9 a Ly A w a By v 2 ° 2A ye enyToR's Nore: & pow'T EXISTHol, Human Occupied Landfill™ by Danie! Thron, Todd Shaughnessy, and Chris Elliott All material copyright © 1994 by Dirt Merchant Games (Daniel Thron,Todd Shaughnessy, and Chris Elliot) All, Rights Reserved, [No part ofthis book may be reproduced in part or in whole, in any form or by any means, without express ‘written consent from the authors. Published 1995 by White Wolf, Inc., under its Black Dog label, Hol™, Human Occupied Landfil™, and Dirt Merchant Games™, are trademarks owned by Daniel Thron,Todd ‘Shaughnessy, and Chris Eliot ‘The Wastem™ is a trademark owned by Glen Whelden, Daniel Thron,Todd Shaughnessy, and Chris Eliot. All persons, incidents, and settings in Hol, Human Occupied Landfill, are fictitious. Any similarity to persons living or dead, without satiric intent, is stricly coincidental-The mention of or reference to any company oF ‘product in these pages is not a challenge to the trademark or copyright concerned. Because of the mature themes involved, reader discretion is advised. For more information please contact: Dire Merchant Games 5 Mossland St Somerville, MA 02144 Printed in CanadaCONCEPT: DANIEL THRON & WATER: WRITTEN BY: Todd. ‘Shaughness a Paniel Tiron , £ Ohrs Elllote. INTERIOR ART: Paniel Tyron ¥ Chris Eliott: RONT (OVER ART: Sirvon Kono: ie Wor ARTE PESIon : hey Keno; Chris Elhott, Panie/ Than, len Whelfen, e #Tedd F aughiress) ; WASTEEM” DESIGNERS BY: Sen Weller. SPECIAL THANKS TO : FRANK MIRASOLA, AUDREW Bucket, Joe GARSIDE, Row KicC1, CATHERINE J. 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Subteacting the Hin's Bequsly Ditticult modifier of = Ed finds that the Total is ‘Still euough ta, syeceed on the Geweral Chart 5 TM (the Rail) ans The PROTA Arie 5 +H Cthe Stat) amen MEY) np 2 the SLillS : MM 25 GIB yole wit cheating) eo) TERN ee wave’ ete,2 Tce is a frosen moment of Hocrac te you cealize : (PReteerive): the bacce| of your weapon is somehow stuffed ia your movts whew you Cire, Dooble bugeish/ Dmg. (EWE): You trazically ever balanced and ace. lutvitably falling, aw the mast paistel! pact” of yoor weapon » Dacble Aagesh/ng fc unserer) ‘eer seat elt “as A groin macle [5 stretched fas fac tly iw thigh, A/D = Sean ees yor “peer thigh, A/D = 4/2. ROLL AGAIN once ture effects ace Applied « What do you GANS 7 You Elled Sualee Eyes ow & State Eves! uhat 4 LOE BS Kuptoce meacestt fuel Tank . Even Tf yorte wearing it. Evev itt te upelar. Holasictee devilec A/D. Hee Hee Hee . GB Slane ply of light cavsed you th thik Hat 4 member o yar pacty wae the Enemy yar wasted te hit. 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FART THREE 3 : = % aN, LOGAN: x &f rok & in ” eur les he Savor has Come! Wye tw iS pick ¥ 4 pe y “jum « Keep the Dili 7 “Wife te” Eie LOE Complexity ANE 2 = > con Two DIE RESULT z : SWARE EYES — YOU LOSE! Utlr feckup I Rally fy LOSE Combat et od — Te iss == Ke “Compl Sccows The fac” Chait, B-s Tetal Miss lee Rags lueapow 1- - Miss, Yes, thats it, Success . Yippee. ov God, a Tt =19 — NATLRAL 72.- ROLL FOREN & pn 0-25 — Very Suecesstel + (db ew Weapons Anguish factor, Neat. Zé wd WP - ENBELLEVABLY successFut +2d6 t Weapys Anguish Factor . FOR EVERY EXTRA IZ GF KOLLED, #Dp £70 GRACE OF Gap Fone Be SRS NLANGUS : ET ie ACTOR, _,_-~BRUIVELENCIES * WCU FASS ge Fs erlang ZB: Ripe 1%, Benail m & Brick B x Bi Kuwirg A Lusv Betiseew Yue bmgecs Ws Stepping Class ith four Heel Gt Breslin lave Nase bath, 4 Plyecs. Gi Deoppne 4 Crwderblotle ov Your Fool fi Smashing beth. Kucecaps with 2 Railroad Tre $: Loshivg. Awkles with A Sledgebamtner G3 peding- Your Elba the Wromg bay jo: Lvhaling Fiberglass . 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THEIR HMMins ABILITIES Waly POSITIVE RESULTS For yaue CHARACTER Iw THE PERM OF Posing MerFlERs, BUT BE TACTFULL —HMN's ALSO PENALIZE FoR BRAM ADSING . THE VERBAL FORMULD con MODIFICATION (S8 “REALLY Nor __° = “REAUY, REALY__*(-4) AND EVERY EXTeY (oar Amr IN BEERLY HILLBILLIES 7) ExTeA “REAUE" FAST -4 SuBTRACE 1 FROM THE De Siti: EXAMPLES Fuzztheru’s ruawer’ How MBB FAR Ls 7 FROM Me MUTE DHS HALMEISTERS STs Keay, CeAay) REAL, REALLY JREALY FAR 70 HIT Rous, 7 FUZZ TIETW’S PLAYER. ; FUK YW, DAN. HOLMEISTER: -12 . You Lore,CMA. Gir Wir wr dedi. ee et Srey, Gace... MEGHT aumy BE NEXT PART: FOFTING AIL THs de e Ith Some Ase STUFF, 100) SO YOU CAN KILL THINGS,ORDER. OF COMBAT. i 4 1 DERERMINE DUITARVE . EUeReovE DiewIVG mE HM OT HE a ther) Boe AIG UD dope 10 10 THEIR FETS STAT. THE WHER aes FleST Ano S0Oy. LP SOMECUE ROLLS AMMKTPTAL OF 12 OR MIGHER THEY GET hu ExTCA ACTION ON THEIR TVEN), THS ROL MAY OMY BE MODIFIED BY THE im OF aR) AwO THE SKIL WICKED GWICK DRAW’. EXAMPLE 2 LSAAC £5 Wig, aud LEWIS 16 Paving. EARLIER , SAAC HELPED LEWIS MALE A WEW CHABACTER. : FICARDO CABASA . RICARDO IS VEW To HSL , AUD IY HIS DESPERATION 70 MAKE FILIEMDS He HAS MADE THE MISTAKE OF SPEAKIUG TD A CEvTLEMAL BELOUG WE TO AUIAILATION TCorPoRATED, Av Lvveveupanr LADSAPILG FIRM. THE GEMTIMAN PRomPriy TURUED AND ATTEMPTED Te CLEAVE RICARDO’S CHEST IW TWAly WITH A STRAY GIRDER. THE GEMLEMAN, LETS Cale HIM ED”, Is QUITE LAece -- Thus, In THE FIRST RROD, RICAEDO AS BATTED BACE ea 20 FET. Ty WRT. BUT. BEM THE FUDGE -Biediy) THAT HE (5, HE HAS ComE BACK 7D FIGHT. LETS Lak Ar THEIE Stars : Ricaeoo Ls, As HEY sate OW HOL , RID’ THE DOUBLE Rwker! N OTUER WORDS , WE HAS f PROBLEM. THEY Roe THITIVE | Lewis Rolls ABP. HE Does wor HAVE lulteEp QUICK DRM", $0 HIS ZUCTUTUE KROL LS A TeTAL oF F A+3 Gum) ISAAC FOS ATWO FoR ED. THIS WUD GIVE Him 4 TOTAL oF 5, $0 ISAK LIES AMD TELS Lewis THAT ED Boutep 4 i c 2 SWING 4, AN. tuaré werree. ED GoES Fest, a seta oo" LZ: SWhenaar or detour [pessiov 6 Dados Brey THE ATTACKER. DESCRIBES WHAT HE ite ATEMPT THAT TURD, AUD THE DEFENDER CHOOSES WINETHEIE HE Witt Dober OR PARRY, IF THE ATTACK IS 4 Payee WEAR 1 WY & DODGE ISPOSSIBLE. YO DODGE: berge 10 SUP Yane vEXT TEU CF Y00 Age FORCED 10 DODGE AchiW MEXT RPO, THE MISseO THOUS dee Mot CUMUIATIVE), THEW ROLL ThO DICE AUD APD THE FEAT To YOUR FGETS « THIS TOTAL SERVES AS A NESATIVE MDDiEIER, To YUP EVEMIES ATTACK, SAKEEVES a4 THE DODGE ROLL WEAN YOU ARE AUIOPURTICALL HIT, BOKtheS Rot AGA ETC. TO FBRRY : Atraces May 8€ PheRleD By a meer WEAR 4OU HAVE A SKILL FoR. (LE. “MAKWWE SHARP THINS: 60 THOUGH SOFT THIVES THAT SCREAM AMD BLEEO' Caw KE YSED 12 FURRY iT A CHMUsAW)). ROL OU THE GEJERAL CHAT, ADPING TOR FEETS a MEAT WHATEVER THE SELL SMS ) AUD THE SKILL ICEL . SUBTRACT THE ATTACKERS seus. LEIEL AND FEETS / MEAT Ge, D6 rr A CREATOR E, TTS" ATTACK IALIE), SUCCESS MEANS THE ATTACK (S PARRIED , SWAKE EYES : THE ATTACKER HITS AUTOMATICALLY. L Khaw THAT Dus COMPLICATED, Bur Deu! T WORRY , WLE YOU START FLAYING, tov'lt. SEE THar LY REAUWY LS CHMT-- READ APPENDIX ED ITS FAR NORE LIEAE, -) iD XANPLE Gr) 3 DSAAC, SMILING , TELLS LEWIS THAT ED Is Gams 18 ATIE WPT 4 MAISHIFT TRACHEOTOMY ON RICARDO wiTH THE GIRDER. TW EDS HAND. THE GIRDER STILL HAS RICAE Do's TEETH NIT. ISAAC atc ltWis IF EicAK00 Weutp LIKE T? DopeE oe HALE HIS. SPIRE REPLACED WITH TWELWE FEET OF RUSTED METAL , LEWIS SAYS WE WANTS ED To PARRY. OF FEEHA RICARDS. YES. VES THM DID, ByT Hee (ATE AND bee RATHER DE PASSED WT LU MY GED, HOWE, ED MIEKT GF PISSED IPI UAE HM HERE Ae M6YT, 0 FAK 1 THE SLAUBH...THE FIGHT. Colas SRLS HE villTs RICAR DO m0 mney. Berrien : TSAAC ASEES Hh CE HES EN SMIFFING CLUE a THE BACK Pope LEWIS SAYS THATS WOKE OF HIS GoppauN BUSUESS AUD HE whyrs RICAEDO rp Rey, eroauir es ESAAC TELS LEWIS WoT TO GET HS CHEST HAE. A GAME; THE INQUIRES AS Te WHAT. ME wAnrs RICARDG te mecca ae Lu6 THAT THE ONLY THINGS HE HAs LEFT (AFTER THE BAND oF TWEWE YEAR oLoe, WITH FLASMA FREVZies HELD HIM UP For EUERYTHING HE OWNED) Age A PACKAGE OF STALE LORNA DUNES AND 4 SWISS ARMY SPoofs , MY Swiss ARMY SPOON, LEWIS says. E'SAAC IUFORMS LEWIS OF THE PHYSICAL Impossisieity OF BLOCKING TW) THOUSAND POUWDS OF METAL SWINGING IN AN ARC AT SIKTY -EIVE AGAIN,MILES PER HOUR WITH FOUR OUNCES OF Ti AND SUGGESTS THAT KE QuITr FUKI U6 ARO $0 THEY (AN GET TWS QUER WITH AND GRAB A 7; ZZA oF SOMERLING. LEWIS SAYS FINE, I FUCKWWE DODEE, oxy? he. SAAC ASKS LEWIS DF HE COLD MME HIRE OFA Surrsoe ATTITIDE, AND TELS HIM 72 RELL. LEWIS DOES. AB AND AL. THIS US Wis PETS (BD CUES ED 4 mines JY W HIE ATTACK. LEWIS Asks ISAAC To FAT LT UP BABY. A A 3B 6 Koll To ATAIK TRE ATTACKEZ ROWS oN THE compat cHMRT. ADDING THE APPROPRIATE STAT AWD SKILL RATING, AN) SUBTRACTING THE TARGET’s Feers*. STAT, AS WELL AS AY MODIFIES THE HM MIGHT WISH APPLY, READ AUD APELY THE RESULTS As DESCRIBED CU THE CHART. EXAIMPILE ceaur. torasan)t Lease Rous rap Ene GIRDER. ATIACK . HE DoeSy)'t FEEL HKE Mopiryuc HIMSELF TODAY , S60 THE ROLL NS MADE LIKE THIS: 8 CED's MAT) + 4 CED Lae ae “UMMA SOME THUG WITH THE ASSISTIUCE OF A LARGE OBTEcr SD — Top (RICARIO* DoPcE )™ fe Zdé. THE Roll: Boxcars. Lewis: AGNES eis ORME, MT JSAKC FOUS AGAIN 2 FOURS. THIS MAKES THE TOTAL (8, A SUCCESS OW THE CHART. CEwis KxDUG THIS AND THAT 1S THe, EF PROBAR, HIS DICE AGA THE WALL , (€ REASOU FoR Him HURLING Af + APE DAHAGE. (FON , OF AWYTHING A CHAKAC— TER Buren WEAPON (LE . BOTTLE CHAIRS, REFRIGERATORS , CHILDREN) WAS AN ANGUSH/ DAMAGE RATWG . 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