The Phone Call Script
The Phone Call Script
By
Toby Griffin
EXT – ON THE STREET – NIGHT
MICHAEL
Hello?
MICHAEL
(interrupting)
Who this?
MICHAEL
No, if you’re inside the house why do you need
to call me.
MICHAEL puts down the phone and walks towards the door.
MICHAEL
Honestly, sleeping on the job, should be
ashamed of yourself.
MICHAEL
Hmm, weird show.
MICHAEL
Yeah, pretty much
JASON
And you aren’t the slightest bit scared.
JASON (CONT’D)
You do know what’s going on right? Masked
strangers, missing knives, messages in blood…
you are literally living in a horror movie.
MICHAEL
Is that good or bad?
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Bad, got it, very bad.
JASON
He could be anywhere right now.
JASON
We need to go now.
JASON
Now Michael!
MICHAEL
Ok Jason…
MICHAEL
I don’t see why your making such a big deal out
of this. If he wanted to kill me, he would’ve
last night.
JASON
He could have killed you last night, but he
didn’t. So, he must want to mess with you first
before he kills you.
MICHAEL
That’s comforting. But why are we talking about
this when we have much more pressing matters.
JASON
Like what, Michael? What could possibly worse
than this?
MICHAEL
Well, Jason. For one the delivery guy…
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
(defensive) He was sleeping on the job and I
think he need to be held accountable.
JASON
He’s dead Michael! And unless we want to end up
the same, we’ve got to focus.
JASON (CONT’D)
Now the key to surviving any horror scenario is
to stick together, he’s less likely to attack
us if we’re together. We stand a better chance.
JASON continues pacing and starts to pace in front of an
alley. On the final pace in front of the alley THE
STRANGER is standing there.
JASON (CONT’D)
So under no circumstances can we split up
MICHAEL
Jason? Jason?
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
(mockingly) Hypocrite, we need to stick
together Michael. Under no circumstances,
Michael.
THE STRANGER
Yeah, I don’t think he’s coming, Michael.
Cut to black:
EXT – FOREST – DAY
MICHAEL
Just so you know my safe word is mango.
THE STRANGER
Michael, Michael, Michael. What to do with you.
Tell me, Michael, what is your biggest fear?
MICHAEL
Letting down my friends and family and knowing
that I will always disappoint them no matter
how hard I try… alligators are pretty scary
too.
THE STRANGER
Well, what if I was take this
THE STRANGER pulls out a small saw from his back pocket.
MICHAEL
I wouldn’t do that if I were you?
THE STRANGER
(chuckles) Yeah? And whys that?
MICHAEL
I use to do wood tech GCSE and that saw… would
not recommend.
THE STRANGER rolls his eyes and tosses the small saw over
his shoulder.
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
It would blunt easily and it was just a hassle
in general. I would say go on google and just –
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Ow, mango, mango.
THE STRANGER
(sighs) Have you ever killed anyone, Michael?
MICHAEL
Can’t say that I have, no.
THE STRANGER
We live in a society where we must be told not
to kill. You see, Michael, fear is the purist
emotion there is and… Are you on twitter?
MICHAEL
Yeah, sorry. I was just checking that you
didn’t get that from some deep thoughts page.
THE STRANGER
Do you understand what’s going on here?
MICHAEL
Of course, I do. You’re doing what you love.
Its very important to have a hobby.
THE STRANGER
(under breath) ugh, this is torture.
MICHAEL
Hobbies are a great way to keep positive. You
clearly enjoy what you do.
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Enjoying a hobby helps your general mental
health. I am truly thankful that you thought to
include me in this.
MICHAEL is now sat alone in the woods, he looks around
for the stranger.
MICHAEL (CONT’D)
Hello?
Cut to black:
Title card and credits
MICHAEL
Hmm, must be a scout.
End: