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    An Imperial wizard brags about his magic abilities and military training, threatening to unleash the full power of the Winds of Magic to wipe out a Chaos worshipper who insulted him. He warns that his vast spy network is already tracing the heretic's location so that a fiery storm of retribution can end their pathetic life for daring to disrespect the Empire.

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    An Imperial wizard brags about his magic abilities and military training, threatening to unleash the full power of the Winds of Magic to wipe out a Chaos worshipper who insulted him. He warns that his vast spy network is already tracing the heretic's location so that a fiery storm of retribution can end their pathetic life for daring to disrespect the Empire.

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    An Imperial wizard brags about his magic abilities and military training, threatening to unleash the full power of the Winds of Magic to wipe out a Chaos worshipper who insulted him. He warns that his vast spy network is already tracing the heretic's location so that a fiery storm of retribution can end their pathetic life for daring to disrespect the Empire.

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    Empire Copypasta

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    An Imperial wizard brags about his magic abilities and military training, threatening to unleash the full power of the Winds of Magic to wipe out a Chaos worshipper who insulted him. He warns that his vast spy network is already tracing the heretic's location so that a fiery storm of retribution can end their pathetic life for daring to disrespect the Empire.

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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Chaos Worshipper?

    I'll have you


    know I graduated top of my class in the Altdorf College of Magic, and I've been
    involved in
    numerous secret raids on beastmen, and I have over 3000 confirmed Burning Head
    kills.
    I am
    trained in Aqshy warfare and I'm the top caster in the entire Imperial Army.
    You are nothing to me but just another ash pile. I will wipe you the fuck out with
    Winds of Magic the likes of which has never been seen before in the Empire,
    by Sigmar.
    You think you can get away with saying that shit to me before the Emperor?
    Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of
    spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare
    for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you
    call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can
    kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not
    only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire
    arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to
    wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only
    you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about

    to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you
    couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
    shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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