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In the document, two scenes from a law school class are described. In the first scene, Professor Shannen questions students about a case involving psychological incapacity for annulment. When asking about penis size, the students provide awkward answers. In the second scene, Professor Hernandez aggressively questions students about whether someone can run for election while imprisoned. Only one student, Christian, is able to correctly answer that being imprisoned is not the same as being found guilty. Professor Hernandez praises Christian for his accurate response.

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EAPP Script

In the document, two scenes from a law school class are described. In the first scene, Professor Shannen questions students about a case involving psychological incapacity for annulment. When asking about penis size, the students provide awkward answers. In the second scene, Professor Hernandez aggressively questions students about whether someone can run for election while imprisoned. Only one student, Christian, is able to correctly answer that being imprisoned is not the same as being found guilty. Professor Hernandez praises Christian for his accurate response.

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SCENE 1

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Good afternoon class. I am attorney Shannen Keith G. Dapon, I graduated from this prestige
university some years back. I wont say when cuz I… don’t like to reveal my age.

(MURMURS)

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Yes way Victor Cruz. As I was saying, I was number 8 in the bar exams when I took up masters at
Kenny’s Philip government at Harvard University. I happen to have especially good hearing so, I would appreciate if u
keep the personal conversations to a minimum especially about me.

Ms. Arlan walks in…

(Ms. Arlan): Good morning ma'am

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Why are u late Ms?

(Ms. Arlan): Because there was a traffic jam po.

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Index cards please! On the table, chop chop, we don’t have all day. Mrs. Luis. Stand up. Did u
read Xi Ming Choi versus Court of appeals?

Mrs. Luis (Nadine): Yes, sir

Victor Cruz (Shannen): What was miss Gino Choi’s complaint versus Mr. Xi Ming Choi?

Mrs. Luis (Nadine): She filed for annulment on the ground of psychological incapacity

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Anong mga basis nya?

Mrs. Luis (Nadine): Noong nag honeymoon po sila…. ayaw makipag-sex ang husband niya sa kaniya. Tapos, nahuli niya
pong ginagamit ang eyeliner ng nanay niya

(classmates laugh)

Mrs. Luis (Nadine): Nagduda siya baka gay ang asawa niya. And she also said that he is impotent and he had a… a tiny
penis?

Victor Cruz (Shannen): How small?

Mrs. Luis (Nadine): Very small

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Not specific enough. How many inches?

Victor Cruz (Shannen): You may sit down. U get half the question right, u get half the marks. Next up, Ms. Toran, stand
up. How many inches?

Ms. Toran (Krizza): uhm.. it was clinically found to be three inches and one centimeter like.. like this. Pag matigas.

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Precisely. Now last question, does the law provide that husband and wife live together and
observe universal love, respects, and fidelity
Ms. Toran (Krizza): No Ma’am

Victor Cruz (Shannen): R u sure?

Ms. Toran (Krizza): Yes Ma’am, its not universal love. It says mutual love obliged to observe mutual love

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Where is that shown?

Ms. Toran (Krizza): Your ask question Ma’am

Victor Cruz (Shannen): I’m a lawyer. I lie. I kinda do that sometimes.

Ms. Toran (Krizza): Article 68 of the family code Ma’am

Victor Cruz (Shannen): Ok class dismissed


SCENE 2

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): De Jesus, Pauline. Did you read everything?

DE JESUS (Theslan): Yes.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Stop smiling. Now tell me. Pwede ka bang tumakbo sa election kung nakakulong ka?

DE JESUS (Theslan): No Justice Hernandez.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Sigurado ka? Uh-uh I'm not done yet. Sigurado ka? Uh-oh remain standing.

ATTY HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Marquez, Adrian. Marquez. Can you?

MARQUEZ (Louie): Uh. That was not on the readings po Ma'am.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): You did not read enough if you did not know the answer. This is a no brainer.

MARQUEZ (Louie): Yes po Ma'am

ATTY HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Really?

MARQUE (Louie): Uh. In the case of Jalosjos and Trillanes, they were in jail but they were able to run for office.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Vicencio, Erik.

VICENCIO (Juzette): Yes Ma'am.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Do you agree?

VICENCIO (Juzette): Ma'am I think...

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): You think. That's what you think, that's your opinion.

VICENCIO (Juzette): Yes Ma'am. Uh I think...

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Well you think nothing. I don't care about what you think. And I don't care about
everybody's opinion. You just give me an answer. Look at me. You give me an answer.

VICENCIO (Juzette): Yes po...

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Carlson Christian. Carlson.

CARLSON (Joshua): Ma'am.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Do you agree with him?

CARLSON (Joshua): I...disagree Ma'am.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Uh with a yes or with a no?

CARLSON (Joshua): Ma'am, both are wrong.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Why?


CARLSON (Joshua): If you are convicted with finality you are barred for running therefore the ban is not a punishment
for the imprisonment but for the crime Ma'am.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Tama. Tama para sa mga hindi nag-aral. Hindi porke't nakakulong ka ay guilty ka. That
explain common sense. Uh Christian, what grade should I give to your classmates?

CARLSON (Joshua): Ma'am I think...

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): What did I say about opinions?

CARLSON (Joshua): Ma'am they... they deserve a five.

ATTY. HERNANDEZ (Cazandra): Five. Very good. Very good Christian. You're all dismissed. Class dismissed.

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