Leaked The Secret Plans of Theilluminati
Leaked The Secret Plans of Theilluminati
Leaked The Secret Plans of Theilluminati
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NEW YORK CITY — Eat your heart out, Julian Assange! A new whistleblowing website is
publishing the top secret plans of the Illuminati!
The shadowy secret society is said to be the “unseen hand” that controls world affairs like
a puppeteer, pulling the strings of governments and corporations alike.
The agenda of the centuries-old organization has always been a closely guarded secret
known only to its members – until now. The new OmniLeaks.com, which goes online next
Monday, promises to unveil the order’s ultra-secret 15-Year Plan. And the information
dwarfs anything exposed by the infamous WikiLeaks.
“With all due respect to Mr. Assange and WikiLeaks, the data in those leaks was old hat,”
declares Roger Grenway, founder of OmniLeaks. “It was no surprise to learn that many of
America’s ‘allies’ secretly hate us or that Swiss banks hide the assets of crooks and
dictators.
“By contrast, much of what we’ve gleaned from these Illuminati documents is
earthshaking and will affect the future of every man, woman and child on the planet.”
The Illuminati documents come from two main sources: The first is a computer file
retrieved from the organization’s computer system in its Geneva headquarters.
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“Our team of hackers had to penetrate 12
layers of firewalls and defense
mechanisms,” Grenway explains. “Once the
documents were in our hands, leading
cryptologists hired at great expense had to
decipher the 78,000 words of text, written
in the legendary Illuminati Code.”
3. ESTABLISH NEW RELIGION. “A powerful new ‘Third Estate’ shall allow us to exert
influence akin to our past control of the Catholic Church. Merging of Scientology and
Christian Science to form this new sect will be a simple matter, as many people already
confuse the two.”
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4. LIQUIDATE INDIA’S COWS.
“Retrofitting grazing land for use cultivating
crops as well as distribution of beef will
greatly reduce world hunger.”
7. ESTABLISH A UNIVERSAL
LANGUAGE. “Sinoanglohindi, created by
our linguists, shall be the official language,
accelerating globalization. Note: we must
see that this is imposed more effectively in
the United States than the metric system, COWS are sacred according to Hindu religion --
our most dismal failure.” but slaughtering India's cattle could end world
hunger, the Illuminati believe.
8. COLONIZE ANTARCTICA. “A penal
colony on the Seventh Continent, including volunteers released conditionally from
debtors prisons (AKA Freedom Centers) shall be step one. Colonization will help ease
population concerns, so that Protocol 273 can be postponed.”
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“We only know that this is all to take place within 15 years,” says Grenway.
The origins of the Illuminati are hazy. Many historians believe the outfit was founded in
May 1776, in Bavaria by one Dr. Adam Weishaupt, a professor of Canon Law at Ingolstadt
University, a former Jesuit, and devotee of Machiavelli. Nine years later, the Illuminati
were banned by the Bavarian government for plotting to overthrow all the kings in Europe
as well as the Pope. But the organization went underground and has continued to act
behind the scenes, cooking up various conspiracies up until the present day.
“Our researchers haven’t nailed down the Signing of the Declaration of Independence
marked one of Illuminati's greatest successes.
Illuminati’s true origin,” says Grenway.
“Nor do we know whether anyone can
thwart their plans now that we’re making them public. The power and influence of the
Illuminati are unthinkably vast.
“We can at least hope that members of the public can make sound decisions based on
what we now know is coming down the pike.’
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