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john rockwellNFC CENTRAL DIVISION
EVIL GITS
Team Colours: Black and yellow
Symbol: A flaming skull
Owner: Evilheim and Evilstein Associates
Head Coach: Bargull Whipdeath
Home Stadium: The Evil Dome,
(capacity 44,732, surface astrogranite)
Players: Mixed evil races
Sponsor: Nickit and Scarpa Lawyers, Nuln
Cheerleaders: The Gitettes
On a sliding scale of slightly naughty to outright evil, 2468 In one of the biggest upsets in NAF history
the Gits have it all covered. If it’s bad, then they are the Gits beat the Reikland Reavers to win
all over it! Now under new management, the Gits Blood Bowl VIII. Due to a player strike that
have recruited heavily in the off-season and hopes season, only two Reavers players turn up,
are high they can soon build a team capable of but even then, the Gits’ bungled use of a
challenging the Cowboys for the Central Division magic item sees a player sent off and 8 more
title. removed from the field of play. Despite this,
the remaining Gits just about manage to
2400 You’d think that with so much evil in the hang on to win the title 3-2.
world, it wouldn’t be difficult to find a
despicable wrongdoer when you needed 2470 Team owners, Evilheim and Evilstein
one, but in reality, this isn’t quite so Associates are victims of a pyramid scheme
straightforward. Think about it, how do you (paying a small fortune to fraudsters to buy
actually hire that Hobgoblin assassin to some worthless real estate in Nehekhara)
knock-off your hated business rival? Where they are forced to sell the team to a shady
are you going to find a burly Orc warrior to Fungus Beer Cartel. The new Goblin owners
bolster your own private militia? Whose make instant changes, sacking most of the
door do you knock on to find the best Half- Blood Bowl winning team and employing
Orc bounty hunter? The answer is simple, one of their own, Slimy Stranglegut, as Head
call an agency! Evilheim and Evilstein Coach.
Associates were the leading mercenary
agency of the day, their owners had watched 2485 In a massive shock, the Gits win the Orcidas
with interest the rise of football as a mass Team of the Year award. Nobody actually
spectator sport and with so many player notices that the Gits had simply scratched
deaths each week they spied a lucrative their name on to the trophy over the
opportunity to find jobs for some of their out Darkside Cowboys. Despite the Dark Elves
of work mercenaries. They began to hire protests, the Gits remain in the record books.
them out as freebooter players!
2486 The Gits new owners come to a sticky end
2404 The scheme becomes so successful that when they’re all killed in a shoot-out with a
Evilheim and Evilstein decide to form their rival Cartel. Evilheim and Evilstein
own team, the Evil Gits. They develop an Associates, buy the team back.
open-door recruitment policy; prospective
players only need to fulfil one requirement, 2489 New coach, Bargul Whipdeath has wasted
they must be completely, utterly and no time in cutting (sometimes literally) the
irredeemably evil. underperforming Goblins in the team. One
of whom, the legendary cretin Speccy
2450 Decades pass and success proves hard to McGroan somehow survived to become the
come by, other than forming a sizeable fan subject of a record-breaking transfer fee,
club (who, remarkably, are even more evil with the Middenheim Marauders paying
than the Gits themselves) they fail to make 200,000 crowns for him… to play for the
an impact on, well, anything. Chaos All-Stars!
