YELLOW FEVER'S FINGER ON LOCAL FOOTBALL'S PULSE

Edition Four
CAPSTICK,
THERON
AND MORE
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 Editorial - Get Well Soon Cappy
Steps in the Right Direction The thoughts of all the staff of Park Life go out to Waterside Karori’s
Dave Capstick. Cappy had his skull cracked by his own team mate two
Here at Park Life we are pretty emo. We can’t understand why everyone weekends ago while playing against Island Bay. Cappy needed surgery
hates us, and generally we like to hang out by ourselves and listen to and will have a long recovery.
sad music.
A top man, one of the game’s gentlemen, it’s a tribute to his good
But lately some things have given us reason to put down the razor blades humour that he posted photos of his bandaged head to Facebook with
for a moment and wonder if life isn’t maybe worth giving another shot. the comment: “I’ve got a sore head”.
Here they are, in short form.

First, there’s the interest in Big Cup - which has been awesome. Big
crowds were reported at Cup games around the Capital and media
coverage was significant. Shows that people care!

Second, there’s the two new artificial turfs about to open at Wakefield
Park, the rumour of two going into Lower Hutt, and one going into
Porirua. After years of whinging, it’s nice to see something happening on
that front!

Third, there’s Capital Football, who have been working alongside Park
Life (who would have thought it!). We have them to thank for our super-
up-to-date Twitter stream of results from the top grades.
Follow us: @Park_Life.

Fourth, is the amount of football being played. 18 Capital Football men’s

leagues this year. Amazing.

Fifth, the new U17 league on a Sunday, which is helping clubs bridge
the gap with schools after the disastrous decision (that nobody wanted)
to move U16 football out of clubs and into schools. Now those kids
have somewhere decent to play, and clubs can stay connected to their
youngsters through high school.

But still everyone hates us and the world is against us. Girls laugh when
we walk past. So it’s back to the bathroom to run the hot water. This time
we have to remember it’s down the road not across the street.

Get well soon Cappy, we all miss you!

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 This Weekend’s Draw

SATURDAY 30 APRIL:
LOTTO MEN’S CENTRAL LEAGUE:
PN Marist vs Lower Hutt City Memorial Pk (2.30)
Western Suburbs vs Wairarapa Utd Endeavour 1 (2.30)
Petone vs Tawa Petone Memorial 1 (2.30)

FOOTBALL CENTRAL PREMIER LEAGUE:
Upper Hutt City vs Wainuiomata Harcourt 1 (2.30)
Miramar Rangers vs Olympic David Farrington Pk (2.30)
Marist vs Island Bay United Kilbirnie (2.30)
Waterside Karorib vs Wellington United Karori Park 1 (2.30)
Stop Out vs Western Suburbs Hutt Pk 1 (2.30)

SUNDAY 1 MAY:
LOTTO MEN’S CENTRAL LEAGUE:
Olympic vs Maycenvale Newtown (2pm);
Napier City Rovers vs Miramar Rangers Park Island (2pm);

Central League Table

P W D L GF GA PTs
Wairarapa Utd 5 4 0 1 13 5 12
Western Suburbs 5 4 0 1 11 7 12
Miramar Rangers 5 3 2 0 9 3 11
Lower Hutt City 5 2 1 2 7 6 7
Olympic 5 2 1 2 12 11 7
Tawa 5 2 1 2 10 13 7
Maycenvale 5 2 0 3 9 12 6
Petone 5 1 1 3 7 12 4
PN Marist 5 1 0 4 7 10 3
Napier City Rovers 5 0 2 3 4 10 2

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 Game of the Week - Capstick, Smith and Safiq clashed loudly. Safiq trying to keep
Smith off the pitch, and Smith not particularly interested in
Three Crackers complying. Apparently Smith’s loud mouth could be heard
Two really good Central League games worth seeing this weekend. from inside the clubrooms. This follows on from Safiq send-
On Saturday Western Suburbs (2nd) host Wairarapa United (1st) at
ing Smith from the sideline in a schoolboy game he was
Endeavour Park. Wests have been a bit of a surprise this year, back on a
winning curve after a couple of mixed seasons. Wairarapa almost folded coaching, and Smith clattering Safiq in last year’s end of sea-
last summer, but despite losing some talented players have kept the core son game against the Referee XI. Rumour has it that Smith
of their team together and have made a bright start to the season. was the one who organised for Safiq’s taxi to be towed from
Te Whaea last year. Angry much?
Olympic (5th) host Maycenvale (7th) on Sunday at Newtown Park.
Maycenvale have had some good results lately after a slow start to the Shaun Gill made his first appearance for Miramar Rangers
season, while Olympic will bounce back any day now from a slow start.
off the bench in their reserve team’s game against Western
Maycenvale have recent signed former Phoenix goalkeeper coach Jonny
Gould to bolster their defence. Should be a good game. Suburbs last weekend. Gill, who is also the reserve team
coach and Team Wellington General Manager, had to glove
In Capital Premier the game to go to is probably Miramar vs Olympic at up when their regular keeper had to come off injured. Didn’t
David Farrington Park. These two old foes always produce good battles help Wests though, they lost 4-2 after being 2-0 up.
and with Olympic’s first team playing on Sunday they might take the
opportunity to drop a few players for this one. Expect fireworks.
Waterside Karori took advantage of a loophole in the sus-
pension laws by sacrificing Dave Capstick in order to get sus-
pended keeper Nick Tarrant back without missing a game.
Giggles from Around the Grounds Tarrant was suspended for the Easter Saturday clash against
Tantrum failure of the week goes to Leighton Arraj, who Island Bay, but Karori contrived to have the game abandoned
stormed out of Petone after he was put on the bench as he by getting Liam Dunbar to break Cappy’s head. NZF ruled
came back from injury. He headed across town to Lower that the suspension was served, and Tarrant was free to
Hutt, where he was told he’d have to start in the reserve play in the Monday Chatham Cup fixture. The game against
team and work his way up. He didn’t like that much, so Island Bay is to be replayed, so he missed nothing. Cappy on
stormed straight back to Petone where he started their next the other hand...
game. After being subbed in that game, he heaved his toys
out again, and went back to Lower Hutt where he sat on The Theron Files. Any avid follower of Wellington club foot-
their bench against Maycenvale. Brilliant stuff. ball will have come across the joy of Jake Theron. Now, Park
Life enjoys a beer with Jake as much as the next man, but
Same old Smithy. Occasional Park Life contributor Guy he does have a habit of explosions. Here is a brief history of
Smith loves a good argument, and also has a famous love for Jake the Snake:
referee Mohammed Safiq. When trying to organise ambu-
lance access for injured Karori duo Liam Dunbar and David

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 2009
Plays for Western Suburbs, and works for the
attached Ole Academy. Has regular minor tantrums at train-
ing. Throws water bottles when he misses the target (often),
blames all and sundry for his mistakes (many). Famously,
after coming on as a sub with 20 to go, screams to his team
mates “boys, I’ve been on for 15 minutes and I haven’t
touched the ball yet”, as if that was their fault. Spends most
of his time on the bench. Whinges a lot.

2010
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Starts season at Wests. Not happy about not starting. Leaves
and heads across town to Stop Out in the league below after
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about four games. Gets sent off in his first appearance for
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new club. Sets the tone for his time there. Drives everyone
nuts with his non-stop chatter. Steve Gulley tells him to pull
his head in at training. Tension rises. Last game of season
against Island Bay he gets subbed, blows up at coach and
throws his shirt down in disgust. Storms off to changing
rooms, only to find they are locked. Has to walk back to dug-
out with tail between legs and fetch his shirt back. Leaves at BIG CUP ROUND ONE DRAW
end of season. Central Region (to be played May 14/15)
Wainuiomata vs Wairarapa United – Richard Prouse Park
Wellington United vs Olympic – Newtown Park
2011 Tawa vs Levin or North Wellington – Redwood Park
Starts season at Lower Hutt. Gets dragged against Maycen- Upper Hutt vs Waterside Karori – Harcourt Park
vale (two weekends ago). Yells at George Barbarouses. Then Waikanae vs Island Bay – Jim Cooke Park
yells at coach Brendan McIntyre. Says “F&ck you, you need Lower Hutt City vs Western Suburbs
to see the game differently you f&ck.” Assaults Bell Park Petone vs Kapiti Coast United – Petone Park
fence. Heads up to balcony and sinks a few beers. Leaves at Stop Out vs Stokes Valley – Hutt Park
full time. Doesn’t hang around for speeches.
Byes to Round two (Central Federation clubs): Inglewood, Napier City
Appears back on the bench for them in Big Cup. Rovers, New Plymouth Rangers, Palmerston North End, Palmerston
North Marist, Red Sox Manawatu, Taradale.
Stay tuned. It’s going to be an interesting season! Seeded to Round two (Chatham Cup champion): Miramar Rangers.

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