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john rockwellAFC CENTRAL DIVISION
THE GOUGED EYE
Team Colours: Red and white
Symbol: Eyeball and scar
Owner: His Most Grossest Majesty
Gobsuck Skullcrush XII
Head Coach: Gort Severlimb
Home Stadium: The Doom Dome, Drakwald
(capacity c.88,000, surface astrogranite)
Players: Orcs
Sponsor: Booty from Orcish raids
Cheerleaders: The Pockettes
Under the leadership of tribal overlord Gobsuck 2435 Inspired (or should that be, terrified) by
Skullcrush XII and the extremely sadistic training Ogrehack’s formidable temper, the Eye
methods of Sever-limb, the team have risen from steamroller their opponents to win their first
being a laughingstock to chief contenders for top title, they are crowned AFC champions after
team in the conference. It is unfortunate that the thrashing the Ironcrag Decimators in the
Gouged Eye are in the same division as the Reavers, final.
as one Side must defeat the other if they are to
proceed into the upper reaches of the various cups 2450 When Ogrehack finally retires to become an
and championships. anger management consultant, the Eye find
a more than capable replacement in the form
2403 Slaves captured by Orc raiding parties tell of Garg Wormface. They win the White Skull
the Gouged Eye tribe of a wonderous. game Challenge Cup for five consecutive years.
played by humans. A spying party manages
to kidnap a coach, and soon the Gouged Eye 2464 Unbelievably, the Gouged Eye beat the
are playing their first few matches. Reavers in a last-ditch play-off scramble
Unfortunately, since the man they captured bloodbath, and go all the way to the
was a specialist rushing trainer, the team champions rostrum when they defeat the
have great trouble passing the ball - trouble Dwarf Giants at the Middenheim Stadium,
Which sees them lose all but one of their first Captain on the day was Hurk
seventy-two games. Verminsmasher, but honours must go to
thrice-scorer Bolg Stonemangle (later
2429 Undaunted by early failures, the Gouged Eye known as ‘Dwarfmangle’!).
finally realise what they are doing wrong,
and manage to kidnap passing expert 2473 The Gouged Eye win Blood Bowl XIII against
Vimmy Gloam after a late-night Middenheim the Dwarf Warhammerers. Bolg
Marauders training session. After just a little Dwarfmangle seals his place in history with
persuasion he tells all them knows, and another hat-trick in the big game (that guy
under his guidance the orc team develops really hated Dwarves!).
into a formidable fighting, er, playing
machine. 2474 The Eye’s championship winning side are all
but destroyed in Axeface Manglesson’s Orc
2431 Results rapidly turn-around, so much so they Massacre in the final of Blood Bowl XIV. The
are invited to become part of the Oldlands next year, a youthful Varag Ghoul-Chewer is
Conference. They play in the Central Division appointed captain of the rebuilding team.
and under the captaincy of Eruk Ogrehack,
the Eye manage a respectable third. A 2488 Under Ghoul-Chewer’s captaincy the
recruiting drive pioneered by Blood Bowl-fan Gouged Eye are one of the NAF’s premier
Emperor Skullcrush XI allows Orcs a chance teams winning the AFC championship and
to choose between a spell in the army or in two Chaos Cups. They continue to go from
the team. Thousands flock to join the strength to strength and massacre to
Gouged Eye. massacre. Another BIood Bowl title cannot
be far off.
GOUGED EYE
TEAM PROFILE
2489-90 First Team Roster
No. Name Position Experience
1 Varag Ghoul-Chewer Blitzer Star Player
2 Harg Vainkill Thrower Star Player
3 Krug Painspear Blitzer Star Player
4 Rip Sorepain Blocker Star Player
5 Urfrik Skullhack Blocker Star Player
NAF Records
6 Hak Demoncutter Lineman Star Player
Most Players Killed by Booting (Season):
7 Trok Elfsplitter Kicker Veteran
12, Trok Elfsplitter (2487-88)
8 Gort Skullhack Catcher Veteran
9 Osgar Vilechuck Catcher Veteran Most Paces Passing (Season):
10 Da Rock Blocker Veteran 2,179 paces from 172 attempts. Harg Vainkill (2487-88)
11 ‘Bandy’ Durg Muglurg Kicker Veteran Most Receiving Paces (Single Game):
12 Gurk Halftoad Lineman Veteran 241 paces from 6 receptions, Osgar Vilechuck vs Vynheim
13 Blarg Gut-Wrencher Lineman Veteran Valkyries, (2487-88)
14 Ugly Rackspike Lineman Experienced
15 Anga Gassga Thrower Veteran Team Records:
16 G’Haarg Swordbiter Blocker Veteran Most Player Fatalities (Career):
299. Varag Ghoul-Chewer (2472-present)
Fame: 11 Team Rerolls: 5 Most Spectator Fatalities (Career)
733, Varag Ghoul-Chewer
The Fans: Chant 2; Hooligans 4; Loyalty 2 Most Teammates Killed (single game):
3, Eruk Ogrehack, vs Creeveland Crescents (2435-36)
Cheerleaders: The Pockettes Cheering Ability: 8
Spike! Magazine Team Rating: 313
Team Honours
Blood Bowl winners 2464 (IV), 2473 (XIII)
Chaos Cup winners 2441, 2445, 2450-54, 2460,
2469, 2473, 2477, 2482-83
AFC championship winners 2435, 2464,
2470.2473. 2474, 2478
Hall of Fame:
Eruk Ogrehack, Bolg Dwarfmangle (nee
Stonemangle), Garg Worm-face
Gouged Eye Team Chant
" We are Orcs and dat's no lie,
we'll make yoo scream an' make yoo cry,
we'll pull yore hair and pinch yore thigh,
an if dat doant work we'll gouge your eye!
Giss a G, Giss a O, Giss a W etc."
