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On each full moon
2. She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched. 3. There aren't enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth. 4. Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can't read. 5. She borrowed the book from him many years ago and hasn't yet returned it. 6. Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today. 7. Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological. 8. It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak. 9. I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people. 10. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah. 11. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons. 12. Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was. 13. The toy brought back fond memories of being lost in the rain forest. 14. He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit hole in order to be with her. 15. The lake is a long way from here. 16. The knives were out and she was sharpening hers. 17. The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say. 18. The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the entire plane anxiety. 19. There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a circus ring. 20. The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars. 21. He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom. 22. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet. 23. I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking. 24. At that moment she realized she had a sixth sense. 25. My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey.