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1.

They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this
cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
2. The underground bunker was filled with chips and

candy.
3. She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made

her believe she could actually make a difference.


4. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.

5. The hawk didn’t understand why the ground

squirrels didn’t want to be his friend.


6. She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made

things all the worse.


7. Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed

to work for gin.


8. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the

crevasse
9. Malls are great places to shop; I can find

everything I need under one roof.


10. Although it wasn't a pot of gold, Nancy was still

enthralled at what she found at the end of the


rainbow.
11. The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree

angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come


along.
12. Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought

back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.


13. The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into

focus just as I heard a loud snap.


14. She was the type of girl that always burnt sugar to
show she cared.
15. He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to

war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.


16. I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the

difference between Pepsi and Coke.


17. I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.

18. Jenny made the announcement that her baby was

an alien.
19. Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a

birthday cake.
20. It would have been a better night if the guys next to

us weren't in the splash zone.


21. Her life in the confines of the house became her

new normal.
22. The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.

23. Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate

pudding.
24. Edith could decide if she should paint her teeth or

brush her nails.


25. Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it

would be more embarrassing than her computer


browser history.
26. The water flowing down the river didn’t look that

powerful from the car


27. Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them.

28. Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.


29. Written warnings in instruction manuals are
worthless since rabbits can't read.
30. Cursive writing is the best way to build a race

track.
31. He put heat on the wound to see what would grow.

32. The beauty of the African sunset disguised the

danger lurking nearby.


33. Improve your goldfish's physical fitness by getting

him a bicycle.
34. The tree fell unexpectedly short.

35. Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.

36. Their argument could be heard across the parking

lot.
37. Whenever he saw a red flag warning at the beach

he grabbed his surfboard.


38. I was offended by the suggestion that my baby

brother was a jewel thief.


39. The external scars tell only part of the story.

40. As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into

full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do


something.
41. The minute she landed she understood the reason

this was a fly-over state.


42. It's much more difficult to play tennis with a

bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.


43. I hear that Nancy is very pretty.

44. The crowd yells and screams for more memes.


45. He invested some skill points in Charisma and
Strength.
46. His son quipped that power bars were nothing

more than adult candy bars.


47. He was all business when he wore his clown suit.

48. It isn't true that my mattress is made of cotton

candy.
49. Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has

arrived.

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