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from his Death Wish Slms (the Srst of which was the University of Arizona,
based on the badass Brian GarSeld novel of the same an MBA from the Vienna
course of the movie, and a couple hundred more years of graduate study
baddies over the course of the 20 years the Sve-Slm (which also included a
series went. Rather than being the hard-eyed, hard- year of law and some
bodied cint-eyed badass of his cowboy Slm past, coursework in History),
Bronson played a “soft” upper middle class dude he's got ample academic
pushed to the limit by the shitbags with which New credentials to add to his
York was teeming at the time. He pulled it off so lifting resume, which
convincingly that we all forgot how insane, includes a all-time, all-
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from his older brother. Chuck’s oldest brother Jack
lifting/)
was apparently a monster barSghter, and at least one
reputable source (author Tom Furhman) asserts that
older brother Jack was none other than legendary POWERLIFTING | ODD LIFTING
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fought similarly, and were on some of the same Slm odd-lifting/)
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waRes-part-2-
between hotels, friends and family in the town cocaine-is-a-
of Portage, PA. We had stayed at my Uncle hell-of-a-drug/)
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accommodate more relatives in the family Go Together Like
Cocaine and
houses. Realize my Uncle Dempsey was
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Charlie’s older, tougher, brother. A devastating We’ve Been
boxer and veteran of the European Theater in Combining
Them at Least
WW2. So they tossed me in the car and we
as Long as
pulled up on what looked like Bates Motel. A We’ve Combined
small o!ce building, [and living quarters] for Wheels and
Axles, Part 1
the owner on one end and what my Dad would
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building, with neon signs in the window. A local
cocaine-and-
waRes-and-
watering hole that probably only served, beer weve-been-
or shot & beer. No one called it a, “Boiler combining-
Maker” in my family. So the place is a magnet them-at-least-
as-long-as-
for toothless miners, mill workers and the weve-combined-
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workout, but you could do far worse for a home
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Costars said Bronson never stopped pumping up on
set, lifting dumbbells whenever the cameras stopped
September 2018
rolling, and even his girlfriends and wives claimed
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Bronson was fucking obsessed with his muscles.
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can get, adding “horseback riding, motocross,
swimming, knife throwing and shooting” to all of the July 2018
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June 2018
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Bruce, Chuck’s diet was uncharacteristically
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filming of “Once Upon a Time in West”, Charlie
March 2018
mentioned loving the food in France, but
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practicing, “push aways”, because you have to
limit intake to stay in shape. During that
February 2018
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Janet’s incredible cherry pie. One piece with
his cup of Yuban co"ee brewed in a porcelain
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legend turned actor, Jim Brown, stated
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pictures, between takes Elvis often demonstrated
August 2013
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others at least acted impressed, Bronson never
joined in the applause. ‘That rankled Elvis big-time.
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something good if it hit him right in the face‘” (https://plagueofstrength.com/2013/
(Roberts).
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prove his karate prowess, Chuck was unimpressed,
muttering, “Bullshit” as he walked away. The grips May 2013
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to break in return, and Chuck only succeeded in
breaking the fuck out of his hand in the effort. The
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slowly as the pain in Bronson’s busted hand, but the
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when a punch was thrown at him, and the former pro
boxer who coached him for the Sght, “Musty” Al
February 2013
Callahan, claimed Elvis would tear up a lot of boxers,
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Chuck included.
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