On Each Full Moon

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On each full moon


2. She did a happy dance because all of the
socks from the dryer matched.
3. There aren't enough towels in the world to
stop the sewage flowing from his mouth.
4. Written warnings in instruction manuals are
worthless since rabbits can't read.
5. She borrowed the book from him many years
ago and hasn't yet returned it.
6. Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear
orange today.
7. Before he moved to the inner city, he had
always believed that security complexes were
psychological.
8. It caught him off guard that space smelled of
seared steak.
9. I'm a great listener, really good with empathy
vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.
10. You've been eyeing me all day and waiting for
your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a
savannah.
11. I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons.
12. Dolores wouldn't have eaten the meal if she
had known what it actually was.
13. The toy brought back fond memories of being
lost in the rain forest.
14. He was willing to find the depths of the rabbit
hole in order to be with her.
15. The lake is a long way from here.
16. The knives were out and she was sharpening
hers.
17. The fish listened intently to what the frogs had
to say.
18. The toddler’s endless tantrum caused the
entire plane anxiety.
19. There's no reason a hula hoop can't also be a
circus ring.
20. The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left
emotional scars.
21. He enjoys practicing his ballet in the
bathroom.
22. The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the
closet.
23. I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could
tell what I was thinking.
24. At that moment she realized she had a sixth
sense.
25. My biggest joy is roasting almonds while
stalking prey.

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