Handy Latin Phrases

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Handy Latin Phrases

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum sonatur. Or 'Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.'

There are two kinds of Latin speaker. There is the kind who slowly forms an appreciation and understanding of the language, finding the right word to use and
learning to conjugate verbs. In advanced stages of learning the language this results in Latin professorship. The second kind of Latin speaker just memorises lists
of quotations, and merely uses them to impress. Given time, they lose track of which quotes correspond to which translation, and eventually end up whispering
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est! into the ears of hopeful young ladies, instead of something more traditionally romantic. This affliction is easily remedied,
generally by placing the offender next to a Latin professor at a dinner party.

However, this guide is for the third kind of Latin speaker. The kind who will say Braccae tuae aperiuntur to spot the fakes. The kind who can make a Latino
laugh with a well-placed Te capiam, cunicule sceleste!

The important thing is to always insist that you only know a few handy Latin sayings for everyday use, that anyone could pick up. Any more will put you firmly
in category two, and you don't want that. More to the point, We don't want that either.

Useful Phrases

So, you've suddenly found that you need to say a few choice words in Latin. Here are the phrases1, with handy English translations.

Nescio quid dicas I don't know what you're talking about


Nemo hic adest illius nominis There is no one here by that name
Ita erat quando hic adveni. It was that way when I got here
Nihil declarandum I have nothing to declare
Raptus regaliter Royally screwed
Ut si! As if!
Vescere bracis meis Eat my shorts
Re vera, potas bene Say, you sure are drinking a lot
Noli me vocare. Ego te vocabo. Don't call me. I'll call you.
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult
Canis meus id comedit My dog ate it
Die dulci freure Have a nice day
Fac ut vivas Get a life
Fac me cocleario vomere! Gag me with a spoon!
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem Stand aside, little people! I am here on official business
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum I have a catapult. Unless you give me all of your money, I will fling an enormous
immane mittam. rock at your head.
Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant May barbarians invade your personal space
Quo signo nata es? What's your sign?
Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt... You know, the Romans invented the art of love...
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant May conspirators assasinate you in the hall
Magister mundi sum! I am the master of the universe!
Non sum pisces I am not a fish
Radix lecti Couch potato
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
possit materiari?
Unitam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy
Cogito ergo sum I think, therefore I am
Cogito ergo doleo I think, therefore I am depressed
Senito aliquos togatos contra me conspirare I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Vah! Denuone latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur. Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
Nihili est - in vita priore ego imperator romanus fui That's nothing; in a previous life I was a Roman Emperor
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est Yes, that is a very large amount of corn
Perscriptio in manibus tabellariorum est The cheque is in the post
Non illigitamus carborundum Don't let the b'stards grind you down
Nonne macescis? Have you lost weight?
Minime senuisti! You haven't aged a bit!
Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam! It looks great on you!
Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse! A wig? I never would have guessed!
Braccae tuae aperiuntur Your fly is open
Subucula tua apparet Your slip is showing
In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth
Abutebaris modo subjunctivo You've been misusing the subjunctive
Heus, hic nos omnes in agmine sunt! Hey, we're all in line here!
Non, mihi ignosce, credo me insequentem esse No, excuse me, I believe I'm next
Nonne de novo eboraco venis? You're from New York, aren't you?

Bumper Stickers and Vanity Plates

Sona si latine loqueris Honk if you speak Latin


Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt Save the whales
Frena pro feris teneo I brake for animals
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults
Sic hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated, and much
propinquus ades too close
Incitatus Speed demon
Vagans Cruising
Litoralis Beach bum
Mannus Mustang
Fractum Jalopy

Advanced Quotations

The following phrases are for those who can speak Latin while at the same time maintaining a cheesy accent. This is harder than you think. Despite all your best
intentions to do a perfect rendition of Clint Eastwood from the film Dirty Harry, celebrity Latin accents invariably transform into something more akin to Manuel
from Fawlty Towers .

Quid agis, medice? What's up, Doc?


Dic mihi solum facta, domina Just the facts, ma'am
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Farrago fatigans! Thuffering thuccotash!
Fac ut gaudeam Make my day
Illius me paenitet, dux Sorry about that, chief
Tuis pugis pignore! You bet your bippy!
Diabolus fecit, ut id facerem! The devil made me do it!
Osculare pultem meam! Kiss my grits!
Credidi me felem vidisse! I tought I taw a puddy tat!
Si fallatis officium, quaestor infitias eat se quicquam scire de factis vestris If you fail, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your activities
Te capiam, cunicule sceleste! I'll get you, you wascally wabbit!
Conlige suspectos semper habitos Round up the usual suspects
Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse You know, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
Me transmitte sursum, caledoni Beam me up, Scotty

Names and Titles

Translations of the names of some famous bands and television shows.

Cimictus The Beatles


Inlecebrae The Temptations
Lapides provolventes The Rolling Stones
Ille quis The Who
Mortui grati The Grateful Dead
Simitatores The Monkees
Pueri litoris The Beach Boys
Illi silices The Flintstones
Insula gilliganis Gilligan's Island
Zona crepusculi The Twilight Zone
Opus: quod fiere non potest Mission: Impossible
Dies felices Happy Days
Navis amoris The Love Boat
Iuvenes inquietesque The Young and the Restless
Pretium iustum est The Price is Right

1
Some of these phrases can be found in the excellent work Latin for Everyday Occasions: Lingua Latina Omnibus by Henry Beard.

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