CREDITS TABLE OF CONTENTS

Written by Chris Lock Credits…………………………………………………..2

Illustrated by Lluis Abadias Job Board………………………………………………3
Layout by Chris Lock Demimon………………………………………………4
Dire Beedrill…………………………………………..7
Pokemon is owned by The Pokemon Dire Cacturne……………………………………...…8
Company. These fan creations are Dire Chandelure…………………………………….9
released freely and assume no ownership Dire Ditto……………………………………………..10
of the original Pokemon characters from Dire Dragonair………………………………………11
which they were inspired. Dire Kyogre………………………………………….12
Dire Miltank………………………………………….18
For more fun content, please support the Dire Umbreon………………………………………19
creators of the Diremon series. Dire Volcarona…………………………………….20
Dire Yamper………………………………………...21

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ON THE COVER
Lluis Abadias brings the powerful Diremon to life,
turning some of our favorite critters into
menacing monsters. This volume features Dire
Beedrill, Dire Chandelure, Dire Ditto, and Dire
Dragonair on the cover..
City construction has encountered a deadly hunter in the forest. Looking for brave adventurers to discover the identity of
the assailant. See Castor’s Construction for details.
(The city is attempting to expand onto territory protected by a Dire Beedrill. The construction company will pay a negligible
amount for information on the creature and a hefty sum to have it exterminated. Some dryads in the forest will explain the
Dire Beedrill’s actions, asking for your help in pushing back the construction instead. They offer information one of the
party members needs in return.)

Looking for reliable work, join Desert Escort. Good pay, reliable employment for strong workers.
(A local company makes a living by hiring out mercenaries to escort caravans across the desert. Many perils await in the
desert but the dreaded Dire Cacturne is among the deadliest. Unbeknownst to the party, the company makes a habit of
overcharging the patrons, underpaying the adventurers, and underreporting how many casualties occur.)

Exorcists needed. See Chance at the Inn for details.

(A young trader named Chance has acquired a local mansion for cheap, but the place seems to be haunted. Really, the
occurrences there are just manifestations of the Dire Chandelure that has taken residence there. The adventurers are given
a lot of incorrect information and red herrings from locals, leading them off the trail of the big bad hiding in in plain sight in
the lobby.)

Adbmal Labs requesting subjects for brief study. Adventurers preferred. Apply in person with full equipment.
(A local research lab has accidentally created a Dire Ditto and is using the cover story of “collecting research subjects” to
hire adventurers to hunt the creature down. It has retreated to the sewers and has been rapidly mutating there. The
research lab refuses to tell how many adventurers have been sent down there but offer lots of gold for its destruction and
even more for the party’s silence.)

Building an escort party to climb the Dragon’s Horn. Only the strongest need apply.
(A young, rich, and egotistical child of a local royal has decided they want to climb the Dragon’s Horn, the highest mountain
around, and seek the council of the Dire Dragonair rumored to live there. They pay half up front but will likely not survive
the encounter with the ancient creature. The Dire Dragonair offers intense wisdom to any party members who make it to it
alive.)

Wanted A’giri, leader of the Hydro. Substantial rewards. See Constabulary for more details.
(A wanted poster leads the party on an adventure to find the leader of a mercenary group named Hydro. After tracking
them through the city, defeating several of their lower level and some high-level members, they chase A’giri to the Last
Rest Lighthouse and begin the Losing Team’s Gambit adventure, detailed later in this volume.)

Cow trainers needed. Must be comfortable in dangerous situations. Apply at Muscle Farms.
(A Dire Miltank farm must keep their bovines healthy, part of which is making sure they have proper exercise. The party is
outfitted in clown uniforms and given “safety” weaponry and told to fight a Dire Miltank (or three) until the creatures are
exhausted. The outfits and weapons allow the party to use their full abilities, including spells, without fear of killing the Dire
Miltank, though the party can still die, if things turn bad.)

Dire Umbreon
(This does not appear on the job board, instead the party is contacted via their dreams by the Dire Umbreon, who asks for
their assistance. A local wizard has accidently released a small swarm of aberrant creatures into the city, creatures who
are mimicking the locals impossibly well. The party must decide if they want to follow the advice they keep receiving in
their dreams or reject the offer as the workings of something more nefarious.)

Join us in the sun.

(A small cult has taken root in the city, putting up symbols of a six-winged creature silhouetting the sun. They are planning
on summoning a Dire Volcarona to destroy all life, “cleansing the darkness of the world” in an apocalyptic way.)

One of my dogs has gone missing. Responds to Budro. Come to Spark Ranch for more info.
(A Dire Yamper has escaped from a local ranch and has been causing havoc in the forest. It has made a mess of local
goblin camps and is being hunted by them. Rancher needs help finding the dog and returning them to the ranch safely.)
 Though you may be influenced by your diremon traits, the
DEMIMON choice of alignment is ultimately up to you.
“You are destined for great things. To lead a life of adventures
Size. You are between 5 and 7 feet tall and may vary wildly
and triumph!” She said pleadingly.
in weight, easily ranging from 80 pounds to 800. Your size is
“What if that’s not what I want.?” He responded.
medium.
“It’s not your decision.” She told him bluntly. “Just look at
Speed. Your base walking speed is 30.
you. You have to be part of some sort of destiny.”
Languages. You can speak, read, and write Common as
“Maybe…” he said with a breath. “But if I’m forced to live, and
well as another language of your choice.
to choose between what the world wants of me and what I
Subspecies. Each demimon is their own subspecies and
want…” he paused, looking deep into her eyes.
has a number of traits based on the diremon they originated
“I’m choosing me.”
from.
—Snickelsox, The Power that’s Inside Typing Variant. Most demimon subspecies have a Typing
feature that grants them resistance to a type of damage and
You are something strange, an oddity in nearly any world, a vulnerability to another. Because your power is based upon
bizarrely born being of improbable lineage. You are a diremon, it may be more in line with your character to have
demimon. Demimon are humanoid distillations of the power resistance or vulnerability to a different damage type or more
and energy behind the diremon. Some of these are avatars of than one damage type. You can have resistance to multiple
the Innumerable, sent to complete a task for their greater damage types only if you have vulnerability to an equal
deity. Some are given birth into the world as a fulfillment of number of damage types. Work with your GM to determine if
prophecy, they and their parent’s lives becoming intertwined this is true for your character.
with the powers and problems your diremon abilities bring.
Many other origins are even stranger: a lab experiment gone
wrong (or right), a diremon being blessed or cursed into a new BEEDRILL DEMIMON
form, a diremon fan wishing their new body into existence, or A yellow and black warning, your insectoid frame strikes fear
even a fusion of diremon and trainer resulting in a new into those who see you.
demimon. Whatever your origin, your form and abilities will Ability Score Increase. Your Dexterity score increases by 2.
almost always lead you on a path of adventure as you search Darkvision. Your insectoid eyes grant you Darkvision up to
for a place in a world that could never be ready for you. 60 feet.
Flight. You have a flying speed equal to your movement
COMMON, UNCOMMON, RARE speed. You cannot fly while wearing medium or heavy armor.
Poison Jab. You can use your action to make an unarmed
Demimon are rarities in most world and draw a lot of attention
strike with your deadly stinger. The attack deals 1d6 piercing
wherever they go. Their appearance is unique, featuring a great
damage + your Dexterity modifier + 1d6 poison damage. The
deal of diremon traits bent around a humanoid frame. While
poison damage increases to 2d6 at 6th level, 3d6 at 11th level,
you may not be the only demimon on a plane, you are likely
and 4d6 at 16th level.
the only one of your type. Due to the huge number of diremon
Weapon Proficiency. You gain proficiency with lances.
in the multiverse, it is incredibly unlikely for two of the same
Agility. You can take the dodge or disengage action as a
family to meet, much less ones with the same progenitor.
bonus action while flying.
Typing. You are resistant to poison damage and vulnerable
DEMIMON NAMES
to psychic damage.
Demimon enjoy creating clever names that speak of their
power, lineage, and ideals. Most often this results in puns, CACTURNE DEMIMON
clever word scrambles, references to other languages or Covered in thorns, a plantlike body complimented by a sinister
locations, or portmantuas. A well-constructed demimon name smile.
will combine some of these aspects in a way that does not Ability Score Increase. Your Constitution score increases
immediately reveal itself; forcing anyone who hears it to think by 2.
on the name greatly to understand its full meaning. Darkvision. Your nocturnal nature has given you Darkvision
up to 60 feet.
DEMIMON TRAITS Needle Arm. Your hands have thin, long claws. They serve
Though demimon are incredibly varied, they all share a few as natural weapons which you can use to make unarmed
distinct characteristics. Some demimon have different strikes. On a hit, you deal 1d6 slashing damage and 1d6
specifications. In this case, replace the subspecies traits with necrotic damage. This attack can deal necrotic damage a
the original traits. number of times equal to your Constitution modifier
Ability Score Increase. An ability score of your choice (minimum of once) before finishing a long rest. After this, you
increases by 1. This cannot be the same skill your subspecies can still attack with this ability, but it will only deal the slashing
increases. damage.
Age. While your ultimate age depends on the diremon you Sneaky. You gain proficiency with Stealth.
are based on, most demimon can live well past 500 and are Leech Seed. If you make a successful Needle Arm attack
considered mature around 20. against a creature, you can use a bonus action to attempt to
Alignment. You are inherently unique in whatever world infest them with draining seeds. The creature must succeed on
you inhabit and not beholden to any one set of morality. a Constitution saving throw (DC = 8 + your Constitution
modifier + your proficiency bonus) or have the seeds buried in
them. At the start of each of their turns, they lose 1d6 hit DRAGONAIR DEMIMON
points and you are healed the number of hit points lost. The Svelte scales and calm eyes contrast your imposing horn and
effect ends if you end your turn more than 30 feet away from magical aura.
the creature, if they spend their action to dig the seeds out, or Ability Score Increase. Your Wisdom score increases by 2.
after 1 minute. Once you succeed in infecting a creature with Long Memory. You gain proficiency in History.
Dragon Rage. Once on your turn, when you make an attack
these seeds, you must finish a long rest before you can
or cast a spell, you can cause it to ignore immunity and
attempt it again.
resistance. You can do this once before finishing a long rest.
Spike Shield. Creatures take 1d8 piercing damage if they
Marvel Scale. When you take damage from a spell or effect
attempt to grapple you and 1d4 piercing damage at the start of that deals a damage type other than bludgeoning, piercing, or
each of their turns spent grappling you while you are slashing, you can use your reaction to become resistant to that
conscious. type of damage, after taking the damage, for 1 minute. You can
Typing. You have resistance to psychic damage and use this feature a number of times equal to your Wisdom
vulnerability to cold damage. modifier (minimum of once) before finishing a long rest. You
can only be resistant to a single damage type at a time through
CHANDELURE DEMIMON this ability.
Burning with arcane energy, your body is a mash of glass, steel, Shed Skin. If you use the Marvel Scale ability and are then
and fire. hit with a spell or effect that deals the damage type you are
Ability Score Increase. Your Wisdom score increases by 2. resistant to, you can use your reaction to shed the shining
Soul Strength. You have advantage on saving throws scales and completely negate the damage of the spell or effect.
against being charmed or frightened. This ends your Marvel Scale ability. You can use this feature
Infiltrator. If making an attack against a creature wearing once before finishing a short or long rest.
magical armor or using a magical shield, you can choose to Typing. You have resistance to lightning damage and
negate the magical bonus to their AC when you make an attack. vulnerability to cold damage.
You can do this after you make the roll but before you know the
result. You can use this ability once before finishing a short or
long rest.
Shadowball. When you cast a damaging spell that has an
area of effect of a sphere, you can add 1d6 necrotic damage to
the possible damage of the spell. The necrotic damage
increases to 2d6 at 6th level, 3d6 at 11th level, and 4d6 at 16th
level. You can use this ability once before finishing a short or
long rest.
Imprison. When a creature hits you with a spell attack, you
can use your reaction to attempt to seal some of their magic
away. The creature must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw
(DC = 8 + your Wisdom modifier + your proficiency bonus) or be
unable to cast cantrips for 1 minute. The creature can repeat the
saving throw at the start of each of its turns, ending the effect
on itself on a success. You can use this feature once before
finishing long rest.
At 6th level, this ability seals 1st level and lower spell slots. At 11th
level, it seals 2 nd level and lower spell slots. At 16 th level it seals
3rd level and lower spell slots. Lower level spells can still be
cast using higher level spells slots.
Typing. You have resistance to fire damage and
vulnerability to radiant damage.

DITTO DEMIMON
Immutable and strange, you can be many things or nothing at
the same time.
Ability Score Increase. An ability score of your choice
increases by 2. You can move the increase to a different score
when you finish a long rest. This cannot be the ability score
increased by the base species increase.
Transform. Choose up to three demimon subspecies traits
(except Ability Score Increase) and take them as your own. You
can exchange one of your choice for another one from a
demimon you spend a short rest within 30 feet of. Your body
changes to reflect these new abilities, such as growing wings or
sharp spines.
Blindsight. You have blindsight up to 30 feet.
Ooze Form. You are immune to being paralyzed, prone, and
blinded.
KYOGRE DEMIMON UMBREON DEMIMON
A legend of sea shanties and cruel cold, covered in blue plates The night sky as a hungry blade, sparkling with stars and
and pulsing lines of energy. adorned with golden rings.
Ability Score Increase. Your Constitution score increases by Ability Score Increase. Your Dexterity score increases by 2.
2. Dark Pulse. When you attack a creature with a melee attack
Dive. You can breathe underwater and gain a swim speed and miss, you can use your reaction to send a wave of necrotic
equal to your base movement speed. energy out through the weapon. Make another attack roll, on a
Omega Plating. While not wearing armor, your AC is 13 + hit, the target takes necrotic damage equal to the weapon’s
your Constitution modifier. attack plus the relevant modifier. You have advantage on this
Aqua Ring. As a bonus action, you can coat yourself in second attack if made in dim or less light. This cannot be used in
healing water for 1 minute. At the end of each of your turns, you conjunction with smite spells or similar magic.
are healed 1d6 hit points. This ability ends if you fall to 0 hit Darkvision. You have Darkvision up to 60 feet.
points. You can use this ability once before finishing a long rest. Moonlight. If standing in moonlight, or anytime during a full
Ancient Power. If you make a successful melee attack moon (even if underground), you can use a bonus action to
against a target, you can use a bonus action to cause the next expend one hit dice and heal that amount.
attack you make in the next minute to become a critical hit on a Copycat. When targeted by an attack, you can use a reaction
19 or 20. You can use this feature a number of times equal to to create several illusions of yourself to manifest. The attack
your Constitution modifier (minimum of once) before finishing a made against you is then made with disadvantage. You can use
long rest. this feature once before finishing a short rest.
Sheer Cold. When you cast a spell that deals cold damage, Typing. You have resistance to psychic damage and
you can add 1d6 to the total damage dice. The cold dice damage vulnerability to force damage.
increases to 2d6 at 6th level, 3d6 at 11th level, and 4d6 at 16th
level. You can do this a number of times equal to your VOLCARONA DEMIMON
Constitution modifier (minimum of once) before finishing a long A regal silhouette of white and red, draped in soft wings flowing
rest. with celestial energy.
Typing. You have resistance to fire damage and Ability Score Increase. Your Wisdom score increases by 2.
vulnerability to electric damage. Star Wings. You have a flight speed equal to your
movement speed. In direct sunlight your wings become
MILTANK DEMIMON empowered by the light, doubling your flight speed. In dim or
A tank of flesh and bone. less light, your wings radiate bright light up to 30 feet and dim
Ability Score Increase. Your Strength score increases by 2. light 30 feet beyond that. This lighting effect lasts for 3 hours,
Milk Drink. During a short rest, you can produce one glass recharging when you spend a short or long rest in sunlight.
of fresh milk. If a creature drinks the milk, as an action, during Fiery Dance. When you cast a spell that causes fire damage,
the next hour, the creature regains 2d4 hit points and damage you can sacrifice your movement on this turn to increase the
done by melee attacks is increased by +2 for the next minute. level the spell is cast at by one, without using a higher spell slot.
You can create milk in this way a number of times equal to your Spells enhanced in this way must be cast using a spell slot of
Constitution modifier (minimum of once) before finishing a long their original level. You can use this feature once before
rest and only if you have no levels of exhaustion. A creature can finishing a short rest.
only benefit from drinking the milk once before finishing a long Heat Wave. When attacking with a weapon that deals fire
rest. damage or casting a spell that causes fire damage, you can
Rollout. Each successful melee attack you make in expend one hit dice to increase the fire damage caused by the
succession increases the next melee attack’s damage by +1 to a spell or effect by the amount rolled on the hit dice.
maximum number equal to your Strength modifier. Missing an Typing. You have resistance to fire damage and
attack or dropping to 0 hit points resets the bonus damage to vulnerability to force damage.
0.
Scrappy. You are immune to effects that would reduce the YAMPER DEMIMON
damage of your attacks. In addition, creatures who are immune White fluff adorns your charming frame, overcharging your
to bludgeoning, piercing, or slashing damage instead have body with harsh electricity.
resistance to your attacks, even if your attacks are not magical. Ability Score Increase. Your Charisma score increases by 2.
Typing. You have resistance to necrotic damage and Rattled. You have advantage on saving throws to resist fear
vulnerability to bludgeoning damage. and charm effects. If you fail a saving throw on either of these
effects, your movement speed is doubled until the effect ends.
Nuzzle. If hit with a melee attack, you can use your reaction
to send electricity back through the weapon, dealing 1d6
lightning damage to them. The lightning damage increases to
2d6 at 6th level, 3d6 at 11th level, and 4d6 at 16th level.
Wild Charge. If you move at least 15 feet straight towards
an enemy and then hit them with a melee attack on the same
turn, that attack deals an additional 1d8 lightning damage. You
can do this once per turn at 1st level and twice per turn at 11th
level, requiring 15 feet of movement straight towards an enemy
both times it is used.
Typing. You have resistance to lightning damage and
vulnerability to force damage.
Dire Beedrill
Lance-A-Lot

Dire Beedrills are a champion among champions, legendary

fighters of the sky, knights in yellow and black armor. They
have risen above the need for a single hive and instead defend
their kin as a whole. Wise kingdoms ally themselves with bees
in any way they can in hopes of winning the favor of a Dire
Beedrill to defend their domain. With long, terrible stingers
and legendary speed, Dire Beedrill can make quick work of
large forces or super squads with equal ease.
Honey Reconstruction. Much like a queen bee, Dire Beedrill
are exposed to different circumstances during their
development. After cocooning, other beedrill will crack into
their shell and inject a special toxic honey inside. This kills the
metamorphizing creature nearly every time but if they are
strong enough to survive, a Dire Beedrill is created. The deadly
honey breaks down its body even further inside the shell and
alters its very DNA to infuse a single creature with the full
power of the hive. Dire Beedrill don’t crawl out of their shells,
they erupt in a flash of bee energy.
Terrortory. Dire Beedrill preside over horizon to horizon,
protecting every bee related life it can within its land. This
could be as small as a grove of flowers or as large as a
Hiveborn city. They have been known to run headlong into
wasp wars, help train elite stinger troops (Bee Knights), and
even fight against gigantic Bee-Rex Empresses. Some legends
speak of Dire Beedrill fighting each other for dominion over an
area, battles that leave the ground and sky scarred for
centuries. Wise adventurers take special care to watch where
they step inside a Dire Beedrill’s domain. A single crushed
flower could summon the flying cavalry; running a stinger
through the unfortunate soul before they knew what
happened.
Dire Cacturne
Sadistic Spike Slinger

Dire Cacturne are wandering spirits of the desert, in a very

literal sense. Powerful creatures who perish in the desert may
refuse the afterlife, instead seeking some sort of spiritual
oasis in the sands. What they find is a hollow, living cactus (or
sometimes a group of them) and their souls take refuge from
the holy light of the sun inside these dark vessels. This
spiritual infusion morphs the original creature’s body, causing
it to grow in size, spikes, and savagery. This new creation births
a new hunger; no longer content to fill its sandy veins with
blood, it now craves souls. It begins with smaller game at first,
culling the wildlife from the desert and creating eerily quiet
wastelands. Soon its hunger grows too great for small animals
and it begins relentlessly stalking travelers or caravans,
seasoning their delicious souls with fear.
Haunted Homes. Even one Dire Cacturne can turn a desert
into an accursed place. Legends spread quickly of biting sands
and living mirages, with whole villages simply disappearing.
Dire Cacturne will often cultivate an oasis, or several, within
their homes to draw in weary or foolish travelers. Those
hunted by a Dire Cacturne, or the rare packs of them, will find
no rest in the day and no safety at night. Under the sun, the
travelers are haunted by shadows that always appear just over
the last dune and, at night, the screams of fellow travelers can
be heard as the Dire Cacturne finally shows its grinning face.
Dire Chandelure
Soul Pyre
Time is short, spirit energy is burning, and the Dire Chandelure
begins to hunt with evil desperation. Dire Chandelure use souls
to stay “alive” but burn them with such intensity, they must
consume a near constant supply. A single powerful soul can
fuel them for a little over a day while lesser souls may only
give them a few more minutes. The cost of this dangerous
consumption is a tradeoff, for the increased energy that
bolsters the Dire Chandelure’s strength far beyond that of its
kin. The body is reinforced to contain the heat and the souls it
burns give it the strength to overwhelm the magical ether of
creatures near it. Its insatiable hunger and overwhelming
power make it a serious threat to powerful mages and
common citizens alike.
Soul Trap. When a soul is trapped inside the Dire
Chandelure, it becomes the driving force behind the monster.
Their fears, sorrows, and base personality move the creature
forward. Any given soul cannot stop the burning of its own
energy and they can only hope to slow the process by
consuming new souls. This creates a tornado of personalities
and ideals within the creature, pushing it to consume more and
more in a chaotic battle for internal survival. No soul can
remain in control for long as it is continually absorbing others
and burning away itself. There is no rest, no subtle trickery for
the Dire Chandelure, there is only a ceaseless swirl of soul
burning consumption.
Construct Form. If the Dire Chandelure does not kill a
small sized creature or larger every 24 hours, it will become
dormant. It will also enter a dormant state when it reaches 0
hit points. Unless the body is destroyed, it can be revived to full
health from its dormant state if a creature of small size or
larger dies within 60 feet of it.
 Malevolent Mimics
Discontent to simply copy a creature based on appearance or memory,
Dire Ditto are created the second a ditto begins consuming other
creatures. This act sparks an immediate change in them, creating a
hunger they can never fill and an impossible quest to become the perfect
versions of themselves. Whatever creatures they consume, they can then
perfectly mimic, down to their mannerisms and memories. They can also
mix and match creatures, creating wretched abominations of twisted
strength. What begins as an odd ooze impersonating goblins can
eventually battle and consume the gods themselves. When a Dire Ditto is
discovered, it instantly becomes a common enemy for all beings and
must be destroyed swiftly, lest it begin eating whole galaxies.

Equipment: When Dire Ditto consumes a creature, it can also

consume any equipment they are carrying. It can then
recreate the item perfectly but, if the item is removed from
the Dire Ditto for more than an hour, the item dissolves into
inert ooze. It has to spend 24 hours digesting magical items
and can only digest a single item at a time.
Dragonair are peaceable creatures that roam the upper
boundaries of the atmosphere, sometimes dipping into
space for the simple pleasure of it. The cosmic energy this
exposes them too is the origin of the massive strength and
strange alterations of their Dire forms. As their bodies are
expanded by unknown energy, so too are their minds
expanded by brief visits to the expanse. After enough
glimpses into the impossible void, their minds began to
unravel the powers hidden within their lesser frame.
While the ethereal energy of the starry sky began their
transformation, it is the sheer force of empowered will
that brought them to their current state as a Dire
Dragonair.
Wondrous Wyrms. Dire Dragonair are rare creatures
and are rarely seen by anyone not specifically trying to
find them. They can soar on the edge of space for
decades, only dipping low enough to hunt rocs or young
dragons before resuming they buoyant ozone gliding. The
weather around them reflects their personality, with white
clouds and gentle breeze being their default calm. When
angered or surprised, the weather in the surrounding area
rapidly changes, bringing hellish thunderstorms or
instantaneous tornadoes. Because of this, those seeking
the wisdom of a Dire Dragonair know to treat the being
with the utmost respect. A single wrong word could bring
down fury thunderous enough to level a city.
 Fishy Fires. A common place for the Dire
Dire Kyogre Kyogre to end up is in the Elemental Plane of
Fire. This was first attempted as a last ditch
Hell is Drowning effort to kill the beast but utterly failed.
Instead of the plane consuming it, Dire Kyogre
Dire Kyogre has upset the balance of nature, began to fight against the plane’s power,
willingly and without remorse. Its strength wresting control from it and creating a
was not matched by its counterbalance of displaced area full of wrathful storms and icy
land, nor by its ruler in the skies. In cold blood, water. Creatures natural to the plane could
it took down those creatures who thought to not even approach this area as it began to
shackle it, consuming their will and growing contest the very makeup of their bodies. After
ever stronger. By sheer strength it several decades, the Dire Kyogre began to
overwhelmed its original world, turning it into grow weary in this place and retreated to
a ball of water, encased by a frozen crust. In a another plane, resting there for many
short time, all life on the world began to die centuries. During this time its power was
off, except the Dire Kyogre and its terrible somewhat dormant, only showing a portion of
hunger. In time, even the planet’s core began their ability if the Dire Kyogre’s dreams
to cool, causing whatever remaining food become nightmares.
gathered around it for warmth to go extinct as Place of Peace. The place Dire Kyogre
well. Unwilling to perish from starvation, the chooses to rest is not always the Elemental
Dire Kyoge used its impossible power to tear a Plane of Water and it is often times, an
hole in reality, crossing over to other planes in unsuspecting planet. When the beast finally
search for food. awakens again, it brings watery destruction to
Woeful Waters. Dire Kyogre eventually the entire world if not turned away on another
found its way to the Plane of Water, where it target plane.
has been a cataclysmic nuisance ever since. Its
mere existence causes thunderstorms for A Dire Kyogre’s Lair
miles, the closer you are to it, the more
powerful they become. Tornadoes of water
and lightning wreck the surface while Dire Kyogre will find a place along the sea
whirlpools and ice destroy the sea floor. Its floor to rest, disregarding depth or any
aura causes water to act differently near it, hazards. It favors asserting its will over
creating strange air pockets to form, volcanic areas, using its powers to interrupt
pressures to shift rapidly, and even the heat of the molten rock. It will spin the
underwater “rain” to occur. Its destructive lava into immense spirals, creating a maze-like
nature makes it a major concern for all dome all around itself. The dome can be
residents of the Plane of Water. They will hundreds of feet thick a may extend out to a
focus all their efforts into turning the creature half-mile beyond the creature. Adventurers
(killing it having proven to be impermanent), who wish to navigate to the center must
disregarding the cost of survival to others and contend with an utterly dark and obsidian
doing whatever it takes to save themselves edged labyrinth that moves on all axis and
from its watery wrath. follows no logical path whatsoever. Inside the
dome lives strange and warped sea creatures,
their lives sustained by the runoff energy
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domes; as soon after waking they shatter • Torrential storms rock the
them, coming back to life through an eggshell surrounding 1 mile, with full tornadoes
of their creation. Roaming Dire Kyogre do not and lightning storms being common.
rest, only killing and consuming whatever Two miles beyond the initial radius,
stands in their path. there are heavy rains and strong
A Dire Kyogre encountered in its lair has a winds.
CR of 28 (120,000 XP). • Any land within 3 miles of the lair
begins to sink downward by an inch
Lair Actions every day. Land that goes below the
sea level begins to fill with water.
Inside of the Dire Kyogre’s shell can be
If the Dire Kyogre dies or leaves, the effects
anything but it is usually a large open space,
fade within 1 week, though any sunken land
sometimes filled with water and sometimes
remains in place.
not. On initiative count 20 (losing initiative
ties), the Dire Kyogre takes a lair action to
cause one of the following effects; it can’t use
the same two effects in a row:
• The Dire Kyogre creates 1d6+1 Alpha
Water Elementals with its will alone. It
cannot use this lair action again for 1
minute and only if the initial Alpha
Water Elementals have been
destroyed.
• It freezes the air or water all around it.
Each creature in the lair must make a
Constitution saving throw (DC 20),
taking 7 (2d6) bludgeoning and 7 (2d6)
cold damage on a failed save, or half
as much on a successful one. If the
affected creatures are submerged in
water, the cold damage dice are
doubled to 4d6.
• The Dire Kyogre calls on the spirits of
its air and earth kin. A creature of it’s
choosing within the lair must make a
Dexterity saving throw (DC 20), taking
28 (8d6) fire or thunder damage on a
failed save, or half as much on a
successful one.

Regional Effects
The region containing a Dire Kyogre’s lair is
warped by the creature’s magic, which creates
one or more of the following effects.
• Within 10 miles of the lair, mundane
fires are incredibly hard to start and
maintain, with the best rarely rising
above the heat of an average torch.
The Losing Team’s A piercing blue light swings out from the
Gambit (Level 15+) top of the lighthouse. It flashes deep out to
Having been beaten time and time again in the the sea, highlighting the silhouette of the
quest for conquest, a sect of a the dangerous titanous Dire Kyogre approaching
aqua-themed mercenary guild has come to
the remote lighthouse to summon the Dire 1 - Ground Floor
Kyogre. The creature has already been spotted
but if the Alpha Stone can be taken down from
the lighthouse, there is still a chance to route The outside door is guarded by a few
the creature from the shores of this land. mercenaries and some of their Diremon.
They are on edge and looking for a fight.

Last Rest Lighthouse Guards. There are 3 mercenaries (Bandit

An ancient lighthouse that no longer serves its Captain) here and 3 Diremon (CR 8 or less)
purpose for guiding ships and has been who will not be dissuaded from their duty and
converted as a rest stop on the dangerous will gladly give their lives fighting the party to
path out to deep seas or the treacherous the death.
mountains in the distance. The peculiar magic Inner Resistance. There may be scattered
surrounding this place, that has been further mercenaries or Diremon (CR 2 or less) inside.
amplified by the current events, causes the They will be disoriented and are just as likely
stones to resist any damage to them and any to run from the party as fight them.
travelers must move through the building to Supplies. This space is well stocked with
reach the top. Attempts to teleport to the top basic adventuring gear, from rations to
with magic simply fail and flying creatures mundane equipment. It is well understood that
meet an impossibly strong invisible barrier. this is a place where you leave equipment you
The building was built to withstand incursions don’t need for those who may come after you,
exactly like this one. especially if you take something.
 2 - Level 2 4 - Top

This floor houses a few small rooms, The rotating blue light roams across the
usually reserved for resting. They are now fearsome face of the Dire Kyogre as it looks
full of overturned beds and other furniture down at you. Its eyes hold no malice, only
blocking the stairwell. hunger. Its looming figure surrounds the
entire lighthouse now, nearly wrapping
Blockade. There are a few mercenaries around it in a sadistic hug.
(Bandit Captain) holding the blockade (*) in
place and continuing to repair it as the party Final Boss. Here the party can attack the
tries to destroy it. Two Alpha Water Dire Kyogre or attempt to route it. No matter
Elementals will wash through the barricade how harsh the battle becomes, the lighthouse
and attack the party. If the party is too will remain functionally intact, though some
preoccupied with the elementals to attack the cosmetic damage may occur. If the Kyogre
barricade, the mercenaries will take shots at drops to less than 50 Hit Points, it will attempt
them through holes in it. to flee.
Care Supplies. Like the level below, this Alpha Orb. In place of the normal light, is
area is filled with items needed for an the Alpha Orb. It can be taken from its perch
adventuring life, though many of the items by a successful Strength check (DC 22). The
here are focused around personal care like Dire Kyogre will attempt to take it and will
resting and grooming. attack any creatures who try to keep the orb
from it.
3 - Level 3
Additional Challenge
Though this small adventure is meant for an
As you climb the last stair, you come face to already powerful party, do not be afraid to add
face with the leader of this group and their in extra Diremon to increase the challenge if
2 beasts. Their eyes have rolled back into needed. If they are finding the Dire Kyogre too
their head and they are clearly marching to easy, have the boss summon a few Alpha
the will of the Dire Kyogre. Outside, the Water Elementals to take some attention
storm has become impossibly strong and away from it.
you can feel the Dire Kyogre drawing
nearer. Alpha Orb
Wondrous item, very rare (requires
Leader. The mercenary leader (Gladiator) attunement)
and their 2 Diremon (CR 14 or less) reside on By shouting the command word as a bonus
this floor and will all attack the party action, the attuned creature can call upon the
ruthlessly. Even the Diremon have given into strength of Dire Kyogre. They are coated in
the furious energy, being immune to any healing, breathable water, healing themselves
attempts to charm or frighten them. and allied creatures within 15 feet, 13 (2d12) hit
points at the end of each of their turns for the
next minute. At the end of the minute, the
attuned creature can regain up to 1d6
expended Hit Dice. This item has one charge
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 Dire Miltank
Beefcake Bovines

Dire Miltank have endured countless battles and train nearly

every waking moment of their day. This increased activity
creates a compounding effect within them as their milk
generates more and more muscle building properties. As they
train, they consume their own milk, which makes them
stronger and allows them to train more, which in turn makes
their milk more potent. This cycle repeats itself for years until
eventually, through the power of muscles, might, and milk, a
Dire Miltank is born. Due to the lengthy process required to
cultivate one of these creatures, a single human rancher may
only have a single one in their entire lifetime, making the Dire
Miltank milk a rare and costly commodity.
Fairy Farms. These creatures are not originally from they
fey realm but have become associated with it over the years.
The long-lived fey royalty find great pleasure in the Dire
Miltanks protection and milk production, with many houses
having a small handful of the creatures. After a few years in
the fey realm, the milk takes on some arcane properties, not
just granting the drinker additional strength but adding
magical feelings of elation and indestructability. This
dangerous combination can make the milk addictive to thrill
seekers, giving them enough of a boost to feel they can take on
anything. It is considered a staple of fey gladiatorial combat,
the mental boon being just enough to edge out victory against
overwhelming odds.
 Dire Umbreon
Void Vapor

Walking across the night sky, a shifting shadow of stars, Dire

Umbreon guards its home planet against things beyond our
comprehension. They themselves are creatures from beyond the
veil and have become hunters of the horrific creatures within. In
their previous life the moon shone upon them with particular vigor,
empowering their soul to withstand the crossing into the unknown.
After its death, the life energy is stripped away by the power of the
void but replaced with the energy of the stars beyond. Dire
Umbreon becomes a creature not just empowered by the stars but
comprised of the space between them. This process is painful on a
level that impossible to describe to unexpanded minds and may
take centuries to complete. Once the transformation is complete it
is filled with a hunger that can only be satiated by consuming prey
older than time, an act it seems to enjoy greatly.
Planetary Protector. There is never more than one Dire
Umbreon per planet, both because the creation process is so rare
and because when there are two, one will consume the other.
Protecting their world from outside threats is the reason they
believe they exist, and they do everything within their power to
accomplish that goal. If an impossible creature makes itself known
on their home, Dire Umbreon will stop at nothing to hunt it down,
mercilessly slaughter it, and consume every last drop of its blood.
This process is not just to feed its hunger either, it is a practical
maneuver. Dire Umbreon’s body is uniquely capable of truly killing
the old ones but any scrap left unconsumed may cause the
creature to regrow, an unacceptable threat to Dire Umbreon’s
home. They are sometimes the only defense a world has against
the incomprehensible horrors of the black reaches, and often the
only one it needs.
Ancient Allies. Dire Umbreon, for all the power they do wield,
are wise enough to know when they are outmatched. If an elder
beast is too powerful, the Dire Umbreon will seek out allies in the
fight. Choosing such assistants can be a lengthy process, as it
spends months or years stalking and observing groups of heroes
to judge their abilities and uncover their deepest desires. To those it
is observing, it can appear as shifting shadows in the night, sunlit
eyes in a dream, or messages from moving stars. Once it finally
makes direct contact, it will speak directly of the plight at hand,
bartering for the party’s assistance with offers they could not
likely resist.
Dire Volcarona is a cosmic moth, infused with the might of
the stars. Unlike its terrestrial kin, Dire Volcarona is a
denizen of space, its power being too great to stay on one
world for too long. It roams the vast emptiness, making
massive webs inside planetary rings or asteroid belts,
catching prey that is incomprehensible to most. In this way
it keeps space from becoming overwhelmed with unseeable
and unknowable horrors and sustains itself with reality-
altering energy.
Star Cocoon. While most Volcarona are simply avatars
of the sun, Dire Volcarona are created within one. Their
cocoons are engulphed by a star, melding into them and
becoming a single, giant fiery chrysalis. The star feeds the
creature for centuries, infusing it with the incredible fusion
energy in its core. When the moth finally erupts from the
star, it cracks the very surface of it, creating a blinding flash
that heralds in the birth of something entirely new.
Dark Eater. The energy required to sustain a Dire
Volcarona is immense and so is the energy it expels. If left
unchecked, it can turn an entire world to glass and ash in a
matter of days. Thankfully it can sense the life energy of
most creatures and avoids planets inhabited by entities it
cannot easily feed on. Instead it sticks to the far reaches of
space, hunting the spawn of elder things to feed its
impossible body. In the rare times it does approach an
inhabited planet, there is typically something far worse
already there. Its light becoming a beacon of glorious
devastation.
Floof filled with lightning, teeth long as swords, and the
disposition of a goofy puppy; these are the major traits of a
Dire Yamper. These gigantic buzzballs are created when they
are exposed to an intense amount of electricity, such as
chewing cables from a power plant or being struck by
multiple bolts of lightning. The electricity gathers within their
fur, overwhelming their body and causing massive and rapid
mutations to occur. While this changes their bodies
dramatically, creating an imposing looking beast, it does
nothing to their minds. Despite their new size and strength,
they still behave the same as they did before the changes,
though their frolicking is no longer cute as it often leaves
mass destruction in its wake.
Overcharged Outcasts. Most owners recognize the loving
nature of their modified pets and attempt to keep them for a
time. However, their large size and lack of understanding
leads them to inevitably destroy some precious landmark or
noble’s home. Before the pitchforks can be raised (or
sometimes after), Dire Yamper are sent away by those that
love them. This is traumatic to most Dire Yamper and they
may become forlorn, aggressive, or hyperactive in response.
To The Farm. Finding a place where the large creature
can roam free and be happy is no easy feat. Some altruistic,
and incredibly brave, souls have opted to become keepers of
Dire Yamper; instead of seeing them released into the wild.
They have large swaths of open land designed specifically to
keep these loving destroyers happy, healthy, and most
importantly, contained. These ranchers can be identified by
their rubbery protective equipment and permanently raised
hair. Some kingdoms sponsor these ranches, strategically
giving them land near dimensional weak points. The latent
energy in the Dire Yamper help to bolster the scars in reality
and the beasts themselves serve as great trans-dimensional
guard dogs.