Alice in Wonderland

Introduction: Two
Two narrators will start the play
pla y by introducing on the character of Alice and the

White Rabbit.

 Narrator 1 : Alice
Alice is about to discover that Wonderland
Wonderland is nothing
nothing like she epected!

 Narrator " : It#s a land filled with racing $obsters% caterpillar% painting cards% and even a

&heshire &at% that#s 'e!

 Narrator 1 : (ou
(ou 'ean us.. )ut I..

 Narrator " : *eaning 'e.

 Narrator 1 : That is we!

 Narrator " : Alice

Alice 'eets a pallid% long+eared% carrot+'unching ,uadruped known only
only

as...

)oth narrators : The White Rabbit!! -crickets chirping sound .

The &heshire &ats look at each other and throw a huge smile to audience).

 Narrator 1 : Ahe'%
Ahe'% I said% first she 'eets..

)oth narrators
narrators : The White
White Rabbit!!
Rabbit!!

 Narraror " : /h!! 0e is always late.

 Narrator 1 : (o%
(o% White Rabbit% (ou
(oure
re on! &alling for White Rabbit while shouting2.
shouting2.

Scene 1

(The White Rabbit runs on while carrying a big pocket watch. Alice wakes up and sees him).
White Rabbit: I am late! I am late! I am late!

Alice : 0ow cool is that! I wonder what is the right thing to say to a talking rabbit.

White Rabbit : /h 3ear% dear% dear!

Alice : What#s up% doc4 No% huh4 5h'% I 'ean... hi% 'y na'e is6 

White Rabbit : 7ing the song2

h no! h no! h no! h no!

 I"m late I"m late #or a $ery important date

 %o time to say &hello" and &goodbye" 

 I"m late I"m late I"m late I"m late

(narrators sing: he"s o$erdue '. e"s in a rabbit stew)

an"t e$en say goodbye

(All sing : ello)

 I"m late I"m late I"m late

 I run and then I hop hop hop

 I wish that I could #ly

There"s a danger i# I stop stop stop

 And here"s the reason why!

Ill never 'ake it! I' late. Talk to audience and 8u'p into the hole2.

 Narrator " : Alice followed the White Rabbit to the edge of the hole and she stopped2.
Alice : 7hould I or shouldn#t I4 (ou know what they say: 9If you don#t eplore%

you#ll never discover.9 )ut 'y sister *athilda always says% 9$ook before

you leap.9 Well% I#' looking and it looks deep and dark and I can#t see the

 botto' and 'aybe it goes all the way to the center of the earth and I#ll be

 burnt to a crisp in the 'olten core like the bad 'arsh'allow we#ve all heard so

'uch about! (pause) /r not. (pause) /k% I looked. Now it#s ti'e to leap!

 Narrator " : Alice 8u'ped into the rabbit hole. 7he fell and fell and fell2.

Scene 2

 Narrator " : Alice then looked around and realied that she has landed inside a s'all

house with 'any doors2.

Alice : /uchh!! Thats hurt. $ooking around2. Where is this place4

0eyyy!! There is a key on the table. It 'ust be for one of the doors here. $ets

see;. /h% it works.. but I cant fit through this little door.

Alice looks around and find a bottle of drink2.

Alice : 0'';drink 'e44 3rinks2 (u''y..its delicious..3urian and a bit of <epsi

flavour;*y new favourite!!

 Narrator " : As soon as Alice finish the drink% so'ething strange happened2.

Alice : /hh no!!! Ive 8ust shrank. Walk into the s'all door2.

 Narrator " : Alice is now able to get out through the little door2.
Scene 3

White Rabbit : Well% dont 8ust stand there. 0uryy! )ring 'e 'y hat and gloves at once.

0urry up! I' late I said.

Alice : What44 5hhh er'''';alright;

 Narrator " : Alice had no idea what she was doing but she ran into the rabbits house2.

Alice : Whats 8ust happened4 I was talking to a rabbit and now I a' running for

hi'. What a strange place.

 Narrator " : Alice entered a s'all neat and tidy house2.

Alice : )ut; Where are they44 Ahh there they are. 7howing onto a table full with

things2 /hhh!! $ooked..a cake..Ill have so'e. =iggling2.

 Narrator " : Alice ate the whole cake and suddenly she started to grow bigger2.

Alice : /hh..whats happening to 'e4 I' getting bigger!!!

White Rabbit : 0ur''.. whats taking her so long444 Walking to his house2.

/hhh no!!!!! whats going on4444 Rabbit ran into the garden to take

so'ething2. =et out of here. >at that once only while throwing a cookie to

Alice2.

Alice : /hh.. a cookie. *aybe if I eat this it will help. Nco''' nco'''.

>'''..this tastes good. I want eat 'ore. Nco''''';/hhhh!! I have

 beco'e too s'all.

 Narrator " : Alice beca'e s'aller than her nor'al sie. 7uddenly% she saw a blue

caterpillar2.
Scene 4

&aterpillar: A e i o u a e i o u a e i o u o u e i o a u e i a a e i o u'  Who are you4

Alice : I+ I+ I hardly know% sir! I changed so 'any ti'es since this 'orning% you

see;

&aterpillar : I do not see. >plain yourself.

Alice : Why% I' afraid I cant eplain 'yself% sir% because I' not 'yself% you

know;

&aterpillar : I do not know.

Alice : Well% I cant put it any'ore clearly for it isnt clear to 'e!

&aterpillar : (ou4 Who are you4

Alice : Well% dont you think you ought to tell 'e+ cough+cough% cough+cough% who

you are first4

&aterpillar : Why4

Alice : /h dear. >verything is so confusing.

&aterpillar : It is not.

Alice : Well% it is to 'e.

&aterpillar : Why4
Alice : Well% I cant re'e'ber things as I used to% and;

Alice : Well% cough+cough+couch% if you ask 'e;

&aterpillar : (ou4 0uh% who are you4

Alice : &ough+cough% cough+cough% A+choo! /h!

&aterpillar : (ou there! =irl! Wait! &o'e back! I have so'ething i'portant to say!

Alice : /h dear. I wonder what he wants now. Well;4

&aterpillar : ?eep your te'per!

Alice : Is that all4

&aterpillar : No. >acitically% what is your proble'4

Alice : Well% its eacitici+% eaciti+% well% its precisely this: I should like to be a

little larger% sir.

&aterpillar : Why4

Alice : Well% after all% three inches is such a wretched height% and;

&aterpillar : I a' eacitically three inches high% and it is a very good height indeed!

Alice : )ut I' not used to it. And you neednt shout! /h dear!

&aterpillar : )y the way% I have a few 'ore helpful hints. /ne side will 'ake you grow

taller;

Alice : /ne side of what4

&aterpillar : ;and the other side will 'ake you grow shorter.

Alice : The other side of what4

&aterpillar : The 'ushroo'% of course!!

Alice : 0''. /ne side will 'ake 'e grow; but which is which4 0''. After all

thats happened% I+ I wonder if I; I dont care. I' tired of being only three

inches high +yi +yi +yi +yi +yi!

Scene 5

Alice : =oodness. If the people here are like that% I+ I 'ust try not to upset the'.

0ow very curious!

*arch 0are : 'to us. I# there are no ob*ections let it be unanimous!

*ad 0atter : A $ery merry unbirthday'

*arch 0are : A $ery merry unbirthday'

*ad 0atter @ *arch 0are: A $ery merry unbirthday to us! ;

*arch 0are : A $ery merry unbirthday to me.

*ad 0atter : To who+

*arch 0are : To me.

*ad 0atter : h you!

*arch 0are : A $ery merry unbirthday to you.

*ad 0atter : Who me+

*arch 0are : ,es you.

*ad 0atter : h me!

Alice wants to 8oin the' in a tea party2

*arch 0are @ *ad 0atter: No roo'% no roo'% no roo'% no roo'% no roo'.

Alice : )ut I thought there was plenty of roo'!

*arch 0are : Ah% but its very rude to sit down without being invited!

*ad 0atter : Indeed. ery very rude!

Alice : /h% I' very sorry% but I did en8oy your singing and I wondered if you could

tell 'e;

*arch 0are : (ou en8oyed our singing4

*ad 0atter : /h% what a delightful child! 0ah! I' so ecited% we never get co'pli'ents!

(ou 'ust have a cup of tea!

Alice : That would be very nice. I' sorry I interrupted your birthday party; uh%

thank you.

*arch 0are : )irthday4 0ahaha! *y dear child% this is not a birthday party!

*ad 0atter : /f course not! 0ehehe! This is an unbirthday party!

Alice : 5nbirthday4 Why% I' sorry% but I dont ,uite understand.

*arch 0are : Its very si'ple. Now% thirty days have sept+ no% when; an unbirthday% if you

have a birthday then you; haha; she doesnt know what an unbirthday is!

*ad 0atter : 0ow silly! 0a ha ha ha! Ah+hu'; I shall elucidate! Now statistics prove%

 prove that youve one birthday.

*arch 0are : I'agine% 8ust one birthday every year.

*ad 0atter : Ahhh% but there are BCD unbirthdays!

*arch 0are : <recisely why were gathered here to cheer!

Alice : Why% then today is 'y unbirthday too!

*arch 0are : It is4

*ad 0atter : What a s'all world this is.

*arch 0are : In that case; a $ery merry unbirthday.

Alice : To me+

*ad 0atter : To you!

*arch 0are : Would you like a cup of tea4

Alice : /f course!

*ad 0atter : &lean cup% clean cup! *ove down!

Alice : )ut I havent used 'y cup!

*arch 0are : &lean cup% clean cup% 'ove down% 'ove down% clean cup% clean cup% 'ove

down!

*ad 0atter : And now% 'y dear% so'ething see's to be troubling you. 5h% wont you tell

us all about it4

*arch 0are : 7tart fro' the beginning.

Alice : /h% yes. I was sitting on the riverbank with uh; with you know who;

*ad 0atter : I do% hehehe4

Alice : I 'ean 'y whispering to 'ad hatter2

*ad 0atter : Tea4

*arch 0are : Eust half a cup if you dont 'ind.

*arch 0are : I have an ecellent idea! $ets change the sub8ect!

*ad 0atter : Why is a raven like a writing desk4

Alice : Riddles4 $et 'e see now. Why is a raven like a writing desk4

*ad 0atter : I beg your pardon4

Alice : Why is a raven like a writing desk4

*ad 0atter : Why is a what4

*arch 0are : &areful! 7hes stark raving 'ad!

Alice : )ut+ but its your silly riddle! (ou 8ust said;
*ad 0atter : ery good44!

*arch 0are : 0ow about a nice cup of tea4

Alice : A nice cup of tea% indeed! Well% I' sorry% but I 8ust have no ti'e!

*arch 0are : The ti'e% the ti'e! Whos got the ti'e4

White Rabbit : No% no% no% no! No ti'e% no ti'e% no ti'e! 0ello% goodbye! I' late! I'

late!

Alice : The white rabbit!

White Rabbit : /h% I' so late! I' so very very late!

*ad 0atter : Well% no wonder youre late! Why% this clock is eactly two days slow!

White Rabbit : Two days slow4

*ad 0atter : /f course youre late. 0ahaha! *y goodness. Well have to look into this.

A+ha! I see whats wrong with it! Why% this watch is full of wheels!

White Rabbit : /h% 'y poor watch! /h% 'y wheels! *y springs! )ut+ but+ but+ but% but+ but+

 but;

*ad 0atter : 7calpel!

*arch 0are : 7calpel!

*ad 0atter : Forceps! /f course% we need so'e

*arch 0are : Forceps!

White Rabbit : For+for+ceps4

*ad 0atter : <liers!

*arch 0are : <liers!

White Rabbit : /h no no% no no no

*ad 0atter : 7cissors!

*arch 0are : &o'ing your way!

*ad 0atter : <eanut )utter!

*arch 0are : <eanut )utter!

*ad 0atter : And finally% so'e li'e 8uice!

*arch 0are : $i'e Euice dip watch into 8uice2

White Rabbit : /h no. Not li'e 8uice.

*ad 0atter : /h look at that!

*arch 0are : Its going 'ad!

Alice : /h% 'y goodness!

White Rabbit : /h dear!

*arch 0are : It is going 'ad! *ad watch! *ad watch!

*ad 0atter : /h% look! /h 'y goodness!

*arch hare : Theres only one way to stop a 'ad watch! hitting the watch2

*ad 0atter : Two days slow% thats what it is.

White Rabbit : /h% 'y watch;

*ad 0atter : It was4

White Rabbit : And it was an unbirthday present too.

*arch 0are : Well% in that case;

*arch 0are @ *ad 0atter: A $ery merry unbirthday to you!

Alice : *ister Rabbit! /h% 'ister Rabbit! /h% now where did he go to4

Alice : /f all the silly nonsense% this is the stupidest tea party Ive ever been to in all

'y life. Well% Ive had enough nonsense. I' going ho'e. 7traight ho'e.

That rabbit. Who cares where hes going anyway. Why% if it hadnt been for

hi' I; GTulgey Wood; 0''% curious. I dont re'e'ber this. Now let 'e

see; /h! 5h% no no% please. No 'ore nonsense. Now% if I ca'e this way% I

should go back this way!

Scene 6

&ard <ainter 1 : Were painting the roses red.

&ard <ainter " : Were painting the roses red!

Alice : /h% pardon 'e% but 'ister Two% why 'ust you paint the' red4
&ard <ainter " : 0uh4 /h! Well% the fact is% we planted the white roses by 'istake. And% the

,ueen% she likes the' red. If she see this% she will raise a fuss and each of us

would ,uickly loose his head.

Alice : =oodness!

&ard <ainter 1 : 7ince this is the thought we dread% were painting the roses red!

Alice : /h dear! Then let 'e help you! <ainting the roses red.

&ard <ainter 1 : Not pink% not green.

Alice : Not a,ua'arine.

&ard <ainter " : The Hueen! The Hueen!

Alice : The Hueen4

&ard <ainters : The Hueen!

Hueen : &ards% halt! &ount off!

&ards : /ne% two.

Alice : The rabbit!

White Rabbit : 0e;he; her i'perial highness% he; her grace% her ecellency% her royal

'a8esty% the Hueen of 0earts!

Hueen : 0u'; Whos been painting 'y roses red4 Whos been painting 'y roses

red4 Who dares to taint% with vulgar paint% the royal flower bed4 For painting

'y roses red% so'eone will lose his head!

&ard <ainter 1 : /h% no! (our 'a8esty! <lease% its all his fault!

&ard <ainter " : Not 'e% your grace! The Ace% the Ace!

Hueen : (ou4
&ard <ainter " : No% Two!

Hueen : The 3euce you say4

&ard <ainter " : Not 'e% the Ace!

Hueen : Thats enough! /ff with their heads!

The cards start to run all over the place2

Hueen : 7top

Alice : /h% please% please! They were only trying to;

Hueen : And who is this4

&ard <ainter 1 : 5h; well% well% well% now% eh; let 'e see% 'y dear. It certainly isnt a

heart; do you suppose its a club4

Hueen : Why% its a little girl.

Alice : (es% and+ and I was hoping;

Hueen : $ook up% speak nicely% and dont twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes.

&urtsey. /pen your 'outh a little wider% and always say Gyes% your 'a8esty!

Alice : (es% your 'a8esty! )ut I want to ask;

Hueen : Ill ask the ,uestions! 3o you play 7i'on 7ays4

Alice : Why% yes% your 'a8esty.

Hueen : Then let the ga'e begin!

Hueen sing the song.2

-imon says curtsey. 

-imon says bow. 

-imon says genu#lect. 

-imon says meow. 

-imon says swim upstream. 

-imon says think about what I/m saying. 

-imon says scream. 

-imon says gro$el at my #eet like spineless dogs. 

 %ow stand up! (All but Alice stand up.)

 I didn/t say -imon -ays! ## with their heads!

Hueen approaches Alice.

Hueen : 7o you have play this ga'e before4

Alice : /h yes (ou *a8esty% I love 7i'on 7ays.

Hueen : /h does 7i'on loves you% I wonder4

Hueen : 7i'on 7ays stand up! Ti'e for the second round. Hueen grabs Alice hand to

the front2

Hueen continues singing the 7i'on 7ays.

-imon says hop on one leg. 

-imon says do *umping *acks. 

-imon says leap like a #rog. 

-imon says melt like wa0. 

-imon says walk like a monster. 

-imon says scream with no sound. 

-imon says tap dance. 

-imon says sit on the ground. 

-tand up. -tand up I say!

-imon says hold one #oot behind your back and wa$e your arms and sing at the top o# your

lungs. 

Alice sings Twinkle Twinkle $ittle 7tar2

Hueen : /h% I loathe that song! 7top singing% before 'y ears eplode! Take her away!

White Rabbit : )ut+ but consider% 'y Hueen. &ouldnt she have a trial; uh; first4

Hueen : Trial4

White Rabbit : Well% 8ust a; uh; little trial4 0''4

Hueen : 0''. ery well then. $et the trial begin!

Scene 7

White rabbit ca'e with a scroll tru'pet sound2

White Rabbit : (our *a8esty% 'e'bers of the 8ury% loyal sub8ects

White Rabbit : The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing her 'a8esty% the Hueen of 

0earts% into a ga'e of 7i'on 7ays% and thereby wilfully..

Alice : )ut;

White Rabbit : ..and with 'alice aforethought% teasing% tor'enting% and otherwise annoying
our beloved;

Hueen : 3ont 'ind all that! =et to the part where I loose 'y te'per.

White Rabbit : )wbwbwl; thereby causing the ,ueen to loose her te'per.

Hueen : Now% 0a ha; are you ready for your sentence4

Alice : 7entence4 Ah% but there 'ust be a verdict first!

Hueen : 7entence first! erdict afterwards.

Alice : )ut that 8ust isnt the way!

Hueen : All ways are;

Alice : (our ways% your 'a8esty.

Hueen : (es% 'y child. /ff with her;

White Rabbit : &onsider% (our *a8esty. 5h; we called no witnesses; 5h; couldnt we
hear; 'aybe one or two4 0a4 *aybe4

Hueen : /h% very well. )ut get on with it!

Rabbit : Alright then% witness one; the Ace.

&ard <ainter 1 : 7he cheated during the ga'e! I saw with 'y two eyes.

Rabbit : Witness two.. the 3euce.

Hueen : What have you to say about this4

&ard <ainter " : Twinkle twinkle little bat. ow I wonder'

Hueen : Thats the 'ost i'portant piece of evidence weve heard yet. Write that
down!

Eury : Twinkle% twinkle% twinkle% twinkle% twinkle% twinkle;

Alice : Twinkle% twinkle. What net4

&ard <ainter 1 : $et 'e see.. h'''.. 7he wears pink lipstick.

Alice : Thats 'y favorite color!

&ard <ainter " : 7he has two eyes..

Alice : All of us have two eyes!

Hueen : Thats it! We have enough evidence. 7hes proven guilty! /ff with her head!

&ard <ainters take Alice to the sentence roo'2

Alice shouts: No! No! No!J2 -lights off 

Alice wakes up and realied it was 8ust a drea'2