Cars 2, Movie Script (English Version)
Cars 2, Movie Script (English Version)
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LELAND TURBO
This is Agent Leland Turbo. I have
a flash transmission for Agent Finn
McMissile.
LELAND TURBO
Finn. My cover's been compromised.
Everything's gone pear-shaped.
LELAND TURBO
You won't believe what I've found
out here.
LELAND TURBO
This is bigger than anything we've
ever seen. And no one even knows it
exists. Finn, I need backup. But
don't call the cavalry - it could
blow the operation. And be careful.
It's not safe out here!
LELAND TURBO
Transmitting my grids now. Good
luck!
CRABBY
Alright buddy, we're here. Right
where you paid me to bring you.
Question is, why?
A metallic blue sports car, circa the `60s, emerges from the
2.
shadows. Cagey, smooth, he'd turn heads driving through any
intersection in the world. Meet FINN MCMISSILE.
FINN
I'm looking for a car.
CRABBY
A car? Hey pal, you can't get any
further away from land than out
here.
FINN
Exactly where I want to be.
CRABBY
Well I got news for you, buddy.
There's nobody out here but us.
COMBAT SHIP
What are you doing out here?
CRABBY
What does it look like, genius? I'm
crabbing!
COMBAT SHIP
Well turn around and go back where
you came from.
CRABBY
Yeah? And who's gonna make me?
CRABBY
Alright, alright! Don't get your
prop in a twist.
(as he turns to leave)
What a jerk. Sorry, buddy. Looks
like it's the end of the line.
Buddy?
We're with Finn as the ship continues on, cuts through the
darkness with purpose. Suddenly small flames appear, perhaps
a knot or so away. Then WHOOSH!!! A flame rises above Finn,
the ship. It illuminates an OIL DERRICK.
3.
No response.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
(in German and English)
Too many cars here. Out of my way!
FINN
Professor Zundapp?
PACER (O.S.)
Here it is, Professor.
NOSY PACER
You wanted to see this before we
load it?
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Ah, yes. Very carefully...
NOSY PACER
Oh. A TV camera. What does it
actually do?
4.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
This camera is extremely dangerous.
FINN
(TO HIMSELF)
What are you up to now, Professor?
--- which sail clear to the other side of the derrick ---
Finn slides out ONTO THE WIRE like an acrobat, then expels
another cross-wire for support.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
This is valuable equipment. Make
sure it is properly secured for the
voyage.
NOSY PACER
You got it.
GREM (O.S.)
Hey, Professor Z!
GREM
This is one of those British spies
we told you about.
ACER
Yeah. This one we caught sticking
his bumper where it didn't belong.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Agent Leland Turbo.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
It's Finn McMissile! He's seen the
camera! Kill him!!
BAD GUY CARS are waiting for him on the catwalk where he just
came from - BLOWTORCHES ready.
Finn, stuck in midair, notices an angry CRANE. Finn GRINS,
having just found his escape.
The 20 BAD GUY CARS that are still in pursuit surround him,
fire up their blowtorches. About to pounce.
Finn GRINS. The second time we've seen this grin. It means
he's got something cooking.
GREM
(NONPLUSSED)
Get to the boats.
THE BOATS - an army of combat ships quickly DROP into the sea
and CHURN WATER with unprecedented fury as they quickly make
up the distance between them and Finn, FIRING BULLETS as they
do so.
ACER
He's getting away!
COMBAT SHIP
Not for long.
The LEAD COMBAT SHIP quietly drops a TORPEDO into the water.
It skips along, connecting with Finn in his rear and
EXPLODING with such force that water skyrockets into the
night clouds.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Wunderbar. With Finn McMissile
gone, who can stop us now?
MATER
Mater. Tow Mater, that's who... is
here to help you!
MATER
Hey, Otis!
7.
OTIS
Hey, Mater. Gosh, I'm so sorry. I
thought I could make it this time,
but...
(he tries to start his
engine, stalls)
Smooth like pudding, huh? Ah, who
am I kidding? I'll always be a
lemon.
MATER
Well dadgum, you're leaking oil
again. Must be your gaskets. Hey,
look on the bright side: This is
your tenth tow this month, so that
means it's on the house.
OTIS
You're the only one that's nice to
lemons like me, Mater.
MATER
Don't sweat it. These things happen
to everybody, Otis.
OTIS
But you never leak oil.
MATER
Yeah, but I ain't perfect. Don't
tell nobody, but I think my rust is
starting to show through.
Mater and Otis drive past THE RADIATOR SPRINGS WELCOME SIGN.
It has been amended to say: "Home of Lightning McQueen."
OTIS
Hey, is Lightning McQueen back yet?
MATER
Not yet.
OTIS
He must be crazy-excited about
winning his fourth Piston Cup.
Four! Wow!
8.
MATER
Yeah, we're so dadgum proud of him.
But I sure wish he'd hurry up and
get back `cause we got a whole
summer's worth of best friend fun
to make up for. Just me and --
MATER
--- McQueen!
OTIS
Uh, Mater? I'm in no hurry. You
don't need to go so fast!
FLO
Good to have you back, honey.
FILLMORE
Congratulations, man.
SARGE
Welcome home, soldier.
SHERIFF
The place wasn't the same without
you, son.
LIZZIE
What? Did he go somewhere?
MCQUEEN
It's good to be home, everybody.
MATER (O.S.)
McQueen!
They all turn around, see Mater speeding into town, with Otis
swerving behind him.
MCQUEEN
Mater!
9.
MATER
McQueen!
OTIS
Woaahhhhh!
RAMONE
Hey. How far'd you make it this
time, Otis?
OTIS
Halfway to the county line.
RAMONE
Not bad, man.
OTIS
I know, I can't believe it either!
MATER
McQueen, welcome back!
MCQUEEN
Mater, it's so good to see you.
MATER
You too, buddy.
MATER
Oh, man. You ain't gonna believe
the things I got planned for us.
MACK
(to Lizzie, an aside)
These best friend greetings get
longer every year.
10.
MATER
(TO MCQUEEN)
You ready to have some serious fun?
MCQUEEN
Well, actually I've got something
to show you first.
MATER
Wow. I can't believe they renamed
the Piston Cup after our very own
Doc Hudson.
McQueen and Mater are alone, the museum closed to the public.
McQueen approaches a "Hudson Hornet" wall with Doc's three
Piston cups, framed articles, other racing ephemera.
MCQUEEN
I know Doc said these things were
just old cups, but to have someone
else win it just didn't feel right,
you know?
MATER
Well, Doc would've been real proud
of you. That's for sure.
MCQUEEN
Alright, pal. I've been waiting all
summer for this. What've you got
planned?
MATER
You sure you can handle it?
MCQUEEN
Come on, you know who you're
talking to? This is Lightning
McQueen. I can handle anything.
11.
MCQUEEN
Uh.... Mater?!
MATER
Just remember, your brakes ain't
gonna work on these!
MCQUEEN (O.S.)
Mater!
MATER (O.S.)
Relax, these train tracks ain't
been used in years!
From inside the tunnel a loud TRAIN HORN. The two friends
emerge, going as fast as they can on train tracks, uphill,
with no tires.
MCQUEEN
Come on, come on! Faster, faster!
MATER
Uh-oh. This ain't gonna be good.
The exhaust pipe BELCHES. McQueen and Mater are BLASTED out
of view.
The sun sets. McQueen and Mater roll into town. McQueen looks
exhausted. Mater is still full of energy.
12.
MATER
Boy, this was the best day ever!
And my favorite souvenir?
MATER
This new dent!
MCQUEEN
Boy, Mater. Today was, uh...
MATER
Shoot, that was nothing. Wait til
you see what I got planned for
tonight.
MCQUEEN
Mater, Mater. Whoa. I was kind of
thinking of just a quiet dinner.
MATER
That's exactly what I was thinking.
MCQUEEN
No, I... I meant with Sally, Mater.
MATER
Even better! You, me and Miss Sally
going out for supper.
MCQUEEN
Mater, I meant it would be just me
and Sally.
MATER
Oh.
MCQUEEN
It's just for tonight. We'll do
whatever you want tomorrow.
MATER
(DISAPPOINTED)
Okay.
MCQUEEN
Thanks for understanding.
MATER
Yeah, sure. Y'all go on and have
fun now.
13.
MCQUEEN
Alright, then. See ya soon, amigo!
SALLY
This is so nice.
MCQUEEN
I can't tell you how good it is to
be here alone. Just the two of us.
Finally, you and me ---
MATER (O.S.)
Good evening.
MATER
My name is Mater and I'll be your
waiter.
(TO HIMSELF)
Mater the waiter. That's funny
right there.
MCQUEEN
Mater, you work here?
MATER
Well yeah I work here. What'd you
think, I just snuck in here when
nobody was looking and pretended to
be your waiter, just so I could
hang out with you?
MCQUEEN
Oh, yeah. How ridiculous would that
be?
MATER
Now, can I start you two lovebirds
off with a couple drinks?
14.
MCQUEEN
Yes. I'll have my usual.
SALLY
You know what? I'm going to have
that too.
Mater blinks.
MATER
Uh, right. Your usual.
CUT TO:
MATER
Guido! What's McQueen's usual?
GUIDO
(in Italian, subtitled)
How should I know?
MATER
Perfect! Give me two of `em.
SARGE
Quiet! My program's on.
MATER
(TO FILLMORE)
What happened to the dinosaurs,
now?
Dial tone.
SARGE
Uh-oh...
Audible RXNS from the bar. A crowd has been forming ever
since Mater started talking.
MCQUEEN
Hey, what's going on over there?
CUT BACK TO:
THE BAR - Sally and McQueen push through the crowd, see that
they're watching Francesco on the television.
MCQUEEN
(TO SALLY)
Oh, it's that Italian Formula car.
His name is ---
SALLY
Francesco Bernoulli. No wonder
there's a crowd.
MCQUEEN
Wait, why do you know his name? And
don't say it like that. It's three
syllables, not ten.
18.
SALLY
What? He's nice to look at. You
know, open-wheeled and all.
MCQUEEN
What's wrong with fenders? I
thought you like my fenders.
MCQUEEN
Mater?
--- Mater, turned away from the crowd, still on the phone.
MATER
Ha ha! That shows what you know.
Dump trucks is dumb.
MCQUEEN
Those are strong words from a car
that is so fragile.
MCQUEEN
"Not so fast." What is that, your
new motto?
MCQUEEN
Well, I would love to. The only
thing is my crew's off for the
season so ---
GUIDO
Pit stop.
MCQUEEN
You know what? They just got back.
Deal me in, baby. Ka-chow!
MCQUEEN
I know, I know. I just got back.
But we won't be long and ---
SALLY
Oh, no, don't worry about me. I've
got enough to do here. Mater's
going to have a blast though.
(off McQueen's silence)
You're bringing Mater, right? You
never bring him to any of your
races.
SALLY
Just let him sit in the pits, give
him a headset. C'mon, it'll be a
thrill of a lifetime for him.
Mater arrives.
MATER
Your drinks, sir.
MCQUEEN
Mater.
MATER
I didn't taste it!
MCQUEEN
How'd you like to come and see the
world with me?
MATER
You mean it?
MCQUEEN
You got me into this thing. You're
coming along.
BEGIN MONTAGE:
- IN THE JET, LATER. McQueen and Mater are the only ones
awake, watch an insane Japanese game show.
LUIGI
Guido, look! Ferraris and tires!
Let's go!
MCQUEEN
(IMPRESSED)
Hey, look at this. Okay now Mater,
remember: best behavior.
MATER
You got it, buddy. Hey, what's
that?
MCQUEEN
Mater!
LEWIS HAMILTON
Hey, McQueen, over here!
22.
MCQUEEN
Hey, Jeff. Lewis!
CUT TO:
MATER
Hey! You done good! You got all the
leaves!
JEFF GORVETTE
Check out that tow truck.
LEWIS HAMILTON
I wonder who that guy's with?
MCQUEEN
Will you guys excuse me just for
one little second?
MCQUEEN
Mater, listen. This isn't Radiator
Springs.
MATER
You're just realizing that? Boy,
that jet-lag really done a number
on you.
MCQUEEN
Mater, look -- things are different
over here. Which means maybe you
should, you know, act a little
different too.
MATER
Different than what?
MCQUEEN
Well, just... help me out here,
buddy. I ---
23.
MATER
You need help? Shoot, why didn't
you just say so? That's what a tow
truck does. Hey, looky there, it's
Mr. San Francisco!
MATER
I'll introduce you.
MCQUEEN
Mater, no.
MATER
(already on his way)
Look at me -- I'm helping you
already!
MATER
Hey Mr. San Francisco, I'd like you
to meet ---
FRANCESCO
Lightning McQueen! Buona sera.
MCQUEEN
Nice to meet you, Francesco.
FRANCESCO
Yeah, nice to meet you too. You are
very good-looking. Not as good as I
thought, but you're good.
MATER
(TO FRANCESCO)
Excuse me. Can I get a picture with
you?
FRANCESCO
Anything for McQueen's friend.
MATER
Miss Sally is gonna flip when she
sees this. She's Lightning
McQueen's girlfriend.
FRANCESCO
Oooh.
24.
MATER
She's a big fan of yours.
FRANCESCO
Hey, she has good taste.
MCQUEEN
Mater's prone to exaggeration. I
wouldn't say she's a "big" fan.
MATER
You're right. She's a huge fan. She
goes on and on about your open
wheels here.
MCQUEEN
Mentioning it once doesn't qualify
as going "on and on."
FRANCESCO
Francesco is familiar with this
reaction to Francesco. Women
respect a car that has nothing to
hide.
MCQUEEN
Yeah, uh...
FRANCESCO
Let us have a toast.
MCQUEEN
Let's.
FRANCESCO
(raising a drink)
I dedicate my win tomorrow... to
Miss Sally.
MCQUEEN
Oh, sorry. I already dedicated MY
win tomorrow to her. So if we both
do it, it's really not so special.
Besides, I don't have a drink.
MATER
I'll go get you one. You mind if I
borrow a few bucks for one of them
drinks?
25.
MCQUEEN
(could kill him)
They're free, Mater.
MATER
Free? Well, shoot, what am I doing
here?
MCQUEEN
I should probably go keep an eye on
him. See you at the race.
FRANCESCO
Yes, you will see Francesco. But
not like this.
Francesco does a 180, so his rear end now faces McQueen.
FRANCESCO
You will see him like this, as he
drives away from you.
MCQUEEN
That's cute. So you had one of
those made up for all the racers?
FRANCESCO
No.
MCQUEEN
Okay.
He rolls off.
MCQUEEN
He is so getting beat tomorrow.
VOICE
Ladies and gentlecars... Sir Miles
Axlerod!
MILES AXLEROD
It is my absolute honor to
introduce to you the competitors in
the first-ever World Grand Prix.
From Brazil. Number eight...
HOLLEY
A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia has no
radiator.
FINN
That's because it's air-cooled.
HOLLEY
I'm Agent Shiftwell, Holley
Shiftwell from the Tokyo Station. I
have a message from London.
FINN
Not here.
(LOUDLY)
You must try the canapes on the
mezzanine!
FINN
So the lab boys analyzed the photo
I sent? What did they learn about
the camera?
HOLLEY
It appears to be a standard
television camera. They said if you
could get closer photos next time,
that would be great.
FINN
This was London's message?
27.
HOLLEY
Oh -- no, no. No sir. Um, the oil
platforms you were on? Turns out
they're sitting on the biggest oil
reserve in the world.
FINN
How did we miss that?
HOLLEY
They'd been scrambling everyone's
satellites. The Americans actually
discovered it just before you did.
They placed an agent on that
platform, under deep cover. He was
able to get a photo of the car
who's running the entire operation.
FINN
Who is it? Has anyone seen the
photo yet?
HOLLEY
No, not yet. The American is here
tonight to pass it to you. He'll
signal you when he's ready.
FINN
GOOD ---
FINN
Oh no.
HOLLEY
What is it?
FINN
Change of plan. You're meeting the
American.
HOLLEY
What, me?
28.
FINN
Those thugs down there were on the
oil platform. If they see me, the
whole mission is compromised.
HOLLEY
No, no. I'm technical, you see. I'm
in Diagnostics. I'm not a field
agent.
FINN
You are now.
CUT TO:
MATER
I'll take one of them.
MATER
Never know which one McQueen'll
have a hankering for.
MATER
Hey, what you got here that's free?
How about that pistachio ice cream?
MATER
Oh, same ol', same ol'. What's up
with you? That looks delicious.
MATER
Uh, a little more, please.
It is free, right?
(the chef adds more)
Keep it coming. A little more. Come
on, let's go, it's free! You're
getting there... Scoop scoop!
MATER
There you go. Now THAT's a scoop of
ice cream.
SUSHI CHEF
(in Japanese, subtitles)
My condolences.
CUT BACK TO:
MILES AXLEROD
... and now, our last competitor ---
Number 95, Lightning McQueen!
MCQUEEN
Thank you so much for having us,
Sir Axlerod. I really look forward
to racing. This is a great
opportunity.
MILES AXLEROD
Oh, the pleasure is all ours,
Lightning. You and your team bring
excellence and professionalism to
this competition.
MATER
Somebody get me water!
MATER
(to the crowd)
Whatever you do, do not eat the
free pistachio ice cream. It has
turned!
MCQUEEN
Sir Axlerod, I can explain. This is
Mater.
30.
MILES AXLEROD
I know him. This is the bloke that
called into the television show.
(TO MATER)
You're the one I have to thank.
MATER
No, thank you. This trip's been
amazing.
MILES AXLEROD
(TO MCQUEEN)
He's a little excited, isn't he?
MCQUEEN
Mater!
MATER
But wait, I... oh, shoot.
MCQUEEN
Mater, you have to get a hold of
yourself. You're making a scene.
MATER
But I never leak oil. Never.
MCQUEEN
Go take care of yourself right now.
MATER
(CONFUSED)
What the...
MATER
Sorry ladies!
MATER
I never leak I never leak I never
leak...
MATER
Wowee...
MATER
What in the---
MATER
(GIGGLING)
Hey, that tickles.
ROD REDLINE
Okay, McMissile. I'm here. It's
time for the drop.
GREM and ACER have entered, hesitate briefly when they see
Rod Redline.
HOLLEY
Oh, you've got to be joking.
FINN
What's the problem, Shiftwell?
HOLLEY
He's in the loo.
33.
FINN
So go in!
HOLLEY
I can't just go into the men's loo.
FINN
Time is of the essence, Shiftwell.
--- MATER'S STALL DOOR KICKS OPEN, knocking ACER out. Mater
jumps out, face-to-face GREM.
MATER
(out of breath)
Whatever you do, I would not go in
there.
MATER
A Gremlin and a Pacer!
MATER
(to Grem and Acer)
No offense to your makes and
models, but you guys break down
harder than my cousin Betsy after
she got left at the ---
MATER
(as he's goosed)
--- altar!
MATER
Are you okay?
ROD REDLINE
I'm fine.
34.
GREM
Hey. Tow truck.
GREM
We'd like to get to our private
business here, if you don't mind.
MATER
Oh, yeah. Don't let me get in the
way of your "private business."
Oh! A little advice: When you hear
her giggle and see that waterfall,
you best press that green button.
GREM
Thank you.
MATER
It's to adjust the temperature.
ACER
Got it.
MATER
Remember it's in Celsius, not
Fahrenheit.
MATER
Alright then.
MATER
Excuse me, ma'am.
MATER
(TO HIMSELF)
Dadgum pistachio ice cream.
35.
HOLLEY (INTO RADIO)
This cannot be him.
MATER
(driving off, to himself)
Look out, ladies. Mater's fittin'
to get funky!
HOLLEY
Hello.
MATER
Well, hello.
HOLLEY
A Volkswagen Karmann Ghia has no
radiator.
MATER
Well of course it doesn't. That's
`cause it's air-cooled!
HOLLEY
(RELIEVED)
Perfect. I'm from the Tokyo Station
OF THE---
MATER
Course, Karmann Ghia's weren't the
only ones. Besides the Beetles you
had your Type-3 Squarebacks, with
the pancake motors...
HOLLEY
Yeah. Okay, I get it---
MATER
... And before both of them,
there's the Type-2 buses - my buddy
Fillmore's one of them.
36.
HOLLEY
Listen! We should find somewhere
more private.
MATER
Uh, gee. Don't you think that's a
little, uh ---
HOLLEY
(NERVOUS ENERGY)
You're right. Impossible to know
which areas here are compromised.
So, when can I see you again?
MATER
Well, let's see. Tomorrow I'll be
out there at the races.
HOLLEY
Got it. We'll rendezvous then.
MCQUEEN
There you are. Where have you been?
MATER
What's a rendezvous?
LUIGI
It's like a date.
MATER
A date?!
MCQUEEN
Mater, what's going on?
MATER
Well, what's going on is I've got
me a date tomorrow.
LUIGI
Guido don't believe you.
MATER
Well, believe it. My new girlfriend
just said so. Hey, there she is.
MATER
(YELLING)
Hey! Hey lady!
Holley, caught in plain view, DRIVES OFF.
MATER
See ya tomorrow!
LUIGI
Guido still don't believe you.
Rod Redline dangles from a car magnet. He's been beaten up,
clings to consciousness.
GREM (O.S.)
I gotta admit ---
GREM
--- you tricked us real good.
ACER
And we don't like being tricked.
ACER
Hey, what's so funny?
ROD REDLINE
Well, you know, I was just wearing
a disguise. You guys are stuck
looking like that.
This doesn't help him. They DROP HIM onto a TREADMILL, lock
him down. A container is wheeled forward and Rod is plied
with Allinol brand gasoline.
ROD REDLINE
Allinol? Thanks, fellas. I hear
this stuff is good for you.
38.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Allinol by itself is good for you.
Zundapp hits a button and the TREADMILL starts Rod's wheels
spinning at a high rate of speed.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
But after microscopic examination,
I have found that it has one small
weakness. When hit with an
electromagnetic pulse, it becomes
extremely dangerous.
GREM
SMILE ---
Grem pushes a World Grand Prix CAMERA - the same one that
was in the box back at the oil derrick. He points it at Rod
Redline.
GREM
--- for the camera.
ROD REDLINE
Is that all you want? I got a whole
act.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
You were very interested in this
camera on the oil platform. Now you
will witness what it really does.
ROD REDLINE
Whatever you say, Professor.
ACER
You talked up a lot of cars last
night. Which one's your associate?
ROD REDLINE
Your mother. Oh no, I'm sorry. It
was your sister. You know, I can't
tell them apart these days.
39.
GREM
(HAD ENOUGH)
Could I start it now, Professor?
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Fifty percent power.
(to Rod Redline)
This camera is actually an
electromagnetic pulse emitter.
ACER
(re: a girl on the TV)
What about her? Did you give it to
her?
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
The Allinol is now heating to a
boil, dramatically expanding,
causing the engine block to crack
under the stress, forcing oil into
the combustion chamber.
ACER
(re: a guy on the TV)
How about him? You talk to him?
ROD REDLINE
(to Professor Zundapp)
What do I care? I can replace an
engine block.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
You may be able to, but after full
impact of the pulse, unfortunately,
there will be nothing to replace.
ACER
How about him? Does he have it?
Rod Redline, seeing this, does the world's most subtle double
take. We caught it, but there's no way anyone else in the
room could have ---
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
That's him. He's the one.
GREM
Roger that, Professor Z.
40.
ROD REDLINE
No!
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
The project is still on schedule.
You will find this second agent ---
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
--- and kill him.
BRENT MUSTANGBURGER
I'm Brent Mustangburger, here with
racing legends Darrell Cartrip and
David Hobbscap. There's never been
a competition like this before.
DAVID HOBBSCAP
Really, Darrell, I think you need
to clean your windshield. You're
clearly not seeing this for what it
is: Francesco's race to lose.
MCQUEEN
(TO HIMSELF)
Speed. I am speed.
FRANCESCO
Really? You are "speed"? Then
Francesco is triple speed.
(closes his eyes)
Francesco. Is. Triple speed.
Francesco likes this, McQueen. It's
really getting him into the zone!
MCQUEEN
He is so getting beat today.
SARGE
His suspension stats look good.
LUIGI
Tire pressure is excellent.
FILLMORE
He's got plenty of fuel.
MATER
And he's awesome!
CUT TO:
HOLLEY
Why is he in the pits? He's so
exposed.
FINN
It's his cover. One of the best
I've seen, too. Look at the detail
on that rust. It must have cost him
a fortune.
HOLLEY
But why hasn't he contacted us yet?
FINN
There's probably heat on him. Be
patient.
HOLLEY
Right, of course. He'll signal us
when he can.
FINN
And then we find out who's behind
all this.
MATER
McQueen! It's time to make your
move. Get on the outside and show
'em what Doc done taught you.
ON THE TRACK - Francesco hits the dirt section and loses all
control. He SLAMS to a halt, his tires getting no traction.
MCQUEEN
Nice call, Mater. Keep it up!
McQueen now leads the pack, zooming out of the dirt now
starting to relax.
DARRELL CARTRIP (V.O.)
Who-hoo! Man, McQueen looks happier
than a rollbar at a demolition
derby!
--- A ROOFTOP, and a VIEW THROUGH THE WGP CAMERA LENS. Grem
and Acer are manning this one. They focus it on the racers as
they approach.
GREM
Roger that.
GREM
You gotta be kidding me.
ACER
What is it?
GREM
It's that tow truck from the
bathroom.
ACER
The one from the bathroom?
GREM
Yeah, the one the American Agent
passed the device to.
ACER
What about him?
GREM
What about him? He's in the pits!
46.
ACER
Not for long.
HOLLEY
Hold on. I think I've got
something.
FINN
What is it?
HOLLEY
The Pacer from the party last
night.
HOLLEY
Cross-referencing with the photos
from the oil derricks... Yep. His
VIN numbers match.
FINN
Anyone with him? He won't be alone.
HOLLEY
Conducting analysis on the target.
The computer finds more and more bad guy Pacers and Gremlins
are in the crowd.
HOLLEY
He's not the only one here.
Three... five... they're
everywhere. And they're all closing
in on... oh no.
HOLLEY
Finn? Finn, where are you?
MATER
Wow! Some of them fellers is really
loud.
MATER
Uh, what?
Mater realizes this girl has somehow broken into his radio.
MCQUEEN
Guys, a little too much chatter.
Let's keep this line clear.
MATER
Is there gonna be cable where you
is so I can watch the rest of the
race?
ON HOLLEY - Watching from the downtown building.
HOLLEY
(TO FINN)
I'm trying.
(TO MATER)
Get out now!
MATER
Well, all right but I usually like
to have a proper detailing done
before I meet a lady friend.
ACER
Finn McMissile? But you're dead!
FINN
Then this shouldn't hurt at all.
FINN
Miss Shiftwell?
MATER
Hey, new lady friend? You like
flowers?
MCQUEEN
What?
MATER
Stay outside. Gotcha.
ON THE TRACK
MCQUEEN
Outside?
FRANCESCO
Grazie and arrivaderci!
ACER
This time I'm gonna make sure you
stay dead.
MATER
What's that? You want me to head
toward that ruckus?
MATER
Wow! A live karate demonstration!
MCQUEEN
Stop it, Mater. Just sign off.
MATER
Hey, where'd he go?
MATER
Dadgum, did I miss our date?
DARRELL CARTRIP
Francesco, over here! Hey, what was
your strategy today?
FRANCESCO
Strategia? Francesco needs no
strategy, it's very simple. You
start the race, wait for Lightning
McQueen to choke, pass him, then
win. Francesco always wins. It's
boring.
DARRELL CARTRIP
(TO FRANCESCO)
I gotta tell you, dude. You were in
trouble for awhile. That dirt track
section had you crawling!
FRANCESCO
To truly crush one's dream, you
must first raise their hopes very
high.
MCQUEEN
Mater.
MATER
Hey McQueen! What happened? Is the
race over? You won, right?
MCQUEEN
Mater, why were you yelling things
at me while I was racing?
MATER
Yelling? Oh, you thought... that's
funny right there. Nah, see that's
`cause I seen these two fellers
doing some sort of karate street
performance. It was nutso. One of
them even had a flamethrower ---
MCQUEEN
A flamethrower? What are you
talking about? I don't understand.
Where were you?
MATER
Going to meet my date.
MCQUEEN
Your date?
MATER
She started talking to me as a
voice in my head, telling me where
to go ---
MCQUEEN
What?
MATER
Wait a minute -- I didn't screw you
up, did I?
MCQUEEN
I lost the race because of you!
MATER
Well, I'm sorry. I didn't mean ---
MCQUEEN
An imaginary girlfriend,
flamethrowers. This is exactly why
I don't bring you along to these
things.
53.
MATER
Maybe if I, I don't know, talked to
somebody and explained what
happened I could help.
MCQUEEN
I don't need your help. I don't
want your help.
PRESS (O.S.)
Hey, there he is!!
PRESS
- McQueen, you had it in the bag!
- Yeah, what happened?
MCQUEEN
I made a mistake. But I can assure
you, it won't happen again.
MCQUEEN
Look, guys. We know what the
problem is and we've taken care of
it.
SMASH TO:
BRENT MUSTANGBURGER
Lightning McQueen loses in the last
lap to Francesco Bernoulli in the
first race of the World Grand Prix
and three, count em, three cars
flamed out leading some to suggest
that their fuel, Allinol, might be
to blame.
MILES AXLEROD
Allinol is safe! Alternative fuel
is safe! There is no way my fuel
caused these cars to flame out!
54.
DARRELL CARTRIP
Well the jury may still be out on
whether Allinol caused these
accidents, but one thing's for
sure: Lightning McQueen blew this
race.
BRENT MUSTANGBURGER
Team McQueen can't be happy right
now.
SECURITY CAR
(in Japanese and English)
Come with me please, sir.
MATER
But I'm gonna miss my plane.
SECURITY CAR
Right this way.
MATER
Doggone it. This is about my hook,
isn't it? I know I should've
checked it, but I can't really,
look -- it's attached to me.
MATER
Hey, I know you. You're that feller
from the karate demonstration.
FINN
I never properly introduced myself.
Finn McMissile. British
Intelligence.
MATER
Tow Mater. Average intelligence.
FINN
Who are you with? FBI, CIA?
MATER
Let's just say I'm triple-A
affiliated. You know, I know some
karate. I don't wanna brag or
nothing, but I've got me a black
fan belt.
MATER
Hey, you wanna see some moves I
made up?
FINN
You're being followed.
MATER
This first one I can reach into a
car's hood, pull out his battery,
and show it to him before he
stalls. I call it, "What I
accidentally did to my friend Luigi
once."
56.
Mater does his best (worst) karate moves as Acer and Grem
turn the corner.
GREM
There he is!
MATER
(eyes the clock)
Look, I probably ought to go. I'm
about to miss my flight.
FINN
Don't worry.
FINN
I've taken care of that. Hang on.
Finn pulls Mater down HARD onto the tarmac, towing him away
from the terminal.
MATER
This is First Class service. You
don't even have to go through the
terminal.
MATER
(TO FINN)
Your karate partners are back here.
They kinda look like they're trying
to catch up!
FINN
Drive forward. Whatever you do,
don't stop.
MATER
(only hearing this)
Is everything okay back there?
SIDDELEY (O.S.)
Finn, it's Sid. I'm on approach.
MATER
(TO FINN)
You remember that whole thing about
me not stopping no matter what?
MATER
I knew I should've done carry-on!
FINN
(TO SIDDELEY)
Thanks, old boy!
MATER
Hey, doggone it. It's my imaginary
girlfriend!
HOLLEY
Come on! Get in here!
58.
MATER
(TO HOLLEY)
Boy I tell you what, you really do
want this first date, don't ya?
That's a no-quit attitude right
there.
FINN
Hold on, Sid!
SIDDELEY
Finn, it's now or never!
Finn BRAKES, 180s and grabs the ramp just as Siddeley gets
air.
SIDDELEY
Hold on!
Mater, the only thing not in the jet, dangles and recedes
from our view as Siddeley climbs toward the clouds. As he's
PULLED in through the back hatch:
MATER (V.O.)
By the time you read this, I will
be safely on an airplane, flying
home.
MCQUEEN
"I'm so sorry for what I did. I
don't want to be the cause of you
losing any more races. I want you
to go prove to the world what I
already know - that you are the
greatest race car in the whole wide
world. Your best friend, Mater."
MCQUEEN
I didn't really want him to leave.
LUIGI
Wait, there's more here.
(READS)
"P.S. Please tell the hotel I
didn't mean to order that movie. I
thought it was just a preview and I
didn't realize I was paying for it.
P.P.S... That's funny right there --
PP."
(to the others)
There's a few more pages of P.S.'s
here.
MCQUEEN
(TURNING BACK)
Well, at least I know if he's at
home he'll be safe.
FINN
Now that's how I like to start the
day! You never feel more alive than
when you're almost dead.
HOLLEY
(SCANNING MATER)
I hope that device didn't fall off.
MATER
That's the closest I ever been to
missing my flight! That was ---
60.
With a ROBOTIC ARM, Holley grabs the THE DEVICE that Rod
Redline hid under Mater. She yanks it out with a GOOSE.
MATER
(JUMPS)
Yow!
HOLLEY
Still in one piece, great.
MATER
I gotta go to a doctor. I keep
getting these sharp pains in my
undercarriage.
HOLLEY
Downloading the photo now.
MATER
Hey, lemme introduce you two.
(TO HOLLEY)
This here is Finn McSomething-or-
other. He's a First Class VIP
airport whatchamacallit. And Finn,
this here's my date.
(TO HOLLEY)
I never did get your name.
HOLLEY
Oh yes, sorry. It's Shiftwell.
Holley Shiftwell.
MATER
(TO FINN)
It's Shiftwell. Holley ---
FINN
Finally. Time to see who's behind
all this.
HOLLEY
(to Mater, expectantly)
What is this?
61.
MATER
Well, that's one of the worst
engines ever made. It's an old
aluminum V8 with a Lucas electrical
system and Whitworth bolts. Shoot,
them Whitworth bolts is a pain,
tell you what. Them ain't metric,
they ain't inches...
HOLLEY
Yes, OK, right. But who's engine is
this, Mater?
MATER
Well, it's kinda hard to tell from
this picture, ain't it?
HOLLEY
But you're the one who took it.
FINN
Holley.
HOLLEY
Oh, right. Yes, of course. "A good
agent gets what he can, then gets
out before he's killed." Sorry.
MATER
Agent? You mean like insurance
agent, like,
(SINGS)
`Like a good neighbor, Mater is
there'? Wait, you mean secret
agents. You guys is spies!
FINN
Holley, in how many makes and
models did this type of engine
appear?
HOLLEY
It was standard in seven models
over a 12-year period. At least
35,000 cars were made with this
engine.
MATER
You're pretty.
62.
HOLLEY
(ANNOYED)
Yes, alright. Thank you.
MATER
And so nice.
HOLLEY
Just pay attention.
She moves the engine photo so it's now blocking Mater again.
FINN
This seems like a dead end. If
there were something in the photo
that could narrow this down a bit
I'd be a lot happier.
MATER
You might not be happy, but I bet
this feller is. See how he's had
most of his parts replaced? And see
all them boxes over there? Them's
all original parts. They ain't easy
to come by.
HOLLEY
Rare parts.
FINN
That's something we can track.
HOLLEY
Exactly!
Holley drops her screen down.
FINN
Well done, Mater! I would never
have seen that.
(TO HOLLEY)
I know of a black-market parts
dealer in Paris, a treacherous
lowlife. But, he's the only car in
the world who can tell us whose
engine this is. Mater, what would
you say to setting up an informal
task force on this one?
MATER
Wait, what?
63.
FINN
You obviously have plenty of
experience in the field.
MATER
Well yeah I live right next to one.
(thinks about it)
I don't know, Finn. I ain't exactly
been much help to anybody recently.
FINN
You're helping me. Please, Mater.
MATER
Well, okay. But you know I'm just a
tow truck, right?
FINN
Right. And I'm just in the
import/export business. Siddeley?
SIDDELEY
Yes, Finn?
FINN
Paris. Tout de suite.
MATER
Yeah, two of them sweets for me
too, Sid!
(TO HOLLEY)
You know, I always wanted to be a
spy.
HOLLEY
(SMILING SWEETLY)
Really? Me too.
SIDDELEY
Afterburners, sir?
FINN
Is there any other way?
FINN
(TO HOLLEY)
Once we're inside, stay close.
Don't bother checking VIN numbers
for criminal records, they're all
dodgy here.
HOLLEY
No VIN scans. Got it.
FINN
Don't talk to anyone. Don't look at
anyone. And absolutely, positively
no idling. Are we clear?
HOLLEY
Yes, right. No idling. Yes, sir.
FINN
Mater?
MATER
Yeah, Finn?
FINN
We're not here to go shopping.
MATER
Shopping? What do you mean? Why
would I ---
Mater turns the corner and enters a massive Les Halles-
inspired Parisian market filled with car parts. A tow truck's
dream.
MATER
Dadgum.
MERCHANTS
- Parts for sale, Monsieur!
- Monsieur! Parts for sale!
65.
MATER
You gotta be kidding me - they've
got everything here. Look at them
hoods! I could use a hood.
MATER
Sorry fellers, I gotta go.
MATER
Excuse me. What are you selling?
FINN
There you are.
MATER
Man, there are some great ---
FINN
Mater, get back!
Too late. Tomber sees Mater, then notices FINN, reflected in
a hubcap. He BOLTS. Finn and Holley give chase.
MATER
Hey, wait for me!
FINN
(TO HOLLEY)
Have you lost your mind?!
HOLLEY
But I thought ---
FINN
Mater! This chap needs a tow. Hook
him up.
MATER
Sure thing.
CUT TO:
TOMBER
You rusty piece of junk, get your
dirty hook off me!
FINN
(to the cars)
Allez! Maintenant - vite!
TOMBER
(TO FINN)
Electroshock! Are you kidding me??
FINN
Easy, Tomber. This is her first
field assignment - she didn't know
you were my informant.
HOLLEY
Informant?
67.
TOMBER
A rookie, eh? I never liked new car-
smell.
FINN
Tomber was doing 20 to life in a
Moroccan impound the first time I
saved him, if I recall correctly.
TOMBER
Speaking of recalls, you're getting
up there in mileage aren't you,
Finn?
HOLLEY
Alright, we get it. You both know
each other, you're both old. So.
HOLLEY
There you go, informant. Inform us.
TOMBER
That is the worst motor ever made.
TOMBER
Wait. That oil filter... those
wheel bearings.
FINN
Do those parts look familiar,
Tomber?
TOMBER
They should. I sold them.
HOLLEY
To whom?
TOMBER
No idea. He's my best customer, but
he always does his business over
the phone. I was always wondering
why he needs so many parts. Now I
know.
68.
MATER
Well, a lemon needs parts. Ain't
nothing truer than that.
FINN
"Lemon?"
MATER
Yeah, you know. Cars that don't
ever work right. Lemons is a tow
truck's bread and butter. Like them
Gremlins and Pacers we run into at
the party and the race and the
airport.
FINN
Holley, pull up the pictures from
the oil platform. I want to know
what other type of cars were out
there.
HOLLEY
Right. Let's see. There were Hugos.
And Trunkovs.
FINN
Mater, are these cars considered
lemons?
MATER
Is the Popemobile Catholic?
HOLLEY
Finn. Everyone involved in this
plot is one of history's biggest
loser cars.
FINN
And they're all taking their orders
from the car behind this engine.
TOMBER
This explains it!
FINN
What, Tomber?
69.
TOMBER
Gremlin, Pacer, Hugo and Trunkovs
never get together. But they're
having a secret meeting in two
days.
FINN
Where's this meeting taking place?
TOMBER
Porto Corsa, Italy.
MATER
That's where the next race is!
FINN
Then there's a good chance our
mystery engine will be there too.
TOMBER
Your chances are more than good. I
just sent him a new clutch assembly
yesterday... to Porto Corsa.
FINN
Holley, contact Stephenson and have
him meet us at Gare de Lyon. Good
work.
MATER (O.S.)
Boy, I'll tell you what. That three-
wheeled feller had to be right
about a big meeting.
MATER
You never see this many lemons in
one town. Unless there's a swap
meet, or something.
(TO HOLLEY)
(MORE)
70.
MATER (CONT'D)
Hey, how'd you get all them
pictures?
HOLLEY
Well, I remotely reprogrammed Porto
Corsa's red light cameras to do
recognition scans.
MATER
Wow, not only is you the prettiest
car I ever met, but you the
smartest too.
HOLLEY
Thank you. I think.
MATER
That's a familiar sight.
MATER
A Hugo being towed. But he looks
absolutely perfect.
FINN
Of course. They must be the heads
of the lemon families.
MATER
Makes sense. If I was rich and
broke down every day, I'd hire me
to tow me around all the time too.
FINN
We've got to infiltrate that
meeting. It's the only way to find
out who's behind all this.
HOLLEY
(EYEING MATER)
Hang on a minute.
MATER
What?
HOLLEY
Hold still.
MATER
Ahh!
71.
HOLLEY
Thank you, Finn.
MATER
Boy, I sure wish my friends could
see me now.
LUIGI
Guido, your eyes do not deceive
you. We are in Italy. We are home!
FILLMORE
Hey, Luigi. Which way to the hotel,
man?
LUIGI
What? No friends of mine will stay
in a hotel in my village. You will
stay with my --- Uncle Topolino!
SARGE
How do they do it? These are the
same ingredients as back home, but
it tastes so good.
72.
FILLMORE
It's organic, man.
SARGE
Tree hugger.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
You look so down, so low. Is like
you have flat tires.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
She said you look like you're
starving. That she's going to make
you a big meal, and fatten you up.
MCQUEEN
No, Mama Topolino, please. You
don't need to make a fuss!
UNCLE TOPOLINO
Capisco. I understand. Is a
problem, yes? Between you and a
friend?
MCQUEEN
How'd you know that?
UNCLE TOPOLINO
A wise car hears one word and
understands two.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
That, and Luigi told me. While Mama
cooks, come and take a stroll with
me.
MCQUEEN
I brought my friend Mater along on
the trip. And I told him he needed
to act different, that we weren't
in Radiator Springs.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
This Mater. He's a close friend?
MCQUEEN
He's my best friend.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
Then why would you ask him to be
someone else?
MCQUEEN
What did I do? I said some things
during our fight...
UNCLE TOPOLINO
You know, back when Guido and Luigi
used to work for me, they would
fight over everything.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
They fight over what Ferrari was
the best Ferrari; which one of
them look more like a Ferrari...
There were even some non-Ferrari
fights.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
So I tell them, va bene. It's okay
to fight. Everybody fights now and
then, especially best friends.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
But you gotta make up fast.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
No fight more important than
friendship.
74.
Guido and Luigi now dance together with the girl and her
friend who has just arrived. All having a great time. They
dance past us, crossing in front of MCQUEEN AND UNCLE
TOPOLINO. We STAY WITH them.
UNCLE TOPOLINO
Chi trova un'amico, trova un
tesoro.
MCQUEEN
What does that mean?
MAMA TOPOLINO
(ARRIVING)
Whoever find a friend, find a
treasure.
MAMA TOPOLINO
Now, mangia! Eat!
STEPHENSON
Finn, one hour to Porto Corsa.
FINN
Thank you, Stephenson.
HOLLEY
That should just about do it.
FINN
Perfect.
HOLLEY
So Mater, it's voice-activated. But
you know, everything's voice-
activated these days.
75.
MATER
What? I thought you was supposed to
be making me a disguise.
MATER'S COMPUTER
Voice recognized. Disguise Program
Initiated.
MATER
Cool! Hey, computer. Make me a
German truck!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
MATER
Check it out. I'm wearing
Materhosen. Make me a monster
truck!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
MATER
(ALA DRACULA)
I vant to siphon your gas. Now make
me a taco truck!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
MATER
A funny car!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
FINN
The idea is to keep a low profile,
Mater.
MATER
So I just go in, pretend to be this
truck.
FINN
And leave the rest to us.
HOLLEY
Now hold still.
HOLLEY
I have to do the final fitting on
your disguise.
MATER
Hey, what are you doing?
HOLLEY
The disguise won't calibrate
effectively without a smooth
surface to graft onto.
MATER
Oh. For a second there I thought
you was trying to fix my dents.
HOLLEY
I was.
MATER
Well then no thank you. I don't get
them dents buffed, pulled, filled
or painted by nobody. They're way
too valuable.
HOLLEY
Your dents are valuable?
MATER
I come by each one of them with my
best friend Lightning McQueen.
(MORE)
77.
MATER (CONT'D)
I don't fix these. I want to
remember these dents forever.
HOLLEY
So you were being serious in Paris?
McQueen isn't just part of your
cover?
FINN
Friendships can be dangerous in our
line of work, Mater.
MATER
But my line of work is towing and
salvage.
FINN
Right. And Miss Shiftwell's is
designing iPhone apps.
MATER
No, I meant for real. I ---
HOLLEY
It's okay. Say no more. I'll work
around the dent.
FINN
In the meantime...
FINN
You look a little light on weapons.
BRENT MUSTANGBURGER
The big news continues to be
Allinol. Sir Miles Axlerod spoke to
the press earlier today to answer
questions about its safety.
MILES AXLEROD
An independent panel of scientists
has determined that Allinol is
completely safe. Okay? Safe! There
it is.
BRENT MUSTANGBURGER
So the race will go on, folks.
DARRELL CARTRIP
But the question everyone is
asking: Will the real Lightning
McQueen show up today?
The Italian crowd roars and chants for their hometown hero.
FRANCESCO
(to the crowd)
Bellissima! Thank you for your
support.
(TO MCQUEEN)
And your big mistake, McQueen!
LUIGI
McQueen? Is everything okay?
FILLMORE
If you're worried about your fuel,
man, don't. It's perfectly safe.
MCQUEEN
No, guys, I just really wish Mater
were here.
FRANCESCO (O.S.)
Francesco understands, McQueen.
MCQUEEN
Oh, great. Here it comes. What've
you got, Francesco?
FRANCESCO
For famous race cars like Francesco
and well... you, to be far away
from home is not easy.
MCQUEEN
I think you forgot the insulting
part of that insult.
FRANCESCO
Is no insult. When Francesco is
away from home, he misses his mama
just like you miss your tow truck
amico.
MCQUEEN
Gee, I maybe misjudged you, because
that's exactly how I ---
FRANCESCO
Of course, I am at home. And my
mama is right here.
FRANCESCO
(YELLS)
Mama! Don't worry, Mama!
(MORE)
81.
FRANCESCO (CONT'D)
McQueen is very sad! I will beat
his cry-baby bottom today!
MCQUEEN
And there's the insult we were
missing. Grazie!
SHOTS of the racers making the first few turns through the
city streets. We PAN to the CASINO DI PORTO CORSA. The Beaux
Arts-style architecture towers atop a hill, overlooks the
course.
ALEXANDER HUGO
Gremlins. Man, those are some ugly
cars. Look like someone stole their
trunks.
HOLLEY
Scusatemi, tutti! Signori!
HOLLEY
Mio nonno, my grandfather, has
broken down. If one of you would
help I would be so thankful.
IVAN, AN EASTERN EUROPEAN TOW TRUCK (the one Holley and Finn
prepped Mater to impersonate), drives forward.
ANOTHER HUGO
She was talking to me, Ivan.
82.
HOLLEY
No, no, don't fight over me.
HOLLEY
Signore Tow Truck, per favore?
CUT TO:
FINN (V.O.)
Get ready, Mater.
CUT TO:
FINN
You're on any moment now.
CUT BACK TO:
MATER
I don't know about this, Finn.
What if I screw things up?
MATER
It's just that them guys look
pretty tough and --- Wait, did you
say "idiot"? Is that how you see
me?
While Finn talks, Mater takes this in. He catches his own
reflection in a nearby window. Seems to be seeing himself
with new eyes.
83.
HOLLEY
Why aren't you in disguise?
MATER
I, uh---
HOLLEY
Come on, there's no time. Go!
MATER
Okay, okay. Computer: disguise.
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
ALEXANDER HUGO
It's the boss! He is coming!
The carrier parks and the back opens. VICTOR HUGO waits.
VICTOR HUGO
Ivan!
VICTOR HUGO
Ivan, why do you insult me so by
making me wait?
Mater, now with Victor hooked, tows him in the front doors of
the casino.
ON FINN - now joined in the cafe by Holley who monitors
everything and SEES EVERYTHING MATER SEES on her display.
HOLLEY
He's in.
Cars play craps with FUZZY DICE; slot machines with odometers
for jackpot numbers; cigarette girls sell car items.
MATER
(WIDE-EYED)
Wow, this place looks like it's
made out of gold.
MATER
Why is that? What do you mean don't
talk to you?
(more talking from Holley
which we cannot hear)
So you want me to stop talking to
you. Right now?
ALEXANDER HUGO
You are acting strange today, Ivan.
MATER
I have no idea what you're talking
about...
MATER
Hey, you got a lot of aka's, Alex.
But I guess that makes sense
seeings how you's wanted in France,
Germany, the Czech Republic...
HOLLEY
(cutting in to his
DISPLAY)
Mater! Stop it!
ALEXANDER HUGO
Okay, okay. Keep your voice down.
You're gonna make me arrested.
(to the other Hugos)
Don't mess with Ivan today. He's in
a bad mood.
FINN
He's so good.
Mater tows Victor inside a private room, where inside are the
WORLD'S WORST CARS including VLADMIR TRUNKOV, TUBBS PACER and
J. CURBY GREMLIN.
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
Victor!
TUBBS PACER
Hey, Victor!
J. CURBY GREMLIN
There you are.
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
Come in, come in.
J. CURBY GREMLIN
Victor Hugo. I'm J. Curby Gremlin,
from Detroit. It's good to see you.
Now we can start.
VICTOR HUGO
Is the big boss here yet?
86.
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
No, not yet.
TUBBS PACER
He's supposed to be here any
minute.
FINN
Here we go.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Guten Tag!
TUBBS PACER
It's just the Professor.
VICTOR HUGO
Zundapp, when is he coming?
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
He's already here.
VOICE
Welcome, everyone.
ENGINE VOICE
I wish I could be with you on this
very special day but... my clutch
assembly broke. You know how it is.
The Lemons all nod in understanding.
87.
TUBBS PACER
Been there.
J. CURBY GREMLIN
Forget about it.
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
We know how you feel.
EXT. CASINO
FINN
Descramble that voice!
HOLLEY
(already on it)
I'm trying... It's too
sophisticated!
ENGINE VOICE
We are here to celebrate. Today all
your hard work pays off. The world
turned their backs on cars like us.
They stopped manufacturing us,
stopped making our parts. The only
thing they haven't stopped doing is
laughing at us. They've called us
terrible names...
On VICTOR HUGO.
ENGINE VOICE
Jalopy. Rustbucket.
On TUBBS PACER.
ENGINE VOICE
Heap. Clunker.
On J. CURBY GREMLIN:
ENGINE VOICE
Junker, beater, wreck.
On ZUNDAPP.
ENGINE VOICE
Rattletrap.
ENGINE VOICE
...that all ends.
FINN
What just happened?
HOLLEY
(analyzing the data)
I'm working on it.
ENGINE VOICE
They laughed at us. But now it's
our turn to laugh back.
EXT. CASINO
FINN
Holley?
HOLLEY
I'm detecting an extremely strong
electromagnetic pulse.
--- a WGP CAMERA, which Grem and Acer have pointed at the
racers from a tower position.
HOLLEY
Finn, it's the camera!
FINN
Where?
HOLLEY
On the tower.
The video screens are now filled with ONE IMAGE - of the OIL
PLATFORMS in the Pacific from the beginning of the movie.
90.
ENGINE VOICE
And we, the owners of the world's
largest untapped oil reserve, will
become the most powerful cars in
the world!
EXT. STREETS OF PORTO CORSA - CONTINUOUS
FINN
Get out of the way! Andate!
ENGINE VOICE
They will come to us and they will
have no choice, `cause they will
need us.
ACER
(TO FINN)
We figured you might stop by.
Grem and Acer turn back to the camera. They line up Shu
Todoroki, who's a bit further along now.
FINN
No!
ENGINE VOICE
Long live Lemons!
91.
Shu takes down three more cars with him and others follow
suit. It's a nightmare pileup.
HOLLEY
Finn.
MCQUEEN
Yeah!
FRANCESCO
Dah! This is impossible!
MCQUEEN
That's what I'm talking about.
Kachow! Hey, where are all the
other cars?
FRANCESCO
What is going on?
MCQUEEN
(REALIZES)
Oh no.
CUT TO:
BRENT MUSTANGBURGER
Sir Axlerod! Is the final race in
London still going to take place?
J. CURBY GREMLIN
I can't believe this is really
happening.
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
Shh, quiet!
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
Here it comes.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
A toast! To the death of Allinol
and alternative fuel forever!
HOLLEY
Mater. Abort the mission. They've
got Finn. Get out of there. Get out
of there right now!
Her escape is now blocked by the same HUGO THUGS she tricked
before. Another vehicle appears BEHIND HER, LOOMS.
IVAN THE TOW TRUCK
How is your grandfather?
ALEXANDER HUGO
Isn't this a great party, Ivan?
MATER
Oh yeah, it's unbelievable.
ALEXANDER HUGO
You are not leaving, are you?
MATER
Uh, of course I ain't leavin'.
MCQUEEN (O.S.)
I'm just in shock like everybody...
MATER
McQueen?
LEMONHEADS
- What?! - Did he just say
Allinol? After today?
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Yes, sir. Of course.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Allinol must be finished for good.
McQueen cannot win the last race.
Lightning McQueen must be killed.
MATER
No!
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
It's the American spy!
95.
MATER
Dadgum.
MATER'S COMPUTER
"Gatling gun" request acknowledged.
MATER
Shoot. I didn't mean ---
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
Get down!
MATER
Whoa!!
The Lemons and Lemonheads hit the deck and RETURN FIRE ---
Mater is THROWN BACKWARD by the force of the guns, back
through some double doors and onto a BALCONY.
MATER
Wait wait! I didn't mean that kind
of shoot!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Correction acknowledged. Deploying
chute.
MATER
McQueen!
ITALIAN MOTORBOAT
Aspetti!
MATER
Lemme through! Lemme through!
MATER
(TO SECURITY)
You gotta let me in! I gotta get
through to warn McQueen!
ITALIAN SECURITY #1
You cannot come through here. Back
up, signore.
ITALIAN SECURITY #2
(into a walkie-talkie)
We have a lunatic at Gate Nove.
MATER
No, listen! I was disguised as a
tow truck to infiltrate this
Lemonhead meeting and my weapons
system misinterperated what I was
SAYING ---
ITALIAN SECURITY #2
I repeat. Lunatic at Gate Nove.
MATER
McQueen! McQueen!
JUST OFF THE PRESS STAGE - McQueen is led toward the exit.
PRESS LIAISON
Right this way, signore.
97.
MATER (O.S.)
(DISTANT)
McQueen!
MCQUEEN
Mater?
MATER
McQueen!
ITALIAN SECURITY #1
Back up, sir. Stop moving! Stop!
Mater head fakes them and pushes through, into the crowd ---
ITALIAN SECURITY #1
Oy! Stop! Ferma li!
IN THE CROWD - Mater shoves his way through. He's still far
in the back.
MATER
McQueen!
ON MCQUEEN
MCQUEEN
That really sounded like Mater.
Mater?
PRESS LIAISON
(TO MCQUEEN)
Signore...
MATER
McQueen, they're gonna kill you!!
MCQUEEN
Mater?!
MCQUEEN
Excuse me.
PRESS LIAISON
No, no, where are you going?
Please, Mr. McQueen!
MCQUEEN
Scusi. Mater! Scusi...
MCQUEEN
Mater, I'm so glad to see you. I'm
so sorr ---
It's NOT MATER. It's IVAN, the Hugo Thug's tow truck.
MCQUEEN
(CONFUSED)
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought I heard---
MCQUEEN
What? Oh. I mean, thanks.
PRESS LIAISON
Right this way, signore ---
Now the Press Liaison and his assistants are pushing McQueen
back in the other direction ---
MCQUEEN
(as he's pulled away)
I really thought I heard my friend.
MCQUEEN
Wait, what?
PRESS LIAISON
Please, the world press is waiting.
You come with me, please.
--- just as Mater, now BOUND and with HIS MOUTH TAPED, is
pulled away and thrown into the back of a transport vehicle.
He lands hard on his side, spits out his TAPE.
MATER
Let me go!
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
You actually care about that race
car. A pity you didn't warn him in
time.
On MATER as the knockout gas works its magic. HIS EYES CLOSE.
CUT TO:
BLACK SCREEN.
MATER (V.O.)
Idiot? Is that how you see me?
FINN (V.O.)
That's how everyone sees you. I
tell you, that's the genius of it.
MATER
Domo arigato!
MATER
You done good! You got all the
leaves!
JEFF GORVETTE
Check out that tow truck.
LEWIS HAMILTON
I wonder who that guy's with?
MCQUEEN
(HUMILIATED)
Will you guys excuse me just for
one little second?
MATER
Now that's a scoop of ice cream!
Mater swallows the wasabi with one big bite. He SCREAMS! The
sushi bar patrons blanch with revulsion at his wail.
- ON THE FOUNTAIN, as Mater peels into full view of everyone
else at the party. As Mater laps up water from a fountain:
MCQUEEN
(EMBARRASSED)
Mater?!
101.
MATER
I never leak oil. Never.
MCQUEEN
Mater, you have to get a hold of
yourself. You're making a scene!
MATER
Wait a minute. I didn't screw you
up, did I?
MCQUEEN
I lost the race because of you!
MATER
Maybe if I talked to somebody, or---
MCQUEEN
I don't need your help. I don't
want your help!
MATER
Bang a gong, get it on!
GONNNNNNG!!! ---
MCQUEEN
Listen, this isn't Radiator
Springs. This is exactly why I
don't bring you along to these
things!
MATER
Holley! Finn! Where are we?
FINN
We're in London, Mater. Inside Big
Bentley.
MATER
Woaaaah! ---
Finn and Holley are only a few clicks closer to being crushed
themselves. The clock ticks to 3:01.
MATER
This... this is all my fault.
FINN
Don't be a fool, Mater.
MATER
But I am, remember? You said so.
FINN
When did I... Oh. Mater, I was
complimenting you on what a good
spy you are.
MATER
I'm not a spy!
MATER
I've been trying to tell you that
the whole time. I really am just a
tow truck.
HOLLEY
Finn, he's not joking.
FINN
I know.
MATER
You were right, Finn. I'm a fool.
And what's happened to McQueen is
`cause I'm such a big one. This is
all my fault.
GREM
Good, you're up!
ACER
And just in time!
GREM
Professor Z wanted you to have a
front row seat for the death of
Lightning McQueen.
MATER
(HOPEFUL)
He's still alive?
ACER
Not for much longer.
Big Bentley's big hand CLICKS ahead another minute. But we're
a bit farther away from it than before.
SALLY (O.S.)
We came as soon as you called.
104.
INT. MCQUEEN'S PIT - LONDON
MCQUEEN
I called to talk to Mater. It never
occurred to me that he wouldn't be
there.
RAMONE
Sheriff is talking to Scotland Yard
right now.
FLO
And Sarge is in touch with his
friends in the British military.
SALLY
You just need to focus on the race.
MCQUEEN
I know, but Sal, with everything
going on I'm not sure I should---
MCQUEEN
Sir Axlerod.
MILES AXLEROD
I'm sorry to interrupt.
MCQUEEN
No, no, it's all right.
MILES AXLEROD
I just wanted to come down here and
personally thank you. Because after
Italy, I was finished. And then you
gave me one last shot.
MCQUEEN
Listen, I ---
MILES AXLEROD
And I probably shouldn't be saying
this at all but... I hope you win
today. Show the world that they've
been wrong about Allinol.
SALLY
Mater would want you to race.
MCQUEEN
All right. For Mater.
GREM
Here he comes!
GREM
I don't know, Professor.
ACER
What did you do?
GREM
(TO ACER)
I didn't do nothin'. Shh! I'm
talking to the Professor---
ACER
You broke it.
GREM
Quiet!
(INTO RADIO)
I understand, sir. Yes.
ACER
What'd he say?
GREM
We go to the backup plan.
MATER
Backup plan??
GREM
We snuck a bomb in McQueen's pit!
ACER
The next time he makes a stop,
instead of saying "ka-chow," he's
gonna go "ka-boom"!
GREM
Don't feel bad, tow truck. You
couldn't have saved him.
ACER
Oh, wait. You could have!
MATER
Dadgum lemons.
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
GREM
What, you didn't think we'd take
your bullets?
GREM
(as the elevator descends)
Who's the lemon now, huh?
They're GONE.
FINN
Nice try, Mater.
MATER
Dadgum!
MATER'S COMPUTER
REQUEST ACK-
MATER
Dadgum! Dadgum! Dadgum!
MATER
DADGUMDADGUMDADGUMDADGUM ---
PING! The ropes BREAK AWAY and Mater FALLS --- right toward
the whirring machinery!
HOLLEY
Mater!
Mater QUICKLY WHIPS his tow cable around, hooks a pipe and
tosses himself to the ramp with a heavy THUD. He doesn't
HESITATE:
MATER
I gotta get you all out of there!
FINN
There's no time. McQueen needs your
help, Mater.
108.
MATER
But I can't, I'm just a tow truck.
FINN
It's up to you. Go to the pits and
get everyone out. You can do that.
MATER
What about you guys?
FINN
We'll be okay.
HOLLEY
Go and get some more dents, Mater.
Mater SPEEDS out the front door, a bat out of hell ---
HOLLEY
So we'll be "okay"? Really?
FINN
He wouldn't have left if I'd told
him the truth.
(re: his death trap)
Being killed by a clock. Gives a
whole new meaning to "your time has
come."
HOLLEY
Time. That's it!
--- but they miss their target. She recoils them back.
FINN
What are you doing?
HOLLEY
Trying to turn back time. If I can
just reverse the polarity...
Holley JUICES the gearbox with HIGH VOLTAGE. The CLOCK STOPS.
It reverses itself.
FINN
Good job! Quick thinking, Holley!
MATER
What's everybody on the wrong side
of the road for?!
HOLLEY
Oh no!
FINN
Drive!
They both DRIVE, fast as they can with FULL FORCE ---
FINN
Burn rubber!!
FINN
We've got to get to the course.
Calculate the fastest way to ---
HOLLEY
Done.
110.
FINN
(IMPRESSED)
Miss Shiftwell.
HOLLEY
They're standard issue now.
FINN
You kids get all the good hardware.
They turn to leave when they STOP, see SOMETHING. It's an AIR
FILTER on the ground.
HOLLEY
Oh no. That's Mater's.
FINN
I knew his escape was too easy.
Finn BURSTS out the front doors of Big Bentley, speeds off as
HOLLEY SMASHES through the clock face, careens into view
flying over the traffic ---
LUIGI
Mater!
MATER
Everybody get out! Get out now!
Y'all gotta get out the pits!
MATER
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
SALLY
We're here because of you, Mater.
FLO
Is everything okay?
MATER
No! Everything's not okay! There's
a bomb in here! Y'all gotta get
out! Now!
111.
EVERYONE
- A bomb? - Huh? - Woah.
FINN
Mater, listen to me. The bomb is on
you.
FINN
They knew you'd try to help
McQueen. When we were knocked out
they planted it in your air filter.
MATER
Uh-oh.
MCQUEEN
Mater! There you are!
Mater turns. McQueen enters Pit Row, 100 yards away and
closing in FAST.
MATER
Stop right there!
MCQUEEN
Oh man, I've been so worried about
you!
CUT TO:
MATER
Don't come any closer!
MCQUEEN
Are you okay?
MATER
No, I'm not okay. Stay away from
me!!
MCQUEEN
No, wait. Wait!
CUT TO:
IN MCQUEEN'S PIT
MCQUEEN
Mater, wait!
MCQUEEN
Mater, wait!
113.
MATER
Stay back! If you get close to me,
you gonna get hurt real bad!
MCQUEEN
I know I made you feel that way
before, but none of that matters
because we're best friends!
CUT TO:
MATER
McQueen, you don't get it. I'm the
bomb!
MCQUEEN
Yes, Mater! You are the bomb!
That's what I'm trying to say here.
You've always been the bomb! And
you'll always be the bomb.
MATER
Stay away!
MCQUEEN
No! Never!
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Almost there...
MCQUEEN
I'm not...letting you...
114.
MCQUEEN
...get away again!
MATER
(TO HIMSELF)
Gotta keep away from McQueen.
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
MCQUEEN
Oh my gosh!
J. CURBY GREMLIN
The Professor's on the run.
TUBBS PACER
Someone's gotta get McQueen.
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
Get McQueen!!
FINN
Holley. I'll get Zundapp, you help
Mater.
HOLLEY
Got it!
FRANCESCO
What is happening?!
COMBAT SHIP
Hurry, Professor!
FINN
Do you really think I'm going to
let you float away, Professor?
MATER
McQueen, let go!
MCQUEEN
Never!
ON GREM AND ACER - Down another side street. They get this
message, take off in the opposite direction.
CUT BACK TO:
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Give it up, McMissile!
HOLLEY
Mater, stop!
MATER
No way! You could get hurt!
HOLLEY
Oh no.
Holley DROPS FROM THE SKY, hits the pavement, SKIDS into the
path of the AMCs and DEFLECTS THEM. They FLIP OVER Holley,
Finn and McQueen and sail ---
--- where they skid across the room and SLAM into the bar,
knocking a ROW OF BEER MUGS to the ground.
IN THE PUB - MOMENTS LATER
HOLLEY
Mater, we've got to get that bomb
off you.
118.
MCQUEEN
Bomb?
MATER
Yeah, they strapped it to me to
kill you as a back-up plan.
MCQUEEN
Back-up plan? Mater, who put a bomb
on you?
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
(TO MCQUEEN)
You. Why didn't my death ray kill
you?
MCQUEEN
Death ray?
FINN
Turn off the bomb, Zundapp!
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Are you all so dense? It's voice-
activated. Everything is voice-
activated these days.
MATER
Deactivate! Deactivate!
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Oops. Did I forget to mention that
it can only be disarmed by the one
who activated it?
HOLLEY
Say it!
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
Deactivate.
PROFESSOR ZUNDAPP
(GRINNING)
I am not the one who activated it.
Would anyone else like to try?
FINN
(TO HOLLEY)
You read my mind.
HOLLEY
He was getting on my nerves.
MCQUEEN
What do we do?
VICTOR HUGO
You blow up.
MCQUEEN
(TO MATER)
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
These are the guys that want me
dead, correct?
VLADIMIR TRUNKOV
It's nothing personal.
MATER
(to the Lemons)
Fellers, listen.
(MORE)
120.
MATER (CONT'D)
I know what you're going through.
Everybody's been laughing at me my
whole life too ---
MATER
--- but becoming powerful and rich
beyond your wildest dreams ain't
gonna make you feel better.
J. CURBY GREMLIN
Yeah, but it's worth a shot.
ALL OUT WAR ensues between the LEMONS, RADIATOR SPRINGS along
with FINN and HOLLEY.
HOLLEY SPROUTS her wings, and knocks out two cars on her
side.
Guido pulls some LEMON tires off with his air gun. In seconds
he has a stack of lugnuts next to him.
GUIDO
Pit stop.
SHERIFF
Not today, boys!
TUBBS PACER
Retreat!
A few Lemons turn back the way they came. BLOCKING THEIR PATH
are a line of BRITISH MILITARY VEHICLES clad in digital camo,
led by SARGE.
SARGE
Thanks for the help, Corporal.
BRITISH CORPORAL
Anything for one of pop's mates.
--- MATER. WRENCH BITS are strewn all around him as Guido
tries wrench after wrench to take the bolts off. No dice.
Guido gestures wildly, spits Italian a mile a minute.
MCQUEEN
What's he saying?! What's wrong!?
LUIGI
None of his wrenches fit the bolts!
MATER
I get it. I get it! I know what
needs to be done.
MCQUEEN
Then do it!
MATER
What? No, I can't do it. Look,
nobody takes me seriously. I know
that now. This ain't Radiator
Springs.
MCQUEEN
Yes it is.
MCQUEEN
You're yourself in Radiator
Springs. Be yourself here. And if
people aren't taking you seriously,
then they need to change. Not you.
I know that, because I was wrong
before. Now you can do this. You're
the bomb.
122.
MATER
Thanks, buddy.
MCQUEEN
No no no, you're the actual bomb.
Now let's go!
MATER
Oh, right! Hang on!
FINN
Where's he going?
MATER
Computer!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Yes, Agent Mater.
MATER
I need that thing you done before
to get me away from McQueen!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Request acknowledged.
The ROCKET THRUSTERS kick in. They head right for a WALL.
MCQUEEN
Mater...
MATER
Now I need you to do the chute, the
second kind not the first!
MATER'S COMPUTER
Deploying chute.
Mater's chute POPS OPEN, catching air and sending Mater and
McQueen SAILING INTO THE AIR.
QUEEN
Who's winning the race?
Mater and McQueen drop from the sky. They land and skid to a
halt just before the Queen's guards who DRAW THEIR WEAPONS.
QUEEN'S GUARD
Back up! Back away!
QUEEN
(STAR-STRUCK)
It's Lightning McQueen!
QUEEN'S GUARDS
Get back!
MCQUEEN
No, no, it's okay! Tell them,
Mater. Explain.
MATER
Okay! Somebody's been sabotaging
the racers and hurting the cars and
I know who. Oh wait... Your
Majesty.
Mater BOWS to the Queen. In doing so, the TICKING TIME BOMB
angles into view. The clock's at T-minus 1:53.
QUEEN'S GUARDS
- Bomb! - It's a bomb! - Everybody
down! - Look out!
FINN (O.S.)
Hold your fire! He can't disarm it!
Finn dives onto the platform and rolls between the Queen and
Mater.
FINN
Mater, I don't know what you're
doing but stand down now!
MATER
(aside, to McQueen)
This ain't nothing at all like
Radiator Springs.
MCQUEEN
Mater, just cut to the chase!
MATER
Okay.
124.
MATER
It's him.
MILES AXLEROD
What? Me? You've got to be crazy.
MATER
I figured it out when I realized
you all attached this ticking time
bomb with Whitworth bolts. The same
bolts that hold together that old
British engine from the photograph.
Holley! Show that picture.
HOLLEY
O-kay...
MATER
And then I remembered what they say
about old British engines - "If
there ain't no oil under `em, there
ain't no oil in `em."
MILES AXLEROD
What is he talking about?
MATER
It was you leaking oil at the party
in Japan. You just blamed it on me.
MILES AXLEROD
Electric cars don't use oil, you
twit.
MATER
Then you're faking it. You didn't
convert to no electric. We pop that
hood we gonna see that engine from
that picture right there.
MILES AXLEROD
This lorry's crazy. He's going to
kill us all!
MILES AXLEROD
Stay away!
HOLLEY
But Sir Axlerod created the race,
Mater. Why would he want to hurt
anyone?
MATER
To make Allinol look bad so
everybody'd go back to using oil. I
mean, he said it himself with that
disguised voice.
MILES AXLEROD
"Dee-sguised voice?" What are you
talking about? You're nuts, you
are!
PRINCE WHEELIAM
This is going nowhere fast. We
really should go, Grandmother.
QUEEN
One moment. I'd like to see where
this is going.
FINN
Mater, he created Allinol.
MATER
Yeah, but what if he found that
huge oil field just as the world
was trying to find something else?
MATER
What if he came up with Allinol
just to make alternative fuel look
bad?
MILES AXLEROD
"What if?" You're basing this on a
"What if"?!
GUARD
Okay, that's it.
And the QUEEN'S GUARDS spirit the Queen and Prince Wheeliam
out of there FAST ---
126.
MILES AXLEROD
Wait! Somebody save me! The lorry's
crazy!
Now it's just Miles Axlerod, Mater, McQueen, Finn and Holley.
Miles Axlerod's back tires slip on the edge of the podium as
he is cornered by Mater.
MILES AXLEROD
Keep away, you idiot!
00:00:08...
FINN
Mater!
HOLLEY
Mater!
00:03...00:02...
MILES AXLEROD
Someone do something!
MILES AXLEROD
You're insane, you are!
Deactivate!!
FINN
The engine from the photo.
HOLLEY
It's a perfect match!
MILES AXLEROD
How did the tow truck figure it
out?
127.
MCQUEEN
(TO MATER)
It's official. You're coming to all
my races from now on.
MATER
Now you're talking!
Tire bump.
MCQUEEN
Mater, let's go. You're on.
LORD STEWARD
Your Majesty. May I present for the
investiture of honorary Knighthood
of the British Realm. Tow Mater of
Radiator Springs.
MCQUEEN
Go get `em, buddy.
QUEEN
I hereby dub thee "Sir Tow Mater."
MATER
(LOOKS UP)
"Sir?" Shoot, you can just call me
Mater, Your Majesty. I don't wanna
hear none of this "Sir" business.
By the way, have y'all met each
other? Queen? McQueen. McQueen,
Queen. McQueen? McMissile.
(MORE)
128.
MATER (CONT'D)
McMissile, McQueen. Queen?
McMissile.
MATER
So there I was: rocket jets going
full blast, McQueen hanging on for
dear life when suddenly them two
nasty lemons come out of nowhere,
guns drawed. We was goners. But
then out of nowhere, this beautiful
spy car swoops in from the sky to
save us!
MINNY
That's a very entertaining story,
young man.
VAN
Oh, Minny, please. Come on, none of
this happened. Rocket jets? Flying
spy cars?
HOLLEY
No, you're quite right. It does
sound a bit far-fetched.
The crowd turns, sees HOLLEY, wings out, swooping in. FINN is
right below her, driving up the street.
MATER
Holley! Finn!
HOLLEY
Hello, Mater. It's so nice to see
you again.
MATER
What're you doing here?
129.
FINN
Our satellites picked up an urgent
communique.
LUIGI
So you got my e-mail.
MATER
Oh, man. Y'all is gonna have a
great time. Everybody! This here's
Finn McMissile. He's a secret
agent.
(WHISPERS)
Don't tell nobody. And this is
Holley Shiftwell. She's ---
HOLLEY
I'm Mater's girlfriend. It's so
nice to meet you all.
Everyone is shocked. Including Mater. Guido's jaw drops.
LUIGI
(TO MATER)
Guido believe you now.
FLO
(TO HOLLEY)
Whoa, honey. You got a nasty dent
there.
Indeed, Holley still wears the dent from when she saved Mater
from Grem and Acer.
VAN
(already crushing on her)
Was that from when you swooped in
and saved them in London?
MINNY
Van!
VAN
What? I'm just asking.
FLO
(TO HOLLEY)
Don't you worry, sweet pea. My baby
Ramone can get that fixed up for
you in no time.
RAMONE
Yeah, sure thing. No problemo. Just
let me go get my tools.
130.
HOLLEY
Oh no no. I'm keeping that dent.
It's way too valuable.
LIZZIE
A "valuable" dent? Oh, she's as
crazy as Mater.
MACK
Those two are perfect for each
other.
MCQUEEN
You know, there's one thing I still
don't get. The bad guys hit me with
the beam from the camera, right? So
why didn't I, you know...
MATER
Explode in a fiery inferno?
MCQUEEN
Yeah.
FINN
We couldn't figure that one out
either.
HOLLEY
Our investigation proved that
Allinol was actually gasoline. And
Miles Axlerod engineered it so that
when it got hit by the beam it
would explode.
MCQUEEN
Wait a second. Fillmore, you said
my fuel was safe.
FILLMORE
If you're implying that I switched
out that rotgut excuse for
alternative fuel with my all-
natural, sustainable, organic
biofuel just because I never
trusted Axlerod, you're dead wrong,
man.
(RE: SARGE)
It was him.
131.
SARGE
Once Big Oil, always Big Oil. Man.
FILLMORE
Tree hugger.
SHERIFF
The Radiator Springs Grand Prix is
about to begin! All spectators
clear the starting line!
LEWIS HAMILTON
Man, I can't wait to get rockin'.
This is gonna be wicked.
JEFF GORVETTE
Yeah, we should do this every year.
MCQUEEN
I just figured, we never found out
who the world's fastest car is.
Plus: no press, no trophy. Just
racing - the way I like it.
FRANCESCO
Francesco likes it like this too.
MCQUEEN
Francesco. I'd like you to meet ---
FRANCESCO
Signorina Sally. It is official:
Lightning McQueen is the luckiest
car in the world.
SALLY
(SWOONING)
Why, thank you ---
FRANCESCO
Which he will have to be to have a
chance against Francesco today.
FRANCESCO
See you at the finish line, Mc---
Francesco STOPS.
FRANCESCO
What is that?
MCQUEEN
It's just something I had made up
for the occasion.
FRANCESCO
Is good, McQueen. Very funny. It
was funnier when I did it, but
it's very funny. What are you going
to do next? Are you going to take
off your fenders? Try it. You'll
like it.
SALLY
So he's not so good-looking.
MCQUEEN
Yeah. Nice try.
SALLY
I'm serious.
MCQUEEN
That's why I love you, Sally.
(as he leaves)
Wish me luck.
SALLY
You don't need it!
FLO
Mmm-mmm. That Francesco is fine-
looking.
SALLY
And those open wheels.
FLO
I'm gonna have to go get myself
some coolant.
133.
The RACERS SPEED OFF, tearing up main street and out of town,
blazing past tourists ---
MATER
Go McQueen!! Whoo-hoo!!!
HOLLEY
Finn, time to go. Siddeley's
gassed, geared and ready to fly.
MATER
You're leaving already?
FINN
We've got another mission, Mater.
Just stopped by here to "pick
something up."
MATER
Something tells me you're not
talking about souvenir bumper
stickers.
FINN
Her Majesty asked for you
personally, Mater.
MATER
But I told you all before. I'm not
a spy.
HOLLEY
We know.
134.
FINN
Spy or not, you're still the
smartest, most honest chap we've
ever met.
HOLLEY
Don't forget massively charming.
MATER
Well, thanks. But as much fun as it
was hanging with y'all, this...
MATER
This is home.
HOLLEY
That's alright, we understand. But
I'll be back. You still owe me that
first date.
FINN
If there's ever anything I can do
for you, just let me know.
MATER
Well, I sure appreciate that, thank
you.
(THINKS)
Actually... there is one thing.
CUT TO:
MATER
Whoo-hoo!!!
OTIS
Whoa!!!
OTIS (O.S.)
Thanks, Mater!
135.
FRANCESCO
Impossible!
MCQUEEN
Mater!?
MATER
(KEEPING PACE)
Check it out. They let me keep the
rockets!
MCQUEEN
I'll see you at the finish line,
buddy!
MATER
Not if I see you first!
McQueen and Mater peel away from the rest of the racers, lead
them off the road and into the dirt for another lap. The two
friends are side by side when we FADE OUT.
THE END