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Ignite Script
Isn’t it incredible, the sheer breadth of the span of the internet? The insanity of the
variety in cultures, paradigms, and art? A false “place” where all the combined
intellect of the waking world can thrive and populate the cybernetic realm and
leave a simultaneously indelible but invisible footprint esoteric to humanity? For
an example, let us taste an infinitesimal fraction of the sweet internet cake and dip
our toes in the pool of works defining...
Saxophone Skeletons. That’s right, these five minutes of your life, of which you
will never get back, will be governed by my whims, and for these five minutes I
will be showing you pictures of Saxophone Skeletons. This one is pretty funky,
8/10.
This next guy is a classic. This is clearly a statue or statuette made of brass,
perhaps, which means someone was paid to sculpt that in actual real life. Just look
at the pose on this dude. Easy 8/10.
This one is a bit cartoonish for my taste, looking at the shape of the skull it lacks
the fine details that make the saxophone skeleton paradigm even work to begin
with, se here it’s missing the holes for the nostrils. 5/10.
Now this one is one heck of a Saxophone Skeleton. See the shape of this border,
and you may notice it bears some resemblance to a Tarot card, perhaps implying
this Saxophone skeleton is responsible for governing your fate. 7/10.
Now THIS is something! Absolute masterpiece of a picture. I’m not sure we’ll top
this one to be honest. The top hat, the glasses, the bowtie, the tasteful bit-crush,
incredible, truly incredible. A masterclass in Saxophone Skeletons. 9/10.
Turns out, this one is actually a Trumpet Skeleton, which falls under a slightly
separate taxonomy, but I felt compelled to put this one in, as this one is also a
certified classic. 8/10.
Eh, I’m not too big of a fan of this one. The illustrative style seems a bit dated, and
the overall pose loses its power because what little panache it has is lost behind the
saxophone. 4/10.
This one is pretty rad, with the iridescent sheen across the surface of the bones and
the sunglasses, though the pose is a little lacking, which could have been easily
prevented since this is a 3D model, which could have been easily posed better.
7/10.
Coming in at apparently around 95 dollars is this porcelain figure of a dashing
skeleton in a tuxedo and tophat playing it’s little saxophone. Though a bit
expensive, the pictures are free for all to enjoy. 7/10.
This one is pretty dang cool. The hair and the jacket do a lot of heavy lifting to
differentiate this picture from other Saxophone Skeleton pictures. The sheer force
of personality elevates the skeleton in my eyes. 8/10.
This one is very interesting, because I think it pretty accurately encapsulates the
sheer insanity core to the basic idea of saxophone skeletons. There’s so much
going on here and it helps reinforce the madness. 8/10.
This brave soul took it upon themselves to have a saxophone skeleton tattooed on
what appears to be perhaps the forearm or calf, noted prime tattoo real estate. A
good choice, if you ask me. 7/10.
This one is interesting, as the skeleton depicted appears to be stood on a stage, as
though it were performing for a crowd. The skeleton appears quite focused on their
task. Godspeed, I say. 8/10.
Here we have quite a strange Saxophone Skeleton, one which appears quite a bit
more different from the ones previously featured. That would be because this is
actually a rubber stamp being sold for 11 dollars online. 6/10.
This skeleton is… playing a guitar. (Wait 10 seconds) 0/10. Disgusting.
This picture is set apart from the others by way of it’s genuinely appealing
illustration. The way it’s drawn is like it belongs in an esoteric subgenre of
supernatural apocalypse graphic novels targeted towards a primarily young-adult
demographic. 9/10.
This one is a bit of a disappointment. The earth in the background, the solid colour
white bats, the fact the skeleton is not only somehow smiling but also not even
playing the saxophone? 4/10.
And on that disappointing note I leave on. Hopefully with this glimpse into the
Saxophone Skeleton sphere of content you can come to appreciate it just as much
as I pretend to. That is all.

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