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    The document provides context and summary for the first scene of Aristophanes' play "The Frogs". In the scene, Dionysus and his slave Xanthias encounter Heracles at his home. Dionysus is disguised as Heracles and seeks directions from the real Heracles to travel to the underworld to find the poet Euripides. Heracles warns Dionysus of the dangers but ultimately provides directions to get to Hades. The scene ends with Heracles whispering the directions as the lights go down.

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    The document provides context and summary for the first scene of Aristophanes' play "The Frogs". In the scene, Dionysus and his slave Xanthias encounter Heracles at his home. Dionysus is disguised as Heracles and seeks directions from the real Heracles to travel to the underworld to find the poet Euripides. Heracles warns Dionysus of the dangers but ultimately provides directions to get to Hades. The scene ends with Heracles whispering the directions as the lights go down.

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    The document provides context and summary for the first scene of Aristophanes' play "The Frogs". In the scene, Dionysus and his slave Xanthias encounter Heracles at his home. Dionysus is disguised as Heracles and seeks directions from the real Heracles to travel to the underworld to find the poet Euripides. Heracles warns Dionysus of the dangers but ultimately provides directions to get to Hades. The scene ends with Heracles whispering the directions as the lights go down.

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    THE FROGS - Scene 1

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    Aristophanes

    “ THE FROGS”
    First performed in 405 BC

    CHARACTERS IN SCENE ONE:

    XANTHIAS (A slave)

    DIONYSUS (A god)

    FRONT HALF OF THE DONKEY (a donkey)

    HERACLES (A hero)

    SCENE ONE

    Stage left. Enter two men, Dionysus and Xanthias, his slave. Xanthias is riding a donkey and
    is carrying a bundle of pots, pans a variety of small bundles tied to the edge of a long stick,
    resting on his shoulder. He is tired and uncomfortbale. Dionysus is walking beside him
    disguised as Heracles, ie, on top of his usual delicate bright yellow robe and beautiful, red
    lady boots (full of bows and ribbons) he has thrown a lion’s skin and he’s carrying -or more
    often than not, dragging on the ground – the huge club with which Heracles is usually
    identified. This club gives him enormous discomfort. He is a contradiction of effeminacy and

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    misplaced bravado. He is rather rotund and carries a protruding and obvious belly. Center
    Stage is a house. They walk around the stage a few times before Xanthias suddenly stops.

    XANTHIAS: Master?

    DIONYSUS: What?

    XANTHIAS (looks around the audience, smacks his knee with laughter and, waving his hand
    over the auditorium.): Hey, boss! Should I tell this lot a joke? One of my famous ones. One of
    those they always laugh at. You know the one I mean! Shall I?

    DIONYSUS: Sure, yes, all right! Any joke you like except the one about how your bum is
    under pressure. It sickens my gallbladder that one!

    XANTHIAS: All right, then. I’ll tell them that really funny one. 

    DIONYSUS: Sure, sure… except…Don’t tell them the one about…

    XANTHIAS: Which one? (He shifts his load from one shoulder to the next. The motion
    makes the donkey fart.)

    DIONYSUS: (Looks at the donkey and then at Xanthias suspiciously) The one where you say
    that… “every time I shift my bundle, I need to shift my shit bag!” Don’t say that one! Shit
    words are out!

    XANTHIAS: (Frowns. Shifts his load again and again the donkey farts) Well… what about –
    can’t I even say the one about how… what about the one about how… “I’m carrying such a
    burden on my shoulders that if someone doesn’t give me some relief I’ll start farting?

    DIONYSUS: No! I beg you! Please! Not that one either! At least not until I’m ready to puke.

    XANTHIAS: (Shifts his load again, this time with greater pain) Oh my neck!

    DIONYSUS: Oh, my precious little slave! Burdened with pains and stupidity! And here I
    am, (shouts loudly at him) here I am, Dionysus, a God, on foot and in agony while he rides on
    the donkey in comfort!

    XANTHIAS: Comfort! If you want to know about comfort, listen to this… (he makes an
    armpit fart)

    They reach the house.

    DIONYSUS: Just get down you, you little shit! We are here!

    Xanthias gets down from the donkey. He was obviously the second half of the animal
    and so when he “gets down” the animal’s bum falls to the ground and as it does so, it lets out
    a fart, more like the sound of a balloon let down.

    DIONYSUS: Phew! All that walking! Here’s the first door I need to knock.

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    (Knocks at the door and yells:) Hey, boy!

    (No response, knocks again this time louder) Boy!

    (He turns around to the audience in frustration, then knocks at the door again) Oi!
    Boy!

    (Lifts his club and is about to knock on the door with it when Heracles’ voice is heard)

    HERACLES: Who’s banging at my door? Charging at it like a centaur!

    Dionysus lifts his club again and is about to bring it down onto the door but just then
    Heracles’ massive body fills the door’s frame and he grabs the club mid-air with one hand.

    HERACLES: (Sees the group of wanderers and bursts into laughter) Hahahaha! What… by
    Hades, what have we got here? Hahahahaha!

    DIONYSUS: (aside to Xanthias) Boy!

    XANTHIAS: Yes boss?

    DIONYSUS: See that?

    XANTHIAS: See what, boss?

    DIONYSUS: How shit-scared he was of me! Shit-scared! For I am Dionysus!

    XANTHIAS: (sarcastically) Ohhhhhhh Yes, Master! By Zeus! He sure was! Shit-scared that
    you’ve lost your marbles!

    HERACLES: (Still laughing heartily) By Demeter! Hahahaha! I bite my lips but I still can’t
    stop laughing! Hahahahaha!

    DIONYSUS: (Getting impatient with Heracles now.) Heracles, my good man, come here.

    (Heracles, still laughing, shows reluctance)

    Come, please, I beg you, a word, please.

    HERACLES: (Tries to stop laughing) Hahahaha! Shooh laughter, shooh! Hahahaha! Shooh!
    Go away now! Hahahaha!

    (Looks at Dionysus’ clothes. Touches them in disbelief)

    What a sight! Lion skin and lady boots. Talk about “fashion victim!”. Anyway, what are you
    doing Dionysus, my little brother?

    DIONYSUS: I was sailing by, when suddenly, out of the blue, I got a…. a yearning!

    HERACLES: A yearning, ‘eh? A big one was it?

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    DIONYSUS: Huge….

    HERACLES: For what… a woman?

    DIONYSUS: Nup!

    HERACLES: A man?

    DIONYSUS: Nup!

    HERACLES: Not … the donkey?

    Donkey backs off. Xanthias farts.

    XANTHIAS: Pardon. I got over-excited.

    DIONYSUS: Well, my yearning was to meet the great poet and dramatist… Euripides!

    HERACLES: But he’s carked it! Dead! Deceased! No longer upon our world! He’s down
    there! Down below! Passed down!

    DIONYSUS: I know, I know, but I must go! I must go after him! Down below and no one,
    not even you can stop me, big brother!

    HERACLES: But… where? He’s down with Hades, I tell you!

    Xanthias shakes with fear, kicks the donkey and farts.

    DIONYSUS: Then I must go down to Hades and find him. That’s why I’m dressed like you,
    the mighty Heracles. I shall travel down to Hell and all of the monsters and dead things will
    think I am you. Then they’ll leave me alone.

    HERACLES: You’re mad, you silly little bastard, you’re mad! You wouldn’t wanna go
    down there! To the darkest pits of Hades!

    DIONYSUS: Drop the arguing. Just tell me the quick way I could get down there! To Hades!
    And I mean the quick way… just skip all those roads that are too hot or too cold!

    HERACLES: Okay matey, I’ll tell you how to get to Hell… but it’s your funeral…

    Heracles looks round to make sure nobody is listening. He motions them to come closer. They
    huddle round as Heracles whispers and gives directions. The donkey farts as the lights go
    down.

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