Siskee
Siskee
Written by
Bharat Pandey
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PREM
Aaj se yeh hai aap dono ka naya
aashiyana...waise humne saara
intezaam kar diya hai.. Bas ab aap
dono apni nayi grihasthi ko
sambhaaliye...
Radha door se enter karne waali hoti hai..
PREM (CONT’D)
Are bhabhi...rukiye..rukiye
aap..aise kaise andar
aajayegi...jab bahu ghar mein pahli
baar aati hai toh kuchh riwaaz hota
hai...
SANJAI
Prem..tumne mere liye jo kiya
hai..uske liye thank you
PREM
Isme thank you ki kya baat hai
Sanjai...waise bhi yeh tumhaare
liye nahi... main apne liye kar
raha hoon...matlab ek dost ka farz
hota hai doosare dost ki museebat
mein kaam aaye...aur haan maine
saara intezaam kar diya hai agar
kuchh cheez ki zaroorat ho to phone
kar dena main chalta hai
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SANJAI
Aakhir hum log ek ho hi gaye.. woh
ek kahaawat hai na ki jab pyaar
saccha hota hai toh do pyaar karne
waalon ko milaane mein saari
kaaynaat jut jaati hai..ab humko
koi alag nahi kar sakta...ab mai
aur tum humesha ke liye ek ho gaye
But Radha is looking worried.
RADHA
Kya maine sahi kiya sanjai?
SANJAI
Kya nahi sahi kiya?
RADHA
Maine apne gharwaalon ki marzi ke
bagair tumse bhaag ke shaadi
ki...maine apni khushi ke liye apne
gharwaalon ka bhi thoda sa dhyaan
nahi rakha...pata nahi un par kya
beet rahi hogi..
SANJAI
Tum befaltu ka stress le rahi
ho..aur iss situation mein hum kar
bhi kya sakte the.. tumhaare maa,
baba humaare rishtey ke ekdam
khilaaf the.. kyunki main unki
jaati ka nahi hoon...aaj ke time
mein bhi yeh jaati paati...agar hum
bhi yahi sab sochtey toh kabhi ek
nahi ho paatey...tum pyaar karti ho
na mujhse
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Tumne kuchh bhi galat nahi
kiya..samjhi...aur haan woh
tumhaare maa, baaba hai thode din
naraz rahege phir khud hi maaf kar
dege aur iss rishtey ko apna lege..
RADHA
Such mein
SANJAI
Haan such mein...lekin uske liye
tumhe bhi ek kaam karna
padega..jaldi se unko ek pyaara sa
pota dena padega..
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Kya hua?
RADHA
Mujhe laga koi hai..koi mujhe
chhotey huye gaya
SANJAI
Yahan humaare tumhaare alawa koi
nahi hai...
4.
RADHA
Nahi sanjai..main such kah rahi
hoon...mere peeche zaroor koi tha..
SANJAI
Koi nahi hai Radha..bas tumhara
baham hai...mai hoon na tumhaare
paas toh phir kyun darr rahi
ho..mere hote huye koi nahi aa
sakta....chalo chhodo yeh sab aajao
humaari baahon mein...
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SANJAI
Radha...radha..kya hua...main hoon
sanjai..
Radha apni aankh kholti hai saamne sanjai hai..
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Kya hua...tum darri huyi kyun ho?
RADHA
Woh..wohh
SANJAI
Haan kya hua..bolo na
RADHA
Woh mirror pe...khoon...khoone se
likha..
SANJAI
Radha...wahan toh kuchh nahi hai
Radha peeche mud ke dekhti hai mirror ekdam saaf hai kuchh
nahi likha hai..Radha sanjai ko hug karti hai...Radha ke face
pe scene cut karte hai..
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RANVIJAI SINGH
Are prem...aao..aao..kaise aana hua
PREM
Sir..woh maine bataya tha na
aapko...sanjai ke baare mein..yeh
hai mera dost Sanjai
RANVIJAI SINGH
Bahut taareef suni hai tumhaari..
SANJAI
Sir aap ek baar sewa ka awsar
dijiye..shikayat ka mauka nahi
milega..
RANVIJAI SINGH
Theek hai...
PREM
Sir woh kuchh advance de dete
toh..woh kya hai na ki nayi nayi
ghar grihasti hai toh...
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6.
SANJAI
Yeh tumhare liye..
RADHA
Kya ismein?
SANJAI
Khud kholkar dekh lo..
RADHA
SANJAI
Main apni biwi ko aur bhi sexy
dekhna chaahta hoon samjhi..aur
haan ek good news aur bhi
hai..mujhe nayi naukari mili hai
aur mere boss ne advance bhi
diya..toh ussi paise se tumhaare
liye yeh pyaar sa gift...
RADHA
Yeh toh acchi baat hai...lekin itna
mahga gift laane ki kya zaroorat
thi...
SANJAI
Lekin wekin kuchh nahi...jaldi se
jaao aur taiyaar hoke aao...
RADHA
Theek hai baba jaati hoon..pahle
naha leti hoon phir uske baad..
SANJAI
Kya baat hai..meri biwi toh aur bhi
romantic ho rahi hai
7.
Radha kuchh bolti nahi smile karti hai aur bathroom mein
chali jaati hai..
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Pov shot of Radha.. Radha apni aankh dheere dheere khol rahi
hai blur pov se dikhaate hai sanjai uske saamne hai..kuchh
bol raha hai lekin usko sunaayi nahi de raha hai...radha
aankhe band karti hai toh voice over aata hai “ Bhaag ja
yahan se” suddenly ghabra ke uth ke baith jaati hai...Radha
ke maathe par ek chot lagi hai aur patti bandhi huyi hai
SANJAI
Radha..Radha..kya hua
Radha kuchh bol nahi pa rahi hai woh dari huyi hai..
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Radha..kuchh bolo to sahi
RADHA
Maine kaha tha na..yaha zaroor koi
hai...aur bathroom mein mujhe
maarne ki koshish ki ..
8.
SANJAI
Radha kuchh nahi hai yahan pe sirf
tumhara baham hai...tum bathroom
mein fisal ke gir gayi thi
bas...aur do din se tum behosh padi
ho..
RADHA
Do din se..
SANJAI
Ab baaten kam karo aur aaram
karo..aur haan tum ghar mein akele
rahti ho na toh tumhaare dimaag
mein aur bhi aisi baaten aati
hai...isliye tumhaari dekhbhaal
karne aur tumhe company dene ke
liye kisi ko laaya hoon..
Nana...nanda
NANDA
Bhaag jaao yahan se...maine kaha
bhaag jaao yahan se..
SANJAI
Radha..Radha
NANDA
Saheb aap pareshan mat hoiye..thodi
si kamzori hai sab sahi ho jayega..
9.
SANJAI
Theek hai nanda...khyaal rakho
radha ka...mujhe kaam pe jaana
padega...mai nikalta hoo..
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Nanda hall mein aati hai uske haanth mein dhooni hai jisase
woh dhuwa de rahi hai aur kuchh mantra budbuda rahi
hai...poore hall mein dhuwa dhuwa hai...nanda dhooni lekar
peechhe ki taraf mudti hai...uske peechhe Radha khadi hai
radha ko dekhkar woh darti nahi hai..normaly react karti
hai..
NANDA
Uth gayi aap..
RADHA
Tum yeh sab kar kya rahi ho
NANDA
Iss dhuwen se iss ghar ko jalne se
bachaane ki koshish
RADHA
Kya matlab hai tumhara..
NANDA
Aap humesha kahti ho na ki iss ghar
mein koi hai..
NANDA (CONT’D)
Sahi kahti ho...koi hai...koi hai
jo iss ghar ke kone kone pe nazar
rakhta hai..koi hai jo tumhe iss
ghar se bhagana chahta hai..koi hai
jo khoon ka pyaasa hai...tumhaare
khoon ka pyaasa...
RADHA
Lekin kyun?
10.
NANDA
Kyun..yeh toh mujhe bhi nahi
pata..lekin main uska hona mahsoos
kar sakti hoon..mai uski gandh
mahsoos kar sakti hoon..woh yahi
hai..woh yahi hai..
Nanda bolte bolte dhooni lekar doosari taraf chali jaati hai.
Radha usko jaate huye dekhti hai.. Uske chehre par dar dikh
raha hai...
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Radha aur sanjai so rahe hai.. Wall clock mein raat ke 2 baj
rahe hai... sanjai ka phone bajta hai..sanjai phone dekhta
hai...mobile ke screen par Prem likha hua aaraha hai...
sanjai phone ko haanth mein liye hai phir Radha ko dekhta hai
jo so rahi hai... sanjai call recieve karta hai..
SANJAI
Hello....
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Theek hai..main abhi aata hoon..
RADHA (O.S.)
Itni raat ko kaha ja rahe ho..
Sanjai rukta hai..radha ki taraf ek look deta hai..
SANJAI
Woh prem ki thodi tabeeyat kharaab
hai bas wahin ja raha hoon...tum so
jaao..mai aata hoon thodi der
mein..
RADHA
Nanda...nanda
11.
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Radha jaise hi andar enter karti hai, door apne aap band ho
jaata hai...Radha, nanda ko dekhti hai..radha dekhti hai ki
uska kamra azeeb sa bana hua hai...kuchh tantra mantra ke
samaan pade huye hai..
RADHA
Nanda...main kab se tumko bula rahi
ho...aur yeh awaz kaisi aarahi thi
tumhare kamre se...
Nanda kuchh nahi bol rahi hai..abhi hum nanda ka face nahi
dikha rahe hai...radha dheere dhree nanda ke aur kareeb jaati
hai...
RADHA (CONT’D)
Nanda..mai tumse baat kar rahi
hoon..aur itni raat ko tum yeh sab
kya kar rahi ho...Nanda..nanda
NANDA
Tumko meri awaz sunaayi deti
hai...kitni baar tumko kaha bhaag
jaao yahan se...suna tumne...suna
tumne..
NANDA (CONT’D)
Nahi suna na...ab tum bhi marogi..
RADHA
Nan..nanda...kya..kya bol rahi ho
tum..
NANDA
Main nanda nahi hoon... nahi hoon
mai nanda...tumhe marne ka bahut
shauk hai na...aaj tumhari yeh
shauk poori kar deti hoon..
RADHA
Mujhe chhod do..maine kya bigaada
hai tumhara..
RADHA
Nanda kya ho gaya tumhe...kya bol
rahi ho...
13.
NANDA
Main nanda nahi hoon..
RADHA
Toh kaun ho tum
NANDA
Tumhare pati ki pahli biwi...meera
RADHA
Kya bakwas kar rahi ho...
NANDA
Haan meera na sahi... meera ki Atma
bol saakti ho.. Ek atma jo nahi
chaahti ki koi aur uski tarah
bane... woh nahi chaahti ki zinda
rahte huye bhi koi aur uski tarah
apni zindagi ke liye tarse... bahut
pyaar karta hai na tumhara
pati...kabhi mujhe bhi aisa hi
pyaar karta tha...
NANDA (CONT’D)
2 saal pahle shaadi karke leke aaya
tha mujhe issi ghar mein...
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NANDA (V.O.)
Mai yaha aake bahut khush
thi..mujhe aisa lag raha tha ki jo
maine sapna dekha tha woh poora ho
gaya hai...iss ghar ko pyaar aur
khushiyon se sjaya..
B) meera kuchh kaam kar rahi hai, tabhi sanjai aata hai aur
peechhe se meera ko baahon mein bhar leta hai
14.
NANDA (V.O.)
Lekin mujhe kahan pata tha ki in
khushiyon pe jald hi grahan lagne
waala hai...
MEERA
Pahle naashta kar lo aap..
SANJAI
Nashta karne ka time nahi
hai..mujhe late h raha hai..aur
haan aaj raat mein mere kuchh dost
khaane pe aarahe hai...
Sanjai, meera ke paas jaata hai uske gaalo par apne dono
haanth rakha hai
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Aur main chaahta hoon ki meri biwi
itni sundar dikhe ki mere dost meri
kismat par jal bhun ke raakh ho
jaaye... main chaahta hoon ki woh
saare jo tumko gift me di thi aaj
wahi pahno...
PREM
Bhai kya kismat paayi hai..itni
sundar biwi kismat waalon ki hoti
hai...
RAGHU
Lekin bhabhi ji toh humaari mahfil
mein saamil hi nahi ho rahi...woh
toh bas ek baar apna chehra
dikhakar chali gayi..
15.
SANJAI
Raghu bhai...woh gaanv ki hai to
thoda shara rahi hai...mai abhi
leke aata hoon..
SANJAI
Tum yahan baithi ho..chalo
baahar..aise hoti hai mehmaan
nawazi..kya soch rahe hoge mere
dost..
MEERA
Aap toh bol rahe the khane pe aane
waale hai lekin...yahan toh daaru
piya ja raha hai..aur aap bhi
SANJAI
Mere dost hai...kaise mana kar
sakta tha unhe..aur yeh gaanv nahi
shaher hai..yahan daaru shauk ke
liye piya jaata hai samjhi...hum
roz thode na peete hai.. .chalo..
bahar chalo...woh log kya sochege
mere baare mein ki meri biwi
puraane zamaane ki...puraane soch
waali hai..
Sanjai, meera ko haal mein leke aata hai.. Hall mein baithe
Prem aur Raghu dono meera ko dekhte hai...Raghu daaru ka
glass liye uthkar khada ho jaata hai...meera ke paas jaata
hai...
RAGHU
Bhabhi ji..humlog toh aapse milne
aaye hai aur aap hai ki baahr hi
nahi nikal rahi...aap bhi humaari
company ko enjoy kariye..lejiye ek
peg aap bhi maariye..
RAGHU (CONT’D)
Bhabhi ji sharmaiye mat..lijiye
SANJAI
Itni zid kar rahe hai Raghu bhai
toh lelo thoda sa..
MEERA
Paagal ho gaye tum...mai daaru
piyugi..tum abhi nashe mein
ho..chhodo mujhe jaane do..
RAGHU
Nahi bhabhi ji..ek peg toh peena hi
padega...
SANJAI
Apne pati ki bhookh nahi
mitayegi...
17.
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NANDA
Aur yeh meera jo kisi ke ghar ki
laxmi banne aayi thi...woh ek
bazaru aurat ban ke rah gayi thi..
18 FLASH BACK: 18
NANDA (V.O.)
Bas chand noto pe bikau ho gaya tha
yeh jism.. Jo chaahe woh paise fenk
ke apni pyaas bujha sakta tha..
A) meera bedroom mein hai 2, 3 alag alag log jaate hai aur
zabardast meera ke saath rape kar rahe hai
B) sanjai haal mein baitha hai ek aadmi baahr niklta hai aur
paiso ka ek bundle usko deta hai..sanjai paison ko dekhta hai
aur ek smile deta hai
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Scene continiue
NANDA
Mujhe ghin aane lagi thi apne aap
se..
(MORE)
18.
NANDA (CONT'D)
Apne iss jism se..phir maine bhi
faisla kiya ki iss jism ko humesha
ke liye in sab se mukti dilane
ki..aur phir ek din..
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RADHA
Nanda..nanda..
Radha, nanda ka sir apni gond mein rakhti hai aur zor zor se
rone lagti hai... backgrong music se build up dete hai..
Emotional background music..
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19.
Door bell bajti hai.. Radha aake door open karti hai.. Sanjai
andar aata hai..
SANJAI
tum darwaja kyun kho rahi ho..nanda
kaha hai...aur tumhari tabeeyat
kaisi hai ab
RADHA
Mai theek hoon...nanda ki tabeeyat
thoda kharaab hai woh so rahi hai
toh..aur aap raat bhar aaye nahi..
SANJAI
Haan woh prem ki tabeeyat thoda
jyada kharaab ho gayi thi toh wahi
rukna pada..
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Nanda...tumhari tabeeyat bhi
kharaab hai toh ek kaam karo tum do
chaar din ke liye apne ghar hoke
aao...kaafi din ho gaya toh tumhara
man bhi bahal jayega..
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Jaao nanda..tum apna samaan baandh
lo..mai kaam pe ja raha hon toh
tumko raaste mein chhod duga
Nanda andar bedroom ki taraf jaati hai..
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Radha mujhe kaam pe turant nikalna
hai.. Aur haan aaj raat ko mere
kuchh dost aane waale hai...toh tum
acche se taiyaar rahna...theek hai
Radha haan mein sir hilaati hai.. Kisi ka blur pov jaise koi
unko dekh raha ho...sanjai andar chala jaata hai..hum radha
ke face par scene cut karte hai...
SANJAI
Ranvijai ji kahan rah gaye..
PREM
Aate hi hoge..jab advance diya hai
toh
RANVIJAI SINGH
Kahaan hai humaari shikaar..ab
sabra nahi hota..
PREM
Ab shikaari aagaya hai toh shikaar
bhi aajayega..
SANJAI
Sir..woh baaki ke paise...pahle
poora daam phir kaam..
RANVIJAI SINGH
Pakke dhandhe waale ho..
SANAJAI
Radha...Radha
Radha ko awaz deta hai...Radha baahr aati hai lekin woh kuchh
badli badli si dikh rahi hai..
SANJAI
Radha yeh hai humaare khaas
dost..Ranvijai ji
RADHA
Khas dost ya shikaari..
21.
RADHA (CONT’D)
Mujhe sab pata hai...shikaari aur
jungle ke raja ke beech deal ho
chuki hai...toh shikaar bhala kyun
chhupta chhupta phire...toh ab
shikaar aur shikaari aamne saamne
ho hi jaate hai jisse shikari ko
bhi maza aaye aur shikaar ko
bhi...kyun sanjai
RANVIJAI SINGH
Kya dilchasp hai tumhaari
biwi..lagta hai ki baksheesh bhi
iss shikaar par kam pad jaayegi..
RADHA
Lekin meri ek guzarish hai.. Ki
shaikaari pahle khud shikaar na
karke apne shikaari kutte ko
bheje..bahut suna hai iss shikaari
kutte ke baare mein..
RADHA (CONT’D)
Kyun prem saheb..aajaiye phir
RANVIJAI SINGH
Aisi kaun si jadi booti le liya hai
mere shikaari kutte ne...jo baahr
hi nahi aaraha hai...mai andar
jaake hi dekhta hoon..ab sabra ka
baandh toot raha hai...
SANJAI
Jaisi aapki marzi...ranvijai sir
aaj poori raat ke liye yeh shikaar
aapka hi hai
22.
Ranvijai andar jaat hai.. Woh kuchh dekhta hai shocked rah
jaat hai... camera pan karte hai dekhte hai fan se prem ki
lash latki huyi hai... Radha bed par bithi huyi hai...aur
muskura rahi hai... ranvijai darr ke darwaaje ki taraf
bhaagne lagta hai..lekin darwaja apne aap band ho jaata
hai..ranvijai bhaagne ki koshish kar raha hai lekin radha
usse apne paas aane ka ishar kar rahi hai...woh na chaahte
hute bhi uski taraf khiha chala aaraha hai jaise koi hidden
force usko dhakel rahi hai...
RADHA
Aajao...aajao..shikaar nahi karna
hai...tera shikaari kutta toh mera
hi shikaar ho gaya...ab tubhi hoga
mera shikaar..hahaha..shikaari khud
yaha shikaar ho gaya..
Intercut mein hum dekhte hai ki sanjai daaru pee raha hai aur
baar baar saamne table par rakhe paiso ko apne haantho mein
leke uchaal raha hai aur khush ho raha hai..
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23.
SANJAI
RADHA
Kisko meera ko..
SANJAI
Kaun meera...tum kais jaanti ho
meera ko..
RADHA
Radha aur meera dono do thode na
hai...dono ek hi hai...koi kisi ke
haantho bikti hai toh koi kisi ke
haantho...aur dono hi tumhare paisa
kamaane ka zariya...
RADHA
Accha main samjhaati hoon
tumko..meera ko dekhna hai..
MEERA
Kahan tak bhaagoge mujhse
24.
SANJAI
Radha..radha bacha lo mujhe..woh
mujhe maar daalegi...
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Radha...radha bachalo mujhe
Lekin radah kuchh nahi bol rahi hai... sanjai dekhta hai
meera uski taraf badhti aarahi hai... sanjai dekhta hai table
par fruits ka bowl rakha hai jismein knife hai..sanjai knife
leta hai aur radha ke gale par laga deta hai...
SANJAI (CONT’D)
Tumne toh khud apni jaan le li
thi..lekin agar ab tum meri taraf
bhi badhi toh iski jaan zaroor main
le looga...kya kah rahi thi ki
Radha aur Meera ek hi hai..toh aaj
Radha ko bhi meera ke paas pahucha
dooga...aur iski jimmedar hogi
tum..
NANDA
Kya kar rahe ho saheb..lag jayega
bhabhi ji ko...
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