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VOLUME 75 • NUMBER 8 • ISSUE NO. 826
Dear Highlights,
SHINE ON!
—Amiyah, Virginia
August 7 is
National
Lighthouse
We hope these tips help, Amiyah. Good luck! Day.
1 Decide to 2 Tell yourself 3 Expand your
have the attitude that it’s not a big world! You may
that it can be fun deal if you don’t even discover
to try new things. like something. new favorites.
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6 Up from a Nap 18 Crafts
Never fall asleep on Octopus bottle buddies.
a pile of jelly beans.
20 Our Gargantuan
7 The Timbertoes Galaxy
The Milky Way is huge!
A big fish story.
4 AUGUST 2020
Beware
of Trolls!
Artist Thom
Dambo ma as
kes them
from recyc
lable
materials.
36 Weird History
Strange but true stories
from the past.
38 Riddles
What do you call
a fake noodle?
39 BrainPlay
Start thinking of your
favorite reptile.
32 The Language
of Snakes
Josh feels shy—until he has 42 Dear Highlights
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34 Your Own Pages
See more creative work by 43 Picture Puzzler
talented kids like Lee. A little llama drama.
Lee Fregeau
Age 9 • Maryland
AUGUST 2020 5
Up
from
a Nap By Kristin Walker
Art by Matt Kaufenberg
Big fish!
W-o-o-o-w! This big?
I guess
he’s done
swimming for
the day!
AUGUST 2020 7
Looking Out for
Violet sat on the gym f loor, waiting for and straightened her arms. She spun
her turn to do cartwheels. She scowled around like a pinwheel. She did one,
at her little sister, Tilly, across the two, three cartwheels.
room. This was Tilly’s first week at Miss Taylor clapped. “Perfect!”
gymnastics. Violet had done gymnastics Violet noticed that Tilly had stepped
for the past two years. Why couldn’t away from the younger group to watch
Tilly find her own thing to do? Violet’s cartwheels.
“Matilda!” called Tilly’s instructor,
It was the same at home. Miss Brooke, from across the room.
Tilly followed Violet everywhere. Tilly’s full name was Matilda, but
everyone called her Tilly. Mom had
It was the same at home. Tilly told Miss Brooke about that, but
followed Violet everywhere. When Miss Brooke must have forgotten.
Violet practiced somersaults, Tilly Tilly didn’t move.
tumbled across the family room too. “Matilda!” called Miss Brooke again.
“Violet, you’re up!” called Violet’s Tilly didn’t seem to hear.
instructor, Miss Taylor. Violet jogged to “Matilda!” called Miss Brooke for
the mats. She pushed off with her legs the third time.
8 AUGUST 2020
Tilly By Erin Guendelsberger
Art by Maarten Lenoir
restroom. She found Tilly crying.
Seeing Violet, Tilly cried harder.
Violet put an arm around her sister.
Tilly sniffed. “I don’t want to do
gymnastics anymore.” She wiped away
tears with the back of her hand.
This was Violet’s chance. If she said
nothing to her sister, Tilly might decide
to quit for good. But Violet knew how
Thump!
excited Tilly had been about joining
gymnastics. So Violet said, “But you’re
better at somersaults than I am.”
“No, I’m not,” Tilly said. “I f lopped.”
“OK, so your first somersault on your
first day of gymnastics didn’t go right,”
Violet said. “On my first day, I put my
leotard on backward.”
Tilly smiled a little. “Really?”
“Really,” said Violet. “Maybe give it
another try?”
Tilly looked up suddenly. “Oh!” she Tilly smiled a little more. “OK.”
said. “That’s my name.” Violet and Tilly walked back into the
Kids laughed as she ran back to her gym together.
group. Tilly’s face turned bright red. And at the end of practice, Violet
Miss Brooke put an arm around her. reminded Miss Brooke, “My sister
“Your turn to do somersaults, Matilda.” goes by Tilly.”
Tilly walked to the mat, her face still
as red as a tomato. She crouched down “Maybe give it another try?”
to start a somersault. When she rolled,
though, she didn’t tuck her legs. She
f lopped f lat on the mat with a thump.
Kids laughed in surprise at the noise.
Tilly stood, said something to Miss
Brooke, and ran toward the restroom.
She was gone from the gym, as Violet
had wanted. But it didn’t feel right.
After telling Miss Taylor where
she was going, Violet hurried to the
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MY SC In the mouth, powerful
jaws crunched grains of
sand to eat the algae
and microscopic animals
on them. In the skeleton,
pieces of the jaws may
12 AUGUST 2020
Holes in the Why and how
body allowed
water to
does hair grow?
pass through Micah Hillman
Age 8 • Alabama
it so that
Hair grows because tiny, tube-like
strong
organs in the skin’s deepest layer keep
currents making more of it. There are about
didn’t flip 100,000 of these organs, or
it or carry follicles, on your head alone.
it away. At the base of each tube,
cells keep dividing and making
new cells. Newer cells push
up older ones, which fill
with flexible proteins
called keratins and with
a pigment called
melanin (which gives
hair its color).
The cells bind
together, hardening
into fiber strands.
By the time a
strand reaches
above your scalp,
its cells have been
Tiny holes in a flower-like dead for weeks.
pattern show where the Every few years,
sand dollar breathed. It took a follicle takes a
break. It withers.
in oxygen from the water
Weeks or months later,
through “tube feet.” it wakes up, and the cycle
starts again.
HOW LONG:
Likely 16 feet
WHEN:
Strong, 73 million years ago
deep jaws 252 201 145 66 Present
Triassic Jurassic Cretaceous Cenozoic
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Long-Jump Leapers
By Pat Lewis
In this big picture, find the book, umbrella, party hat, comb, slice of cake, canoe, broccoli,
boomerang, cupcake, pickax, saucepan, domino, musical note, fish, banana, and fishhook.
saucepan
musical domino
Fruit Figures
By Matthew Ochrym
note
Each type of fruit represents a certain number. Look at the
equations to figure out which number each fruit represents.
fish
B O N US
banana fishhook 1+4= !
+
+ +
BONUS + =
= ?
Can you also
find the pencil,
toothbrush, heart,
and snake? – =2 + =
Regular
grooming
will make
your
monster
look and
smell
great.
To Baby
prevent monsters
yucky need four
monster meals a day.
breathh, But when
brushh your monster
your reaches
monster’s ’ its first
teeth at birthday, one
least three daily meal
times a is usually
week. enough.
16 AUGUST 2020
Your monster needs a quiet Give your monster the room it needs to play.
place to sleep, away from
drafts and off the floor.
Set rules for where your Have your monster’s Your monster will feel
monster can, and cannot, sit. vision checked regularly. useful if you give it a job.
Your monster may need a Now that you know how to take care of
helping hand from time to time. your monster, have a howling-good time!
Crafts
Beachy Creature Feet
1. From craft foam, 2. Before gluing the 3. Use tacky glue to
draw and cut out shapes in place, try attach the shapes
creature-foot shapes on the flip-flops. If to the insoles of the
for a pair of flip- necessary, trim the flip-flops. Add foam
flops. Make a slit shapes. (If they’re decorations. Let
in each shape to go too long in front, it’s them dry. (Don’t
around the toe strap. hard to walk.) run in them!)
Octopus
Bottle
Buddies
18 AUGUST 2020 Crafts by Lisa Glover. Art by Mike Lowery.
Photos by Jim Filipski, Guy Cali Associates, Inc.
Shark
Ball
Toss
A Game for 2 or
More Players
1. For each “shark,”
ask an adult to
cut the bottom 2
inches off a two-
liter plastic bottle.
Use sandpaper to
smooth the edge, or
cover it with tape.
2. Paint the bottle
with acrylic paint.
Let it dry.
3. From craft foam,
cut out fins, eyes,
and teeth. Use
tacky glue to
attach them.
AUGUST 2020 19
Our Gargantuan
The Milky Way is bigger and That
brighter than most other galaxies. means
really
We live in a spectacular big!
group of stars called the Milky
Way galaxy. Every star you see
belongs to the Milky Way. But You
our galaxy is so big that you are
can’t even see most of it.
How many stars does
here
our galaxy have? More than
a hundred. More than a
thousand. More than a million!
In fact, the Milky Way has
more than 100 billion
(100,000,000,000) stars. If you
counted one star every second
for the rest of your life, you still
couldn’t count them all.
The Sun is one star in the
Milky Way. It is the star that
Earth goes around. The Sun
and everything that goes
around it are called the solar
system. The solar system is big.
But the galaxy is gargantuan.
20 AUGUST 2020
Galaxy By Ken Croswell, Ph.D.
22 AUGUST 2020
Maker
Hill Top Trine, one of
Thomas Dambo’s trolls in
Copenhagen, Denmark,
offers a beautiful view from
the palm of her hand. Thomas
has always been a climber, and
he builds all of his trolls strong
enough that visitors can enjoy
climbing on them too.
AUGUST 2020 23
Little Tilde is one of six trolls created for a project called Forgotten Giants. (Hill Top Trine is another.)
These trolls, like hidden treasures, can be found in beautiful spots on the outskirts of Copenhagen,
Denmark. Thinking of the birds and squirrels seeking shelter in winter, Thomas built 28 birdhouses
inside the Little Tilde sculpture.
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Thomas says
that the fun
part of art
for him is the
Treasure Hunting creation of it.
As a kid, I wanted to build
all sorts of things, from a
skateboard ramp to a castle
or tree house in my backyard.
I had lots of energy and
creativity. The problem was
that a kid doesn’t have the Green George is located in Christiania, Denmark. As
money to purchase supplies. with many of Dambo’s projects, this troll was created in
I started to bike around the collaboration with local volunteers, using trash from the
neighborhood looking for nearby landfill.
discarded wood, rope, and
other items that I could use
to create things.
In 7th grade, a girl in my
class gave me a good piece of
advice. She told me I should
take a different route each day
to experience something new.
I took her idea and learned all
about my city of Copenhagen,
Denmark.
Today, I still use this idea
of taking different routes as
I search for trash left out on
curbs. Items such as wire,
ropes, wooden pallets, metal,
old chair rollers, and plastic
containers are just waiting
for me to think of a way
to use them. If the
items are small, I use
“Tingfinder,” my
bicycle with a cart
attached, to take
home my “treasures.”
I use a truck for the
larger items.
Endless Possibilities
When I was in school,
we had a milk break. The
containers had a plastic
top. I realized that, every
single week, 500 kids
used 2,500 plastic tops!
I started asking if I
could have the plastic
tops. What could I do
with them? Make a big
mosaic? A plastic snake?
A large necklace? The
possibilities were endless.
Look at something and
think not what it is but
what it could become.
You can build all sorts
of things from stuff that
would be discarded. Be
part of the solution by
playing with things that
don’t create more trash.
A Dream Life
Trolls play an
important role in Danish
folklore. I used to listen
to a lot of audiobooks
set in the Scandinavian
fairy-tale universe. I
like fairy tales because
you can dream yourself
into a world where
anything can happen.
I’ve always liked
magic, trolls, nature,
and travel. I’ve always Thomas’s trolls can be
liked to build big things found in Denmark, Germany,
with recycled objects. Australia, Belgium, Mexico,
All of these interests South Korea, China, Puerto
have combined into the Rico, and several states
perfect job for me. in the U.S. Joen and the
My advice is to think Giant Beetle, right, is
about what you really in Miami, Florida.
love to do and let that
guide you. Keep moving
in the direction you’d
like to go.
26 AUGUST 2020
blocks
of wood
old
jeans
Ants crawl
Bees visit the flowers
between the
to collect nectar and
spines and eat
pollen. They are not
bits of the plant.
the only animals who
use this cactus.
28 AUGUST 2020
Cactus? Many people think the big, brown deserts of
the American Southwest could use a splash of
color. They should see the cholla (CHOY-yah)
cactus in full bloom! People love its beautiful
flowers, and nectar-drinking insects visit them
too. Even its sharp spines attract some
animals because the barbs keep
other creatures away.
AUGUST 2020 29
Rock, Paper, Scissors
Each row and column has two extra objects. Use coins to cover the extra objects so that
every row and column contains just one rock, one paper item, and one pair of scissors.
1. First ½ of YOGA
A Laugh and a Half 2. First ½ of UP
To solve the riddle, use the fractions of the words 3. Last ½ of TOUCAN
on the right. The first one has been done for you. 4. First ½ of COAT
What did the calculator say to the student? 5. Last ½ of AMOUNT
6. First ½ of ONCE
“Y
__O_ ___ _____ __ _ _ .” 7. Last ½ of NAME
“Why don’t
you join the
others?”
The van lurched through out. He couldn’t understand “snake.” He’d done a research
another rut on the dirt road. what the other tourists in the report on snakes and knew there
“Oof!” Josh said. van, two families from Mexico were some big ones in Mexico.
The driver smiled at Josh City, were saying. Seeing a snake in its native
in the rearview mirror. “Cinco “El chango grande!” a boy habitat would be cool.
minutos, niño.” Josh’s age shouted. Soon everyone calmed down,
“Five minutes.” Josh’s mom The boy’s brother and dad so Josh knew he’d missed what
smiled too. “It’ll be worth the looked out the window. Another they’d seen.
bumpy ride to swim in a cenote.” young boy, sitting with his “We’ve arrived,” Pedro, their
Josh nodded. The Yucatán parents and grandparents, guide, said. “Hemos llegado.”
Peninsula in Mexico was the chatted excitedly in Spanish. The cenote resembled a large
best vacation place ever. And Josh shrugged at his mom. pond with a sheer rock face
now he’d get to swim in a cenote, “Grande means ‘big,’ but I’m bordering half of it. A jungle
where, thousands of years ago, not sure I know what chango surrounded the rest.
the Mayan people collected their means,” she said. Pedro led everyone down a
drinking water. Josh peered out the window path and handed out snorkels
But right now, Josh felt left too. Maybe chango meant and masks. “The Yucatán has
32 AUGUST 2020
more than 3,000 cenotes,” he several steps backward, then seen the snake. Staying behind
said. “They come in all shapes turned and ran. “Snake!” Pedro, they moved forward. The
and sizes and are interconnected Looking excited, the other snake was no longer in the patch
by an underground river system.” boys climbed out of the water of sun. Josh hoped the vibrations
As Pedro repeated the and raced toward Josh. from their footsteps hadn’t scared
information in Spanish, Josh The smallest boy reached him it away.
dipped a toe in. Brrr. It felt like first. He pointed at a green Pedro tiptoed ahead, then
the springtime lake water back lizard clinging to the bench. motioned. Pointing toward the
home in Wisconsin. “Snake?” he asked. snake on a rock, he said, “Boa.”
Josh shook his head. “Lizard.” The boys inched closer. Pedro
Josh heard The boy nodded. “Lagarto.” wouldn’t let anyone go past him,
How could he let them know but the boys crowded around,
a rustling in what he saw? Josh thought eyes wide. They watched until the
the brush. quickly. He wiggled in what he snake slid beneath some fallen
thought was a snaky motion and branches and disappeared.
Josh and his mom eased into said, “Snake.” The boys grinned at Josh.
the clear water. Fish of varying “Ohhh,” the boys said. Josh grinned back. Then he
sizes swam lazily among the “Serpiente.” remembered the word from
rocks, their fins barely moving. “Serpiente,” Josh repeated. earlier. “So what does chango
After a little while, Josh heard They all laughed when one of grande mean?”
a splash. The boys from the van the boys f licked his tongue to The littlest boy scratched
were jumping into an open area imitate a snake. under his arms and made noises
roped off by buoys. Pedro came over, and the boys like a monkey.
“Looks fun,” Josh’s mom said. spoke to him. The only word Laughing, Josh and the boys
“Why don’t you join them?” Josh made out was serpiente. ran toward the swimming area
“But I don’t speak Spanish,” Josh pointed to where he’d together.
said Josh.
“I don’t think you need to,”
his mom said.
“Maybe not.” Josh moved The boys
toward the edge and stepped out.
The sun was soon cooking his
crowded around,
back, so Josh sat on a bench in eyes wide.
the shade while trying to get
up the courage to join the boys.
Away from the water, it was
quiet. Then Josh heard a rustling
in the brush.
His heart beat faster. A
beautiful snake, about four feet
long with geometric patterns of
brown and tan, slithered into a
patch of sun several yards away.
Its head was tapered and oval,
not f lat and triangular. From his
report, Josh had learned that
this meant it probably wasn’t
venomous. Still, he knew to keep
his distance. He got up, took
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An Ancient Robo-Bird
You may think of robots as modern
inventions, but the first known automaton
may have been built around 350 B.C. The
Greek mathematician Archytas built a
wooden dove that appeared to f ly.
Historians think the bird was powered
by air or steam and a pulley system.
No Snooze
eir
i tory ies
from the past
are strange
ane Gary Boller but true!
Button
In the 1800s
and early 1900s,
workers in England
hired human alarm
clocks. During the WAKE
Industrial Age,
many people
UP!
worked in mines or
factories and had
to wake up at
certain times for
their shifts.
Because alarm
clocks were a new Football Fusion
and expensive In 1943, the Philadelphia Eagles and the
invention, people Pittsburgh Steelers combined teams for
were paid to walk one season. At that time, many
through the streets professional football players had joined
and wake up their the armed forces for World War II. The
customers. They only players left were those who were
mostly used unable to fight in the war or who came
wooden rods to tap out of retirement to help fill out a team.
on bedroom Although the two teams’ coaches did not
windows, but some get along very well, the team that became
used peashooters. known as the “Steagles” finished the
season with a winning record.
36 AUGUST 2020
Wacky White
Fancy House Stories
Feet
In the 14th and
15th centuries,
fashionable
European men
wore long-toed
shoes called crakows
or poulaines. The
shoes’ pointed tips
extended as long as James Madison and
five inches beyond First Lady Dolley Madison
the toe! King Edward loved ice cream. The
IV of England found Madisons served all kinds
the shoes so absurd of popular flavors—
that he eventually including oyster—to
outlawed shoe tips White House guests.
that were more than
two inches beyond
the toe.
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What Is It?
Can you guess what each doodle puzzle shows?
By Joe Seidita
RIDDL ES
1. 2. 3.
What do you call a dinosaur
1 that snores?
Cayla Fronczek, Arizona
fast tomato
Tent. lollipop.
3. A slug doing
a handstand.
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say to the
page 15
Fruit Figures
Picture Puzzler
slow tomato? Stewart Carter, Pennsylvania
Pear = 5, Lemon = 10,
Apple = 3, Orange = 7.
Bonus! 25. What do you call a fake noodle?
Isla Hyjurick, Pennsylvania
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Rock, Paper,
Scissors
What do you call a pile
A Laugh
and a Half
6 of kittens?
Aleah Vanallen, Tennessee
“YOU CAN
COUNT
ON ME.” What is black, whi
te, and
read all over?
Covers: Dive In! by Howard McWilliam; What’s Wrong? by Chuck Dillon
Illustration credits: Page 2: Kevin Zimmer; 13: Ana Duna; 15: Jokes by Rich Powell, Fruit Figures by Scott Soeder; 30: Rock, Albel Nowell, Miss
issippi
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hat is a cat’s favorite color?
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Alamy Stock Photo, (right inset) B Christopher/Alamy Stock Photo; 39: (iguana) iStock/Getty Images Plus/amwu, (coins)
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a museum
Joking
Later on, when we were all
heading to the lake, Chase ran Joking with
up to me and said, “Hey! Imagine
you’re on the lake in a boat, OK?” Chase was one of
Around “OK,” I said.
“Now imagine a big wave
comes and tips your boat over,”
my favorite
parts of camp.
By Lissa Rovetch he went on.
Art by Amanda Morley “OK,” I said again. “Oh, ha! Yeah,” I said in a
“Now imagine a big, hungry confused, not-exactly-laughing
shark is coming to get you,” he kind of way. But before I had a
Dear Figuring It Out, said. “What do you do?” chance to stop and think about
I recently had that very same,
very confusing question at camp.
It began at lunch when this kid “You know why the
named Chase and I randomly bread dough was sad?”
started telling corny food jokes.
“You know what cows put
on their hot dogs?” Chase said.
“Mooooostard!”
“That was bad!” I laughed.
“You know what kind of fish you
put on a peanut-butter sandwich?
A jellyfish!”
“Wow, that was even worse.”
Chase laughed back. “You know
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how those words actually made
me feel, it was time to move on
to the next activity.
“Laughing with
people is way more
fun than laughing
at them.”
That night, when it was
lights-out time, I lay awake,
feeling grumpy and weird.
Half of my brain was thinking, “Can we talk for
Chase was just joking around; a second?”
don’t take it so hard. But
the other half of my brain
was thinking, Those bracelet
comments felt more mean than
fun. I knew that truly funny
things shouldn’t make my
stomach hurt.
The next day, Chase made
another one of his “jokes” on
the field. “Amelia must think
we’re playing golf instead of
softball.” He paused and smiled.
“Because every time she tries to “To be honest, I’ve been We ended up trading lots more
hit the ball, it just rolls on the thinking about this kind of a jokes over the next few days and
ground! Get it?” lot,” I said. “Can we talk for even decided to do our favorites in
“Um, I get it,” I said. “I just a second?” I glanced around the talent show. Then, believe it
don’t think it’s funny.” to make sure no one else was or not, we were voted the funniest
“What happened to your within earshot. skit overall!
sense of humor?” he asked. “Sure, I guess,” he said. So, dear Figuring It Out, it
“We might have different ideas might be worth telling your friend
of what’s funny,” I said. “I love how you feel. Maybe try explaining
our corny jokes, but I didn’t think that you think she’s talented
your ‘enemy bracelet’ comment and funny but the negative stuff
was funny, and I definitely don’t doesn’t make you feel great.
like joking about Amelia behind Hopefully, she’ll hear you and
her back. Basically, I think adjust her style. If not, remember
laughing with people is way more that there are plenty of fun,
fun than laughing at them. Does un-mean fish in the friendship sea.
that make sense?”
Luckily, Chase was cool about Ciao for now,
Arizona
the whole thing. “You know,” he
said, “I seriously never thought
about it like that.”
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Dear
Highlights
I have a habit
of brushing
my teeth
too long. I’m going to Greece next
Sometimes it’s year. But I don’t know
how to speak Greek!
hard to stop. Cleo, Nebraska
A Highlights Reader (by e-mail)
What an exciting adventure
The American Dental Association recommends brushing you have ahead of you. Greece
your teeth twice a day, for two minutes each time. Try setting is a beautiful country, with lots
a timer for two minutes. Keep an eye on it. Brush your upper of history, culture, and natural
teeth for one minute and your lower teeth for one minute, beauty to enjoy.
then stop and rinse. Eventually, as you learn what two In most big cities in Greece,
minutes of brushing feels like, you may not need the you’ll find that many people
timer anymore. speak at least some English.
Your parents and dentist may have ideas for you too. But this trip gives you a great
If you have more questions about keeping your teeth opportunity to learn a few
healthy, your dentist will be able to answer them. Greek phrases before you leave.
You can ask a librarian to help
you find Greek phrase books,
audio materials, and tour books.
They’ll help you learn about
I have a hard time being the language you’ll be hearing
patient for something that and the places you’ll be visiting.
I’m really looking forward to. Look up important words like
Graham (by e-mail) “please” and “thank you” and
useful questions like “How
It can be hard to be patient are you?” and “Do you speak
when you know that something English?” Being prepared with
good lies ahead. a few words and phrases may
It might be fun to make a help you feel more confident
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