The Bluffers Guide To Talking Tech
The Bluffers Guide To Talking Tech
This guide will teach you how to key into tech terminology
without taking a deep dive.
Coding 05 CMS 11
Coder 06 API 12
Front End 07 IoT 13
Back End 08 Blockchain 14
Open Source 09 Big Data 15
Cloud 16
HTML 18 Start up 24
CSS 19 As A Service 25
JavaScript 20 Diversity 26
Python 21 Tech Fusion 27
SQL 22 Bootcamp 28
The Basics
Before we start exploring deep into the coding jungle,
it’s probably best to familiarise yourself with the
essential terms.
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Coding
Modern Hieroglyphics
Phones, cars and apps all have code in them because without
code – they’re just shells.
Each language has its own particular uses but we’ll get into that
later.
Top Tip
Say Hello!
Search “Hello World!” and try create one with
HTML. It’s nearly every developer’s first step!
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Coders
Smart People
Top Tip
Never Ask A Coder About C++
It will be a very long conversation that neither
of you really understand.
6
Front End
Website Makeup
Top Tip
Graphic designer with front end skills?
You’re essentially gold dust, enhance your skills
and start applying for jobs.
7
Back End
Front End
Right Website
Click, Inspect Element
Makeup
Top Tip
Approach with caution!
Tinkering with the back end without coding skills
can leave a site functionless.
8
Open Source
Help With Homework
Open source typically refers to free, open access code that can
be reused and modified.
Top Tip
Learn how to navigate GitHub (avoid Git…)
You’ll get great developer insight and see full
codebases.
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The Buzz Words
Technology has rapidly advanced our ability to create
jargon and some people are understandably a little lost.
Don’t worry, they’re not nearly as complicated as you
think!
10
Content Management System
Top Tip
Try using a little HTML and CSS with your CMS.
It can vastly improve your user’s website
experience.
11
API
Application
Programming Interface
Any app that uses external map software, receives the data
it needs using an API.
Top Tip
APIs make simple internet usage like log-ins a
breeze.
How irritating would reentering credentials be...
every time?
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IoT
IoT
The
TheInternet ofThings
Internet of Things
Smart Cities use the IoT for waste management, traffic control
and so much more.
Top Tip
The IoT can create easy backdoor-access to your
network.
Try connect your smart home devices on a special
“IoT Network,” to be safe!
13
Big Data
Data, Only Bigger
This is why coding languages like SQL and Python are used to
enhance processing speeds.
Top Tip
Processing big data is impossible without coding.
Imagine trawling through millions of contactless
payment transactions.
14
Blockchain
Economics Neue
Top Tip
Cryptocurrency value fluctuates wildly.
You’re gonna need a lot more than this guide to
start digibanking.
15
The Cloud
Where You Store Stuff
Cloud is a vague term for storing and accessing data and programs
over the Internet.
The Cloud has forced companies like IBM and Cisco to shift from
hardware to software.
Top Tip
Caveat Emptor! Use the Cloud Safely
There is a risk of malicious private data leaks from
unsecured cloud accounts.
16
The Languages
Like us, computers understand many different
languages. In this section we’ll explore their
specific uses, differences and more.
17
HTML
Hyper Text Markup Language
Top Tip
Don’t admit to having used MySpace
You’ll reveal your old age, very, very quickly.
18
3 3
CSS
CSS
Cascading Style Sheets
3 3
Top Tip
19
JS
JS
JavaScript
JS Make it Dance!
JS
Top Tip
JavaScript is definitely NOT the same as Java.
People often make this mistake and it never
works out well.
20
Python
Named After Monty Python
Top Tip
Python is brilliant coding language for beginners.
Want a better understanding of Python? Give us a call!
You can learn quite quickly.
21
SQL
Structured Query Language
Top Tip
SQL can be enhance pretty much any job!
If you have a lot of customer data,
you will benefit from knowing SQL.
22
The Business End
We are in the age of the Startup! Amazingly, there are
hundreds of businesses born every hour. With this
growth comes a tonne of tech industry-terms and we’re
here to help.
23
Startups
Quick Business, Quick!
Top Tip
Befriend a developer and start a business.
Or learn to code yourself, think of what you can
create!
24
(Everything)
SQLAs A Service
Cloud Enabled
Structured QueryServices
Language
Top Tip
If you’re working in an office, you’re probably
using aaS software.
Ask different departments what software they
use and how – it’ll help your role.
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Diversity
Silicon Valley’s Biggest Issue
There are calls for more diversity and inclusion in the tech
industry.
Despite public efforts to change, even companies like
Google have made little progress.
Amazon boasts the highest gender diversity at 37% female
tech staff in 2016.
Top Tip
Listen & Learn!
Engage in the diversity conversation, leave
preconceptions at the door.
26
Tech Fusion
Augmented Tradition
Top Tip
Take stock of the technology used in your
business.
You’ll get a better idea of your company’s goals
and how they achieve them.
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Bootcamp Learning
Like College, Only Faster
Top Tip
Choose a learning style that suits you!
Online; bootcamp, and university – learning is
the most important key to success.
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