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I like to bring in some of
my Kevin's Famous Chili.

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The trick is to
undercook the onions.

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Everybody is going to get to
know each other in the pot.

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Now, I'm serious
about this stuff.

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I'm up the night before, pressing
garlic and dicing whole tomatoes.

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I toast my own
Ancho chilies.

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It's a recipe passed down
from Malones for generations.

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It's probably
the thing I do best.

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Someone
is returning.

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He started his own company,
and now he's back.

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Who could it be?

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I'll give you a hint.
He is a man.

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A man you have missed
with all your heart.

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A man who has ruined
all other men for you.

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Who is it?

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Who is it?
Who is it?

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It's Michael Scott.

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Hold up!

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Conference room,
five minutes.

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Well, I guess the first
order of business

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is to welcome back
me and Pam and Ryan.

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And how about Casual Friday again, huh?
Reinstituting Casual Friday?

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You all look great.

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What I want to do right now is try
something a little different.
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I'm going to throw it out there,
starting with this meeting.

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I want you guys to run it. I want
you to say whatever you want.

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Take it away.
Your meeting.

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What are you doing?

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If there is something that you
would like to say as a group,

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then by all means, you may
say it to me right now.

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- Okay.
- Yes.

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People are dressed
inappropriately.

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Take it up with Toby.
What I want you to do

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is I want you
to look inward,

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and I want you to reflect, and I
want you to say something different.

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Can you give us a hint?
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When I needed salespeople
for my new paper company,

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everyone here turned
their back on me.

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Am I going to ask them to
beg for forgiveness? No.

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Am I going to ask for a
big, crying apology? No.

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Am I going to ask them to
slit their wrists for me? No.

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I just want a tiny,
microscopic version of that.

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Oscar, what were
you going to say?

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Nothing. I didn't
say anything.

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All right.

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Do I still have a job here?
Not important.

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Michael, she's...
Okay.

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All right,
yes, yes.
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She deserves to know.
You have a job.

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Frankly, you have a job
because Ryan and Pam

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are starting with us
as salesmen.

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Wait, what? How is
that going to work?

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It's going
to work very smoothly

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because Pam and Ryan
are bringing over

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a ton of clients from Michael
Scott Paper Company and...

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You mean the clients
you stole from us.

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Yeah, aren't we getting
those clients back?

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No, you lost
those clients.

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I call foul, sir.
Okay.

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You were bought out.
They...
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So the company, then, bought
out all of the stolen clients.

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Okay, Dwight, let me
explain something to you.

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I set the rules, and you
follow them blindly, okay?

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And if you have
a problem with that,

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then you can talk to
our complaint department.

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It's a trashcan.

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Don't fall in
love with me, kid.

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Boscov's
at the Steamtown Mall?

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It sure looked good
on the mannequin.

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Well, you have good taste.
Well, thanks.

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I sure wish I had more time to
talk to my clients, though.

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What?
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Isn't that what you said to a bunch of
my clients when you were stealing them?

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That I didn't have
enough time for them?

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Oh, I, uh...

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Close your mouth, sweetie.
You look like a trout.

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The man is
wearing sandals.

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I don't need to see Oscar's
toes at work. Gross.

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I mean, he looks like
he just got off the boat.

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Can't you just not
look at his feet?

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Excuse me?

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Oh! You're so educated,
aren't you, Toby?

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So trained to deal
with a hysterical woman!

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I don't want to
look at his feet!

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Do your job!

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Well, I was in the seminary
for a year and dropped out

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'cause I wanted to have sex
with this girl Kathy.

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Followed her
back to Scranton,

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took the first job
I could find in HR.

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Later, she divorced me.

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So, no, I wouldn't say
I have a passion for HR.

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There you are, my friend.
Oh. Thanks, man.

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Pamela.

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Thanks, Michael.
Yep.

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Fresh, hot ink.

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New file system?

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Trust me, Stanley, you're going to
want to read this memo very carefully.
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I am not changing
the way I do my files.

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No, no! This goes
for all of you.

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Believe me, you are going
to want to heat my words.

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When held over heat, the
invisible ink will reveal

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that everyone should meet
at the warehouse immediately.

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Do not ask me where
I got the invisible ink.

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Urine. It was urine.

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I'm sorry you're
offended by my shoes,

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but I'm not going to
drive home to change.

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Okay. I could loan you
a pair of socks. No.

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No, they're clean.
I was gonna wear them

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to volleyball practice.
I don't think so.
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Andrew Bernard.

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Okay, what are you
still doing at your desk?

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What are you still
doing not at your desk?

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Did you even
read the memo?

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All my files are now in
reverse alphabetical order...

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No, you idiot! There is a
code embedded in the memo.

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Listen, you need to round up all the
salesmen, except for Ryan and Pam,

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and get them down to
the warehouse, pronto.

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Oh, it is on, like a
prawn who yawns at dawn.

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Stop doing
rhyming poetry.

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Just tell them, please.
God, the simplest thing.

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We're in crisis
mode here.
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Do you understand
that two unqualified

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so-called salespeople
are being favored

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because they all
failed together?

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And frankly, I'm not convinced
that Michael and Pam

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didn't have a thing going
while they were gone.

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Can I address that?

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No, you're too close.
Okay.

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Stanley, how do you feel about
those two taking your clients?

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It's not right.
I don't like it.

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He doesn't like it.

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You don't take my clients away
and give them to a secretary.

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No offense, Jim.
I think she's very pretty.

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Her face is okay,
but...

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Jeez, what... What
are you doing here?

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I don't know. I saw a crowd. Thought
there might be a dog fight or...

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Get out!

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We need to
do something.

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I'm thinking maybe a coup,
or we take Ryan hostage.

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Those sound too harsh.

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No, I'm not saying
we do those things.

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I'm saying something
like those things.

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Of course.
What is like a hostage?

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Excellent question.

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We could write a
strongly worded letter.

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Words will never
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Strongly painted picture. No,
pictures are too interpretive.

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Can I just say something?
I know that tempers are high.

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But I think the best
way to handle this

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might be to just talk
to Michael directly.

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Oh.

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That... That's a
great idea, Jim.

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I totally see
your point.

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Okay, we'll talk to Michael directly,
so, uh, meeting is over, I guess.

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I'll see everyone upstairs.
Great. See you upstairs.

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Come on.

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Listen, now is the time for action.
I'm talking...

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That one's great.
I know.
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- Why are you so mad?
- You look so classy.

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I do? Well...

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Hi, you have a second? Michael
Scott Paper Company only.

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Yeah, I think you're gonna
wanna cool it with that,

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'cause it's starting to
upset the other salesmen.

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Okay, well...
Tough.

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I will... No. No.

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I'll talk to them when they all
get back from the bathroom.

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This is awkward to talk about,
but there may or may not be,

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but definitely is, a mutiny forming
in the warehouse right now.

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Against who?
You.

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Us.
What?
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It's gotta be because they
all want their clients...

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The old Michael Scott
might have taken this,

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but not the new
Michael Scott.

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They are in for a bitter surprise.
I am not to be truffled with.

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Six weeks ago, none of these
people wanted to come with me.

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You two were the only ones
with the stones to follow.

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Mmm-hmm.

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That was us, right there.
We were something else.

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What you gotta do is you gotta
go down to that warehouse

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and you gotta crack some skulls,
Chiklis style. Mmm-hmm.

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Yeah, The Commish.

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Yes, but Chiklis Shield style...
Okay.

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...not Commish style.
Yeah, yeah. The Shield.

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It's crazy, what's going
on out there today, huh?

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I know. Yeah,
it's kinda...

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Sometimes it's best
just to stay out of it.

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That's true.
That's right, yeah.

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Want to play a game?

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Hey, gang,
where you been?

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Lunch.

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Where'd you eat?
A restaurant.

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What did you
have, Stanley?

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I had a salmon salad
with water, no ice.

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I was going to get a soda, but the
waitress talked me out of it.

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Her name was Flo.
She had black hair.

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I had Mexican food.

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So since you
guys already ate,

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you won't be eating the stuff that you
brought with you for lunch, will you?

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Wow, Stanley,
is that egg salad?

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Andy brought
some salmon.

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That looks great.

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Dwight, is that
a meat sandwich?

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You guys hungry?
I can eat.

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I'm going to have some
of this meat sandwich.

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It's pony.

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Mmm! What kind of sauce
is on your salmon?

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Dijonnaise.
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Thanks for going out, guys.
Mmm-hmm.

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Hey, Meredith, can I talk to
you privately for a second?

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About what?
Your outfit.

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What? What's wrong
with my outfit?

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You might consider
pulling it down a touch.

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It's riding up
a little high.

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Bunch of prudes. You know,
Oscar's allowed to wear sandals,

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but I'm not allowed to
wear open-toed shoes?

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Is that how it goes?

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Meredith, your boob is out.

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Fine.

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Damn it, Meredith, where
are your panties?

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It's casual day.

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Happy?

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- Toby.
- Toby.

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Toby?

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No. If you do that,
I'm going to do that.

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If you do that,
I'm going to do that.

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If you do this,
I'm going to do that.

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What if I just do this?

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You don't want
to do that.

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I'm just hiding out until
all this stuff blows over,

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with Creed, playing
chess, at work.

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He's winning.

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I feel like I'm
describing a dream I had.

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I'm sorry you feel
that way, Mr. Bart.

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Is there anything I can do
to make things better?

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Give me the phone.
Give me the phone.

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Exactly, if this is your first complaint
in 10 years... That's my client.

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...things have been generally good.
Give me the phone.

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Tell him Dwight Schrute
wants to talk to him.

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- Look, Mr. Bart...
- Hi, Mr. Bart!

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...at these prices, with this service...
Hey, it's Dwight here!

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00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,752
...you're not going to
find this anywhere else.

243
00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,128
Dwight Schrute here. Hey,
don't hang up, Mr. Bart.

244
00:11:53,254 --> 00:11:55,506
No, sir, don't listen... Listen, I
know times are tough right now,

245
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:56,799
and I laud your thriftiness.
Look, let me...
246
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:58,425
Ryan, hand
the phone over!

247
00:11:58,468 --> 00:11:59,968
Stop flustering me,
everybody!

248
00:12:00,011 --> 00:12:01,970
Who let this boy
on the phone?

249
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:03,180
Mr. Bart!

250
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,809
I cannot believe
you lost that account!

251
00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:08,894
He was my client
for 10 years!

252
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,231
You made him lose the account by
screaming at him the entire time!

253
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,399
It's okay, Ryan.

254
00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,068
You're a secretary!
What do you know?

255
00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,112
And you're a temp!
And I'm taking your phone.

256
00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:20,072
I'm confiscating this!
Hey, guys...

257
00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:23,117
You know what I want you to do?
Shake hands, get over it.

258
00:12:26,955 --> 00:12:28,747
That was not
a shake, Dwight.

259
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,125
We want our clients back
or we quit, Michael.

260
00:12:31,209 --> 00:12:32,584
Who quits?

261
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,545
Me.

262
00:12:34,671 --> 00:12:36,755
And me.
Me, too.

263
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:37,840
You guys gotta be kidding.

264
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,425
No, we gotta be
deadly serious.

265
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,135
We'll start our
own paper company.

266
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:46,181
The Schrute-Bernard-Lapin-
Vance-Stanley Paper Company.

267
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,768
I love it! I love this idea,
and I fully support you.

268
00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:53,313
As a matter of fact, I'm going
to give you some seed money.

269
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:55,732
There you go. There's
some seed money for you.

270
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:57,651
And you can take it,
no hard feelings,

271
00:12:57,735 --> 00:13:00,237
but if you stay,
I want an apology,

272
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,321
and I want a big one.

273
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,824
You want us to apologize to you?
Yes, I do.

274
00:13:03,908 --> 00:13:05,451
That's completely backwards.

275
00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:06,660
It's frontwards!

276
00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,745
Michael, you thought you
were attacking Corporate,

277
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,205
but we were the
ones who got hurt.

278
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,623
You should be
apologizing to us.

279
00:13:11,708 --> 00:13:12,791
That's right.

280
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:17,838
Michael, you always said we were a family.
Then you went after us.

281
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:24,052
No matter how I look at
this, I am in the wrong.

282
00:13:25,263 --> 00:13:28,974
And I have looked at this thing
like 100 different ways,

283
00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:32,394
from my point of view,
from their point of view,

284
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:39,359
98 others, and bottom
line, I am in the wrong.

285
00:13:39,444 --> 00:13:40,736
I'm the bad guy.

286
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,781
I need you
to arrange a meeting

287
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,575
between me and
the sales staff

288
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,869
without Ryan
and Pam knowing.

289
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,287
Gasp.

290
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,498
Are you talking
about a secret meeting?

291
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:54,666
Whatever you guys
did earlier.

292
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,336
I don't know the first thing
about secret meetings.

293
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,339
Just do it, okay? Get them there.
Get them there.

294
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,673
I'll do the best
I can, Michael.

295
00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:02,799
Are you kidding me?

296
00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:05,594
Deceit does not come easy to me.
Okay, okay, okay.

297
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,356
I really love
your outfit.

298
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,024
Thank you so much
for saying that.

299
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:21,401
I can't believe that Toby
thinks this is inappropriate.

300
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:22,861
You look like J-Lo.

301
00:14:23,279 --> 00:14:25,447
So, from the bottom
of my heart

302
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:28,200
to the top of
my heart, I am sorry.

303
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,868
Are you giving us
our clients back?

304
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:32,329
If we could just focus
and go down the line,

305
00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:35,040
and everyone would say,
"Apology accepted,"

306
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,625
I think we would
all feel better,

307
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:40,504
and then we can break
out my gift to you,

308
00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,714
complimentary
white chocolate bark.

309
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,716
Nobody likes that stuff,
except for you.

310
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,802
They wouldn't make it
unless people liked it.

311
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,304
Michael, just give us our clients back.
That's all we care about.

312
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:51,223
Okay, if I give you
your clients back,

313
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,392
there won't be enough
clients for Pam and Ryan,

314
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:55,644
and I promised both of them that
they were going to be salespeople.

315
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,896
So?
Fine, have your clients.

316
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,566
I can see that's what you
wanted all along. Okay.

317
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,359
However,
I rescind my apology.

318
00:15:02,443 --> 00:15:03,527
- That's fair.
- Absolutely.

319
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:06,113
You are not reacting
at all as I had hoped.

320
00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:15,998
What did I tell you about
building forts in my warehouse?

321
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:21,420
Michael gave all of our clients
back to their old salespeople.

322
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,755
So now there's not enough for
both me and Pam to stay on.

323
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:26,049
He can only keep one of
us as a salesperson now.

324
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:27,801
He'll make his decision
by the end of the day.

325
00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:29,344
I think you
should get it.

326
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:31,680
You really
grew into it.

327
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,098
Oh.

328
00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,100
I think you
should get it.

329
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,603
You've changed a lot,
and you'd be good at it.

330
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,148
If you really think that, will
you tell that to Michael?

331
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:43,734
That would go a long
way, coming from you.

332
00:15:43,818 --> 00:15:44,943
Yeah.

333
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,236
Thanks.

334
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:50,324
So, hey, I want to set
you up with my daughter.

335
00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,951
Oh, I'm engaged to Pam.

336
00:15:53,036 --> 00:15:54,036
I thought you were gay.

337
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,496
Then why would you want to set
me up with your daughter?

338
00:15:56,581 --> 00:15:57,998
I don't know.

339
00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,625
Jim, could I talk
to you for a minute?

340
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,752
Sure, let me just
finish this turn.

341
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:06,465
And Bingo was
his name-o.

342
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,426
Let's go.
Challenge.

343
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:11,970
I need your help.

344
00:16:12,055 --> 00:16:14,514
This whole Pam-Ryan debate
is screwing with my head.

345
00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:17,351
Well, I don't want to be biased, but I
am very close to Ryan. You know that.

346
00:16:17,435 --> 00:16:18,727
You're close
with Pam, too.

347
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,229
Oh. She's nice, I guess.
You know what?

348
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,731
Best thing to do,
pros and cons list.

349
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:26,568
Pro for Ryan, he went to business school.
He's my number-one choice.

350
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,195
Well, that's...
I like his hair.

351
00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:31,448
Cons, Ryan, he
defrauded the company.

352
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,158
He has never made a sale. Okay.

353
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:34,326
He definitely
stole my iPod.

354
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:35,827
That sounds pretty biased.

355
00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:37,162
You didn't
hear my pros.

356
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,790
Environmentally conscious, 'cause his
mom drives him to work every day.

357
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,668
Okay. Pam, pros, I like her.
Mmm-hmm.

358
00:16:42,752 --> 00:16:45,921
I think that she
is a fast learner.

359
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,714
Cons, she doesn't
always follow through.

360
00:16:47,799 --> 00:16:50,092
New York and the whole
art school thing.

361
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,176
And Roy.

362
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,803
She has a weird voice.
That's not true.

363
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:53,970
I don't need to
tell you that.

364
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:56,556
I think she'd be a
really good salesperson.

365
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:59,351
I don't think you're being
totally impartial, though,

366
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,395
because you haven't said
one bad thing about Pam.

367
00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,021
And I won't.
Okay.

368
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:05,232
So be it. Then you've
lost credibility,

369
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,901
and I'm going to go with
my gut, and that's Ryan.

370
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:09,111
Okay.

371
00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,947
You're right. Sometimes,
when she is tired,

372
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,407
she can be
a little bit shrill,

373
00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,575
but that's not a weird
voice, that's just...

374
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,495
Take it easy.

375
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,415
Oh. Man! Wow!

376
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,708
"Honey!

377
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,212
"I want you to
put the garbage out!

378
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,047
"'Cause I'm not gonna
have sex with you

379
00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,966
"unless you bring
out the garbage!"

380
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,556
I have a very difficult
decision to make.

381
00:17:39,225 --> 00:17:41,601
It's like last week
I was at the video store.

382
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,896
Do I rent Devil
Wears Prada again

383
00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:48,024
or do I finally get around
to seeing Sophie's Choice?

384
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:52,362
It is what you would call a
classic difficult decision.

385
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,908
You don't understand
clothing, Toby!

386
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,619
You're dressed like this
amorphous blob of khaki.

387
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:00,954
All right, look, what
you've got to understand is

388
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,456
when you come to work,

389
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:07,085
Listen up, Flenderson, you're
being weak and ineffectual.

390
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,087
I'm cowboying
this meeting, okay?

391
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,923
Here are the new rules,
okay? Earth tones only.

392
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:14,259
Also, women are forbidden
to wear pants.

393
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:16,303
All right, come on,
sit down, Dwight. No.

394
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:17,929
I'm running this meeting.
That's debatable.

395
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:19,055
It's not.
Listen...

396
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,932
It's not. Sit down,
or I'm writing you up.

397
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,768
Hmm. Where's
this guy been?

398
00:18:22,852 --> 00:18:24,227
Casual Fridays
are canceled.

399
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,812
What? Let's just
not do it anymore.

400
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:27,564
That's not a solution.
No, it is a solution.

401
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,940
You're running
from the problem.

402
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,817
There's not a single
appropriate outfit

403
00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:33,069
in this whole... Except
mine, quite honestly.

404
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,864
Pam, could you
come in here, please?
405
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,119
Have a seat.

406
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:42,329
Okay.

407
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,709
Well, there's no
easy way of saying this,

408
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:52,672
so I think I will
just drag it out.

409
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:57,302
Since the dawn of time, there have been...
Just tell me.

410
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,012
I gave Ryan
the sales job.

411
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:03,642
There just weren't enough
clients for the two of you.

412
00:19:03,726 --> 00:19:05,268
So I had to...

413
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,354
I'm sorry. Sorry. No, okay,
okay, I get it, yeah.

414
00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,151
Why are you giggling?

415
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,322
Is this a joke?

416
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,615
Michael, is this...

417
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,867
Did I get the job?

418
00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:22,285
Yes.

419
00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,662
I did?
Yep.

420
00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:26,414
For real? You're not
kidding? I did?

421
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,458
No, you're the best person for the job.
You're going to be great.

422
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,585
Oh, Michael, thank you!
Okay.

423
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,255
Thank you. Thank you.
You will not be sorry.

424
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:38,343
You should have seen your face.
Oh. Man! That was classic.

425
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,805
I really thought
I didn't get it.

426
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:42,973
Oh. Really?

427
00:19:43,057 --> 00:19:44,057
Yeah.
Man.

428
00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,559
That was really good.
'Cause you said I didn't.

429
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:47,060
That was really good.

430
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,478
What about Ryan?
431
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:50,856
I don't know. I offered
him his temp job back.

432
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,065
We'll see.

433
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:55,735
He was not happy at all
when I offered him this job,

434
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,988
and then I told him that he
didn't get the job, so...

435
00:19:58,072 --> 00:20:00,824
Yeah, maybe you shouldn't
fake-fire people anymore.

436
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:03,451
I don't appreciate you
telling me what to do,

437
00:20:03,536 --> 00:20:06,079
so clean out your desk.
You are through.

438
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,541
Thanks, Michael.
Oh.

439
00:20:09,625 --> 00:20:11,251
What's our
receptionist's name?

440
00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:12,377
Erin.

441
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:13,628
Could you send her in?

442
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:19,384
Erin, Michael
wants to see you.

443
00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,390
Hello.
Hi.

444
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:26,600
Have a seat.

445
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:30,520
This is very
difficult to say.

446
00:20:30,605 --> 00:20:33,356
But no one here likes
you in the office,

447
00:20:33,441 --> 00:20:35,775
and we're going to
have to let you go.

448
00:20:39,322 --> 00:20:42,282
Hank, would you come up here, please?
Hank is our security guard.

449
00:20:42,408 --> 00:20:44,618
Oh. I can go... He will
be ushering you out.

450
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:47,412
Oh.

451
00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,081
Oh, your face.

452
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,333
Oh!

453
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:55,253
Is... Do the people... No, I'm kidding.
You're not fired. Yet.

454
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:58,632
Do they not
like me, though?

455
00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,342
I don't know, actually. Okay.