Joker Scene Script
Joker Scene Script
O-kay, you may have seen that clip of our next guest
when we first played it a couple weeks ago. Now before
he comes out, I just want to say that we're all
heartbroken at what's going on in the city tonight.
But, this is how he wanted to come out, and honestly I
think we could all use a good laugh. So, please
welcome-- Joker
MURRAY FRANKLI
Oh that was quiet an entranc
(PAUSE
You okay?
JOKER
Yeah. This is exactly how I imagined it
MURRAY FRANKLI
Well, that make one of us.
MURRAY FRANKLI
So can you tell us about this look? when we spoke
earlier, you mentioned that this is not a political
statement. Is that right
JOKE
That's right. I'm not political
Murray. I'm just trying to make people laugh
MURRAY FRANKLI
Have you been working on any ne
material? Do you want to tell us a joke now
MURRAY FRANKLIN
He got a book … a Book of joke
MURRAY FRANKLI
Take your time, we got all night.
(Laughs
JOKER (reading
Okay. Here's one. Knock-knock.
MURRAY FRANKLI
And you had to look that up
MURRAY FRANKLIN
Who’s there
JOKE
It's the police, ma'am. Your so
has been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead
JOKE
(just keeps going, on
roll
Yeah, I’m Sorry. It's just, you know, it’s been a
rough few weeks, Murray. Ever since I killed those
three Wall Street guys
"
JOKE
There is no punchline. It's not
joke
JOKER (shrugs
I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me
anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy
MURRAY FRANKLI
Let me get this straight, you thin
killing those guys is funny
JOKER
I do! and I’m tired of pretending it’s not. Comedy is
subjective, Murray, Isn’t that what they say? All of
you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's
right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's
funny or not
JOKE
C'mon, Murray, do I look like th
kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed
those guys because they were awful. Everybody's awful
these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy
MURRAY FRANKLI
So that's it, huh, you're crazy
That's your defense for killing three young men
JOKE
No. They couldn't carry a tune t
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JOKE
Why is everyone so upset abou
these guys? If it was me dying on the side walk, you
would walk right over me. I pass you everyday and you
don’t notice me. Because these guys, because Thomas
Wayne went and cried about them on TV
MURRAY FRANKLI
You have a problem with Thoma
Wayne, too
JOKE
Yes. I do
Have you seen what it's like ou
there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave this studio?
Everybody just yells and screams at each other.
Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like
to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne
ever think about what it's like to be someone like me,
to be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think
we'll just sit there and take it like good little
boys. That we won’t werewolf and go wild
MURRAY FRANKLI
You finished? It’s so much self-pity, Arthur. Yo
sound like you're making excuses for killing those
young men. Not everybody and I tell you this, not
everyone’s awful
JOKER
You're awful, Murray
MURRAY FRANKLIN
Me? I’m awful? How am I awful
JOKE
Playing my video, inviting me o
the show,-- You just wanted to make fun of me. You're
just like the rest of them,
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MURRAY FRANKLI
You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look
what happened because of what you did, what it led to.
There are riots out there. Two policemen are in
critical condition. You’re laughing, you’re laughing.
Someone was killed today because of what you did
JOKER
I kno
JOKE
How about another joke, Murray
MURRAY FRANKLI
No, I think we've had enoug
of your jokes
JOKE
What do you get when yo
cross a mentally-ill loner with a system that abandons
him and treats him like trash
MURRAY
I don’t think so… Thats enough. Call the Police Chief
SHOOT.
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