1.
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree
angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come
along.
2. We have young kids who often walk into our room
at night for various reasons including clowns in the
closet.
3. You bite up because of your lower jaw.
4. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the
crevasse
5. I'd always thought lightning was something only I
could see.
6. He ended up burning his fingers poking someone
else's fire.
7. She always had an interesting perspective on why
the world must be flat.
8. Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed
to work for gin.
9. My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out
of noodles.
10. They ran around the corner to find that they had
traveled back in time.
11. The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of
becoming a sea turtle.
12. Before he moved to the inner city, he had always
believed that security complexes were
psychological.
13. 100 years old is such a young age if you happen to
be a bristlecone pine.
14. He wondered if she would appreciate his toenail
collection.
15. They got there early, and they got really good seats.
16. Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.
17. He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
18. The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind
of freaked them out.
19. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to
dinosaurs.
20. At that moment he wasn't listening to music, he was
living an experience.
21. It dawned on her that others could make her
happier, but only she could make herself happy.
22. Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place
at the wrong time.
23. The bullet pierced the window shattering it before
missing Danny's head by mere millimeters.
24. Nobody has encountered an explosive daisy and
lived to tell the tale.
25. It's not possible to convince a monkey to give you a
banana by promising it infinite bananas when they
die.
26. He strives to keep the best lawn in the
neighborhood.
27. 25 years later, she still regretted that specific
moment.
28. He decided to live his life by the big beats
manifesto.
29. Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup &
buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like
caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t
recommend anyone else do it either.
30. They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy.
31. The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known.
32. Please wait outside of the house.
33. The water flowing down the river didn’t look that
powerful from the car
34. It was a slippery slope and he was willing to slide all
the way to the deepest depths.
35. She hadn't had her cup of coffee, and that made
things all the worse.
36. The secret code they created made no sense, even to
them.
37. The furnace repairman indicated the heating
system was acting as an air conditioner.
38. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet.
39. They say that dogs are man's best friend, but this
cat was setting out to sabotage that theory.
40. Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick.
41. Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.
42. The rain pelted the windshield as the darkness
engulfed us.
43. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
44. It was at that moment that he learned there are
certain parts of the body that you should never
Nair.
45. The fence was confused about whether it was
supposed to keep things in or keep things out.
46. She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream
into her mouth while taking a bath.
47. The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her
longing.
48. That is an appealing treasure map that I can't read.
49. Lets all be unique together until we realise we are
all the same.
