,050
He's your husband.
484
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,560
What does your gut tell you?
485
00:19:36,610 --> 00:19:37,930
Jesus Christ.
486
00:19:37,980 --> 00:19:40,310
That was just a burp.
487
00:19:43,310 --> 00:19:46,330
Can-can I get some napkins?
488
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:48,220
That was throw-up.
489
00:19:49,150 --> 00:19:50,140
Okay, okay.
490
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,170
Oh, my God.
491
00:19:52,220 --> 00:19:53,340
Okay, great.
492
00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,580
Come on, let's get in the car.
493
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:57,190
Let's get in the car.
Come on, come on, come on.
494
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,150
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
495
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,150
Bye! See you later.
496
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:07,020
Where are you going?
- Bye. See you, see you later.
497
00:20:07,070 --> 00:20:08,120
Bye. I'm gonna go.
498
00:20:08,170 --> 00:20:08,890
Hey.
Hey.
499
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:10,120
This is a bag full of vomit.
500
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,860
Wait, no.
It's not my first.
501
00:20:11,910 --> 00:20:12,360
Okay, so...
502
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:15,000
Come on, let's get you into the car.
- Okay.
503
00:20:15,050 --> 00:20:16,460
- Let's get into the...
- Okay.
504
00:20:16,510 --> 00:20:18,070
- Okay, that's enough.
- Okay.
505
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,100
No, don't go just yet.
506
00:20:19,150 --> 00:20:20,200
- Just one kiss.
- Okay, okay.
507
00:20:20,250 --> 00:20:23,300
One kiss and good-bye.
One kiss and good-bye.
508
00:20:23,350 --> 00:20:24,270
Okay, that was it.
509
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:26,270
Okay, let's go.
510
00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:27,840
All right, let's get into the car.
511
00:20:27,890 --> 00:20:29,180
Be very careful.
Careful.
512
00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:30,410
No, I don't want to go.
513
00:20:30,460 --> 00:20:32,050
- No.
- Just put your foot down.
514
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,350
Please, please go.
515
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:34,180
No, no, no, no.
516
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,350
Okay, all right.
Let me just...
517
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,220
Wait a second.
518
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,150
How are you doing that?
519
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,250
What?
520
00:20:40,300 --> 00:20:42,490
How are you...
Okay.
521
00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:44,360
This way. Let's go this way.
522
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,330
There you go.
523
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,290
All right, let me get you over.
524
00:20:47,340 --> 00:20:48,560
It's a step down.
525
00:20:48,610 --> 00:20:50,430
Step down, step down.
526
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,030
Okay, there you go.
527
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:53,930
You got it.
There you go.
528
00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:55,070
Ow.
529
00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:57,710
It's really nice
what you're doing for her.
530
00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:59,010
Yeah, that's me.
531
00:20:59,060 --> 00:21:00,170
Mistress of the Year.
532
00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:03,890
Okay, Fernando, go, go, go.
533
00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:06,280
Best night ever!
534
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,980
Ever!
535
00:21:08,030 --> 00:21:09,670
Bye-bye!
536
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:14,390
Yes!
537
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,660
Holy shit.
538
00:21:15,710 --> 00:21:17,130
Call me!
539
00:21:17,180 --> 00:21:18,740
That is so weird.
540
00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,130
My husband likes this pasta.
541
00:21:58,180 --> 00:21:59,370
Milk?
542
00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,100
My husband prefers goat.
543
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:03,320
My husband likes a meaty sauce.
544
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,060
doing the Benson depo on Tuesday,
545
00:22:26,110 --> 00:22:27,430
but if we want it on video,
546
00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,930
I need to get
a different court reporter...
547
00:22:29,980 --> 00:22:33,770
Yes?
- Kate King is at security.
548
00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,440
What?
549
00:22:35,490 --> 00:22:36,100
Kate King.
550
00:22:36,150 --> 00:22:37,470
I've got two expert witnesses
551
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,370
lined up for the Turner trial, um,
but I'm working on getting a third
552
00:22:40,420 --> 00:22:42,690
- in case we need backup...
- Excuse me.
553
00:22:44,760 --> 00:22:46,450
What's up, Leonard?
554
00:22:46,500 --> 00:22:47,210
Hey, Miss Whitten.
555
00:22:47,260 --> 00:22:49,350
Ray Charles over here
is trying pass herself off
556
00:22:49,400 --> 00:22:50,120
- as a blind woman...
- What?
557
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:51,790
so she can get upstairs
with her dog, to see you.
558
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,650
- Oh, no, I didn't.
- Really?
- Yes.
559
00:22:52,700 --> 00:22:53,750
No, I didn't.
No, I didn't.
560
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:56,190
- Okay, I'll take all this...
- I'm wearing these glasses
because I look like shit.
561
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,930
He saw the dog and drew
his own conclusions.
562
00:22:57,980 --> 00:22:59,790
- Listen, can you just...
- That did not happen, by the way.
563
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,360
- And if I was Ray Charles?
- Okay, just get over here.
564
00:23:02,410 --> 00:23:03,030
I would actually be blind,
565
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:05,100
and need this dog, so
thanks for making no sense.
566
00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,630
please come over here
for a second?
567
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:08,370
- What is going on?
- I'm not French.
568
00:23:08,420 --> 00:23:11,070
I-I had a little
Edith Piaf moment,
569
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,340
but the idea of worrying
about white shirts
570
00:23:13,390 --> 00:23:15,440
and thin turkey and all of that
571
00:23:15,490 --> 00:23:18,080
while pretending not to know
about his whores
572
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:21,180
is really, like,
throwing me into, like,
573
00:23:21,230 --> 00:23:22,280
an all-American rage.
574
00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:24,890
And, um, not that you're a whore.
575
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:26,050
You're not a whore.
576
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,550
- Okay, turn around.
- But you know what I mean.
577
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,060
- Turn around.
- But you're not a whore.
578
00:23:30,110 --> 00:23:31,960
Let's go outside.
579
00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,230
I'm assuming that you came here
because you think that we're friends
580
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:37,230
and that I care about your
problems, but guess what?
581
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:38,030
I don't, okay?
582
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,300
I don't care about you or Mark
or your marriage or your dog
583
00:23:41,350 --> 00:23:42,370
or anything in between.
584
00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,870
If Edith Piaf rises
out of the grave,
585
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:47,240
and you have a threesome,
I don't flipping care.
586
00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,040
I just wanted to keep you
in the loop.
587
00:23:49,090 --> 00:23:51,080
I want out of the loop.
Take me out.
588
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:53,350
That's the whole point.
589
00:23:53,400 --> 00:23:55,080
- Okay?
- Okay.
590
00:23:55,130 --> 00:23:57,470
Thank you!
591
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,540
Come on, Thunder.
592
00:24:17,650 --> 00:24:18,740
Oh, my God.
593
00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,710
Oh, sorry.
594
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:21,640
Uh, it's me.
595
00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:22,540
D-Don't be mad.
596
00:24:22,590 --> 00:24:24,180
Um, I just...
I-I just want to talk.
597
00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,410
I thought maybe we could have
some dinner.
598
00:24:26,460 --> 00:24:28,380
How do you know where I live?
599
00:24:28,430 --> 00:24:30,650
Um, we followed you home,
600
00:24:30,700 --> 00:24:33,490
but, um, I didn't want
to show up empty-handed,
601
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,220
so I brought some food.
602
00:24:35,270 --> 00:24:37,540
Some food is right here.
603
00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,760
How did you get into my building?
604
00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:42,730
We waited for someone to leave
605
00:24:42,780 --> 00:24:45,580
and then we snuck in.
606
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:48,570
Hi.
607
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,640
What is your deal?
608
00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:51,870
Do you not get how weird this is?
609
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,640
I just thought we...
Maybe we could talk,
610
00:24:54,690 --> 00:24:56,180
because, um, I, um,
611
00:24:56,230 --> 00:24:57,650
because...
612
00:24:57,700 --> 00:25:01,480
because my whole
world just blew up,
613
00:25:01,530 --> 00:25:02,850
and I don't have a job,
614
00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:04,620
and I have no money
615
00:25:04,670 --> 00:25:07,920
of my own,
and I honestly do not know
616
00:25:07,970 --> 00:25:09,620
what I'm gonna do at all,
617
00:25:09,670 --> 00:25:10,930
and I have no friends to talk to
618
00:25:10,980 --> 00:25:13,630
because all of my friends
are Mark's friends,
619
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,690
and they'll blab,
620
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:16,760
and you are literally
the only person
621
00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:19,300
in the whole world
who knows what's happening
622
00:25:19,350 --> 00:25:22,870
besides me, and if I keep
talking to myself about it,
623
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:24,510
I'm gonna go crazy.
624
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,610
For real.
625
00:25:25,660 --> 00:25:27,440
- Like, really.
- I can't
626
00:25:27,490 --> 00:25:30,460
talk to you until you stop crying.
627
00:25:31,930 --> 00:25:34,700
I want to.
628
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,650
Let me just...
629
00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,150
I'm sorry.
630
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,290
I just am sad.
631
00:25:40,340 --> 00:25:42,560
Then cry on the inside
like a winner.
632
00:25:42,610 --> 00:25:45,430
Okay.
- You cannot take care of yourself
633
00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:46,390
unless you toughen up,
634
00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,230
and as far as talking to somebody
635
00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:50,400
who won't blab,
I can give you the names
636
00:25:50,450 --> 00:25:51,770
of three different lawyers.
637
00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:52,570
Lawyers cost money.
638
00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,400
You have money;
you have half of what Mark has.
639
00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:56,970
Okay, thank you.
640
00:25:57,020 --> 00:25:59,210
You're welcome. Are we done?
641
00:25:59,260 --> 00:25:59,740
Done?
642
00:25:59,790 --> 00:26:00,810
That wasn't even a conversation.
643
00:26:00,860 --> 00:26:03,560
You mostly just yelled at me
the whole time.
644
00:26:08,330 --> 00:26:09,680
Okay, look.
645
00:26:09,730 --> 00:26:10,420
Yeah?
646
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:12,420
All right, if I let you in,
we are not
647
00:26:12,470 --> 00:26:14,490
braiding each other's hair
and drinking cosmos.
648
00:26:14,540 --> 00:26:16,120
- No.
- You have one hour.
649
00:26:16,170 --> 00:26:17,430
- Okay.
- And I get first dibs
650
00:26:17,480 --> 00:26:19,290
of whatever's in that bag.
651
00:26:19,340 --> 00:26:20,260
Sure thing.
652
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,460
You can have a seat,
but please keep your dog
653
00:26:22,510 --> 00:26:23,660
off of my furniture.
654
00:26:23,710 --> 00:26:26,050
Thunder.
655
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,740
Thunder.
656
00:26:35,790 --> 00:26:37,380
Get down.
657
00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:39,010
Get down...
658
00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:40,350
Get down.
659
00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,380
Down.
660
00:26:42,430 --> 00:26:44,590
Wow, okay.
661
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,840
That's great.
662
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,090
He's just a puppy.
663
00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:50,390
Okay...
664
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:54,760
Well, have a seat.
665
00:26:54,810 --> 00:26:56,500
Okay, well, I don't want
to sit someplace
666
00:26:56,550 --> 00:26:59,180
where you and Mark had sex.
667
00:27:01,220 --> 00:27:03,300
Is the ottoman okay?
668
00:27:03,350 --> 00:27:04,890
Mm...
669
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:07,990
What about the chair?
670
00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,680
If I'm totally being honest...
671
00:27:14,730 --> 00:27:16,420
- I just...
- Are you serious?
672
00:27:16,470 --> 00:27:17,520
It's a window.
673
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:19,420
People can see in here.
674
00:27:19,470 --> 00:27:21,620
Look, you're just gonna have
to pick a spot
675
00:27:21,670 --> 00:27:22,590
and be okay with it.
676
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:25,710
Just have a seat.
677
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:38,120
Is that Mark calling?
678
00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:41,510
Yes, it is.
679
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,280
Mark is in Miami, so why is
he calling you from Miami?
680
00:27:44,330 --> 00:27:45,950
I didn't
even know he was in Miami.
681
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,610
Well, why is he
calling you at all?
682
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:49,550
I don't know that either.
I usually don't
683
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,550
call my boyfriends back after I
find out that they have a wife.
684
00:27:51,600 --> 00:27:54,350
So you haven't called him
at all, full silent treatment,
685
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:55,020
and he's still calling you?
686
00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:56,820
I'm pretty certain
that's why he's still calling.
687
00:27:56,870 --> 00:27:59,030
But what if he's calling to say
that he's in love with you
688
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:00,730
- and he wants to be with you.
- I don't care.
689
00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:02,730
Well, what if he's in love
with you and what?
690
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,170
I mean, has he ever said
that he-he loves you
691
00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:08,300
and has he talked
to you like that? Or has he...
692
00:28:08,350 --> 00:28:12,450
I mean, do you think
that he still loves me?
693
00:28:13,420 --> 00:28:17,730
If we're gonna do this,
I-I need a drink.
694
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,310
- I get it.
- What do you get?
695
00:28:20,360 --> 00:28:22,920
Okay, you have the perfect place,
696
00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,350
and you are the perfect girl,
697
00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:27,890
and you could probably take off
all of your clothes right now
698
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:31,530
and have, like,
no flab and not need a wax
699
00:28:31,580 --> 00:28:35,100
or anything and
just be ready to go.
700
00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:38,000
My situation's pretty situated
at all times.
701
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,370
It's true.
702
00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:41,300
And see, I am not situated.
703
00:28:41,350 --> 00:28:44,710
I-I can't even remember
to shave my legs.
704
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:48,640
I need, like, at least
a week of prep, minimum.
705
00:28:48,690 --> 00:28:52,080
Doesn't Mark see you naked
all the time?
706
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:53,050
No.
707
00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:54,480
He doesn't?
708
00:28:54,530 --> 00:28:55,550
No.
709
00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:58,550
It's... No.
710
00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,420
What's it like?
711
00:28:59,470 --> 00:29:02,420
Is it, like, a '70s situation?
Is it like a...
712
00:29:02,470 --> 00:29:03,760
It is like...
713
00:29:03,810 --> 00:29:05,990
and I'm totally serious,
714
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:08,840
like, not...
715
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:13,200
No man likes that.
716
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,930
It's like a...
717
00:29:14,980 --> 00:29:15,740
Just not...
718
00:29:15,790 --> 00:29:17,610
I'm not saying
that you have to be bald
719
00:29:17,660 --> 00:29:18,670
or anything like that.
720
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,570
I'm talking about, like,
a fig leaf.
721
00:29:20,620 --> 00:29:21,840
That's all they want.
722
00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,410
They just need to have
723
00:29:23,460 --> 00:29:26,650
a pretty little patch
724
00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:28,450
of happiness.
725
00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:29,550
You know,
726
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,120
I am, like,
727
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:33,750
Martha Stewart...
728
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,420
Mm-hmm.
729
00:29:34,470 --> 00:29:36,860
But, like, with big underpants.
730
00:29:36,910 --> 00:29:39,490
Let me tell you something
about Martha Stewart.
731
00:29:39,540 --> 00:29:42,660
She handled prison like a boss.
732
00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:44,370
- Thank you.
- That's right.
733
00:29:44,420 --> 00:29:45,800
- Right?
- Mm-hmm.
734
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:48,230
I still think, though,
that I am not ready
735
00:29:48,280 --> 00:29:49,600
to compete with women like you.
736
00:29:49,650 --> 00:29:52,310
Even though, technically,
I have been competing
737
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,710
with women like you all along.
738
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:54,770
I just didn't know it.
739
00:29:54,820 --> 00:29:56,480
We're not in competition.
740
00:29:56,530 --> 00:29:58,550
We got played by the same guy.
741
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,780
I call it a tie.
742
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:02,530
Tequila or vodka?
743
00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:04,520
I can't believe
744
00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:05,890
I'm in the mistress's closet.
745
00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:06,920
I am not a mistress.
746
00:30:06,970 --> 00:30:10,590
A mistress knows that
she's dating a married man.
747
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,660
I... I didn't know,
so I'm not a mistress.
748
00:30:12,710 --> 00:30:13,830
Can you say that, please?
749
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:17,060
Seriously, can you just please
say I'm not a mistress?
750
00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:18,570
Oh, you're not a mistress.
751
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:20,220
- Thank you.
- Sorry.
752
00:30:20,950 --> 00:30:22,500
- Try these on.
- Oh, my God.
753
00:30:22,550 --> 00:30:23,800
These ones are very special.
754
00:30:23,850 --> 00:30:26,860
I don't think we have
the same size foot.
755
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,680
This looks like
a box of bungee cords.
756
00:30:30,730 --> 00:30:33,550
What it does is hold your tits up.
757
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,880
That's so awesome.
758
00:30:34,930 --> 00:30:36,150
This is like a logic puzzle.
759
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:37,490
This would look so hot on you.
760
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,190
I don't know why men
find these sexy.
761
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:40,450
Just put these on.
762
00:30:40,500 --> 00:30:41,620
A mouse hammock.
763
00:30:41,670 --> 00:30:44,930
A mouse...
764
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:46,230
And I'm always like,
765
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,960
why don't I just wear
the good T-shirt?
766
00:30:50,010 --> 00:30:51,970
♪ Hold...
767
00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:53,630
♪ We are young
768
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:55,670
♪ Ooh, ah, ooh, ah, ooh, ah
769
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:59,870
♪ Heartache to heartache, we stand
770
00:30:59,920 --> 00:31:02,280
771
00:31:02,330 --> 00:31:06,080
♪ No promises, no demands
772
00:31:06,130 --> 00:31:08,680
773
00:31:08,730 --> 00:31:14,370
♪ Love is a battlefield.
774
00:31:24,550 --> 00:31:25,130
Wake up.
775
00:31:25,180 --> 00:31:28,350
You're making out with your dog.
776
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:31,610
Wake up.
777
00:31:31,660 --> 00:31:33,010
What is he doing?
778
00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:34,570
Oh, no.
779
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:37,080
No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
780
00:31:37,130 --> 00:31:37,930
No, no, no!
781
00:31:40,930 --> 00:31:42,660
I'm sorry.
782
00:31:43,930 --> 00:31:46,090
Damn it!
783
00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:48,370
Do you want me to get it?
784
00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:49,820
I'm really sorry.
785
00:31:49,870 --> 00:31:51,860
I thought I had him that time.
786
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,830
Just send me
the cleaning bill, okay?
787
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,210
Believe it.
788
00:31:56,650 --> 00:31:58,900
And you'll send me
the names of the lawyers, too?
789
00:31:58,950 --> 00:31:59,930
Yeah, you still want those?
790
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:00,970
- Yeah.
- Well, listen,
791
00:32:01,020 --> 00:32:03,600
Mark's pretty shady, so if he
finds out you have a lawyer,
792
00:32:03,650 --> 00:32:06,210
you're gonna become the enemy.
He thinks you're clueless,
793
00:32:06,260 --> 00:32:07,870
and you have an edge, so use it.
794
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:09,610
- Get your ducks in a row.
- Okay.
795
00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:11,350
- Thank you so much for everything.
- Sure.
796
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,810
I really appreciate this.
797
00:32:12,860 --> 00:32:14,310
Yeah, it was fun.
798
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:15,150
Thank you.
799
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,750
- Right.
- Thank you so much.
800
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:18,290
No problem. You're welcome.
801
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:19,690
Sure.
802
00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:21,020
- Okay.
- Bye.
803
00:32:21,070 --> 00:32:23,570
Okay.
804
00:32:31,710 --> 00:32:33,750
Holy shit.
805
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:50,030
Shit.
806
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,390
What?
807
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,390
Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
808
00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:53,990
Did you... Why-why...
809
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:55,890
I thought you'd have
your phone off.
810
00:32:55,940 --> 00:32:57,320
Then why even bother calling?
811
00:32:57,370 --> 00:32:59,290
Well, why'd you leave
your phone on?
812
00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:00,760
What do you need, Kate?
813
00:33:00,810 --> 00:33:02,160
Well, it's not a big deal,
814
00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:06,000
but you know how sometimes
you get, like a...
815
00:33:06,050 --> 00:33:06,900
just like a hint
816
00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:09,070
of a zit, and then you just, like,
817
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:10,100
pick at it a little bit
818
00:33:10,150 --> 00:33:11,910
and then you just keep
picking at it
819
00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,870
and picking at it
until it becomes, like,
820
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:17,010
this soul-sucking,
821
00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:19,350
life-ruining face crater
822
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:22,080
that you absolutely cannot hide?
823
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:24,890
You're calling me
because you got a zit?
824
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:28,600
Um, not exactly.
825
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,720
What the hell did you do?
826
00:33:30,770 --> 00:33:32,130
It was an accident.
827
00:33:32,180 --> 00:33:33,590
- I, um...
- An accident?
828
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:34,390
I know.
829
00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:34,860
Were you on PCP?
830
00:33:34,910 --> 00:33:37,330
Okay, here's what happened.
831
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:38,930
I started digging around.
832
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:42,400
Everything was locked,
and I started thinking,
833
00:33:42,450 --> 00:33:43,800
maybe he is shady,
834
00:33:43,850 --> 00:33:45,210
and then I just
started thinking, like,
835
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:48,140
this whole room is filled
with lies and secrets.
836
00:33:48,190 --> 00:33:51,650
And then it was like
this red mist came over me.
837
00:33:51,700 --> 00:33:53,150
So...
838
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,110
You know how I told you
839
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,050
- to get your ducks in a row?
- Yeah, I...
840
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,920
- Well, this isn't putting your ducks in a row.
- I know.
841
00:33:57,970 --> 00:34:00,220
This is putting your ducks
in a wood chipper.
842
00:34:00,270 --> 00:34:01,820
Hold on.
843
00:34:01,870 --> 00:34:04,530
- Oh, shit, he's early.
- Who?
844
00:34:04,580 --> 00:34:05,160
My brother, Phil.
845
00:34:05,210 --> 00:34:06,590
Don't mention the
whole mistress thing.
846
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:08,910
Why? I feel like it's kind
of an icebreaker.
847
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,400
- Hi, hi.
- Hey.
848
00:34:12,450 --> 00:34:14,130
Who's this?
849
00:34:14,180 --> 00:34:15,170
I'm Carmela,
850
00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,400
Kate's decorator.
851
00:34:16,450 --> 00:34:17,100
- Yeah.
- Oh.
852
00:34:17,150 --> 00:34:18,840
Really? When did
you fire Joel?
853
00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,070
- Joel? No, I didn't.
- Oh.
854
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,040
No, he's, um...
855
00:34:21,090 --> 00:34:23,210
the... she's doing
all of the stuff in the...
856
00:34:23,260 --> 00:34:24,310
on the feng shui in the house.
857
00:34:24,360 --> 00:34:27,310
Remember? Um, we met
in Hong Kong... I told you...
858
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:28,950
Yeah, we bonded over dim sum
859
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,850
- and spatial reasoning.
- Yeah.
860
00:34:30,900 --> 00:34:32,420
Two of my favorite things.
861
00:34:32,470 --> 00:34:35,250
That's so smart and funny.
862
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:36,360
That's really witty.
863
00:34:36,410 --> 00:34:37,220
Ha-ha. That's funny.
864
00:34:37,270 --> 00:34:38,230
So, um, this is my brother.
865
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:39,430
- Remember?
- Yeah, you said that.
866
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,690
- Yeah.
- And he's a contractor.
867
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:42,030
- He's gonna go look...
- Oh, a contractor. Oh.
868
00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,330
-...at the office while you go...
- Of course.
869
00:34:43,380 --> 00:34:45,100
Unless you want to stay;
I mean, you could help me
870
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:46,700
- check things out.
- I would love to, actually...
871
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:48,770
- No. That's okay.
-...but it's kind of a tricky...
872
00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:49,500
- project.
- Yeah.
873
00:34:49,550 --> 00:34:51,770
and I don't want to
complicate things, so...
874
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:52,270
Okay.
875
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:53,940
But it was really nice
meeting you, so...
876
00:34:53,990 --> 00:34:58,210
Yeah, you, too.
I hope I see you again soon.
877
00:34:58,260 --> 00:34:59,580
Carmela? Really?
878
00:34:59,630 --> 00:35:01,550
Did you and Tony have fun
living in Hong Kong?
879
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,820
Or did Big Pussy and Meadow
miss you too much?
880
00:35:02,870 --> 00:35:04,920
You know what? You're gonna
thank me for using a fake name.
881
00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:07,150
You don't want Phil
mentioning to Mark
882
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,860
about your new friend Carly,
do you?
883
00:35:08,910 --> 00:35:10,890
No, you don't, so you are welcome.
884
00:35:10,940 --> 00:35:13,690
By the way, what is up
with your hot brother?
885
00:35:13,740 --> 00:35:14,360
- No!
- What?
886
00:35:14,410 --> 00:35:17,900
No, you can't have my husband
and my brother.
887
00:35:17,950 --> 00:35:18,630
That's... No.
888
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:21,500
- That's being very greedy.
- I think you're being greedy.
889
00:35:21,550 --> 00:35:23,400
- I'm being greedy?
- He's your brother.
890
00:35:23,450 --> 00:35:24,810
What are you gonna do with him?
891
00:35:24,860 --> 00:35:25,910
What was it like in your house?
892
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:28,310
Was everybody like hot-hot Phil
in your family
893
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:29,740
or are most of them like you?
894
00:35:29,790 --> 00:35:31,150
I'm cute-cute Kate.
895
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,380
And what about your father?
896
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:33,480
Leave my dad out of this.
897
00:35:33,530 --> 00:35:34,380
I bet your dad's hot.
898
00:35:34,430 --> 00:35:38,700
You and your vagina
need to just...
899
00:35:51,950 --> 00:35:53,820
Kate?
900
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,980
Surprise!
901
00:36:04,030 --> 00:36:06,380
I started redecorating.
902
00:36:06,430 --> 00:36:07,150
What do you think?
903
00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,450
What happened
to just painting it red?
904
00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,250
Oh, red is so cliche.
905
00:36:11,300 --> 00:36:13,990
I would expect that from other guys
in their offices, but not you.
906
00:36:14,040 --> 00:36:16,360
You deserve, you know,
something different.
907
00:36:16,410 --> 00:36:19,430
Something better than that.
908
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,330
Oh.
909
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:22,360
It's good, right?
910
00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:23,730
I think it's great.
911
00:36:23,780 --> 00:36:24,730
You do?
912
00:36:24,780 --> 00:36:25,970
I love it.
913
00:36:26,020 --> 00:36:26,830
- Really?
- Yeah.
914
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:29,900
Okay, because you know how I get
carried away with all the colors
915
00:36:29,950 --> 00:36:32,360
and I'm doing...
916
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,490
I missed you.
917
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,810
How was Miami?
918
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,420
Miami was amazing.
919
00:36:42,470 --> 00:36:45,870
The guys loved
your gift card swap idea.
920
00:36:46,170 --> 00:36:46,850
SwipeSwitch?
921
00:36:46,900 --> 00:36:48,420
- And guess what?
- What?
922
00:36:48,470 --> 00:36:50,560
- Guess.
- What...?
923
00:36:50,610 --> 00:36:51,120
What?
924
00:36:51,170 --> 00:36:55,430
They're gonna put in
half a million as seed money.
925
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:57,280
- Really?
- That's right!
926
00:36:58,220 --> 00:37:00,330
We did it, we did it, we did it.
927
00:37:00,380 --> 00:37:02,420
Oh, Team King.
928
00:37:02,980 --> 00:37:05,840
I'll tell you all about it
at dinner.
929
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:07,710
- With me?
- Yes, we're celebrating.
930
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,640
Just let me clean up real quick.
931
00:37:09,690 --> 00:37:11,560
Okay.
932
00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:19,090
Hey.
933
00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:20,350
- How's it going?
- Not good.
934
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,960
- Why? What's wrong?
- We have a situation.
935
00:37:23,010 --> 00:37:24,930
Okay, listen, if you killed him,
don't tell me.
936
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:27,090
I can't defend you
if I know you did it.
937
00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:28,660
No, no, no,
I didn't kill him. No.
938
00:37:28,710 --> 00:37:31,900
It's, uh,
something that rhymes with...
939
00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:33,970
"schlintercourse."
940
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:35,230
What?!
941
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:36,370
You had sex with him?
942
00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:37,440
No, of course not.
943
00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:38,540
It's barely dark outside.
944
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:43,210
No, he's just, he's on a high
from the business trip,
945
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,340
and he's...
946
00:37:44,390 --> 00:37:47,110
he's got that look in his eyes.
947
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,410
That...
948
00:37:48,460 --> 00:37:50,050
That... You know?
949
00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:50,880
That...
950
00:37:50,930 --> 00:37:53,950
And I-I just don't know
if I can hold out.
951
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,590
Okay, what is going on over there?
952
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,620
I don't know. I just...
953
00:37:56,670 --> 00:37:58,060
The-The-There's been wine,
954
00:37:58,110 --> 00:37:59,690
and-and hand holding
during dinner.
955
00:37:59,740 --> 00:38:02,800
And, uh, it just felt so good
to be touched, you know?
956
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:06,100
Yeah, I do because he used
to touch me, too.
957
00:38:06,150 --> 00:38:08,070
- Aah! Why do you say that?
- Yeah.
958
00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:09,900
- A lot.
- I don't want to hear that.
959
00:38:09,950 --> 00:38:11,100
Then why are you calling me?
960
00:38:11,150 --> 00:38:12,070
- For permission?
- No!
961
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:14,670
If you want to have sex
with your husband, just do it.
962
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:15,610
I'm just wondering,
963
00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,240
like, what if I keep my clothes on
964
00:38:17,290 --> 00:38:18,580
- while I'm having sex with him?
- Really?
965
00:38:18,630 --> 00:38:22,650
What if, like, the-the top part
of me hated him,
966
00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:23,680
while the bottom part of me
967
00:38:23,730 --> 00:38:25,350
did all the dirty work.
What if he just put it in
968
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,520
halfway, and-and then I took
a really hot bath afterward
969
00:38:28,570 --> 00:38:30,360
and just really cleaned up.
970
00:38:30,410 --> 00:38:31,960
- Kate, you're making a mistake.
- I know!
971
00:38:32,010 --> 00:38:34,090
- I'm trying not to.
- No, you're not, not really.
972
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,560
- Yes, I am.
- Look, and if you're gonna cave
973
00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:37,700
every time that
he pays attention to you,
974
00:38:37,750 --> 00:38:38,700
then you know what,
975
00:38:38,750 --> 00:38:39,930
just leave me out of it.
976
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:41,970
You can keep wasting
your own time,
977
00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:43,040
but I'm done.
978
00:38:43,090 --> 00:38:44,200
Fine, be done.
979
00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:45,540
- I am done.
- I'm done.
980
00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:46,540
This is me being done.
981
00:38:46,590 --> 00:38:47,940
- Fine.
- Okay, good-bye.
982
00:38:47,990 --> 00:38:49,540
Fine, well, forget I called.
983
00:38:49,590 --> 00:38:50,460
Good-bye.
984
00:38:59,800 --> 00:39:01,520
Kate...
985
00:39:01,570 --> 00:39:03,660
you hold it together.
986
00:39:03,710 --> 00:39:06,480
He is awful.
987
00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,450
Oh, my God.
988
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:21,070
Oh, my God.
989
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,090
Oh, that's good.
990
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:28,510
You taste good.
991
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:29,680
Oh, my God.
992
00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:32,270
And you smell so good.
993
00:39:35,740 --> 00:39:37,290
Okay, wait, hold on one second.
994
00:39:37,340 --> 00:39:39,510
- What?
- Just one second.
995
00:39:44,480 --> 00:39:47,480
I'll be right back.
996
00:39:48,180 --> 00:39:50,180
Don't move.
997
00:39:56,460 --> 00:39:58,550
♪ Cool jerk
998
00:39:58,600 --> 00:39:59,710
♪ Cool jerk
999
00:39:59,760 --> 00:40:03,420
♪ Well, I know a cat
that can really do
1000
00:40:03,470 --> 00:40:05,450
♪ The cool jerk
1001
00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:07,620
♪ I know a cat that can really do
1002
00:40:07,670 --> 00:40:09,200
♪ The cool jerk.
1003
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,770
Hey, baby.
1004
00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:24,570
Hi. What are you doing?
1005
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:26,210
Oh, I'm still working.
1006
00:40:26,260 --> 00:40:27,510
Well, I'm not working.
1007
00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:31,090
And I am so freaking hot.
1008
00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:34,900
Um...
1009
00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:38,150
♪ Can you do it, can you do it,
can you do it, can you do it
1010
00:40:38,200 --> 00:40:40,090
♪ Can you do it, can you do it,
can you do it
1011
00:40:40,140 --> 00:40:42,140
♪ Can you do it,
can you cool jerk?
1012
00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:51,260
Oh, baby, send me a picture,
will you?
1013
00:40:51,310 --> 00:40:52,230
Okay.
1014
00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,770
Send me a few pictures.
1015
00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:56,080
I'll send tons.
1016
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,370
We'll have the whole
weekend in the Hamptons
1017
00:40:58,420 --> 00:40:59,770
to work that out.
1018
00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:01,040
I miss you.
1019
00:41:01,090 --> 00:41:03,290
Oh, I miss you, too.
1020
00:41:03,490 --> 00:41:05,080
I miss you.
1021
00:41:05,130 --> 00:41:07,730
I miss you.
1022
00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:12,650
Honey, I-I gotta go.
1023
00:41:12,700 --> 00:41:15,000
I gotta go, baby.
1024
00:41:22,340 --> 00:41:26,030
Bill, I told you,
don't call me at night.
1025
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:28,430
I'll call you tomorrow.
1026
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:30,240
I'm sorry, honey.
1027
00:41:30,290 --> 00:41:32,510
It's okay.
The wine hit me wrong.
1028
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,270
I have a splitting headache.
1029
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,240
- Really?
- Yeah.
1030
00:41:35,290 --> 00:41:39,150
Well, maybe I can make it
go away, huh?
1031
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:42,430
Sorry, honey, not tonight.
1032
00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:07,140
"Sorry for the tough love.
1033
00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:08,240
"Do what you need to do.
1034
00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:10,780
I support you."
Yeah, right.
1035
00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:11,610
Bitch.
1036
00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:12,910
- You okay?
- Yep.
1037
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,320
You sure? 'Cause you're
talking to your phone.
1038
00:42:16,370 --> 00:42:18,350
I'm fine.
1039
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:20,520
So, how's Carmela?
1040
00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:23,390
- Bad.
- How come?
1041
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:24,420
Because I said so, okay?
1042
00:42:24,470 --> 00:42:27,360
Why? Do you like her?
Because she is fired.
1043
00:42:27,410 --> 00:42:28,330
What's going on with you?
1044
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,330
I... Let me...
Let me take a stab
1045
00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,200
and say that you didn't fire her
1046
00:42:31,250 --> 00:42:34,730
because you realized
that feng shui is bullshit.
1047
00:42:34,780 --> 00:42:37,140
You shouldn't be paying for that.
1048
00:42:37,190 --> 00:42:39,110
Okay, you know what?
Feng shui rules.
1049
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:43,310
And there are so many people
in this world and in China
1050
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:44,810
who love feng shui,
1051
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:47,150
and feng shui is not
what you think it is,
1052
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:49,150
- and I hate that you keep saying...
- Katie...
1053
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,480
-...that it's dumb.
- I didn't mean it.
1054
00:42:50,530 --> 00:42:53,390
Feng shui is so good
'cause it's important to know
1055
00:42:53,440 --> 00:42:55,850
- where to place things...
- Mm-hmm... Okay...
1056
00:42:55,900 --> 00:42:58,070
in order to make yourself
feel better.
1057
00:42:59,280 --> 00:43:00,980
Katie, sweetheart?
1058
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,400
Katie?
1059
00:43:04,450 --> 00:43:06,270
What are you doing?
What is that?
1060
00:43:06,320 --> 00:43:07,500
See? See?
1061
00:43:07,550 --> 00:43:08,370
This is what happens
1062
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:12,310
when Carly makes me cry
on the inside like a winner.
1063
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,910
Katie!
1064
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:14,970
Who's Carly?
1065
00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:18,250
She's Mark's girlfriend,
and not "friend friend,"
1066
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:19,710
like, "boning friend!"
1067
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:20,880
Mark's cheating on you?
1068
00:43:20,930 --> 00:43:22,150
Like, 50 times at least.
1069
00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:23,950
- Are you serious? With who?
- Or more probably.
1070
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:27,490
Carmela, but only
her real name is Carly.
1071
00:43:27,540 --> 00:43:29,860
Is this some sort of Tyler
Durden Fight Club thing?
1072
00:43:29,910 --> 00:43:31,360
- No!
- Are you Carly?
1073
00:43:31,410 --> 00:43:32,790
- No...
- Is anyone Carly?
1074
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:34,930
- Phil, please focus, okay?
- I am focused.
1075
00:43:34,980 --> 00:43:37,260
I-I don't want to keep
explaining this to you.
1076
00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:38,970
- Who... is...?
- Carmela is Carly.
1077
00:43:39,020 --> 00:43:41,470
The feng shui spatialist chick,
that girl?
1078
00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:44,370
- Yes.
- Oh, my God!
1079
00:43:44,420 --> 00:43:45,810
You okay?
1080
00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:48,140
Yeah, I'm fine.
1081
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:49,480
I never liked that guy.
1082
00:43:49,530 --> 00:43:51,480
I never liked that guy;
I told you that
1083
00:43:51,530 --> 00:43:52,610
before you married him, didn't I?
1084
00:43:52,660 --> 00:43:54,880
I sat you down.
What a piece of shit.
1085
00:43:54,930 --> 00:43:56,380
Did you know she was his mistress
1086
00:43:56,430 --> 00:43:58,920
when she was in the house?
When she was working here?
1087
00:43:58,970 --> 00:43:59,850
Okay, here's the thing.
1088
00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:01,590
I thought she was
his ex-mistress,
1089
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:04,390
but it turns out
they're still seeing each other.
1090
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,790
- That makes sense.
- So I heard him
1091
00:44:05,840 --> 00:44:06,830
on the phone with her,
1092
00:44:06,880 --> 00:44:08,890
and then he comes to me,
and he's like,
1093
00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:10,460
"Oh, I have to go golfing
1094
00:44:10,510 --> 00:44:11,460
in Connecticut
1095
00:44:11,510 --> 00:44:13,630
with the Canadian crew."
Right?
1096
00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,000
Which is code.
1097
00:44:15,050 --> 00:44:16,000
For what?
1098
00:44:16,050 --> 00:44:18,310
- Ca.
- Ca?
1099
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:19,340
Ca.
1100
00:44:19,390 --> 00:44:21,040
- Ca.
- Car...
1101
00:44:21,090 --> 00:44:22,910
- Carly. Carmela.
- Carmela.
1102
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,080
- You're talking about Carmela.
- Right.
1103
00:44:24,130 --> 00:44:27,680
And then she doesn't even know that
I know that they're still together,
1104
00:44:27,730 --> 00:44:29,380
and so she's pretending
to be friends with me,
1105
00:44:29,430 --> 00:44:31,690
but she's spying on me
like a double agent.
1106
00:44:31,740 --> 00:44:33,020
And you're letting her
pretend because...
1107
00:44:33,070 --> 00:44:34,620
Because that's how you run
a double agent.
1108
00:44:34,670 --> 00:44:36,160
- Oh.
- I don't even know
1109
00:44:36,210 --> 00:44:37,560
if she's American.
1110
00:44:37,610 --> 00:44:38,560
I don't even know.
1111
00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:40,630
Listen, Katie,
if she's full of shit,
1112
00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,760
call her out on it.
1113
00:44:41,810 --> 00:44:43,300
Take care of that.
Deal with her.
1114
00:44:43,350 --> 00:44:45,430
And then deal
with the real problem.
1115
00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:46,530
Oh, Mark.
1116
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:47,670
Yes, Mark.
1117
00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:48,800
Yes.
1118
00:44:48,850 --> 00:44:50,740
Okay, right. Mm-hmm.
1119
00:44:50,790 --> 00:44:54,120
- Where are you going?
- I don't know.
1120
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:57,010
I'm really happy that
we're doing this.
1121
00:44:57,060 --> 00:44:58,860
Are you?
1122
00:44:59,430 --> 00:45:00,380
How are you feeling?
1123
00:45:00,430 --> 00:45:01,580
I don't know;
how are you feeling?
1124
00:45:01,630 --> 00:45:04,720
Well, I feel like I owe you
an apology for the other night.
1125
00:45:04,770 --> 00:45:05,990
- Do you? Hmm.
- Yeah.
1126
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,620
I know sometimes I can be
more tough than love, and...
1127
00:45:09,670 --> 00:45:10,520
Can you?
1128
00:45:10,570 --> 00:45:13,890
Yeah, and I just wanted
to clear the air
1129
00:45:13,940 --> 00:45:16,760
and-and say
that whatever happens
1130
00:45:16,810 --> 00:45:19,000
between you and Mark
is your business.
1131
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,400
Oh, is it?
1132
00:45:21,450 --> 00:45:23,070
Yeah. Are you okay?
1133
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:25,770
Are you still sleeping
with my husband?
1134
00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:28,340
- What?
- You heard me.
1135
00:45:28,390 --> 00:45:29,010
This is unbelievable.
1136
00:45:29,060 --> 00:45:30,840
- No, no, no, no, no...
- I must be crazy to think
1137
00:45:30,890 --> 00:45:32,850
I could be best friend
with my ex-boyfriend's w...
1138
00:45:32,900 --> 00:45:34,050
You don't get to ice me out.
1139
00:45:34,100 --> 00:45:35,050
No. No. Huh-uh. No.
1140
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:37,580
What? What? What?
You can't... you can't ice me out.
1141
00:45:37,630 --> 00:45:39,590
- What are you gonna do?
- I am gonna ice you out.
1142
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,750
Look, okay, here's my ice shield.
1143
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,120
What next? Are you
gonna pull out my weave?
1144
00:45:42,170 --> 00:45:43,460
Is that what's gonna happen?
1145
00:45:43,510 --> 00:45:44,960
Why don't you start
telling me the truth!
1146
00:45:45,010 --> 00:45:46,830
What, you want to know the truth?
1147
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,530
Your husband sucks!
1148
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:49,600
I am not sleeping with him.
1149
00:45:49,650 --> 00:45:54,170
And the fact that you think
that I would really hurts.
1150
00:45:54,220 --> 00:45:55,600
Well, shit!
I don't know!
1151
00:45:55,650 --> 00:45:57,200
All I know is what I heard,
1152
00:45:57,250 --> 00:45:58,540
and he's meeting someone...
1153
00:45:58,590 --> 00:46:01,570
Then it's not me, so he must
be cheating on both of us.
1154
00:46:01,620 --> 00:46:03,710
Oh, my God, that's it.
He's cheating on us!
1155
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,750
- No, I was kidding about that.
- Yes! No, no, no.
1156
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:07,610
If he's not seeing you...
which I'm so sorry
1157
00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:09,880
I said that, that was...
that was... that sucks,
1158
00:46:09,930 --> 00:46:12,120
I'm sorry... but if
he isn't seeing you,
1159
00:46:12,170 --> 00:46:13,390
he's seeing someone else.
1160
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:15,290
Think about it, Kate.
Think about it.
1161
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,960
Between the two of us,
he has a perfect woman.
1162
00:46:18,010 --> 00:46:19,230
What else would he need?
1163
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:23,110
The one thing we're
not giving him: sex.
1164
00:46:32,720 --> 00:46:34,590
Kate...
1165
00:46:36,660 --> 00:46:37,380
Katie?
1166
00:46:37,430 --> 00:46:38,210
Time to go, sweetie.
1167
00:46:38,260 --> 00:46:43,120
Okay. Um, are you all packed
for all your business meetings?
1168
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:45,120
I hate working on the weekends.
1169
00:46:45,170 --> 00:46:47,590
Oh... I feel bad for you.
1170
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,000
Let me walk you out.
1171
00:46:51,870 --> 00:46:55,130
- Bye.
- Mmm. Mmm!
1172
00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:55,860
Mwah!
1173
00:46:55,910 --> 00:46:57,730
Have a great weekend.
1174
00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:59,870
Okay. You, too.
1175
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,570
- Bye!
- Bye.
1176
00:47:01,620 --> 00:47:05,540
- You look gorgeous, honey.
- Thanks, honey.
1177
00:47:05,590 --> 00:47:06,110
Safe flight!
1178
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,040
- I'll call you when I get in.
- Okay.
1179
00:47:09,090 --> 00:47:11,260
Don't forget.
1180
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,820
Come on, let's go!
1181
00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:56,770
He's probably halfway
there already.
1182
00:47:56,970 --> 00:47:58,120
We're gonna lose him.
1183
00:47:58,170 --> 00:48:00,790
What is Thunder doing?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1184
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:03,800
- Get in the car.
- Are you kidding me? I hate...
1185
00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:04,930
No, no! Oh, God!
1186
00:48:04,980 --> 00:48:06,570
- Sorry.
- Jesus, that was...
1187
00:48:06,620 --> 00:48:09,540
I think that was... it
might have been his balls.
1188
00:48:09,590 --> 00:48:11,820
- No.
- No, that was... Ugh!
1189
00:48:53,860 --> 00:48:56,250
I don't think we
should rush into anything...
1190
00:48:56,300 --> 00:48:59,470
What are you doing?
1191
00:49:03,840 --> 00:49:06,390
When you're divvying up
friends in the divorce,
1192
00:49:06,440 --> 00:49:07,760
make sure you keep this one.
1193
00:49:07,810 --> 00:49:11,340
What are you... doing?
1194
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:12,130
I don't...
1195
00:49:12,180 --> 00:49:14,970
You're not gonna see anything
through those hedges.
1196
00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:15,770
Get out of there.
1197
00:49:15,820 --> 00:49:17,870
You are being a very
negative detective.
1198
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,210
Give me a boost up.
1199
00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:22,560
Look, he's not gonna catch us.
1200
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:26,910
- Go higher. Go higher.
- Wait... I...
1201
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:27,980
- Go higher.
- Just look...
1202
00:49:28,030 --> 00:49:30,050
Oh, hell, no!
1203
00:49:30,100 --> 00:49:31,820
Now he's crossed the line!
1204
00:49:31,870 --> 00:49:34,620
- Come on!
- What... what is it? What's going on?
1205
00:49:34,670 --> 00:49:36,620
- It's a Jetta.
- What...
1206
00:49:36,670 --> 00:49:38,120
- It's a Jetta!
- So?
1207
00:49:38,170 --> 00:49:39,790
Only young, hot girls
drive Jettas!
1208
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:42,190
- I had a Jetta.
- That's what I'm talking about.
1209
00:49:42,240 --> 00:49:45,410
All right, okay...
1210
00:49:56,930 --> 00:49:57,640
Hi, there.
1211
00:49:57,690 --> 00:50:01,080
I just, um, I was out for a jog,
and my hammies locked up.
1212
00:50:01,130 --> 00:50:02,980
You know, when that...
happens, I...
1213
00:50:03,030 --> 00:50:04,720
I have to stretch.
1214
00:50:04,770 --> 00:50:06,690
- I'm not Gumby.
- I just pulled over
1215
00:50:06,740 --> 00:50:08,240
for a little stretch.
1216
00:50:09,270 --> 00:50:12,360
Oh... that feels
so much better.
1217
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,610
Yeah.
1218
00:50:15,340 --> 00:50:16,360
Yup.
1219
00:50:16,410 --> 00:50:18,730
That's, uh, a lot better.
1220
00:50:18,780 --> 00:50:21,530
Oh, yeah.
1221
00:50:21,580 --> 00:50:23,340
You just got to, like...
1222
00:50:23,390 --> 00:50:24,870
stretch it out...
1223
00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,760
Stretch it out.
1224
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:31,460
Yeah.
1225
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:37,080
That is... That is it!
1226
00:50:37,130 --> 00:50:38,720
If we are gonna keep doing this,
you have to tell me
1227
00:50:38,770 --> 00:50:39,820
what we're doing
and where we're going
1228
00:50:39,870 --> 00:50:41,320
and where we're going
and what's happening,
1229
00:50:41,370 --> 00:50:43,460
because I can't take it anymore!
1230
00:50:43,510 --> 00:50:45,190
Let's go!
1231
00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:48,640
Oh, God!
1232
00:51:01,620 --> 00:51:04,740
Well, well, well,
look who's here...
1233
00:51:04,790 --> 00:51:06,280
the wife and the mistress.
1234
00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:07,880
I'm not a mistress.
1235
00:51:07,930 --> 00:51:10,080
Not technically, anyway.
1236
00:51:10,130 --> 00:51:11,820
And she comes
in peace, so be nice.
1237
00:51:11,870 --> 00:51:13,120
All right, all right.
1238
00:51:13,170 --> 00:51:14,970
Come on in.
1239
00:51:15,100 --> 00:51:17,820
So, can I ask what the hell
the two of you are up to?
1240
00:51:17,870 --> 00:51:19,330
And, Katie, don't say
it's a social call,
1241
00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:22,030
because you haven't been here
since I've bought the place.
1242
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:23,360
We think Mark has
another mistress,
1243
00:51:23,410 --> 00:51:25,770
and we're gonna go find her.
What?!
1244
00:51:25,820 --> 00:51:28,450
Mm-hmm.
I...
1245
00:51:29,250 --> 00:51:31,240
And-and what exactly
do you plan on doing
1246
00:51:31,290 --> 00:51:32,240
if you find this girl?
1247
00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:35,840
Don't come at me with
all your weird little
1248
00:51:35,890 --> 00:51:36,410
man logic, okay?
1249
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:40,080
This is a one-day-at-time
operation, and today,
1250
00:51:40,130 --> 00:51:42,350
it's a light recon day.
1251
00:51:42,400 --> 00:51:44,250
A grappling hook?
1252
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:46,370
Really?
1253
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:49,170
Damn.
1254
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:03,000
Look, I don't know if you're here
1255
00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:05,200
out of some... morbid curiosity,
1256
00:52:05,250 --> 00:52:07,910
or if you and Kate
are the weirdest friends ever...
1257
00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:10,040
We are.
The weirdest friends ever.
1258
00:52:10,090 --> 00:52:11,510
But she's a good person.
1259
00:52:11,560 --> 00:52:13,480
And even though Mark's an asshole,
1260
00:52:13,530 --> 00:52:15,110
they had something real.
1261
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:15,750
And whenever she's done
1262
00:52:15,800 --> 00:52:18,890
running around with you, she's
gonna realize that that's gone.
1263
00:52:18,940 --> 00:52:20,850
And it's gonna suck.
1264
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,050
So...
1265
00:52:22,100 --> 00:52:26,230
try not to make that part
any worse for her.
1266
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:27,940
Okay.
1267
00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:32,170
Okay...
1268
00:52:32,220 --> 00:52:34,100
they are on the move.
1269
00:52:34,150 --> 00:52:35,530
Okay.
1270
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:37,200
Nothing...
1271
00:52:37,250 --> 00:52:39,090
Mm...
1272
00:52:40,090 --> 00:52:41,340
Okay.
1273
00:52:41,390 --> 00:52:43,140
Whoops. He's up.
1274
00:52:43,190 --> 00:52:44,580
Wow. Really?
What's he doing?
1275
00:52:44,630 --> 00:52:46,960
- Kissing.
Uh-huh.
1276
00:52:47,500 --> 00:52:50,920
- Probably tongue.
Mm-hmm.
1277
00:52:50,970 --> 00:52:53,850
- Probably enjoying.
- Great.
1278
00:52:53,900 --> 00:52:56,190
Okay, target is moving.
Target is moving.
1279
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,160
Target is on the move.
1280
00:52:58,210 --> 00:52:58,830
All right.
1281
00:52:58,880 --> 00:52:59,560
Oh, look, he's wearing
1282
00:52:59,610 --> 00:53:01,760
those cute little shorts
I got him for Christmas.
1283
00:53:01,810 --> 00:53:03,800
- Those look good on him.
- Okay.
1284
00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:05,900
I can't believe you're not
interested in this at all.
1285
00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:07,370
Just promise me when you meet her
1286
00:53:07,420 --> 00:53:08,430
that you're not gonna, like,
1287
00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,340
lose your shit
like you did with me.
1288
00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:12,440
- And don't say you didn't.
- I lost my shit,
1289
00:53:12,490 --> 00:53:14,940
but that's because
I was a mistress-virgin,
1290
00:53:14,990 --> 00:53:16,170
and you were the first one.
1291
00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:18,850
Now I'm all worn in
like an old glove.
1292
00:53:18,900 --> 00:53:21,460
Oh, shit, she's getting up.
1293
00:53:23,500 --> 00:53:24,820
Oh, my God.
1294
00:53:24,870 --> 00:53:27,450
- What? What?!
- Holy shit!
1295
00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,020
Oh, come on!
1296
00:53:29,070 --> 00:53:30,820
What?
1297
00:53:30,870 --> 00:53:31,860
What is that?
1298
00:53:31,910 --> 00:53:32,830
Let me see.
1299
00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:33,890
Let me... let me see!
1300
00:53:33,940 --> 00:53:36,930
Okay, but you're
not gonna like it.
1301
00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:38,280
Aah!
1302
00:53:45,490 --> 00:53:47,340
Jesus! She makes me look
like I'm wearing a diaper!
1303
00:53:47,390 --> 00:53:49,110
- Do you think she had that made?
- Are you kidding me?
1304
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:51,040
- No, she didn't have that made.
- That fits her really well.
1305
00:53:51,090 --> 00:53:54,160
When you have a body like that,
everything fits you perfectly.
1306
00:54:00,970 --> 00:54:02,320
Do you know what this is?
This is just
1307
00:54:02,370 --> 00:54:05,320
- so unoriginal, Mark.
- She has a good stride. Wow.
1308
00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:06,740
So cliche.
1309
00:54:11,610 --> 00:54:13,930
- I mean, she's, like, a perfect ten.
- She's pretty good.
1310
00:54:13,980 --> 00:54:15,830
- Lemon tart, double-D...
- Maybe, like, an 11.
1311
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,400
-...obviously natural double-D.
- That's a triple-D.
1312
00:54:17,450 --> 00:54:19,210
It's, like,
a midlife crises mistress.
1313
00:54:19,260 --> 00:54:22,940
She's like a cliche version of
every wife's waking nightmare.
1314
00:54:22,990 --> 00:54:25,110
You have to admit
that's pretty good, though.
1315
00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:27,110
- Seriously.
- It's a... Okay, great, it's fine.
1316
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:27,950
She's beautiful.
But you know what?
1317
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:29,380
Okay, at some point, you say,
"I play tennis," right?
1318
00:54:29,430 --> 00:54:31,150
You know what? How are you
not freaking about this?
1319
00:54:31,200 --> 00:54:33,490
But if I play against
John McEnroe,
1320
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:35,090
then I expect to lose.
1321
00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:36,660
- You know what?
- Right?
1322
00:54:36,710 --> 00:54:38,220
I am McEnroe!
1323
00:54:38,270 --> 00:54:40,590
What are you doing!
1324
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,130
Wait!
1325
00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:46,370
No!
1326
00:54:46,420 --> 00:54:49,520
Don't...!
1327
00:54:51,990 --> 00:54:55,920
What happened to being calm!
1328
00:55:05,030 --> 00:55:08,120
Carly! Carly!
1329
00:55:08,170 --> 00:55:11,540
Stop...!
1330
00:55:22,380 --> 00:55:24,970
I can't believe
he's been cheating on me!
1331
00:55:25,020 --> 00:55:27,310
Oh, boo-hoo!
He cheated on me, too!
1332
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:29,670
You're the wife!
He's supposed to cheat on you!
1333
00:55:29,720 --> 00:55:30,640
Ow!
1334
00:55:30,690 --> 00:55:31,610
Oh, my God!
1335
00:55:31,660 --> 00:55:34,180
Ow!
1336
00:55:34,230 --> 00:55:35,180
Stop the grappling!
1337
00:55:35,230 --> 00:55:38,400
I'm strong when I'm mad...!
1338
00:55:43,540 --> 00:55:46,340
What's going on?
1339
00:55:52,310 --> 00:55:55,650
- Hi.
- Hi.
1340
00:55:56,180 --> 00:55:57,340
I just can't believe
1341
00:55:57,390 --> 00:55:58,170
he'd lie to me.
1342
00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:00,670
I really thought
we were soul mates.
1343
00:56:00,720 --> 00:56:02,540
Oh, my God, I am so sorry.
1344
00:56:02,590 --> 00:56:04,240
I can't believe I just said that.
1345
00:56:04,290 --> 00:56:05,950
You're his soul mate;
I'm a whore.
1346
00:56:06,000 --> 00:56:08,510
- No.
- You must hate me so much right now.
1347
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:11,180
But if it's any consolation,
right now, I hate me more.
1348
00:56:11,230 --> 00:56:13,590
I don't hate you.
I don't hate you at all.
1349
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,550
I got all of that out of my system
1350
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:16,690
with that one.
How can you be
1351
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:20,090
so amazing you could be friends
with your husband's mistress?
1352
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:21,390
Yeah, it's like a dream come true.
1353
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:23,130
- Seriously?
- You know what, ignore her.
1354
00:56:23,180 --> 00:56:26,700
She's just working through
some stuff right now. She's...
1355
00:56:26,750 --> 00:56:28,030
she's kind of troubled.
1356
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,170
But you smell amazing.
What is that?
1357
00:56:31,220 --> 00:56:33,610
I think it's just sweat.
1358
00:56:33,660 --> 00:56:34,970
You know what the worst part
1359
00:56:35,020 --> 00:56:36,070
about this is?
You seem so nice,
1360
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,140
and this whole time
he had me believing
1361
00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:38,980
you were the devil.
1362
00:56:39,030 --> 00:56:40,080
- Wait, what?
- He said that
1363
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:43,180
you cheated on him
and then asked for a divorce.
1364
00:56:43,230 --> 00:56:44,620
He said that I...
1365
00:56:44,670 --> 00:56:47,490
I was the cheater?
That's what he said?
1366
00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:47,950
Yeah.
1367
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,090
Th-That I cheated?
I'm so sorry.
1368
00:56:50,140 --> 00:56:52,690
That is so...
Okay, well, that's...
1369
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,760
What an asshole!
1370
00:56:53,810 --> 00:56:55,630
He's a liar, Kate.
Who cares what he says?
1371
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,700
Because it's not fair.
And he made me
1372
00:56:57,750 --> 00:57:00,130
the bad guy.
And he's divorcing me?
1373
00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:02,130
You know it's not actually
happening, right?
1374
00:57:02,180 --> 00:57:03,770
Okay, but he could have
picked any scenario,
1375
00:57:03,820 --> 00:57:05,100
and he picks that one?
1376
00:57:05,150 --> 00:57:06,270
And he makes me the villain?
1377
00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,840
And then divorces me
for fake cheating?
1378
00:57:08,890 --> 00:57:10,880
I shouldn't have told you.
I'm so sorry.
1379
00:57:10,930 --> 00:57:14,280
Honey, it's not your fault
that I married a monster.
1380
00:57:14,330 --> 00:57:17,080
You are innocent in all of this.
1381
00:57:17,130 --> 00:57:19,320
Let's go back to Phil's.
Okay, let's go.
1382
00:57:19,370 --> 00:57:20,590
Wait... what am I
supposed to do?
1383
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:21,550
You guys can't just leave me.
1384
00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:22,790
Mark's gonna be back from the gym
1385
00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:23,760
- any minute.
- We'll get your number.
1386
00:57:23,810 --> 00:57:25,120
- We'll get your num...
- Can we keep her?
1387
00:57:25,170 --> 00:57:28,290
- No, we can't keep her!
- We already have a dog at home!
1388
00:57:28,340 --> 00:57:30,460
You pulled my hair,
which is totally out of...
1389
00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:31,700
Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
1390
00:57:31,750 --> 00:57:32,830
you cannot just make some...
1391
00:57:32,880 --> 00:57:35,070
Check this out.
Watch what I taught Thunder.
1392
00:57:35,120 --> 00:57:36,780
Thunder, get me a beer.
1393
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:39,610
- Unbelievable.
- Wow!
1394
00:57:39,660 --> 00:57:41,470
- That's crazy. It's crazy.
- It's a miracle.
1395
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,710
That dog is trying to break me.
He really is.
1396
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,650
- Good boy. Good boy.
- Thunder. Thunder.
1397
00:57:46,700 --> 00:57:48,750
- So, how was the stalking?
- Thank you, thank you...
1398
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:50,750
- Thunder. Traitor.
-...thank you, thank you.
1399
00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:53,000
How did it go, weirdo?
1400
00:57:53,230 --> 00:57:53,650
Oh, it was good.
1401
00:57:53,700 --> 00:57:56,720
We took a run on the beach,
we met Mark's new mistress...
1402
00:57:56,770 --> 00:57:58,420
Amber.
It was good.
1403
00:57:58,470 --> 00:57:59,230
22, super-hot.
1404
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,460
- Are you jealous?
- No, I'm not jealous.
1405
00:58:00,510 --> 00:58:01,830
- You are.
- I just don't have, like,
1406
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,890
an insane girl crush.
1407
00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:04,660
I think it's good
that she's super-hot.
1408
00:58:04,710 --> 00:58:07,370
I feel like it brings up
our group average.
1409
00:58:07,420 --> 00:58:09,130
This is not frickin'
Sister Wives, honey.
1410
00:58:09,180 --> 00:58:10,200
Are you sure that
you're not angry?
1411
00:58:10,250 --> 00:58:11,570
Because letting it out
is a whole lot better
1412
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:13,210
than having to tell
the cops you didn't mean
1413
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:15,840
- to hug her to death.
- Ha, ha! You're so funny!
1414
00:58:15,890 --> 00:58:16,570
Oh, my God!
1415
00:58:16,620 --> 00:58:18,180
You'll see when you meet her.
1416
00:58:18,230 --> 00:58:21,230
What? When I meet her?
1417
00:58:22,260 --> 00:58:23,760
Up high.
1418
00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:26,720
Oh, you look so pretty!
1419
00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:29,520
- You look so pretty.
- It's really...
1420
00:58:29,570 --> 00:58:31,390
Bad. It's just bad.
1421
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:32,790
I love your hair...
1422
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:34,730
So, what's that up there?
1423
00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:36,490
That's the best part of the house.
1424
00:58:36,540 --> 00:58:37,630
Yeah.
You're gonna like it.
1425
00:58:37,680 --> 00:58:38,700
Come on, I'll show you.
1426
00:58:38,750 --> 00:58:40,570
I'm so happy that I met you.
1427
00:58:40,620 --> 00:58:41,730
You're such a good girl.
1428
00:58:41,780 --> 00:58:43,950
- Mark's an asshole.
- He is.
1429
00:58:45,590 --> 00:58:47,520
Right?
1430
00:58:51,890 --> 00:58:53,830
Wow.
1431
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:06,860
I know exactly what
I would do with it.
1432
00:59:06,910 --> 00:59:07,560
What?
1433
00:59:07,610 --> 00:59:11,100
I would put
a coffee table right here,
1434
00:59:11,150 --> 00:59:14,700
so that I could have
my morning coffee.
1435
00:59:14,750 --> 00:59:16,200
Not there. You can't.
It doesn't work.
1436
00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:18,270
There's too much morning sun.
It would blast you.
1437
00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:22,870
No, this is where I would
want to exist... right here.
1438
00:59:22,920 --> 00:59:25,210
Looking at that.
1439
00:59:25,260 --> 00:59:27,160
You sure?
1440
00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:29,530
Yeah.
1441
00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:31,280
I'll think about it.
1442
00:59:31,330 --> 00:59:33,670
You better.
1443
00:59:33,770 --> 00:59:35,700
Okay.
1444
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,220
♪ Shortie in the back,
short-shortie in the back
1445
00:59:38,270 --> 00:59:40,530
♪ Short-shortie in the back
of the club
1446
00:59:40,580 --> 00:59:41,630
♪ And she's banging
1447
00:59:41,680 --> 00:59:44,160
short-shortie in the back
1448
00:59:44,210 --> 00:59:46,300
♪ Short-shortie
in the back of the club
1449
00:59:46,350 --> 00:59:48,130
♪ And she's banging so pretty...
1450
00:59:48,180 --> 00:59:51,270
I got to admit, Kate might
actually have a point
1451
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,010
about her bringing up
the group average.
1452
00:59:53,060 --> 00:59:55,270
short-shortie in the back...
1453
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:57,280
Do you guys care if I smoke?
1454
00:59:57,330 --> 01:00:00,250
No... I kind of
want one, too.
1455
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:01,280
Since when do you smoke?
1456
01:00:01,330 --> 01:00:03,280
- Since whenever I want to smoke.
- Yeah!
1457
01:00:03,330 --> 01:00:04,980
- This ought to be good.
- I swear,
1458
01:00:05,030 --> 01:00:06,420
if we find any more mistresses,
1459
01:00:06,470 --> 01:00:08,520
I'm gonna have to
send her to rehab.
1460
01:00:08,570 --> 01:00:10,360
♪ Like a blazing light
1461
01:00:10,410 --> 01:00:13,260
♪ Our dreams ignite
1462
01:00:13,310 --> 01:00:15,690
♪ Across the sky
1463
01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:19,330
♪ If you feel it in the air
1464
01:00:19,380 --> 01:00:22,570
♪ Oh, if you feel it in the air
1465
01:00:22,620 --> 01:00:26,620
♪ Then you're already there.
1466
01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:44,820
Don't worry, we didn't hook up.
1467
01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:45,820
- We didn't?
- No.
1468
01:00:45,870 --> 01:00:47,590
- Oh, thank God.
- Nah, you took
1469
01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:50,230
your clothes off to
go skinny-dipping.
1470
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,500
- Really?
- Yeah. You girls started in
1471
01:00:51,550 --> 01:00:55,570
on the tequila, and it all
went downhill from there.
1472
01:00:55,620 --> 01:00:57,370
I couldn't get you to
keep your clothes on,
1473
01:00:57,420 --> 01:00:58,970
so I had to button
you in backwards.
1474
01:00:59,020 --> 01:01:00,990
- Shut up.
- Yeah.
1475
01:01:01,360 --> 01:01:02,440
So let me get this straight.
1476
01:01:02,490 --> 01:01:04,680
I came into your bed naked
and tried to molest you,
1477
01:01:04,730 --> 01:01:06,480
and then you made a straitjacket
1478
01:01:06,530 --> 01:01:09,680
and a pillow fort
to protect yourself from me.
1479
01:01:09,730 --> 01:01:10,480
Yeah.
1480
01:01:10,530 --> 01:01:14,050
Oh, my God, I've hit rock bottom.
1481
01:01:14,100 --> 01:01:15,450
Aw, don't worry about it.
1482
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:16,550
We were pretty out of our heads,
1483
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,560
and I like to think
I'm a good guy. So...
1484
01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:23,460
So you needed the pillows
to resist me.
1485
01:01:23,510 --> 01:01:27,480
Let's say I was hedging
my willpower.
1486
01:01:28,780 --> 01:01:32,080
I'm gonna go take a shower.
1487
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:44,460
Good morning.
Good morning.
1488
01:01:44,870 --> 01:01:45,920
What are you guys doing?
1489
01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:49,690
Phil went for a run, and
Amber's making frittatas.
1490
01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:50,390
Have you packed your shit?
1491
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,060
'Cause I want to get on the
road before traffic starts.
1492
01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:54,030
No. 'Cause that means
1493
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:55,560
I have to go home
and deal with Mark.
1494
01:01:55,610 --> 01:01:57,830
You know what sucks?
I was thinking...
1495
01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,100
is that he should be
the one freaking out,
1496
01:02:00,150 --> 01:02:01,700
not me, because
I didn't do anything,
1497
01:02:01,750 --> 01:02:04,000
and instead, he's totally fine,
and I'm sitting here
1498
01:02:04,050 --> 01:02:06,640
with the two of you,
pretending not even
1499
01:02:06,690 --> 01:02:08,010
to know you, and then
1500
01:02:08,060 --> 01:02:11,440
on top of it, I have to
get my ducks in a row.
1501
01:02:11,490 --> 01:02:14,610
- So what do you want to do?
- Okay, this may sound wrong,
1502
01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:16,950
but I kind of want him to hurt.
1503
01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,350
I want to be the one who makes him
1504
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:20,690
start a whole new life
1505
01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:22,820
because I took it away from him.
1506
01:02:22,870 --> 01:02:26,460
I want him to feel
what I feel, but worse.
1507
01:02:26,510 --> 01:02:29,630
So you're talking about
maximum pain, right?
1508
01:02:29,680 --> 01:02:32,300
We should kick him in the balls.
1509
01:02:32,350 --> 01:02:34,170
You know, that's, like,
a really good thought,
1510
01:02:34,220 --> 01:02:35,870
and actually, I like the way
your brain works,
1511
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:36,770
but I think we're thinking
1512
01:02:36,820 --> 01:02:39,710
about... something a little bit bigger than that.
- Yeah.
1513
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:41,570
You know what, it doesn't
really matter anyway,
1514
01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:43,170
because he's always
gonna wind up on top,
1515
01:02:43,220 --> 01:02:44,840
because he's a killer and I'm not.
1516
01:02:44,890 --> 01:02:45,640
That's not true.
1517
01:02:45,690 --> 01:02:47,710
You know that.
You're not alone in this.
1518
01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:48,750
- You have us.
- Exactly.
1519
01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:52,150
When you put the lawyer,
the wife and the boobs together,
1520
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:53,650
you got the perfect
killing machine.
1521
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:54,450
- I do?
- Yes.
1522
01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,450
I know how assholes
do asshole-y things.
1523
01:02:56,500 --> 01:02:59,730
- You do.
- And you know how Mark does everything,
1524
01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:01,430
and Amber knows...
1525
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:03,800
- We're gonna find out what Amber knows.
- Yeah.
1526
01:03:03,850 --> 01:03:04,960
Wait a sec, what are you saying?
1527
01:03:05,010 --> 01:03:08,030
What I'm saying is that
if you want to take him down,
1528
01:03:08,080 --> 01:03:09,770
then let's take him down.
1529
01:03:09,820 --> 01:03:11,100
We have him surrounded.
1530
01:03:11,150 --> 01:03:12,740
- Surrounded.
- And if we put
1531
01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:14,640
- our brains together...
- The three of us.
1532
01:03:14,690 --> 01:03:18,610
the three of us can be
just as shady as he can.
1533
01:03:18,660 --> 01:03:20,080
- I am in.
- Are you in?
1534
01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:21,900
- I'm in!
- Yeah!
1535
01:03:29,970 --> 01:03:32,830
♪ I come home in the morning light
1536
01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:37,600
♪ My mother says, "When you
gonna live your life right?"
1537
01:03:37,650 --> 01:03:41,070
♪ Oh, Mother dear,
we're not the fortunate ones
1538
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:44,020
♪ And girls, they want to have fun
1539
01:03:45,050 --> 01:03:47,510
♪ Oh, girls just want
to have fun...
1540
01:03:47,560 --> 01:03:49,590
Hi, honey.
1541
01:03:53,060 --> 01:03:55,330
Mmm!
1542
01:03:55,800 --> 01:03:57,750
Tastes different today.
What'd you do?
1543
01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,790
Added kiwi.
1544
01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:01,890
Mm. I like it.
1545
01:04:01,940 --> 01:04:03,090
I'll keep adding it.
1546
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:06,330
♪ Oh, Daddy dear, you know
you're still number one
1547
01:04:06,380 --> 01:04:07,230
Mmm.
1548
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:10,730
♪ But girls, they want to have fun
1549
01:04:10,780 --> 01:04:16,880
♪ Oh, girls just want to have fun
1550
01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:21,770
♪ Huh, huh
1551
01:04:21,820 --> 01:04:24,080
♪ Just want to, they just want to
1552
01:04:24,130 --> 01:04:25,980
♪ Have fun
♪ They just want to
1553
01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:32,220
♪ They want to, oh, girls ♪
Girls just want to have fun...
1554
01:04:32,270 --> 01:04:33,750
I was going crazy without you.
1555
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,620
I'm sorry for being such a jerk.
1556
01:04:35,670 --> 01:04:37,620
- No. No, no, no.
- You know what?
1557
01:04:37,670 --> 01:04:39,260
- I overreacted.
- No.
1558
01:04:39,310 --> 01:04:40,530
No, I did. I really did.
1559
01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:42,430
It was just that you
were coming to meet my dad...
1560
01:04:42,480 --> 01:04:44,560
I know.
-...and I've just been so worried about him.
1561
01:04:45,250 --> 01:04:47,530
He's been going through
so much with this divorce,
1562
01:04:47,580 --> 01:04:48,770
and I just...
1563
01:04:48,820 --> 01:04:52,140
Sorry. Do you mind?
I'll just be a second.
1564
01:04:52,190 --> 01:04:54,490
No. That's fine.
1565
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:56,820
Mike.
1566
01:04:58,330 --> 01:04:59,750
No, I was setting the mike.
1567
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,530
N-Never mind.
What do you want?
1568
01:05:08,740 --> 01:05:12,200
- I love this tie.
- Thank you.
1569
01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,480
What is it?
1570
01:05:26,150 --> 01:05:28,990
Okay. Hold that thought.
1571
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,280
I'm sorry.
1572
01:05:35,330 --> 01:05:37,520
Um... where were we?
1573
01:05:37,570 --> 01:05:38,680
My dad's divorce.
1574
01:05:38,730 --> 01:05:39,420
Right.
1575
01:05:39,470 --> 01:05:41,320
You said you're worried about him.
I am.
1576
01:05:41,370 --> 01:05:44,720
He's gonna have to give this
woman half of his money,
1577
01:05:44,770 --> 01:05:48,590
half of everything he has.
And she does nothing.
1578
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:51,100
She just lays around
the house all day long.
1579
01:05:51,150 --> 01:05:53,470
I mean, he has been
working his whole life,
1580
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:55,670
and she is just going
to take half of it.
1581
01:05:55,720 --> 01:06:00,210
It's not fair.
- But he can't give away what he doesn't have.
1582
01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:02,410
Are you saying that
he should hide his money?
1583
01:06:02,460 --> 01:06:04,910
Not hide. Lose.
1584
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,010
I don't really understand.
1585
01:06:07,060 --> 01:06:10,200
Maybe I should just
tell him in person.
1586
01:06:11,530 --> 01:06:13,370
You would do that?
1587
01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:18,920
Whoa. The... ah...
1588
01:06:18,970 --> 01:06:21,260
Are you okay?
Actually, no.
1589
01:06:21,310 --> 01:06:23,160
We should get out
of here. Now.
1590
01:06:23,210 --> 01:06:26,030
Please.
Really?
1591
01:06:26,080 --> 01:06:29,250
Yeah. Okay.
1592
01:06:32,050 --> 01:06:33,220
Come on.
1593
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:39,080
Uh...
You okay?
1594
01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:40,850
Something's not right.
1595
01:06:40,900 --> 01:06:43,480
Um... you should go.
1596
01:06:43,530 --> 01:06:45,680
I'll call you later.
- Do you want me to wait for you?
1597
01:06:45,730 --> 01:06:46,690
- No.
- I don't mind.
1598
01:06:46,740 --> 01:06:48,990
No, it's fine.
It's good, it's good.
1599
01:06:49,040 --> 01:06:52,270
Oh, shit! Oh...!
1600
01:06:53,470 --> 01:06:56,960
Oh, come on! Oh...
1601
01:06:57,010 --> 01:06:58,680
Oh...!
1602
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:03,150
Oh!
1603
01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:07,760
Oh...!
1604
01:07:15,300 --> 01:07:15,950
Oh, God.
1605
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,400
That was painful.
1606
01:07:19,800 --> 01:07:22,420
Oh, my God!
1607
01:07:22,470 --> 01:07:24,160
Oh, no!
1608
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:25,720
Oh, no!
1609
01:07:25,770 --> 01:07:28,540
Oh...
1610
01:07:30,810 --> 01:07:32,930
Hey, buddy?
1611
01:07:32,980 --> 01:07:35,900
Can you help me out?
1612
01:07:35,950 --> 01:07:37,840
- I need you to buy me some pants.
- Ah, things
1613
01:07:37,890 --> 01:07:40,740
- got really tough in there, huh?
- Yeah.
1614
01:07:40,790 --> 01:07:42,970
I'm a 34-inch waist
The fit doesn't have
1615
01:07:43,020 --> 01:07:46,280
to be perfect.
And I like blue.
1616
01:07:46,330 --> 01:07:48,330
Or green!
1617
01:07:49,330 --> 01:07:51,000
You still there?
1618
01:07:52,870 --> 01:07:55,370
Hello?
1619
01:08:06,980 --> 01:08:08,500
What happened to you?
1620
01:08:08,550 --> 01:08:11,300
I had a fecal incident.
1621
01:08:11,350 --> 01:08:13,610
I needed some pants,
and the only person
1622
01:08:13,660 --> 01:08:16,070
who didn't try to rob me
was a hipster.
1623
01:08:16,120 --> 01:08:19,240
I'm sorry, did you say
you had a "fecal incident"?
1624
01:08:19,290 --> 01:08:21,180
Like you pooped your pants?
1625
01:08:21,230 --> 01:08:24,220
Yes, Kate, exactly like that.
1626
01:08:24,270 --> 01:08:25,550
I shit my pants.
1627
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,790
And you know what, sweetheart?
1628
01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:29,790
It's about to happen again,
so if you don't mind...
1629
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:34,180
I'm gonna go see if
our toilet can take a punch.
1630
01:08:40,120 --> 01:08:42,770
♪ Don't say sticks and stones,
they might break your bones
1631
01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:45,700
♪ But the nine millimeter,
it will bore your dome
1632
01:08:45,750 --> 01:08:46,990
♪ I'm talking about...
1633
01:08:56,660 --> 01:08:59,580
You found it!
I did.
1634
01:08:59,630 --> 01:09:01,550
Come on, sit down.
1635
01:09:01,600 --> 01:09:03,050
Is your shirt see-through?
1636
01:09:03,100 --> 01:09:06,090
Yeah, the girl at the shop
told me that sheer is
1637
01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:06,660
the next big thing.
1638
01:09:06,710 --> 01:09:08,460
And your Indian girl
didn't veto that?
1639
01:09:08,510 --> 01:09:10,260
I haven't seen her.
We didn't have
1640
01:09:10,310 --> 01:09:12,230
that twinkle,
you know what I mean?
1641
01:09:12,280 --> 01:09:13,800
I like sheer shirts.
1642
01:09:13,850 --> 01:09:16,200
Dad, this is Amber.
1643
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:18,780
Hi, Amber.
Hi.
1644
01:09:19,090 --> 01:09:21,010
Hi. Um...
1645
01:09:21,060 --> 01:09:23,770
Mmm... mmm...
1646
01:09:23,820 --> 01:09:27,130
I'm fine, thank you.
1647
01:09:28,030 --> 01:09:29,350
I'm, like, really okay.
1648
01:09:29,400 --> 01:09:31,580
Thank you.
I hate being touched.
1649
01:09:31,630 --> 01:09:32,920
Where are we?
Seriously.
1650
01:09:32,970 --> 01:09:35,550
What is this, like, Saigon?
Don't make fun of 'Nam.
1651
01:09:35,600 --> 01:09:37,790
Let me tell you something,
best years of my life.
1652
01:09:37,840 --> 01:09:40,060
This place is awesome.
My neck was so tight.
1653
01:09:40,110 --> 01:09:43,790
What's it called?
No Hands. Isn't it great?
1654
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:45,740
Watch this.
1655
01:09:51,850 --> 01:09:54,910
You see? No hands.
1656
01:09:54,960 --> 01:09:56,570
Okay, I can't put my finger on it,
1657
01:09:56,620 --> 01:09:59,440
but there's definitely
something very wrong with that.
1658
01:09:59,490 --> 01:10:00,580
So, um, okay, what's up?
1659
01:10:00,630 --> 01:10:03,950
What's this big mystery
you want me to solve?
1660
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:05,350
Well, hypothetically,
1661
01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:09,390
if I wanted to protect
my money by losing it,
1662
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:10,320
what would I do?
1663
01:10:10,370 --> 01:10:11,790
Losing it?
Yeah, losing it.
1664
01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:14,890
You're not working with the
hypothetical Feds, are you?
1665
01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:17,090
No! Why, do you have
a problem with the Feds?
1666
01:10:17,140 --> 01:10:19,700
Actually, don't tell me.
What's this guy do?
1667
01:10:19,750 --> 01:10:21,530
He develops start-up companies.
1668
01:10:21,580 --> 01:10:24,070
Ah, the Chuzzlewit Pinch.
1669
01:10:24,120 --> 01:10:24,770
Oh.
1670
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,740
He ain't losing money,
1671
01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:27,810
he's robbing it.
Mm.
1672
01:10:27,860 --> 01:10:29,510
I'll tell you what you do.
1673
01:10:29,560 --> 01:10:31,510
Look for blind offshore filings.
1674
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,710
Like in Switzerland
or the Bahamas.
1675
01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:36,650
If I was gonna "lose" money,
1676
01:10:36,700 --> 01:10:38,480
that's where I'd do it.
1677
01:10:38,530 --> 01:10:39,780
Can I get another drink?
1678
01:10:39,830 --> 01:10:41,750
You okay, baby?
1679
01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:43,590
Need my help on this?
1680
01:10:43,640 --> 01:10:45,760
No.
1681
01:10:45,810 --> 01:10:48,940
I got this.
1682
01:10:50,940 --> 01:10:54,500
Stop frowning
before you break your face.
1683
01:10:54,550 --> 01:10:55,700
Better?
1684
01:10:55,750 --> 01:10:57,870
I don't know.
That's your Evil Genius smile.
1685
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,870
Is somebody about to get screwed?
1686
01:10:59,920 --> 01:11:01,940
You screw me, I screw you back.
1687
01:11:01,990 --> 01:11:04,460
I'm a lady like that.
1688
01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,780
A three-way?
Yeah.
1689
01:11:09,830 --> 01:11:11,720
I don't know.
1690
01:11:11,770 --> 01:11:12,580
Please?
1691
01:11:12,630 --> 01:11:16,350
Come on, you'll love Dana.
1692
01:11:16,400 --> 01:11:17,590
Dana?
1693
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,590
It'll be so hot.
1694
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:22,940
I think it'd be
a game-changer for us.
1695
01:11:24,610 --> 01:11:27,110
Oh...
1696
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:30,500
All right, if you really want to.
1697
01:11:30,550 --> 01:11:32,870
Yes! Thank you!
1698
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,070
Dana.
1699
01:11:35,120 --> 01:11:38,860
Baby, this is Dana.
Hm?
1700
01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:43,550
What?
1701
01:11:43,600 --> 01:11:44,760
No...
1702
01:11:46,670 --> 01:11:49,600
- I knew you'd love her.
- God!
1703
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:54,310
Mm...
1704
01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,410
What the hell?
1705
01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:14,180
Kate?
1706
01:12:14,230 --> 01:12:16,550
Kate!
Yes?
1707
01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:17,150
Look at this.
1708
01:12:17,200 --> 01:12:20,150
- Oh, looks like you put on a
little bit of weight.
- Yes.
1709
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:22,750
And have you ever seen
shit like this?
1710
01:12:22,800 --> 01:12:23,790
What?
1711
01:12:23,840 --> 01:12:24,820
Oh, yeah.
1712
01:12:24,870 --> 01:12:25,990
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Don't-don't do that.
1713
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:28,530
- Are they sensitive? Does that hurt?
- Yes.
1714
01:12:28,580 --> 01:12:30,690
Tune in Tokyo.
1715
01:12:30,740 --> 01:12:32,530
It's...
1716
01:12:32,580 --> 01:12:33,500
You know what?
1717
01:12:33,550 --> 01:12:35,200
It just looks like
you're a little bloated.
1718
01:12:35,250 --> 01:12:36,270
Bloated? I have boobs!
1719
01:12:36,320 --> 01:12:38,770
These nipples look like
they've done hard time
1720
01:12:38,820 --> 01:12:40,140
in Africa feeding some village.
1721
01:12:40,190 --> 01:12:41,670
Okay, I think you're overreacting.
1722
01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:42,910
They're straight out of the Congo!
1723
01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,140
Let's just tape them up;
we'll put some tape on them...
1724
01:12:45,190 --> 01:12:47,980
No! I can't go to work
with my tits taped!
1725
01:12:48,030 --> 01:12:50,510
To do some push-ups.
1726
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:51,950
Did you want this smoothie?
1727
01:12:52,000 --> 01:12:53,550
And he's back
to sexting like a freak.
1728
01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:54,550
Oh, my God,
1729
01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:55,890
I wish he would stop sending
so many pictures.
1730
01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:57,090
Every time I pick up my phone,
1731
01:12:57,140 --> 01:12:58,520
it's like getting flashed
on the subway.
1732
01:12:58,570 --> 01:13:00,790
Okay, try living under
the same roof with him.
1733
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:01,990
All I get is surprise penis.
1734
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:03,460
What is wrong with him?
1735
01:13:03,510 --> 01:13:04,860
It's like his sex drive
is tripled.
1736
01:13:04,910 --> 01:13:05,900
Nonstop, right?
1737
01:13:05,950 --> 01:13:08,600
I thought you said that
you were giving him hormones.
1738
01:13:08,650 --> 01:13:09,100
I am!
1739
01:13:09,150 --> 01:13:10,670
Enough for
a pre-op transsexual.
1740
01:13:10,720 --> 01:13:13,070
He must be taking Viagra
by the handful.
1741
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:14,810
I don't know how much longer
I can last,
1742
01:13:14,860 --> 01:13:16,140
because now that sex
is off the table,
1743
01:13:16,190 --> 01:13:18,010
we actually have to speak
to one another,
1744
01:13:18,060 --> 01:13:20,550
and I think he's getting
a little suspicious.
1745
01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:21,550
Really?
Yeah.
1746
01:13:21,600 --> 01:13:24,750
Well, maybe one of us should
just sleep with him.
1747
01:13:24,800 --> 01:13:25,580
Are you crazy?
1748
01:13:25,630 --> 01:13:26,680
No!
No, just to, like,
1749
01:13:26,730 --> 01:13:28,920
let some steam out of the pot.
Please don't.
1750
01:13:28,970 --> 01:13:30,650
Please, please,
keep the lid on the pot.
1751
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:33,260
So you don't think
I can handle it?
1752
01:13:33,310 --> 01:13:35,760
You know what, I'll do it.
1753
01:13:35,810 --> 01:13:36,560
What?!
1754
01:13:36,610 --> 01:13:38,060
Yeah, no,
I'll take one for the team.
1755
01:13:38,110 --> 01:13:40,070
No, you think that
he's an evil sociopath.
1756
01:13:40,120 --> 01:13:42,600
He is, he is,
but it's better me than you.
1757
01:13:42,650 --> 01:13:43,970
I can weather a little hate sex.
1758
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:46,740
I'll do it;
I don't have a lot of feelings.
1759
01:13:46,790 --> 01:13:47,240
Come on.
1760
01:13:47,290 --> 01:13:49,070
Okay, you guys have
no faith in me.
1761
01:13:49,120 --> 01:13:51,240
Oh, my God, I have a friend
who could do it.
1762
01:13:51,290 --> 01:13:52,140
No! No, no, no.
1763
01:13:52,190 --> 01:13:55,780
We are not gonna hire a hooker
to sleep with my husband.
1764
01:13:55,830 --> 01:13:57,680
She's not a hooker,
she's just a slut.
1765
01:13:57,730 --> 01:13:59,680
No, okay, we're done here.
1766
01:13:59,730 --> 01:14:00,820
I'm gonna do it.
1767
01:14:00,870 --> 01:14:01,950
I am gonna do it.
1768
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:03,490
If you do it, I do it.
1769
01:14:03,540 --> 01:14:05,120
Yeah, me, too.
Fine.
1770
01:14:05,170 --> 01:14:06,120
Rock, paper, scissors.
1771
01:14:06,170 --> 01:14:09,060
Winner has sex with my husband.
1772
01:14:09,110 --> 01:14:09,890
Really?
1773
01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:11,660
Yep, it's the only way.
1774
01:14:11,710 --> 01:14:13,870
One time, or two out of three?
1775
01:14:13,920 --> 01:14:15,730
One time.
1776
01:14:15,780 --> 01:14:17,720
All right.
1777
01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:22,910
Well, Amber wins.
1778
01:14:22,960 --> 01:14:24,210
You okay with that?
1779
01:14:24,260 --> 01:14:25,080
Oh, yeah.
1780
01:14:25,130 --> 01:14:26,740
I couldn't be more okay.
1781
01:14:26,790 --> 01:14:27,910
What?
1782
01:14:27,960 --> 01:14:28,980
♪ Here I am
1783
01:14:29,030 --> 01:14:31,880
♪ The one that you love
1784
01:14:31,930 --> 01:14:36,690
♪ Askin' for another day
1785
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:39,990
♪ Understand the one that you love
1786
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:43,090
♪ Loves you in so many ways
You are so
1787
01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:45,610
full of shit.
1788
01:14:45,750 --> 01:14:49,280
♪ Ooh...
1789
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:50,850
Kate!
1790
01:14:54,220 --> 01:14:56,070
Hey!
1791
01:14:56,120 --> 01:14:57,710
Where have you been?
1792
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:58,480
Are you okay?
1793
01:14:58,530 --> 01:15:00,580
I've been trying you all day long.
1794
01:15:00,630 --> 01:15:03,410
Okay, can you open
the door for me?
1795
01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:06,300
Wow.
1796
01:15:11,540 --> 01:15:12,420
What is going on?
1797
01:15:12,470 --> 01:15:14,730
♪ I promise this one
will go slow...
1798
01:15:14,780 --> 01:15:15,890
Wow.
1799
01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:18,740
This is what it's come to, huh?
1800
01:15:18,810 --> 01:15:23,150
I think I'm having
a nervous breakdown.
1801
01:15:25,550 --> 01:15:28,460
Is it ever gonna get any easier?
1802
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:31,610
Yeah.
1803
01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:33,310
It will.
1804
01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:34,480
When?
1805
01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:37,880
Well, it's gonna suck
for a little while.
1806
01:15:37,930 --> 01:15:38,680
You know?
1807
01:15:38,730 --> 01:15:41,320
But then it's gonna
suck a little less,
1808
01:15:41,370 --> 01:15:42,450
and then one day,
1809
01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:45,660
that ring is just gonna be a ring.
1810
01:15:45,710 --> 01:15:47,560
You're gonna take it off,
1811
01:15:47,610 --> 01:15:51,230
and it's just gonna be something
that you used to wear.
1812
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:55,050
I hope so.
1813
01:15:58,480 --> 01:15:59,540
Katie?
What's he doing?
1814
01:15:59,590 --> 01:16:01,440
He's supposed to be with Amber.
Oh, shit.
1815
01:16:01,490 --> 01:16:03,340
Katie, I'm home!
Go in there.
1816
01:16:03,390 --> 01:16:07,210
No, there's no room under the bed.
1817
01:16:07,260 --> 01:16:08,280
Okay, I'll go here.
1818
01:16:08,330 --> 01:16:11,800
No, no, no, no, no.
I'll go here. I'll go here.
1819
01:16:12,370 --> 01:16:13,320
No, I can see you.
1820
01:16:13,370 --> 01:16:14,220
Go out the window.
1821
01:16:14,270 --> 01:16:15,450
Go out the window.
Get out the window.
1822
01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:17,550
Honey?
I'm not getting out the window.
1823
01:16:17,600 --> 01:16:18,920
Katie?
1824
01:16:18,970 --> 01:16:20,930
Um...
1825
01:16:20,980 --> 01:16:22,360
No, you can't get in there.
1826
01:16:22,410 --> 01:16:24,980
I'm ticklish, I'm ticklish.
1827
01:16:25,980 --> 01:16:29,680
Hi, sweetie, you're home early.
1828
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,470
Uh, I-I cancelled.
1829
01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:32,600
What-what's all this?
1830
01:16:32,650 --> 01:16:33,970
Oh, you know, just, um,
1831
01:16:34,020 --> 01:16:35,670
sometimes I like to put on
1832
01:16:35,720 --> 01:16:36,670
my dress.
1833
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:38,540
It's pretty.
1834
01:16:38,590 --> 01:16:39,440
You do?
Yeah.
1835
01:16:39,490 --> 01:16:41,810
You know when you just feel
like, your, like, normal clothes
1836
01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:43,380
are, like, blah,
and you're just like,
1837
01:16:43,430 --> 01:16:45,780
"Oh, I wish I had a costume"
or something?
1838
01:16:45,830 --> 01:16:47,820
You know when you get like that?
1839
01:16:47,870 --> 01:16:48,720
No.
No?
1840
01:16:48,770 --> 01:16:50,020
Not really. No, but...
1841
01:16:50,070 --> 01:16:53,220
Why don't you come to my
investor dinner this weekend?
1842
01:16:53,270 --> 01:16:54,490
We'll get dressed up
Mm-hmm.
1843
01:16:54,540 --> 01:16:56,760
and you can see firsthand
what I've been doing
1844
01:16:56,810 --> 01:16:58,030
with all your great ideas.
Okay!
1845
01:16:58,080 --> 01:17:00,870
Okay, I'm gonna get us
a couple of drinks.
1846
01:17:00,920 --> 01:17:01,870
Scotch okay?
Oh, yeah.
1847
01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:05,000
That'd be perfect. Thank you.
1848
01:17:05,050 --> 01:17:07,690
Get out!
1849
01:17:09,020 --> 01:17:10,340
Be careful.
1850
01:17:10,390 --> 01:17:13,090
Wait, wait, no! Wait!
No, no, no. Okay.
1851
01:17:14,760 --> 01:17:17,260
Sorry.
1852
01:17:19,670 --> 01:17:20,700
Ow.
1853
01:17:28,940 --> 01:17:30,060
Big year, buddy.
Great job.
1854
01:17:30,110 --> 01:17:33,030
Thanks. Kate, you remember
my partner Nick.
1855
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:33,970
Yes, hi.
1856
01:17:34,020 --> 01:17:34,670
It's been ages.
1857
01:17:34,720 --> 01:17:36,230
Good to see you again.
You, too.
1858
01:17:36,280 --> 01:17:37,230
This is, uh, Cece.
1859
01:17:37,280 --> 01:17:40,240
Kate's the one who gave us
the idea for SwipeSwitch.com.
1860
01:17:40,290 --> 01:17:43,440
Oh, my God,
I am obsessed with that idea.
1861
01:17:43,490 --> 01:17:45,980
I can't wait for
that site to go up.
1862
01:17:46,030 --> 01:17:47,010
Wow, thank you.
1863
01:17:47,060 --> 01:17:47,980
That really means a lot.
1864
01:17:48,030 --> 01:17:49,010
Thank you, that's nice.
1865
01:17:49,060 --> 01:17:50,310
She's my little idea factory.
1866
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:52,950
Maybe you should've picked
her brain about ServiceCircuit.
1867
01:17:53,000 --> 01:17:54,450
Is that still circling the drain?
1868
01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:56,090
More like the toilet,
1869
01:17:56,140 --> 01:17:57,220
but the potential's there, Nick.
1870
01:17:57,270 --> 01:17:59,220
We should try and make it work.
1871
01:17:59,270 --> 01:18:00,530
How much?
1872
01:18:00,580 --> 01:18:03,140
Two million.
1873
01:18:04,140 --> 01:18:05,100
All right, we'll talk about it.
1874
01:18:05,150 --> 01:18:06,360
But if the two million
doesn't work,
1875
01:18:06,410 --> 01:18:07,530
then we're gonna shut it down.
1876
01:18:07,580 --> 01:18:08,800
Thanks, man.
I-I appreciate it.
1877
01:18:08,850 --> 01:18:11,700
Don't sweat it. You made us
a ton of money this year.
1878
01:18:11,750 --> 01:18:13,300
Nobody bats a thousand.
That's true.
1879
01:18:13,350 --> 01:18:16,370
On that happy note,
who needs a drink?
1880
01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:18,510
I do.
1881
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:20,240
- Sweetie, you want another?
- Can I get you one?
1882
01:18:20,290 --> 01:18:22,650
- I'll have a double.
- Sure, I'll go get it.
1883
01:18:22,700 --> 01:18:24,550
See you in a bit.
1884
01:18:24,600 --> 01:18:27,060
Okay.
1885
01:18:27,470 --> 01:18:28,290
She's lovely.
1886
01:18:28,340 --> 01:18:30,750
She is.
Mm-hmm. Is it serious?
1887
01:18:30,800 --> 01:18:32,020
Uh, no.
No?
1888
01:18:32,070 --> 01:18:35,590
Well, I was sorry to hear
about you and Julie.
1889
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:36,260
Me, too.
1890
01:18:36,310 --> 01:18:37,390
But, uh, the lawyers say
1891
01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:39,160
it's all very, um, amicable.
1892
01:18:39,210 --> 01:18:41,730
So fake it until you make it.
1893
01:18:41,780 --> 01:18:42,800
Something like that.
1894
01:18:42,850 --> 01:18:44,270
Katie!
1895
01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,650
Come on.
1896
01:18:49,790 --> 01:18:52,560
Oh, this is beautiful.
1897
01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:55,250
Wow.
1898
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,030
Mmm.
1899
01:18:59,330 --> 01:19:02,870
Whoa.
Nice.
1900
01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:07,270
This is pretty.
1901
01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:11,060
Mmm, did you ever think,
when we had
1902
01:19:11,110 --> 01:19:14,170
that shitty little apartment
on Charles Street
1903
01:19:14,220 --> 01:19:15,230
that we'd end up here?
1904
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:16,830
That wasn't a shitty apartment.
1905
01:19:16,880 --> 01:19:18,670
That was a great apartment.
1906
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:21,970
Don't you remember
how tiny it was?
1907
01:19:22,020 --> 01:19:24,370
And remember we had the
bathroom in the kitchen?
1908
01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:26,710
And every time I
flushed the toilet,
1909
01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,610
the shower would get really cold.
1910
01:19:28,660 --> 01:19:30,180
I hated it.
1911
01:19:30,230 --> 01:19:31,850
I loved that apartment.
1912
01:19:31,900 --> 01:19:36,220
It just seems like everything
was so simple then.
1913
01:19:36,270 --> 01:19:38,590
You know?
Mm-hmm.
1914
01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,090
I was happy.
1915
01:19:40,140 --> 01:19:43,740
And I just wanted you to be happy.
I am.
1916
01:19:45,180 --> 01:19:47,140
Are you?
1917
01:19:47,310 --> 01:19:48,630
You can tell me.
I won't be mad.
1918
01:19:48,680 --> 01:19:53,220
What? I wouldn't even
be me without you. I...
1919
01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:57,240
I might not always
get it right, but...
1920
01:19:57,290 --> 01:20:01,230
I'm exactly where I want to be.
1921
01:20:01,700 --> 01:20:04,760
Do you promise?
1922
01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:08,190
Hi! Hi!
1923
01:20:08,240 --> 01:20:09,120
I'm so glad you're here!
1924
01:20:09,170 --> 01:20:10,120
We have so much to tell you.
1925
01:20:10,170 --> 01:20:12,090
Major breakthroughs.
Whoa.
1926
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,720
Major breakthroughs.
What is all of this?
1927
01:20:13,770 --> 01:20:15,290
Amber got Mark's password
off the nanny cam,
1928
01:20:15,340 --> 01:20:16,990
hacked into his computer
the night she was supposed
1929
01:20:17,040 --> 01:20:18,930
to have sex with him.
- So you saw him?
- Yeah.
1930
01:20:18,980 --> 01:20:21,300
He came over after work and
he had his computer with him.
1931
01:20:21,350 --> 01:20:22,700
Did you have sex?
1932
01:20:22,750 --> 01:20:23,200
No.
1933
01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:24,170
I know I said I would,
1934
01:20:24,220 --> 01:20:25,470
but you looked so sad when I won,
1935
01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:26,740
and I couldn't do it.
No.
1936
01:20:26,790 --> 01:20:28,110
Tell her what you did.
I chickened out,
1937
01:20:28,160 --> 01:20:31,580
and I said I had chlamydia.
That's right, bitch, chlamydia!
1938
01:20:31,630 --> 01:20:32,810
No.
She gave him chlamydia.
1939
01:20:32,860 --> 01:20:33,910
He can't even have any sex
1940
01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:35,050
till he finishes his Z-Pak.
1941
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:36,410
- Yay.
- Mark's not just
1942
01:20:36,460 --> 01:20:38,750
a cheating scumbag,
he's also a thief.
1943
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:39,480
Look what I found.
1944
01:20:39,530 --> 01:20:42,250
This is a list of all
of the start-up companies
1945
01:20:42,300 --> 01:20:43,220
that Mark has invested in.
1946
01:20:43,270 --> 01:20:46,190
Three are offshore, but only
one was a blind filing.
1947
01:20:46,240 --> 01:20:47,730
No board of directors.
1948
01:20:47,780 --> 01:20:49,730
It has a P.O. box
for an address,
1949
01:20:49,780 --> 01:20:52,160
and it's been operating at
a total loss in the Bahamas.
1950
01:20:52,210 --> 01:20:53,130
ServiceCircuit.
1951
01:20:53,180 --> 01:20:55,100
This is it, Kate.
No, that can't be right.
1952
01:20:55,150 --> 01:20:57,630
Mark was talking about
ServiceCircuit last night.
1953
01:20:57,680 --> 01:20:58,700
They're putting more money
1954
01:20:58,750 --> 01:21:00,070
into it.
That's part of the con.
1955
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:02,370
All we have to do is find out
the bank he's using.
1956
01:21:02,420 --> 01:21:04,010
No, I was with the
board last night,
1957
01:21:04,060 --> 01:21:05,240
and they seem really happy.
1958
01:21:05,290 --> 01:21:06,810
Mark is making them rich.
1959
01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:08,680
He's stealing, Kate,
and making money for them
1960
01:21:08,730 --> 01:21:10,850
is just one of the ways
that he does it.
1961
01:21:10,900 --> 01:21:12,880
Okay, wait, Kate, what's going on?
1962
01:21:12,930 --> 01:21:14,290
Nothing, I just think
1963
01:21:14,340 --> 01:21:16,090
that it's more complicated
1964
01:21:16,140 --> 01:21:17,990
than we thought.
1965
01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:20,730
You slept with him, didn't you?
1966
01:21:20,780 --> 01:21:21,330
One night?
1967
01:21:21,380 --> 01:21:22,830
You go right back
to being a Stepford?
1968
01:21:22,880 --> 01:21:24,590
What am I supposed to do?
That's great.
1969
01:21:24,640 --> 01:21:27,030
He must have literally
screwed your brains out.
1970
01:21:27,080 --> 01:21:30,230
So what? Maybe you just have
to forgive people
1971
01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:30,970
in order to move forward.
1972
01:21:31,020 --> 01:21:32,900
But he didn't ask you for
forgiveness, now, did he?
1973
01:21:32,950 --> 01:21:33,870
Maybe if you
had something to lose,
1974
01:21:33,920 --> 01:21:36,810
- you would understand how hard this is for me?
- Like what?
1975
01:21:36,860 --> 01:21:37,970
Like a cheating husband of my own?
1976
01:21:38,020 --> 01:21:39,110
Both of you, stop.
You know what,
1977
01:21:39,160 --> 01:21:40,780
things shifted this weekend.
1978
01:21:40,830 --> 01:21:41,710
It was different.
1979
01:21:41,760 --> 01:21:45,230
So you don't know.
Really?
1980
01:21:46,900 --> 01:21:48,050
What are you doing?
1981
01:21:48,100 --> 01:21:50,250
I'm gonna see
if Mark wants to hang out.
1982
01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:51,820
What's wrong with you?
1983
01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:52,790
Everything.
1984
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:53,820
Everything is wrong with you,
1985
01:21:53,870 --> 01:21:56,490
and you know what,
I feel like an idiot right now
1986
01:21:56,540 --> 01:21:58,400
for trusting you over him.
1987
01:21:58,450 --> 01:22:01,210
I am done.
1988
01:22:04,220 --> 01:22:06,450
Kate, wait.
1989
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:49,350
But nothing from Amber either?
1990
01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:51,920
No, and I feel like
if Amber won't talk to me,
1991
01:22:51,970 --> 01:22:55,390
then... I obviously
I did something wrong.
1992
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:58,560
I think you're being hard
on yourself.
1993
01:22:58,610 --> 01:23:00,370
I don't know, I can't tell.
1994
01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:03,290
I care so much,
1995
01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:06,030
and-and then it just comes out
so harsh.
1996
01:23:06,080 --> 01:23:08,670
Well, you know,
what the hell do you know?
1997
01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,050
You get it wrong all the time.
1998
01:23:13,450 --> 01:23:14,610
Sorry.
1999
01:23:14,660 --> 01:23:17,040
I'm usually a fun date.
I am.
2000
01:23:17,090 --> 01:23:18,410
I'm having fun.
Yeah?
2001
01:23:18,460 --> 01:23:22,430
Not a lot of it, but some.
2002
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,050
You should think
about being nicer to me.
2003
01:23:25,100 --> 01:23:28,450
'Cause I'm not certain
I really like you yet.
2004
01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,350
I think you like me.
2005
01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:32,340
Do I?
2006
01:23:39,650 --> 01:23:41,000
Hey.
2007
01:23:41,050 --> 01:23:42,620
Mmm.
2008
01:23:44,380 --> 01:23:46,090
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
2009
01:23:47,150 --> 01:23:49,070
No, don't get too close to me.
2010
01:23:49,120 --> 01:23:50,370
I think I'm getting sick.
2011
01:23:50,420 --> 01:23:51,510
What's wrong?
2012
01:23:51,560 --> 01:23:53,240
I went to the doctor.
2013
01:23:53,290 --> 01:23:54,280
He gave me a Z-Pak.
2014
01:23:54,330 --> 01:23:56,550
He said there's something
nasty going around,
2015
01:23:56,600 --> 01:23:59,050
and that you should take one, too.
2016
01:23:59,100 --> 01:24:00,080
That's for you.
2017
01:24:00,130 --> 01:24:01,690
A Z-Pak? I'm not sick, though.
2018
01:24:01,740 --> 01:24:03,590
Well, that's why you
take it beforehand,
2019
01:24:03,640 --> 01:24:05,090
so you don't get sick.
2020
01:24:05,140 --> 01:24:07,370
It's prophylactic.
2021
01:24:14,910 --> 01:24:15,470
Oh, honey,
2022
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:18,030
I need you to sign
some papers for me.
2023
01:24:18,080 --> 01:24:19,670
If you could do
it today, that'd be great.
2024
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:22,910
There's no need to read it;
it's just the usual stuff.
2025
01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:26,510
It's, uh, boring stuff
from the accountant.
2026
01:24:26,560 --> 01:24:28,410
ServiceCircuit again.
2027
01:24:28,460 --> 01:24:29,610
Also, I'm traveling.
2028
01:24:29,660 --> 01:24:33,460
I'm going to Miami and the Bahamas.
2029
01:24:34,470 --> 01:24:39,540
Did you just say something
about the Bahamas?
2030
01:24:55,520 --> 01:24:56,640
I'm sorry.
2031
01:24:56,690 --> 01:24:58,010
No, I feel so awful.
2032
01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:58,640
Well, no, no.
2033
01:24:58,690 --> 01:25:00,210
You were right about everything,
2034
01:25:00,260 --> 01:25:01,480
and he's still lying to me,
2035
01:25:01,530 --> 01:25:04,450
and he's still treating me
like I'm blind, and I'm not.
2036
01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,960
You're not.
You're not.
2037
01:25:07,730 --> 01:25:10,020
Okay, I found this.
2038
01:25:10,070 --> 01:25:11,690
They're wire transfer instructions
2039
01:25:11,740 --> 01:25:13,520
for a company in the Bahamas.
2040
01:25:13,570 --> 01:25:15,330
Mark is flying down this week.
2041
01:25:15,380 --> 01:25:16,530
You said that all we had to do
2042
01:25:16,580 --> 01:25:18,190
was find out where he banks, right?
2043
01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:20,160
So let's go to the Bahamas
2044
01:25:20,210 --> 01:25:21,770
and let's get him.
2045
01:25:21,820 --> 01:25:25,000
Kate, I'm sorry, but I...
2046
01:25:25,050 --> 01:25:25,970
I can't.
2047
01:25:26,020 --> 01:25:28,670
I can't stay in this
Mark moment forever.
2048
01:25:28,720 --> 01:25:31,570
I can't,
and if I'm investigating him
2049
01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:33,410
or if go to the Bahamas,
2050
01:25:33,460 --> 01:25:36,450
then I'm still involved, and...
2051
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:40,030
I just can't do that anymore.
2052
01:25:40,470 --> 01:25:41,750
I'm sorry.
2053
01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:44,550
No, okay, I get it.
2054
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:47,140
No, okay.
2055
01:25:47,410 --> 01:25:50,130
Okay, I just, um...
2056
01:25:50,180 --> 01:25:52,600
Hey.
Hmm?
2057
01:25:52,650 --> 01:25:54,060
Thank you.
2058
01:25:54,110 --> 01:25:55,570
For what?
2059
01:25:55,620 --> 01:25:57,600
For basically...
2060
01:25:57,650 --> 01:25:59,200
forcing me to be your friend.
2061
01:25:59,250 --> 01:26:01,740
You wanted to be friends
with me, too.
2062
01:26:01,790 --> 01:26:03,510
You just didn't know it.
2063
01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:04,670
Yeah, well...
2064
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:07,140
You jumped out of a window for me.
2065
01:26:07,190 --> 01:26:08,750
You pushed me.
2066
01:26:08,800 --> 01:26:10,110
I shoved you.
2067
01:26:10,160 --> 01:26:12,120
Hard, too.
2068
01:26:12,170 --> 01:26:16,020
Okay, I'll keep you in the loop?
2069
01:26:16,070 --> 01:26:18,320
Okay.
2070
01:26:18,370 --> 01:26:20,840
Bye.
2071
01:26:39,590 --> 01:26:42,600
I'll be damned.
2072
01:26:46,830 --> 01:26:48,840
Oh...
2073
01:26:52,740 --> 01:26:54,460
Ooh, sorry.
2074
01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:57,610
Katie! Kate!
2075
01:27:01,550 --> 01:27:04,180
You guys came!
2076
01:27:07,450 --> 01:27:10,570
You think we could
let a sister down?
2077
01:27:10,620 --> 01:27:14,080
We're getting the band
back together.
2078
01:27:14,130 --> 01:27:16,150
You know those bank
transfers you gave me?
2079
01:27:16,200 --> 01:27:17,450
They were for ServiceCircuit,
2080
01:27:17,500 --> 01:27:18,450
and guess whose signature
2081
01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:20,320
is all over
the ServiceCircuit paperwork?
2082
01:27:20,370 --> 01:27:21,250
Mark's.
2083
01:27:21,300 --> 01:27:23,090
No.
Yours. You're the CEO.
2084
01:27:23,140 --> 01:27:24,390
He used you to create the company.
2085
01:27:24,440 --> 01:27:26,490
The son of a bitch put
everything in your name.
2086
01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:28,330
He's neck-deep in fraud,
and if anything goes down,
2087
01:27:28,380 --> 01:27:30,760
- Oh, my gosh.
- they're gonna come after you first, okay?
2088
01:27:30,810 --> 01:27:32,230
Oh, my gosh.
You're his fall guy.
2089
01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:33,260
You could even go to jail.
2090
01:27:33,310 --> 01:27:35,330
I can't go to jail.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
2091
01:27:35,380 --> 01:27:37,130
Turn the car around.
Nobody's actually gonna go to jail.
2092
01:27:37,180 --> 01:27:38,400
Turn the car around.
No, no, no.
2093
01:27:38,450 --> 01:27:39,670
No, I am not Martha Stewart.
2094
01:27:39,720 --> 01:27:40,670
I will wind up in gen pop.
2095
01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:42,340
No, no, no, no, no.
No, you're not going to.
2096
01:27:42,390 --> 01:27:43,710
Turn around.
I'm not gonna let you go.
2097
01:27:43,760 --> 01:27:45,640
I can't join a gang!
You're not gonna join a gang.
2098
01:27:45,690 --> 01:27:47,280
I don't know how to make shanks.
2099
01:27:47,330 --> 01:27:48,510
I have soft hands
and a small mouth!
2100
01:27:48,560 --> 01:27:50,150
Okay, okay, seriously.
I will be the bottom.
2101
01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:52,080
- Where are you going?
- I don't want...
2102
01:27:52,130 --> 01:27:53,850
to make license plates!
You're not going to jail, okay?
2103
01:27:53,900 --> 01:27:56,650
Please, turn the car around!
Okay, come here.
2104
01:27:56,700 --> 01:27:57,820
Go back...
I promise!
2105
01:27:57,870 --> 01:27:59,620
Go back!
You're not gonna go to jail.
2106
01:27:59,670 --> 01:28:01,460
Sit down.
My name was all over everything.
2107
01:28:01,510 --> 01:28:02,890
Well, that's the good news.
2108
01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:04,160
That's the good news.
2109
01:28:04,210 --> 01:28:05,760
Your name's on everything.
2110
01:28:05,810 --> 01:28:07,600
What are you talking about?
2111
01:28:07,650 --> 01:28:08,900
- Do you know what she means?
- No.
2112
01:28:08,950 --> 01:28:11,530
What I mean is we need
to find Mark and his bank.
2113
01:28:11,580 --> 01:28:13,770
I know where he is.
He's at the One & Only.
2114
01:28:13,820 --> 01:28:15,570
Perfect.
Then we're halfway there.
2115
01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:17,810
♪ Bubble butt,
bubble, bubble, bubble butt
2116
01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:20,410
♪ Bubble butt, bubble, bubble,
bubble butt
2117
01:28:20,460 --> 01:28:22,350
♪ Bubble butt,
2118
01:28:22,400 --> 01:28:25,780
♪ Turn around, stick it out,
show the world you got a
2119
01:28:25,830 --> 01:28:27,990
♪ Bubble butt,
2120
01:28:28,040 --> 01:28:30,520
♪ Bubble butt, bubble, bubble,
bubble butt
2121
01:28:30,570 --> 01:28:32,620
♪ Bubble butt,
2122
01:28:32,670 --> 01:28:34,090
Do you see him?
2123
01:28:34,140 --> 01:28:34,660
Not yet.
2124
01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:36,590
How do you know he's even here?
2125
01:28:36,640 --> 01:28:37,660
GPS does not lie.
2126
01:28:37,710 --> 01:28:39,500
You guys, I think I see a dolphin.
2127
01:28:39,550 --> 01:28:40,600
Got him. I got him.
2128
01:28:40,650 --> 01:28:42,300
♪ One bat, two balls,
swing it like cricket
2129
01:28:42,350 --> 01:28:44,700
♪ Pull me locks, slap my ass,
make me show you how me wicked
2130
01:28:44,750 --> 01:28:49,290
♪ Baby, baby, make me tell you
'bout the body, yah...
2131
01:28:52,220 --> 01:28:53,510
Right there.
Where?
2132
01:28:53,560 --> 01:28:54,450
12 o'clock.
2133
01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:55,980
Okay, now what?
2134
01:28:56,030 --> 01:28:59,300
What are we looking for?
What's the clue?
2135
01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:00,620
How about that clue?
2136
01:29:00,670 --> 01:29:03,290
Oh, my God, he's taken
this shit international.
2137
01:29:03,340 --> 01:29:05,560
Oh, come on.
2138
01:29:05,610 --> 01:29:08,990
I swear to God, every time I
look into a pair of binoculars,
2139
01:29:09,040 --> 01:29:10,160
this guy has another mistress.
2140
01:29:10,210 --> 01:29:11,660
You think he has more than one
on the island?
2141
01:29:11,710 --> 01:29:12,760
Who cares about the island?
2142
01:29:12,810 --> 01:29:13,860
Where else has he traveled?
2143
01:29:13,910 --> 01:29:14,930
Please don't tell me Thailand.
2144
01:29:14,980 --> 01:29:17,670
Why can't he just stuff it
into a tube sock
2145
01:29:17,720 --> 01:29:18,670
like a normal guy?
2146
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,650
I have so many
lotions at the house.
2147
01:29:23,960 --> 01:29:25,740
♪ One little boy got kissed
by the other one
2148
01:29:25,790 --> 01:29:29,210
♪ Show me the money or the
money got the other one
2149
01:29:29,260 --> 01:29:30,810
♪ Bang
2150
01:29:30,860 --> 01:29:32,920
♪ Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
2151
01:29:32,970 --> 01:29:35,950
♪ One little boy got kissed
by the other one
2152
01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,920
♪ Show me the money or the
money got the other one
2153
01:29:38,970 --> 01:29:40,290
♪ Bang
2154
01:29:40,340 --> 01:29:42,760
♪ Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
2155
01:29:42,810 --> 01:29:45,430
♪ They say time is precious
2156
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:47,400
♪ Spend all you want
2157
01:29:47,450 --> 01:29:49,730
♪ As long as you pay up
2158
01:29:49,780 --> 01:29:52,700
♪ No kiss if you don't...
2159
01:29:52,750 --> 01:29:53,970
Well, there it is.
2160
01:29:54,020 --> 01:29:55,970
The end of the road.
2161
01:29:56,020 --> 01:29:58,470
Well, if we don't leave
till tomorrow,
2162
01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:02,790
I say it's our turn
to take this shit international.
2163
01:30:03,530 --> 01:30:06,650
♪ All I want is a bilingual boy
2164
01:30:06,700 --> 01:30:08,550
♪ To love me in both languages
2165
01:30:08,600 --> 01:30:09,820
♪ Talk to me in Spanish
2166
01:30:09,870 --> 01:30:11,520
♪ When we're getting started
2167
01:30:11,570 --> 01:30:13,990
♪ Then English
when we're close to the end
2168
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:17,940
♪ All I want is a bilingual boy
2169
01:30:19,680 --> 01:30:23,020
♪ All I want is my bilingual girl.
2170
01:30:28,590 --> 01:30:30,470
Aah!
2171
01:30:30,520 --> 01:30:32,680
That was so much fun!
2172
01:30:32,730 --> 01:30:33,810
So much fun!
2173
01:30:33,860 --> 01:30:36,050
Can we get three punches, please?
2174
01:30:36,100 --> 01:30:37,680
Three punches.
2175
01:30:37,730 --> 01:30:39,030
Three punch.
2176
01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:42,690
Hey, come join me.
2177
01:30:42,740 --> 01:30:44,590
Me?
2178
01:30:44,640 --> 01:30:45,720
Yeah, you.
2179
01:30:45,770 --> 01:30:46,990
Come on...
2180
01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,510
What? No.
Come on.
2181
01:30:50,610 --> 01:30:52,310
Okay.
2182
01:30:54,310 --> 01:30:57,320
Who you sending that selfie to?
2183
01:30:57,950 --> 01:31:00,470
I just started seeing someone.
2184
01:31:00,520 --> 01:31:01,810
Mmm! Yeah?
2185
01:31:01,860 --> 01:31:04,140
It's completely crazy,
2186
01:31:04,190 --> 01:31:05,680
and I don't know where it's going,
2187
01:31:05,730 --> 01:31:09,290
but we just have that twinkle,
you know?
2188
01:31:11,730 --> 01:31:14,130
Right.
2189
01:31:14,970 --> 01:31:16,420
I do know.
2190
01:31:16,470 --> 01:31:18,050
You know what?
2191
01:31:18,100 --> 01:31:19,820
I think the best thing to do
2192
01:31:19,870 --> 01:31:22,090
is just not think
about it too hard.
2193
01:31:22,140 --> 01:31:23,930
As long as it works,
2194
01:31:23,980 --> 01:31:27,840
it doesn't really matter why.
2195
01:31:28,010 --> 01:31:30,850
Hey!
2196
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,790
Oh, God.
2197
01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:54,930
♪ When life has cut too deep
2198
01:31:54,980 --> 01:31:58,730
♪ And left you hurting
2199
01:31:58,780 --> 01:32:04,970
♪ The future you had hoped for
is now burning
2200
01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:08,470
♪ And the dreams you held so tight
2201
01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:11,570
♪ Lost their meaning
2202
01:32:11,620 --> 01:32:17,810
♪ And you don't know if
you'll ever find the healing
2203
01:32:17,860 --> 01:32:21,590
♪ You're gonna make it
2204
01:32:21,640 --> 01:32:24,550
2205
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:30,760
♪ And the night can only last
for so long
2206
01:32:30,810 --> 01:32:34,570
♪ Whatever you're facing
2207
01:32:34,620 --> 01:32:37,700
♪ If your heart is breaking
2208
01:32:37,750 --> 01:32:44,840
♪ There's a promise for the ones
who just hold on
2209
01:32:44,890 --> 01:32:50,910
♪ Lift up your eyes and see
2210
01:32:50,960 --> 01:32:58,170
♪ The sun is rising
2211
01:32:58,540 --> 01:33:02,160
2212
01:33:02,210 --> 01:33:04,890
2213
01:33:04,940 --> 01:33:06,700
2214
01:33:06,750 --> 01:33:13,870
♪ Every high and every low
you're gonna go through
2215
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:20,140
♪ You don't have to be afraid,
I am with you
2216
01:33:20,190 --> 01:33:27,080
♪ In the moments you're so weak
you feel like stopping
2217
01:33:27,130 --> 01:33:33,690
♪ Let the hope you have
light the road you're walking
2218
01:33:33,740 --> 01:33:37,160
2219
01:33:37,210 --> 01:33:40,530
2220
01:33:40,580 --> 01:33:46,870
♪ The night can only last
for so long
2221
01:33:46,920 --> 01:33:50,270
♪ Whatever you're facing
2222
01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:53,140
♪ If your heart is breaking
2223
01:33:53,190 --> 01:34:00,620
♪ There's a promise for the ones
who just hold on
2224
01:34:00,670 --> 01:34:06,860
♪ Lift up your eyes and see
2225
01:34:06,910 --> 01:34:11,860
♪ The sun is rising...
2226
01:34:11,910 --> 01:34:18,330
♪ There's gonna be
some rainy Sunday
2227
01:34:18,380 --> 01:34:20,740
♪ Wishing
2228
01:34:20,790 --> 01:34:25,980
♪ One day I'll
2229
01:34:26,030 --> 01:34:34,530
♪ See you again
2230
01:34:35,100 --> 01:34:37,920
♪ That I'll
2231
01:34:37,970 --> 01:34:42,880
♪ See you
2232
01:34:44,340 --> 01:34:45,240
♪ Again
2233
01:34:50,880 --> 01:34:52,970
♪ Ooh...
2234
01:34:53,020 --> 01:34:57,010
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh,
ooh-ooh
2235
01:34:57,060 --> 01:35:01,330
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh.
2236
01:35:16,710 --> 01:35:21,830
♪ Start spreading the news
2237
01:35:21,880 --> 01:35:25,230
♪ I am leaving today
2238
01:35:25,280 --> 01:35:29,710
♪ I want to be a part of it
2239
01:35:29,760 --> 01:35:33,740
♪ New York, New York
2240
01:35:33,790 --> 01:35:35,580
♪ These vagabond shoes
2241
01:35:35,630 --> 01:35:37,010
Hi. Can I help you?
2242
01:35:37,060 --> 01:35:39,130
I can help you.
2243
01:35:39,830 --> 01:35:41,790
Mark King to see Miss Whitten.
2244
01:35:41,840 --> 01:35:43,790
Mark? Hi.
2245
01:35:43,840 --> 01:35:45,390
Are you the famous Mark?
2246
01:35:45,440 --> 01:35:47,890
Well, I must be.
2247
01:35:47,940 --> 01:35:49,230
And you are?
Lydia.
2248
01:35:49,280 --> 01:35:50,360
Lydia.
I get it.
2249
01:35:50,410 --> 01:35:52,360
Things are coming into focus.
2250
01:35:52,410 --> 01:35:53,960
Good things, I hope.
2251
01:35:54,010 --> 01:35:55,000
Yeah, yeah, of course.
2252
01:35:55,050 --> 01:35:56,700
Miss Whitten asked
if you wouldn't mind
2253
01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:58,300
waiting in the conference room.
2254
01:35:58,350 --> 01:36:00,050
Uh...
Right this way.
2255
01:36:01,290 --> 01:36:05,010
♪ And find I'm a-number-one
2256
01:36:05,060 --> 01:36:06,710
♪ Top of the list
2257
01:36:06,760 --> 01:36:09,280
♪ King of the hill
2258
01:36:09,330 --> 01:36:14,100
♪ A-number-one...
2259
01:36:19,670 --> 01:36:22,160
Mmm-mmm-mmm.
2260
01:36:22,210 --> 01:36:23,690
Hi, Mark.
2261
01:36:23,740 --> 01:36:24,810
Oh, no.
2262
01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:27,330
Hi, Mark.
2263
01:36:27,380 --> 01:36:29,750
Oh, boy.
2264
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:32,750
This is awkward.
2265
01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:35,310
I want a divorce, Mark.
2266
01:36:35,360 --> 01:36:36,740
No.
2267
01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:38,310
Don't do this, Kate.
I love you.
2268
01:36:38,360 --> 01:36:39,440
It's too late for that.
2269
01:36:39,490 --> 01:36:41,110
Please don't do this.
2270
01:36:41,160 --> 01:36:43,380
Have I made mistakes?
Yes.
2271
01:36:43,430 --> 01:36:44,850
Big ones.
2272
01:36:44,900 --> 01:36:45,310
Huge ones.
2273
01:36:45,360 --> 01:36:48,290
Okay, but when you sleep
with that many people,
2274
01:36:48,340 --> 01:36:51,250
it's not a mistake, honey,
it's pathological.
2275
01:36:51,300 --> 01:36:54,020
It is, but we can work it out.
2276
01:36:54,070 --> 01:36:55,090
I can change.
2277
01:36:55,140 --> 01:36:56,330
You can help me change.
2278
01:36:56,380 --> 01:36:58,760
How many were there, Mark?
2279
01:36:58,810 --> 01:36:59,800
Affairs?
2280
01:36:59,850 --> 01:37:03,180
You're looking at it.
2281
01:37:03,450 --> 01:37:05,730
Okay, one more.
2282
01:37:05,780 --> 01:37:06,440
A couple, maybe.
2283
01:37:06,490 --> 01:37:09,370
Uh... I don't know, three?
2284
01:37:09,420 --> 01:37:11,710
Five, maybe.
2285
01:37:11,760 --> 01:37:12,810
What do you want me to say?
2286
01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:14,910
I-I-I get more ass
than a toilet seat.
2287
01:37:14,960 --> 01:37:17,350
I'm insecure. I have issues.
2288
01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:19,220
But it's not like
I cared about any of them.
2289
01:37:19,270 --> 01:37:21,930
They-they were all flings,
and they knew it.
2290
01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:24,450
Except for Carly.
We-we were exclusive.
2291
01:37:24,500 --> 01:37:26,460
You told me
you were getting a divorce,
2292
01:37:26,510 --> 01:37:28,690
and that we were
moving to Tuscany.
2293
01:37:28,740 --> 01:37:31,890
I did say that, but nothing
I ever told you was true.
2294
01:37:31,940 --> 01:37:34,460
Mark, you're a real piece of shit.
2295
01:37:34,510 --> 01:37:34,970
Yeah.
Yeah.
2296
01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:37,000
And no matter how many women
you sleep with,
2297
01:37:37,050 --> 01:37:39,170
or how many cars
or clothes you buy,
2298
01:37:39,220 --> 01:37:41,400
nothing will ever be enough
to fill up
2299
01:37:41,450 --> 01:37:42,570
that hole inside of you
2300
01:37:42,620 --> 01:37:45,410
where something real should be.
Yeah... it's big.
2301
01:37:45,460 --> 01:37:47,480
You are an empty man.
2302
01:37:47,530 --> 01:37:48,350
Mm-hmm.
2303
01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:50,210
If you weren't as
disgusting as you were,
2304
01:37:50,260 --> 01:37:53,020
I probably would've never known
that I needed to change.
2305
01:37:53,070 --> 01:37:54,220
Mm-hmm.
I realized that with you.
2306
01:37:54,270 --> 01:37:55,820
You're so much better now, though.
Thank you.
2307
01:37:55,870 --> 01:37:58,390
You already changed.
You're so much better.
2308
01:37:58,440 --> 01:38:02,470
Anyway, speaking of changes...
2309
01:38:03,310 --> 01:38:04,560
What is this?
2310
01:38:04,610 --> 01:38:05,900
Divorce papers.
2311
01:38:05,950 --> 01:38:08,530
We valued everything
you own, Mark,
2312
01:38:08,580 --> 01:38:13,480
and that number at the bottom
is your joint net worth.
2313
01:38:13,650 --> 01:38:17,410
You girls think you're gonna
shake me down for all my money,
2314
01:38:17,460 --> 01:38:18,370
you're crazy.
2315
01:38:18,420 --> 01:38:19,240
Not all, just half.
2316
01:38:19,290 --> 01:38:21,140
That's what equal partners get,
50 percent.
2317
01:38:21,190 --> 01:38:26,360
Although we did have to
significantly reduce your share.
2318
01:38:28,030 --> 01:38:29,220
Whoa, whoa...
2319
01:38:29,270 --> 01:38:30,490
whoa, whoa, whoa,
what-what is this?
2320
01:38:30,540 --> 01:38:32,920
Why does it say zero?
Why is that even on here?
2321
01:38:32,970 --> 01:38:34,490
You mean the money you stole
from ServiceCircuit?
2322
01:38:34,540 --> 01:38:36,160
I don't know anything about that.
2323
01:38:36,210 --> 01:38:39,060
Yeah, it's funny.
Neither did I, but apparently,
2324
01:38:39,110 --> 01:38:39,660
I'm the CEO.
2325
01:38:39,710 --> 01:38:42,830
I'm the CEO
of several companies, actually,
2326
01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:44,370
but sadly,
I had to empty those accounts.
2327
01:38:44,420 --> 01:38:45,530
So you're broke.
E-E-Empty?
2328
01:38:45,580 --> 01:38:47,440
Empty what? What are you...
What are you talking about?
2329
01:38:47,490 --> 01:38:49,740
- How did you...
- We looked, that's how.
2330
01:38:49,790 --> 01:38:52,140
That's what happens
when you piss people off.
2331
01:38:52,190 --> 01:38:53,210
Well, uh, so what?
2332
01:38:53,260 --> 01:38:54,510
You-you robbed me.
2333
01:38:54,560 --> 01:38:56,550
You three girls, you robbed me.
2334
01:38:56,600 --> 01:38:58,310
No way. I don't buy it.
2335
01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,980
You don't have it
in you to rip me off.
2336
01:39:01,030 --> 01:39:01,520
No way.
2337
01:39:01,570 --> 01:39:03,220
Are you sure about that?
Yes.
2338
01:39:03,270 --> 01:39:04,590
Didn't you notice our skin?
2339
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:08,090
- That nice Bahamian glow?
- It was incredible.
2340
01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:11,090
- It was. Husbands, I swear.
- But he didn't even notice.
2341
01:39:11,140 --> 01:39:12,460
Honestly, Katie, I don't know
2342
01:39:12,510 --> 01:39:14,560
what the hell's going
on with you. Hmm.
2343
01:39:14,610 --> 01:39:16,400
But for your sake,
I hope you're lying,
2344
01:39:16,450 --> 01:39:19,130
'cause your signature's the one
that's all over those contracts.
2345
01:39:19,180 --> 01:39:22,340
You're the one that liable,
so don't threaten me, honey,
2346
01:39:22,390 --> 01:39:24,510
because if you did
empty those accounts,
2347
01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:26,940
you're the one that's
going down, not me.
2348
01:39:26,990 --> 01:39:28,280
We thought you might say that,
2349
01:39:28,330 --> 01:39:30,310
but then Carly explained to me
2350
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:32,380
a concept called restitution.
2351
01:39:32,430 --> 01:39:33,420
Think of it as payback.
2352
01:39:33,470 --> 01:39:34,620
I mean, that's how we
framed it with Nick.
2353
01:39:34,670 --> 01:39:37,590
Oh, you-you framed it with Nick?
2354
01:39:37,640 --> 01:39:39,220
Oh, you included Nick.
2355
01:39:39,270 --> 01:39:39,990
Bullshit!
2356
01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:41,990
Now I know you're...
Hey, Nick!
2357
01:39:42,040 --> 01:39:43,230
Hey, man.
2358
01:39:43,280 --> 01:39:45,260
I... What?
2359
01:39:45,310 --> 01:39:46,360
I...
2360
01:39:46,410 --> 01:39:47,600
I don't know what they told you.
2361
01:39:47,650 --> 01:39:50,770
They're having some kind
of group breakdown here.
2362
01:39:50,820 --> 01:39:53,100
They didn't tell me
anything, Mark.
2363
01:39:53,150 --> 01:39:54,470
They showed me.
2364
01:39:54,520 --> 01:39:55,370
It's over.
2365
01:39:55,420 --> 01:39:56,270
I'm gonna get my ideas
2366
01:39:56,320 --> 01:39:58,210
direct from the
factory from now on.
2367
01:39:58,260 --> 01:39:59,580
What? From-from her?
2368
01:39:59,630 --> 01:40:01,580
What is this?
This some kind of joke?
2369
01:40:01,630 --> 01:40:03,250
What-what-what,
you're firing me now?
2370
01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:04,610
Firing you?
That's the least of it.
2371
01:40:04,660 --> 01:40:06,950
The only reason
you're not going to prison
2372
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,650
is because your wife
gave all the money back.
2373
01:40:09,700 --> 01:40:10,590
What? Oh, no.
2374
01:40:10,640 --> 01:40:12,320
No, no, no, no.
You're all lying.
2375
01:40:12,370 --> 01:40:15,060
It's bullshit.
It's bullshit.
2376
01:40:15,110 --> 01:40:16,290
Global bullshit.
2377
01:40:16,340 --> 01:40:17,660
I call bullshit!
2378
01:40:17,710 --> 01:40:18,630
Bullshit!
2379
01:40:18,680 --> 01:40:21,030
My wife's not some
criminal mastermind!
2380
01:40:21,080 --> 01:40:22,530
She needs freaking brain camp!
2381
01:40:22,580 --> 01:40:25,170
That's-that's my money!
2382
01:40:25,220 --> 01:40:26,680
Oh!
2383
01:40:33,490 --> 01:40:34,480
You know what, Mark?
2384
01:40:34,530 --> 01:40:37,210
You're not a very nice person.
2385
01:40:37,260 --> 01:40:39,200
Shut up!
2386
01:40:41,130 --> 01:40:43,100
- Mister...
- Get away, get away, get away!
2387
01:40:45,300 --> 01:40:47,190
That can't be right;
it's a trick.
2388
01:40:47,240 --> 01:40:48,460
It's a trick.
2389
01:40:48,510 --> 01:40:49,730
No!
2390
01:40:49,780 --> 01:40:51,360
No!
2391
01:40:51,410 --> 01:40:55,170
No! No! No! No!
2392
01:40:55,220 --> 01:40:57,680
That's my money!
2393
01:40:59,250 --> 01:41:00,700
You won't get away with this.
2394
01:41:00,750 --> 01:41:04,050
You won't get away with this!
2395
01:41:23,380 --> 01:41:25,580
Oh...
2396
01:41:28,650 --> 01:41:31,220
Excuse me.
2397
01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:44,450
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, hey, hey, buddy!
2398
01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:46,520
I'm here! I'm here! Stop!
2399
01:41:46,570 --> 01:41:47,750
It's already hooked.
No, no...
2400
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:49,320
Come on, it's barely in the red.
2401
01:41:49,370 --> 01:41:50,750
It's already in the air, guy.
2402
01:41:50,800 --> 01:41:53,220
That's a $300,000 car, asshole!
2403
01:41:53,270 --> 01:41:56,230
Well, I guess you
can afford it, then.
2404
01:41:56,280 --> 01:41:57,390
Welcome to New York.
2405
01:41:57,440 --> 01:41:58,860
You get back here! You...
2406
01:41:58,910 --> 01:42:00,800
You...
2407
01:42:00,850 --> 01:42:04,270
See?... this!... this!
2408
01:42:04,320 --> 01:42:07,120
You son of a...!
2409
01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:14,740
Oh, could this day get any worse?!
2410
01:42:14,790 --> 01:42:16,380
Really?!
2411
01:42:16,430 --> 01:42:18,860
What?
2412
01:42:21,770 --> 01:42:22,990
Next time, call a plumber.
2413
01:42:23,040 --> 01:42:25,650
♪ Gold teeth, Grey Goose,
trippin' in the bathroom
2414
01:42:25,700 --> 01:42:28,790
♪ Blood stains, ball gowns,
trashin' the hotel room
2415
01:42:28,840 --> 01:42:30,260
♪ We don't care
2416
01:42:30,310 --> 01:42:31,560
There she is!
Hi!
2417
01:42:31,610 --> 01:42:34,360
♪ We're driving Cadillacs
in our dreams...
2418
01:42:34,410 --> 01:42:35,800
Hi. Hi!
2419
01:42:35,850 --> 01:42:38,300
You, too! Hi!
2420
01:42:38,350 --> 01:42:39,840
What a cute dress.
2421
01:42:39,890 --> 01:42:41,270
Thank you.
2422
01:42:41,320 --> 01:42:42,510
Hmm!
2423
01:42:42,560 --> 01:42:43,470
Hi.
2424
01:42:43,520 --> 01:42:46,160
Can I make a toast?
2425
01:42:46,590 --> 01:42:48,750
Here's to having friends,
2426
01:42:48,800 --> 01:42:49,780
friends that love
2427
01:42:49,830 --> 01:42:53,920
- every part of you.
- And even though it brought us together,
2428
01:42:53,970 --> 01:42:55,620
let's never sleep
with the same guy again.
2429
01:42:55,670 --> 01:42:57,550
- Good idea. Never. Never.
- Ever.
2430
01:42:57,600 --> 01:42:59,560
Cheers.
Love you guys.
2431
01:42:59,610 --> 01:43:01,790
♪ I'm... I'm... I'm...
2432
01:43:01,840 --> 01:43:03,860
♪ Coming... coming...
2433
01:43:03,910 --> 01:43:06,460
♪ Out... out...
2434
01:43:06,510 --> 01:43:08,730
♪ I'm coming
2435
01:43:08,780 --> 01:43:10,400
♪ I'm... I'm... I'm...
2436
01:43:10,450 --> 01:43:12,530
♪ Coming... coming...
2437
01:43:12,580 --> 01:43:13,770
♪ Out... out...
2438
01:43:13,820 --> 01:43:15,910
♪ Oh, oh, oh
2439
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:18,590
♪ Yeah
2440
01:43:52,390 --> 01:43:54,840
♪ I'm coming out
2441
01:43:54,890 --> 01:43:56,580
♪ I want my girls to know
2442
01:43:56,630 --> 01:43:59,350
♪ It's time we take control
♪ Oh, oh
2443
01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:01,420
♪ Baby, you're coming
2444
01:44:01,470 --> 01:44:03,750
♪ I'm coming out, I'm coming
2445
01:44:03,800 --> 01:44:05,650
2446
01:44:05,700 --> 01:44:08,420
2447
01:44:08,470 --> 01:44:09,690
♪ I'm coming
2448
01:44:09,740 --> 01:44:13,700
♪ For too long
I put up with your lies
2449
01:44:13,750 --> 01:44:16,630
♪ And your lame ass alibis
2450
01:44:16,680 --> 01:44:18,230
♪ No more, no more
2451
01:44:18,280 --> 01:44:22,510
♪ For too long
you kept me in the dark
2452
01:44:22,560 --> 01:44:24,870
♪ I won't let you break my heart
2453
01:44:24,920 --> 01:44:26,840
♪ No more, no more
2454
01:44:26,890 --> 01:44:31,480
♪ IGGY AZA, yeah, "L" in the
middle like Monie to the EA
2455
01:44:31,530 --> 01:44:33,580
♪ All of my exes
mad 'cause they was playing
2456
01:44:33,630 --> 01:44:35,950
♪ So I hit my homegirls
and told 'em I can't stay in
2457
01:44:36,000 --> 01:44:38,250
♪ Spotlight stuck on me,
that's how it seems
2458
01:44:38,300 --> 01:44:39,890
♪ Stepping out, Diana Ross,
no Supremes
2459
01:44:39,940 --> 01:44:41,990
♪ See it took about an hour
just to fit into these jeans
2460
01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:44,830
♪ And I don't see no end
or future or what it seems
2461
01:44:44,880 --> 01:44:46,630
♪ I bet you're wishing
that you had me back
2462
01:44:46,680 --> 01:44:48,730
♪ And knowing my frame down
when you catch a track
2463
01:44:48,780 --> 01:44:50,930
♪ So could you please tell
anyone to catch a stack?
2464
01:44:50,980 --> 01:44:53,340
♪ And I heard that the new girl
that you have is whack
2465
01:44:53,390 --> 01:44:55,510
♪ I've been where...
what you holler them about?
2466
01:44:55,560 --> 01:44:57,570
♪ Money talk, keep quiet, baby,
let your dollar shine
2467
01:44:57,620 --> 01:44:59,510
♪ And I got what you want,
bet I'm never running out
2468
01:44:59,560 --> 01:45:02,880
♪ Checking in, there is space
in the Benz, I'm coming out
2469
01:45:02,930 --> 01:45:05,710
♪ I'm coming out
♪ Coming
2470
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:06,950
2471
01:45:07,000 --> 01:45:10,090
♪ Oh, oh
2472
01:45:10,140 --> 01:45:11,720
♪ Baby, you're coming
2473
01:45:11,770 --> 01:45:13,960
♪ I'm coming out
♪ Coming
2474
01:45:14,010 --> 01:45:16,630
♪ Oh
2475
01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:18,890
2476
01:45:18,940 --> 01:45:20,330
♪ I'm coming
2477
01:45:20,380 --> 01:45:23,970
♪ I was so wrong to think
that you would change
2478
01:45:24,020 --> 01:45:28,770
♪ And I let you run your game
no more, no more
2479
01:45:28,820 --> 01:45:32,940
♪ I was so wrong
to get a second chance
2480
01:45:32,990 --> 01:45:36,580
♪ But I finally understand,
no, no, no
2481
01:45:36,630 --> 01:45:39,920
♪ I'm calling my girls,
I'm calling my girlfriends
2482
01:45:39,970 --> 01:45:44,020
♪ They're all telling me
move on, move on
2483
01:45:44,070 --> 01:45:46,760
♪ Girl, it just ain't worth it
2484
01:45:46,810 --> 01:45:49,090
♪ So be out by the weekend
2485
01:45:49,140 --> 01:45:51,160
♪ Pack up all your...
2486
01:45:51,210 --> 01:45:53,130
♪ I'm gone, I'm gone
2487
01:45:53,180 --> 01:45:55,200
♪ 'Cause you just don't deserve it
2488
01:45:55,250 --> 01:45:58,170
♪ I'm coming out
♪ Coming out
2489
01:45:58,220 --> 01:46:00,040
♪ Out
2490
01:46:00,090 --> 01:46:03,440
♪ Oh, oh
2491
01:46:03,490 --> 01:46:06,160
♪ Baby, you're coming out.
2492
01:46:19,070 --> 01:46:21,990
♪ Drift into the morning
2493
01:46:22,040 --> 01:46:26,760
♪ Lose yourself within the moment
2494
01:46:26,810 --> 01:46:31,250
♪ Life is so sweet
2495
01:46:31,480 --> 01:46:36,890
2496
01:46:36,960 --> 01:46:39,880
♪ Hands to the sky
2497
01:46:39,930 --> 01:46:44,510
♪ Leave your worries for the night
2498
01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:48,930
2499
01:46:49,000 --> 01:46:54,090
2500
01:46:54,140 --> 01:46:55,830
♪ Floatin' on a clouds
2501
01:46:55,880 --> 01:46:57,790
♪ My daddy taught me how
2502
01:46:57,840 --> 01:47:03,430
♪ How to shine, shine,
shine, shine, shine
2503
01:47:03,480 --> 01:47:04,900
♪ Passion in the air
2504
01:47:04,950 --> 01:47:07,540
♪ Bodies movin' everywhere
2505
01:47:07,590 --> 01:47:11,940
♪ Paradise
2506
01:47:11,990 --> 01:47:14,980
♪ Party keeps on going
2507
01:47:15,030 --> 01:47:19,950
♪ And the drinks just
keep on flowing
2508
01:47:20,000 --> 01:47:24,090
♪ In ecstasy
2509
01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:29,690
♪ You next to me
2510
01:47:29,740 --> 01:47:31,560
♪ Floatin' on a clouds
2511
01:47:31,610 --> 01:47:32,630
♪ My daddy taught me how
2512
01:47:32,680 --> 01:47:38,730
♪ How to shine, shine,
shine, shine, shine...
2513
01:47:38,780 --> 01:47:40,140
♪ Passion in the air
2514
01:47:40,190 --> 01:47:42,740
♪ Bodies movin' everywhere
2515
01:47:42,790 --> 01:47:47,530
♪ Paradise.

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