Use Your Imagination To Get The Hotties

Use your imagination to get the hotties.
I admit it. I played Dungeons and Dragons and read fantasy novels in my youth. I’m an
imaginative person at heart. Maybe you’re like me. Maybe in your formative years you
went into your imagination and not outside into the social world.
Personally I’m glad that happened to me. Being able

to leverage a strong imagination is more important to
socializing in adulthood than almost anything else
I’ve discovered. I’d like to thank my old
neighborhood bully Mike. I could not have done it
without you. I’m sorry I thought ill of you. You did
the right thing sitting on my head in front of all those
girls. I just didn’t realize your foresightful wisdom
until years later.
Seriously, when I’m taking a client out into the

‘field’ they are always surprised by how much
‘fantasy’ I use in my conversations with people.
Very rarely do I talk about reality. I just don’t want
to be tied down by it. Reality sucks. And that’s
coming from a guy who’s done a reality show, so I know. Fantasy is better.
As an example, I often enter a clothing store when I’m teaching and flirt with the staff.
By the way, that is the first thing you should do when meeting people in a store. Seduce
the staff and then you can seduce the customers. Or just seduce the staff. That’s actually
the way I met my wife.
Me: “Hi there.”
Greeter girl: “Hi, just so you know our sweaters are all 25% off.”
Me: “Great. Thanks. When I want a sweater I’m coming back here for sure. You have so
got my sweater business. So what’s it like to be the greeter?”
Greeter girl: “It’s good. I like it.”
Me: “I think I would like it. But I imagine it would be tough for me to stand in one spot
for so long. I don’t know how you do it. I might get some sort of stool.”
Greeter girl: “I wish I could do that, but they want us to stand.”
Me: “In that case I would be the greeter’s assistant who gets to sit down sometime.”
Greeter girl: ha ha
Me: “Can I give it a try?”
Greeter girl: “Sure.”
Me: (to incoming shoppers) “We have sweaters 25% off.”
Shoppers: “Okay thanks.”
Me: “And our socks are two for one.
Shoppers smile.
Me: “And our underwear is free.”
Greeter girl laughs.
Me: “Am I going to get you in trouble?”
Greeter girl: “No, don’t worry about it. I get so bored just standing here.”
Me: “Oh, I see. So I’m just a tad above boring.”
Greeter girl: “I didn’t mean it that way.”
Me: “No, it’s okay. I can take it. Sniff sniff. Oh wait, here we got some more.”
Me: (to shoppers) “Our sweaters are half off and the left side of the store is off limits to
people wearing red.”
Customer: “Really?”
Me: “Of course. I’m the greeter’s assistant after all.”
Greeter girl laughs.
Me: “I like your smile. It’s kinda cute to me.”
Greeter girl: “What do you mean kinda?”
Me: “I don’t know. I got to get to know you better before I can answer that type of
question. Where’s your boyfriend?
Greeter girl: “I don’t really have one.”
Me: “In that case I’ll flirt with you mercilessly. Or better yet, let’s pretend we are already
going out.”
Greeter girl: “Okay. When are you picking me up later?”
Me: “After I drop off those sniveling kids of ours to your mothers.”
And so it goes.
Life is just so normal and safe these days. It used to be, when there weren’t safety railings
and government oversight, the world was an undiscovered, dangerous and more involved
place. People used to sing on the bus, create their own games and make out with random
strangers. But that spontaneity has been regulated out of existence, “Just take your 40
channels of pre-programmed entertainment and behave. Don’t try to think or act
different.”
People these days are cattle just yearning for something magical and unexpected to
unlock their power of imagination. If you can be the person to deliver that to them they
will love you. I will love you. You could rule the world.
Tips to incorporate more fantasy into your conversations:
* Don’t worry about being right. So many of us, especially men, are concerned with
appearing knowledgeable and correct that we are afraid to be wrong. Be okay with being
wrong. Fantasy is built on untruths. Loosen up and enjoy an interesting lie.
* Cut down on the amount of television you watch. The boob tube is an input device that
destroys our natural habit of entertaining ourselves with our own self-created stories. I
personally have not owned a television for over ten years now and can attest to the
benefits to my imagination.
* Go to public places to people watch and make up stories about the people who you see
around you. Try to imagine who they are, where they are going and what they are
thinking about.
* Don’t be afraid to share your fantasy with other people. Just make up an entertaining lie
and ask them to play along.

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Use your imagination to get the hotties.

Personally I’m glad that happened to me. Being able

Seriously, when I’m taking a client out into the

Me: “Hi there.”

Greeter girl: “It’s good. I like it.”

Greeter girl: “I wish I could do that, but they want us to stand.”

Greeter girl: “Sure.”

Me: (to incoming shoppers) “We have sweaters 25% off.”

Shoppers: “Okay thanks.”

Me: “And our socks are two for one.

Me: “And our underwear is free.”

Greeter girl laughs.

Me: “Am I going to get you in trouble?”

Me: “Oh, I see. So I’m just a tad above boring.”

Greeter girl: “I didn’t mean it that way.”

Me: “Of course. I’m the greeter’s assistant after all.”

Greeter girl laughs.

Me: “I like your smile. It’s kinda cute to me.”

Greeter girl: “What do you mean kinda?”

Greeter girl: “I don’t really have one.”

Tips to incorporate more fantasy into your conversations:

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