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Wwwlol

The document is a collection of random sentences on various topics ranging from mushrooms, cigarettes, and the military to emotions, food, and the afterlife. It does not have a clear theme or narrative.

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1.

The overpass went under the highway and into


a
2. iety president because she can whistle with her

toes.
3. I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you

have for your child by the way you look at her.


4. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the

lady’s bag of food.


5. Yeah, I think it's a good environment for

learning English.
6. He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to

dinosaurs.
7. There should have been a time and a place, but

this wasn't it.


8. Art doesn't have to be intentional.

9. He strives to keep the best lawn in the

neighborhood.
10. Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a

birthday cake.
11. He ended up burning his fingers poking

someone else's fire.


12. I love eating toasted cheese and tuna

sandwiches.
13. The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams

of becoming a sea turtle.


14. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the

crevasse
15. Boulders lined the side of the road foretelling
what could come next.
16. As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky

was upset her dentist appointment had been


canceled.
17. Greetings from the real universe.

18. The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a

lovely sight.
19. Fluffy pink unicorns are a popular status

symbol among macho men.


20. She did a happy dance because all of the socks

from the dryer matched.


21. David proudly graduated from high school top

of his class at age 97.


22. As you consider all the possible ways to

improve yourself and the world, you notice


John Travolta seems fairly unhappy.
23. He stepped gingerly onto the bridge knowing

that enchantment awaited on the other side.


24. His thought process was on so many levels that

he gave himself a phobia of heights.


25. Don't put peanut butter on the dog's nose.

26. He used to get confused between soldiers and

shoulders, but as a military man, he now


soldiers responsibility.
27. Charles ate the french fries knowing they

would be his last meal.


28. We have never been to Asia, nor have we
visited Africa.
29. The murder hornet was disappointed by the

preconceived ideas people had of him.


30. He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to

go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.


31. There is no better feeling than staring at a wall

with closed eyes.


32. He was sure the Devil created red sparkly

glitter.
33. He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

34. The anaconda was the greatest criminal

mastermind in this part of the neighborhood.


35. It was at that moment that he learned there are

certain parts of the body that you should never


Nair.
36. A good example of a useful vegetable is

medicinal rhubarb.
37. All she wanted was the answer, but she had no

idea how much she would hate it.


38. It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go

to remain short.
39. She had convinced her kids that any mushroom

found on the ground would kill them if they


touched it.
40. The delicious aroma from the kitchen was

ruined by cigarette smoke.


41. She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least,
that was her reason for not having time to join
us.
42. They say people remember important moments

in their life well, yet no one even remembers


their own birth.
43. He walked into the basement with the horror

movie from the night before playing in his


head.
44. The shark-infested South Pine channel was the

only way in or out.


45. Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it

seemed to work for gin.


46. I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit

me.
47. Homesickness became contagious in the young

campers' cabin.
48. The clock within this blog and the clock on my

laptop are 1 hour different from each other.


49. The fact that there's a stairway to heaven and a

highway to hell explains life well.

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